Speaker 1: Well, we'll come back to whoa I mate, I got.
Speaker 2: The emergency intercom Drew's eighteenth birthday extravaganza.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling now that you're eighteen?
Speaker 2: Forever seventeen? Baby? I started an only fans.
Speaker 3: That's like, I mean, you can do whatever you want,
Speaker 3: but you should maybe take.
Speaker 1: Some more time to think about that.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I'm already making fifty grand a month.
Speaker 3: But nothing's changed about your brain chemistry from yesterday to today.
Speaker 3: So maybe you let yourself develop a little more mentally
Speaker 3: and then you can decide if that's something you want.
Speaker 2: That sounds like you're broke and jealous of my fifty
Speaker 2: grand a month for the rest of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, fifty grand a month on OnlyFans on Hello? Have
Speaker 3: you heard what the other girls make? Like you're fucking behind?
Speaker 2: Like actually, let me check it right now. Oh, that's
Speaker 2: to three hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: I didn't even open an a picked up your phone.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I almost made a million in a day too,
Speaker 2: off of tips and shit.
Speaker 3: So wait, but then, how did you get three hundred
Speaker 3: thousand a month? That's like not close to a million.
Speaker 2: It's subscribers, so that's but I'll probably make closer to
Speaker 2: two million a month just based off of like sending
Speaker 2: people but whole picks privately because it's all bikini photos.
Speaker 2: Okay up front, Yeah, just neither clear.
Speaker 1: That in a bikini orre you in like a speedo bikini? Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you covered?
Speaker 2: Because it's really sad that women can't show their nipples.
Speaker 2: So I'm taking.
Speaker 1: A stand patriotic and feminist bound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm taking a stance and covering myself as like,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. You get what, you get
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to understand.
Speaker 2: I cover my body because the woe and can't free theirs.
Speaker 2: I'm a big proponent for the nipple. We know this.
Speaker 1: We know this. I talk about it all the time.
Speaker 2: Right, But yeah, it was my eighteenth birthday or what.
Speaker 2: I literally A'm gonna actually forget how old I am
Speaker 2: and just start okay whatever. It was my birthday yesterday,
Speaker 2: and I did not want to do absolutely fucking anything
Speaker 2: because growing older is horrifying and scary, and I don't
Speaker 2: think we should celebrate getting one year closer to death. Okay,
Speaker 2: we celebrate like nothing. No one needs a birthday. It's
Speaker 2: all phony.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it is like kind of capitalistic when
Speaker 3: you think about it. It's so that restaurants can get
Speaker 3: a ten person table and then everybody can argue over
Speaker 3: who's going to take the Yeah, did you see that
Speaker 3: whole conversation online people were saying, which I kind of
Speaker 3: agree with. People were saying that if say, it's my
Speaker 3: birthday and I invited all of you guys to a
Speaker 3: really expensive.
Speaker 2: Restaurant, you should cover covering.
Speaker 3: Because I'm choosing like this expensive restaurant, so to assume
Speaker 3: all my friends can cover their tab would be kind
Speaker 3: of ridiculous. I agree with that up until you have
Speaker 3: a homegirl who's like getting fucked up, like don't come
Speaker 3: to my birthday dinner and get like eighteen Margarita's and
Speaker 3: a fucking espresso martini to top it off me and
Speaker 3: then be like literally a homegirl in Carson and then
Speaker 3: I have to pay for it.
Speaker 1: But I feel like we've always done that because we're
Speaker 1: just like good people. We will like cover.
Speaker 3: Because we're just like we're good and we're like so
Speaker 3: giving and nice and people don't talk about that, and
Speaker 3: we always write our usernames on the receipt after giving
Speaker 3: a half to you should post.
Speaker 2: Yeah, post us and tag us. But yeah, it was
Speaker 2: my birthday yesterday and I was left here alone. All
Speaker 2: of my friends left me. You know what I got
Speaker 2: for my birthday? Do you want to know what I got?
Speaker 2: I got a eight dollar Fortnite card, not even enough
Speaker 2: to cover our fucking skin. But they covered it by
Speaker 2: getting me a twenty five dollars Wing Stuff card.
Speaker 1: You get to eat good tonight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so wingstop on me. It's literally just gonna cover
Speaker 2: my meal. But yeah, that was the only gift I got.
Speaker 2: And I was so excited because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: and you're such a good gift giver. I know she's
Speaker 2: gonna get me something so good. Right, she didn't get
Speaker 2: me shit.
Speaker 3: You may find that one every day waking up is hard.
Speaker 3: A gift is the last thing on my mind. But
Speaker 3: I gave you the gift of my presence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, that's true. We did have a really,
Speaker 2: really great day yesterday. But no, I'm just kidding. She did.
Speaker 1: I treated my man to a gorgeous day full of candy.
Speaker 2: And I know she took me to a tie market
Speaker 2: and we got a bunch of thaie little treats. And candies.
Speaker 1: It's on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was on it. It was all on in
Speaker 2: you and then and you had the great idea. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I have been obsessed with this specific food item
Speaker 2: for months now, haven't done anything about it, and you
Speaker 2: had the idea to make it. Guys, guess what we
Speaker 2: went and made gourmet for dinner last night. Jacket potatoes
Speaker 2: with tuna salad on top. You got a picture of it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well inserted. It is a baked potato with
Speaker 2: a crispy skin, three pounds of butter, orange and white cheese.
Speaker 2: I know it's cheddar and white cheddar cheese, but they
Speaker 2: call it orange and white Jesus Christ, they call it
Speaker 2: orange and white cheese.
Speaker 4: That was so good.
Speaker 2: And then you put British baked beans on top of that,
Speaker 2: and then on top of that you put tuna salad.
Speaker 2: And I know, y'all it sounds horrifying, but in you
Speaker 2: can vouch for me it.
Speaker 1: Was so it looks good.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 3: It was really yummy like I was expecting when we Okay,
Speaker 3: so we like had a whole day.
Speaker 1: We went to the time market. Then I'm the kind
Speaker 1: of girl hole I need my coffee.
Speaker 3: So we stopped for me to get a coffee, and
Speaker 3: I got like a little hand roll next door so
Speaker 3: I could like have something to eat because it was
Speaker 3: like five pm and I had to eat in and
Speaker 3: I was like, the last thing I need to do
Speaker 3: is wait till eight pm, and the first thing that
Speaker 3: goes in my body is a jack of potato because
Speaker 3: it's gonna make you throw up, Jackie. So I already
Speaker 3: like had a little food, but I wasn't fully full
Speaker 3: when we were at the grocery store getting all the ingredients.
Speaker 3: I literally Drew was looking up the cheeses and looking
Speaker 3: at pictures and I couldn't stop myself from physically.
Speaker 2: Gagging, like fully shuddered body could stop my body. You
Speaker 2: took a fucking screenshot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I was staring at his phone and thinking
Speaker 3: about what I was about to do to my body.
Speaker 3: And I couldn't fucking believe it because I pride myself
Speaker 3: so much and being like a relatively like good consumer
Speaker 3: of like I eat good food. I eat delicious yumbie food.
Speaker 3: And that sounds like a hydrogen bomb and a plate.
Speaker 1: And it did smell whatever, Oh, it smell like.
Speaker 2: Tonsilstone, like we okay, So I've been doing this thing.
Speaker 2: I've been recording a bunch of videos. They may never
Speaker 2: see the light of day, but it's me eating my
Speaker 2: bedtime double meals and I eat it in my bed
Speaker 2: every night, and it's like this little series that I'm
Speaker 2: working on, and we ate it in my room. And
Speaker 2: we left to like take out the garbage and wash
Speaker 2: the dishes and shit. And when I came back into
Speaker 2: my room, y'all, like this stench stuff odor, like it
Speaker 2: was really really it was.
Speaker 1: Like heavy in there. Yeah, so weird.
Speaker 2: It stained my bed like not like physically stained it,
Speaker 2: like the scent stained my comforter, like, oh, like absolutely not.
Speaker 2: But it was so fucking good, y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was delicious. I will say each of us
Speaker 3: only had half the potato. So if at home you're
Speaker 3: thinking of making a jack of potato, one potato does
Speaker 3: serve too, because you'd be shocked how full of beans and.
Speaker 1: Tuna you get beans, tuna, potato and cheese.
Speaker 2: You get butter.
Speaker 1: Butter.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of fucking butter. And we got a
Speaker 3: nice ass butter, which was cracking us up because we
Speaker 3: asked Sydney Carlson, like, if you don't know she's like, sexy,
Speaker 3: hot girl makes amazing food and she always does these
Speaker 3: like very cute videos, and I want so badly to
Speaker 3: convince her to do a video of her making a
Speaker 3: jacket potato like her just serving cunt and like her
Speaker 3: little like and then the ingredients list goes up and
Speaker 3: it's a potato, tuna, salad, baked beans, cheese, like I
Speaker 3: need her to make it so badly. But we asked
Speaker 3: her what a good butter was because for some reason
Speaker 3: we were like, we're gonna get like the finest ingredients
Speaker 3: for our jacket, like we're gonna make it fancy pants.
Speaker 3: And she sent it to us and then like four
Speaker 3: hours later, we didn't tell her what we were making.
Speaker 3: We never told her why we needed the butter, and
Speaker 3: we just sent her a picture and she was like,
Speaker 3: oh my fucking god, that looks.
Speaker 1: Like something a British person. Yeah, at first, all she
Speaker 1: that was, oh my god, that.
Speaker 2: Is all she said. I don't think she ever responded
Speaker 2: back to your text.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she no, because she had mentioned she was like,
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with this British girl on TikTok and it
Speaker 3: looks like something she would fucking eat. And we were like,
Speaker 3: it literally is a British person food, Like this is
Speaker 3: British people food, and she never responded.
Speaker 2: Y'ah, something really bad happened to me, like actually actually
Speaker 2: really bad. Like okay, we like.
Speaker 3: Insert the audio that we recorded the other night.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, But anyways, I got I've had like
Speaker 2: ear pain and like my ear has been clogging for
Speaker 2: like a year and a half now, and I literally
Speaker 2: just like thought it was benign and I was just like, whatever,
Speaker 2: it is not that deep. I've probably complained about it
Speaker 2: on here a couple of times, but I was like,
Speaker 2: it's literally not that deep, like it's not like altering
Speaker 2: my life. But then like I started like falling asleep
Speaker 2: at night and like my ear would like hurt really
Speaker 2: fucking bad, and I was cool. I was like, cool,
Speaker 2: I have like an ear infect So I started looking
Speaker 2: some shit up, which you never fucking do, and I
Speaker 2: looked up like why my ear was like going in
Speaker 2: and out of like clogged mode, and like four different
Speaker 2: people were like, oh, I had like a tumor in
Speaker 2: my brain next to my ear and it would like
Speaker 2: it would physically block my like ear canal. And I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, cool, I have a tumor, Like this
Speaker 2: is fucked up, and so turning the age that I'm turning,
Speaker 2: I get kicked off of my parents' insurance. So I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'm gonna like book this appointment really quick,
Speaker 2: just get this over with. It's gonna be nothing like,
Speaker 2: it's not that fucking deep like whatever, Like I'll get
Speaker 2: on my own insurance and I won't have to go
Speaker 2: to the doctor ever again. So I'm just like doing
Speaker 2: a little tune up before I go to my doctor
Speaker 2: or before I turn the age that I'm turning. Y'all
Speaker 2: will never know. Y'all will never know with.
Speaker 3: Me when you can google your name and like that's
Speaker 3: the first thing that pops up.
Speaker 1: It's a lie, though, it's a lie. Yeah, you're in
Speaker 1: your aluxadmi.
Speaker 2: Bag exactly exactly. But I went and I was not
Speaker 2: thinking anything of it. Like I went to the office
Speaker 2: for the ear nose and throat throat, go doctor, they
Speaker 2: have sex with you there. It's really fucked up.
Speaker 1: How fast can you get an appointment?
Speaker 2: You can book on ZocDoc almost immediately, but no, I
Speaker 2: literally booked it that night and then I woke up
Speaker 2: the next day and went. It was like the tea.
Speaker 2: But I went there and the doctor's office was like
Speaker 2: young and hip, and they were a vibe and they
Speaker 2: were all like talking to me like how I speak,
Speaker 2: and it was just like it was a fucking vibe
Speaker 2: in there, like it was it was a key. And
Speaker 2: then like my gay ass doctor, my gay ass like
Speaker 2: nurse assistant or whatever came out and he was super
Speaker 2: gay and a vibe. His name was Andrew too, and
Speaker 2: we were just like having a key. It was like
Speaker 2: it was literally so fun.
Speaker 3: That's like remember recently when I was saying how it
Speaker 3: freaks me out now that all the doctors and nurses
Speaker 3: are our age. Yeah, and that just freaks me out
Speaker 3: because I'm like, you're literally a peer who I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to meet at a bar. Now I'm laying you poke
Speaker 3: my fucking stomach, like I'm literally terrified.
Speaker 2: The scary as fuck. So he and I know you cheated,
Speaker 2: and I know, yeah, I know, y'all bitches were using
Speaker 2: fucking Google And what was the notes app or the
Speaker 2: notes cards, good notes, good reads, some shows. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not that they were using GBT no, no, no, there's those
Speaker 2: it's like flash cards that like have the answer to
Speaker 2: every single test question.
Speaker 1: Is it like virtual?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on Google, but whatever.
Speaker 1: So I never cheated, so I wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but in reality, I actually never have studied once
Speaker 3: in my life. And I thought about the other day
Speaker 3: and I don't even know how I would begin to study.
Speaker 3: And I don't understand studying and it doesn't make sense
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: But keep going. But my gay doctor, we're just like
Speaker 2: having a vibe. And then he sits me down in
Speaker 2: this fucking chair that literally looks like it's gonna like
Speaker 2: kill me. It's gonna like squish me and use all
Speaker 2: my juices. I don't fucking know. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna do a CT scan of your head.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, like you're gay, Like can you
Speaker 2: do that? Like I don't know if you're allowed to
Speaker 2: do that. I'm kidding y'all, but no. It was it
Speaker 2: was a vibe like we were just like shooting the shit,
Speaker 2: like while this fucking robot was scanning my brain, and
Speaker 2: then there was like another gay like uh CT scan
Speaker 2: technician and they were like having like a gay conversation
Speaker 2: like across the like metal barrier. It was super chise,
Speaker 2: like a very lax environment, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I like feel really comfortable in here. And then my
Speaker 2: CT scan pulls up on this big ass screen in
Speaker 2: front of them and they literally gay gasped. They were
Speaker 2: like oh. And I was like like what, guys, And
Speaker 2: they were like, come here, and I was like what,
Speaker 2: and they like pointed to this side of my face
Speaker 2: and like there was like in my sinuses. There was
Speaker 2: a black one and a gray one and they were like,
Speaker 2: are you sure you don't feel any pain in your sinuses?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, I don't feel anything at all,
Speaker 2: Like what are you talking about? And they were like
Speaker 2: are you sure because we haven't seen this like ever,
Speaker 2: Like your entire right side of your face is like
Speaker 2: full of blood, pus, mucus inflammation and I've just been
Speaker 2: sting with that for years, for god knows how long.
Speaker 2: And they were like, are you sure you don't feel anything?
Speaker 2: And I was like no, I don't. So then they
Speaker 2: were like, okay, well, we'll put you in your room whatever.
Speaker 2: And I went there for my ear and now I'm
Speaker 2: freaking out about my sinuses. They didn't say shit about
Speaker 2: my ear. Well, I like sit down in this chair.
Speaker 2: The doctor. Doctor comes in there, and she's really scary
Speaker 2: and like about her shit, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: like chill as fuck. Well, then she takes this long
Speaker 2: fucking rod, this long with a camera on the end
Speaker 2: of it, and shoves it into my ear and I
Speaker 2: started having a panic attack. I literally did not know.
Speaker 2: I was scared of things going inside of my face.
Speaker 2: And I don't think anybody just expects that.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't suck dick. I don't suck dick. Like sap
Speaker 2: there you're going there. But I like, this like long
Speaker 2: rod is like all the way in my fucking brain
Speaker 2: and it hurts so bad, y'all, like, and there's little
Speaker 2: pinchers on the end, and she's like pinching around in there,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And
Speaker 2: I start like kind of like having an anxiety attack,
Speaker 2: low key, and I like have to tell her to
Speaker 2: stop a bunch of times, and then like she'll stop,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like maybe, like it just feels like
Speaker 2: it's too big, like it's hurting the walls of my ear,
Speaker 2: like stop, and then she's like, okay, let's try something else,
Speaker 2: and then she puts the exact same fucking tool in
Speaker 2: my brain and it like hurts, and then I start
Speaker 2: freaking out because I'm like, oh, she's like the.
Speaker 1: Sounds trying to hit the reset button.
Speaker 2: Literally that's literally what it felt like, the sounds it
Speaker 2: was making inside of my head. Like I've never experienced
Speaker 2: anything like it in my life. And at one point
Speaker 2: I literally started laughing out loud because it was like
Speaker 2: it was funny sounds, and she was like, why are
Speaker 2: you laughing? And and she was like are you okay? And
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm fine. But she was like
Speaker 2: not fucking with my vibe after that because I told
Speaker 2: her she was hurting me and she got pissed at me.
Speaker 2: Literally sounds like never mind. Anyways, Uh, she like proceeds
Speaker 2: to like look at the screen and I could see
Speaker 2: her like face turn a different color. And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, here we go again, Like this is
Speaker 2: not crazy, this is not the vibe. And anyways, she
Speaker 2: proceeds to pull out a ear plug size like you
Speaker 2: know the orange earplugs that you put in your ears.
Speaker 2: It was an egg sack of fucking spiders that was
Speaker 2: just in my ear. No, I'm lying, I'm laying I'm
Speaker 2: like it was like a plug of earwax that she
Speaker 2: was like in blood because.
Speaker 1: There's just dirty booth.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no. It was because of
Speaker 2: my sinuses that it was like draining into my ear
Speaker 2: and it was like blood in earwax, and it was
Speaker 2: so fucking painful coming out, like and then when I
Speaker 2: saw it, I was like, oh my god, I was
Speaker 2: like photo, No, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I asked her.
Speaker 2: I asked her to take photos and she was like, no,
Speaker 2: we don't let we don't let you do that in here.
Speaker 2: And I was like, your technicians just let me take
Speaker 2: a picture of my CT scan. So like I'm confused
Speaker 2: because you.
Speaker 1: Were king with them and she doesn't.
Speaker 2: I know, she did not fuck with my energy. But anyways,
Speaker 2: she pulled that shit out of my ear. I swear
Speaker 2: to god, I thought she damaged my ear drum because
Speaker 2: like you know when they say like smelling colors, like
Speaker 2: I was hearing frequencies out of this ear that I've
Speaker 2: never heard in my life, and I was so sensitive,
Speaker 2: and like I really thought she punctured my ear drum. Dude,
Speaker 2: it this ear now feels like dirty, like it feels gross.
Speaker 2: And she looked at it and she was like, it's
Speaker 2: all fine. This one is like it's still like I
Speaker 2: can like when I like tap shit, like I can
Speaker 2: hear the frequencies that I've never heard before. Like it
Speaker 2: was really actually scaring me for like two days, but
Speaker 2: it's back to normal death now. And then she got
Speaker 2: to my sinuses and it turns out that the last
Speaker 2: day I went to the doctor before I had to
Speaker 2: switch over to my new insurance, I have to get
Speaker 2: surgery so on my sinuses. So I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 2: It's over for me.
Speaker 4: You have to get surgery. Actually, yeah, fuck.
Speaker 2: They go up in my nose and inflate balloons in
Speaker 2: all of my air passageway and like break the cartilage.
Speaker 2: Because that's why it's like fucked up, is because like
Speaker 2: I have like really really tiny my my sinuses are
Speaker 2: so petite and small. I'm so tiny, but my air
Speaker 2: passageways are really small, so they have to go in
Speaker 2: and like inflate them with the balloon and break the cartilage.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be like bleeding out of my nose
Speaker 2: for four days, like it's hell. And they were like,
Speaker 2: don't blow your nose, like you're gonna want to blow
Speaker 2: your nose, And I was like bitch, I don't blow
Speaker 2: my nose now, Like what are you talking about? And
Speaker 2: she was like, that's why your sinuses are fucked up.
Speaker 2: And I was gagged. I was literally gagged. But she
Speaker 2: was like, you're gonna want to blow your nose, but
Speaker 2: don't do it. And now I have like this strict
Speaker 2: I have to go pick up like a bitch. I
Speaker 2: get fucking perks though, So it's about to be a vibe.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a vibe. I'm gonna get fucked up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take two at once and have a fucking key.
Speaker 2: But long story short, after I realized that that is
Speaker 2: the office that is gonna be doing my surgery. At
Speaker 2: first I was like, oh, this is a vibe, like
Speaker 2: this is fun. But then when I found out that
Speaker 2: they're going to be doing my surgery, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a second opinion. I'm going to go
Speaker 2: to another doctor and see what the vibe is.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: My problem growing up so removed from healthcare and doctor
Speaker 3: visits is that I don't believe that. In my head,
Speaker 3: I'm like, do an Nettie pot, You'll be fine. Keep
Speaker 3: it pushing, like I just can't comprehend actually getting a surgery.
Speaker 2: That it's a medical necessity. But I'd be fine, Like
Speaker 2: I have like bacteria and shit in my sinuses, and
Speaker 2: I'm sure I could drain it out somehow and not
Speaker 2: have to like literally have like a little procedure done.
Speaker 2: But the problem is is it would just be persistent
Speaker 2: because my airways are so small, and so it would
Speaker 2: just happen again after I got sick.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's just gonna happen again? Oh no,
Speaker 1: because they're gonna like bust your walls over.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's the surgery is balloons.
Speaker 1: In my brain, I would have assumed you've already had
Speaker 1: your walls buses.
Speaker 2: Oh a hundred times over, bait a hundred times over.
Speaker 3: That's a good leeway into Well, we have to play
Speaker 3: the audio clip because I was talking to Drew about
Speaker 3: the surgery. Also, it doesn't help that Drew, like everybody
Speaker 3: knows how I feel about Drew and his sicknesses and
Speaker 3: talking about being sick.
Speaker 1: I literally can't take it serious. I had a meter
Speaker 1: when we first met that I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is he okay? Now? When he talked about having any illness.
Speaker 3: I literally feel like I'm battling like my real life legion,
Speaker 3: like my pathological liar.
Speaker 1: I just can't tell.
Speaker 3: And I should put a tracker on your car so
Speaker 3: when you say you go to the doctor, I can
Speaker 3: see if you're actually going to the doctor.
Speaker 2: I have all of the notes, all of that.
Speaker 3: I believe that you're getting surgery, but I just can't
Speaker 3: take it serious because also you like you love it so.
Speaker 2: Much, Oh bitcha, I love it so much. Like when
Speaker 2: I was pissed for like a few days because I
Speaker 2: was like, of course, the one time that I get surgery,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna have to pay for it out of
Speaker 2: pocket and my insurance isn't gonna cover it because I
Speaker 2: don't have fucking insurance. But I'm back to being excited
Speaker 2: because I found out that I'm covered to the end
Speaker 2: of the month. So we're gonna squeeze me in and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be you fucked up. I'm gonna be like
Speaker 2: little baby, like high on perks and like all like cozy,
Speaker 2: and people are gonna have to be like taking care
Speaker 2: of me and like picking me up from places and
Speaker 2: dropping me off. It's gonna be a.
Speaker 3: Vibe it with jo sighed, did we get it in
Speaker 3: that audio message in the audio recording we got the
Speaker 3: other night. What when you were like, yeah, who's gonna
Speaker 3: pick me up and drop me off?
Speaker 1: I was like, nose ghosts, nos ghosts, nose ghosts.
Speaker 3: And Josie said he'd do it, but I'll probably do
Speaker 3: it because it only makes sense.
Speaker 2: My mom was like, I'll fly out there. And then
Speaker 2: she called me the next day and was like, actually,
Speaker 2: like thinking about driving, like, o't uber you to the
Speaker 2: place back and forth, but I'm not driving in La
Speaker 2: drive here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll drive you and then you'll be so high
Speaker 3: that I'm gona whoop the piss out of the car
Speaker 3: and you're gonna be like.
Speaker 2: Shaking, the balloons are gonna fly out of my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like.
Speaker 2: They don't stay in your nose, right, yeah, they like
Speaker 2: just in the ciner really yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They Actually I don't know because they were like, you
Speaker 2: have like a postop in like four weeks, so maybe
Speaker 2: they go up in there and take amount or some shit,
Speaker 2: like I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: That is so disgusting.
Speaker 3: Well, if you can't do the podcast, I gotta find
Speaker 3: someone to fucking replace it.
Speaker 2: No, I'll be able to do the podcast. I'm only
Speaker 2: like down for three days and then I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: bleeding for like a week, So I'm gonna have bloody
Speaker 2: nose on the podcast and everybody's be like, oh my god, Drew,
Speaker 2: you okay, Like, well that's gross.
Speaker 3: And when I take you to the surgery, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna come directly home. I'm gonna run all my errands
Speaker 3: and leave you in the bar perked out.
Speaker 2: Wait, they did surgery on and Drew. You Kai, they
Speaker 2: did surgery on and Drew.
Speaker 3: Should we talk about the like my scary thought process?
Speaker 3: When we were watching Roupaul the other night, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: got home from hanging out with friends and Drew and
Speaker 3: Josie were like six episodes into RuPaul and they were
Speaker 3: trying to catch me up. But I got really high,
Speaker 3: really fast, and I kind of mentioned it to them.
Speaker 3: But I don't like being like, guys, I'm about to
Speaker 3: be really high, Like, please be careful because they will
Speaker 3: not be careful.
Speaker 1: They will try to share me further.
Speaker 3: And we were sitting there watching it, We're all joking
Speaker 3: about like certain things, but then in my head, I
Speaker 3: don't know what it was. Oh, Josie made a joke
Speaker 3: it because I like had said something I was like
Speaker 3: okay to something someone did, like I didn't think it
Speaker 3: was good on the show, and Josie made the joking.
Speaker 1: He was like, see, that's why we waited.
Speaker 3: For you to leave the house to watch this, because
Speaker 3: then we could be safe watching it without you, Like
Speaker 3: we have a.
Speaker 1: Safe space without you. And then I was so high.
Speaker 1: I got so deep into my sycing.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, what if my friends
Speaker 3: actually genuinely believe I'm homophobic? And like there's this like
Speaker 3: ongoing conversation behind my back that I'm homophobic. And I
Speaker 3: got so scared and then I don't know, if you
Speaker 3: know if I was like dead silent for like, yeah,
Speaker 3: five minutes until y'all started joking it because I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, maybe I am like disrupting their peace,
Speaker 3: Like I am literally a problem, Like.
Speaker 2: I mean, it wouldn't be a problem for me, like personally,
Speaker 2: like you can be whatever, like you can be homophobic,
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't bother me, It doesn't.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't that bother you? Like I feel like that
Speaker 1: would bother anybody, like not me.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking we not.
Speaker 1: Oh, is it because you're straight? So you don't care. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think even if you're straight though, that's.
Speaker 2: Kind of the Rainbow Mafia.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was really funny, and then they were
Speaker 3: showing me it was actually greening me out, Like I
Speaker 3: love that show, but every time we all have the
Speaker 3: same feeling when they do the musicals and stuff, it
Speaker 3: really freaks me out because I'm just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it is someone's full time job to make a rusical,
Speaker 3: Like they are on salary to make and produce the
Speaker 3: rusicals that RuPaul does. And they did like an SNL
Speaker 3: skit and there was this one girl who I don't
Speaker 3: know her name.
Speaker 1: She was freaking me out, like what is her name?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They insert the clip that we were like laughing so
Speaker 1: hard at it'll be like never is.
Speaker 2: Okay, girl? Now is it the It's not the one
Speaker 2: of her riding the house in the water, it's the
Speaker 2: one of her in the office, Like yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 2: It was making me so Lindsey Graham. She did Lindsey Graham.
Speaker 2: She couldn't know who Lindsey Graham was, so she just
Speaker 2: like did this whole fucking bit that she.
Speaker 1: Like interpretated it as like she read it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it makes me so sad because I really
Speaker 3: feel like, to be good at drag Race, you have
Speaker 3: to be everything. You have to be funny, you have
Speaker 3: to be crafty, you have to be witty, you have
Speaker 3: to be quick, you have to be like super like
Speaker 3: ready to like snap back at somebody. You just have
Speaker 3: to be so well rounded in every course, and some
Speaker 3: people just.
Speaker 2: Don't don't have it that march and like, and which is.
Speaker 1: Understandable because it's asking a law of a fucking.
Speaker 2: Entertainer, Like I couldn't be able to do it. I
Speaker 2: would No, you wouldn't be You wouldn't you would start fighting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I was saying, Like if Josiah started doing
Speaker 2: drag five years ago, he would be an all star
Speaker 2: on Drag Race already, like he really is, Like it's
Speaker 2: so good at that type of shit, Like uh, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my story is like got really scared
Speaker 3: and then I told you the next day and he
Speaker 3: just laughed at me, and he's like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: are you talking about? And I was like no, I
Speaker 3: literally was so scared for like five minutes, Like I
Speaker 3: was so deeply in my head and then I just
Speaker 3: started thinking about who I was as a person, and
Speaker 3: if you guys actually like me, and like if you
Speaker 3: ever had a problem with me, would you be like
Speaker 3: willing to tell me about it or would you just
Speaker 3: let me continue? Which I know y'all would tell me
Speaker 3: if you actually had a problem with me, but it
Speaker 3: was really scared.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't. You've made an environment where if I
Speaker 2: say something to you and speak up, I can't I
Speaker 2: get hit she hits me? No. Uh, that's so funny
Speaker 2: that you mentioned that because I had a dream. I
Speaker 2: think I told you this morning or last night at
Speaker 2: one am, because I accidentally fell asleep at nine thirty
Speaker 2: and then woke up at one thirty. But in that timeframe,
Speaker 2: I had a dream about Tricksy Mattel and like it
Speaker 2: was Ricky Montgomery, like the singer, like was shooting a
Speaker 2: music video in this van and he invited us over
Speaker 2: and we went over and we were just like chatting,
Speaker 2: and then Trixie Mattellan Katiakova I can't say her last name,
Speaker 2: Chikova came out like into the front door and they
Speaker 2: were like, get out here, you marketable motherfucker. I have
Speaker 2: it written down because like what does that mean? And
Speaker 2: then we went out there and took pictures with fans,
Speaker 2: and then I woke up.
Speaker 1: And you said that I stayed in the van.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was just me out there with.
Speaker 3: Trixy, so you had a bunch of pictures with Trixy affairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was really really an insane dream. Really an
Speaker 2: insane dream, y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't sound that insane when you put it
Speaker 3: into like that perspective. I have a scary dream, but
Speaker 3: I don't remember, but I know that when you tried
Speaker 3: to wake me up the first time, I woke up
Speaker 3: from it and then I knocked back out.
Speaker 2: I I've been sleeping till three pm every day.
Speaker 1: No, it's the latest it goes is like one, but
Speaker 1: I haven't woken up at one in a while.
Speaker 2: You and O Ryan did sleep till two, and it
Speaker 2: was the night after something scary happened, and I I
Speaker 2: really thought the Idaho fo massacre happened in our house,
Speaker 2: and that Oriyan and Enya were murdered in her bedroom,
Speaker 2: and that I was just existing in this house until two.
Speaker 2: And then I went to knock on her door and
Speaker 2: I was like imagining them like bloody and pattern to prouse,
Speaker 2: and I was like cool, like I have to call
Speaker 2: the cops now and they're gonna think I fucking did
Speaker 2: this shit, And I didn't fucking do this.
Speaker 3: It was actually because we stayed up so fucking late
Speaker 3: watching Love Is Blind, and we then we we stayed
Speaker 3: up late watching Love is Blind. Then we got in
Speaker 3: bed and we watched tiktoks and we only went to
Speaker 3: sleep when we did because the sun was fully up
Speaker 3: so crazy and we were scared of the sun like
Speaker 3: keeping us up longer. So we were like, turn off
Speaker 3: your phone, turn off your phone, just go to sleep, Like,
Speaker 3: just turn it off because we're gonna keep looking at it.
Speaker 1: Turn it off.
Speaker 3: And we both like turned off our phone and like
Speaker 3: turned over into like the pillow so that we could
Speaker 3: like go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Oh, and it was fun.
Speaker 3: It was a very fun night, such an amazing vibe,
Speaker 3: amazing vibes all around.
Speaker 2: Did y'all fgure each other?
Speaker 1: No, not that night. We were too tired.
Speaker 2: When he slept in my bed.
Speaker 1: Oh I literally did, and did weep angry each other?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm like, Drew.
Speaker 3: Falls asleep instantly, Drew sleep over by because he just
Speaker 3: knocks out.
Speaker 1: Like we got in bed and we were trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what's to watch him. He's like, honestly, just
Speaker 1: put anything on because I'm gonna fall asleep. And he did.
Speaker 1: He like two seconds later he fell asleep. That's what
Speaker 1: you did last night too.
Speaker 3: Last night we were sitting on his bed after eating
Speaker 3: the jack of potatoes and he was like, damn, maybe
Speaker 3: that's my new food because it's not even knocking me out.
Speaker 3: And then he laid on the bed and we were
Speaker 3: watching something and he knocked out ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Then he was fucked up. It's fucked up. That's another
Speaker 2: doctor appointment I need. The schedule is to find out
Speaker 2: why I fall asleep after I eat.
Speaker 1: Also, I came to the conclusion.
Speaker 3: Remember how Drew used to say our old couch had
Speaker 3: black mold. It never had fucking black mold. It was
Speaker 3: the start of Drew's weird fucking thing where he eats
Speaker 3: and knocks out and and then go yeah, he would
Speaker 3: eat and then go lay on the couch and knock out,
Speaker 3: and he was the only one experiencing that.
Speaker 1: But he'd be like, guys, something so happens when I
Speaker 1: put my face in this couch. And he would always say,
Speaker 1: I'd be like watching like ten minutes I'm gonna be asleep,
Speaker 1: And he would be asleep, but it was after he
Speaker 1: fucking ate food. He would like, lay on the couch.
Speaker 2: And knock out crazy fucking vibe.
Speaker 3: Bro, Well, what's gonna happen if you go to the
Speaker 3: doctor and you actually do have pre diabetes and you
Speaker 3: have to change your eating habits, change my eating habits?
Speaker 1: Will you?
Speaker 2: No, I'll eat what I eat until my fucking feet
Speaker 2: fall off, bitch, Like I'll be walking around with stubby,
Speaker 2: fucking legs if I have to give up talkies because
Speaker 2: I'm not giving up talkies.
Speaker 1: You are so annoyed.
Speaker 2: If they say give up red forty or take will
Speaker 2: take your feet, I'll let them have my feet. Just
Speaker 2: take my feet now, Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I guess who would you be without your nighttime concoctions?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like, if you lose yourself, you're having
Speaker 3: the same thing people being like, uh, who would I be?
Speaker 3: Like I would lose all my spark if I took
Speaker 3: an ssrr that's you with your food, Like I would
Speaker 3: lose all my spark if I wasn't literally feeding my guns.
Speaker 1: The most diabolical that's.
Speaker 2: The thing is my microbiome. Controls my brain. So I
Speaker 2: have like a very eclectic, weird microbiome in my gut.
Speaker 3: And that's a weird way to describe a really unhealthy microbio.
Speaker 3: I have an eclectic microbiome, Like there's like trinkets and
Speaker 3: charms in your stomach.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally like red forty corns, yrup and acid.
Speaker 2: Every time I eat, I'd kill them.
Speaker 1: You kill all the healthy bacterior in your gut. No,
Speaker 1: but like once a month you'll have a green juice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been good about eating green. I really have been.
Speaker 2: And don't even sit there in front like I have it.
Speaker 1: You had a single. I saw you eat a salad
Speaker 1: for the first time.
Speaker 2: I ate a salalid. I ate ate a salad on
Speaker 2: the side.
Speaker 1: Chicken sandwich, macaroni. He had a resis take five Smarties,
Speaker 1: peanut m and MS, sung other random shit in there.
Speaker 5: Oh no, and a KFC chicken cheese pizza, which is
Speaker 5: a KFC chicken thigh with it's like a fake fucking like, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's a cheesea So he ate all that with the
Speaker 5: salad on the side, and that mind you that crunched in.
Speaker 2: Ran Listen, listen, there's a yin and a yang. I'm
Speaker 2: given a take and I have to balance the good
Speaker 2: with the evil, because if I'm just eating good things
Speaker 2: for me, I'm gonna be sad. I have to experience
Speaker 2: the bad to be happy. Or yeah, am I a
Speaker 2: holy shit? No, don't deprive yourself of the things you
Speaker 2: want to eat. That's the takeaway. If I want to
Speaker 2: eat a salad, I'm gonna eat a salad.
Speaker 3: I eat what I want, but not the way you do.
Speaker 3: Like I had that mac and cheese from Dave's Hot Chicken.
Speaker 3: I was like, Yeah, I'm gonna have that mac and cheese,
Speaker 3: but I'm also gonna eat like not red forty on
Speaker 3: the side with it.
Speaker 2: I ren forty stare. Yeah, I guy, it's been getting
Speaker 2: out of control. I eat like three meals at once
Speaker 2: at night in my bed.
Speaker 1: It is a vibe, though, because I get a late
Speaker 1: night snack out of it.
Speaker 3: So I get to have my dinner at a normal
Speaker 3: human time of like seven pm, and then around one
Speaker 3: pm I can just walk into Drew's buffet and it's
Speaker 3: like the nastiest things I've ever seen, and I get
Speaker 3: to have a bite eventor so I get to have
Speaker 3: all your evil food my late night snack, which is
Speaker 3: actually kind of a vibe, like literally, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: Actually, this is probably a problematic take, but I miss
Speaker 2: bonappetite Brad and Clara or Claire so fucking much.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I miss that era of life because it
Speaker 1: also was.
Speaker 2: Like a vibe and also like it was so fun
Speaker 2: shipping them even though they probably hated each other, And
Speaker 2: like I stumbled upon like Brad's TikTok recently and he's
Speaker 2: still fucking weird and doing weird shit, and I love
Speaker 2: him and he's sexy hot. And then I stumbled upon
Speaker 2: Claire and she's making tiktoks now and she's sexy hot,
Speaker 2: and it's just like literally such a vibe, Like I
Speaker 2: love them, and she's so matro matrely, how do you
Speaker 2: say that? Matreally?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 2: Is that how you say that? Guy?
Speaker 4: Honestly, I don't know, but it sounds right.
Speaker 2: And I just want her to hold me. And she
Speaker 2: makes like these like brown butter sugar cookies with chocolate,
Speaker 2: Like I.
Speaker 3: Wish I had the lust for life that people who
Speaker 3: cook really good meals for them do, because I really
Speaker 3: make myself meals to survive.
Speaker 2: We made jacket potatoes.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's what was cracking me up.
Speaker 3: Is to Drew, I was saying, how we haven't cooked,
Speaker 3: we haven't made a meal in this house that needs heat.
Speaker 3: What I fucking eat, I can't even make fun of
Speaker 3: what you eat.
Speaker 2: And what I eat is fucking really eat ingredients?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I eat ingredients, and I don't constructed decay.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's kind of like Michelin's Star vibe, like deconstruction.
Speaker 2: It's cottage cheese and heart of palms.
Speaker 3: That bitch was onto something. The lady on TikTok hard
Speaker 3: a palm with mustard and cottage cheese. That shit is
Speaker 3: fucking yummy, and I got the stuff to make it today.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna today I'm gonna have a tuna sandwich
Speaker 3: and heart of palm with mustard.
Speaker 2: And you know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have tuna and ritz and then I'm going to get
Speaker 2: some cottage cheese and I'm going to scoop out half
Speaker 2: of in avocado one bite at a time, and then
Speaker 2: put the cottage cheese in the bite and eat it
Speaker 2: all at once. And y'all, I swear to God, it'll
Speaker 2: change your life. It'll change your life.
Speaker 3: Well, the birds are back to chirping, and I think
Speaker 3: it's going to be okay. I think it's all gonna
Speaker 3: be okay. Yeah, because when like starting to end and
Speaker 3: the birds are back to chirping outside my window, I
Speaker 3: do feel a little spark again.
Speaker 1: And I heard it yesterday.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, Oh my god, God, I'm.
Speaker 1: Literally gonna be okay. I see because I had to.
Speaker 1: I had to show up for my bay.
Speaker 2: No, you were actually feeling good. You were happy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's say it that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was so happy.
Speaker 2: Just wait through, just wait till the hummingbirds come back
Speaker 2: and they're flying around our living room window.
Speaker 1: Did I feel like we have the insert that there's
Speaker 1: this TikTok of Josie and I either feel like that
Speaker 1: picture or I feel like the character running through a
Speaker 1: silent hill map. Those are my two.
Speaker 3: Variations of mental states right now. And I'm to the
Speaker 3: point that usually talking about my mental state will make
Speaker 3: me burst into tears, but I actually feel.
Speaker 1: Nothing. Oh my god, wow, makes you think I feel nothing?
Speaker 3: You like, I literally it is actually so funny where
Speaker 3: my mental estate has been. But I'm just hoping and
Speaker 3: praying that it goes away soon or I start taking
Speaker 3: an SSRI and I never have to feel this again.
Speaker 3: And that's my vibe right now, because being twenty five,
Speaker 3: post five years of therapy and still feeling like this,
Speaker 3: something's not I don't know, something is not adding up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's my mental update. I feel like I
Speaker 3: give like a yearly around this time and a mental update,
Speaker 3: and just so you know, I'm right back to where
Speaker 3: I started. I did the circle and I'm right back
Speaker 3: to the starting point. But it's okay because I just
Speaker 3: get high as fuck and I play Fortnite and I
Speaker 3: act like I don't exist, and then it's fun. It's fun.
Speaker 3: Or if we do stuff like yesterday when I just
Speaker 3: distract myself all day, but then at night Drew fell
Speaker 3: asleep way too early and I was alone with my
Speaker 3: thoughts for like four hours, and I felt fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I was so down bad.
Speaker 3: I played a U two song on Fortnite Festival to
Speaker 3: distract myself.
Speaker 1: That's how damn bad I am because.
Speaker 3: I played the Lady Gotgun the Libya Rodrigo songs too
Speaker 3: many times, and I don't want to play fucking a
Speaker 3: Nelly song. Why is that in the fortnight like festival,
Speaker 3: like it kind of makes no sense. I don't want
Speaker 3: to play a Nelly song.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about Blink one eighty two
Speaker 3: like oh kill me. I don't want to play that.
Speaker 3: I want fun girl songs, like where's all the girl songs?
Speaker 3: So I played a U two song and I just
Speaker 3: sat in silence alone in the living room playing a
Speaker 3: U two song on Fortnite Festival, and I felt like
Speaker 3: my head was gonna explode. But then Drew woke up
Speaker 3: and told me about his dream, and then I got
Speaker 3: up and I wasked, like, I need to go to
Speaker 3: bed because this is not helping me right now.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sending you to the dark place right well, I am
Speaker 2: just so incredibly happy and just so happy.
Speaker 1: So happy.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy. I'm so happy everything she said I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: So we're just like this bubble.
Speaker 2: We just potentiate each other every single night, and it's
Speaker 2: actually a really dangerous environment to be in. So I've
Speaker 2: decided I'm not going to feed into it anymore. And
Speaker 2: you can't feed into mine anymore. And that's the tea,
Speaker 2: that's the real t and.
Speaker 4: I've been electrocuting my brain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna bring it up, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like kai talk about that because that is
Speaker 2: not my tea.
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy is so I've been doing TMS,
Speaker 4: which is.
Speaker 2: Like when you girls have periods and they're like.
Speaker 4: No, really no, it's not the same as that. That's PMS.
Speaker 4: Now I'm me educating you. So I basically be doing
Speaker 4: this thing where you like you electrocute like a part
Speaker 4: of your brain literally, and it's supposed to stimulate it.
Speaker 2: It's a vibe. I've heard of it.
Speaker 4: Yeahs to work. We'll fucking see, because every time I'm
Speaker 4: in that chair, I feel like I'm in clockwork orange
Speaker 4: and my fucking memory is being a race. Yeah. But
Speaker 4: the first I went in for like the first one,
Speaker 4: and the person that was like helping me with it
Speaker 4: was like, uh, what do you do for work? And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I like produce this podcast and
Speaker 4: he was like, oh, emergency intercom. And then he like
Speaker 4: pulled the switch and like and I was like getting electrocuted.
Speaker 4: And it's not like I'm like kind of like joking
Speaker 4: when I say it's like, you're getting elect cute, but you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are like burning, like your your brain is
Speaker 3: touching like a like a dangerous socket.
Speaker 2: And are you telling me your doctor that's electrocuting your
Speaker 2: brain listens to this podcast?
Speaker 4: Well, the person that sent me up. Yeah, I haven't
Speaker 4: been paired with him again, but.
Speaker 2: That's so gagworthy.
Speaker 4: But I was like, you're literally strapped into a chair,
Speaker 4: like tied into it. They don't need to move because
Speaker 4: if you go too far to the right then you
Speaker 4: like your brain turns off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen videos of it. It's like pretty intense,
Speaker 2: like they're.
Speaker 4: Like it was just the craziest situation because they have
Speaker 4: Roku on and then it's just like drone footage of
Speaker 4: like Farmland. And he was like cool, like how long
Speaker 4: have you guys been like doing that? Like I just
Speaker 4: started listening recently. I was like getting electric cuting.
Speaker 2: And he wasn't even listening like in the I think.
Speaker 4: He's like been a fan for like a couple of months.
Speaker 4: But then yeah, but he was really sweet and it
Speaker 4: was actually kind of fun talking to him. Well, I
Speaker 4: got like an electric current pulsating through my.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a better situation is having like a semi
Speaker 3: normal conversation with somebody rather than like a sterile ass
Speaker 3: doctor just being like you ready, okay again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they've been up in the power every single day,
Speaker 4: and it's to the point where like my face twitches.
Speaker 2: Every Yeah, it's daily, y'all. He's gone. He has like
Speaker 2: three more weeks of daily brains.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like it's helping.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest, I have felt better. You have
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks. But I feel like you can
Speaker 4: pick up on it a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, you've like, yeah, every time
Speaker 2: we've like had our hour long phone cost me and
Speaker 2: Kai talk on the phone. I have a screenshot we
Speaker 2: talk on the phone for like an hour almost every night.
Speaker 2: It's a vibe. But yeah, I just like keep mental
Speaker 2: notes and you're I've been.
Speaker 4: Feeling it's been like the first time in like nine months.
Speaker 4: But with all of this ship, I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna say it's a success until it's like six months,
Speaker 4: but but yeah, it's been. It's been good, and I
Speaker 4: think it's a really funny thing to do, which is
Speaker 4: the most important.
Speaker 2: It's a bit, it's a bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I'm like literally a cartoon character.
Speaker 2: Dude, I've been doing this thing called masturbation. Have y'all
Speaker 2: heard of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yes, that's not like a I don't. I
Speaker 1: actually think that might be if you do it too much.
Speaker 1: I actually think that might be bad for you. No, oh,
Speaker 1: are you for big the statistics wrong?
Speaker 2: I just did it. I just did it just now,
Speaker 2: like literally just now.
Speaker 4: You know the like thing where like uh samurais that
Speaker 4: are really good?
Speaker 2: Like fairly open the sores fucking flat?
Speaker 4: That's you both with your wiener.
Speaker 1: Fucking nasty boots.
Speaker 2: Have ever told the twin experiment in college?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've talked about that on the podcast. Yeah no
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I swear you have.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Why do you think we're lying?
Speaker 2: What is it? If I've talked about it, it's.
Speaker 3: It's like they tried to take like you and Madeline,
Speaker 3: or you thought they took you in Madeline for uh
Speaker 3: like a like a study or some shit you've talked
Speaker 3: about like a twin experience on here. Yes, I part
Speaker 3: of the story multiple times.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, they are gentrifying the pyramids and it's bullshit.
Speaker 2: I swear to god they are. They literally are gingrifying
Speaker 2: the pyramids, like they're going in there and they're adding
Speaker 2: fucked up fake plaster rocks to like rebuild to what
Speaker 2: they look like instead of leaving them in the ruined
Speaker 2: state they are in now and it's real.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's a wrap when they have a tripod
Speaker 1: with the ring light and the iPad between it.
Speaker 2: No, they already do have that, Like it's crazy. They
Speaker 2: have like photo areas, like.
Speaker 4: They have their blue bottle to the middle of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there's a blue bottle even that chamber.
Speaker 3: Like if I was out there in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I want to coffee so bad, and
Speaker 3: then I'd see it and I'd be the first person
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to get out of there though, like literally,
Speaker 2: we got to get out of those tombs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like a sacred exactly.
Speaker 2: Like people have got to leave, but I want to go.
Speaker 2: I want to go so bad. I want to feel
Speaker 2: the echo chamber. There's like a vibration room like inside
Speaker 2: of there where like one of the bodies was buried
Speaker 2: were buried, and the frequency that reverberates out the walls
Speaker 2: is like in like whatever whenever it's cool. It's fucking late,
Speaker 2: I want to go inside the Pyramids, and me and
Speaker 2: Madeline and Stephen were planning.
Speaker 1: A trip but right before phobd Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Then they were like, you can't go.
Speaker 3: So I don't mean there's any landmark I've ever been,
Speaker 3: like I need to go there. There's like I don't
Speaker 3: think I have a single one. Oh, like I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't even think of a landwork.
Speaker 4: It's not that big ass thing that's like flat Drew's penis.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was trying to get it then moved Flat
Speaker 2: Drew's ass there.
Speaker 1: It's big, a big flow.
Speaker 4: It's where the Aliens like touched down, and it's in
Speaker 4: the United States, like this huge plateau. Oh no, no,
Speaker 4: is it It's called Devil's Plateaus.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: I think it's that like, is it sacred land Devil's Tower.
Speaker 2: I think some dude parachuted out of a plane and
Speaker 2: landed on that, but they didn't have a way to
Speaker 2: get down, so.
Speaker 4: Like this shit, this is insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, some dude jumped out of an airplane, landed
Speaker 2: on it in like the thirties, and then didn't have
Speaker 2: a way to get fucking down. So he was just
Speaker 2: trapped up there for like a week and a half.
Speaker 2: Literally it became like national news and like they had
Speaker 2: to send like supply drops with like uh propeller airplanes
Speaker 2: and they would just drop like food and shelter for
Speaker 2: him every day. And then eventually like five rock climbers
Speaker 2: like climbed up and then climbed them down. Isn't that tea.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking about how there's nowhere I want to visit,
Speaker 3: and it's freaking me out.
Speaker 1: But really I've just decided I don't really give a
Speaker 1: fuck about.
Speaker 2: You don't want to go to Iceland and see the
Speaker 2: volcanoes in the silver suit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's different because that's not like a historical
Speaker 3: like it's not one of the Seven Wonders of the
Speaker 3: World necessarily. I just want to see it because I
Speaker 3: saw a movie about lavas and volcanoes, and I know
Speaker 3: what it'll be pretty.
Speaker 1: I want to do that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: But I want to like get into Like all I
Speaker 3: really give a fuck about when I travel is if
Speaker 3: I could go somewhere and get into a body of water,
Speaker 3: that's what I want.
Speaker 2: And if they have a Dover Street market with the
Speaker 2: rare Dover street market clothing.
Speaker 3: No, I like literally decided I don't like to travel
Speaker 3: for cities.
Speaker 2: What you gotta do is you gotta get high and
Speaker 2: then watch a documentary on the Pyramids, and then it'll
Speaker 2: be the only thing you can think about for six months.
Speaker 3: It sounds like it'll like that environment will fuck up
Speaker 3: my eggsma, that's all I can think about. When I
Speaker 3: look at the desert, like watching Done, I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: this would destroy me, Like it would feel like my skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so gross. No, I'm entering my architect arc soon, y'all.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna start building little houses in the
Speaker 2: middle of the wood and or in the wood in
Speaker 2: the middle of the wood. I'm going to like go
Speaker 2: to home depot and buy like plywood and ship and
Speaker 2: just build like house.
Speaker 3: I'm imagining you like getting like nails and building something
Speaker 3: and it falling over and you go like freaking out.
Speaker 1: The way you doing something sucks up.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh my god, can get myself.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: No, if I'm out alone, I can't yell because I'm
Speaker 2: not yelling towards anybody.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I ate again, might still yell. I would yell,
Speaker 1: not me.
Speaker 2: I'm different.
Speaker 1: You don't talk to yourself at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I do a lot. I'm fucking crazy, y'all.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking crazy. I'm so fucking crazy. Okay, well, let's
Speaker 2: get into some media. We watched Dune two. We did
Speaker 2: a back to back double feature Dune one here at
Speaker 2: the crib. It was three hours, and then we went
Speaker 2: to the theater and watched Dune two for three hours.
Speaker 2: Dune two is fucking awesome. Uh duh. Everyone says it's awesome.
Speaker 2: It is awesome. It was like there was some comparisons
Speaker 2: made before where I was like, girls, like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck are you talking about? Like people were saying it
Speaker 2: was like better than The Godfather and shit like one,
Speaker 2: why are you comparing those two movies too? Like it's
Speaker 2: literally not so like, don't say that, but it was
Speaker 2: good as fuck and it is something you should go watch,
Speaker 2: point blank.
Speaker 4: Period.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was the thing that Drew. That was Drew's birthday
Speaker 1: wish for us all to do is to see Dune one.
Speaker 2: And actually no, I literally just forgot it was my
Speaker 2: birthday when I bought the tickets and it was my birthday.
Speaker 2: We're rolling into my birthday. As we got in there
Speaker 2: and then everyone was like, oh, it's your birthday, Like,
Speaker 2: I'll come and join it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I did it, because I was like,
Speaker 3: I know because now that I've pointed it out, that
Speaker 3: it rolls into you because I pointed it out and
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't really want to go, but
Speaker 3: I guess it's kind of like your birthday wish and
Speaker 3: you were like.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I guess it is. I guess you have
Speaker 1: to do it unless you don't fucking give a fuck
Speaker 1: about me, Like, and he said it to me and Josie,
Speaker 1: because me and Josie were like, we're not doing that.
Speaker 3: We don't want to. But me and Josie sat next
Speaker 3: to each other during it. But when we were here,
Speaker 3: I was like, I feel like if I got high,
Speaker 3: I would tap in, Like I just know I would.
Speaker 3: Because watching Across the Spider Verse in that state literally
Speaker 3: had me thinking that I made the movie like it
Speaker 3: was the craziest feeling.
Speaker 1: I've ever felt.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, it was so gorgeous
Speaker 3: being a part of this movie.
Speaker 1: That's what it made me feel like.
Speaker 3: And then watching June one, I got so tapped in
Speaker 3: in a way that I genuinely don't believe I would
Speaker 3: have sober because I'm such a bitch about sci fi
Speaker 3: and I don't really care for sci fi because I
Speaker 3: grew up in a household with a parent who really
Speaker 3: liked Star Wars, so I grew up watching those movies
Speaker 3: all the time, and they would piss me off and
Speaker 3: I would always take a nap and be like, wake
Speaker 3: me up when this shit's over, Like I don't want
Speaker 3: to watch this shit again. So I don't like sci
Speaker 3: fi because of that. And I was so tapped in
Speaker 3: and me and Josie sat next to each other for
Speaker 3: the second one, and we sat next to a man
Speaker 3: who did not fuck with our bot, but like we
Speaker 3: are respectful. We did not talk during the movie, but
Speaker 3: during the fucking ads and like the random trailers, we
Speaker 3: were making jokes to each other about it, and he
Speaker 3: wouldn't look at us, but he was doing this the
Speaker 3: whole time, like.
Speaker 1: I'm like just staring at us, and we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and he like didn't.
Speaker 3: Like they were sitting behind us, So I would get
Speaker 3: up to go get snacks from them and come back down,
Speaker 3: And when I would be coming back down, I would
Speaker 3: literally just watch him like stare at me into my
Speaker 3: seat and like he didn't want to turn his head
Speaker 3: to us, but we knew he was so unhappy to
Speaker 3: be sitting next to us. No, during the movie, I
Speaker 3: literally said to Josie, I was like, Okay, during the movie,
Speaker 3: we're not gonna talk because this man's actually gonna stab us.
Speaker 1: Like, don't fucking speak to me.
Speaker 3: Me and Josie did not utter a single fucking word
Speaker 3: to each other during that movie, because he gave me
Speaker 3: the aura that he was actually going to like stab me,
Speaker 3: a mass stabbing was going to happen to me and
Speaker 3: Josie if we even breathed too hard during that movie.
Speaker 3: So we didn't speak during the movie. Also, there was
Speaker 3: one point when I was falling asleep because I don't
Speaker 3: think any human should watch six hours of Doom. Also,
Speaker 3: I cheek coated that shit because y'all hoes waited four
Speaker 3: fucking years to see the second one.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 3: I got to binge it like it was love is blind,
Speaker 3: Like I just saw the whole thing in one night.
Speaker 3: It was lit and I was the only one who
Speaker 3: clapped after dude.
Speaker 2: It was so funny. Me, Josh and Lucas and Christian
Speaker 2: were like dying laughing because and you like clapped and
Speaker 2: went wooh. It was silent, like it was so silent, like.
Speaker 1: Y'all aren't vibing the way I was. And I had
Speaker 1: a really good time and it was freaking awesome. And
Speaker 1: then I came home and I knocked out.
Speaker 2: That's my storm, the vibe vibe. It was the best
Speaker 2: birthday I've ever d in my life. Okay, Well, then
Speaker 2: my music media is I made a new playlist on
Speaker 2: Spotify and it's called I want to like music again
Speaker 2: so bad. Please let me enjoy music. This is out
Speaker 2: of control, and it's because I don't like music right now.
Speaker 2: Hence my media has been so fucking boring. Go listen
Speaker 2: to that playlist if you want to hear what I'm
Speaker 2: trying to like right now. And it's mainly just Inya
Speaker 2: in Orion's music that they put on in my vicinity.
Speaker 2: And that's my media.
Speaker 3: My media is nothing stays the same by Alastica Claire
Speaker 3: de Lune number three by Claude Debussy, Bussy Wondering Who
Speaker 3: by the Jacksons, and it only happens delegation, Oh and
Speaker 3: roll on, Babe, Ronnie Lane, ray.
Speaker 2: On, bitches Ye my favorite song, Get spray on, bitches. Okay,
Speaker 2: Drew Sye up corner, Drew Sye up corner. Y'all, bitches
Speaker 2: want to try fenton al try fentonyl this dick in
Speaker 2: your mouth?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Okay, my gosh, folklore evermore cankersore? I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: Where's the liquor store? Um? This girl just put one
Speaker 2: dollar on pump too? Where the fuck she going? Pump three?
Speaker 2: M man? These are all screenshots from my email, So
Speaker 2: y'all gotta get better, do better, y'all. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 3: I literally can't wait to eat a tune sandwich right now.
Speaker 3: That's what's keeping me going period.
Speaker 2: This one's so stupid. Got a meat low flavored vape
Speaker 2: from Goodwill, and now my arms won't bend. Eric i'ven wolf. Okay,
Speaker 2: well that sucked. Oh my god, I'm done with y'all.
Speaker 2: Send me good shit next time. How about that? Okay, motherfuckers?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so evil? Well that was it
Speaker 1: for the episode. Sorry, if we bummed you out.
Speaker 3: We.
Speaker 1: You said you agreed with me?
Speaker 2: No, it was a wee thing.
Speaker 3: I hope everybody. I feel like everybody's in a bit
Speaker 3: of a slump right now.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I love you.
Speaker 3: We will all prevail and maybe you hear the bird birds, Yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe the birds will save me.
Speaker 1: Like it's not no doubt, and I'm like the birther bird.
Speaker 2: The bird is the word. Yea, the bird is literally
Speaker 2: the word.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys for watching.
Speaker 3: The good news is the new Fortnite season comes out,
Speaker 3: like is it this week?
Speaker 1: It might be today? Really, yeah, it's this week, so
Speaker 1: let's go. Big things coming, big things coming, because I.
Speaker 4: Can get drunk alone and flame for hours.
Speaker 3: Dude, I like can't play Fortnite not sober because I
Speaker 3: suck so bad.
Speaker 1: But I've been.
Speaker 3: Sucking really bad because it's to the point of the
Speaker 3: season where all the fucking, like crazy motherfuckers are playing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's just only the people, only the streamers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like bitches like you were playing right now, so
Speaker 3: I'm just getting murked.
Speaker 1: Also, we got stream sniped.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was playing on stream and somebody stream
Speaker 3: sniped us, like, and I didn't notice until somebody posted
Speaker 3: a compilation of how many times me and Drew got
Speaker 3: killed in a game we were playing, and the same
Speaker 3: person killed me twice, So you're evil.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Also, guys, I know I've been making all these jokes
Speaker 4: about drinking alone. They're not jokes. I'm getting fucked up
Speaker 4: every night now, they're jokes. They're jokes I have. I'll
Speaker 4: have like five beers.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I said I was pushing fifty. I am.
Speaker 1: You are not pushing fifty.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: You're barely pushing thirty.
Speaker 2: But no, if you think about it, push twenty five
Speaker 2: is halfway to fifty. Anything over twenty five is pushing
Speaker 2: fucking fifty. So I'm pushing fucking fifty.
Speaker 4: Y'all.
Speaker 1: Well I'm pushing pe so he.
Speaker 2: Okays, Vagina. We're all gonna make it through this. Guys.
Speaker 1: We will listen to the birds, all right. Bye,