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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty Little Secret on the new Hits of one

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Speaker 1: six by one. It's time for dirty little secret. Remember

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Speaker 1: we said secret, weird secret secret. It's time for dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, Sea get out secret. There's an R in

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Speaker 1: the word secret. That's not a dirty little secret. That's

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Speaker 1: something that everybody should know. It's time for dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: And if you have a dirty little secret to share

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Speaker 1: with us, just text in four one O six one.

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Speaker 1: We'll let you tell your secret, no matter what it is,

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Speaker 1: on the show. And we always keep you anonymous. Nobody

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Speaker 1: knows who you are. We don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: And the person on the phone today their fake name.

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Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion. Whoa Tory Lanes? Is she? I don't know?

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Speaker 1: Or with a CARDI B I know one? Thanks for sure.

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Speaker 1: She's got a whop? Yeah you do? How is that wop? Yea? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: To put it mildly, it's yeah, it's quite wappy today.

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Speaker 1: Actually yeah, all right, don't know what that means, but okay, yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Megan the Stallion? Who is

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Speaker 1: not making this down? Okay? So yeah, oh god, I

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Speaker 1: hate to admit this, but I'm not entirely sure, said,

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Speaker 1: I'm so jazzed up about being a parent anymore. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hold on one second, so that's your secret. Yeah yeah, look,

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Speaker 1: look it's just okay, So here's the thing, is it?

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Speaker 1: Like obviously, you know, we've all been home way too

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Speaker 1: much lately. Uh and and you know it's like everybody's

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Speaker 1: sort of you know, testing their own patients with one

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Speaker 1: another and and basically just you know, over the past

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Speaker 1: couple of months, I've just like really really found that

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Speaker 1: I'm just like getting you know, just really short with

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Speaker 1: like my wife and you know, my kids are getting

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Speaker 1: on my nerves and happening and absolutely right, But I

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Speaker 1: mean the fact that that happens though from time to

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Speaker 1: time it sounds though like the system or of a

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Speaker 1: concrete thing for you, like you just realize that you're

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Speaker 1: tired of being a parent. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of

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Speaker 1: it's it's well, I mean, it's one of those things

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Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, prior to the whole quarantine thing,

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Speaker 1: it was like, you know, I would at least get

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Speaker 1: the break of going to work each day. Right now

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Speaker 1: that I'm now that I'm working from home, and now

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Speaker 1: that I'm around them all the time every single day,

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Speaker 1: it's just like I just I don't know, I'm just

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Speaker 1: at the end of my rope and and I don't

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Speaker 1: know if if I'm you know, built for this, and

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Speaker 1: and it just, you know, it just doesn't feel like

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Speaker 1: it's worth it, if you know what I mean. That's

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Speaker 1: a tough problem because it's hard to get rid of

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Speaker 1: a child, I assume, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now sorry, that's out of like I've tried that, but

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Speaker 1: but you know, but no, it's just it's just one

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Speaker 1: of those things where it's just like I just don't

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Speaker 1: I just don't know what to do. You know. It's

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Speaker 1: like I wake up every morning and and it's like

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Speaker 1: it's even gotten to the point where it's like I've

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Speaker 1: got my own sort of secret calendar that i keep

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Speaker 1: hidden away with my work stuff, where I'm literally checking

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Speaker 1: off days until my children turn eighteen. And wow, nothing

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Speaker 1: that you dig about it, huh dang. No, No, I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: don't get don't get me wrong. It's like when they

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Speaker 1: were born, like I was so I was so excited

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Speaker 1: to be a dad, and you know, the magic of

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Speaker 1: these kids, you know, it's just like it's filled. My

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Speaker 1: heart was like so much warmth and so much love,

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Speaker 1: but now I'm just like, oh my god, they're just

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like they're so loud that they never

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Speaker 1: ever stop. And then even once they go to bed

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Speaker 1: at night, it's just like, you know, I'm already exhausted.

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Speaker 1: And then that's when my wife wants like alone time

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Speaker 1: for the two of us, and I'm just like, I'm

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Speaker 1: already done, like I'm done with my day. You know, well,

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Speaker 1: and you don't want any more of the kids. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like, so I don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get sense. Yeah seriously, Yeah, I mean you know

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Speaker 1: that that that is one idea for sure. But but yeah,

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Speaker 1: anyway that I guess that's just my dirty level secrets

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Speaker 1: that I just you know, I'm tired. I'm tired of

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Speaker 1: being a parent. Yeah, okay, well I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah sucks. Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people though,

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Speaker 1: can relate at the moment. Yeah for sure. How long

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Speaker 1: you got until you're done being apparent then you can

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Speaker 1: finally be happy again? Too long? What's your dirty little

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