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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to yet another episode about for me

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Speaker 1: this I'm your host, Kevin, Yes that Kevin? What was that?

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Speaker 1: Is this really good time for each questions of yours?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Right now? To be clear, this is the

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Speaker 1: best time for us to do. Yeah, I didn't think so,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet ms. See how I talk

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Speaker 1: him down. Let's be talking. Shall we go? Tick order.

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Speaker 1: Let's quickly check in with the Craig Akowski for his

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Speaker 1: late morning but too long before lunch snacks review the

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Speaker 1: cow We do record in a difficult window. Yes, ideally, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm having lunch at noon, which is always right in

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Speaker 1: the middle of of our two episodes. We get a

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Speaker 1: time to break at noon. Usually, um my wife and

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Speaker 1: I also trying to diet right now, so she got

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Speaker 1: a bunch of a bunch of snacks, which I think,

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Speaker 1: are you know, hundred calories are less at the at

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Speaker 1: the whole food. So there are options in the house,

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Speaker 1: but they're they're thin, like literally like thin, mostly mostly flavors,

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Speaker 1: mostly flavorless. Yeah, so I'll let you know what I

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Speaker 1: what I picked, but I'm not gonna like it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll pick for you the you know, Chris and I

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Speaker 1: were on the Osborne Was it Robert Osborne? Is that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I've recently tried the Atkins as well. Shockingly great

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Speaker 1: and very very very low sugar and carbon super low. Alright,

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Speaker 1: that's all I got for you. Oh my, there's Jack

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Speaker 1: eagans All at the Root. JACKO, what seafood best describes

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Speaker 1: your current mood? Oh? Well, I would say I've immediately grouper.

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Speaker 1: That's what came to my heart. Not not happy as

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Speaker 1: a clam, no trooper, um, it just it's what came

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Speaker 1: to me. So I have to follow my gut and

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Speaker 1: and believe in myself. Could I pick a grouper out

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Speaker 1: of a lineup? I certainly couldn't. And group is also

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Speaker 1: good for your gut. Back by popular demand, here is

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, Friend of the Sea. Your review please of

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Speaker 1: this season's Blowdeck Sailing Yacht. Haven't watched an episode? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's that's strong, that's a strong, bold choice. It's wild

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Speaker 1: because Jessica and I we go through our you know,

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Speaker 1: our DVR list, and we're like, what's happening to us?

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Speaker 1: Why aren't we if this one just slipped through our hands?

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Speaker 1: And we love that captain. We love him. Can I

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Speaker 1: make a suggestion though, as much as we love that captain, Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's Gary. You don't need any more Gary in your life.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, dude. It's like, how does he

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Speaker 1: keep getting rewarded for being such a piece of shit?

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Speaker 1: You are correct, Gary's a piece of ship for five

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Speaker 1: hundred please, Craig. Also always dieting my whole life, and

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Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time eating those flavorless bars,

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Speaker 1: and um, I just want to say I feel you.

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Speaker 1: I I do a lot of Laura bars. It's like,

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Speaker 1: so I just I love you and I'm just I'm

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Speaker 1: here and support with you. That's it. Sorry, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Chris. Yeah, and I'm gonna throw out that

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Speaker 1: last one to reiterate the intermittent fasting. It's made all

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Speaker 1: the difference in the world for me, not just losing

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Speaker 1: weight but keeping it off. Try not to eat after

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Speaker 1: seventh thirty at night, and then don't eat again for

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Speaker 1: at least nine thirty am. That's the fourteen hour stretch

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Speaker 1: where your body starts eating its own fat. I'll move

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Speaker 1: on now, drop the kids at the sinners. We got

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Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardi, Hello spaceship Earth Lover, What did you learn

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Speaker 1: from it this time? Well, as you know, I'm a

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Speaker 1: big fan of Epcot's Spaceship Earth and every time I

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Speaker 1: learned something new, A thing I learned this time, Well,

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Speaker 1: the thing I had found out and then confirmed this

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Speaker 1: time is that, um, a lot of the animatronics inside

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Speaker 1: will see that working Guttenberg's printing press is a bowl

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Speaker 1: times area of it. Not medieval times like the restaurant,

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Speaker 1: medieval times like the times. Uh. Fortunately no, John Adams. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So that's what I That's what I not learned this time,

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Speaker 1: but confirmed this time. I own two eyes. I knew

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Speaker 1: there would be something, and I'm glad I asked. And last,

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Speaker 1: but leave your key with the doorman. If you think

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Speaker 1: of Leasa, it's James Heeny, j j Jimmy. On average,

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Speaker 1: how many minutes do you need to choose what to wear?

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Speaker 1: Each day? O? God? You know what I changed twice

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Speaker 1: it's not minutes, it's ours, Kevin, good call. I too,

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Speaker 1: am naked from the waist down. Let's do it. Well,

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Speaker 1: emails and I can't wait. So you can stop saying,

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Speaker 1: James Heeney, don't look at this. I'm gonna be gone

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Speaker 1: filming a movie, some big deal right now, a big deal.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna be reading every email that comes through,

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Speaker 1: So please say hi, I'm gone nice, Yes, I I was.

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Speaker 1: I am remiss. I was meant to mention a couple

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Speaker 1: of things. One, thank you so much for those of

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Speaker 1: you who heard our cries from more uh scene suggestions.

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Speaker 1: You crushed it. In fact, you also crushed Chris's ability

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Speaker 1: to breathe clashed my computer and sprot So this is

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Speaker 1: an official thank you. Now kindly funk off. Remember this

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Speaker 1: is a comedy show. What I really mean to say

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Speaker 1: is thank you, We're we're good for the time being.

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Speaker 1: we're good for the time being. And then the other

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Speaker 1: scene suggestions. So I can't wait to see you all

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Speaker 1: content like bonus scenes. We record bonus scenes just for

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Speaker 1: the Patreon peeps. Also video of what the fuss is

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Speaker 1: happening right now us in the zoom and Aclamaniac level.

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Speaker 1: Several of them have been in the zoom with us.

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. That's acumented com. Scene one is some

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Speaker 1: patron V I P. Chase Spansky, who wrote, here is

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Speaker 1: a scene suggestion inspired by one of your live hangs.

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Speaker 1: Awhile back. The next live hang is, Yeah, what's usually

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Speaker 1: so if they stink, you have only yourselves to blame. Okay,

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Speaker 1: two of you give Tony Robbins a couple's massage. That's

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Speaker 1: quite it's quite a twist couple's massage. But okay, thank

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Speaker 1: you for being you. Chase. Yeah, what what room am

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Speaker 1: I in? You're in room four twenties, sir, it's upstairs.

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Speaker 1: I thank you very much of your time. Can I

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Speaker 1: just tell you one thing, Yes, you are being the

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Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I had a feeling, but I didn't want to stay

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Speaker 1: until I was absolutely Douglas. Listen more, are you Tony Robbins,

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Speaker 1: I'll be baby baby. Watch I'll prove it to you.

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Speaker 1: Then just stay here with me today at work. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Then you'll see, you'll see, you'll see. I don't know

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Speaker 1: This is your third diarrhea? This goddamn Joanne? Yes, Jim,

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Speaker 1: it's god damn Joanne. And it was diarrhea? Then then

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Speaker 1: It will make me more attractive to you. It's just

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Speaker 1: eleven am is. Look at this, Tony Robbins. Tony Robbins,

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? No? No, no, you know. But I've

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Speaker 1: We're ready for the eleven am. I've got to tell

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Speaker 1: but I've confirmed firsthand you're eleven am. It's Tony. Oh

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Speaker 1: able to work. Unfortunately, Well, I got this microphone on

417
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: and I don't want to damage in it part of me.

418
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: Are you Steve Scooper from Channel five Live, Yes I am.

419
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: You come to this Applebie's Yes, I do. That's so weird.

420
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 1: Can I can I leave my husband? For you. Uh

421
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: leave your husband for me? I'm I'm a married man,

422
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: and uh's below with me? You're Steve Scooper from Channel

423
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 1: five Live. That MPs everything. Okay, we'll sit down. I've

424
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: already ordered a two for twenty. I was gonna eat

425
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: it myself. But why don't you sit down? Can we

426
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: make it at three for thirty? Do they have it?

427
00:27:54,600 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: I don't know? I sit down, Sit down, Tracy. You're

428
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: leaving Jack for Steve Scooper from Channel five Live. Yeah,

429
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: so yeah, my prayers. Well, guess what. I haven't told

430
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 1: him yet, but I'm leaving Lenny for um Tony Robbins.

431
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of him? Tony Robbins? It rings

432
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: the about kind of what what's his deal? He's a

433
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: motivational speaker, for sure, and I think so is Steve.

434
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: You know, well I guess so. I guess Steve does

435
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: motivate people to you know, he does the health beat, right? Yeah,

436
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: but tell me everything everything you know about Tony Robins.

437
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: I want to hear. I want to know it all.

438
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: I think you don't want you like flipping through TV

439
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: and you're like, is I think this is a pastor?

440
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, but it's Steve Scooper from Channel five Live. Well,

441
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: I know and it's Steve because there's a little chiron

442
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: on the bottom and he's always telling me where he's at.

443
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: I was like, but did you want to ask me

444
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: about tonyo? Did you just want to talk about Camera one?

445
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: Camera one, go ahead and zoom in on this bulge

446
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: that is protruding from the senators behind. I've already been

447
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: written up. That's one of the hell of a backwards bowner.

448
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:29,719
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's got written h I mean,

449
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm zooming in. It's a bulge, baby, and jewels here

450
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: on camera three, just ready ready to be used at

451
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: any point. Again, my name is Jules Uh, Senator. Senator.

452
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: The state flag that's been proposed, but the turtle, the

453
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: turtle poking is yes, I do recall that state flag. Yes. Uh.

454
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: Could you talk a little bit about about why the

455
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: importance of the turtle to to this state? Well, I

456
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: think that the given the opportunity to escape the clutches

457
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: of the shell, the TOTAL would do everything in its

458
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: power to evacuate the shell is quickly as possible while

459
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: still maintaining some sort of integrity as a TOTAL. That said,

460
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: Senators Tony Robbins here, Tony Robbins here, motivational speaker, Tony Robbins,

461
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: that's the one. I want to encourage you right now

462
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: to just let it go. Let everything you have build

463
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: up inside. I'm telling you, I give you permission, Tony.

464
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: You don't you don't know what you're asking those jumping

465
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: to Robins. I can't breathe like that, that whole let

466
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: you go. I'm gonna be honest with you at this point.

467
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: I fear that if I were to, as you all say,

468
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: let it go, that the uh, the shrimp porking mayo

469
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: sandwich that I had this after noon and Cosmo I

470
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: used to wash it down my return. And you know,

471
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: I've been told that vulnerability has never been my strong suit.

472
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: But I may need to let you folks in on

473
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: something right now. Talk up watching live, let's go zooming.

474
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: I think the Senator's crowning. Oh it's called Oh. Oh,

475
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: I really wish I had I really wish I had

476
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: not paused right then. I shouldn't. Oh you know what,

477
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: My god, this is gonna be my last day as

478
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: a senator. I haven't seen to seen to everyone that

479
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: was seen to see three conserts from Patrin v I P.

480
00:31:54,160 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: Lawrence Star still here. Today's suggestion is Che's boys and

481
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: or girls looking forward to it all the best. Larry

482
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: Stewart PS. If Gary Anthony Williams is on this episode,

483
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: I think you're easily the funniest on the crew. I

484
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: thought I would pick this one while Gary was not

485
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: here because I don't think I don't think he needs

486
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: to hear that. I don't think that's helpful to anyone's help.

487
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: Keep it down, keep it dinner, Listen up, cheese boys

488
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: and or girls you know who? Sure, and take over

489
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: our turf with is it outside? The bred boys and

490
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: fred boys more like dead boys? Am I right? Yeah?

491
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? Mostly right? Chee boys? Everybody? Now, we

492
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: don't you don't You don't run turf with a song

493
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: like that and just let some mother game come in

494
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: and take our stuff? Right? Yeah? Yeah, No, I wrong.

495
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was a yes or no question.

496
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? I don't think there's a way to

497
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: be wrong this here? Swiss, Swiss, look at look at me,

498
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: Look at me? He's right, m carry on two, yeah,

499
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: we'll do we'll do gooda geting good, feeling good, feeling good.

500
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: Everyone else sounding out of your names? I don't know, Whiz.

501
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: I think that I think we should be a little

502
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: bit more cautious of these Brent boys. What do you mean?

503
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm the whiz? Right? Yeah, here's the Whiz. So when

504
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: I say, goes, am, I guess I'll trust you. I

505
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 1: guess I'll trust you. Am I wrong? You? On the Wiz?

506
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: You say no to me? You said, are you wrong? I? Look?

507
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: Here's I gotta be honest with you. To Wiz. You

508
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: ask a lot of rhetorical questions that I don't know

509
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: whether the answer. Did you call me? Why didn't you

510
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: call me the whiz? You're the whiz? No? The other word,

511
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: the word rhetorical? Okay, you can't say that anymore? Why

512
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: why can't I say rhetorical? What's your name again? Eat them? Yeah? Alright?

513
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: Bread boys yea? And our girls, which I have to

514
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: say now due to the lawsuit to be more inclusive.

515
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: Uh looks like the cheese boys and our girls are

516
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: threatening our turf. But I say cheese boys, cheese toys,

517
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: chez boys. Yeah, totally, I say that too. Uh So

518
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do about it? What do you think? Right? Beat?

519
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: Up Jesus. Oh yeah, I say beat him up. I say,

520
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: I say, put the holes in them where they weren't

521
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: expecting it. Make them all look like Swiss cheese. That's

522
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 1: what I say. Nice, nice, pumper Nickel. You were gonna

523
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 1: say something, Yeah I was. I mean I was eat

524
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: him up. What I'm sorry, you know I can't shut

525
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: my my trap. Sorry, no, boss man, What do you

526
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: got though? Why don't we just fun do with the

527
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 1: whole fucking lot of them? Oh yeah, I'm talking burning

528
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: down the whole fucking village. Oh yeah, look you know

529
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: I I'm I'm on your side, believe me. But they've

530
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: got you know, they've got a celebrity spokesperson. Now, Bree

531
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: Larson is uh oh wonder, come on, Oh they got

532
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: Brie Larson. We got nobody. Boss. You said you had

533
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: a personal relationship with Larry Loaves, and we haven't seen.

534
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: We haven't as big a deal as Bree large. He's

535
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: a Carson, used cars, he got commercial I know who

536
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: he is. Just go talk to him. It'll help our

537
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: it'll help us, all right. Hey, Larry, you come in

538
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: for a car. You get a car. Larry Loaves is

539
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: gonna get you a car. You'll come in, sit right

540
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: down here. Say you're the fellow from that bread group

541
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 1: of boys and or girls, aren't you? Yeah? Yeah, yeah

542
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: we we we talked a couple of weeks ago. I

543
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember. Sure, Sure, I can put

544
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: you in a nice sedan right now. Look, Uh, we're

545
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: we're more concerned about fighting for our turf and uh,

546
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 1: you know, the the cheese people are kind of infringing

547
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: on it. Hold on, let me shut this office door. Look,

548
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: you come in here every few weeks thinking that I'm

549
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: going to be some sort of celebrity spokesperson if you.

550
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't know that gangs even needed

551
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: celebrity spokespeople, and it wasn't even a big deal until

552
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: Captain Marvel decided she was gonna come down and be

553
00:36:56,760 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: the celebrity spokesperson for the cheese boys and girl exactly.

554
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: I just I've got to be honest with you. I

555
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm the guy you're looking for now.

556
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: I mean, your your last name is Loaves. Come on, no,

557
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: I get it, But do you understand I'm trying to

558
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: run a business here. Now I can pick you in

559
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: a sensible SATURNA s l two from with low mileage.

560
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: But what I can't do is endorsed violence the same

561
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:33,720
Speaker 1: way that Bree Larson can. Well. Look, we don't like violence,

562
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: you know, any more than anyone. But you know when

563
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: a turf is is in dispute, and when it's bread

564
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: turf established for years, and when the cheese people pump nickel. Look,

565
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: you know I'm the whiz, and you know our gangs

566
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't take too kindly to this union of ours. But

567
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: I love you. I love you so much. Okay, where

568
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: are you going with this? We either got to run

569
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: away together or we gotta end this though you had

570
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: me run away. That's it. We're gonna leave our games. Well,

571
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: I think it's an option to the order for us

572
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: to be together and be happy, right, because there's no

573
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: way we could come together, right. That doesn't make sense

574
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: if we had a union, a meeting. Uh, you know,

575
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: cheese and bread. That's crazy talk. I I'm losing my mind.

576
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: I'm a wait a second, wait a second, because I've

577
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: heard I've received a couple of emails and one text

578
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: from someone calling themselves condiments. So maybe we bring them

579
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: into the conversation with cheese and bread next thing. We

580
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: know magic where the condiment is that I don't talk

581
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: to them. You don't know. I don't know. But if

582
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: I response, if I respond once, I think we're gonna

583
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: find out, you know what. Let me just hit this

584
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: text back real quick. Wait are you calling? He says

585
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: he's at the door. No, I gotta pink. He says,

586
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: he's at the door. This condiments. Wait, Hold all right,

587
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. This is feeling crazy.

588
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: So you're telling me I just brought this up and

589
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, the condiment he's here. Now

590
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say they. I might have spoke when I

591
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: said he said they they they are here? All right?

592
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: Let me hey you condiments A Mayo? What's the Uh

593
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: that's a little too specific. What do you mean it's

594
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: too specific? I'm part of the condiments. Are you the

595
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: one I've been texting with? Hell? Yeah, go ahead, text

596
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: me in my phone room right now. No, I have

597
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: no reason not to believe you, So come on in.

598
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: You said, Mayo, Mayo, that's my name? Okay, Now you

599
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: putting on a voice right now? Or is that what

600
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 1: are you talking? I'm a condiment Mayo. Okay, that's cut.

601
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: The crap, Mayo, I'm with you might have heard of

602
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: me I write, or girls. I gotta be honest, alas

603
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: thought that you should have been with us anyways. I mean,

604
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: you're kind of just a condiment. But you think you're

605
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: so spahial. You think cheese is kind of just a condiment.

606
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: You're putting it on Papa other things to make it better. Right,

607
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: but you think you said about meat, no meets the meats.

608
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: Don't mess with the meats. They don't put that neck

609
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: to the neck. Come on, it was neat spoons, baby,

610
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: may it was neat spoons. You're talking about a spreading spoon.

611
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a spread and spoon. Sense to me? Alright, alright, alright, alright, Look,

612
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: obviously you run a big part of this of this neighborhood.

613
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: We run a big part of this neighborhood. And the bread,

614
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: the bread's run a big part of this statement. There's

615
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,399
Speaker 1: a lot of exposition here. I'm just trying to say,

616
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: is either we all kill each other or we all

617
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 1: joined forces. What do you say? I think we should

618
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: join forces? But I told you were smart. Wi. Yeah,

619
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: this is the guy. I love you. I love you too,

620
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: all right? Why don't we all go talk to our

621
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: own gangs. Move this plot forward? What do you say?

622
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: All right? That was good? Yeah, let's beat him up,

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Speaker 1: pop off. I don't want him that. Look we were

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Speaker 1: now we've got we've got condiments are in the mix,

625
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Speaker 1: and uh, you know soon meets are gonna get involved.

626
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Speaker 1: You know, we gotta nip this bud while it's still

627
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Speaker 1: not a full flower. Um Ms Larson, Mr Lows. Your

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Speaker 1: table is spread over here, We've got you in the

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Speaker 1: back in the dark, as you requested. That's that's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: This is a real treat, real treat. I gotta say,

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Speaker 1: pleasure to meet you. Sorry, it's under these circumstances of

632
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: gang warfare. Really unfortunate, really unford it is. But but

633
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Speaker 1: big fan, big fan of my um theatrical releases are

634
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Speaker 1: my ten million commercials. Actually, if you're gang running, thank you.

635
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh yes, since they brought you in, it's been it's

636
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Speaker 1: it's been really remarkable what Cheese has been able to handle.

637
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: I mean, of course, I love Captain Marvel. Who didn't

638
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: love Captain Marvel? And commercials are great, But I love

639
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Speaker 1: the career. It really is everything that you've done as

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00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: a as a gang spokesperson. Well that's the thing. I

641
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: thought I was coming in as a spokesperson, and then

642
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Speaker 1: I kind of took over as a bit of a

643
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Speaker 1: boss and I liked that. Yeah, well you you can

644
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. A new role, you know, it

645
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: was a new role to take on. It was a

646
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 1: new It was a evolution of my character. Hi, do

647
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Speaker 1: you too? Would you prefer flat water or spark Oh?

648
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 1: My god, can I ask you a question? Ms Larson?

649
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: Do you really drive that car? I personally, that's too

650
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: many qualifiers. I'll take it as a no. But listen,

651
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: do you want sparkling? Or are flat sparkling? Sparkling? But hey,

652
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: um listen, you need to keep that between us. Okay,

653
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: Oh my telling place and you, sir, what would you

654
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 1: like sparkling? Look, sparkling sounds great. Just bring us the

655
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: big bottle and we'll split it. Okay. And so would

656
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Speaker 1: you drive her car? Sir? Would I drive her car?

657
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: You know what? Funny you should mention cars if either

658
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: of you is interested in a late model Ford Bronco.

659
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: I just got to on the lot. How late of

660
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: a model about we're talking we're talking early two thousand's

661
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: before they switched the headlights as long as not the

662
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Speaker 1: ninety four Bronco, because we all know what that is.

663
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: The breads are gonna eat some cheese tonight. Cheese boys,

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Speaker 1: lovely girl also gonna have our way with these tonight

665
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Speaker 1: is con Wait everyone, please, before the rumble starts. Before

666
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Speaker 1: the rumble starts. I just drove over here in a

667
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:18,959
Speaker 1: Plymouth Voyager with Brier, and she has something she would

668
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Speaker 1: like to say. That's right, the bread boys and or

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Speaker 1: girls and the cheese boys and or girls a combining

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Speaker 1: right here. As long as the meats don't show up,

671
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: we're fine. And Brie Larson has something she'd like to

672
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Speaker 1: say to everyone who Hello everyone, I want to give

673
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Speaker 1: you all a hand, yes, because you relieved in yourselves

674
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: and you've caught my good fight. But now it's time

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00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: to join hands and become one. Ms Larson. I see

676
00:44:54,640 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: bologney is sticking out of your top. What the hell

677
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 1: it's is, lars the type of um? Please don't stare

678
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: at what's underneath my top? Sorry, sorry I am I

679
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: think you guys. She's joined together, Larsen. I see PASTRAMI

680
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: is falling under your but Senator Larsen. Recently and some

681
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 1: bologny poking out just a little from from the top

682
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: of do know the feeling if if you could comment

683
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 1: on that, well, look a little bit. And also that

684
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: the gang warfare that's going on in this town between meats, cheeses, condiments,

685
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: and bread. Well, look, the city has been has been

686
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: inundated with all kinds of foods that may not go

687
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: well together. And when they all combine in one place

688
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 1: a a street, corner, or a stomach and they begin churning,

689
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: things can go to ship pretty quickly, he said. Ship.

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00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: Uh ms, Larson, you understand here at this car company,

691
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: we can't have any ties to gain activity. Absolutely Okay,

692
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: so we're gonna have to let you go. Well, I

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Speaker 1: just want to talk to you for a second because

694
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: think about you know, who do you want to let go?

695
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: Do you want to let go Bree Larson? Or do

696
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Speaker 1: you want to let go who I am during your commercials,

697
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: which is um Patina Wendel Stock. You know that's that's

698
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: who I am when I'm doing those commercials. You know,

699
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: that's the my backstory. There's you know, like I was

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Speaker 1: adopted and I found my real I'm saying, let's see

701
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: what we're saying well you can see the board is

702
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,760
Speaker 1: behind me. Board. Now do we think there's some merrit

703
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: to the idea that maybe Breed Larson isn't selling our cars,

704
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: Bree Larson affiliated with gangs and instead we have Petina

705
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: Bendel socks? What killer? What Steve Jesus Christ. I think

706
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: what we're saying is maybe her character, her character isn't

707
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: affiliated with the gang. Is that right, Miss Larson? That's right,

708
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: the character isn't. But if you are really you know,

709
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: interested in decapitating me? Oh question, follow up question if

710
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: I made from Ms Larson? Okay, this character that you're

711
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: portraying during the commercial, Patina, if I'm to understand, it's

712
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: Bettina that's the sort of obnoxious uh smile and not you. Um,

713
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: that's a tremendous relief if that's the case. Yeah, I

714
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: mean because because really me, it's almost a sneer that

715
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: your character is doing as as a way of appearing charming. Yeah. Yeah,

716
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 1: And I talk a little unnaturally, and that's on purpose

717
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: because it's not me talking, it's betweena Wendells. Could we

718
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: decapitate that character because that's the that's that's what I

719
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: think that makes sense? You know, Um, I see what

720
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: you're saying because I'm I'm delivering it to you as

721
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 1: two separate people. But at the end of the day,

722
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: it's one body. We can't we can't hear you. The

723
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: salami coming out of your mouth? Is that is our

724
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: for today? Oh salami? Jombo. Let's thank all of our alchemists,

725
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: starting with Patina, Jackie Dollars to Ruthing. Thank you very

726
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: much for every damn thing. And where might folks find

727
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: you other than right here with us right here? Um? Yes,

728
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I'm I'm at Jackie Truthee

729
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: on Instagram and that's you know, I have some fun

730
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: on there, Okay? Is that where we'll find your latest

731
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: wears short films? Whatnot? Exactly? And now that you mention it, yes,

732
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: our short film Lump just became an official selection of

733
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 1: the Portland's Comedies look Out now, look out now? Is

734
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Speaker 1: there a more hit placed in Portland? I heard this

735
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: one is a fun one, um, and it's actually going

736
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: to be in person so we can that'll be fun

737
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: and maybe we'll win another award, I don't know. Congratulations

738
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: by the way, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark Gagliardi, you too

739
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 1: have something to mention to everyone in terms of viewing pleasure,

740
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: don't you well listening pleasure, I've got we got this

741
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: with Mark and Howe on the Act, some Fun Network

742
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: weekly episodes dropping. You've of course been on there, um

743
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: and uh, season two Blood and Treasure coming out soon.

744
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: We're still using the release date. We're still saying soon.

745
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: So season two coming to CBS very soon. And CBS

746
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: of course stands for the Carol Burnett System. Thank you

747
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: your Salvado. I had to look up who Bree Larson was.

748
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: I had to look that up. That is that's a joke.

749
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: That's fair. She's Kennedy Award. When are You probably saw that,

750
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: but I don't recognize her from anything, honestly, Captain Martin,

751
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: but I've never seen that. That's fine about a car

752
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: commercial that Jackie hates whatever I auditioned for that? What car? Yeah, Jackie,

753
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: you must know you're a little I don't know. I

754
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,399
Speaker 1: don't know. It comes up so much, but I don't

755
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: love the commercial very much. But there have been thousands.

756
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,479
Speaker 1: You're right for this car, and it does not bode

757
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: well that none of us remember the may Grandma Um. Otherwise, though,

758
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: having a good time, had fun, today, and uh, that's that.

759
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 1: And hey, and I'm excited for you guys to start

760
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: sending your suggestions to James. I mean, obviously it's still

761
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 1: to the Patreon or Alchemy this email at gmail dot com,

762
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: but James will be taking over the suggestion duties for

763
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: a second, so have Adam. Also for those who have asked,

764
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: a few of you have where the f is Joey Um,

765
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: he asked, uh permission which was a bit more than

766
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: what was necessary, but to take a little time off

767
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 1: to devote his creative juices. And I think you all

768
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean by that, because we're talking about

769
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Speaker 1: Joey is semen um to two very pressing projects, and

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00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: of course that that that's the sort of policy here

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00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: with the Alchemist. My goodness, yes Um, one of our

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00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: founding members who I'm sure you all remember, uh, Vanessa

773
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: raglan Um had to bow out an order to venee

774
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: I've forgotten better wow Um to start and running now

775
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 1: historically popular and successful theater in the greater Los Angeles area.

776
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: So thank you for your concern. I've passed it along

777
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:25,240
Speaker 1: to Joey, who who to this day successfully also continues

778
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: to eat his income. And he'll respond, he'll respond to

779
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,879
Speaker 1: time time in his own way. Uh, James Eny, thank

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00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:37,800
Speaker 1: you for being here. Thanks for having me actually speaking

781
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: at Joey career. Let me just say he's been working

782
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,760
Speaker 1: really hard on one project that has You can find

783
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 1: it on Spotify and I totally suggest you check it out.

784
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 1: It's called American Curiosity and it's got Vanessa in there,

785
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 1: and I think there's only one episode that's been released,

786
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 1: but it's a very curated Uh, you should just check

787
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: it out. It's so cool, it's so awesome. He's been

788
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: working hard on that. I know that's one of the

789
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: things that's been on his plate. But you know, I

790
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: can't wait to read all of the suggestions and things

791
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: that come into the Patreon email and Gmail. But I

792
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: also miss getting those awesome, awesome letters through the rating system,

793
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: Like you gotta give us, you gotta give us a

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00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: good rating. I mean, rate us however you like, but

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Speaker 1: if you're listening to the end of the podcast, my

796
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,439
Speaker 1: guess is it's five stars. Please give us a rating

797
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:34,439
Speaker 1: on iTunes. Oh, however you get your podcasts. Uh. And last,

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00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: but way not least, Mr craig Kowski Nissans, I'm a

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Speaker 1: big fan of Breen Larson in general, I just don't

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00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,720
Speaker 1: you know, and I think that came across Jackie, wouldn't

801
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 1: her endorsement for gang Warfare? Decent actress? Also like great

802
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: time to bring up John Montague, the teen century British

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00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: uh lord who you know, played constantly at the gaming

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Speaker 1: table and therefore didn't have time to take a full meal,

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00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: and so he would ask for, you know, some combination

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00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: of breads and cheeses and meats to be brought to him.

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00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 1: And then everybody would say, because he was the earl

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Speaker 1: of sandwich, everybody would say, give me the same as sandwich.

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00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: And to this day that's, uh, that's why we call

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Speaker 1: it a sandwich. That's awesome to this day. About that,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm it might change in the future, but

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Speaker 1: right now we're calling that a sandwich. Well, there are

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Speaker 1: there are a few to this day's I'd like to

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Speaker 1: bring one to everyone's attention. There are almost zero, almost

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Speaker 1: so less than one floor thirteen has marked in an

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Speaker 1: elevator of your hotel that you'll be staying in. That's

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Speaker 1: our country. Still no, because you know it might be

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Speaker 1: bad luck. Anyhow, Let's thank our producer and engineer to

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Speaker 1: the stars, Mr Doug, the fine folks that I hurt Media.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollack, thanking each and every day

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Speaker 1: one of these so very very much and sincerely for

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Speaker 1: your support. You're listening, ears, however, You're consuming this particular thing,

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Speaker 1: and continue to tell everyone you've ever met, and please,

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Speaker 1: oh please be hind you each other. It is the

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Speaker 1: strong choice. Until next time, O.