1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: The Jesse Cally Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 2 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: I'm so excited to hear more about your pet peeves. 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: I love these I love the different ones too, They're awesome. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: I want to do a couple things first, apparently we 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: should go over some stories. One, what does it look 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: like when I talk about national divorce. Well, first, it 7 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: looks like people moving. That's what they're already doing. People 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: are voting with their feet. They're leaving California, they're leaving 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: New York. They're going to places that share their values. 10 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: That's one in two. As I have told you before, 11 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 1: we will see a realignment of the states going forward, 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: meaning states are going to break up. They're going to 13 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: leave one state and go to another. There are two 14 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: big states that are leading this movement Colorado an Oregon. Now, 15 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: as I grew up in the Rockies, right, so I 16 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: definitely know Colorado. I spent plenty of time in Denver. 17 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: I just I love I love the Rockies. Anyway, Colorado 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: is full of some of the most blood red patriots 19 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,679 Speaker 1: in the world. They now have virtually zero representation. All 20 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: their leaders are Commies because the urban area is filled 21 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: up with Democrats. They're not happy. They don't want to 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: live under that rule, and they're trying to break away, 23 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 1: but Organ's probably going to beat them. This is from 24 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 1: not the Bee. Eleven Oregon counties have voted to join 25 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 1: Idaho so they don't have to endure Portland's politics. There 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,120 Speaker 1: is there is something in our country that's happening or 27 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 1: that has happened. I shouldn't say it's happening. It's already happened. 28 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,039 Speaker 1: And I have for the longest time tried to figure 29 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: out I know why it happened. I've tried to figure 30 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: out what it means for us going forward. And this 31 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: is what I mean. We are fractured beyond repair as 32 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: a nation or just there's no look, you and I 33 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: we're not going to sit down and learn how to 34 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:02,040 Speaker 1: get along with somebody who want to groom a child. 35 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: That's just not We're not. No, we're enemies, and we 36 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: should be enemies. We need to go our separate ways. 37 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 1: But if you look at a map of the country, 38 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,959 Speaker 1: a congressional map is a great way to look at this. 39 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: Just look at America congressional map. Doesn't matter what year, 40 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: as long as it's fairly recent. You look at American 41 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: and it's wild that we have any Democrats in power. 42 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 1: When you look at that map, America is just this 43 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: sea of red red everywhere except for the urban areas 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: New York, La, San Diego, Chicago. We're to pick your 45 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 1: urban area. In Oregon, it's Portland, Oregans blood red, except 46 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: for Portland in Salem, Portland and Salem and the rest 47 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: of its blood red. What I've always struggled with is, Okay, 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: what do we do about that? Did you know if 49 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: you're listening to the sound of my voice in Oregon 50 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: right now, Organs not gone for you? Probably you probably 51 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: are surrounded by people who share your values as you 52 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 1: live in some rural town in Oregon. The problem is 53 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: you never get any state representation, your governor, your state legislation. 54 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: They're all lost. So how does that look for the nation? 55 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: Because people will not live under opposite values of theirs 56 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: without end, there's always an expiration today. Where does that end? 57 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: How does it end? I think this is my answer. 58 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: It ends with states breaking up. You're going to have 59 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: these tiny, little uber urban states that are just going 60 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: to be blue because other people don't want to live 61 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: You know what, Let's ask Dave David is calling from 62 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: Oregon and he's calling from Pure Talk. David, before we go, 63 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: what sound item from the soundboard have you earned by 64 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: having Pure Talk? I need you to blow something up 65 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: for me, Jesse that I can do, my friend, that 66 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: I can do. Consider it sufficiently blown. Go ahead, David, please? 67 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: Oh thank you. Hey. So you know I got two 68 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: that beings, and one of them is actually a government thing. 69 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: But first off, this might be an Oregon thing. You know, 70 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: I'm driving down the street and somebody's going ten miles 71 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: an hour under the speed limit. Well maybe they're being safe. 72 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: That's good. Come to a stop sign, they roll all 73 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: right through it. That's my pet peeve. Totally fair. I 74 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: think both of those simply go down to a person 75 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: who doesn't care about other people. Go ahead, David, go ahead, 76 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: mother pet peeve. These people don't care about either of 77 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,359 Speaker 1: the government. I am very, very sick and tired of 78 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: paying for visors advertising through the Department of Health and 79 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 1: even services I want to refund. I've brought this up 80 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: on the show before, and I should talk about it more, 81 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: But honestly, it's one of those things I don't love 82 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: talking about because again, it's one of those things that 83 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: doesn't have a solution. So it's just all bad news. 84 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: It's not just our destruction, it's how much of our 85 00:04:54,040 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 1: destruction we pay for. We pay for so much of 86 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: the destruction of our country, of our health, of our freedoms, 87 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:08,039 Speaker 1: of it's on our dime. And it's not like it's 88 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 1: not like honestly, I was joking, but not really. It's 89 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: not like switching to pure talk. We're talking about government taxes. 90 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: You don't have an option. You gotta pay them or 91 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: they throw you in jail. And they take that tax 92 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: money and they blow it on the most egregious stuff. 93 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: It's why that one point seven trillion dollars omnibus bill 94 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,479 Speaker 1: created on me so bad. It was so obviously a 95 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,360 Speaker 1: bill with not nobody taken into consideration, not you anyway. 96 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: It was just a big hand out to themselves and 97 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: all their people. And they do it right in our faces. 98 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: They do it right in our faces. That I gosh, 99 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: I can't stand it. It It freaking creates on me another 100 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: David Idaho, go yes, sir, my pat peevis people. My 101 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: motto is no people, no problems. That's the word. And oh, 102 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: no people, no problems. We live on the uninhabited side 103 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: of a large lane. Oregon would be welcome, but down 104 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: in the southern part where they can join up and 105 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: I don't have to put up with them. We live 106 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: thirty miles thirty miles of dirt road to get to 107 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: the pavement, another thirty miles of pavement to get to 108 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 1: a town, and the road the thirty miles of dirt 109 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: road is closed for six months in the winter. My 110 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: closest human contact and human being closest to me is 111 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: five miles north a couple of trappers, and I will 112 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 1: very see them. So I beat you too. That do 113 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 1: not disturb button, Jesse. I've had it for twenty five winters. 114 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: This is our twenty fifth winter here, dag Gone. You 115 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 1: did all right. You got to stay right there for 116 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 1: a second, David One. That's freaking awesome too. I personally 117 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 1: don't think I could go that remote. Well, I love remote, 118 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: I don't think I could go that remote for my 119 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 1: love of food. What do you do do you You've 120 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 1: just conditioned yourself to just everything is obviously at home, right. 121 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: You never go out to a nice dinner at Red Lobster. Well, 122 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,360 Speaker 1: we do go to town from time to time. First, 123 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: of all, I got a pretty little you call her 124 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:10,200 Speaker 1: a dime. She's a sweet, loving little blonde. Okay, yes, sir, cook, 125 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:14,000 Speaker 1: she's sweet. Is By. We eat a lot of game meat, 126 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: and you bet we stock up. I've got one, two, 127 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 1: three freezers and a hell of a pantry. That's awesome there. 128 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: You don't have any idea how many people are jealous 129 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,920 Speaker 1: right now? I don't think I worry about the food thing, Chris. 130 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: It's not just the food thing, because so like nine 131 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: of that appeals to me. You're sixty miles from town. 132 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: They shut down the road, you're alone. I could just 133 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: I'm picturing myself out there with just books. Just give 134 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: me some gym beam and some books. Hey, hey, Premier, 135 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: can we set up a studio sixty miles I've done, 136 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: but seriously, just me out there with some books, go 137 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 1: down to some studio I have, and then do my 138 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:59,000 Speaker 1: show and then go fishing. Right. My problem is the food, 139 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 1: not just restaurant food, gas station food. Remember I might trash, 140 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: I will. You know. I stop at the gas station 141 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: almost every day. Jesse, Why what are you? What are 142 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: you doing you stopping at the gas station. I stopped 143 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: just to look around. I stop, because gas stations are wonderful. 144 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: I might get some look, maybe I'll get some handy snacks. 145 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 1: Maybe I'll get a six pack of beer. Maybe I'll 146 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,520 Speaker 1: be like, oh, you degenerates, and I'll get some lottery 147 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: tickets and hold up the line. I don't know what 148 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: i'll get. Hey, maybe I'll take up smoking. I don't 149 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: I can't say where this is gonna go. Wherever it's 150 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: gonna go, I'm gonna be able to do it in 151 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: the gas station. What if I don't have a gas station, 152 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,599 Speaker 1: though it would bother me, I don't know if I 153 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: could do it. Brian Long Island go. So my pet 154 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,439 Speaker 1: peeve is with a certain department of something from the 155 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: state of Great New York. I have a family business. 156 00:08:54,840 --> 00:09:00,160 Speaker 1: I've had taken over from my father from nineteen fifty five, 157 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,839 Speaker 1: so we're seventy five years. I guess if you do them, 158 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 1: apps and independent contractors is what we've had all this time. 159 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:13,760 Speaker 1: And they basically did an audit thanks to an independent 160 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,920 Speaker 1: contractor who filed for unemployment when COVID hit saying I 161 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: was his employee eat Earth, which I wasn't. An independent contractor, 162 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 1: and that just sparked the audit, and I'll tell you, 163 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: I feel like we're up against the brakeside to cut 164 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: them up. I feel bad for these small business owners, 165 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 1: especially ones like that, these family owned businesses, they got 166 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: attacked so bad in these blue states during COVID because 167 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: it's hard, hard enough to keep a small business going. 168 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,960 Speaker 1: People think these small business owners are all rich. You 169 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: keep it in business for a while, you end up 170 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,679 Speaker 1: making some money. But man, lots of times they're them 171 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 1: in paycheck to paycheck, just like you. It's like me, right, well, 172 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 1: if you're in a blue state, these people were left naked. 173 00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 1: They we're left with nothing, and the government just assaulted them. 174 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,319 Speaker 1: And there were so many of these stories in blue Houston. 175 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 1: You know, Texas is rebbet Houston is blue. Of these 176 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:13,600 Speaker 1: longtime family business fifty sixty seventy years shutting their doors 177 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,559 Speaker 1: because of the government assault during COVID. That stuff chaps me, man, 178 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: It chaps me all right. Interest rates and your pet 179 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: peeves eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three, 180 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: Oh God, an him only side on me. Jesse Kelly, 181 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:42,680 Speaker 1: don't listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse Kelly Show. 182 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: I love I love that you have so many pet Peeves. 183 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get back to him in a second. I 184 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:49,280 Speaker 1: have to do a couple of things. One it's really bad. 185 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,200 Speaker 1: It's really bad. But I just gotta be honest with you. 186 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 1: Am I not honest with you? Let me explain myself. 187 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,959 Speaker 1: I'm kind of rooting for ill Choppo and here's running me. 188 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,319 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I'm talking about the murderous piece 189 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:07,920 Speaker 1: of trash head of the Cinealoa cartel. I find this 190 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 1: whole world to be so fascinating. Remember this guy, he's 191 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: the head of the Cinealoa cartel. And he gets arrested 192 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: in Mexico. But because the whole state of Mexico is 193 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,679 Speaker 1: just totally corrupt, he quote escapes. And when I say escapes, 194 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,440 Speaker 1: I don't mean he had to choose through the bars 195 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,840 Speaker 1: and low crawl under the cameras at night. A tunnel 196 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,840 Speaker 1: was dug up to his cell and he goes to 197 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,640 Speaker 1: the bathroom, remember this, and he goes down a ladder. Chris, 198 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:37,320 Speaker 1: if I remember right, he had a dirt bike down there, right, Yeah, 199 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 1: there was a dirt bike under the ground. They had 200 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: wired lighting and stuff. And he escapes that way, which 201 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: is amazing. That's amazing. So he escapes that way, and 202 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,200 Speaker 1: then of course eventually they get him because America forced 203 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 1: their hand to get him. That's how they get him. 204 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 1: And we yank him out of there, and we took 205 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 1: him to one of our supermax prisons. There's one in Florence, Colorado. 206 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: For some reason, I forget what it's called. Why am 207 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: I forgetting the name of Maybe they just call it Florawrence, 208 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,760 Speaker 1: but I forget that. It's one of our supermax prisons. 209 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: It's where they keep the UNI bomber. It's where they 210 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 1: keep ADX. Yes, that's right, Yes, I knew i'd come 211 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: up with it. I came up with that, not Chris. 212 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: ADX is what it's called. Anyway, So they sent him 213 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,319 Speaker 1: to Supermax. And if if you've ever watched documentaries on 214 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: the ADX is fascinating. They really they have him locked 215 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: away twenty three hours a day. They're exchanging conversations with 216 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 1: other people, when I say, exchanging their attaching notes to 217 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:32,080 Speaker 1: fishing line and throwing it down the hall. Anyway, Chopo, 218 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 1: he submitted an SOS to the Mexican president who said 219 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,079 Speaker 1: he's considering him bringing him back home. He's totally gonna 220 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:44,280 Speaker 1: escape again. It's gonna be hilarious. I mean, it's terrible. 221 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 1: I know it's terrible. He's a drug dealer and I 222 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 1: might get all that. But kind of funny, right, It's 223 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,959 Speaker 1: kind of entertaining, is that not? They arrested Pablo Escobar, 224 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,720 Speaker 1: and they did so under an agreement for him to 225 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,000 Speaker 1: build his own prison. They arrest him and he went 226 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:03,439 Speaker 1: to prison in a prison that he designed and built. 227 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: It's amazing, all right, quit focus, Paul Oceanside. What's your 228 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:15,440 Speaker 1: pet Peeve? Hey, Jesse, Yeah, this has been my pet 229 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,559 Speaker 1: peef forever. It's uh, you know, when you got roommates 230 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: or your wife or anybody you're living with and they 231 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: don't know how to properly close a ziplock bag it's 232 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:34,040 Speaker 1: not that hard, or a container, just you know, double check. 233 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: You know. I've got to tell you, Paul. See, I 234 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 1: grew up in Montana. You know. I moved to Montana 235 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,080 Speaker 1: when I was ten. I moved from there, moved to 236 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,320 Speaker 1: Montana from Ohio. Montana's very dry, and one of the 237 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,240 Speaker 1: things I discovered was chips wouldn't really go stale that 238 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 1: quickly in Montana because because here is so dry. Now 239 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 1: I live in the tropics called Houston. It's subtropical here 240 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: where the humidity I don't know, I can't judge it. 241 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 1: I guess it's nine thousand percent right now. It's something 242 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 1: like that. I'm just sweating, just sitting here, just talking 243 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 1: to him, just sweating. All right, Chips go bad in 244 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:14,080 Speaker 1: approximately fifteen minutes here with the bag open. What they do, Chris, 245 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 1: don't look at me like that. And when you have sons, 246 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: they're little savages. They're just savages when it comes to 247 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: food and said they will take. Maybe maybe you've got 248 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: to bag your favorite Doritos or something something high end 249 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: like trist Gets or something like that, and you have 250 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: your favorite stuff. When you go to have some of it, 251 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: you will discover that your sons have also found it. 252 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: And not only did they stick, they're grubby, unwashed fingers 253 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 1: in it. It's sitting wide open half the time that 254 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,240 Speaker 1: I didn't even pretend to roll it up. They just 255 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 1: leave it wide open. And you're like, the trist get 256 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: swent bad? Who did this? And they're all, oh, I 257 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,240 Speaker 1: never did it. I haven't had it all. He's got 258 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: trist Gets still on his chin. Rush It steems me, 259 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 1: you know what I need you know what I need 260 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: to do. Whenever that happens, I'll tell you what I do. 261 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: I go grab my Manti sex and I start pract 262 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 1: to see because whenever I get that kind of angry, 263 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: I need to either hit a heavy bag. I need 264 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 1: to practice shooting mantis sex. I attach it to my weapon. 265 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: I go practice in the comfort of my home. I 266 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,280 Speaker 1: sit there and I won't say what I'm imagining I'm 267 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,160 Speaker 1: shooting at, but I'm shooting at targets and I'm getting better. 268 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 1: And by the time I'm done, I'm thinking, oh, those 269 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,000 Speaker 1: stale triskits, and I'm such a much better shot. If 270 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 1: you want a way to blow off steam like that, 271 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,320 Speaker 1: get a mantis x. All right, mantis x dot com. 272 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: Get one. It attaches to your weapon. In all seriousness, 273 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 1: it will make you better. Mantis x dot com al 274 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: in Denver. Pet peeve go. My pet peeve is when 275 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:41,880 Speaker 1: people were assert in Democrats as a democratic like Chuck 276 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: Schumer is a democratic Senator. No, he's a Democrat. There's 277 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: nothing democratic about them, and people need to stop using 278 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 1: that term and referring to them. I bet I've totally 279 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: done that. I hung up on Paul so he couldn't 280 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: respond because I bet I have done that. I could 281 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 1: actually sense a little bit of bitterness in there. I 282 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,680 Speaker 1: could tell you what, Chris, you could pick up on it. 283 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 1: It sounds he knew I've done it. I guarantee I've 284 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,400 Speaker 1: done it. Dang it. I'm one of Paul's pet peeves. John, 285 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 1: and Tennessee go even, sir, my pet peeve is weak 286 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:18,240 Speaker 1: and spineless and ineffective police leadership. I'm retired, all started 287 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:22,200 Speaker 1: three decades on a job. And if you're a police commander, 288 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 1: or you're somebody that bowed the need to DLM movement, 289 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 1: or if you thought it was it was fitting to 290 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: have your troops out enforcing masked mandates over the past 291 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 1: couple of years, that you are a part of the 292 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 1: problem with law. Enforce them a man, sir, semplified John 293 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: Amen all right eight seven seven three seven seven four 294 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: three seven three. One of these people waiting on the 295 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,680 Speaker 1: line he has not only is it one that's a 296 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: pet peeve of mine. I think it's what I'm going 297 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 1: to have to deal with very very very soon. So 298 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 1: you know what, I can't wait. I gotta go now, Dave, 299 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,840 Speaker 1: Long Island, what's your pet peeve? Dave, I've got two 300 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: about my driveway. Number One, don't park directly opposite my 301 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 1: driveway when I'm trying to pull out. Either pull up 302 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,920 Speaker 1: or pull back. You got plenty of room. Number two, 303 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,720 Speaker 1: don't you park in my driveway when you're visiting. I'm 304 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,879 Speaker 1: coming home from work. I'm trying to pull in and 305 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: someone to drop an off of book yapping on my 306 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 1: wife at the front door, and she's parked in my driveway, 307 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:33,480 Speaker 1: park on the carb. Thank. I love it, Dave. I 308 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: could actually feel the anger. I could feel the anger 309 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,639 Speaker 1: coming off of Dave right there, which brings us to me. 310 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 1: Remember eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three. 311 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: We're gonna get to the doj. We're gonna get to 312 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 1: your pet peeves. But I actually have an issue and 313 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,000 Speaker 1: I'm not sure how to address it. I have it 314 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 1: at my own home. Maybe I'll let you opine on 315 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 1: that on top of your pet peeves. As it's Thursday day, 316 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,359 Speaker 1: right and remember tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday. Get all 317 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 1: your questions emailed in right now to Jesse at Jesse 318 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. Hang on, it is the Jesse 319 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. We'll get back to your calls here in 320 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 1: just a second for your biggest pet, Peeves. I have 321 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 1: to do a couple of things real quick first, because look, 322 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:31,479 Speaker 1: this journalist has breaking news. It's journalist Jesse. There's just 323 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse. 324 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:41,680 Speaker 1: Please kiss my baby. Jesse. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. I 325 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: gotta be honest, it's not really breaking. We've known about 326 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,440 Speaker 1: this for like three days. But either way, Nicky Hayley 327 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: told Brett Bara Chris, how do you say that guy's 328 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: name for Fox News? Bear? Well? Why do you say 329 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,160 Speaker 1: it's bear, isn't it? And ask me as if I'm 330 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,920 Speaker 1: I just asked you, so why would you say it's bear, 331 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,919 Speaker 1: isn't it? And don't do that thing where you make 332 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,359 Speaker 1: the bear signal with your hands above your head. It 333 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: doesn't look like you're being a bear. It looks like 334 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:06,800 Speaker 1: you're getting something off the top shelf. I don't know 335 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: what you think that was, but that was not whatever 336 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,240 Speaker 1: you were going for, was not it? All? Well, anyway, again, 337 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,240 Speaker 1: don't get confused. Why all these also rans are running 338 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: for president and everyone knows it's either going to be 339 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,480 Speaker 1: Trump or to santist that it's you're only two. Why 340 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,320 Speaker 1: is Haley gonna run and Pen's gonna run? It's only 341 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:26,479 Speaker 1: good for your brand to run. You get up there 342 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,840 Speaker 1: on the debate stage, everyone remembers who you are. You 343 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,480 Speaker 1: write a book, you sell a book, you get on 344 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,240 Speaker 1: all these cable news shows. By the time Nicki Haley 345 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,360 Speaker 1: is done getting her teeth kicked in running for president, 346 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 1: she's going to be more popular and more marketable than 347 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,280 Speaker 1: she ever was before. And what did she really sacrifice 348 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,919 Speaker 1: for it? Six months a year of flying first class 349 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: and shaking hands and kissing babies. That's not that bad. 350 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 1: It's not that bad at all, even if people are 351 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: grinding on her pet peeves. One more thing before I 352 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,679 Speaker 1: get to your calls. I didn't spend a lot of 353 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,760 Speaker 1: time on it because it's not surprising. In I'll read 354 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,840 Speaker 1: the headline. You either have already heard it, or would 355 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 1: I read the headline because you listen to my show, 356 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: you're gonna go well, yeah, of course the headline is 357 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:12,200 Speaker 1: the White House and the DOJ agreed to hide classified documents. 358 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: They agreed to hide the whole scandal for Biden until 359 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 1: after the election. I just wants you to understand that 360 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 1: in a country that wasn't a late stage republic in 361 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 1: a country that was going to be around like one 362 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,159 Speaker 1: hundred years from now. Everyone involved in that at the 363 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,320 Speaker 1: DOJ would already be having to lawyer up because people 364 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,080 Speaker 1: would be going to prison. The Department of Justice can't 365 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:36,159 Speaker 1: collaborate with the president to cover up crimes. You, you 366 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,600 Speaker 1: can't do that. Now. We're a late stage republic, So 367 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 1: no Wan will get in trouble for this at all. 368 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: But just so you understand, that's not normal for a society. 369 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 1: That shouldn't that should never ever happen. All right, forget 370 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,600 Speaker 1: about this. Let's get back to your pet peeves. Josh 371 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: in Wisconsin, what's your pet peeves? I don't know what 372 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,159 Speaker 1: other people think about this issue. I may be in 373 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:01,080 Speaker 1: the minority here, but I hate it and people people 374 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:07,640 Speaker 1: finish your sentences for you. Sorry, sorry, Josh, I couldn't 375 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 1: help myself. I'm sorry that was dirty what I just did. 376 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 1: A Josh, I left you on the line because I 377 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: just did that. I have a I have a little 378 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,879 Speaker 1: thing on the screen. The phone screener told me what 379 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: your pet pee was going to be. So I planned 380 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: on doing it because I thought it would be funny 381 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,720 Speaker 1: and now that I did it, I feel bad. Josh, 382 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:28,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I don't think 383 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,639 Speaker 1: he thought that was near as funny as I did. 384 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 1: As pet Pete was people finishing his sentences for him, 385 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,080 Speaker 1: and then see I finished this. You know what, I'm 386 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,960 Speaker 1: just gonna move on. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna 387 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,200 Speaker 1: move on to other stuff. Seth and Saint Louis go. 388 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,120 Speaker 1: I got two in there directed at you. You won't 389 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:48,160 Speaker 1: tell us what your mid life crisis car is. Number 390 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 1: two is you never read hate mail? We want to 391 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,959 Speaker 1: hear them? Why not? Okay, you do want to hear 392 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,320 Speaker 1: the hate mail? No? I usually laugh and throw it away. Okay, okay, 393 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,520 Speaker 1: all right, I'll throw I'll stop throwing away hate meal. 394 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,400 Speaker 1: I will read the hate meal. That's one two. I've 395 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,399 Speaker 1: told you already, Seth. If you want to know what 396 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,840 Speaker 1: the midlife crisis car is, I can't broadcast it for 397 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,320 Speaker 1: security reasons. People want to kill me. If you want 398 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,679 Speaker 1: to go, if you want to know what my love 399 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,680 Speaker 1: crisis car is, come come with us on our Jesse 400 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,840 Speaker 1: Kelly Show is Real trip, and I'll tell you everyone 401 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,680 Speaker 1: who's on that trip is gonna know. Shoot, I'll show 402 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,800 Speaker 1: you pictures of it. Maybe I'll show you pictures of 403 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,160 Speaker 1: me in it, which is pretty hot if I say 404 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: so myself. What Chris Pam in Virginia go Hey? One 405 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,800 Speaker 1: of my pet pays is when you're stopped at a 406 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,879 Speaker 1: traffic lot and it just turned green to go, you 407 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 1: don't even have one second to step on the gas 408 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,720 Speaker 1: and someone behind you housing the horn. Okay, A couple 409 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,439 Speaker 1: of things one, Pam. As you may imagine, I like 410 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:52,640 Speaker 1: your accent a lot. Where's that from because it ain't Virginia. Well, 411 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,359 Speaker 1: I mean I live in Gatecy, Virginia now, but I 412 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: was born and raised in keen Sports, Tennessee. So ah yeah, Okay, 413 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:03,440 Speaker 1: that's a Tennessee accent. Okay, now let's be fair here, Pam. 414 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,399 Speaker 1: I'm a fan of the accent, as you know, I'm 415 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: a big fan. But I also know this about Tennessee 416 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,560 Speaker 1: and Southern people in general, because I live here on purpose. 417 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,480 Speaker 1: I love Southern people. They are a little more laid 418 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 1: back than my Northeastern, more rude friends. Are you sure 419 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 1: you're going the second the light turns green, Pam? Or 420 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,920 Speaker 1: are you hanging out there for a little while? Be honest? 421 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 1: With everybody. Don't lie to me. No. I know sometimes 422 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:35,040 Speaker 1: I hang out on purpose purpose because its I just 423 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 1: step there. So good. Oh that's good. Tennessee, ted Go. 424 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 1: Speaking of Tennessee, I'm a transplant from Bernie Sanders, Liberal 425 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,119 Speaker 1: Wolf North moved down to Tennessee. My pet teeve is 426 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,119 Speaker 1: I got a CDLA and I have to pee in 427 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 1: a cup frequently to keep my job. And I see 428 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,879 Speaker 1: plenty of people, and I know plenty of people on 429 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,880 Speaker 1: the doll on the free handout that are stoned and drugged. 430 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,880 Speaker 1: If you're collecting, you shouldn't be able to be on drugs. 431 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Speaker 1: I'm quite sure there's plenty of people that feel the 432 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,480 Speaker 1: same way about that one. That's thousand percent true, one 433 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 1: thousand percent true. I have to ask you, though about 434 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,240 Speaker 1: Tennessee or not about Tennessee, Tad. I already know that state. 435 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,199 Speaker 1: You know. I've never been to Vermont. I've been to 436 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: almost all fifty states. I've never been to Vermont. I 437 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,680 Speaker 1: heard it's cool. Are there just a bunch of high 438 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 1: hippies up there? It's real pretty stay and a lot 439 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 1: of it looks a lot like Tennessee. Most of the 440 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:39,400 Speaker 1: roads are dirt and mud. People wise, it's live Lulu 441 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: Lemon tants all around those Heavy BLM for the white 442 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:49,720 Speaker 1: and one of the whitest states. Heavy BLM. Dreamwoke. That's 443 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,159 Speaker 1: why I moved. It just got too crazy for me 444 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,760 Speaker 1: and say, Aura, dang it. I was hoping to hear 445 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,080 Speaker 1: about the land drowning in maple syrup. That's what I 446 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: wanted to hear. Instead it's BLM. I don't mind the 447 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 1: Lululemon pants though. Paula New Hampshire, go yeah, my pet 448 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,359 Speaker 1: beevers the monad in the least. We have three major 449 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:15,000 Speaker 1: religions that think some being a physical being is capable 450 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 1: it has been capable of creating all of creation, which 451 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 1: is nonsense. Even Einstein's paradigm of the physical YadA YadA, 452 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:31,320 Speaker 1: is total rubbish. But how can anybody actually believe that nonsense? 453 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,639 Speaker 1: He's lying? That makes him a devil. I want to 454 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: push him in the panic button and see what come 455 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: on when he gets hit? Can I push him in 456 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 1: the panic button just a little bit. I don't have 457 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,200 Speaker 1: any idea what the panic button is. That's really weird. 458 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,439 Speaker 1: But let me ask you, Paul, just asking what do 459 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,000 Speaker 1: you think? No no, no, no, no no, no no no 460 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 1: no I'm talking. What do you think? How do you 461 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: think we all got here? Paul? You have the floor? 462 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 1: How did we get here? No, not interested in having 463 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: that time. Look, I have no problem with people insulting 464 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,159 Speaker 1: my beliefs or any beliefs. You know, you can't offend me. 465 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,439 Speaker 1: You can insult my face, you can insult my family, 466 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,440 Speaker 1: you can insult anything. And I'm not offended. But whenever 467 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,199 Speaker 1: I hear people say that, I get that a lot 468 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,200 Speaker 1: of people listening at that point of view. That's ridiculous 469 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,359 Speaker 1: to think somebody's I always ask what do you think happened? 470 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:30,359 Speaker 1: And I can never get an answer that sounds less crazy. 471 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,000 Speaker 1: Then God created it? Well, you see, there was a 472 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,520 Speaker 1: there was a bang, and then there were a lot 473 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: of a lot of light. There were lights, there were 474 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 1: lights were happening, and then and then kind of this thing, 475 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,679 Speaker 1: this cell just kind of appeared and eventually that became 476 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:47,680 Speaker 1: a chicken. That you think that sounds less ridiculous than 477 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,679 Speaker 1: somebody believing that God created everything? Just just just asking, 478 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,760 Speaker 1: just asking. You know what else is crazy? Sleeping at 479 00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 1: night in crappy sheets? Why are you sleeping crappy sheets? 480 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,200 Speaker 1: Every single night? My pillow has their lowest price ever 481 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,160 Speaker 1: on Geeza Dreamsheets. That's where you should be sleeping every 482 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,640 Speaker 1: single night without exception. 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Call eight hundred eight four 492 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,399 Speaker 1: five zero five four four. We are going to be 493 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,520 Speaker 1: back with headlines. I'm gonna get to every one of 494 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,440 Speaker 1: these calls, probably if you hurry, and then it's asked 495 00:27:51,480 --> 00:28:04,160 Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Time hang on, Jesse Kelly. Jesse Kelly Show. 496 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show. One final reminder 497 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:12,640 Speaker 1: to you tomorrow. The entire three hours are your questions 498 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,239 Speaker 1: ask me anything, because it's asked doctor Jesse Friday. Get 499 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,920 Speaker 1: your questions in now to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show 500 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 1: dot com. Also, it's important that you not become a 501 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,199 Speaker 1: low tweenie. 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I forgot to reorder because they send 511 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: me my stuff my Chalk for free, right, So I 512 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,480 Speaker 1: forgot to reorder. And now I've now gone two days 513 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,920 Speaker 1: without my Male Vitality Stack. Now, of course Chock is awesome. 514 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 1: It'll be here tomorrow. But I'm a liar and a hypocrite. 515 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: Don't be a liar in an idiot hypocrite like me, 516 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,680 Speaker 1: get a subscription because they're thirty five percent off cho 517 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:23,280 Speaker 1: q dot com promo code Jesse. All right, now you're 518 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: pet Peeves before I get to headlines chok dot com 519 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:32,840 Speaker 1: promo code Jesse, Amy Tennessee, go hey Jesse, we love you. 520 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: In East Tennessee. I just want to say I am 521 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:40,120 Speaker 1: in total agreement with my girlfriend and Gay City Virginia. 522 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 1: I've seen people watch for the other, the opposite light 523 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 1: to turn red, jes to get ready to lay down 524 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: on the horn. It's crazy. But my pet peeve is 525 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 1: when people will complain and complain about the current administration. 526 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 1: They complain about the gases, the prices of groceries, and 527 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,880 Speaker 1: when I ask him who they voted for it, they say, well, 528 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 1: I'm not registered. That just grinds me to no end. Gosh, 529 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,760 Speaker 1: I'm so with you. I hate it. We talk about it. 530 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,880 Speaker 1: So I'm so with you. These people, why I don't 531 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: I can't believe the price of eggs. Well, I can't 532 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,840 Speaker 1: afford gas. Oh really, did you vote for Trump last time? Ah? Now, 533 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,720 Speaker 1: I don't do politics. Why do you think gas is high? 534 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,680 Speaker 1: You idiot? Yeah? See, she got me fired up. Eddie 535 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:30,320 Speaker 1: Cincinnati go yeah, I'm actually from East Tennessee. I'm a 536 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,479 Speaker 1: truck driver and I'm in Cincinnati. The thing that drives 537 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: me insane is when you call customer service and you 538 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,680 Speaker 1: get rerouted to some place in India or something where 539 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,760 Speaker 1: they do not speak English hardly at all. Gosh, I 540 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,760 Speaker 1: hate it. I'm with you. I hate it so much. 541 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 1: This is America. We speak English. I understand you're going 542 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 1: for cheap labor. There's no cheap labor around the world 543 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 1: that's speaking that. And they don't know understand you. It's 544 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,520 Speaker 1: not just that you don't understand them. You speak in 545 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: plain English. Look, I'm not good at very many things. 546 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 1: I can speak and speak clearly, can I not? It 547 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,920 Speaker 1: is one of the thing, one of the few things 548 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,840 Speaker 1: I'm good at, So I'll speak in the odd side. 549 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: I do not understand you, sir, speak English. Todd in 550 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 1: Massachusetts go. I am a custodian at a school, so 551 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,440 Speaker 1: I am large with that Peeves. But one of them 552 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 1: is when I get my big dump cart full of 553 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: trash and I hauling across the building five minutes away 554 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 1: to the trash com packer, and one of the other 555 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:34,120 Speaker 1: custodians didn't push the button on the compactor to dump 556 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,720 Speaker 1: all their trash, so I get a standard iron Wait, 557 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: totally legitimate. I've never been a custodian at a school. 558 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,720 Speaker 1: But it drives me crazy when people who this is 559 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,640 Speaker 1: one of the great things about this job, because no 560 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 1: one screws up screws me up. If you ever hear 561 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,800 Speaker 1: anything gets screwed up on the air, I did it one. 562 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,040 Speaker 1: It's certainly not Chris and Michael. They're over there working hard. 563 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,360 Speaker 1: It's me that doesn't know any of the buttons. It's 564 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 1: all my fault. I don't miss working with other people 565 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 1: who's screwing up that I had to pay for. Travis 566 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:07,280 Speaker 1: and Idaho go hey, Jesse. My biggest pet peeve is 567 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:11,960 Speaker 1: all the government agency overreach that we're seeing lately. Yeah, 568 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:17,720 Speaker 1: that's pretty always a pretty solid When Brian Colorado go, So, 569 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,360 Speaker 1: I'm listening to your show and I'm sitting in traffic 570 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,240 Speaker 1: and it's not moving. Finally I get to see the 571 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,400 Speaker 1: guy that caused the accident, and he's looking at his car. 572 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 1: The other guy's looking at his car. The police are 573 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,400 Speaker 1: looking at the car. Why don't they move this junk 574 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:37,360 Speaker 1: off the road a little bit faster? Oh, oh my gosh, 575 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,080 Speaker 1: it's so true. It is so true. Allow this to 576 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,600 Speaker 1: be as PSA from Brian and me to everybody. If 577 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,960 Speaker 1: it's a little fender bend eror a Fendi bendy and 578 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 1: nobody's hurt. Get off the road. Stop plugging up traffic 579 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: for everybody turning on your emergency whow we gotta call 580 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 1: the cops. You can call the cops from the front 581 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: of road. Get off the road. See Chris, Now, I'm 582 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,320 Speaker 1: raising my voice with these pet peeves dug in Virginia. 583 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: Go hey, Jesse, appreciate that little thumbnailill call out you 584 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 1: got for Nicky Haley. She has my attention that my 585 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,720 Speaker 1: pet peeve is people that inflect upward ever third or 586 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,200 Speaker 1: fourth word, making it into a question why. And the 587 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,440 Speaker 1: two press secretaries, the present one and the last one, 588 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,000 Speaker 1: we're bad for this saying we're going to do that 589 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,920 Speaker 1: because we said that's what we would do. And you 590 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 1: know when you infellect the word upward that signals and 591 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: linguistics the question so, and it just gets my goat, No, 592 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,600 Speaker 1: I think I know what you're talking about. Now I'm kidding, 593 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,880 Speaker 1: that's what he's talking about. And he's right. And Corren 594 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,640 Speaker 1: Diversity Higher does this all the time. She's famous for 595 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 1: this because she really is asking or let's keep in mind, 596 00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 1: these diversity hires like Corren Diversity higher, they under stand 597 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 1: they're not qualified for the job. Like Dome is actually 598 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 1: a good example of this too. Part of the reason 599 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,600 Speaker 1: she's so awkward all the time, Vice President Dome, and 600 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,880 Speaker 1: it's always the laughing and the terrible jokes and the 601 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,840 Speaker 1: repeating herself over and over again with the speeches, is 602 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,960 Speaker 1: she understands she has no business being Vice president of 603 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: the United States of America. She knows, the Press Secretary 604 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,160 Speaker 1: knows corin diversity higher, knows if she was anything other 605 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,279 Speaker 1: than a black lesbian, she'd be nowhere near that podium. 606 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,480 Speaker 1: And so especially because Joe Biden is screwing something new 607 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,399 Speaker 1: up every single day. She knows she's being asked things 608 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,480 Speaker 1: she's not qualified to answer, yet she does it anyway. 609 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:45,960 Speaker 1: All right, And now here's a headline. By the headlines, 610 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:52,080 Speaker 1: we didn't get to you. Microsoft, Amazon and other tech 611 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:56,840 Speaker 1: companies have laid off more than sixty thousand employees in 612 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:01,800 Speaker 1: the last year. Just heads up again, There is every 613 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,880 Speaker 1: indicator right now that it is going to be a 614 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,799 Speaker 1: bumpy twenty twenty three. People are draining their savings and 615 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,120 Speaker 1: running up credit card debt. I know, life happens. If 616 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,319 Speaker 1: you can, please avoid doing that, you're gonna want some 617 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,480 Speaker 1: money stashed away for the time to come. All rights 618 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:22,800 Speaker 1: FED officials call for target interest rate above five percent. 619 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,800 Speaker 1: It occurs to me that the two point two five 620 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,319 Speaker 1: percent interest rate I'm paying on my home is going 621 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,840 Speaker 1: to be the lowest interest rate I'll ever pay in 622 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,120 Speaker 1: my lifetime. I believe that. I believe it. We'll never 623 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,799 Speaker 1: see interest rates that low again. That sucks. Forty one 624 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,000 Speaker 1: years old. I got my best interest rate I'm ever 625 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,680 Speaker 1: going to get. After Seattle defunded its police, local business 626 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,960 Speaker 1: owners say crime is worse than ever. I just would 627 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,840 Speaker 1: like to remind everyone, once again, setting the communists aside, 628 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:53,520 Speaker 1: that ninety percent of the right politicians and pundits chose 629 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,720 Speaker 1: to go right along with the cups or the enemy narrative. 630 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,840 Speaker 1: Right after Saint George Floyd died, we had Mitch McConnell, 631 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 1: un Tim Scott out here, Tim Scott running to the microphone. Boy, 632 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 1: I was pulled over. We definitely need federal police or form. 633 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,799 Speaker 1: Everyone piling on the cops in the urban area. You 634 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,120 Speaker 1: can hate cops and love cops, that's your frigging business. 635 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,680 Speaker 1: The cops are not the problem in the urban black community. 636 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,480 Speaker 1: That's insane. Everyone knows it's insane. They know it's insane 637 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,920 Speaker 1: in the community. Yet that false narrative was carried not 638 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,640 Speaker 1: just by the communists but by the right as well. 639 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,920 Speaker 1: China undergoing a build up in every warfare area. Just 640 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: a heads up. China has officially announced they're moving to 641 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: a war footing. They have also officially announced their economy 642 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,000 Speaker 1: is going to become more insular. What can you take 643 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,719 Speaker 1: from this? China's fixed in to expand there. China is 644 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,600 Speaker 1: gonna get a little bit bigger. That's all. They needs 645 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:53,160 Speaker 1: more people, All right, Tomorrow is gonn asked doctor Jesse Friday. 646 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,359 Speaker 1: It's your questions emailed in right now, not tomorrow now 647 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,359 Speaker 1: to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. We're gonna 648 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,600 Speaker 1: have fun as we always do tomorrow. Who calls tonight, 649 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,759 Speaker 1: that's wow. That's all