1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is talking 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: in his sleep. We'll get into that in just a 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: few because right now Nephew is waiting in the wings 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call what you got for us? Now? Curely, 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: This right here is called the blind barber's cutting hair. Hey, 7 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:27,159 Speaker 1: don't knock it till you try. Okay, you don't know 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 1: what blind people can do. Blind people can cut half 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: Blind people do a lot you don't know. Okay, they 10 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: can do they can do ladies hair, they can do 11 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: me in hair. They can do a lot of things. 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:42,559 Speaker 1: Blind people they got jobs too, Right, I'm standing up 13 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: for the blind community. Damn, here we go the blind ball. 14 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: You the person i'm pranking is not blind. I'm the 15 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: blind person. So that week I'm I'm the blind guy. Okay, 16 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:04,680 Speaker 1: I'm the blind bob. Come on, ca, Yeah, I'm trying 17 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 1: to reach you. Uh that run the buck Yeah you 18 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 1: now you run the barbershop down there, aren't you. Okay? 19 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to see if if y'all got any 20 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: uh boot rounts down there, I can come in there 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: and cut them. How I've been cutting how a long time. 22 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 1: I want to see if y'all got some room down there. 23 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 1: They tell me you might you might have had something 24 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: come available. I got two booths open right now. You 25 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: need a boot. Yeah, I'm trying to get in there 26 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: and get the cutting. Now. You know how much you 27 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: charge for for boothfronts on a weekly basis, two hundred 28 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: dollars a week, two hundred dollars, eight hundred dollars a month. 29 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: That they're good your two hundred? Now, when can I 30 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 1: get down there so you can meet me? You know, 31 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: when you can show me around the shop so I 32 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: know what I'm moving from eight to seven? That's that's 33 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: two to two sadest alright, because I want to see 34 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: if I can maybe meet you there so I can 35 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: get down there and you feel my way around. Come on, then, 36 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: what I want to ask you do you mind doing 37 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: for me? Do you think you could possibly put up 38 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,960 Speaker 1: some ramps where you got steps at and uh and 39 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: your phone? Could you take your mind if you take 40 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: the phone and put it in breil for me? Wait? Wait, wait, man, 41 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,360 Speaker 1: what the hell I need to put my taking ramps 42 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,959 Speaker 1: side and putting phones in and brill for what was 43 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 1: going on with you? Well, I'm I'm blind. You know 44 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let that stop me. You know I'm 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: still gonna no, no, no, no, hell no, man, you 46 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: wait minute. You what I'm blind? But see, but I've 47 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,519 Speaker 1: been cutting my hair for over ten years and folks 48 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: say my hair could always look good. So I didn't 49 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: figuring I'm gonna start cutting half not oh well yeah, 50 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: what you might cut a hand and it might be 51 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: some good that you do, but just ain't cutting nor 52 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: had my shop not being glad? That ain't man, No 53 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: what thein't got no problem with that? But what you 54 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: you just can't do it that? Well wait, wait, nothing 55 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 1: to see. This is what they call excrimination. You can't 56 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: do that. You can't scriminate from people you're calling they 57 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: got some type of handicap blows to them. You listen, 58 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: let me call you something. Man. I'm not trying to 59 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: be trying to put you out of being at that 60 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: doing what you need to do. But you just can't 61 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: do that my shot. Man. I care to call it discrimination, discrimination, 62 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: scrimination of what not not not job. You just can't 63 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: do it. But listen, not I know how to cut, 64 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: how I know how to give folks aligning and stuff like. Now. 65 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: I ain't trying to use no razor or nothing like that, 66 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: but I don't know. Man, Come on, dude, listen. Can 67 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: you fryingself get into trying to cut out? But this 68 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: is what I like though, This is what I feel like, 69 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: This is my calling. You just can't do it in 70 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: my shot. I'm sorry, No good to see now, that's 71 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: what I don't I don't care to hear something like 72 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: this here. I've been I got the qualifications and I'm 73 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: able to do it, and I want to be here 74 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: to come now now. And I told you when I 75 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: felt what I tell you, I said I wanted to 76 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: feel my way around. Didn't I say that I don't 77 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: need to feel your way down. I need you to 78 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 1: be able to see what you're doing. I mean, I 79 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: don't care about you be ain't able to cut no 80 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 1: ap being blind. You got to be able to see 81 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: to do that. This could probably do to do wonder 82 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: for your shot. People to come from miles around to 83 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:27,239 Speaker 1: see somebody like myself cutting that kind of what I said. 84 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: I heard what you said. What I don't want you 85 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: to do it make me mad about this? Now you're 86 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 1: gonna get mad about something a bit blong to me. 87 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: I'm I'm offering, and you telling me that you're blind, doc, 88 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: I can't you when you run on with that, And 89 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: now listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm 90 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: gonna tell it to you strength. I'm coming down now 91 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 1: to that barbershop. I'm gonna feeling boots out and I'm 92 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: gonna start cutting now. One thing I don't want to 93 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: do and have to get into no tussle with you now. 94 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,279 Speaker 1: I don't want that about getting nor with me. Did 95 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: you bring you up in my shot? Cow much? You're 96 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: gonna cut it and he's gonna be some play you 97 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: move around. But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming 98 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: down That is evening. Now, what do you know where 99 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: you might keep going with my shot? You're gonna you're 100 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: gonna get you what by blind man is what you're 101 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: gonna do. You ain't gonna see it coming either. You 102 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: hit it prying you As long as I got the 103 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,799 Speaker 1: money to pay my boot rent, you're gonna give a damn. 104 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: I don't want your money. You're blind, can't man, you 105 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: understand what I say to you. I'm understanding what you're saying, 106 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: and if I got to call the law about you 107 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: being discriminated law, you can call anybody you want to 108 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:45,679 Speaker 1: call that money. You're not gonna do that. You understand 109 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,360 Speaker 1: what I'm telling you. Now you bring you now that 110 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: time I couldn't. I'll be waiting on you. I'm coming 111 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: down that this evening and I'm coming and I'm coming 112 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: to up y'all because you got the name the discriminade 113 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: gets me. I don't know. I get my cost who 114 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 1: gave you? Mom? No, no, I'm not be doing fine. 115 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 1: You see they give me, they give me this number 116 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,239 Speaker 1: and said you is the one that do the hiring 117 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 1: round the barber shop. You don't call my personal number. 118 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: You called my shop. Don't call you money? What different 119 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 1: do that make if I'm some man looking for a job. See, 120 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: you don't call my personal phone. You're gonna watch your 121 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 1: tone with me. What you're gonna do? Watch them you 122 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: want you bring in my shop. I tell you one 123 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 1: thing you're gonna watch. You're gonna watch me get on 124 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 1: your just see why you're gonna get on You can't 125 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: save me. I want to hang up on you. I 126 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:52,040 Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you. 127 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,919 Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. 128 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your cousin, Mr. I got 129 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 1: to ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm talking 130 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harding Show. 131 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: I think I did pretty damn good. I really do 132 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: damn good. Yeah. I don't know, and you know, I 133 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: just I just I'm just now realizing that I have arrived, Shirley. 134 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 1: You know when people take your prank and they put 135 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: it on social media and they start they start using 136 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 1: it and and and and and lips sinking it, that's 137 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: when you know you have arrived. So I have arrived, 138 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: and I think, oh oh the TikTok and your boy 139 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: I got time to you don't understand. If I ain't prank, 140 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: then who is prank? If I ain't prank, who is prank? 141 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 1: Come on, baby? Yes, I am omar omar, Thank you baby. 142 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: Oh my shrine Auditorium that is in Charleston, South Carolina, 143 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: November the twelfth, Saturday Night. The nephew gonna grab that 144 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: microphone and acadamn food. Did you hear my voice? It's 145 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 1: getting better and better and better and better and I 146 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: can't wait to grab it. Got a whole lot to 147 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 1: talk about, So come see me and a few time 148 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: your friends. November the twelve, oh My Shrine Auditorium, Saturday night, Charleston, 149 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: South Carolina. That's the low Country. It's going down. Stupid 150 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,079 Speaker 1: is on the way, and I take pride in my stupidity. 151 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: I am the most amazing, successful stupid person. I am. 152 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm not well, I am. I am. I am the 153 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: most amazed, using, successful stupid person. Now did I say 154 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: something wrong? Don't say something wrong. That would be all right, 155 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 1: Thank you. Nephew. Coming up next Strawberry letters, subject talking 156 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: in his sleep, and we'll get into that right after this. 157 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,960 Speaker 1: You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show.