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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings. It's twenties. Hello, Hey, yo,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This poop called from? I was looking for Haley. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is she. My hand on it. Let me get

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Speaker 1: my hands on it. I'm sorry, where are you calling from? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Sorry? I said that kind of quick. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, like sometimes I talk fast like that.

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Speaker 1: But my name is Pook. I'm calling from. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: to um confirmate your um massage appointment that you got.

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Speaker 1: Let me get my hands on it. UM all right,

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Speaker 1: yea yeah, can you repeat your name? It's poop, big

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Speaker 1: poop like my mom calls me Clarence. What my friends

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Speaker 1: called me poop. You know what I'm saying, sounds about

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Speaker 1: to go buy poopy P double okay, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. So trying to get you in here, get

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Speaker 1: my hands on it, to walk. I'm sorry what you say?

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Speaker 1: You said? It was t w okay pok no P

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Speaker 1: double P double o P double like two owes. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Oh, oh, yes, yes, I see

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Speaker 1: you on on my schedule. What I put it though? UM,

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Speaker 1: I just want to call you real quick before your appointment.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Make sure I got everything straight.

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Speaker 1: Let me get your hands on it. Um? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So where where? Where are you hurting? Girl? Did you

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Speaker 1: have a question about your massage? Um? I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you realize this, but that was my question. Poop

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Speaker 1: was asking you where you hurting? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like where you want me focused on? Let me get

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Speaker 1: my hands on it. I focus right on it. I'll

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Speaker 1: take all that pain away, all that stress away, all

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Speaker 1: that pressure away. I ask some pressure where I need

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Speaker 1: to add some pressure. If you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: my hands on it. That's something we can talk about

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Speaker 1: in person. Um, it's I mean, I just like I

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Speaker 1: just like to get um, like you know, all the

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Speaker 1: information that I need when I massage with somebody, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like as a massage therapist, I

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Speaker 1: try to get all the information I need so that

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Speaker 1: I know what rubbing. I don't know what they want

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Speaker 1: me to rub. I don't know what they want me

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Speaker 1: to touch it. I know what they want me to sir. Sorry, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't feel comfortable talking about this over

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Speaker 1: the phone beforehand. I mean though, but hey, it's a

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Speaker 1: body though, right, it's a body though, like everybody got

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Speaker 1: a body though. Okay, I mean, you know, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: saw you. I saw your profile. I saw your profile.

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Speaker 1: You know. I like because it's like, yeah, how they

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Speaker 1: had like a profile over you when you sign up

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Speaker 1: for a massage. Yeah, I saw your profile. You got

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Speaker 1: a body thought. Okay, So if you're gonna be inappropriate,

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Speaker 1: I am gonna have to cancel. Like y'all, y'all got

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Speaker 1: to cancel your appointment. I ain't gonna. I'm trying to.

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Speaker 1: I'm like I'm saying, I'm like the best massage therapist

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Speaker 1: they gut here. So let me let you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Let me get my hands on it. You'll

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Speaker 1: see you don't need to cancel tibody else you don't

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Speaker 1: get to go. Excuse me, excuse me. Do you have

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Speaker 1: any manager or somebody I can talk to? Um? Yeah

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Speaker 1: I do. You won't hold for him, that's anything, all right?

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Speaker 1: Just hold hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,

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Speaker 1: hold up real quick, and I'll go get my manager.

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Hey, what's up? It's a man, y'all'll

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Speaker 1: do you? That's me. So anyway, I'm the manager on duty,

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Speaker 1: and I could be the managin on bouty if if

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Speaker 1: y'all let me, so, okay, let me get my hands

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Speaker 1: on it. Okay, I'm feeling very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable too,

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Speaker 1: girl boy, you know what I'm saying. I think we

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Speaker 1: probably feel different uncomfortable because my uncomfortable is like my

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Speaker 1: panthers got tired. I think Jeff might be the most

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Speaker 1: inappropriate conversation I've ever had with a company like yours.

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Speaker 1: I think this might be the least inappropriate conversation I

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Speaker 1: ever had with love client like you. And I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: like I got, I could get so much more inappropriate

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Speaker 1: if y'all would let me, if y'all will let me.

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Speaker 1: If y'all this is not this is not working, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna run. Thank you. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yes, hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry about that guy. I'm sorry. Who was as

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Speaker 1: commandagor or No? This is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you? Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: That was also me? Oh my god? Are you Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Your friend Janelle set you up. She said that you

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Speaker 1: have you just signed up for a massage service, and

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Speaker 1: she wanted me to creep you out a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So there you go. Let me get my hands on it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I am scared for life. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubile phone pranks,