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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Please don't let it be the clock.

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Speaker 1: Why are you dropping it? Barry? To just leave it alone?

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Speaker 1: Leave it? Oh my, Meliss, are you there? Sorry, I'm here,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put you on hold real quick, okay.

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Speaker 1: I just told just one second, one second, okay, Barry,

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Speaker 1: that's not my job. I just know that it's not

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Speaker 1: Melissa Speede Aakins, I'm back with Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: Because you know, if I go back together epoxy's glue

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Speaker 1: glue will never recover the memories and nostalgia of that clock.

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Speaker 1: last Tuesday, and they're on Are you talking about your husband? John?

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Speaker 1: I think the countdown should go Christian Victoria Bennett Bennett

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Speaker 1: Marshall is on the phone today for a first date

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Speaker 1: All right, let's do this. Hello, Hi, may speak to

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Speaker 1: Clara please. This is Clara. Hello, Clara, how are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,

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Speaker 1: Let's go it on? Well, what's going on is one

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Speaker 1: and try to figure it out. Oh yeah, I mean,

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00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: that's kind of said. Yeah, it's just I mean he's

422
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 1: cut and stuff. I just, um, I don't know. I've

423
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:14,600
Speaker 1: I've been crazy, my busy, So that sounds like that's

424
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 1: not really the reason though the way you said that,

425
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: is it just because you're busy? No, No, actually I

426
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: actually kind of liked his like funny little quirkiness. It's

427
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: kind of like cool now, so, um, I mean I

428
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: thought it was cool. But honestly, it's just been the

429
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: busiest at my work. I work at a bar, and

430
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 1: like we've had some people who left and it's been

431
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 1: like double and chancious for me, and dating has been

432
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: like the bottom of my list of priorities right now.

433
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: So did you see his text messages? He said? He

434
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: texted you five times. Yeah, I haven't honestly been answering

435
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: like anybody's texted, just been like look at phone, Uh

436
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: not work, Okay, go to bed, get back, take a shower,

437
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 1: go again. Like it's just been crazy. No I feel that. Yeah,

438
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: I feel like that's fair. But also it's a little high,

439
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: little little response. Maybe I'm too busy. Yeah, I mean

440
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 1: our date was totally original, we went back stra it

441
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: was fun. I've just I've been slammed. It worked, and

442
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: I've been not able to do Nope, she's lying, guys lying?

443
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: Oh what was that? Oh that's Marshall. He's actually on

444
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you,

445
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: and I guess couldn't wait. What did you say, Marshall?

446
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: I said that she was lying? Okay about what about that?

447
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,880
Speaker 1: She had a good time, about that she works a lot,

448
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: about everything that she said? Pretty much? Okay, face right?

449
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: How do you know that Clara is lying? Marshall? That's

450
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: really weird. What why would you think that I'm lying? Like, well,

451
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: since you as I have been at the bar you

452
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: work at every single night since our date, and I

453
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: have not seen you working. Oh wait, maybe she lot

454
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: about where she worked because she knew you were going

455
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: to becoming increatment. Um, Marshall, what are you talking about.

456
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 1: I've been working, literally doubled every day, like we've been

457
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 1: short stuff. I didn't see you to be anywhere. Well,

458
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: the only work you've probably been been doing is working

459
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 1: on your story, and I don't know, working with going

460
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: out with other guys on dates and going acting and

461
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: stuff like that, because you haven't been working. Um okay,

462
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're saying that, like that's just

463
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: weird because I have been working. Oh well, that's funny

464
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: that you say that as well, because I talked to

465
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: your manager Mike, and I said, is Claria working today?

466
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 1: Or she working tomorrow? Or she working that she worked yesterday?

467
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 1: And I got a resounding note. So, Marshall, I don't

468
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: have a manager named Mike, What the hell are you

469
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: talking about? You know, Mike, the guy that wears the

470
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: tight pants and boots as the weird mustache. One ear ring, Mike,

471
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: not one ear ring? And then I asked them, it's

472
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: Claria working anytime soon? Is she working today? Is she

473
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: working tomorrow? Nothing? Mike said, No, That's what I'm talking about.

474
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,239
Speaker 1: I do not have a manager named Mike Marshall. Um,

475
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: are you sure you went to say that again? What

476
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: was it? A? Call it again? I work at a

477
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: place called oh wow? Uh? All right, Well, first off,

478
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sor right. I apologize for what I

479
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: to the wrong bar, what embarrassing? In my defense, it

480
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: is very similar in name. It's called its claim close

481
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 1: enough that manager is probably like, yeah, no, definitely, there's

482
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: no Clara on on our schedule because one doesn't work here.

483
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, okay, yeah, that that definitely explains. It looks

484
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: that he was given me no, um man, Clara, would

485
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 1: you like to call with Marshall again? On another date?

486
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I know you're busy, but whenever

487
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: you're free, would you like to call with Marshall again? Oh?

488
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm kind of impressed with the effort he went through

489
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: to try to find me. So what wasn't beyond wow? What? Really?

490
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: No way? That's yeah, why not? Marshall doesn't strike me

491
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: as like a ski He strikes me as a quirkster.

492
00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: It's quirky, quirky remember no, awesome, Yes, thank you, that

493
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: is best news. This week has been made awesome. I

494
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: can't wait. Hey, so disclaimer. Uh, you know, I just

495
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: I did all that because again, I was so into you.

496
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: I am into you, and you know, hey, I'm a

497
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: quirky guy. Just me seeing quirky. Soa hey, on second thought,

498
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: I think we should go to the bar that I

499
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: went to, right, just because they like ironic and funny

500
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: and yeah, I think it makes sense here The Jewil

501
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?

502
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: It's The Jewils Show and you texted us in four

503
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 1: one h six one you have a dirty little secret,

504
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: so we're calling you back to ask what your dirty

505
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: little secret is? High good morning? Hey, oh hey yeah,

506
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: oh wow, okay, um, I wasn't actually expecting a call back.

507
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: Well nobody ever is you should have more fight than yeah.

508
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: Do you have time to tell us your dirty little

509
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: secret right now? I do? Yes, all right, so let's

510
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: do it. Then? What's your dirty little secret? So? I'm

511
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 1: a tattoo artist. I've been tattooing for quite a few

512
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: years now, and my dirty little secret is that I

513
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: actually pretty recently gave my client the wrong tattoo. Wow wow, yeah,

514
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:45,719
Speaker 1: So what had happened was she wanted a rose behind

515
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: her ear, so I placed the sencil all that good stuff,

516
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: you know, showed it to her in the mirror. She

517
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: said it looked great. But somehow between the time that

518
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: she was like showing me her reference and the time

519
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: that I sketched it up and placed the sencil, I

520
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: just like completely zoned out and did a sunflower instead

521
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: of a rose. And I guess she didn't notice when

522
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: I showed her the sencil. Yeah, I don't know. Like

523
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: I gave her the mirror, she looked, you know, like

524
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: compared and all that good stuff. She's like, oh, yeah,

525
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: this looks great. So she looked like pretty quick when

526
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: for the placement. Um. But yeah, So then I went

527
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: through and I did the whole tattoo, and I was like,

528
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: all right, we're done. And then I like peeked over

529
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: at my tablet that I had, you know, sitting across

530
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: the room that I had originally had as her reference

531
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: for what she sent me, and I saw my tablet

532
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: that it was a rose and sun instead of a sunflower.

533
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: So then I was like, I just I kind of

534
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: tried to play it huff um because this has literally

535
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: never happened to me before. And I gave her the

536
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: mirror and I was like, all right, we're done, and she,

537
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: you know, got a good look at it, and she

538
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: freaked out a little bit and she's like, what this

539
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: This isn't a rose? And I was like, what do

540
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: you mean? I was trying so hard to like play

541
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: it off, and I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.

542
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: I somehow thought we were doing a sunflower and she

543
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: was freaking out. Yeah, dude, I was lying through my

544
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: teeth trying to save my but I'm not gonna lie, um,

545
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: because like I just started at this new tattoo establishment.

546
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: Also I'm like new to the area and I'm like

547
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: and it's like one of my first clients that I've

548
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: done in this shop. So she was freaking out. But

549
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: after a couple of minutes she was like, you know

550
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: what is kind of cute. I'm not gonna lie so

551
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: that I'm like wipe and sweat off my brow life.

552
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 1: But I did. She did. I did feel like really

553
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: bad obviously that I didn't give her what she originally wanted.

554
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: So right, yeah, yeah, exactly, it was just artistic interpretation.

555
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: She already gave you the okay when you put like

556
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: the little stencil thing down, she gave you that exactly,

557
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: so like I was like, listen, Besty, Like, it's not

558
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: my fault if you didn't like check the stencil, you

559
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: know thoroughly enough. Yeah, yeah I did. I did feel bad.

560
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: So I may or may not have offered to like

561
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: give her a couple palm sized tattoos on my dollar,

562
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: like at my house so she would like keep it

563
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: on the download. I'm not trying to get fired from

564
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: this tattoo place. And no matter what she's uses, you're

565
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: putting sunflowers. You're just giving her some more sunflower. It's

566
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: gonna be a sunflower field before absolutely, it's gonna be

567
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: a whole bouquet. Well, thank you for telling us your

568
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Thank you. Yeah, the Jewels Show on demand,

569
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: Are you guys going to talk about Tupac's still being alive?

570
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: It's a Jewels show. That's a text we just got

571
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: in at four one oh six one. He is alive,

572
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: but we don't know anything about him yet. But a

573
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: person who went missing twenty six years ago, who was

574
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: making headlines all over the place might be alive and

575
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: might be living in Costa Rica. Okay, if you haven't

576
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: seen the news, it's going viral. Carol Baskin from The

577
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: Tiger King, the Netflix series that took over the entire

578
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: universe when everybody was locked up during COVID. Yes, it

579
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: was everybody was obsessed with. Yeah, it was. It was

580
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: like the first thing everybody was obsessed with just a

581
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: few years ago. Well, everybody thinks that Carol Baskin killed

582
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: her ex husband, right, she fed into the tigers. Carol Baskin, though,

583
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: says that that dude fled the country to Costa Rica.

584
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: She's been saying it the whole time, so it's been

585
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 1: going viral. Everybody's like, oh man, he's still alive, because

586
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: there's a picture of some documents that the FBI has

587
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: that say that he's alive and well and living in

588
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: Costa Rica. Okay, they did a Tiger King too, and

589
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: Carol Baskin said, he's in Costa Rica. I didn't feed

590
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: him to the tigers. The FBI knows it, and they

591
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,479
Speaker 1: have documentation and they know where he's at. Please, FBI,

592
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: would you tell everybody where my ex husband is so

593
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,959
Speaker 1: nobody makes fun of me for feeding him to tigers anymore.

594
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: They haven't done that, and apparently the clip that's going

595
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: viral on the internet that's from a couple of years

596
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: ago of her talking about it. So there's no proof

597
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: that he's still alive in Costa Rica. But it is

598
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory that a lot of people believe. So

599
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: we're asking the question, what is a conspiracy theory that

600
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: you believe? Call us up right now? Eight three four

601
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: three one six one eight eight eight three four three

602
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: one oh six one. What is a conspiracy theory that

603
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: you actually believe. I've been waiting for us to do

604
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: this bad sir. Yeah, there's one that you believe. Yes, okay,

605
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: I believe the Titanic never sank. What is that a

606
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that? Yeah, it's out there, is at the

607
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean, like right now? Yeah, so wouldn't you.

608
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,479
Speaker 1: I don't believe that it is. What about the lady

609
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: that dropped the necklace and the ocean at the Yeah, yeah,

610
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: it's a James Camera movie called Titanic that is not

611
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: real life. I was just about to say that I

612
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: watched the reality show that they had in the theaters

613
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: called Titanic exactly. That was a movie. What there is

614
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,800
Speaker 1: a ship at the bottom of the ocean, okay, and

615
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: it is sank? Okay? And it is pretty close to

616
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 1: the Titanic, but it is not the Titanic. So the

617
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory on the Titanic is it never sank, Yes,

618
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: it flew away. No, here you go, it's actually the Olympic.

619
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: At the bottom of the ocean, there were two ships.

620
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: There was Titanic and there was the Olympic. They were

621
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: identical except for two things, the shape of the windows

622
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: at the front and the number of portholes on the side.

623
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: The ship at the bottom of the ocean has the

624
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: wrong number of holes to be the Titanic because I

625
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: heard crashed in at the side of it or window.

626
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: That's just the middle part they got messed up. We

627
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: can still count the portholes, okay. Um. The theory goes

628
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: that it's actually an insurance scam. They actually slapped the

629
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: word Titanic on the Olympic ships sent it out to

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Speaker 1: die in the ocean because the Olympic was going to

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Speaker 1: cost too much money to fix. The ships were identical

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Speaker 1: except for those two little window shape things, and so

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Speaker 1: when you look at the pictures at the bottom of

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Speaker 1: the ocean, huh, it is not the Titanic. The idea

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Speaker 1: is that the Titanic continued on as the Olympic. So

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Speaker 1: it wasn't the Titanic that sank, it was sank on purpose,

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Speaker 1: and it was the Olympic. And it's one of the

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Speaker 1: only conspiracy theories I believe. The only person who's going

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Speaker 1: to have a problem with this conspiracy theory is Celine Dion,

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Speaker 1: who made a ton of royalties from the Titanic, and

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Speaker 1: she's gonna she's asking you to politely stop one eight

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Speaker 1: three four three six one. What is a conspiracy theory

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Speaker 1: that you think is actually true, that you actually believe. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Benny. I have a long list in front of me.

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Speaker 1: Some of them I can believe. I believe all of them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: someone of the Titanic one, You're like, I'm not buying

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Speaker 1: that one. More facts, you know, I've never heard that one.

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Speaker 1: I made more facts about conspiracy there? All right, some

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Speaker 1: of the top ones you believe? Then? Minute? All right?

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Speaker 1: So Denver Airport is the Illuminati airport? Okay, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: they say that like it's built on top of like

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Speaker 1: FBI headquarters. There's something along that line. There's like tunnels

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Speaker 1: underneath the tunnels. Lucifer the Bronco that's outside of there,

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Speaker 1: it's killed two people, the creative people creator. Yes, sorry,

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Speaker 1: aviation fun fact really quick. It is the most efficient

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Speaker 1: airport that exists well year because the FBI lives underneath

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Speaker 1: with Hello, but FBI under all the airports. I'm sick

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Speaker 1: of delays. I mean, when you're doing stuff with alien

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Speaker 1: DNA under an airport, you need thing to move. Hello,

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Speaker 1: who's underneath it? The FBI or the I mean they

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Speaker 1: are the same thing, Victoria. Wait what, I'm still confused.

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Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, You're supposed to be confused. That's

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Speaker 1: how they get away with it. What they do, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. And don't google it because they'll be

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Speaker 1: tracking your search record. So a new conspiracy that I

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Speaker 1: believe based on the questions that Victoria's asking about the

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Speaker 1: Denver Airport, which everybody knows the FBI and Jay Z

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Speaker 1: and Beyonce and aliens have tea there at noon every

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Speaker 1: single day. And now I'm starting to think you work

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Speaker 1: for the FBI a government plan. Honestly, I'm not mad

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Speaker 1: about being called a spy. It's exactly something, exactly. You're

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Speaker 1: always confused too, so it makes sense. Yeah, confused, get

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Speaker 1: back under the Denver Airport where you came from? Calls

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Speaker 1: up right now eight at eight three four they one

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Speaker 1: to sixth one one is conspiracy theory? You actually believe

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Speaker 1: your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes,

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Speaker 1: or is it it is to say it's a conspiracy theory?

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Speaker 1: Who knows? But I don't know. I'm like Victoria, I'm

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Speaker 1: confused over here on The Jewel Show on Demand