WEBVTT - Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage. 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:07.840 Well, welcome back to yet another episode about for me 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:13.399 this I'm your host, Kevin, Yes that Kevin? What was that? 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:16.400 Is this really good time for each questions of yours? 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:20.439 Right now? Right now? To be clear, this is the 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.239 best time for us to do. Yeah, I didn't think so, 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:27.240 but I digress. Let's meet ms. See how I talk 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:30.280 him down. Let's be talking. Shall we go? Tick order. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.199 Let's quickly check in with the Craig Akowski for his 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:37.760 late morning but too long before lunch snacks review the 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:47.000 cow We do record in a difficult window. Yes, ideally, Yeah, 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.440 I'm having lunch at noon, which is always right in 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.960 the middle of of our two episodes. We get a 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.640 time to break at noon. Usually, um my wife and 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:59.560 I also trying to diet right now, so she got 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.320 a bunch of a bunch of snacks, which I think, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:10.880 are you know, hundred calories are less at the at 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:15.800 the whole food. So there are options in the house, 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:21.759 but they're they're thin, like literally like thin, mostly mostly flavors, 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:27.600 mostly flavorless. Yeah, so I'll let you know what I 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.959 what I picked, but I'm not gonna like it. Okay, 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:34.360 I'll pick for you the you know, Chris and I 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:39.400 were on the Osborne Was it Robert Osborne? Is that right? Yeah? 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.640 And I've recently tried the Atkins as well. Shockingly great 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:46.880 and very very very low sugar and carbon super low. Alright, 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.720 that's all I got for you. Oh my, there's Jack 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:55.320 eagans All at the Root. JACKO, what seafood best describes 0:01:55.360 --> 0:02:02.640 your current mood? Oh? Well, I would say I've immediately grouper. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.800 That's what came to my heart. Not not happy as 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:12.120 a clam, no trooper, um, it just it's what came 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.400 to me. So I have to follow my gut and 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.160 and believe in myself. Could I pick a grouper out 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:20.520 of a lineup? I certainly couldn't. And group is also 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:24.160 good for your gut. Back by popular demand, here is 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.720 Chris Alvarado, Friend of the Sea. Your review please of 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:34.440 this season's Blowdeck Sailing Yacht. Haven't watched an episode? Okay, 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.000 that's that's strong, that's a strong, bold choice. It's wild 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.880 because Jessica and I we go through our you know, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:44.520 our DVR list, and we're like, what's happening to us? 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.639 Why aren't we if this one just slipped through our hands? 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:50.720 And we love that captain. We love him. Can I 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:55.240 make a suggestion though, as much as we love that captain, Uh, 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:59.400 it's Gary. You don't need any more Gary in your life. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:02.760 I know, I know, dude. It's like, how does he 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.440 keep getting rewarded for being such a piece of shit? 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.119 You are correct, Gary's a piece of ship for five 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:16.359 hundred please, Craig. Also always dieting my whole life, and 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:18.920 I spent a lot of time eating those flavorless bars, 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.200 and um, I just want to say I feel you. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.520 I I do a lot of Laura bars. It's like, 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.160 so I just I love you and I'm just I'm 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:27.840 here and support with you. That's it. Sorry, thank you, 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.200 thank you. Chris. Yeah, and I'm gonna throw out that 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:35.040 last one to reiterate the intermittent fasting. It's made all 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:36.760 the difference in the world for me, not just losing 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.080 weight but keeping it off. Try not to eat after 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.520 seventh thirty at night, and then don't eat again for 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.440 at least nine thirty am. That's the fourteen hour stretch 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.400 where your body starts eating its own fat. I'll move 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.320 on now, drop the kids at the sinners. We got 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:56.360 Mark Gagliardi, Hello spaceship Earth Lover, What did you learn 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:00.680 from it this time? Well, as you know, I'm a 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:04.840 big fan of Epcot's Spaceship Earth and every time I 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.560 learned something new, A thing I learned this time, Well, 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.920 the thing I had found out and then confirmed this 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:16.800 time is that, um, a lot of the animatronics inside 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:22.080 that ride are based on our are reused animatronics from 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:25.320 the Hall of Presidents. So if you look closely, you 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:30.479 will see that working Guttenberg's printing press is a bowl 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:39.560 cutted and Renaissance dressed Andrew Jackson and and the monk 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:43.160 that is copying a Bible back in the old medieval 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.960 times area of it. Not medieval times like the restaurant, 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:54.000 medieval times like the times. Uh. Fortunately no, John Adams. Uh. 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.760 So that's what I That's what I not learned this time, 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:01.839 but confirmed this time. I own two eyes. I knew 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:03.760 there would be something, and I'm glad I asked. And last, 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.279 but leave your key with the doorman. If you think 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:10.120 of Leasa, it's James Heeny, j j Jimmy. On average, 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:14.760 how many minutes do you need to choose what to wear? 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:20.880 Each day? O? God? You know what I changed twice 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:24.040 before this zoom call and I turned. It turns out 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.880 I put the sweatpants I slept in back on because 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.320 I figured I would just decide when I was done 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.320 recording today what I was really gonna wear. So it's 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:34.960 it's not minutes, it's ours, Kevin, good call. I too, 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.800 am naked from the waist down. Let's do it. Well, 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:39.640 let me just can I just say one thing? I 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:43.920 am so excited, uh I, I'm gonna be taking over 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:46.680 Chris's and anybody. I'm gonna be reading all of the 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.280 emails and I can't wait. So you can stop saying, 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:52.640 James Heeney, don't look at this. I'm gonna be gone 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:56.080 filming a movie, some big deal right now, a big deal. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:58.960 But I'm gonna be reading every email that comes through, 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:03.039 So please say hi, I'm gone nice, Yes, I I was. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.880 I am remiss. I was meant to mention a couple 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.080 of things. One, thank you so much for those of 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.360 you who heard our cries from more uh scene suggestions. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:16.280 You crushed it. In fact, you also crushed Chris's ability 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:20.760 to breathe clashed my computer and sprot So this is 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:26.760 an official thank you. Now kindly funk off. Remember this 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.480 is a comedy show. What I really mean to say 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.000 is thank you, We're we're good for the time being. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.800 I want to let you know we're in need, and 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.120 I also want to let you know thank you, We're 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.640 we're good for the time being. And then the other 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:40.640 thing is that James will be taking over the reading 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:44.040 and responding to the emails and UH and the patron 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:47.480 scene suggestions. So I can't wait to see you all 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:51.080 have fun with that um and thank you for your 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.880 seeing suggestions. We gather them, as most of you know 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.880 from our listener emails or from our patron v I 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:58.320 P s or how comaniacs. To become a patron supporter 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:02.560 of the show, please please do because you get exclusive 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:05.359 content like bonus scenes. We record bonus scenes just for 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:09.400 the Patreon peeps. Also video of what the fuss is 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:13.559 happening right now us in the zoom and Aclamaniac level. 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.960 Several of them have been in the zoom with us. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.240 More of those to come. Head on over to patron 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.960 dot com, slash alchemy this. If you'd like to submit 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:25.040 a scene suggestion by email, it's alchemy this email and 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:33.680 gmail dot com. That's acumented com. Scene one is some 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:40.360 patron V I P. Chase Spansky, who wrote, here is 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:44.720 a scene suggestion inspired by one of your live hangs. 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:49.320 Awhile back. The next live hang is, Yeah, what's usually 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.480 the last Saturday of every month? That usually it is 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:53.680 the last Saturday of every month if you want to 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.600 come hang live, and then if your patrons subscribe, it's 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:01.200 on demand later. So this sucks. He says, this scene 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:05.640 suggestion was inspired, in fact by one of those live hangs. Um, 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:08.800 so if they stink, you have only yourselves to blame. Okay, 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:16.000 two of you give Tony Robbins a couple's massage. That's 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:20.200 quite it's quite a twist couple's massage. But okay, thank 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:24.800 you for being you. Chase. Yeah, what what room am 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:31.800 I in? You're in room four twenties, sir, it's upstairs. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:36.440 Well you actually you can take the elevator. Oh can Yeah, 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.680 it's a reserve for V I P. S because we 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.880 don't want the commoners to be cluttering up the elevator. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.040 I thank you very much of your time. Can I 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:47.480 just tell you one thing, Yes, you are being the 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.319 best you that you can be right now. And oh 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:51.679 my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.440 I had a feeling, but I didn't want to stay 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:59.080 until I was absolutely Douglas. Listen more, are you Tony Robbins, 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:05.520 I'll be baby baby. Watch I'll prove it to you. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.559 Then just stay here with me today at work. Okay. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.760 Then you'll see, you'll see, you'll see. I don't know 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:12.760 what you have, any suspicions. Just stay here with me 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:16.480 today at work and then like you'll see what I do. Okay, Yeah, 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:19.439 let me let me just call my work really quick 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.880 and just tell him that I can't come, and just 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.079 give me one moment. Are you gonna tell them? Okay yet? 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:28.800 Go go go ahead, go ahead, bank chuckey cheese, where a 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:31.720 kid can be a kid? Hey, can you put Jim 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:35.959 on the phone? Is this Joanne? Yeah? Joanne? Are you 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:41.160 calling in again? I have I have a diarrhea, Joanne? 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:45.120 This is your third diarrhea? This goddamn Joanne? Yes, Jim, 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:50.559 it's god damn Joanne. And it was diarrhea? Then then 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.559 would I really say it? And no one lies about diarrhea, 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:58.080 lie about diarrhea? Listen, what do you want me to say? 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.360 I have diarrhea, I can't come, and you don't want 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.240 all the kids to get diarrhea. And you know we 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:06.280 got twenty two birthdays in a year in soccer rewards ceremony. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:08.679 You're on speaker. She heard all of that, and I 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:12.439 got to do the soccer rewards ceremony and half the birthdays. Now, 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.920 Joe Anne, what what is preferable? Me to show up 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:17.760 and help you a little bit, or me to show 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.000 up and ship in the ball pit. That's gonna be 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.520 a big problem with all those kids. You're the only 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:27.240 one who knows how to troubleshoot the animatrons. I'm sorry, guys, listen, 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.240 call me if you need help. I'll see if If 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.959 I'm feeling better, I'll come in. But for right now, 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.280 I'll I have to go. I have to use the bathroom. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:42.720 A baby that was really unattractive. Oh gosh, I thought 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:47.280 you were going to say really good acting no, because 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:49.600 you just I don't want to be with a liar. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.920 You just straight up light Wait. You asked me to 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.320 do this. You asked me to stay with you at 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.840 work today. I gave you the option to stay because 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.679 you think I'm I'm flirting with every shimmer we have, 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.160 and I want you to see that I'm not I'm sorry. 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:08.719 Are you a mussus? Yeah? Okay? And how do you 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:12.240 flirt with your hands? I know you you're very handsy. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.040 I flirt with my hands, but I work with my hands, 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:20.240 and I can separate the two. I'll show you. Okay, great, 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:23.439 show me. I would love that. Will you put on this? This? This? 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:28.360 Will you put this on? I'll put on this, mock you. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.760 It will make me more attractive to you. It's just 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.199 so that whoever comes in next you think you work here? 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:38.480 Oh okay, let me look at my schedule real quick? Yeah, great, perfect. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:44.320 Oh I'm taking off my normal clothes. Oh my god, 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:48.240 Oh my god, oh my god. Look at who my 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:55.080 eleven am is. Look at this, Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins, 0:11:55.400 --> 0:12:01.400 Are you serious? No? No, no, you know. But I've 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.480 never listened to him. I don't know what he sounds 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:08.800 like or anything. But he's uh, he's a motivational speaker. Yeah, yes, 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:13.040 but he's not your GurGur. No, I mean, he's not 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:14.840 my gurper. I've never heard of him. Well, I've heard 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:18.079 of him, but I've never listened to him. You don't understand, baby. 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:23.400 He's Piple's favorite. Like people loves him he's inspired pit 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:27.920 bulls like, I'm unattracted to you again, but you know 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:30.480 I love people. You know that that's a fact. This 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:35.000 is just as a person is unattractive, because me is 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:42.040 a person loves people. Now, just just just sit, just 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.600 sit and and if I asked you for oil, hand 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:51.080 me oils. Okay, okay, no problem, give me one sick Hi, 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:56.120 We're ready for the eleven am. I've got to tell 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:59.160 you that there's something really exciting that you might not realize, 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:05.920 but I've confirmed firsthand you're eleven am. It's Tony. Oh 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.120 my god, do you mind if I watch? Can I 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.880 just can I just say that to me? Let me 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.960 go get him? Let me go get him? Okay, okay, 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.360 see that was like a little bit flirtation and not 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.599 necessarily from you. But did you see how excited he was. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:26.280 He was like edging about this whole endeavor edging. Yeah, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:31.280 you know, does that mean you take it to the limit, 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:38.640 but you don't let yourself go. And here's Tony Robbins, 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.560 and per usual as his tradition, front desk is going 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:47.960 to stay and make sure everything's good here. Yes, right, 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:51.079 but both of your mind just stepping out for a second, 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:54.439 well I just roum all three of us, or just 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.760 to I didn't see the lady person. Yeah, the three 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:01.960 of you can step out the yes, of course, yes, 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:04.800 of course, step up so I can get under this 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:10.400 I'm guessing extremely soft sheet. Yeah, and you can put 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:13.199 your karate pants in your tink top um in the 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:18.000 wicker basket over there, and well, you know, leave your phone, wallet, 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.320 shoes all that. We will step out. Let's step out. 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:24.480 We're stepping out now. And we have stepped out. Oh 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:27.320 my god, aren't you supposed to be at like Little 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:32.880 Caesar's or something. Hey, I'm sorry, what's she doing? Okay, kids, 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.920 Chuck and the Pizza Party crew, we're going to be 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.320 starting the show at a moment now. But first of all, 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.320 how many pictures of our sea cola do we need here? 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:48.360 How want a piece? How bald? Am I? I'm all 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.680 the way bald as you can see. I've got alopecia. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.760 Can we draw on your head? Yeah? I want to 0:14:56.880 --> 0:15:00.280 draw on your head? Can we draw on your head? Oh? No? 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.040 Just a second, Chuck in the in the Pizza Party gang, 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.320 you're gonna start the show. You've been saying that for 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:11.960 half an hour. Okay, well, are you stalling? No, no, 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.440 I'm not stalling. Let me let me get some more 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:17.560 RC going here and uh and your pizzas I think 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:21.840 are on the way. Yeah, Jim, come here, come here. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:25.200 What what the hell is going on out there? I've 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:28.000 got my party's going, Your parties are going. Chuck, he's 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.200 not working. We don't have joe Anne. I don't know 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.240 if we're gonna make it through this day. We're gonna 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.480 need some help. Joey knows how to fix the antim 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:37.120 but she's the only mechanic we have for this place. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.160 I mean, I tried swapping out one of the you 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:46.080 know from we used to have that presidential party. No, no, 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:49.120 I saw you had you replaced Pasqually with I think 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:53.160 that was in Andrew Jackson. It could be Millard Filball. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.880 I don't know. Forget it's sake, uh, but but it's 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.120 it's not working. Look, we gotta think of something. These 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:06.520 kids are gone, they're cheering. Joan is the only one 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:08.160 that can fix him. We're gonna have to find out 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:13.080 where her head. I'm gonna get up there and pretend 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:19.120 I'm one of the animatrons. I know the routine. I've 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.280 seen it so many times. I know the song by 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.600 Hard Okay, I I look, I have faith in you. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:29.840 Now I'm up playing some hot oil too. Yeah. Can 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:35.200 I just make a quick suggestion? Oh yes, yeah, no 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:41.240 elbows huh. And let's let's remember to devoted least seventeen 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:47.680 minutes to just my feet of course, of course. Okay, um, 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:51.120 now if I can just have that oil? No, not 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:57.920 with your hands? Okay, four hands. You're feeling four hands 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:02.080 on you? This is special for you. Nice. I'll start 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:06.840 on the feet, well, is it? Okay? Okay, so you're 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:11.480 feeling you're feeling the pressure of six hands on your 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:15.119 Can I go without the narration? Yes, I'll shut up. 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.880 I'll shut up because what do I have to say? 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.200 Because I have a lot of self about anyway, Like 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.800 if I see something to you, I guess not going 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.639 to be helpful in this situation. Do you know what 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:27.800 tomorrow is? Do you know what tomorrow is? God? I don't. 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:37.160 What's the destination you need to let go of? All 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:42.199 you have right now is right now. He's right, He's right, 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:46.040 And the most important thing you can do right now 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:55.760 is me Wow, oh Joman, what do you leave a 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:59.440 smock on? What are you doing. Sorry, I don't know, 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.199 just Scott into a trance. Sorry. Wait, mine's coming off. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:05.240 I'm taking mine off too. Should I be taking this off? 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:10.040 I'll be taking ourself. We're not taking our unless that's 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:17.080 what you normally do here, in which case, here a 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:21.040 lot of chadder. Sound, a lot of chadder. How are 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:25.120 the feet comings? A lot of callouses on the bottom. 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:30.320 He could hear us. Birthday boy and girl up, birthday girl? 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:42.879 Everything is fine? Birthday world childer you okay, kids, stop 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:49.160 drawing on Chuck E. Cheese's head. Jim, Jim, come here, 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:53.680 Come here, hey, kids, Chucky'll be right back, Jim, I 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:58.320 don't think it's were to take a snack break? What that? 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:02.040 That went? Pretty good? Right? Pretty good? Look at your head? Looking? 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:06.640 Come here? Look in this mirror. Do you see yourself 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:09.840 right now? I've got hair for the first time in 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:17.840 the year, and that has seen one seen to come 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:21.200 from listener Kyle, who wrote, Hey, thanks Kevin and all 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.080 for providing the laughs twice a week. I listen at 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:27.399 work and often don't do well at hiding my laughter. 0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:30.920 I have two ideas for an episode, one straightforward, in 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:34.960 the other with an unnecessary preamble. So I choose the 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:38.000 longer run. You know those shows like Lie to Me 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:41.040 where they say you can see this politician is lying 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:44.000 because look how white his knuckles are when he grips 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:47.000 the podium. Well, I always think, what if he just 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:56.439 has to pooh? That's my scene suggestions, politician has to pooh? Thanks, senator. Senator, 0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:01.360 you'll be taking taking the podium in three minutes? Yeah, 0:20:01.400 --> 0:20:03.480 do I have like a can we make it like 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:05.920 six or seven minutes because I'm man need to step 0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.520 out for just a second. Sorry, sir, it's now two 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:10.800 minutes forty one seconds. If there's anything I can get 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:14.520 for you, I'm gonna mike you up with your hands. 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:18.920 This is Jimmy's audio. We're gonna we can't like this. 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:21.080 This is going like I I might need us, So 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:23.080 we're going to too many think you're gonna be fine. 0:20:23.520 --> 0:20:27.000 I'm not quite certain of that, but that's okay. It's 0:20:27.040 --> 0:20:29.920 okay to be uncertain. It's gonna it's part of your charm. Well, 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:33.119 I don't know if ever you know what minute thirty, 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.480 just if I could just step out for just a moment. 0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:39.760 We don't have a moment, sir. We're now down to 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:43.760 sixty eight minutes seconds. All right, it's it's just the 0:20:45.000 --> 0:20:47.800 cookout that we went to earlier this afternoon. I think 0:20:47.840 --> 0:20:51.399 I'm a big success. Big success to Saw, it was 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:56.480 uh to me, sir, I'd like to introduce you to 0:20:56.520 --> 0:20:58.840 our camera operators. This is one, two and three, so 0:20:58.960 --> 0:21:02.480 obviously you'll be looking him. Yeah, that's what she's one 0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:07.600 to he's three. My name is Jules Hi Jewels. Nice 0:21:07.640 --> 0:21:10.920 to meet you. More than a number rich. I like 0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:15.240 to be called number one. Uh huh, well Jewels number one, 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:18.440 but mostly you're gonna be concentrating on number two. Senator 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:23.880 number is all one is number two, straight down the middle, 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:26.960 and then at the very end, when you're done with 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:29.520 number two, you do a little number one. And please 0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:32.040 don't forget that we are in association with YouTube Live, 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:35.200 which means six point three billion people will be watching this. 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:40.520 Six that's the entire relation of the five four three. 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:52.680 Welcome to another edition of Senator Speaks. Hello there to 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:56.040 everyone out there. I'd just like to say thank you 0:21:56.200 --> 0:22:00.880 for having me here. On go number two, number two. 0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:05.680 All right, let's clean up this barbecue. Everybody put the tinfoils. 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:10.159 Oh my gosh, I think this meat spoiled. What do 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:12.800 you mean? Who was supposed to keep the bunching burner 0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:17.320 underneath the park? I'm charge of the burners. What's the difficulty? Well, 0:22:17.480 --> 0:22:20.000 this is supposed to be maintained hot. All this food 0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:26.760 is probably tainted. It ain't tainted. Oh it's tainted. It 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:29.240 was sitting in this tinfoil thing without anything haating it 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:33.560 at root temperature past How did anybody eat these raw shrimp? 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:36.400 They were supposed to be cooked, but they raw? Oh 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:40.440 that's who would eat? Who would eat raw shrimp if 0:22:40.440 --> 0:22:42.600 they don't know they're roll? Maybe they eat if they 0:22:42.640 --> 0:22:45.359 were cooked. I thought that that was supposed to be 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:47.159 like that. That's my fault. I thought it was for 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:52.720 dipping in cocktails. No, oh no, do you guys think 0:22:52.800 --> 0:22:57.440 anybody thought this thick liquid was mayonnaise and spreading on 0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:01.800 it's old milk. It's just so old it's thick. Now. 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:06.840 Oh no, you think people thought this was mayonnaise? Why 0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:10.000 does it have a spread and spoon in it? I 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:11.920 put the spreading spoon in there because I thought it 0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:15.920 was mayonnaise. Well, I come from where you was a 0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:18.320 spreading knob, so the spoon was weird. So I just 0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:24.080 ate it like oz cree. Well that's fair, that's fair. Oh, 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:27.480 that's so good. That's why there are two sides of 0:23:27.560 --> 0:23:31.840 the tracks. I like to keep Old Milk with me 0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:35.520 at all times, so that when I'm feeling down, I 0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:38.440 take a with event and remind myself, ain't nothing more 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:43.920 sour than that had a dog we named Old Milk. Oh, 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:47.840 I love that name. Had to put her down, Yeah, 0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:51.359 she all, she was a bit sour. Like you said, 0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:56.720 she bought somebody. Oh, she beat everybody. I don't want 0:23:56.760 --> 0:24:00.200 to sound I don't want to sound nefarious or anything anger, 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:02.480 like we're trying to hide something. Hold up, did you 0:24:02.560 --> 0:24:06.240 go to college or something? I went to I went 0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:08.920 to college. I just I'm worried that if people see 0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:12.680 that this food is maybe not in the best quality, 0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:16.199 that we might lose our license. Well, Mr Nefarium, why 0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:19.280 don't you worry about your own situation? Well? Hold on, 0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:22.359 hold on. Did somebody think that these drinks in the 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:26.440 martini glasses were actually cosmosca? This is straight up raw 0:24:26.600 --> 0:24:33.840 chicken juice. No, Senator, I have a question about the dump. Yeah, 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:40.040 go ahead. The dump in this city has been an 0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:44.639 issue for years, and and I know the dump has 0:24:44.720 --> 0:24:47.520 been on your mind. Oh, you have no idea, and 0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:51.000 you've you've talked considerably about the dump in the in 0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:55.680 the past. But I have two points. Can we make 0:24:55.760 --> 0:24:58.919 them quick? Well, let me go straight to number two. 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:01.119 I'll go straight to number I really wish that that 0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:05.600 was an option. Um. Number two is the dumb yeah 0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:14.840 and uh, the the brown uh senator referendum that the 0:25:14.920 --> 0:25:19.440 councilman Brown purposed. Senator Senator, I have a question for 0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:24.000 you if I my my my wife, and I love 0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:28.520 that movie Bucket List, Um, and I don't know if 0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:32.320 you're familiar with something that the Jack Nicholson character says 0:25:32.359 --> 0:25:35.440 in it, and he says, never trust a fart. And 0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:39.399 I've just worshiped and and ambatted by that rule the 0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:42.280 rest of my life. Who let this guy in here? Who? What? What? What? 0:25:42.359 --> 0:25:48.960 The question? Is this? What question? Senator Tina Gillespie from 0:25:49.119 --> 0:25:52.960 Channel four. Yes, yes, I'm familiar with your work. I 0:25:53.040 --> 0:25:57.280 had a question about the town Fair that you made 0:25:57.359 --> 0:26:03.239 a year round exhibit and traction. There's been a lot 0:26:03.359 --> 0:26:06.080 of complaints about the flume ride in general, that the 0:26:06.200 --> 0:26:10.760 logs are backing up and then getting pushed that's causing 0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:16.040