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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This is Important.

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Speaker 2: This guy's right lung is a hot dog factory. If

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna drink, I want to have eleven drinks. Ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the future.

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Speaker 2: Let's go and wake you up. Good morning, Yes, good morn.

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Speaker 4: Fellows up, guys, welcome, Welcome back, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, what's going on with you? What's going on

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Speaker 2: with you? It's life in the fastling brother you know how.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for asking. I never know when you're joking.

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Speaker 5: But this feels genuine, it does.

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Speaker 3: It feels very real. I have things I want to unpack. Wait,

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Speaker 3: let's unpack that.

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Speaker 4: If you could shut up for a second, Adam, Hey,

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Speaker 4: how are you.

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Speaker 2: Well? You guys didn't say anything. I asked how you

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Speaker 2: were and then you said, Wow, this feels genuine. This

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Speaker 2: was genuine.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't find a parking spot the other my dad

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Speaker 3: has a new lung.

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Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, Sorry, guys.

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Speaker 2: So he's got a pretty big thing to talk about.

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Speaker 2: It it is, but can we move on? It's not fun.

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Speaker 2: And we talk about the parking spot for a second. Okay, yeah, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about the parking spot.

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Speaker 5: So parallel parking, super high curb, I park so good.

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Speaker 5: And then my kid goes, Daddy, I can't open my door,

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Speaker 5: and I go, why.

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Speaker 2: Don't you climb out the window? That's wow? So your

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Speaker 2: dad got a new lung. Huh did you really did it?

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Speaker 2: Climb out the window and stick?

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Speaker 5: If your dad actually got a new lung, then yeah,

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Speaker 5: he did climb out the window.

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Speaker 2: He did.

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Speaker 3: That really happened?

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Speaker 2: He did? He did? Okay, then same long he was Uh,

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Speaker 2: he was on the list for only five days? Can

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Speaker 2: you believe it? Can I tell you something? I made

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Speaker 2: it happen. I found a god DERs pulled some strang. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's gotta be a movie, right where someone's

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Speaker 5: on the waiting list for something and someone's like, what

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Speaker 5: blond Q, go ahead, tell me more, tell me more.

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Speaker 3: That's what it's about.

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Speaker 4: It's about, Well, they refused to get his son like

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Speaker 4: a new body part, so he takes the hospital hostage.

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Speaker 3: Denzel Washington, it's really good.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So the movie I'm talking about yours is more

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Speaker 5: of A romp is somebody who goes around asking what

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Speaker 5: blood type people are and then kills them and is like, look, look,

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Speaker 5: look look this guy.

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Speaker 2: Guy, he got long. He got long. I like that.

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Speaker 2: We need that. He's high, he's sigh, he's dead. Uh yeah, dad,

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Speaker 2: he has the the the the I think it's oh

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Speaker 2: negative or oh positive, the one that is very easily,

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Speaker 2: Like you can get lungs super easy that blood. So

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Speaker 2: it was, it was pretty. It was pretty. It was

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Speaker 2: just lungs for whatever. It was, lungs for days, dude.

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Speaker 2: But my dad did say a funny thing when they

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Speaker 2: pulled because they had a breathing tube down your throat,

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Speaker 2: right and it has to stay there for a day

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Speaker 2: or so. Sure. Uh And when he pulled it out,

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Speaker 2: he said, is he goes that gourd fucking sucked? And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, cool, cool, first words back, Yeah, yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: gonna be I thought you were seeing up like a

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Speaker 2: real clever thing, but he was just kind of saying

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Speaker 2: it's not gonna be clever, it's just gonna be fucking

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Speaker 2: matter of fact.

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Speaker 4: How deep down do they put that tube? How deep

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Speaker 4: does it go? Over and I'll show you.

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Speaker 2: I think he goes all the way into his lungs obviously, ship.

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Speaker 4: What a how long was this surgery? We get into

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Speaker 4: the details. Do we get in the nitty gritty? What

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Speaker 4: walk us through it? Did you hold his hand?

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Speaker 2: I mean I think it was like six hours? Six

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Speaker 3: Goddamn, that's too long.

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Speaker 2: It was very long. He was having backspasms. I'm like,

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Speaker 5: Uh during it, but he's under and he's afterwards, No

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Speaker 5: afterwards because it's because they can torture in all kinds

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Speaker 2: And then uh yeah. And then he was in a

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Speaker 2: lot of pain for a day. But then the next

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Speaker 2: day he goes, I'm not in any pain. And then

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Speaker 2: they go, well, we are giving you stuff for it.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, like de Lawton or like some

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Speaker 2: like real pain medicine. Uh, And they go, no, we're

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Speaker 2: giving him Gaba Pettin, which is the ship that I

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Speaker 2: take for my nerve pain, right, And I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: it must it must be so much Gabba Pettin. And

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Speaker 2: I'm on nine hundred milligrams three times a day.

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Speaker 3: We can really yeah.

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Speaker 2: And he's on one hundred milligrams twice a day, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm feeling I'm a bitch, I'm a

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Speaker 2: bit crazy. But it is truly crazy. He's up and

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Speaker 2: walking already. It's modern modern medicine, dude. Yeah, it's fucking wild.

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Speaker 2: They opened up, they carved through his chest here, open

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Speaker 2: it up, and then they use like a crank where

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Speaker 2: chest cavity and open alien then they just get in there.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I saw that on the famous episode

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Speaker 5: of Tales from the Crypt where the guy goes into

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Speaker 5: surgery but he somebody gives him like a serum that

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Speaker 5: makes him a lot like awake and feel all the

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Speaker 5: pain but can't.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's a great Yes, it's a big fear

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Speaker 4: of some people to be like put under, but you're

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Speaker 4: still awake, so yeah you can. You can't feel it,

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Speaker 4: but you know that it's or is it that you

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Speaker 2: I have had that happen, yeah, Adam, right, I have

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Speaker 2: had that happen, because I've had.

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Speaker 5: You've said a few things that I want to back to,

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Speaker 5: like your dad had back spasms and you're like, welcome

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Speaker 5: to my world.

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Speaker 2: That's just amazing.

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Speaker 5: They just and then also that you think you're a

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Speaker 5: bitch for taking maybe too much medicine. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 5: maybe over prescribed. Is It's not that you're a bitch.

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Speaker 5: I think maybe too much. Not your phone.

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Speaker 2: Well then when I I've tried to take less and

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Speaker 2: ton of it. Welcome your own world, Welcome to my world.

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Speaker 2: But what did I just say that? You were like, oh,

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Speaker 5: I already circled back to both of them. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 5: so awesome, dude.

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Speaker 2: Nice. Yeah, so it's sick, but so your your dad

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Speaker 3: As a bit as a bit you did it. You're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Just like this this would be funny surprise. But it

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Speaker 2: to and they were like very much's like oh ship,

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Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah, and quickly put the fucking gas mask

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Speaker 3: And right, did you like tell me more?

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Speaker 4: Tell me more like did you shoot awake or was

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Speaker 4: it kind of like what are you guys doing to

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Speaker 2: It was groggy, and I remember, and I didn't feel anything,

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Speaker 2: but I could like see them down there whipping in

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Speaker 4: Sure they were the doctors. You caught your surgeons making

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Speaker 4: a TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was before TikTok said they were just dancing,

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Speaker 2: they were just biting. Yeah, it was before whipping in

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Speaker 2: name as, before even there was a term for it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's got to be why surgeries take

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Speaker 4: so long, right, because if they're really going at it,

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Speaker 4: these things shouldn't take longer than two hours, right, like

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Speaker 4: six hours? What the fuck are you doing for six hours?

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Speaker 4: You think they're busy dancing?

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean for sure after an hour, so you're

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Speaker 2: getting kind of bored. You want to say, we want

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Speaker 2: to snack? You want to And also you're hunched over

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Speaker 2: it out. And also what's going on on Instagram? You

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Speaker 2: haven't checked that in an out exactly? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: You have someone like hold it up though, right, Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, scratch my nose because you got to see reels.

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Speaker 2: You got to see what the algorithms pushing you. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: and then it's also kind of fun to see other

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Speaker 2: doctors and what their algorithms pushing them. And you're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I never actually don't get that in my feed. That's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, you know that is interesting, like check a

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Speaker 3: dating app. Of course you gotta be on the dating apps.

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Speaker 5: Sure, you just tell them swipe left, slap left right,

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Speaker 5: what do you guys like, should I?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Throw iteah good call. Yeah. So that was that

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Speaker 5: He didn't wake up with anything in his body, like

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Speaker 5: fucking pliers that they forgot, or like half half a

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Speaker 2: They've yet to find it. They've yet to find it.

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Speaker 4: They're like, oh shit, this guy's got a belly full

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Speaker 4: of hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: He's got a lung full of hotos.

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Speaker 3: So we were able to do the hot dog surgery.

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Speaker 2: And like, you mean the lungs, you mean the right lung.

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Speaker 2: I'll be right back.

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Speaker 4: The cause of this guy's right lung is a hot

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Speaker 4: dog factory.

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Speaker 5: Hot and while they're in there, they tie his tubes.

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Speaker 5: You know how you can get like another surgery while oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, while you're under, They're like, we could also Yeah,

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Speaker 2: did they do any light bo any like abs? How

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Speaker 2: hilarious would it be if they gave him like a

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Speaker 2: full facelift? He comes out and Dynasty is just.

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Speaker 5: Looking stood, you're getting the ab the ab implants? Now

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Speaker 5: what's that about? Like they have like a fat belly,

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Speaker 5: but you can see like the ab fucking outline.

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Speaker 2: But are dudes getting that? Yeah? Sure, yeah, would we

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Speaker 2: consider them dudes? Oh dude, great, I'm a man brother?

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Speaker 2: Are we revoking man? Is this the you make this

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Speaker 2: a weekly bit where we revoke man cards? Do you

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Speaker 2: think you're a dude? You're getting abit plans?

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Speaker 4: Well, first off, what do they put in there to

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Speaker 4: make the abs? That's gonna kind of change my love?

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like to know? I don't know, silicone fucking rubber?

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Speaker 2: You know? Man card gone? Man man revoked? Hey, but

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Speaker 2: what if it was fucking mahogany? All right? What do

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Speaker 2: we do? Wow, we're talking? I actually kind of do it.

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Speaker 2: I actually kind of like this bit.

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Speaker 4: What if you're six pack was a six pack of Budweiser.

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Speaker 4: Now your man card is doubled and it's good for

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Speaker 4: a year.

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Speaker 2: You're getting stamped. And then at Tiba could just press

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Speaker 2: put a thumb on your belly.

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Speaker 2: so much. I lost I lost my metaglasses. The metaglasses

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Speaker 2: You don't like that?

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Speaker 2: Dude? I very much don't like that. I look like Starfoks.

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Speaker 2: You don't look cool. If that's what Starfox looks like,

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Speaker 3: I just knew they were going to age very fair.

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Speaker 4: Are these are something you need to have to just

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Speaker 5: He got them in the lobby leaving your hotel. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Dude. That's the thing. I did have him a whole day.

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Speaker 4: I had got him in the lobby, and we went

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Speaker 2: What really? Well, I bet we could get you more.

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Speaker 2: I thought you had him for like twenty eight minutes.

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Speaker 4: They put some inches in me I'll put some inches

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Speaker 2: You gave yourself. Yes, okay, So so you were a

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wait and sorry you so you weighed that much

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Speaker 2: before Google, but this was sophomore year.

439
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Speaker 4: I didn't know that senior year was something we were

440
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Speaker 4: talking about. Senior year was when I started to kind

441
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,320
Speaker 4: of grow.

442
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 2: Did you develop?

443
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 3: I started to develop?

444
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,000
Speaker 2: Okay, so so we were talking senior year.

445
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 3: We're not going to say, Adam, would you weigh each

446
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:08,760
Speaker 3: year of your life?

447
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 2: You tack that on at the end. I think I

448
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,720
Speaker 2: was like one hundred and sixty pounds, like one sixty

449
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,399
Speaker 2: one sixty five the senior year of high school. Yeah, old,

450
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 2: And that was all dude, that's pretty good. And I

451
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 2: was five seven, five eight and yeah, still.

452
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 4: Were you fully developed? Like you had armpit hair and

453
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 4: all that?

454
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 5: And oh yeah, he had like lamb chop what do

455
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 5: you call the lamb chops? What do you call those? Yeah?

456
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 2: No, I had I had this. Yeah, the big turns Baby,

457
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 2: you had the big Chopper rocks. Yeah, you know me,

458
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 2: I'm a California sun Bear I got I got a

459
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,440
Speaker 2: little hair on me. Yeah yeah, I was still. Are

460
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 2: you an otter? I'm short, fury and funny absolute. Are

461
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,280
Speaker 2: you an hotter?

462
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:49,880
Speaker 3: An otter?

463
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, yeah I could be an otter? Why not?

464
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,679
Speaker 5: What's an otter again? Well, a bear is like a

465
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 5: big hairy guy. I think an otter is like a

466
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 5: slimmer hairy guy.

467
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,479
Speaker 2: No, California sun Bear, They're a little time and then

468
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 2: they got like a little golden patch of hair here.

469
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 2: Oh that's why I went with the California December.

470
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Speaker 5: I guess I haven't clicked on that category. Yeah of

471
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 5: peorn Hub adjacent.

472
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure, no California sun Bears.

473
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 2: But I will now. Well that's that's what all the

474
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: gay guys would call me at uh uh at the Improv.

475
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,959
Speaker 2: When I first moved to Hollywood, one gay guy and

476
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 2: I went on, well I went on multiple two gay dates.

477
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 2: That's without meaning too. I'm just whoops, I'm just a

478
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 2: I was just a twenty one, twenty two year old

479
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 2: kid who was excited to be working at the Improv

480
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 2: and these men were like, we should hang out these comics.

481
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 4: I saw your Dominoes commercial and I love what you're

482
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 4: working with.

483
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 2: It's all your dump truck of a Domino's commercial. And

484
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 2: they they said, and I didn't know what they meant.

485
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: They're like, you're like a little bear cub and I

486
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 2: just was like, yeah, I guess I'm like kind of tiny,

487
00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 2: but like ferocious.

488
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 5: Is that what they Yeah, I'm more of a Dodgers fan.

489
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 5: Now you start over talking sports, huh.

490
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I didn't know that they were. They were

491
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: sussing me out to see if I was gay. They

492
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 2: were they were sussing and I didn't know, And I'm like, yeah,

493
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 2: I guess I am a bear cub.

494
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 4: Man.

495
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 5: I do want to hear a conversation where one guy

496
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 5: thinks it's about sports and the other guys definitely talking

497
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 5: about gay stuff. I might have to go right that

498
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 5: and then live it or something.

499
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: I don't know.

500
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 3: That's a sketch for sure. Dude, Yeah, yeah.

501
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 2: Someone's doing that. I'm a dude.

502
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 3: I mean, if that guy doesn't choke up on the bat,

503
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Speaker 3: you're telling me.

504
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, high school, you're real, You're you're a tight ends

505
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 2: his batting average.

506
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's something I wonder.

507
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind letting him steal home plate, you know

508
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 2: what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, that's important.

509
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 2: That's how you win games, so definitely on you win games. Yeah,

510
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:59,239
Speaker 2: it is. You know, there'd be fireworks after that. I

511
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 2: love the firework, except yeah, of the game, Oh my god,

512
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 2: after a big win.

513
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I couldn't suck cock could be started to dash.

514
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: Wait what sud death?

515
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just gonna go through It's it's loud.

516
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 2: It's loud in the bars, so you're like yeah, yeah,

517
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 2: yeah for sure.

518
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 5: But also it happens the other way too, where it's like, yeah,

519
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 5: I mean he was an m v P this year,

520
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 5: all right, I.

521
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 3: Haven't actually heard that. Is that like a DP?

522
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

523
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's that designated picture?

524
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,919
Speaker 3: I don't even know if that's a hump ep.

525
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 2: Still a thing?

526
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, sure is sure they have talked about

527
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 4: getting rid of it in the NL, but actually that'd

528
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: be the al.

529
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mind slobbing on his knob. Uh yeah,

530
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 2: well I guess if you want to grip lower on

531
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,959
Speaker 2: the bat, yeah, more torque, yeah, okay, spitball, just like

532
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: what's important. Spitballs were technically they're illegal. How good they feel?

533
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: You could fist his asshole throat. You're so hard on

534
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 2: your pall you could.

535
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 5: I guess you could fist his fastball, but you might

536
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,120
Speaker 5: break your hand.

537
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 3: It's actually happened to me before. Funny you should say that.

538
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was drinking them off so hard I broke

539
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 4: my hand.

540
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's jerks out there, man, nothing like a good teammate.

541
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 2: I like the guy he take me in.

542
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 4: I've tagged teamed a couple of guys. Yeah, pro wrestling pan, sure, man, I've.

543
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 2: Seen I've been in some pretty nasty dugouts. Yeah, oh yes,

544
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 2: this was just this was just me at the Hollywood

545
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 2: improv when I was twenty.

546
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Speaker 3: Years I like.

547
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,879
Speaker 2: I like that we're pitching.

548
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 4: It's like in a loud bar, but this is before

549
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 4: you're open, so it's really quiet and you're just completely

550
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 4: like sure, yeah, yeah, that.

551
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 2: Is too good. I kept my cleats on the whole time.

552
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 2: So how big were you in senior year of high

553
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 2: school than Jersey Because there isn't much of a difference.

554
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 2: I usually weigh about one eighty now, so once sixty

555
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: five that's not crazy. Post high school. Nice, I was

556
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: one seventy five.

557
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 3: Wow, man, meat mountain.

558
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah you were. You were long and lean. You Let

559
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 2: let that sit there for a little. Now you're two

560
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 2: thirty forty fifty eight. That seems right. Holy crap.

561
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 5: No, I'm kissing too. I'm kissing too this morning. But

562
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 5: in college I upped yardage in practice and lost weight

563
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 5: and was in the one sixties, which was insane.

564
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 2: I was like dying. I don't understand what any of

565
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: that just meant. You upped yardage like on the swim team, Okay,

566
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 2: that means you swam further.

567
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 5: Exactly, okay, and so like burning muscle, even though I

568
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 5: was stronger and more powerful, Uh.

569
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 2: Lost weight, which I wish I didn't.

570
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,120
Speaker 5: I wish I maintained a little bit of that muscle,

571
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 5: bit of that power.

572
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 2: That sweet musk.

573
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 4: When you're upping yardage, are you upping it in increments

574
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 4: that are useful to swimming, like, because there's only certain

575
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 4: lengths of races, right, correct?

576
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 2: Correct?

577
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's specific to what you usually do.

578
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 5: Right, So if you're in the distance group, you practice

579
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 5: over there at sprinters are over here, mid distance are

580
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,479
Speaker 5: over there, right, But like there were people who were

581
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 5: coming from high school programs where they're like, oh, I'm

582
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 5: used to doing way more and I was like, that's

583
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 5: crazy because this is working my ass to the bone

584
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 5: right right. But yes, sprinters didn't do as much as

585
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 5: like the distance dogs, which is just a whole other situation,

586
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 5: thank god.

587
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 4: So what ended up being your specialty? Were you a

588
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 4: distance guy or were you a sprinter? I guess I sprinter,

589
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 4: sprinter power power, so dope, quick twitch muscles. Yeah, you know,

590
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 4: that's is it? Sprinting is always kind of cooler than

591
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 4: distance in my opinion, those are like the rocks dogs.

592
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's more palatable for people to sit and watch?

593
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 2: Right? Like, yes, super boring the Olympics when it's what

594
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 2: it is. What's the long distance race? I don't. I

595
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 2: have no clue. Who cares when you're watching the longest swimming? Yeah?

596
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 2: For swimming. The fear is it ever gonna end? It

597
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: goes you like go, you make a sandwich, you come back,

598
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 2: you eat the sandwich.

599
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 5: This is why Katie Ladecki, Katie Laducky is basically like

600
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 5: Michael Phelps, just right below him, only because of what

601
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 5: he did in Beijing with like the eight metals and

602
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 5: all that but she's unreal.

603
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: But she's a distant swimmer, so it's just not as.

604
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 2: Like, not as exciting. You don't want to watch it.

605
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 5: Yeah you don't care. But literally, like she swam for

606
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 5: like ten years and no one beat her ever.

607
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 3: And I'm just crazy.

608
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 5: That's how possible in a distance, in a distance which

609
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 5: is arguably harder.

610
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 3: Well, but let me just tell your luggage this.

611
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 2: Way, who cares?

612
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 5: She definitely had a speedo back, but no, the sprinting

613
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 5: like Michael Johnson the gold shoes, like right, the Showman show.

614
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 2: Now, Now, do long distance swimmers ship their pants the

615
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: way long distance runners shit their pants? No? Wait, yeah,

616
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: has anybody ever shipped the pool?

617
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 3: Do they ship the guys?

618
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 5: I'm glad you at Well, yeah, people ship the pool people,

619
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 5: I told you people, but not in a race.

620
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 2: Not in a race, no, just for fun? I had

621
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: Have I seen this or was this just a story?

622
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 5: Someone told me where they were on a relay and

623
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 5: one of their teammates was like, I gotta go to

624
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 5: the bathroom.

625
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: I go to the bathroom.

626
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 5: Coach was like the really, we're starting now, and he's like,

627
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 5: I gotta go to the bathroom. They're swimming this person's

628
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 5: like not the first swim, or maybe it was the

629
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 5: first or second, but he like literally bends over to

630
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 5: like get ready to go off the blocks, ships his

631
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 5: pants like down his leg onto the block, jumps in

632
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 5: and like goes and then the other way, Like the

633
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 5: other two swimmers are like, do you have to go?

634
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 5: So I think they're yeah, this is no longer my story.

635
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 5: It's for sure somebody else. And they were like, we

636
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 5: splashed the block to clear that off, but then just

637
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 5: dove in and finish the relay, swam through the diary.

638
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: But dude, but dude, see this is what it wouldn't

639
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: bother I mean, it would be gross, but it wouldn't

640
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: bother me that much.

641
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a it's a giant pool. It's a giant

642
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 5: it's twelve ounces of diarrhea.

643
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: But you know that it is just like ten minutes

644
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: it was a little ship. And then you dive right

645
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 2: through it and you're already through it and you're covered.

646
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,479
Speaker 2: We've all seen someone hose for you're covered in in

647
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 2: uh in chlorine. Yeah, so it's all good, baby baby, You.

648
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 5: Would think so, but then you hear stories about how

649
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,239
Speaker 5: just like one baby takes a ship at like a

650
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 5: huge beach and then everyone gets e COLI. Yes, exactly,

651
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 5: but anyway, but they had to swim through it and

652
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 5: swam through it, and it was like their story legend.

653
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 5: There's no the marathons. Marathon as shit their pants for

654
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,239
Speaker 5: a few reasons. It's that long, right, You're out there

655
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 5: for a long time, and you're taking all this like

656
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 5: like gels and stuff that fuck with your stomach in

657
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 5: a major way and can give you dive.

658
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: Why are you taking gels just like energy pouches and.

659
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 5: Shit, exactly exactly because you're you're burning all that energy.

660
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 5: You've got to be playing and sometimes you can fuck

661
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 5: with your tummy.

662
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 2: They call it tummy troubles.

663
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah, I mean, okay, well that makes sense.

664
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 2: I know.

665
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 4: The Winter Olympics were quite some time ago. But did

666
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 4: you see the speed skater person?

667
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: Is it over? Yeah? It's been over for a real

668
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 2: just right now?

669
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 4: Really really did you see the speed skater that got

670
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 4: the fucking skate like to the eyeball, like almost got

671
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 4: their eyeballs.

672
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 2: I've heard about that.

673
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 3: It was very scary. It was very scary.

674
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: I I didn't watch hardly any of the I just

675
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: find it the Olympics. The Winter Olympics much more boring

676
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: than the Summer Olympics.

677
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: I do too, and people got on my ass when

678
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 3: I said that. People I like to get involved.

679
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 2: I know you do, durs.

680
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: I think Summer Olympics is by far better.

681
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 2: It's by far better. I don't compare the two.

682
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 5: I just don't compare the two, Okay, I like that,

683
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 5: like that, I I I look into the Winter Olympics

684
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 5: for what it like. I don't really care about figure skating,

685
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 5: but I'll turn it on and I'll go, goddamn, that

686
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 5: dude just fucking jumped and spun a lot of times

687
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 5: and then landed it or didn't or whatever.

688
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: And his costumes are so freaking cute.

689
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 3: Dude, the costumes.

690
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: Aren't for me, or like that one, the one he

691
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 2: wore like that.

692
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 4: The cone was his name was the quad God, the

693
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 4: quad God. And it wasn't about his his quad muscles.

694
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 4: It was about how much he spun in the air,

695
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 4: which I had to find out later.

696
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: I think, which you couldn't believe. You're like, how is

697
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: it not about his mouse? You watched watched all of

698
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: the figure skating of the male figure skating.

699
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 4: Dude watched this guy was set up to win man

700
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 4: he had in the bag and he completely biffed it.

701
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah, coast, it does.

702
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 2: It's a big stage. It s what's homegirl name? Who

703
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: came back to skiing?

704
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 3: Uh oh when she.

705
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 4: Like tore her ship off and then she just was like,

706
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just ski anyway.

707
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: I mean, now, I'm fucking this is just.

708
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 3: But everyone at home, you're screaming at your telet, your Netflix.

709
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: And no and by the way, no one knows. No

710
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 2: one watched the Winter Olympics. No one really cared. Kind

711
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: of who gives a ship when when like baseball finally

712
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: kicking back up, the basketball playoffs are coming, that's what

713
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: Americans care about.

714
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 5: Again, I'm not comparing it to those things. I'm I'm

715
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 5: watching it.

716
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: For what it is. The I like the stories.

717
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 5: Also, there's a certain level of like, not obviously somebody

718
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 5: you say, panash, Yeah, yeah, well there's definitely that, thank you.

719
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 3: There's a certain level of like most.

720
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 5: Of these people, not all, but most these people are

721
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 5: doing this for absolutely zero dollars.

722
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: Yes, they're doing skeletons, Like how much time they dedicate

723
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: for this and they get paid nothing? Yeah, when it's

724
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 2: their whole lives. But also, I know, and we've talked

725
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 2: about this before, would it be possible if we started

726
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 2: twenty years ago for any of us to be an

727
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 2: Olympian if you picked a sport that was so specific?

728
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, but this is my point.

729
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 2: Could we become an Olympian?

730
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 5: But this is my point. My point is this, maybe

731
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 5: we could. Yeah, but would you They did it? They

732
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 5: did it, They did it. That's my point is that,

733
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 5: like we would start on a lark, but like they're

734
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 5: actually grinding and still doing it. Where is it a

735
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 5: certain point you'd be like, is this really worth it

736
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 5: to like be here every night fucking curling just to

737
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 5: prove that I could do it?

738
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: Yes? So Blake has been curling a lot lately.

739
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, I have interesting I'm starting to like it

740
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 5: for no pacific reason.

741
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 2: I went to Winnipeg to just curl. Yeah? Did you

742
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: just went to win a big spend a couple of

743
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 2: months up there just to curl any of it? Weirdly,

744
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 2: so when you did that, did you think like, oh,

745
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: I could get so good that I could be an Olympian?

746
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 2: Or were you like, I'm actually pretty bad at this.

747
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 4: It's definitely curling is deceivingly hard. I feel like if

748
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 4: I dedicated every waking hour, I think I could probably

749
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:29,479
Speaker 4: get pretty good.

750
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 2: But dude, no.

751
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 5: But that's the thing is like, that's the difference is

752
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 5: it's like, are you going to do that? And there's

753
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 5: and there's almost no like pot of gold at the

754
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 5: end of the rainbow, other than the satisfaction of being

755
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 5: the person who's like, I did it and now I'm

756
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 5: going to go back to my job as an accountant

757
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 5: in the basement of a skyscraper.

758
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

759
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 2: And then you go, well, he's an Olympian and people

760
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: are like, oh shit, he's Olympian. What were you olympian of?

761
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 2: And then they say like, not that, curling's shittier. But

762
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 2: I think like that that's one of the ones where

763
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: people are like, oh, oh ship that with the right

764
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 2: with the rocks, the rocks and the ice, almost all

765
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 2: of them, almost all of them.

766
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 5: Like if you're like short short track speed skating, which

767
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 5: I think is fucking sick, I fucking love that.

768
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 2: Okay, people are.

769
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 5: Still like, oh, all right, like we can name maybe

770
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 5: Adam can't, but like we know one short track speed

771
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 5: skater from our lifetime.

772
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 2: Uh. Bonnie Bonnie Blade. No, No, Bonnie Blair was long.

773
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,479
Speaker 2: She was long tracked. Bonnie Blade. That's a porn start, dude,

774
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 2: Bonnie Blade, Bonnie Blue. She just fucked like a thousand dudes.

775
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 4: What about the homie Apollo, That's what I'm talking about.

776
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: I pull this.

777
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: I found that sounds like a fast name. Yeah, he's

778
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 4: the g He was the fucking man. He's just the man.

779
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 2: And he looks so good in the spandex.

780
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's the guy.

781
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 2: When you want to name it, I mean, you know

782
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 2: their parents were, They're like, we're naming our kid a

783
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 2: name for speed, Apollo. That sounds fast. We're going to

784
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 2: put the skis on him by age two, skates and

785
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: fucking shove him out there. We're putting the skis on

786
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 2: him by two.

787
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 3: He's not gonna take the skis. We're gonna switch the skates.

788
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: He's gonna become a skater science. See this is how

789
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 2: much I don't care. You know what's funny.

790
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 5: I think they put him on skates and they were like, Apollo,

791
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 5: oh no, over he went over the edge and they

792
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 5: were like, wait a second, what's his name?

793
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 3: And they go Apollo the Apollo, oh no.

794
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 2: When they go. Yeah, you know what I would like

795
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 2: to do. What I think we should do. Guys, why

796
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 2: aren't we renting a house up in Mammoth get a

797
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 2: sick chalet? Okay, you guys can go skiing. I'll stay

798
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 2: back with the girls and the kids. Drink whiskey by

799
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 2: the fire. Wait for wait for you guys to come back,

800
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: and then we can have a fun night. Wait. Wait,

801
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 2: you're getting hammered with our kids and wives, he said.

802
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 3: He's a girls. Are you talking about the women were

803
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 3: married to?

804
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, the women you're married to and my wife's or

805
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 2: the women well I have daughters or we Yeah, yeah,

806
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 2: I mean they could do too, or they could just

807
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 2: take they're not old enough to drink.

808
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 4: Adam, what do you know I'm saying, dude, I left

809
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 4: you babysit and now they're all hammered.

810
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: First of all, First of all, your partner's there, so

811
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 2: she's going to be watching after her own kids, Thank

812
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: you very much. I will be in charge of my

813
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 2: son as well. Watched. There's no way, Adam, we watch

814
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: our children.

815
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 3: Get that out here, literally, no way.

816
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Well fine then I'm in charge, but let it

817
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 2: be known I'm drinking whiskey. Buy a fire, and I'm

818
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 2: not getting black. I'm not getting by fire. There's fire, now,

819
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 2: there has to be fire. We're at a so a fire.

820
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 4: The adults are skiing while you're getting hammered next to

821
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 4: a bonfire with the children.

822
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: That's right, all right, man. And if your kids, by

823
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: the way, if your kids don't know that fire is

824
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 2: hot at this age, they deserve to be burnt, des

825
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: there to be burned because you know what, you know

826
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 2: what trial by my son does. We have a fire

827
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: pit in our backyard. You know what he does when

828
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: it's on. Let me He walks up to it and goes,

829
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 2: oh hot, hot, hot, and doesn't touch it because he

830
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 2: knows that it's hot.

831
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 5: It sounds like a genius. Yeah, okay, you know we

832
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 5: just we can do this, Adam.

833
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 2: We don't have to. I have a house. We can

834
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 2: do this. But it's so it's too far, dude, it's

835
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 2: way up in It's it's like four states away. It's

836
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: so far away.

837
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 5: It's literally an hour and ten minute flight from Burbank.

838
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: It's so good. Not we could do that. Yeah, we

839
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: could do that. We'll mark our calendars, we'll make it happen.

840
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 3: All right, you can ski. The skiing is just a

841
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 3: half hour away.

842
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 2: See. But I was told by by Isaac that it's

843
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 2: because I've had this idea before that we should all

844
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: go up there. Is it large enough to house all

845
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 2: of us? Yeah? Okay, okay, okay, let's getting radical. Now.

846
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 2: Is there a place to have a fire. There's a fireplace.

847
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 2: I love that. Okay, then then I think it's fucking olm.

848
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 2: Maybe okay, that would be really nice. Let's do it now.

849
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: Is it one hundred degrees up there? Because down here

850
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 2: in southern California it's been eighty five degrees every damn day.

851
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 2: It's been ninety something up in La I live at

852
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 2: the beach. It's eighty five degrees here. It's ruthless.

853
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 3: It it twas a hot Saint Patty's Day.

854
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 4: I can't recall one that hot. I was cooking a

855
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 4: corned beef in the house. I'm like, I don't even

856
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,959
Speaker 4: this seems a little too hot.

857
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 2: Let's talk Saint Patty's Day? Please? How crunk did you

858
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,839
Speaker 2: get on Saint What? I always think of Blake when

859
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 2: I think of Saint Patty's Day. That was his favorite holiday.

860
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 2: Raised by an irishman raised by an irishman drinking beer

861
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: from the time. Well I'm Irish too, the O'Donnell family.

862
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: But he was raised by an irishman.

863
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 4: Absolutely Chicago Irish, absolutely as good as gets sure.

864
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 2: So, uh, did you drink from the time you got

865
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 2: up to the time you went to bed?

866
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,959
Speaker 4: Or Sadly, those those days are behind me. Those days

867
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 4: are behind me.

868
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 3: We left just like eighteen eighteen days ago the crew

869
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 3: we are.

870
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 4: Days of Molly Malone's and tom Bergins are behind me.

871
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: Man, we used to put in time. Dude, dude, I

872
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 2: have a I have a four leaf clover at tom Burgins.

873
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 4: Oh so I cherish. I cherish this and what is

874
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 4: that that is?

875
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 2: If you? If you tom Bergins is a is a pub,

876
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: an Irish pub all fair Fax, just a few blocks

877
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: from where Biggie was shot and murdered. Okay, hey, that's

878
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 2: a cool fact.

879
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 4: It says he says that on the door Biggie would

880
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 4: go had just got done at the.

881
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,879
Speaker 2: Pub, and it's have you never been to tom Bergens? Dude,

882
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 2: it's sick. It's uh oh yeah, it's the best. It's

883
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 2: four leaf clovers all over the wall and if you

884
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 2: drink there enough, they give you a four leaf clover. Hey, thanks,

885
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 2: you did in one night. Hey you got it. They

886
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: didn't like they're supposed to be like a little ceremony.

887
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 2: I came in and they go, hey, look your name's

888
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: up there. And I look up where I usually sit

889
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: and it says a divine and I was like, shouldn't

890
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: it be a bigger thing? And They're like, oh, fucking

891
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: we put it up there. And I was like, oh, okay, gotcha.

892
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 2: And this is years ago. This was like in two

893
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 2: thousand and eight.

894
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 4: It was like the biggest honor of your life at

895
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 4: that time, Yeah, of my life. And they just were like,

896
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 4: oh yeah, we stuck another one up there, and we

897
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 4: stuck your name up there.

898
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, thanks, thanks for fucking sick.

899
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 2: Thanks Tom. Can we do it again? But that bar

900
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 2: was sick. We used to go very drunk there.

901
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 4: I missed there and Molly Malones, which Molly Malones I

902
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 4: guess burnt down, but they rebuilt it, which is pretty cool.

903
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 2: It's back Molly Malone's. That's where you called. That's where

904
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 2: you called out of work drunk, which I liked.

905
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 4: Yes, I was a delivery driver at BJ's and.

906
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 5: I sing a morning after no day off day of

907
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,400
Speaker 5: Ye were there and you called?

908
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. He was supposed to do an afternoon shift,

909
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: and he just goes, I'm too drunk.

910
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, no, I'm definitely sick.

911
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: I'm out of the bar.

912
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 4: Non honest, purely honest, because I well, I had told

913
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 4: myself that I was just gonna, you know, have a

914
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 4: couple in the morning with Adam, and then i'd go

915
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 4: it's a religious holiday, Yes, I gotta show up, come

916
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 4: on on the strength of the O'Donnell name.

917
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 2: That's what you told them. He told himself, I'm gonna

918
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 2: just have a few in the morning with Adam, you

919
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:35,959
Speaker 2: green one before I go do my job is strictly driving. Yes, yeah, yeah, yes, So.

920
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 4: I know I noticed that that was a bad idea,

921
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 4: and I called my boss and I told him, yo,

922
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 4: I was partaking in Saint Patrick's Day and I probably

923
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 4: shouldn't drive today. And they're like, okay, you're you're off today,

924
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 4: but next time comes for the.

925
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: Rest, you're fired. You're off today tomorrow. Did you get fired?

926
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: Did you get I did get written up, though, I

927
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 4: was written up, which is crazy.

928
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 2: As an adult, you're like, that's a demerit. But that

929
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 2: means nothing, right, Like.

930
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 4: It doesn't doesn't stay on my record, It doesn't follow

931
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 4: me to my next job.

932
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 5: Like, come on, it does follow you because when they

933
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 5: call for a reference, they're like, who does that?

934
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 2: He's an uh oh.

935
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 4: So you're saying BJ's it was like, yo, we're about

936
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 4: to give this guy a show.

937
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 5: No, But if you were a driver at somewhere else,

938
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 5: they'd call and be like, hey, how was he? I

939
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 5: was a nice guy, but he definitely called in once

940
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 5: and was drunk before.

941
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: So if you tried to get a like a real

942
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 2: driving job, like if you like you wanted to drive

943
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 2: for US or something or FedEx or you or you're

944
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 2: like mailman or drive a fucking big rig baby.

945
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's a real driving job.

946
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 2: That's a real driving I think they're all real. Yeah,

947
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 2: what the hell they're all real. Well, that's more of

948
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 2: a career. I would say, delivering pizza. That's less of

949
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 2: a career. That's something that you're you're doing in between

950
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 2: figuring your life. And to me, it's a real driving job. Okay,

951
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: I'm drawn. But the ups that's like people can make

952
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 2: a living and they could raise their family off of that.

953
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 2: Just real, just as real. It's more real, honors, that's

954
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: more real. I'm sorry, Yeah, I have to stay. I

955
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: have to I'm standing on business. Okay, you're saying.

956
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 4: The pay is better. Does that qualify what a real

957
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 4: job is and a fake job is?

958
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 2: Is the pay? And are these real people? It's not

959
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 2: a fake job. I'm just saying that's what you're doing

960
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 2: with your life.

961
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 3: So if it's not a career, are you a real person?

962
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 2: Or should? Do you have real dreams? I hate you, guys, dude,

963
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: I hate you guys. Are do you have real dreams?

964
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 2: Or are you just real? Sad?

965
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 4: For some people, it is a it is like a

966
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 4: like what what are we calling that?

967
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: A gig? A gig gig or like job that you're

968
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 2: doing and that you don't care if you get a

969
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 2: temporary job and then I would say a UPS job

970
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 2: or something like that where you can have a salary

971
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 2: that you then could raise a family on or you know,

972
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 2: put a down payment on a house or or whatever.

973
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: Because I remember when my buddy I think all all

974
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 2: drivers matter, when he got a job working for UPS.

975
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:25,439
Speaker 2: It was a big deal.

976
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 3: You know, my uncle was a.

977
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 4: UPS driver for a very long time. I was hyped

978
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 4: on that real job. Absolutely, But I also.

979
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 5: As when you were delivering, I think that.

980
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 4: That wasn't my end goal. I get what you're saying there,

981
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 4: Like I wasn't like setting out to be I.

982
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 2: Don't think most people that's their end goal. That's maybe

983
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: for some people they just ended up doing it forever

984
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 2: and then they're like, okay, but you know what, I

985
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 2: was happy. I was happy.

986
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 4: I might have been that were you real happy, I

987
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 4: might have been happy being a pizza delivery driver.

988
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: It was a very it was a very wonderful job

989
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 3: for me.

990
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 2: It's being a father, but that's very cool for you. Yeah,

991
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 2: yeah me.

992
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 5: You say fatherhood, I say pizza delivery. I'm bringing a

993
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 5: new pizza into the world every day.

994
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 2: No, let's let's get you deliver babies. I deliver pizza.

995
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 2: I'm a pizza daddy. Do you honestly think that that

996
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 2: was your happiest in your life? Adam?

997
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 5: And Adam prefaced this with let's get let's get real,

998
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 5: as us drivers go.

999
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 4: Well, okay, here's the thing. During that time of my life,

1000
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 4: I had much less responsibility. So maybe that's what I'm

1001
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 4: looking fondly back on. But with that said, now as

1002
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 4: I place myself back behind the wheel as.

1003
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: A BJ's delivery driver.

1004
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 4: There were many times when I was absolutely furious with

1005
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 4: where I was in life.

1006
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 2: I was, yes, I remember you being a very angry

1007
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 2: person back then. Yeah, it was.

1008
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 4: It was frustrating because but I did have a bigger

1009
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 4: dream that I want to accomplish. And also just being

1010
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 4: in traffic and having a ticking time clock, it was.

1011
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 2: It was very tu you know what time clock, ticking

1012
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 2: time click. I would say, my master, my guy, happiest

1013
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: time in my life besides like having kids, which is

1014
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: in fatherhood and that is the greatest. But you after

1015
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 2: season one of Workaholics, when we accomplished season one, and

1016
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: before and even before it was out that summer, that

1017
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 2: summer where we were like picked up to write season two,

1018
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 2: but we had like six weeks and all we did

1019
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 2: was party and have a great time and know that

1020
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 2: we're coming back and going to write the show. And

1021
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 2: then the show started to come out. As as that

1022
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 2: summer was happening, I was like, this is the greatest

1023
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 2: time of my life. That's what I look back at

1024
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 2: and go, oh, it didn't get better than that. When

1025
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: we partied, when we wrapped season one, and we partied

1026
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 2: for legitimately two to three weeks straight. We're like every

1027
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,919
Speaker 2: day just in groups of people were coming in from

1028
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 2: out of town to them.

1029
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 3: We just had a case of kissing the ring, kissing

1030
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 3: the ring.

1031
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 2: What'd you say? It was kissing? Say that I was

1032
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 2: kissing the ring.

1033
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 4: We had a case of champagne, and it was just

1034
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 4: like it was just anytime one ran out, we pop

1035
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,439
Speaker 4: another one. We cut it off with the katana into

1036
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 4: the pool and it was just it was very fish.

1037
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: There was a lot of glass in that pool. Interesting.

1038
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 2: That was the greatest What is the greatest time, dude,

1039
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: M January sixth, after fatherhood, marriage, after that, obviously obviously

1040
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: obviously obviously January sixth was a fun run.

1041
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was because it was just it was just freedom.

1042
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 2: It was real freedom, finally taking the taking the house back,

1043
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: taking the people's house back.

1044
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 5: Honestly, I just felt American for the first time, which

1045
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 5: is which sounds weird because I've been American since I

1046
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 5: was born.

1047
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: But I felt reborn that day after and every day since.

1048
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 5: I don't know, happiest time I you know what, I

1049
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 5: here's one thing that I will say, and this kind

1050
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 5: of This kind of goat goes back to almost exactly

1051
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 5: Blakeland here, which is when when the song listen to

1052
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 5: the music comes on. You know that song. I think

1053
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 5: it's the Doobie brother Brothers. No, it's like, oh, Doobie Brothers.

1054
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: I was. I was an assistant on Bones. I was.

1055
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 3: I was David Borrianas not real. I was fucking David.

1056
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 2: Not a real job.

1057
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 5: Sure, I was not a real job. Of course, I

1058
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 5: was barely a real human. But I had I was

1059
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 5: working on the Fox lot. I'm in the business. I

1060
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 5: have a mini van, so I'm like driving to go

1061
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 5: get lunch. That's part of my job. I'm driving to

1062
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 5: go get lunch. That song comes on. I'm cruising down

1063
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 5: havinge of the Stars in Century City. I blast that

1064
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 5: song and I'm like, you made it, Yep, you made it.

1065
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 5: You're getting paid to drive around La get people lunch,

1066
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 5: go back in break stories type shit down. Listen to

1067
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 5: these people who like are doing what you want to do.

1068
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,280
Speaker 2: You've made it. You're there. I remember telling my sister

1069
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 2: that when she would get so mad that I'd be like, hey,

1070
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 2: can you go get his coffee bean? And She's like,

1071
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 2: Because my sister was a pa on orcolics, a production assistant,

1072
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 2: and uh, you say, she did great? Yeah, okay, great,

1073
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: yeah she did she did do great. But she would

1074
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: like to me. She was like, can you just get

1075
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 2: coffee bean? There's a coffee Bean right down the street,

1076
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 2: or okay, there's a Starbucks right down the street. Coffee

1077
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 2: bean is like two miles away. And I'm like, Brittany,

1078
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: your whole job is just to go get the coffee bean.

1079
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,919
Speaker 2: Put on music, take your time, go to the coffee bean.

1080
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 2: And She's like, this chid fucking sucks. And I'm like,

1081
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 2: put on the Doobie Brother their song, and just cruise, dude, dude.

1082
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 5: So every time it comes on, I'm instantly transported back

1083
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 5: to that exact moment where I was just like, this

1084
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 5: is it. I'm wearing sunglasses that have like a wooden frame.

1085
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: I remember you wearing those sunglasses.

1086
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 5: And and a polo that had like, oh you were

1087
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 5: wearing those two little x'es right here, and I'm gonna

1088
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 5: and I'm wearing rainbow flip flops and I'm cruising.

1089
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: I remember somehow Durs got us on the Fox lot.

1090
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 2: This job I know, and remember we were just like

1091
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 2: on the Fox lot and just being there. We're like,

1092
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 2: this is the fucking coolest. Crazy. When I shot A

1093
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 2: Modern Family, we shot it on the Fox lot, and

1094
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 2: at lunchtime, I would just like walk around because it's

1095
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,879
Speaker 2: the fucking coolest being on those old movie studio lots.

1096
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 5: I thought you were gonna's say. You kept telling people

1097
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:52,760
Speaker 5: you'd been there before.

1098
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 2: I've actually been here before. It sucks that they're all closing.

1099
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,959
Speaker 2: It really is really cool. I was actually here one time.

1100
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: I've been here once. My buddy U was an assistant

1101
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 2: production assistant on Bones, So David Brians heard of him.

1102
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 2: He was FU heard of him. Oh my god. But yeah,

1103
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: I mean larch head. So whatever.

1104
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 5: As far as like happy at times looking back adulthood,

1105
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 5: like to kind of just steal from Blazer, I do

1106
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 5: remember being like this is it. You're you are living

1107
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 5: and getting paid to just be in the business now.

1108
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 5: And also I'll say, like the late night punch ups

1109
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 5: we would do on Workaholics, where like there was nothing

1110
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 5: else happening in the universe where I'd rather be Yes,

1111
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 5: I'd rather just be right here, you guys.

1112
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: Especially those first couple of seasons, those first like two

1113
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 2: seasons when when we were still in Burbank, and and

1114
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 2: we were riding downstairs, and upstairs was the office set.

1115
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 2: We would go up there at night and and just

1116
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 2: like you're kicking it on the set and smoke weed stuff.

1117
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 2: Oh uh, the fucking And also like when our kids

1118
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 2: are born in that house, and also that but really

1119
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: for sure both of my kids of them. Yeah, but

1120
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 2: really that summer.

1121
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 4: Help me. Hey, guys, This segment of take Back's Apologies

1122
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,200
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1123
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Speaker 4: and guys, I'm sorry I was so cranky this episode.

1124
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 4: I had a big meal before and it really dragged

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Speaker 4: me down.

1126
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 5: Oh no, does your stomach hurt so you're gonna act

1127
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 5: like a baby, of course he is.

1128
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 2: Okay, we apologize for making fun of you about that.

1129
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, don't kick a man while he's down.

1130
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Speaker 2: Blazer. Yeah, he's right, Blake. You gotta take your epics

1134
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,479
Speaker 2: snacks seriously so you can keep up with the show.

1135
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are right. Simple Mills is the ultimate

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Speaker 2: At your grocery store.

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Speaker 3: Is it already that it is? Take backs? No, I

1139
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 3: think all jobs are real. What else, dude, it's a

1140
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 3: real job.

1141
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not a real job. I'm not

1142
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 2: saying it's not a real job. I'm just saying it's

1143
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 2: not a it's not a Most people wouldn't consider that

1144
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 2: a career, Adam.

1145
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 3: And we know you're not most people, bro, we know

1146
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 3: you're cut from a different.

1147
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 5: Typ just saying I'm just saying it, of course, of course,

1148
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 5: of course, of course, But shout out to all all drivers,

1149
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 5: all drivers matter, all drives matter.

1150
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 2: You were one of those, like all lives matter, guys,

1151
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 2: that's why you keep saying that. M Okay, I got

1152
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 2: I painted a blue line across my but there's doesn't

1153
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 2: even see color.

1154
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:54,280
Speaker 4: You don't matter if you're purple or polka dot, yellow.

1155
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 2: White, black, white, polka dot. Netflix.

1156
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 3: They're digging the crates for the OG reference for that.

1157
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 5: But shout out to all old white guys who say that,

1158
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 5: who still say I never see colored, black, white, purple.

1159
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 2: Hey man, I feel like my dad would say that

1160
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 2: he's like poka dot ping. I don't care, and he

1161
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 2: really doesn't, but he still says that, and I'm like, yeah,

1162
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 2: no one's poka dot.

1163
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:23,320
Speaker 5: But they never say brown, right, They're like black, white,

1164
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 5: polka dot brown.

1165
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:31,919
Speaker 2: Did I say brown peach? Maybe straight plaid peach? Huh? Hey,

1166
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 2: well slightly tanned. Uh.

1167
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 4: I'll give a special elevated shout out to Dennis for

1168
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:37,959
Speaker 4: getting a lung.

1169
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 2: Dude.

1170
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 3: That's fucking cool.

1171
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:42,240
Speaker 2: Dude, elevated's that's that's a new thing. Dude.

1172
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 3: Hell yes, brother, Yeah, this tube fucking sucked.

1173
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 5: Shout out to whoever gave him the lung, obviously this person.

1174
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 2: As do we know? We don't know, and we're gonna

1175
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 2: write a letter. My mom was like, I'm ready to

1176
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 2: write it right now, and I'm like, let's let's wait

1177
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,239
Speaker 2: a month. Let's let everything settle. I don't know if

1178
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: they want to get this letter as they're like planning

1179
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 2: their funeral or whatever, so let's give it a month

1180
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 2: or so and then we can write a letter saying

1181
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 2: how much it's helping dad.

1182
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 5: Right, even though he was a murderer who was put

1183
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 5: to death. Yeah from Techa in Texas. I mean who knows.

1184
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 5: We don't know what it was.

1185
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 2: But deep sea diver hopefully they use Cedar Syani Hospital.

1186
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 2: They do fucking magic there, dude. It's crazy being in

1187
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 2: the ICU with lung and heart transplants and just like

1188
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 2: seeing like shit's going down like this. This guy to

1189
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 2: two rooms down from my dad. He died and then

1190
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 2: they brought him back to life and now he's just

1191
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 2: I mean, he's not doing fine, he's not doing great,

1192
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 2: but like they were able to like resuscitate him, which

1193
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 2: is fucking pretty unreal. So shout out to Cedar Cyani Hospital.

1194
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:57,840
Speaker 2: That's a real job right there. Yeah, God, damn no,

1195
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 2: that's a real job. I'll say that.

1196
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 4: Now.

1197
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 2: If you're delivering food.

1198
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 4: Guy delivering baby the lung on ice, that's a real

1199
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 4: that's a real I'm sure you have benefits.

1200
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 2: It's a real job. But I but I those people

1201
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 2: are are in agreement that even the people that are

1202
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 2: doing the gigs, the gig work, they'd prefer to have

1203
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 2: a steady job with maybe benefits, I'm sure they would.

1204
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,880
Speaker 5: Or maybe they like living by the seat of the

1205
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 5: pantsy like the freedom they got auditions they want to go.

1206
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 2: To and maybe maybe they like listening to the.

1207
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 5: Doobie Brothers smoking Doobies ups saying letting you blast Adobie Brothers, the.

1208
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 4: Hey, I want a job, I can call in drug too.

1209
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 4: They got Big Brother watching now that ship.

1210
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 2: Do they have cameras watching you?

1211
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 4: And then?

1212
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:45,800
Speaker 2: I bet they do.

1213
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,840
Speaker 5: I think Amazon is like, you're off route, get the

1214
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 5: fun back on route.

1215
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 2: They're like, I just wanted to get a die code.

1216
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 2: Why I'm wearing these is to keep you guys. Oh,

1217
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:57,560
Speaker 2: I bet that's exactly. I bet they are tracking your

1218
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 2: every move, dude, I would hope.

1219
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 3: So, I hope they track everybody's everywhere or other.

1220
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 2: They're not. They're not tracking the garbage men. I'll say

1221
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 2: that these garbage men look like, Okay, here's a shout out,

1222
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 2: like they're still having a good time.

1223
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,479
Speaker 4: I'm big in the surveillance state. I want everybody watched

1224
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 4: at all times.

1225
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 2: Oh okay, not me at all. Okay, I think that's

1226
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 2: fucking terrifying. Hey, let's pick that up next week because.

1227
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 4: Important, big shout out dynasty.

1228
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 2: Important. I hope his voice doesn't change. Is he like, hey, guys,

1229
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 2: it sounds just like that, Okay, perfect that it's important.

1230
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 2: Perfect