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Speaker 1: He's another on the twenties. Hey, what's up. It's Buttons. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who's this? My bad? I should probably tell

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Speaker 1: you who I am. Um, my name is Buttons. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from the store. Oh okay, Yeah, apparently you rented

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Speaker 1: a bunch of tables and chairs for a party or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I run it, a couple of stacks of them. Is

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Speaker 1: it really okay? Must be nice. Feeling so good about

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Speaker 1: life that you want to throw a party must be

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Speaker 1: pretty Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I'm lucky if I even

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Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, you know, or unlucky, I guess,

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Speaker 1: depending on how you want to look at it. Um, okay, anyway,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm just a part time clown. I worked

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Speaker 1: the front desk here at the store. Great gig, huh um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess what do you do for

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Speaker 1: a living? Tough guy. I'm not really comfortable. I'm just

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Speaker 1: not really comfortable saying so I can. I can pick

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Speaker 1: those chairs up whenever I want. Right, you're not comfortable

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Speaker 1: saying what you do for a lit Maybe I have

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Speaker 1: to write it down on my paperwork here to like

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Speaker 1: you have some sort of valid form of income or

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Speaker 1: some bolt you know, you don't know I work in investing. Wow,

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Speaker 1: it must be nice. Yeah, it's it has its perks.

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Speaker 1: Probably have access to a lot of drugs then huh

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Speaker 1: oh no, definitely not. Um, do you need anything else

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Speaker 1: for me? Or can I can I come and pick

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Speaker 1: those up? Well? I was just saying, because you know,

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Speaker 1: sometimes rich people have access to so, you know, like illegal. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have anything. I don't have any

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Speaker 1: access to anything illegal. Buttons used to be on top

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Speaker 1: of the world, man, right when I was starting out

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Speaker 1: being a clown, you know, back when clowning was like

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Speaker 1: actually cool. Okay, look, man, maybe you need to talk

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Speaker 1: to your manager about you know, where you are manager

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Speaker 1: listening to this guy? You think I have a man

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Speaker 1: a journey. I could barely get booked anywhere myself. That

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Speaker 1: was back in the day when clowning was cool. Now

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Speaker 1: I got nothing. Man, used to be all chicks off

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Speaker 1: type of free booze. And then the bottom fell out,

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Speaker 1: you know, and people stopped at respecting clowns bulls. Now,

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Speaker 1: I got a part time job at a party store

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Speaker 1: just to try to make rent. I can't even do that. Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know how to help you. You

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Speaker 1: ever had you ever at a prostitute hit you in

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Speaker 1: the face with a brick? No, she says, really yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: trust me, it sounds brutal, but you really haven't lived

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Speaker 1: until that's happened. That's really too much information, can you?

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Speaker 1: Can you just tell me the time to think of

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Speaker 1: my stuff at the store? You know, in court, she said,

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Speaker 1: I asked for that. I didn't remember everything. I did

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Speaker 1: not ask to be hit in the face of the brick.

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Speaker 1: I mean, who requests that, right, that's too much information. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna pick up my stuff at the store.

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Speaker 1: How about this, man, you come down here. I'll get

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Speaker 1: you your chairs and all that stuff. But you and

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Speaker 1: I we'll go out trolling for a little while. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, man, Thank you though. I appreciate that, I

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Speaker 1: really do. But um, the thing is, I don't have wheels,

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Speaker 1: you know, no license you drive buttons. I'll show you

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Speaker 1: all the hotspots, buttons. That's not going to happen. I

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Speaker 1: just I have to go. I really have to go.

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Speaker 1: Have other calls I need to make right now, all right,

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Speaker 1: but I will be there within the next couple of hours. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just need a ride to meet. I will not

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Speaker 1: put you in my car. Okay, if you could just

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Speaker 1: drop me off where one of my friends works on

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Speaker 1: a corner, not gonna happen. But look, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to take you to go get a prostitute or or

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Speaker 1: drugs or whatever you want to do. I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: not your man. Okay, I'm just here. I had no

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Speaker 1: idea you were so uncaring. Well, I'm I'm sorry, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not your friend. I'm just sorry. I kind of

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Speaker 1: poured my heart out to you and tell you my

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Speaker 1: story about how I'm gonna You know, a clown is

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Speaker 1: down on his luck and you can't even just give

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Speaker 1: me a ride to handle a couple things that I

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Speaker 1: want to know. I'm not I'm not man, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You have to find someone else, you know. The only

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Speaker 1: thing worse than being a clown, it's got to be

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Speaker 1: probably being on a on a morning show on the radio.

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Speaker 1: That's bottom right there. What is that? I'm a down

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Speaker 1: on his luck clown who's thinking about turning tricks in

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Speaker 1: an alley for a cheeseburger. And I wouldn't even do

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Speaker 1: morning radio. You know that's embarrassing. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. I'm talking about that. This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel. In the morning, I'm

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Speaker 1: moving eighty two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Really Yeah, your friend Jeremy set you up. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: he said you were planning a big birthday party. I

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Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you that I was talking

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Speaker 1: to you. Are buttons. Buttons is a part of all

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Speaker 1: of us. Just buttons is in your heart, you know,

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Speaker 1: just have to find Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's in

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Speaker 1: my heart. He's in your heart and he wants to

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Speaker 1: be in other places too, if you'll let him. Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: my button buttons now mate, wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy on

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Speaker 1: Morving Natty two point five. I'm in the desert, sweet

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Speaker 1: Live