Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to yet another episode about for me
Speaker 1: this I'm your host, Kevin, Yes that Kevin? What was that?
Speaker 1: Is this really good time for each questions of yours?
Speaker 1: Right now? Right now? To be clear, this is the
Speaker 1: best time for us to do. Yeah, I didn't think so,
Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet ms. See how I talk
Speaker 1: him down. Let's be talking. Shall we go? Tick order.
Speaker 1: Let's quickly check in with the Craig Akowski for his
Speaker 1: late morning but too long before lunch snacks review the
Speaker 1: cow We do record in a difficult window. Yes, ideally, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm having lunch at noon, which is always right in
Speaker 1: the middle of of our two episodes. We get a
Speaker 1: time to break at noon. Usually, um my wife and
Speaker 1: I also trying to diet right now, so she got
Speaker 1: a bunch of a bunch of snacks, which I think,
Speaker 1: are you know, hundred calories are less at the at
Speaker 1: the whole food. So there are options in the house,
Speaker 1: but they're they're thin, like literally like thin, mostly mostly flavors,
Speaker 1: mostly flavorless. Yeah, so I'll let you know what I
Speaker 1: what I picked, but I'm not gonna like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll pick for you the you know, Chris and I
Speaker 1: were on the Osborne Was it Robert Osborne? Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I've recently tried the Atkins as well. Shockingly great
Speaker 1: and very very very low sugar and carbon super low. Alright,
Speaker 1: that's all I got for you. Oh my, there's Jack
Speaker 1: eagans All at the Root. JACKO, what seafood best describes
Speaker 1: your current mood? Oh? Well, I would say I've immediately grouper.
Speaker 1: That's what came to my heart. Not not happy as
Speaker 1: a clam, no trooper, um, it just it's what came
Speaker 1: to me. So I have to follow my gut and
Speaker 1: and believe in myself. Could I pick a grouper out
Speaker 1: of a lineup? I certainly couldn't. And group is also
Speaker 1: good for your gut. Back by popular demand, here is
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, Friend of the Sea. Your review please of
Speaker 1: this season's Blowdeck Sailing Yacht. Haven't watched an episode? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's strong, that's a strong, bold choice. It's wild
Speaker 1: because Jessica and I we go through our you know,
Speaker 1: our DVR list, and we're like, what's happening to us?
Speaker 1: Why aren't we if this one just slipped through our hands?
Speaker 1: And we love that captain. We love him. Can I
Speaker 1: make a suggestion though, as much as we love that captain, Uh,
Speaker 1: it's Gary. You don't need any more Gary in your life.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, dude. It's like, how does he
Speaker 1: keep getting rewarded for being such a piece of shit?
Speaker 1: You are correct, Gary's a piece of ship for five
Speaker 1: hundred please, Craig. Also always dieting my whole life, and
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time eating those flavorless bars,
Speaker 1: and um, I just want to say I feel you.
Speaker 1: I I do a lot of Laura bars. It's like,
Speaker 1: so I just I love you and I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: here and support with you. That's it. Sorry, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Chris. Yeah, and I'm gonna throw out that
Speaker 1: last one to reiterate the intermittent fasting. It's made all
Speaker 1: the difference in the world for me, not just losing
Speaker 1: weight but keeping it off. Try not to eat after
Speaker 1: seventh thirty at night, and then don't eat again for
Speaker 1: at least nine thirty am. That's the fourteen hour stretch
Speaker 1: where your body starts eating its own fat. I'll move
Speaker 1: on now, drop the kids at the sinners. We got
Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi, Hello spaceship Earth Lover, What did you learn
Speaker 1: from it this time? Well, as you know, I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Epcot's Spaceship Earth and every time I
Speaker 1: learned something new, A thing I learned this time, Well,
Speaker 1: the thing I had found out and then confirmed this
Speaker 1: time is that, um, a lot of the animatronics inside
Speaker 1: that ride are based on our are reused animatronics from
Speaker 1: the Hall of Presidents. So if you look closely, you
Speaker 1: will see that working Guttenberg's printing press is a bowl
Speaker 1: cutted and Renaissance dressed Andrew Jackson and and the monk
Speaker 1: that is copying a Bible back in the old medieval
Speaker 1: times area of it. Not medieval times like the restaurant,
Speaker 1: medieval times like the times. Uh. Fortunately no, John Adams. Uh.
Speaker 1: So that's what I That's what I not learned this time,
Speaker 1: but confirmed this time. I own two eyes. I knew
Speaker 1: there would be something, and I'm glad I asked. And last,
Speaker 1: but leave your key with the doorman. If you think
Speaker 1: of Leasa, it's James Heeny, j j Jimmy. On average,
Speaker 1: how many minutes do you need to choose what to wear?
Speaker 1: Each day? O? God? You know what I changed twice
Speaker 1: before this zoom call and I turned. It turns out
Speaker 1: I put the sweatpants I slept in back on because
Speaker 1: I figured I would just decide when I was done
Speaker 1: recording today what I was really gonna wear. So it's
Speaker 1: it's not minutes, it's ours, Kevin, good call. I too,
Speaker 1: am naked from the waist down. Let's do it. Well,
Speaker 1: let me just can I just say one thing? I
Speaker 1: am so excited, uh I, I'm gonna be taking over
Speaker 1: Chris's and anybody. I'm gonna be reading all of the
Speaker 1: emails and I can't wait. So you can stop saying,
Speaker 1: James Heeney, don't look at this. I'm gonna be gone
Speaker 1: filming a movie, some big deal right now, a big deal.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be reading every email that comes through,
Speaker 1: So please say hi, I'm gone nice, Yes, I I was.
Speaker 1: I am remiss. I was meant to mention a couple
Speaker 1: of things. One, thank you so much for those of
Speaker 1: you who heard our cries from more uh scene suggestions.
Speaker 1: You crushed it. In fact, you also crushed Chris's ability
Speaker 1: to breathe clashed my computer and sprot So this is
Speaker 1: an official thank you. Now kindly funk off. Remember this
Speaker 1: is a comedy show. What I really mean to say
Speaker 1: is thank you, We're we're good for the time being.
Speaker 1: I want to let you know we're in need, and
Speaker 1: I also want to let you know thank you, We're
Speaker 1: we're good for the time being. And then the other
Speaker 1: thing is that James will be taking over the reading
Speaker 1: and responding to the emails and UH and the patron
Speaker 1: scene suggestions. So I can't wait to see you all
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Speaker 1: patron V I P. Chase Spansky, who wrote, here is
Speaker 1: a scene suggestion inspired by one of your live hangs.
Speaker 1: Awhile back. The next live hang is, Yeah, what's usually
Speaker 1: the last Saturday of every month? That usually it is
Speaker 1: the last Saturday of every month if you want to
Speaker 1: come hang live, and then if your patrons subscribe, it's
Speaker 1: on demand later. So this sucks. He says, this scene
Speaker 1: suggestion was inspired, in fact by one of those live hangs. Um,
Speaker 1: so if they stink, you have only yourselves to blame. Okay,
Speaker 1: two of you give Tony Robbins a couple's massage. That's
Speaker 1: quite it's quite a twist couple's massage. But okay, thank
Speaker 1: you for being you. Chase. Yeah, what what room am
Speaker 1: I in? You're in room four twenties, sir, it's upstairs.
Speaker 1: Well you actually you can take the elevator. Oh can Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a reserve for V I P. S because we
Speaker 1: don't want the commoners to be cluttering up the elevator.
Speaker 1: I thank you very much of your time. Can I
Speaker 1: just tell you one thing, Yes, you are being the
Speaker 1: best you that you can be right now. And oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I had a feeling, but I didn't want to stay
Speaker 1: until I was absolutely Douglas. Listen more, are you Tony Robbins,
Speaker 1: I'll be baby baby. Watch I'll prove it to you.
Speaker 1: Then just stay here with me today at work. Okay.
Speaker 1: Then you'll see, you'll see, you'll see. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you have, any suspicions. Just stay here with me
Speaker 1: today at work and then like you'll see what I do. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me let me just call my work really quick
Speaker 1: and just tell him that I can't come, and just
Speaker 1: give me one moment. Are you gonna tell them? Okay yet?
Speaker 1: Go go go ahead, go ahead, bank chuckey cheese, where a
Speaker 1: kid can be a kid? Hey, can you put Jim
Speaker 1: on the phone? Is this Joanne? Yeah? Joanne? Are you
Speaker 1: calling in again? I have I have a diarrhea, Joanne?
Speaker 1: This is your third diarrhea? This goddamn Joanne? Yes, Jim,
Speaker 1: it's god damn Joanne. And it was diarrhea? Then then
Speaker 1: would I really say it? And no one lies about diarrhea,
Speaker 1: lie about diarrhea? Listen, what do you want me to say?
Speaker 1: I have diarrhea, I can't come, and you don't want
Speaker 1: all the kids to get diarrhea. And you know we
Speaker 1: got twenty two birthdays in a year in soccer rewards ceremony.
Speaker 1: You're on speaker. She heard all of that, and I
Speaker 1: got to do the soccer rewards ceremony and half the birthdays. Now,
Speaker 1: Joe Anne, what what is preferable? Me to show up
Speaker 1: and help you a little bit, or me to show
Speaker 1: up and ship in the ball pit. That's gonna be
Speaker 1: a big problem with all those kids. You're the only
Speaker 1: one who knows how to troubleshoot the animatrons. I'm sorry, guys, listen,
Speaker 1: call me if you need help. I'll see if If
Speaker 1: I'm feeling better, I'll come in. But for right now,
Speaker 1: I'll I have to go. I have to use the bathroom.
Speaker 1: A baby that was really unattractive. Oh gosh, I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to say really good acting no, because
Speaker 1: you just I don't want to be with a liar.
Speaker 1: You just straight up light Wait. You asked me to
Speaker 1: do this. You asked me to stay with you at
Speaker 1: work today. I gave you the option to stay because
Speaker 1: you think I'm I'm flirting with every shimmer we have,
Speaker 1: and I want you to see that I'm not I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Are you a mussus? Yeah? Okay? And how do you
Speaker 1: flirt with your hands? I know you you're very handsy.
Speaker 1: I flirt with my hands, but I work with my hands,
Speaker 1: and I can separate the two. I'll show you. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: show me. I would love that. Will you put on this? This? This?
Speaker 1: Will you put this on? I'll put on this, mock you.
Speaker 1: It will make me more attractive to you. It's just
Speaker 1: so that whoever comes in next you think you work here?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, let me look at my schedule real quick? Yeah, great, perfect.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm taking off my normal clothes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. Look at who my
Speaker 1: eleven am is. Look at this, Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins,
Speaker 1: Are you serious? No? No, no, you know. But I've
Speaker 1: never listened to him. I don't know what he sounds
Speaker 1: like or anything. But he's uh, he's a motivational speaker. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: but he's not your GurGur. No, I mean, he's not
Speaker 1: my gurper. I've never heard of him. Well, I've heard
Speaker 1: of him, but I've never listened to him. You don't understand, baby.
Speaker 1: He's Piple's favorite. Like people loves him he's inspired pit
Speaker 1: bulls like, I'm unattracted to you again, but you know
Speaker 1: I love people. You know that that's a fact. This
Speaker 1: is just as a person is unattractive, because me is
Speaker 1: a person loves people. Now, just just just sit, just
Speaker 1: sit and and if I asked you for oil, hand
Speaker 1: me oils. Okay, okay, no problem, give me one sick Hi,
Speaker 1: We're ready for the eleven am. I've got to tell
Speaker 1: you that there's something really exciting that you might not realize,
Speaker 1: but I've confirmed firsthand you're eleven am. It's Tony. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, do you mind if I watch? Can I
Speaker 1: just can I just say that to me? Let me
Speaker 1: go get him? Let me go get him? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: see that was like a little bit flirtation and not
Speaker 1: necessarily from you. But did you see how excited he was.
Speaker 1: He was like edging about this whole endeavor edging. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, does that mean you take it to the limit,
Speaker 1: but you don't let yourself go. And here's Tony Robbins,
Speaker 1: and per usual as his tradition, front desk is going
Speaker 1: to stay and make sure everything's good here. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: but both of your mind just stepping out for a second,
Speaker 1: well I just roum all three of us, or just
Speaker 1: to I didn't see the lady person. Yeah, the three
Speaker 1: of you can step out the yes, of course, yes,
Speaker 1: of course, step up so I can get under this
Speaker 1: I'm guessing extremely soft sheet. Yeah, and you can put
Speaker 1: your karate pants in your tink top um in the
Speaker 1: wicker basket over there, and well, you know, leave your phone, wallet,
Speaker 1: shoes all that. We will step out. Let's step out.
Speaker 1: We're stepping out now. And we have stepped out. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, aren't you supposed to be at like Little
Speaker 1: Caesar's or something. Hey, I'm sorry, what's she doing? Okay, kids,
Speaker 1: Chuck and the Pizza Party crew, we're going to be
Speaker 1: starting the show at a moment now. But first of all,
Speaker 1: how many pictures of our sea cola do we need here?
Speaker 1: How want a piece? How bald? Am I? I'm all
Speaker 1: the way bald as you can see. I've got alopecia.
Speaker 1: Can we draw on your head? Yeah? I want to
Speaker 1: draw on your head? Can we draw on your head? Oh? No?
Speaker 1: Just a second, Chuck in the in the Pizza Party gang,
Speaker 1: you're gonna start the show. You've been saying that for
Speaker 1: half an hour. Okay, well, are you stalling? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not stalling. Let me let me get some more
Speaker 1: RC going here and uh and your pizzas I think
Speaker 1: are on the way. Yeah, Jim, come here, come here.
Speaker 1: What what the hell is going on out there? I've
Speaker 1: got my party's going, Your parties are going. Chuck, he's
Speaker 1: not working. We don't have joe Anne. I don't know
Speaker 1: if we're gonna make it through this day. We're gonna
Speaker 1: need some help. Joey knows how to fix the antim
Speaker 1: but she's the only mechanic we have for this place.
Speaker 1: I mean, I tried swapping out one of the you
Speaker 1: know from we used to have that presidential party. No, no,
Speaker 1: I saw you had you replaced Pasqually with I think
Speaker 1: that was in Andrew Jackson. It could be Millard Filball.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Forget it's sake, uh, but but it's
Speaker 1: it's not working. Look, we gotta think of something. These
Speaker 1: kids are gone, they're cheering. Joan is the only one
Speaker 1: that can fix him. We're gonna have to find out
Speaker 1: where her head. I'm gonna get up there and pretend
Speaker 1: I'm one of the animatrons. I know the routine. I've
Speaker 1: seen it so many times. I know the song by
Speaker 1: Hard Okay, I I look, I have faith in you.
Speaker 1: Now I'm up playing some hot oil too. Yeah. Can
Speaker 1: I just make a quick suggestion? Oh yes, yeah, no
Speaker 1: elbows huh. And let's let's remember to devoted least seventeen
Speaker 1: minutes to just my feet of course, of course. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: now if I can just have that oil? No, not
Speaker 1: with your hands? Okay, four hands. You're feeling four hands
Speaker 1: on you? This is special for you. Nice. I'll start
Speaker 1: on the feet, well, is it? Okay? Okay, so you're
Speaker 1: feeling you're feeling the pressure of six hands on your
Speaker 1: Can I go without the narration? Yes, I'll shut up.
Speaker 1: I'll shut up because what do I have to say?
Speaker 1: Because I have a lot of self about anyway, Like
Speaker 1: if I see something to you, I guess not going
Speaker 1: to be helpful in this situation. Do you know what
Speaker 1: tomorrow is? Do you know what tomorrow is? God? I don't.
Speaker 1: What's the destination you need to let go of? All
Speaker 1: you have right now is right now. He's right, He's right,
Speaker 1: And the most important thing you can do right now
Speaker 1: is me Wow, oh Joman, what do you leave a
Speaker 1: smock on? What are you doing. Sorry, I don't know,
Speaker 1: just Scott into a trance. Sorry. Wait, mine's coming off.
Speaker 1: I'm taking mine off too. Should I be taking this off?
Speaker 1: I'll be taking ourself. We're not taking our unless that's
Speaker 1: what you normally do here, in which case, here a
Speaker 1: lot of chadder. Sound, a lot of chadder. How are
Speaker 1: the feet comings? A lot of callouses on the bottom.
Speaker 1: He could hear us. Birthday boy and girl up, birthday girl?
Speaker 1: Everything is fine? Birthday world childer you okay, kids, stop
Speaker 1: drawing on Chuck E. Cheese's head. Jim, Jim, come here,
Speaker 1: Come here, hey, kids, Chucky'll be right back, Jim, I
Speaker 1: don't think it's were to take a snack break? What that?
Speaker 1: That went? Pretty good? Right? Pretty good? Look at your head? Looking?
Speaker 1: Come here? Look in this mirror. Do you see yourself
Speaker 1: right now? I've got hair for the first time in
Speaker 1: the year, and that has seen one seen to come
Speaker 1: from listener Kyle, who wrote, Hey, thanks Kevin and all
Speaker 1: for providing the laughs twice a week. I listen at
Speaker 1: work and often don't do well at hiding my laughter.
Speaker 1: I have two ideas for an episode, one straightforward, in
Speaker 1: the other with an unnecessary preamble. So I choose the
Speaker 1: longer run. You know those shows like Lie to Me
Speaker 1: where they say you can see this politician is lying
Speaker 1: because look how white his knuckles are when he grips
Speaker 1: the podium. Well, I always think, what if he just
Speaker 1: has to pooh? That's my scene suggestions, politician has to pooh? Thanks, senator. Senator,
Speaker 1: you'll be taking taking the podium in three minutes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do I have like a can we make it like
Speaker 1: six or seven minutes because I'm man need to step
Speaker 1: out for just a second. Sorry, sir, it's now two
Speaker 1: minutes forty one seconds. If there's anything I can get
Speaker 1: for you, I'm gonna mike you up with your hands.
Speaker 1: This is Jimmy's audio. We're gonna we can't like this.
Speaker 1: This is going like I I might need us, So
Speaker 1: we're going to too many think you're gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: I'm not quite certain of that, but that's okay. It's
Speaker 1: okay to be uncertain. It's gonna it's part of your charm. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if ever you know what minute thirty,
Speaker 1: just if I could just step out for just a moment.
Speaker 1: We don't have a moment, sir. We're now down to
Speaker 1: sixty eight minutes seconds. All right, it's it's just the
Speaker 1: cookout that we went to earlier this afternoon. I think
Speaker 1: I'm a big success. Big success to Saw, it was
Speaker 1: uh to me, sir, I'd like to introduce you to
Speaker 1: our camera operators. This is one, two and three, so
Speaker 1: obviously you'll be looking him. Yeah, that's what she's one
Speaker 1: to he's three. My name is Jules Hi Jewels. Nice
Speaker 1: to meet you. More than a number rich. I like
Speaker 1: to be called number one. Uh huh, well Jewels number one,
Speaker 1: but mostly you're gonna be concentrating on number two. Senator
Speaker 1: number is all one is number two, straight down the middle,
Speaker 1: and then at the very end, when you're done with
Speaker 1: number two, you do a little number one. And please
Speaker 1: don't forget that we are in association with YouTube Live,
Speaker 1: which means six point three billion people will be watching this.
Speaker 1: Six that's the entire relation of the five four three.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of Senator Speaks. Hello there to
Speaker 1: everyone out there. I'd just like to say thank you
Speaker 1: for having me here. On go number two, number two.
Speaker 1: All right, let's clean up this barbecue. Everybody put the tinfoils.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think this meat spoiled. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Who was supposed to keep the bunching burner
Speaker 1: underneath the park? I'm charge of the burners. What's the difficulty? Well,
Speaker 1: this is supposed to be maintained hot. All this food
Speaker 1: is probably tainted. It ain't tainted. Oh it's tainted. It
Speaker 1: was sitting in this tinfoil thing without anything haating it
Speaker 1: at root temperature past How did anybody eat these raw shrimp?
Speaker 1: They were supposed to be cooked, but they raw? Oh
Speaker 1: that's who would eat? Who would eat raw shrimp if
Speaker 1: they don't know they're roll? Maybe they eat if they
Speaker 1: were cooked. I thought that that was supposed to be
Speaker 1: like that. That's my fault. I thought it was for
Speaker 1: dipping in cocktails. No, oh no, do you guys think
Speaker 1: anybody thought this thick liquid was mayonnaise and spreading on
Speaker 1: it's old milk. It's just so old it's thick. Now.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you think people thought this was mayonnaise? Why
Speaker 1: does it have a spread and spoon in it? I
Speaker 1: put the spreading spoon in there because I thought it
Speaker 1: was mayonnaise. Well, I come from where you was a
Speaker 1: spreading knob, so the spoon was weird. So I just
Speaker 1: ate it like oz cree. Well that's fair, that's fair. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's so good. That's why there are two sides of
Speaker 1: the tracks. I like to keep Old Milk with me
Speaker 1: at all times, so that when I'm feeling down, I
Speaker 1: take a with event and remind myself, ain't nothing more
Speaker 1: sour than that had a dog we named Old Milk. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love that name. Had to put her down, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she all, she was a bit sour. Like you said,
Speaker 1: she bought somebody. Oh, she beat everybody. I don't want
Speaker 1: to sound I don't want to sound nefarious or anything anger,
Speaker 1: like we're trying to hide something. Hold up, did you
Speaker 1: go to college or something? I went to I went
Speaker 1: to college. I just I'm worried that if people see
Speaker 1: that this food is maybe not in the best quality,
Speaker 1: that we might lose our license. Well, Mr Nefarium, why
Speaker 1: don't you worry about your own situation? Well? Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. Did somebody think that these drinks in the
Speaker 1: martini glasses were actually cosmosca? This is straight up raw
Speaker 1: chicken juice. No, Senator, I have a question about the dump. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead. The dump in this city has been an
Speaker 1: issue for years, and and I know the dump has
Speaker 1: been on your mind. Oh, you have no idea, and
Speaker 1: you've you've talked considerably about the dump in the in
Speaker 1: the past. But I have two points. Can we make
Speaker 1: them quick? Well, let me go straight to number two.
Speaker 1: I'll go straight to number I really wish that that
Speaker 1: was an option. Um. Number two is the dumb yeah
Speaker 1: and uh, the the brown uh senator referendum that the
Speaker 1: councilman Brown purposed. Senator Senator, I have a question for
Speaker 1: you if I my my my wife, and I love
Speaker 1: that movie Bucket List, Um, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're familiar with something that the Jack Nicholson character says
Speaker 1: in it, and he says, never trust a fart. And
Speaker 1: I've just worshiped and and ambatted by that rule the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. Who let this guy in here? Who? What? What? What?
Speaker 1: The question? Is this? What question? Senator Tina Gillespie from
Speaker 1: Channel four. Yes, yes, I'm familiar with your work. I
Speaker 1: had a question about the town Fair that you made
Speaker 1: a year round exhibit and traction. There's been a lot
Speaker 1: of complaints about the flume ride in general, that the
Speaker 1: logs are backing up and then getting pushed that's causing
Speaker 1: whiplash and other pains and bodies. Well, look, I do
Speaker 1: know a little something about logs backing up and causing
Speaker 1: pain to people's bodies, and not to mention the backsplash
Speaker 1: that happens, Hi, Senator Kyle Kyle Junior, juniper um, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: the environment. The environment is a big issue for all
Speaker 1: of us, some of us. You know when it's when
Speaker 1: it's when when it's cold, we sweat. You know that's weird,
Speaker 1: cold sweats just just dripping down our faces at the
Speaker 1: wrong time of year. What what what what are we
Speaker 1: doing about the environment? Well, well, you know, I was,
Speaker 1: I was just discussing the environment with some of my
Speaker 1: con This is Steve Schoomer from Channel five five. I
Speaker 1: was wandering and there's a lot of questions about your health.
Speaker 1: If you'd be willing to do some jumping, Jack's for
Speaker 1: us right now to make sure that you're qualified and
Speaker 1: able to work. Unfortunately, Well, I got this microphone on
Speaker 1: and I don't want to damage in it part of me.
Speaker 1: Are you Steve Scooper from Channel five Live, Yes I am.
Speaker 1: You come to this Applebie's Yes, I do. That's so weird.
Speaker 1: Can I can I leave my husband? For you. Uh
Speaker 1: leave your husband for me? I'm I'm a married man,
Speaker 1: and uh's below with me? You're Steve Scooper from Channel
Speaker 1: five Live. That MPs everything. Okay, we'll sit down. I've
Speaker 1: already ordered a two for twenty. I was gonna eat
Speaker 1: it myself. But why don't you sit down? Can we
Speaker 1: make it at three for thirty? Do they have it?
Speaker 1: I don't know? I sit down, Sit down, Tracy. You're
Speaker 1: leaving Jack for Steve Scooper from Channel five Live. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, my prayers. Well, guess what. I haven't told
Speaker 1: him yet, but I'm leaving Lenny for um Tony Robbins.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of him? Tony Robbins? It rings
Speaker 1: the about kind of what what's his deal? He's a
Speaker 1: motivational speaker, for sure, and I think so is Steve.
Speaker 1: You know, well I guess so. I guess Steve does
Speaker 1: motivate people to you know, he does the health beat, right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but tell me everything everything you know about Tony Robins.
Speaker 1: I want to hear. I want to know it all.
Speaker 1: I think you don't want you like flipping through TV
Speaker 1: and you're like, is I think this is a pastor?
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, but it's Steve Scooper from Channel five Live. Well,
Speaker 1: I know and it's Steve because there's a little chiron
Speaker 1: on the bottom and he's always telling me where he's at.
Speaker 1: I was like, but did you want to ask me
Speaker 1: about tonyo? Did you just want to talk about Camera one?
Speaker 1: Camera one, go ahead and zoom in on this bulge
Speaker 1: that is protruding from the senators behind. I've already been
Speaker 1: written up. That's one of the hell of a backwards bowner.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's got written h I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm zooming in. It's a bulge, baby, and jewels here
Speaker 1: on camera three, just ready ready to be used at
Speaker 1: any point. Again, my name is Jules Uh, Senator. Senator.
Speaker 1: The state flag that's been proposed, but the turtle, the
Speaker 1: turtle poking is yes, I do recall that state flag. Yes. Uh.
Speaker 1: Could you talk a little bit about about why the
Speaker 1: importance of the turtle to to this state? Well, I
Speaker 1: think that the given the opportunity to escape the clutches
Speaker 1: of the shell, the TOTAL would do everything in its
Speaker 1: power to evacuate the shell is quickly as possible while
Speaker 1: still maintaining some sort of integrity as a TOTAL. That said,
Speaker 1: Senators Tony Robbins here, Tony Robbins here, motivational speaker, Tony Robbins,
Speaker 1: that's the one. I want to encourage you right now
Speaker 1: to just let it go. Let everything you have build
Speaker 1: up inside. I'm telling you, I give you permission, Tony.
Speaker 1: You don't you don't know what you're asking those jumping
Speaker 1: to Robins. I can't breathe like that, that whole let
Speaker 1: you go. I'm gonna be honest with you at this point.
Speaker 1: I fear that if I were to, as you all say,
Speaker 1: let it go, that the uh, the shrimp porking mayo
Speaker 1: sandwich that I had this after noon and Cosmo I
Speaker 1: used to wash it down my return. And you know,
Speaker 1: I've been told that vulnerability has never been my strong suit.
Speaker 1: But I may need to let you folks in on
Speaker 1: something right now. Talk up watching live, let's go zooming.
Speaker 1: I think the Senator's crowning. Oh it's called Oh. Oh,
Speaker 1: I really wish I had I really wish I had
Speaker 1: not paused right then. I shouldn't. Oh you know what,
Speaker 1: My god, this is gonna be my last day as
Speaker 1: a senator. I haven't seen to seen to everyone that
Speaker 1: was seen to see three conserts from Patrin v I P.
Speaker 1: Lawrence Star still here. Today's suggestion is Che's boys and
Speaker 1: or girls looking forward to it all the best. Larry
Speaker 1: Stewart PS. If Gary Anthony Williams is on this episode,
Speaker 1: I think you're easily the funniest on the crew. I
Speaker 1: thought I would pick this one while Gary was not
Speaker 1: here because I don't think I don't think he needs
Speaker 1: to hear that. I don't think that's helpful to anyone's help.
Speaker 1: Keep it down, keep it dinner, Listen up, cheese boys
Speaker 1: and or girls you know who? Sure, and take over
Speaker 1: our turf with is it outside? The bred boys and
Speaker 1: fred boys more like dead boys? Am I right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Mostly right? Chee boys? Everybody? Now, we
Speaker 1: don't you don't You don't run turf with a song
Speaker 1: like that and just let some mother game come in
Speaker 1: and take our stuff? Right? Yeah? Yeah, No, I wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was a yes or no question.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? I don't think there's a way to
Speaker 1: be wrong this here? Swiss, Swiss, look at look at me,
Speaker 1: Look at me? He's right, m carry on two, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do we'll do gooda geting good, feeling good, feeling good.
Speaker 1: Everyone else sounding out of your names? I don't know, Whiz.
Speaker 1: I think that I think we should be a little
Speaker 1: bit more cautious of these Brent boys. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I'm the whiz? Right? Yeah, here's the Whiz. So when
Speaker 1: I say, goes, am, I guess I'll trust you. I
Speaker 1: guess I'll trust you. Am I wrong? You? On the Wiz?
Speaker 1: You say no to me? You said, are you wrong? I? Look?
Speaker 1: Here's I gotta be honest with you. To Wiz. You
Speaker 1: ask a lot of rhetorical questions that I don't know
Speaker 1: whether the answer. Did you call me? Why didn't you
Speaker 1: call me the whiz? You're the whiz? No? The other word,
Speaker 1: the word rhetorical? Okay, you can't say that anymore? Why
Speaker 1: why can't I say rhetorical? What's your name again? Eat them? Yeah? Alright?
Speaker 1: Bread boys yea? And our girls, which I have to
Speaker 1: say now due to the lawsuit to be more inclusive.
Speaker 1: Uh looks like the cheese boys and our girls are
Speaker 1: threatening our turf. But I say cheese boys, cheese toys,
Speaker 1: chez boys. Yeah, totally, I say that too. Uh So
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do about it? What do you think? Right? Beat?
Speaker 1: Up Jesus. Oh yeah, I say beat him up. I say,
Speaker 1: I say, put the holes in them where they weren't
Speaker 1: expecting it. Make them all look like Swiss cheese. That's
Speaker 1: what I say. Nice, nice, pumper Nickel. You were gonna
Speaker 1: say something, Yeah I was. I mean I was eat
Speaker 1: him up. What I'm sorry, you know I can't shut
Speaker 1: my my trap. Sorry, no, boss man, What do you
Speaker 1: got though? Why don't we just fun do with the
Speaker 1: whole fucking lot of them? Oh yeah, I'm talking burning
Speaker 1: down the whole fucking village. Oh yeah, look you know
Speaker 1: I I'm I'm on your side, believe me. But they've
Speaker 1: got you know, they've got a celebrity spokesperson. Now, Bree
Speaker 1: Larson is uh oh wonder, come on, Oh they got
Speaker 1: Brie Larson. We got nobody. Boss. You said you had
Speaker 1: a personal relationship with Larry Loaves, and we haven't seen.
Speaker 1: We haven't as big a deal as Bree large. He's
Speaker 1: a Carson, used cars, he got commercial I know who
Speaker 1: he is. Just go talk to him. It'll help our
Speaker 1: it'll help us, all right. Hey, Larry, you come in
Speaker 1: for a car. You get a car. Larry Loaves is
Speaker 1: gonna get you a car. You'll come in, sit right
Speaker 1: down here. Say you're the fellow from that bread group
Speaker 1: of boys and or girls, aren't you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: we we we talked a couple of weeks ago. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember. Sure, Sure, I can put
Speaker 1: you in a nice sedan right now. Look, Uh, we're
Speaker 1: we're more concerned about fighting for our turf and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the the cheese people are kind of infringing
Speaker 1: on it. Hold on, let me shut this office door. Look,
Speaker 1: you come in here every few weeks thinking that I'm
Speaker 1: going to be some sort of celebrity spokesperson if you.
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't know that gangs even needed
Speaker 1: celebrity spokespeople, and it wasn't even a big deal until
Speaker 1: Captain Marvel decided she was gonna come down and be
Speaker 1: the celebrity spokesperson for the cheese boys and girl exactly.
Speaker 1: I just I've got to be honest with you. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm the guy you're looking for now.
Speaker 1: I mean, your your last name is Loaves. Come on, no,
Speaker 1: I get it, But do you understand I'm trying to
Speaker 1: run a business here. Now I can pick you in
Speaker 1: a sensible SATURNA s l two from with low mileage.
Speaker 1: But what I can't do is endorsed violence the same
Speaker 1: way that Bree Larson can. Well. Look, we don't like violence,
Speaker 1: you know, any more than anyone. But you know when
Speaker 1: a turf is is in dispute, and when it's bread
Speaker 1: turf established for years, and when the cheese people pump nickel. Look,
Speaker 1: you know I'm the whiz, and you know our gangs
Speaker 1: wouldn't take too kindly to this union of ours. But
Speaker 1: I love you. I love you so much. Okay, where
Speaker 1: are you going with this? We either got to run
Speaker 1: away together or we gotta end this though you had
Speaker 1: me run away. That's it. We're gonna leave our games. Well,
Speaker 1: I think it's an option to the order for us
Speaker 1: to be together and be happy, right, because there's no
Speaker 1: way we could come together, right. That doesn't make sense
Speaker 1: if we had a union, a meeting. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: cheese and bread. That's crazy talk. I I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm a wait a second, wait a second, because I've
Speaker 1: heard I've received a couple of emails and one text
Speaker 1: from someone calling themselves condiments. So maybe we bring them
Speaker 1: into the conversation with cheese and bread next thing. We
Speaker 1: know magic where the condiment is that I don't talk
Speaker 1: to them. You don't know. I don't know. But if
Speaker 1: I response, if I respond once, I think we're gonna
Speaker 1: find out, you know what. Let me just hit this
Speaker 1: text back real quick. Wait are you calling? He says
Speaker 1: he's at the door. No, I gotta pink. He says,
Speaker 1: he's at the door. This condiments. Wait, Hold all right,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. This is feeling crazy.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me I just brought this up and
Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, the condiment he's here. Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say they. I might have spoke when I
Speaker 1: said he said they they they are here? All right?
Speaker 1: Let me hey you condiments A Mayo? What's the Uh
Speaker 1: that's a little too specific. What do you mean it's
Speaker 1: too specific? I'm part of the condiments. Are you the
Speaker 1: one I've been texting with? Hell? Yeah, go ahead, text
Speaker 1: me in my phone room right now. No, I have
Speaker 1: no reason not to believe you, So come on in.
Speaker 1: You said, Mayo, Mayo, that's my name? Okay, Now you
Speaker 1: putting on a voice right now? Or is that what
Speaker 1: are you talking? I'm a condiment Mayo. Okay, that's cut.
Speaker 1: The crap, Mayo, I'm with you might have heard of
Speaker 1: me I write, or girls. I gotta be honest, alas
Speaker 1: thought that you should have been with us anyways. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're kind of just a condiment. But you think you're
Speaker 1: so spahial. You think cheese is kind of just a condiment.
Speaker 1: You're putting it on Papa other things to make it better. Right,
Speaker 1: but you think you said about meat, no meets the meats.
Speaker 1: Don't mess with the meats. They don't put that neck
Speaker 1: to the neck. Come on, it was neat spoons, baby,
Speaker 1: may it was neat spoons. You're talking about a spreading spoon.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a spread and spoon. Sense to me? Alright, alright, alright, alright, Look,
Speaker 1: obviously you run a big part of this of this neighborhood.
Speaker 1: We run a big part of this neighborhood. And the bread,
Speaker 1: the bread's run a big part of this statement. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of exposition here. I'm just trying to say,
Speaker 1: is either we all kill each other or we all
Speaker 1: joined forces. What do you say? I think we should
Speaker 1: join forces? But I told you were smart. Wi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the guy. I love you. I love you too,
Speaker 1: all right? Why don't we all go talk to our
Speaker 1: own gangs. Move this plot forward? What do you say?
Speaker 1: All right? That was good? Yeah, let's beat him up,
Speaker 1: pop off. I don't want him that. Look we were
Speaker 1: now we've got we've got condiments are in the mix,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know soon meets are gonna get involved.
Speaker 1: You know, we gotta nip this bud while it's still
Speaker 1: not a full flower. Um Ms Larson, Mr Lows. Your
Speaker 1: table is spread over here, We've got you in the
Speaker 1: back in the dark, as you requested. That's that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: This is a real treat, real treat. I gotta say,
Speaker 1: pleasure to meet you. Sorry, it's under these circumstances of
Speaker 1: gang warfare. Really unfortunate, really unford it is. But but
Speaker 1: big fan, big fan of my um theatrical releases are
Speaker 1: my ten million commercials. Actually, if you're gang running, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, since they brought you in, it's been it's
Speaker 1: it's been really remarkable what Cheese has been able to handle.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course, I love Captain Marvel. Who didn't
Speaker 1: love Captain Marvel? And commercials are great, But I love
Speaker 1: the career. It really is everything that you've done as
Speaker 1: a as a gang spokesperson. Well that's the thing. I
Speaker 1: thought I was coming in as a spokesperson, and then
Speaker 1: I kind of took over as a bit of a
Speaker 1: boss and I liked that. Yeah, well you you can
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. A new role, you know, it
Speaker 1: was a new role to take on. It was a
Speaker 1: new It was a evolution of my character. Hi, do
Speaker 1: you too? Would you prefer flat water or spark Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, can I ask you a question? Ms Larson?
Speaker 1: Do you really drive that car? I personally, that's too
Speaker 1: many qualifiers. I'll take it as a no. But listen,
Speaker 1: do you want sparkling? Or are flat sparkling? Sparkling? But hey,
Speaker 1: um listen, you need to keep that between us. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh my telling place and you, sir, what would you
Speaker 1: like sparkling? Look, sparkling sounds great. Just bring us the
Speaker 1: big bottle and we'll split it. Okay. And so would
Speaker 1: you drive her car? Sir? Would I drive her car?
Speaker 1: You know what? Funny you should mention cars if either
Speaker 1: of you is interested in a late model Ford Bronco.
Speaker 1: I just got to on the lot. How late of
Speaker 1: a model about we're talking we're talking early two thousand's
Speaker 1: before they switched the headlights as long as not the
Speaker 1: ninety four Bronco, because we all know what that is.
Speaker 1: The breads are gonna eat some cheese tonight. Cheese boys,
Speaker 1: lovely girl also gonna have our way with these tonight
Speaker 1: is con Wait everyone, please, before the rumble starts. Before
Speaker 1: the rumble starts. I just drove over here in a
Speaker 1: Plymouth Voyager with Brier, and she has something she would
Speaker 1: like to say. That's right, the bread boys and or
Speaker 1: girls and the cheese boys and or girls a combining
Speaker 1: right here. As long as the meats don't show up,
Speaker 1: we're fine. And Brie Larson has something she'd like to
Speaker 1: say to everyone who Hello everyone, I want to give
Speaker 1: you all a hand, yes, because you relieved in yourselves
Speaker 1: and you've caught my good fight. But now it's time
Speaker 1: to join hands and become one. Ms Larson. I see
Speaker 1: bologney is sticking out of your top. What the hell
Speaker 1: it's is, lars the type of um? Please don't stare
Speaker 1: at what's underneath my top? Sorry, sorry I am I
Speaker 1: think you guys. She's joined together, Larsen. I see PASTRAMI
Speaker 1: is falling under your but Senator Larsen. Recently and some
Speaker 1: bologny poking out just a little from from the top
Speaker 1: of do know the feeling if if you could comment
Speaker 1: on that, well, look a little bit. And also that
Speaker 1: the gang warfare that's going on in this town between meats, cheeses, condiments,
Speaker 1: and bread. Well, look, the city has been has been
Speaker 1: inundated with all kinds of foods that may not go
Speaker 1: well together. And when they all combine in one place
Speaker 1: a a street, corner, or a stomach and they begin churning,
Speaker 1: things can go to ship pretty quickly, he said. Ship.
Speaker 1: Uh ms, Larson, you understand here at this car company,
Speaker 1: we can't have any ties to gain activity. Absolutely Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna have to let you go. Well, I
Speaker 1: just want to talk to you for a second because
Speaker 1: think about you know, who do you want to let go?
Speaker 1: Do you want to let go Bree Larson? Or do
Speaker 1: you want to let go who I am during your commercials,
Speaker 1: which is um Patina Wendel Stock. You know that's that's
Speaker 1: who I am when I'm doing those commercials. You know,
Speaker 1: that's the my backstory. There's you know, like I was
Speaker 1: adopted and I found my real I'm saying, let's see
Speaker 1: what we're saying well you can see the board is
Speaker 1: behind me. Board. Now do we think there's some merrit
Speaker 1: to the idea that maybe Breed Larson isn't selling our cars,
Speaker 1: Bree Larson affiliated with gangs and instead we have Petina
Speaker 1: Bendel socks? What killer? What Steve Jesus Christ. I think
Speaker 1: what we're saying is maybe her character, her character isn't
Speaker 1: affiliated with the gang. Is that right, Miss Larson? That's right,
Speaker 1: the character isn't. But if you are really you know,
Speaker 1: interested in decapitating me? Oh question, follow up question if
Speaker 1: I made from Ms Larson? Okay, this character that you're
Speaker 1: portraying during the commercial, Patina, if I'm to understand, it's
Speaker 1: Bettina that's the sort of obnoxious uh smile and not you. Um,
Speaker 1: that's a tremendous relief if that's the case. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean because because really me, it's almost a sneer that
Speaker 1: your character is doing as as a way of appearing charming. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I talk a little unnaturally, and that's on purpose
Speaker 1: because it's not me talking, it's betweena Wendells. Could we
Speaker 1: decapitate that character because that's the that's that's what I
Speaker 1: think that makes sense? You know, Um, I see what
Speaker 1: you're saying because I'm I'm delivering it to you as
Speaker 1: two separate people. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: it's one body. We can't we can't hear you. The
Speaker 1: salami coming out of your mouth? Is that is our
Speaker 1: for today? Oh salami? Jombo. Let's thank all of our alchemists,
Speaker 1: starting with Patina, Jackie Dollars to Ruthing. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for every damn thing. And where might folks find
Speaker 1: you other than right here with us right here? Um? Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I'm I'm at Jackie Truthee
Speaker 1: on Instagram and that's you know, I have some fun
Speaker 1: on there, Okay? Is that where we'll find your latest
Speaker 1: wears short films? Whatnot? Exactly? And now that you mention it, yes,
Speaker 1: our short film Lump just became an official selection of
Speaker 1: the Portland's Comedies look Out now, look out now? Is
Speaker 1: there a more hit placed in Portland? I heard this
Speaker 1: one is a fun one, um, and it's actually going
Speaker 1: to be in person so we can that'll be fun
Speaker 1: and maybe we'll win another award, I don't know. Congratulations
Speaker 1: by the way, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark Gagliardi, you too
Speaker 1: have something to mention to everyone in terms of viewing pleasure,
Speaker 1: don't you well listening pleasure, I've got we got this
Speaker 1: with Mark and Howe on the Act, some Fun Network
Speaker 1: weekly episodes dropping. You've of course been on there, um
Speaker 1: and uh, season two Blood and Treasure coming out soon.
Speaker 1: We're still using the release date. We're still saying soon.
Speaker 1: So season two coming to CBS very soon. And CBS
Speaker 1: of course stands for the Carol Burnett System. Thank you
Speaker 1: your Salvado. I had to look up who Bree Larson was.
Speaker 1: I had to look that up. That is that's a joke.
Speaker 1: That's fair. She's Kennedy Award. When are You probably saw that,
Speaker 1: but I don't recognize her from anything, honestly, Captain Martin,
Speaker 1: but I've never seen that. That's fine about a car
Speaker 1: commercial that Jackie hates whatever I auditioned for that? What car? Yeah, Jackie,
Speaker 1: you must know you're a little I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It comes up so much, but I don't
Speaker 1: love the commercial very much. But there have been thousands.
Speaker 1: You're right for this car, and it does not bode
Speaker 1: well that none of us remember the may Grandma Um. Otherwise, though,
Speaker 1: having a good time, had fun, today, and uh, that's that.
Speaker 1: And hey, and I'm excited for you guys to start
Speaker 1: sending your suggestions to James. I mean, obviously it's still
Speaker 1: to the Patreon or Alchemy this email at gmail dot com,
Speaker 1: but James will be taking over the suggestion duties for
Speaker 1: a second, so have Adam. Also for those who have asked,
Speaker 1: a few of you have where the f is Joey Um,
Speaker 1: he asked, uh permission which was a bit more than
Speaker 1: what was necessary, but to take a little time off
Speaker 1: to devote his creative juices. And I think you all
Speaker 1: know what I mean by that, because we're talking about
Speaker 1: Joey is semen um to two very pressing projects, and
Speaker 1: of course that that that's the sort of policy here
Speaker 1: with the Alchemist. My goodness, yes Um, one of our
Speaker 1: founding members who I'm sure you all remember, uh, Vanessa
Speaker 1: raglan Um had to bow out an order to venee
Speaker 1: I've forgotten better wow Um to start and running now
Speaker 1: historically popular and successful theater in the greater Los Angeles area.
Speaker 1: So thank you for your concern. I've passed it along
Speaker 1: to Joey, who who to this day successfully also continues
Speaker 1: to eat his income. And he'll respond, he'll respond to
Speaker 1: time time in his own way. Uh, James Eny, thank
Speaker 1: you for being here. Thanks for having me actually speaking
Speaker 1: at Joey career. Let me just say he's been working
Speaker 1: really hard on one project that has You can find
Speaker 1: it on Spotify and I totally suggest you check it out.
Speaker 1: It's called American Curiosity and it's got Vanessa in there,
Speaker 1: and I think there's only one episode that's been released,
Speaker 1: but it's a very curated Uh, you should just check
Speaker 1: it out. It's so cool, it's so awesome. He's been
Speaker 1: working hard on that. I know that's one of the
Speaker 1: things that's been on his plate. But you know, I
Speaker 1: can't wait to read all of the suggestions and things
Speaker 1: that come into the Patreon email and Gmail. But I
Speaker 1: also miss getting those awesome, awesome letters through the rating system,
Speaker 1: Like you gotta give us, you gotta give us a
Speaker 1: good rating. I mean, rate us however you like, but
Speaker 1: if you're listening to the end of the podcast, my
Speaker 1: guess is it's five stars. Please give us a rating
Speaker 1: on iTunes. Oh, however you get your podcasts. Uh. And last,
Speaker 1: but way not least, Mr craig Kowski Nissans, I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Breen Larson in general, I just don't
Speaker 1: you know, and I think that came across Jackie, wouldn't
Speaker 1: her endorsement for gang Warfare? Decent actress? Also like great
Speaker 1: time to bring up John Montague, the teen century British
Speaker 1: uh lord who you know, played constantly at the gaming
Speaker 1: table and therefore didn't have time to take a full meal,
Speaker 1: and so he would ask for, you know, some combination
Speaker 1: of breads and cheeses and meats to be brought to him.
Speaker 1: And then everybody would say, because he was the earl
Speaker 1: of sandwich, everybody would say, give me the same as sandwich.
Speaker 1: And to this day that's, uh, that's why we call
Speaker 1: it a sandwich. That's awesome to this day. About that,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm it might change in the future, but
Speaker 1: right now we're calling that a sandwich. Well, there are
Speaker 1: there are a few to this day's I'd like to
Speaker 1: bring one to everyone's attention. There are almost zero, almost
Speaker 1: so less than one floor thirteen has marked in an
Speaker 1: elevator of your hotel that you'll be staying in. That's
Speaker 1: our country. Still no, because you know it might be
Speaker 1: bad luck. Anyhow, Let's thank our producer and engineer to
Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Doug, the fine folks that I hurt Media.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollack, thanking each and every day
Speaker 1: one of these so very very much and sincerely for
Speaker 1: your support. You're listening, ears, however, You're consuming this particular thing,
Speaker 1: and continue to tell everyone you've ever met, and please,
Speaker 1: oh please be hind you each other. It is the
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