WEBVTT - The Perks of Being Drew Phillips

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we'll come back to whoa I mate, I got.

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<v Speaker 2>The emergency intercom Drew's eighteenth birthday extravaganza.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you feeling now that you're eighteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Forever seventeen? Baby? I started an only fans.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like, I mean, you can do whatever you want,

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<v Speaker 3>but you should maybe take.

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<v Speaker 1>Some more time to think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not. I'm already making fifty grand a month.

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<v Speaker 3>But nothing's changed about your brain chemistry from yesterday to today.

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<v Speaker 3>So maybe you let yourself develop a little more mentally

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<v Speaker 3>and then you can decide if that's something you want.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like you're broke and jealous of my fifty

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<v Speaker 2>grand a month for the rest of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, fifty grand a month on OnlyFans on Hello? Have

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<v Speaker 3>you heard what the other girls make? Like you're fucking behind?

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<v Speaker 2>Like actually, let me check it right now. Oh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>to three hundred thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even open an a picked up your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. I almost made a million in a day too,

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<v Speaker 2>off of tips and shit.

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<v Speaker 3>So wait, but then, how did you get three hundred

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<v Speaker 3>thousand a month? That's like not close to a million.

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<v Speaker 2>It's subscribers, so that's but I'll probably make closer to

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<v Speaker 2>two million a month just based off of like sending

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<v Speaker 2>people but whole picks privately because it's all bikini photos.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay up front, Yeah, just neither clear.

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<v Speaker 1>That in a bikini orre you in like a speedo bikini? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you covered?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's really sad that women can't show their nipples.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm taking.

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<v Speaker 1>A stand patriotic and feminist bound.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm taking a stance and covering myself as like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying. You get what, you get

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm trying to understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I cover my body because the woe and can't free theirs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a big proponent for the nipple. We know this.

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<v Speaker 1>We know this. I talk about it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But yeah, it was my eighteenth birthday or what.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally A'm gonna actually forget how old I am

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<v Speaker 2>and just start okay whatever. It was my birthday yesterday,

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<v Speaker 2>and I did not want to do absolutely fucking anything

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<v Speaker 2>because growing older is horrifying and scary, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we should celebrate getting one year closer to death. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we celebrate like nothing. No one needs a birthday. It's

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<v Speaker 2>all phony.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess it is like kind of capitalistic when

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<v Speaker 3>you think about it. It's so that restaurants can get

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<v Speaker 3>a ten person table and then everybody can argue over

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<v Speaker 3>who's going to take the Yeah, did you see that

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<v Speaker 3>whole conversation online people were saying, which I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>agree with. People were saying that if say, it's my

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<v Speaker 3>birthday and I invited all of you guys to a

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<v Speaker 3>really expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Restaurant, you should cover covering.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm choosing like this expensive restaurant, so to assume

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<v Speaker 3>all my friends can cover their tab would be kind

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<v Speaker 3>of ridiculous. I agree with that up until you have

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<v Speaker 3>a homegirl who's like getting fucked up, like don't come

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<v Speaker 3>to my birthday dinner and get like eighteen Margarita's and

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking espresso martini to top it off me and

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<v Speaker 3>then be like literally a homegirl in Carson and then

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<v Speaker 3>I have to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I feel like we've always done that because we're

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<v Speaker 1>just like good people. We will like cover.

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<v Speaker 3>Because we're just like we're good and we're like so

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<v Speaker 3>giving and nice and people don't talk about that, and

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<v Speaker 3>we always write our usernames on the receipt after giving

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<v Speaker 3>a half to you should post.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, post us and tag us. But yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday yesterday and I was left here alone. All

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<v Speaker 2>of my friends left me. You know what I got

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<v Speaker 2>for my birthday? Do you want to know what I got?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a eight dollar Fortnite card, not even enough

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<v Speaker 2>to cover our fucking skin. But they covered it by

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<v Speaker 2>getting me a twenty five dollars Wing Stuff card.

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<v Speaker 1>You get to eat good tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so wingstop on me. It's literally just gonna cover

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<v Speaker 2>my meal. But yeah, that was the only gift I got.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was so excited because I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're such a good gift giver. I know she's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get me something so good. Right, she didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>me shit.

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<v Speaker 3>You may find that one every day waking up is hard.

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<v Speaker 3>A gift is the last thing on my mind. But

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<v Speaker 3>I gave you the gift of my presence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true, that's true. We did have a really,

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<v Speaker 2>really great day yesterday. But no, I'm just kidding. She did.

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<v Speaker 1>I treated my man to a gorgeous day full of candy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know she took me to a tie market

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<v Speaker 2>and we got a bunch of thaie little treats. And candies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was on it. It was all on in

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<v Speaker 2>you and then and you had the great idea. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I have been obsessed with this specific food item

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<v Speaker 2>for months now, haven't done anything about it, and you

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<v Speaker 2>had the idea to make it. Guys, guess what we

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<v Speaker 2>went and made gourmet for dinner last night. Jacket potatoes

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<v Speaker 2>with tuna salad on top. You got a picture of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well inserted. It is a baked potato with

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<v Speaker 2>a crispy skin, three pounds of butter, orange and white cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's cheddar and white cheddar cheese, but they

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<v Speaker 2>call it orange and white Jesus Christ, they call it

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<v Speaker 2>orange and white cheese.

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<v Speaker 4>That was so good.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you put British baked beans on top of that,

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<v Speaker 2>and then on top of that you put tuna salad.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know, y'all it sounds horrifying, but in you

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<v Speaker 2>can vouch for me it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so it looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really yummy like I was expecting when we Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so we like had a whole day.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to the time market. Then I'm the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of girl hole I need my coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>So we stopped for me to get a coffee, and

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<v Speaker 3>I got like a little hand roll next door so

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<v Speaker 3>I could like have something to eat because it was

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<v Speaker 3>like five pm and I had to eat in and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, the last thing I need to do

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<v Speaker 3>is wait till eight pm, and the first thing that

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<v Speaker 3>goes in my body is a jack of potato because

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna make you throw up, Jackie. So I already

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<v Speaker 3>like had a little food, but I wasn't fully full

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<v Speaker 3>when we were at the grocery store getting all the ingredients.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally Drew was looking up the cheeses and looking

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<v Speaker 3>at pictures and I couldn't stop myself from physically.

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<v Speaker 2>Gagging, like fully shuddered body could stop my body. You

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<v Speaker 2>took a fucking screenshot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like I was staring at his phone and thinking

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<v Speaker 3>about what I was about to do to my body.

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<v Speaker 3>And I couldn't fucking believe it because I pride myself

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<v Speaker 3>so much and being like a relatively like good consumer

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<v Speaker 3>of like I eat good food. I eat delicious yumbie food.

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<v Speaker 3>And that sounds like a hydrogen bomb and a plate.

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<v Speaker 1>And it did smell whatever, Oh, it smell like.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonsilstone, like we okay, So I've been doing this thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been recording a bunch of videos. They may never

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<v Speaker 2>see the light of day, but it's me eating my

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<v Speaker 2>bedtime double meals and I eat it in my bed

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<v Speaker 2>every night, and it's like this little series that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>working on, and we ate it in my room. And

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<v Speaker 2>we left to like take out the garbage and wash

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<v Speaker 2>the dishes and shit. And when I came back into

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<v Speaker 2>my room, y'all, like this stench stuff odor, like it

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<v Speaker 2>was really really it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like heavy in there. Yeah, so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It stained my bed like not like physically stained it,

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<v Speaker 2>like the scent stained my comforter, like, oh, like absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was so fucking good, y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was delicious. I will say each of us

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<v Speaker 3>only had half the potato. So if at home you're

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<v Speaker 3>thinking of making a jack of potato, one potato does

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<v Speaker 3>serve too, because you'd be shocked how full of beans and.

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<v Speaker 1>Tuna you get beans, tuna, potato and cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>You get butter.

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<v Speaker 1>Butter.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of fucking butter. And we got a

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<v Speaker 3>nice ass butter, which was cracking us up because we

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<v Speaker 3>asked Sydney Carlson, like, if you don't know she's like, sexy,

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<v Speaker 3>hot girl makes amazing food and she always does these

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<v Speaker 3>like very cute videos, and I want so badly to

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<v Speaker 3>convince her to do a video of her making a

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<v Speaker 3>jacket potato like her just serving cunt and like her

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<v Speaker 3>little like and then the ingredients list goes up and

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<v Speaker 3>it's a potato, tuna, salad, baked beans, cheese, like I

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<v Speaker 3>need her to make it so badly. But we asked

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<v Speaker 3>her what a good butter was because for some reason

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<v Speaker 3>we were like, we're gonna get like the finest ingredients

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<v Speaker 3>for our jacket, like we're gonna make it fancy pants.

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<v Speaker 3>And she sent it to us and then like four

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<v Speaker 3>hours later, we didn't tell her what we were making.

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<v Speaker 3>We never told her why we needed the butter, and

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<v Speaker 3>we just sent her a picture and she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my fucking god, that looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Like something a British person. Yeah, at first, all she

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<v Speaker 1>that was, oh my god, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is all she said. I don't think she ever responded

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<v Speaker 2>back to your text.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, she no, because she had mentioned she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm obsessed with this British girl on TikTok and it

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<v Speaker 3>looks like something she would fucking eat. And we were like,

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<v Speaker 3>it literally is a British person food, Like this is

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<v Speaker 3>British people food, and she never responded.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'ah, something really bad happened to me, like actually actually

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<v Speaker 2>really bad. Like okay, we like.

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<v Speaker 3>Insert the audio that we recorded the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, But anyways, I got I've had like

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<v Speaker 2>ear pain and like my ear has been clogging for

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<v Speaker 2>like a year and a half now, and I literally

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<v Speaker 2>just like thought it was benign and I was just like, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>it is not that deep. I've probably complained about it

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<v Speaker 2>on here a couple of times, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's literally not that deep, like it's not like altering

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<v Speaker 2>my life. But then like I started like falling asleep

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<v Speaker 2>at night and like my ear would like hurt really

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<v Speaker 2>fucking bad, and I was cool. I was like, cool,

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<v Speaker 2>I have like an ear infect So I started looking

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<v Speaker 2>some shit up, which you never fucking do, and I

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<v Speaker 2>looked up like why my ear was like going in

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<v Speaker 2>and out of like clogged mode, and like four different

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<v Speaker 2>people were like, oh, I had like a tumor in

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<v Speaker 2>my brain next to my ear and it would like

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<v Speaker 2>it would physically block my like ear canal. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, cool, I have a tumor, Like this

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<v Speaker 2>is fucked up, and so turning the age that I'm turning,

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<v Speaker 2>I get kicked off of my parents' insurance. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, I'm gonna like book this appointment really quick,

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<v Speaker 2>just get this over with. It's gonna be nothing like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not that fucking deep like whatever, Like I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>on my own insurance and I won't have to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the doctor ever again. So I'm just like doing

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<v Speaker 2>a little tune up before I go to my doctor

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<v Speaker 2>or before I turn the age that I'm turning. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>will never know. Y'all will never know with.

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<v Speaker 3>Me when you can google your name and like that's

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<v Speaker 3>the first thing that pops up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lie, though, it's a lie. Yeah, you're in

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<v Speaker 1>your aluxadmi.

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<v Speaker 2>Bag exactly exactly. But I went and I was not

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<v Speaker 2>thinking anything of it. Like I went to the office

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<v Speaker 2>for the ear nose and throat throat, go doctor, they

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<v Speaker 2>have sex with you there. It's really fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>How fast can you get an appointment?

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<v Speaker 2>You can book on ZocDoc almost immediately, but no, I

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<v Speaker 2>literally booked it that night and then I woke up

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<v Speaker 2>the next day and went. It was like the tea.

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<v Speaker 2>But I went there and the doctor's office was like

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<v Speaker 2>young and hip, and they were a vibe and they

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<v Speaker 2>were all like talking to me like how I speak,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was just like it was a fucking vibe

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<v Speaker 2>in there, like it was it was a key. And

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<v Speaker 2>then like my gay ass doctor, my gay ass like

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<v Speaker 2>nurse assistant or whatever came out and he was super

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<v Speaker 2>gay and a vibe. His name was Andrew too, and

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<v Speaker 2>we were just like having a key. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>it was literally so fun.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like remember recently when I was saying how it

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<v Speaker 3>freaks me out now that all the doctors and nurses

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<v Speaker 3>are our age. Yeah, and that just freaks me out

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm like, you're literally a peer who I'm supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to meet at a bar. Now I'm laying you poke

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<v Speaker 3>my fucking stomach, like I'm literally terrified.

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<v Speaker 2>The scary as fuck. So he and I know you cheated,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know, yeah, I know, y'all bitches were using

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<v Speaker 2>fucking Google And what was the notes app or the

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<v Speaker 2>notes cards, good notes, good reads, some shows. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not that they were using GBT no, no, no, there's those

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<v Speaker 2>it's like flash cards that like have the answer to

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<v Speaker 2>every single test question.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like virtual?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's on Google, but whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So I never cheated, so I wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but in reality, I actually never have studied once

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<v Speaker 3>in my life. And I thought about the other day

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't even know how I would begin to study.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't understand studying and it doesn't make sense

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But keep going. But my gay doctor, we're just like

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<v Speaker 2>having a vibe. And then he sits me down in

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<v Speaker 2>this fucking chair that literally looks like it's gonna like

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<v Speaker 2>kill me. It's gonna like squish me and use all

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<v Speaker 2>my juices. I don't fucking know. And he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're just gonna do a CT scan of your head.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, okay, like you're gay, Like can you

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Like I don't know if you're allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>do that. I'm kidding y'all, but no. It was it

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<v Speaker 2>was a vibe like we were just like shooting the shit,

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<v Speaker 2>like while this fucking robot was scanning my brain, and

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<v Speaker 2>then there was like another gay like uh CT scan

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<v Speaker 2>technician and they were like having like a gay conversation

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<v Speaker 2>like across the like metal barrier. It was super chise,

0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:20.800
<v Speaker 2>like a very lax environment, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I like feel really comfortable in here. And then my

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<v Speaker 2>CT scan pulls up on this big ass screen in

0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.439
<v Speaker 2>front of them and they literally gay gasped. They were

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<v Speaker 2>like oh. And I was like like what, guys, And

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, come here, and I was like what,

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<v Speaker 2>and they like pointed to this side of my face

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<v Speaker 2>and like there was like in my sinuses. There was

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<v Speaker 2>a black one and a gray one and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you sure you don't feel any pain in your sinuses?

0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.920
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, no, I don't feel anything at all,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what are you talking about? And they were like

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<v Speaker 2>are you sure because we haven't seen this like ever,

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<v Speaker 2>Like your entire right side of your face is like

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<v Speaker 2>full of blood, pus, mucus inflammation and I've just been

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<v Speaker 2>sting with that for years, for god knows how long.

0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.400
<v Speaker 2>And they were like, are you sure you don't feel anything?

0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.080
<v Speaker 2>And I was like no, I don't. So then they

0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.000
<v Speaker 2>were like, okay, well, we'll put you in your room whatever.

0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.720
<v Speaker 2>And I went there for my ear and now I'm

0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.000
<v Speaker 2>freaking out about my sinuses. They didn't say shit about

0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.400
<v Speaker 2>my ear. Well, I like sit down in this chair.

0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:21.720
<v Speaker 2>The doctor. Doctor comes in there, and she's really scary

0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.440
<v Speaker 2>and like about her shit, and I was like, okay,

0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.360
<v Speaker 2>like chill as fuck. Well, then she takes this long

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<v Speaker 2>fucking rod, this long with a camera on the end

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<v Speaker 2>of it, and shoves it into my ear and I

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<v Speaker 2>started having a panic attack. I literally did not know.

0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.720
<v Speaker 2>I was scared of things going inside of my face.

0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:38.960
<v Speaker 2>And I don't think anybody just expects that.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't suck dick. I don't suck dick. Like sap

0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:49.440
<v Speaker 2>there you're going there. But I like, this like long

0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:52.160
<v Speaker 2>rod is like all the way in my fucking brain

0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:55.120
<v Speaker 2>and it hurts so bad, y'all, like, and there's little

0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.520
<v Speaker 2>pinchers on the end, and she's like pinching around in there,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And

0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I start like kind of like having an anxiety attack,

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<v Speaker 2>low key, and I like have to tell her to

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<v Speaker 2>stop a bunch of times, and then like she'll stop,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'm like maybe, like it just feels like

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<v Speaker 2>it's too big, like it's hurting the walls of my ear,

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<v Speaker 2>like stop, and then she's like, okay, let's try something else,

0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.800
<v Speaker 2>and then she puts the exact same fucking tool in

0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:18.840
<v Speaker 2>my brain and it like hurts, and then I start

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<v Speaker 2>freaking out because I'm like, oh, she's like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds trying to hit the reset button.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally that's literally what it felt like, the sounds it

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<v Speaker 2>was making inside of my head. Like I've never experienced

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<v Speaker 2>anything like it in my life. And at one point

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<v Speaker 2>I literally started laughing out loud because it was like

0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:36.000
<v Speaker 2>it was funny sounds, and she was like, why are

0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:37.600
<v Speaker 2>you laughing? And and she was like are you okay? And

0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:39.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, I'm fine. But she was like

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<v Speaker 2>not fucking with my vibe after that because I told

0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.960
<v Speaker 2>her she was hurting me and she got pissed at me.

0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Literally sounds like never mind. Anyways, Uh, she like proceeds

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<v Speaker 2>to like look at the screen and I could see

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<v Speaker 2>her like face turn a different color. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, here we go again, Like this is

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<v Speaker 2>not crazy, this is not the vibe. And anyways, she

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<v Speaker 2>proceeds to pull out a ear plug size like you

0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:16.280
<v Speaker 2>know the orange earplugs that you put in your ears.

0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:20.000
<v Speaker 2>It was an egg sack of fucking spiders that was

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<v Speaker 2>just in my ear. No, I'm lying, I'm laying I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like it was like a plug of earwax that she

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<v Speaker 2>was like in blood because.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just dirty booth.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no no no. It was because of

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<v Speaker 2>my sinuses that it was like draining into my ear

0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:36.160
<v Speaker 2>and it was like blood in earwax, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking painful coming out, like and then when I

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<v Speaker 2>saw it, I was like, oh my god, I was

0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.160
<v Speaker 2>like photo, No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>I asked her.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked her to take photos and she was like, no,

0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.200
<v Speaker 2>we don't let we don't let you do that in here.

0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:51.480
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, your technicians just let me take

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<v Speaker 2>a picture of my CT scan. So like I'm confused

0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:54.720
<v Speaker 2>because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Were king with them and she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, she did not fuck with my energy. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>she pulled that shit out of my ear. I swear

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<v Speaker 2>to god, I thought she damaged my ear drum because

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<v Speaker 2>like you know when they say like smelling colors, like

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<v Speaker 2>I was hearing frequencies out of this ear that I've

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<v Speaker 2>never heard in my life, and I was so sensitive,

0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.600
<v Speaker 2>and like I really thought she punctured my ear drum. Dude,

0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:20.960
<v Speaker 2>it this ear now feels like dirty, like it feels gross.

0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:22.440
<v Speaker 2>And she looked at it and she was like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>all fine. This one is like it's still like I

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<v Speaker 2>can like when I like tap shit, like I can

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<v Speaker 2>hear the frequencies that I've never heard before. Like it

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<v Speaker 2>was really actually scaring me for like two days, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's back to normal death now. And then she got

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<v Speaker 2>to my sinuses and it turns out that the last

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<v Speaker 2>day I went to the doctor before I had to

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<v Speaker 2>switch over to my new insurance, I have to get

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<v Speaker 2>surgery so on my sinuses. So I'm done. I'm done.

0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:48.520
<v Speaker 2>It's over for me.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to get surgery. Actually, yeah, fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>They go up in my nose and inflate balloons in

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<v Speaker 2>all of my air passageway and like break the cartilage.

0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:02.679
<v Speaker 2>Because that's why it's like fucked up, is because like

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<v Speaker 2>I have like really really tiny my my sinuses are

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<v Speaker 2>so petite and small. I'm so tiny, but my air

0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:13.800
<v Speaker 2>passageways are really small, so they have to go in

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<v Speaker 2>and like inflate them with the balloon and break the cartilage.

0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:17.880
<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna be like bleeding out of my nose

0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.240
<v Speaker 2>for four days, like it's hell. And they were like,

0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:22.400
<v Speaker 2>don't blow your nose, like you're gonna want to blow

0:18:22.400 --> 0:18:23.640
<v Speaker 2>your nose, And I was like bitch, I don't blow

0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:25.280
<v Speaker 2>my nose now, Like what are you talking about? And

0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.560
<v Speaker 2>she was like, that's why your sinuses are fucked up.

0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.639
<v Speaker 2>And I was gagged. I was literally gagged. But she

0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:32.320
<v Speaker 2>was like, you're gonna want to blow your nose, but

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<v Speaker 2>don't do it. And now I have like this strict

0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:36.800
<v Speaker 2>I have to go pick up like a bitch. I

0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:40.080
<v Speaker 2>get fucking perks though, So it's about to be a vibe.

0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:44.640
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a vibe. I'm gonna get fucked up.

0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take two at once and have a fucking key.

0:18:47.960 --> 0:18:53.800
<v Speaker 2>But long story short, after I realized that that is

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<v Speaker 2>the office that is gonna be doing my surgery. At

0:18:57.160 --> 0:18:58.919
<v Speaker 2>first I was like, oh, this is a vibe, like

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<v Speaker 2>this is fun. But then when I found out that

0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:03.199
<v Speaker 2>they're going to be doing my surgery, I was like, oh,

0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:05.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get a second opinion. I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 2>to another doctor and see what the vibe is.

0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:08.399
<v Speaker 1>See.

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<v Speaker 3>My problem growing up so removed from healthcare and doctor

0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:15.280
<v Speaker 3>visits is that I don't believe that. In my head,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, do an Nettie pot, You'll be fine. Keep

0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:22.160
<v Speaker 3>it pushing, like I just can't comprehend actually getting a surgery.

0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:27.439
<v Speaker 2>That it's a medical necessity. But I'd be fine, Like

0:19:27.720 --> 0:19:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I have like bacteria and shit in my sinuses, and

0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:32.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I could drain it out somehow and not

0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:35.880
<v Speaker 2>have to like literally have like a little procedure done.

0:19:36.040 --> 0:19:38.240
<v Speaker 2>But the problem is is it would just be persistent

0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:40.879
<v Speaker 2>because my airways are so small, and so it would

0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:42.560
<v Speaker 2>just happen again after I got sick.

0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's just gonna happen again? Oh no,

0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.520
<v Speaker 1>because they're gonna like bust your walls over.

0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, that's the surgery is balloons.

0:19:49.760 --> 0:19:52.120
<v Speaker 1>In my brain, I would have assumed you've already had

0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:53.959
<v Speaker 1>your walls buses.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh a hundred times over, bait a hundred times over.

0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:01.560
<v Speaker 3>That's a good leeway into Well, we have to play

0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:03.400
<v Speaker 3>the audio clip because I was talking to Drew about

0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:06.000
<v Speaker 3>the surgery. Also, it doesn't help that Drew, like everybody

0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:08.720
<v Speaker 3>knows how I feel about Drew and his sicknesses and

0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:09.840
<v Speaker 3>talking about being sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally can't take it serious. I had a meter

0:20:12.560 --> 0:20:14.200
<v Speaker 1>when we first met that I was like, oh my god,

0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:17.640
<v Speaker 1>is he okay? Now? When he talked about having any illness.

0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:21.639
<v Speaker 3>I literally feel like I'm battling like my real life legion,

0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:23.120
<v Speaker 3>like my pathological liar.

0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:24.040
<v Speaker 1>I just can't tell.

0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:25.879
<v Speaker 3>And I should put a tracker on your car so

0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:27.080
<v Speaker 3>when you say you go to the doctor, I can

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<v Speaker 3>see if you're actually going to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>I have all of the notes, all of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that you're getting surgery, but I just can't

0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:39.080
<v Speaker 3>take it serious because also you like you love it so.

0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Much, Oh bitcha, I love it so much. Like when

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<v Speaker 2>I was pissed for like a few days because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, of course, the one time that I get surgery,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm gonna have to pay for it out of

0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:51.000
<v Speaker 2>pocket and my insurance isn't gonna cover it because I

0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:55.360
<v Speaker 2>don't have fucking insurance. But I'm back to being excited

0:20:55.400 --> 0:20:57.320
<v Speaker 2>because I found out that I'm covered to the end

0:20:57.320 --> 0:20:59.480
<v Speaker 2>of the month. So we're gonna squeeze me in and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be you fucked up. I'm gonna be like

0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:05.160
<v Speaker 2>little baby, like high on perks and like all like cozy,

0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:06.800
<v Speaker 2>and people are gonna have to be like taking care

0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:08.800
<v Speaker 2>of me and like picking me up from places and

0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:10.439
<v Speaker 2>dropping me off. It's gonna be a.

0:21:10.480 --> 0:21:12.879
<v Speaker 3>Vibe it with jo sighed, did we get it in

0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:15.720
<v Speaker 3>that audio message in the audio recording we got the

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<v Speaker 3>other night. What when you were like, yeah, who's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>pick me up and drop me off?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, nose ghosts, nos ghosts, nose ghosts.

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<v Speaker 3>And Josie said he'd do it, but I'll probably do

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<v Speaker 3>it because it only makes sense.

0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:30.280
<v Speaker 2>My mom was like, I'll fly out there. And then

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<v Speaker 2>she called me the next day and was like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>like thinking about driving, like, o't uber you to the

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<v Speaker 2>place back and forth, but I'm not driving in La

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<v Speaker 2>drive here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll drive you and then you'll be so high

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm gona whoop the piss out of the car

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<v Speaker 3>and you're gonna be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Shaking, the balloons are gonna fly out of my mind.

0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna like.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't stay in your nose, right, yeah, they like

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<v Speaker 2>just in the ciner really yeah?

0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:53.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:56.000
<v Speaker 2>They Actually I don't know because they were like, you

0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:59.040
<v Speaker 2>have like a postop in like four weeks, so maybe

0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:00.960
<v Speaker 2>they go up in there and take amount or some shit,

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<v Speaker 2>like I don't fucking know.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you can't do the podcast, I gotta find

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<v Speaker 3>someone to fucking replace it.

0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:08.440
<v Speaker 2>No, I'll be able to do the podcast. I'm only

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<v Speaker 2>like down for three days and then I'm gonna be

0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:15.760
<v Speaker 2>bleeding for like a week, So I'm gonna have bloody

0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:17.960
<v Speaker 2>nose on the podcast and everybody's be like, oh my god, Drew,

0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:19.960
<v Speaker 2>you okay, Like, well that's gross.

0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:21.679
<v Speaker 3>And when I take you to the surgery, I'm not

0:22:21.720 --> 0:22:23.840
<v Speaker 3>gonna come directly home. I'm gonna run all my errands

0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:25.480
<v Speaker 3>and leave you in the bar perked out.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, they did surgery on and Drew. You Kai, they

0:22:34.320 --> 0:22:35.520
<v Speaker 2>did surgery on and Drew.

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<v Speaker 3>Should we talk about the like my scary thought process?

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<v Speaker 3>When we were watching Roupaul the other night, Yeah, I

0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:46.240
<v Speaker 3>got home from hanging out with friends and Drew and

0:22:46.320 --> 0:22:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Josie were like six episodes into RuPaul and they were

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<v Speaker 3>trying to catch me up. But I got really high,

0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:56.480
<v Speaker 3>really fast, and I kind of mentioned it to them.

0:22:56.480 --> 0:22:58.040
<v Speaker 3>But I don't like being like, guys, I'm about to

0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:00.400
<v Speaker 3>be really high, Like, please be careful because they will

0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:00.960
<v Speaker 3>not be careful.

0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:02.399
<v Speaker 1>They will try to share me further.

0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:06.479
<v Speaker 3>And we were sitting there watching it, We're all joking

0:23:06.520 --> 0:23:09.119
<v Speaker 3>about like certain things, but then in my head, I

0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:11.720
<v Speaker 3>don't know what it was. Oh, Josie made a joke

0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 3>it because I like had said something I was like

0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:16.840
<v Speaker 3>okay to something someone did, like I didn't think it

0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:19.240
<v Speaker 3>was good on the show, and Josie made the joking.

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:20.640
<v Speaker 1>He was like, see, that's why we waited.

0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:22.200
<v Speaker 3>For you to leave the house to watch this, because

0:23:22.200 --> 0:23:24.119
<v Speaker 3>then we could be safe watching it without you, Like

0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:25.640
<v Speaker 3>we have a.

0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Safe space without you. And then I was so high.

0:23:28.800 --> 0:23:30.720
<v Speaker 1>I got so deep into my sycing.

0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:32.399
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, what if my friends

0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:35.359
<v Speaker 3>actually genuinely believe I'm homophobic? And like there's this like

0:23:35.480 --> 0:23:38.320
<v Speaker 3>ongoing conversation behind my back that I'm homophobic. And I

0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:41.159
<v Speaker 3>got so scared and then I don't know, if you

0:23:41.160 --> 0:23:43.120
<v Speaker 3>know if I was like dead silent for like, yeah,

0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 3>five minutes until y'all started joking it because I was like,

0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:48.000
<v Speaker 3>oh my god, maybe I am like disrupting their peace,

0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:49.400
<v Speaker 3>Like I am literally a problem, Like.

0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it wouldn't be a problem for me, like personally,

0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:55.880
<v Speaker 2>like you can be whatever, like you can be homophobic,

0:23:56.000 --> 0:23:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Like it doesn't bother me, It doesn't.

0:23:57.640 --> 0:23:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't that bother you? Like I feel like that

0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:00.600
<v Speaker 1>would bother anybody, like not me.

0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:01.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm so fucking we not.

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh, is it because you're straight? So you don't care. Yeah,

0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:06.280
<v Speaker 1>I think even if you're straight though, that's.

0:24:06.240 --> 0:24:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Kind of the Rainbow Mafia.

0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:11.720
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, it was really funny, and then they were

0:24:11.760 --> 0:24:14.640
<v Speaker 3>showing me it was actually greening me out, Like I

0:24:14.720 --> 0:24:16.879
<v Speaker 3>love that show, but every time we all have the

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:19.000
<v Speaker 3>same feeling when they do the musicals and stuff, it

0:24:19.160 --> 0:24:21.520
<v Speaker 3>really freaks me out because I'm just like, oh my god,

0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 3>it is someone's full time job to make a rusical,

0:24:24.440 --> 0:24:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Like they are on salary to make and produce the

0:24:28.119 --> 0:24:31.960
<v Speaker 3>rusicals that RuPaul does. And they did like an SNL

0:24:32.000 --> 0:24:34.080
<v Speaker 3>skit and there was this one girl who I don't

0:24:34.119 --> 0:24:34.680
<v Speaker 3>know her name.

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:39.160
<v Speaker 1>She was freaking me out, like what is her name?

0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:39.639
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:42.320
<v Speaker 1>They insert the clip that we were like laughing so

0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:45.639
<v Speaker 1>hard at it'll be like never is.

0:24:46.680 --> 0:24:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, girl? Now is it the It's not the one

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:54.879
<v Speaker 2>of her riding the house in the water, it's the

0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>one of her in the office, Like yeah, yeah, there's

0:25:01.400 --> 0:25:04.760
<v Speaker 2>It was making me so Lindsey Graham. She did Lindsey Graham.

0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:07.760
<v Speaker 2>She couldn't know who Lindsey Graham was, so she just

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:10.439
<v Speaker 2>like did this whole fucking bit that she.

0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:13.159
<v Speaker 1>Like interpretated it as like she read it.

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it makes me so sad because I really

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:18.439
<v Speaker 3>feel like, to be good at drag Race, you have

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:20.760
<v Speaker 3>to be everything. You have to be funny, you have

0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:22.480
<v Speaker 3>to be crafty, you have to be witty, you have

0:25:22.520 --> 0:25:24.879
<v Speaker 3>to be quick, you have to be like super like

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 3>ready to like snap back at somebody. You just have

0:25:28.800 --> 0:25:32.040
<v Speaker 3>to be so well rounded in every course, and some

0:25:32.080 --> 0:25:32.760
<v Speaker 3>people just.

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Don't don't have it that march and like, and which is.

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Understandable because it's asking a law of a fucking.

0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Entertainer, Like I couldn't be able to do it. I

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:45.480
<v Speaker 2>would No, you wouldn't be You wouldn't you would start fighting. Yeah,

0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 2>that's what I was saying, Like if Josiah started doing

0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:51.280
<v Speaker 2>drag five years ago, he would be an all star

0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:55.120
<v Speaker 2>on Drag Race already, like he really is, Like it's

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:58.440
<v Speaker 2>so good at that type of shit, Like uh, but.

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was my story is like got really scared

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 3>and then I told you the next day and he

0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:03.920
<v Speaker 3>just laughed at me, and he's like, what the fuck

0:26:03.960 --> 0:26:05.760
<v Speaker 3>are you talking about? And I was like no, I

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:08.800
<v Speaker 3>literally was so scared for like five minutes, Like I

0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:11.440
<v Speaker 3>was so deeply in my head and then I just

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:13.480
<v Speaker 3>started thinking about who I was as a person, and

0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:15.960
<v Speaker 3>if you guys actually like me, and like if you

0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:17.679
<v Speaker 3>ever had a problem with me, would you be like

0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:20.000
<v Speaker 3>willing to tell me about it or would you just

0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:23.080
<v Speaker 3>let me continue? Which I know y'all would tell me

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:25.880
<v Speaker 3>if you actually had a problem with me, but it

0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:26.879
<v Speaker 3>was really scared.

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I wouldn't. You've made an environment where if I

0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:31.159
<v Speaker 2>say something to you and speak up, I can't I

0:26:31.200 --> 0:26:36.119
<v Speaker 2>get hit she hits me? No. Uh, that's so funny

0:26:36.119 --> 0:26:39.280
<v Speaker 2>that you mentioned that because I had a dream. I

0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:41.879
<v Speaker 2>think I told you this morning or last night at

0:26:41.880 --> 0:26:44.040
<v Speaker 2>one am, because I accidentally fell asleep at nine thirty

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:47.360
<v Speaker 2>and then woke up at one thirty. But in that timeframe,

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I had a dream about Tricksy Mattel and like it

0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:55.600
<v Speaker 2>was Ricky Montgomery, like the singer, like was shooting a

0:26:55.680 --> 0:27:00.359
<v Speaker 2>music video in this van and he invited us over

0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 2>and we went over and we were just like chatting,

0:27:02.400 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 2>and then Trixie Mattellan Katiakova I can't say her last name,

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Chikova came out like into the front door and they

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:15.119
<v Speaker 2>were like, get out here, you marketable motherfucker. I have

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 2>it written down because like what does that mean? And

0:27:18.280 --> 0:27:20.439
<v Speaker 2>then we went out there and took pictures with fans,

0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 2>and then I woke up.

0:27:21.880 --> 0:27:23.680
<v Speaker 1>And you said that I stayed in the van.

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was just me out there with.

0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:29.040
<v Speaker 3>Trixy, so you had a bunch of pictures with Trixy affairs.

0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:34.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It was really really an insane dream. Really an

0:27:34.440 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 2>insane dream, y'all.

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:37.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it doesn't sound that insane when you put it

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:39.480
<v Speaker 3>into like that perspective. I have a scary dream, but

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:41.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember, but I know that when you tried

0:27:41.200 --> 0:27:42.879
<v Speaker 3>to wake me up the first time, I woke up

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:44.879
<v Speaker 3>from it and then I knocked back out.

0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 2>I I've been sleeping till three pm every day.

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:52.919
<v Speaker 1>No, it's the latest it goes is like one, but

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I haven't woken up at one in a while.

0:27:54.960 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 2>You and O Ryan did sleep till two, and it

0:27:57.160 --> 0:28:00.080
<v Speaker 2>was the night after something scary happened, and I I

0:28:00.160 --> 0:28:03.680
<v Speaker 2>really thought the Idaho fo massacre happened in our house,

0:28:03.720 --> 0:28:06.879
<v Speaker 2>and that Oriyan and Enya were murdered in her bedroom,

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:09.720
<v Speaker 2>and that I was just existing in this house until two.

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:11.600
<v Speaker 2>And then I went to knock on her door and

0:28:11.600 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like imagining them like bloody and pattern to prouse,

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 2>and I was like cool, like I have to call

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:20.120
<v Speaker 2>the cops now and they're gonna think I fucking did

0:28:20.160 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 2>this shit, And I didn't fucking do this.

0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:25.160
<v Speaker 3>It was actually because we stayed up so fucking late

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:27.840
<v Speaker 3>watching Love Is Blind, and we then we we stayed

0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.199
<v Speaker 3>up late watching Love is Blind. Then we got in

0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:33.879
<v Speaker 3>bed and we watched tiktoks and we only went to

0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 3>sleep when we did because the sun was fully up

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:39.120
<v Speaker 3>so crazy and we were scared of the sun like

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 3>keeping us up longer. So we were like, turn off

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:42.720
<v Speaker 3>your phone, turn off your phone, just go to sleep, Like,

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 3>just turn it off because we're gonna keep looking at it.

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Turn it off.

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 3>And we both like turned off our phone and like

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 3>turned over into like the pillow so that we could

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:50.120
<v Speaker 3>like go to sleep.

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, and it was fun.

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:55.920
<v Speaker 3>It was a very fun night, such an amazing vibe,

0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 3>amazing vibes all around.

0:28:57.360 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Did y'all fgure each other?

0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:01.200
<v Speaker 1>No, not that night. We were too tired.

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:04.760
<v Speaker 2>When he slept in my bed.

0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh I literally did, and did weep angry each other?

0:29:08.760 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I'm like, Drew.

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 3>Falls asleep instantly, Drew sleep over by because he just

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:15.960
<v Speaker 3>knocks out.

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Like we got in bed and we were trying to

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 1>figure out what's to watch him. He's like, honestly, just

0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:22.080
<v Speaker 1>put anything on because I'm gonna fall asleep. And he did.

0:29:22.120 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 1>He like two seconds later he fell asleep. That's what

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:25.680
<v Speaker 1>you did last night too.

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Last night we were sitting on his bed after eating

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:29.680
<v Speaker 3>the jack of potatoes and he was like, damn, maybe

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 3>that's my new food because it's not even knocking me out.

0:29:31.760 --> 0:29:33.080
<v Speaker 3>And then he laid on the bed and we were

0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:35.000
<v Speaker 3>watching something and he knocked out ten minutes.

0:29:35.000 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Then he was fucked up. It's fucked up. That's another

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:40.560
<v Speaker 2>doctor appointment I need. The schedule is to find out

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:42.400
<v Speaker 2>why I fall asleep after I eat.

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Also, I came to the conclusion.

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Remember how Drew used to say our old couch had

0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:50.240
<v Speaker 3>black mold. It never had fucking black mold. It was

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.760
<v Speaker 3>the start of Drew's weird fucking thing where he eats

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 3>and knocks out and and then go yeah, he would

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 3>eat and then go lay on the couch and knock out,

0:29:57.120 --> 0:29:58.480
<v Speaker 3>and he was the only one experiencing that.

0:29:58.520 --> 0:30:00.680
<v Speaker 1>But he'd be like, guys, something so happens when I

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:02.959
<v Speaker 1>put my face in this couch. And he would always say,

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like watching like ten minutes I'm gonna be asleep,

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:07.000
<v Speaker 1>And he would be asleep, but it was after he

0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 1>fucking ate food. He would like, lay on the couch.

0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:12.600
<v Speaker 2>And knock out crazy fucking vibe.

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 3>Bro, Well, what's gonna happen if you go to the

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 3>doctor and you actually do have pre diabetes and you

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:21.800
<v Speaker 3>have to change your eating habits, change my eating habits?

0:30:22.240 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Will you?

0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 2>No, I'll eat what I eat until my fucking feet

0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 2>fall off, bitch, Like I'll be walking around with stubby,

0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:32.960
<v Speaker 2>fucking legs if I have to give up talkies because

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:34.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm not giving up talkies.

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:36.640
<v Speaker 1>You are so annoyed.

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 2>If they say give up red forty or take will

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 2>take your feet, I'll let them have my feet. Just

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 2>take my feet now, Yeah, exactly, exactly.

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I guess who would you be without your nighttime concoctions?

0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Like, if you lose yourself, you're having

0:30:50.960 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 3>the same thing people being like, uh, who would I be?

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 3>Like I would lose all my spark if I took

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 3>an ssrr that's you with your food, Like I would

0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 3>lose all my spark if I wasn't literally feeding my guns.

0:31:00.280 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>The most diabolical that's.

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:06.640
<v Speaker 2>The thing is my microbiome. Controls my brain. So I

0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 2>have like a very eclectic, weird microbiome in my gut.

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 3>And that's a weird way to describe a really unhealthy microbio.

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I have an eclectic microbiome, Like there's like trinkets and

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 3>charms in your stomach.

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:24.719
<v Speaker 1>No, it's literally like red forty corns, yrup and acid.

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Every time I eat, I'd kill them.

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:32.040
<v Speaker 1>You kill all the healthy bacterior in your gut. No,

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 1>but like once a month you'll have a green juice.

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been good about eating green. I really have been.

0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 2>And don't even sit there in front like I have it.

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>You had a single. I saw you eat a salad

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 1>for the first time.

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I ate a salalid. I ate ate a salad on

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:53.040
<v Speaker 2>the side.

0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Chicken sandwich, macaroni. He had a resis take five Smarties,

0:31:58.480 --> 0:32:01.840
<v Speaker 1>peanut m and MS, sung other random shit in there.

0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, and a KFC chicken cheese pizza, which is

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 5>a KFC chicken thigh with it's like a fake fucking like, yeah,

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.640
<v Speaker 5>it's a cheesea So he ate all that with the

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:19.160
<v Speaker 5>salad on the side, and that mind you that crunched in.

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Ran Listen, listen, there's a yin and a yang. I'm

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:23.960
<v Speaker 2>given a take and I have to balance the good

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 2>with the evil, because if I'm just eating good things

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:29.719
<v Speaker 2>for me, I'm gonna be sad. I have to experience

0:32:29.760 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 2>the bad to be happy. Or yeah, am I a

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:38.880
<v Speaker 2>holy shit? No, don't deprive yourself of the things you

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:40.960
<v Speaker 2>want to eat. That's the takeaway. If I want to

0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:42.520
<v Speaker 2>eat a salad, I'm gonna eat a salad.

0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 3>I eat what I want, but not the way you do.

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 3>Like I had that mac and cheese from Dave's Hot Chicken.

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:50.200
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Yeah, I'm gonna have that mac and cheese,

0:32:50.520 --> 0:32:53.000
<v Speaker 3>but I'm also gonna eat like not red forty on

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 3>the side with it.

0:32:56.160 --> 0:33:00.680
<v Speaker 2>I ren forty stare. Yeah, I guy, it's been getting

0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 2>out of control. I eat like three meals at once

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:03.920
<v Speaker 2>at night in my bed.

0:33:04.520 --> 0:33:06.120
<v Speaker 1>It is a vibe, though, because I get a late

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 1>night snack out of it.

0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 3>So I get to have my dinner at a normal

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 3>human time of like seven pm, and then around one

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 3>pm I can just walk into Drew's buffet and it's

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 3>like the nastiest things I've ever seen, and I get

0:33:17.160 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 3>to have a bite eventor so I get to have

0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 3>all your evil food my late night snack, which is

0:33:24.200 --> 0:33:27.080
<v Speaker 3>actually kind of a vibe, like literally, thank you for that.

0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Actually, this is probably a problematic take, but I miss

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 2>bonappetite Brad and Clara or Claire so fucking much.

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I miss that era of life because it

0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:40.000
<v Speaker 1>also was.

0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Like a vibe and also like it was so fun

0:33:42.880 --> 0:33:45.400
<v Speaker 2>shipping them even though they probably hated each other, And

0:33:45.480 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 2>like I stumbled upon like Brad's TikTok recently and he's

0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 2>still fucking weird and doing weird shit, and I love

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 2>him and he's sexy hot. And then I stumbled upon

0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Claire and she's making tiktoks now and she's sexy hot,

0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:02.120
<v Speaker 2>and it's just like literally such a vibe, Like I

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 2>love them, and she's so matro matrely, how do you

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:05.960
<v Speaker 2>say that? Matreally?

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:06.640
<v Speaker 1>I think so?

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Is that how you say that? Guy?

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:11.360
<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I don't know, but it sounds right.

0:34:12.760 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 2>And I just want her to hold me. And she

0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:21.400
<v Speaker 2>makes like these like brown butter sugar cookies with chocolate,

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Like I.

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:24.839
<v Speaker 3>Wish I had the lust for life that people who

0:34:24.880 --> 0:34:27.400
<v Speaker 3>cook really good meals for them do, because I really

0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 3>make myself meals to survive.

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 2>We made jacket potatoes.

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:31.920
<v Speaker 1>That's true. That's what was cracking me up.

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:34.280
<v Speaker 3>Is to Drew, I was saying, how we haven't cooked,

0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:37.680
<v Speaker 3>we haven't made a meal in this house that needs heat.

0:34:37.960 --> 0:34:40.040
<v Speaker 3>What I fucking eat, I can't even make fun of

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 3>what you eat.

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:43.680
<v Speaker 2>And what I eat is fucking really eat ingredients?

0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I eat ingredients, and I don't constructed decay.

0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:50.399
<v Speaker 3>Hey, it's kind of like Michelin's Star vibe, like deconstruction.

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:53.359
<v Speaker 2>It's cottage cheese and heart of palms.

0:34:53.680 --> 0:34:56.560
<v Speaker 3>That bitch was onto something. The lady on TikTok hard

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 3>a palm with mustard and cottage cheese. That shit is

0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:00.799
<v Speaker 3>fucking yummy, and I got the stuff to make it today.

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:02.800
<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna today I'm gonna have a tuna sandwich

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 3>and heart of palm with mustard.

0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:07.920
<v Speaker 2>And you know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:11.600
<v Speaker 2>have tuna and ritz and then I'm going to get

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:14.880
<v Speaker 2>some cottage cheese and I'm going to scoop out half

0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 2>of in avocado one bite at a time, and then

0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:20.360
<v Speaker 2>put the cottage cheese in the bite and eat it

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:23.399
<v Speaker 2>all at once. And y'all, I swear to God, it'll

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:26.239
<v Speaker 2>change your life. It'll change your life.

0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.960
<v Speaker 3>Well, the birds are back to chirping, and I think

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:32.160
<v Speaker 3>it's going to be okay. I think it's all gonna

0:35:32.160 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 3>be okay. Yeah, because when like starting to end and

0:35:39.120 --> 0:35:41.480
<v Speaker 3>the birds are back to chirping outside my window, I

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 3>do feel a little spark again.

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:44.440
<v Speaker 1>And I heard it yesterday.

0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:47.720
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, Oh my god, God, I'm.

0:35:47.560 --> 0:35:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Literally gonna be okay. I see because I had to.

0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:50.799
<v Speaker 1>I had to show up for my bay.

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:54.720
<v Speaker 2>No, you were actually feeling good. You were happy. Yeah,

0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:55.799
<v Speaker 2>let's say it that way.

0:35:56.120 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was so happy.

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Just wait through, just wait till the hummingbirds come back

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:07.160
<v Speaker 2>and they're flying around our living room window.

0:36:09.200 --> 0:36:11.879
<v Speaker 1>Did I feel like we have the insert that there's

0:36:11.920 --> 0:36:15.000
<v Speaker 1>this TikTok of Josie and I either feel like that

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:25.640
<v Speaker 1>picture or I feel like the character running through a

0:36:25.680 --> 0:36:38.800
<v Speaker 1>silent hill map. Those are my two.

0:36:39.160 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Variations of mental states right now. And I'm to the

0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 3>point that usually talking about my mental state will make

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 3>me burst into tears, but I actually feel.

0:36:54.239 --> 0:36:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Nothing. Oh my god, wow, makes you think I feel nothing?

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 3>You like, I literally it is actually so funny where

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 3>my mental estate has been. But I'm just hoping and

0:37:04.360 --> 0:37:07.479
<v Speaker 3>praying that it goes away soon or I start taking

0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:09.600
<v Speaker 3>an SSRI and I never have to feel this again.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:15.400
<v Speaker 3>And that's my vibe right now, because being twenty five,

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:17.839
<v Speaker 3>post five years of therapy and still feeling like this,

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:21.839
<v Speaker 3>something's not I don't know, something is not adding up.

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:25.000
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that's my mental update. I feel like I

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:28.080
<v Speaker 3>give like a yearly around this time and a mental update,

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.279
<v Speaker 3>and just so you know, I'm right back to where

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 3>I started. I did the circle and I'm right back

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 3>to the starting point. But it's okay because I just

0:37:37.600 --> 0:37:39.319
<v Speaker 3>get high as fuck and I play Fortnite and I

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:42.760
<v Speaker 3>act like I don't exist, and then it's fun. It's fun.

0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Or if we do stuff like yesterday when I just

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:47.560
<v Speaker 3>distract myself all day, but then at night Drew fell

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 3>asleep way too early and I was alone with my

0:37:49.400 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 3>thoughts for like four hours, and I felt fucking insane.

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I was so down bad.

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 3>I played a U two song on Fortnite Festival to

0:37:57.880 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 3>distract myself.

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:00.560
<v Speaker 1>That's how damn bad I am because.

0:38:00.320 --> 0:38:03.160
<v Speaker 3>I played the Lady Gotgun the Libya Rodrigo songs too

0:38:03.200 --> 0:38:05.160
<v Speaker 3>many times, and I don't want to play fucking a

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:08.040
<v Speaker 3>Nelly song. Why is that in the fortnight like festival,

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:10.160
<v Speaker 3>like it kind of makes no sense. I don't want

0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 3>to play a Nelly song.

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm so sorry.

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't give a fuck about Blink one eighty two

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 3>like oh kill me. I don't want to play that.

0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:19.720
<v Speaker 3>I want fun girl songs, like where's all the girl songs?

0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:23.319
<v Speaker 3>So I played a U two song and I just

0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:26.160
<v Speaker 3>sat in silence alone in the living room playing a

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 3>U two song on Fortnite Festival, and I felt like

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:32.120
<v Speaker 3>my head was gonna explode. But then Drew woke up

0:38:32.160 --> 0:38:33.520
<v Speaker 3>and told me about his dream, and then I got

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 3>up and I wasked, like, I need to go to

0:38:34.600 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 3>bed because this is not helping me right now.

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:37.920
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I'm.

0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:41.959
<v Speaker 2>Sending you to the dark place right well, I am

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:45.879
<v Speaker 2>just so incredibly happy and just so happy.

0:38:46.719 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 1>So happy.

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm so happy. I'm so happy everything she said I'm feeling.

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:53.840
<v Speaker 1>So we're just like this bubble.

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:57.319
<v Speaker 2>We just potentiate each other every single night, and it's

0:38:57.360 --> 0:39:00.879
<v Speaker 2>actually a really dangerous environment to be in. So I've

0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:03.759
<v Speaker 2>decided I'm not going to feed into it anymore. And

0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:06.759
<v Speaker 2>you can't feed into mine anymore. And that's the tea,

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:09.080
<v Speaker 2>that's the real t and.

0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:11.240
<v Speaker 4>I've been electrocuting my brain.

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna bring it up, but I was like,

0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:16.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna like kai talk about that because that is

0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:16.960
<v Speaker 2>not my tea.

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:20.200
<v Speaker 4>You know what's crazy is so I've been doing TMS,

0:39:20.400 --> 0:39:20.879
<v Speaker 4>which is.

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:24.040
<v Speaker 2>Like when you girls have periods and they're like.

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 4>No, really no, it's not the same as that. That's PMS.

0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:32.839
<v Speaker 4>Now I'm me educating you. So I basically be doing

0:39:32.880 --> 0:39:34.640
<v Speaker 4>this thing where you like you electrocute like a part

0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 4>of your brain literally, and it's supposed to stimulate it.

0:39:37.719 --> 0:39:38.919
<v Speaker 2>It's a vibe. I've heard of it.

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:43.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeahs to work. We'll fucking see, because every time I'm

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:45.600
<v Speaker 4>in that chair, I feel like I'm in clockwork orange

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:50.560
<v Speaker 4>and my fucking memory is being a race. Yeah. But

0:39:50.680 --> 0:39:53.600
<v Speaker 4>the first I went in for like the first one,

0:39:54.560 --> 0:39:56.680
<v Speaker 4>and the person that was like helping me with it

0:39:56.719 --> 0:39:59.279
<v Speaker 4>was like, uh, what do you do for work? And

0:39:59.320 --> 0:40:01.759
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, I like produce this podcast and

0:40:01.840 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 4>he was like, oh, emergency intercom. And then he like

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:10.720
<v Speaker 4>pulled the switch and like and I was like getting electrocuted.

0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:14.560
<v Speaker 4>And it's not like I'm like kind of like joking

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:16.399
<v Speaker 4>when I say it's like, you're getting elect cute, but you.

0:40:16.440 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you are like burning, like your your brain is

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:24.120
<v Speaker 3>touching like a like a dangerous socket.

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:27.440
<v Speaker 2>And are you telling me your doctor that's electrocuting your

0:40:27.480 --> 0:40:29.560
<v Speaker 2>brain listens to this podcast?

0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:31.760
<v Speaker 4>Well, the person that sent me up. Yeah, I haven't

0:40:31.800 --> 0:40:33.719
<v Speaker 4>been paired with him again, but.

0:40:34.440 --> 0:40:35.839
<v Speaker 2>That's so gagworthy.

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:38.439
<v Speaker 4>But I was like, you're literally strapped into a chair,

0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:42.000
<v Speaker 4>like tied into it. They don't need to move because

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:43.560
<v Speaker 4>if you go too far to the right then you

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:45.239
<v Speaker 4>like your brain turns off.

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've seen videos of it. It's like pretty intense,

0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:49.960
<v Speaker 2>like they're.

0:40:49.719 --> 0:40:53.160
<v Speaker 4>Like it was just the craziest situation because they have

0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:55.440
<v Speaker 4>Roku on and then it's just like drone footage of

0:40:55.440 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 4>like Farmland. And he was like cool, like how long

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:00.080
<v Speaker 4>have you guys been like doing that? Like I just

0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 4>started listening recently. I was like getting electric cuting.

0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:06.880
<v Speaker 2>And he wasn't even listening like in the I think.

0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:08.760
<v Speaker 4>He's like been a fan for like a couple of months.

0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:14.800
<v Speaker 4>But then yeah, but he was really sweet and it

0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 4>was actually kind of fun talking to him. Well, I

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.719
<v Speaker 4>got like an electric current pulsating through my.

0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a better situation is having like a semi

0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:25.319
<v Speaker 3>normal conversation with somebody rather than like a sterile ass

0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:28.080
<v Speaker 3>doctor just being like you ready, okay again.

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:32.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but they've been up in the power every single day,

0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:36.120
<v Speaker 4>and it's to the point where like my face twitches.

0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Every Yeah, it's daily, y'all. He's gone. He has like

0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:41.840
<v Speaker 2>three more weeks of daily brains.

0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like it's helping.

0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:46.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be honest, I have felt better. You have

0:41:46.800 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 4>a couple of weeks. But I feel like you can

0:41:48.800 --> 0:41:49.799
<v Speaker 4>pick up on it a little bit.

0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:52.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say, you've like, yeah, every time

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 2>we've like had our hour long phone cost me and

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:56.120
<v Speaker 2>Kai talk on the phone. I have a screenshot we

0:41:56.160 --> 0:41:58.239
<v Speaker 2>talk on the phone for like an hour almost every night.

0:41:58.280 --> 0:42:02.080
<v Speaker 2>It's a vibe. But yeah, I just like keep mental

0:42:02.120 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 2>notes and you're I've been.

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:07.040
<v Speaker 4>Feeling it's been like the first time in like nine months.

0:42:07.800 --> 0:42:10.400
<v Speaker 4>But with all of this ship, I'm like, I'm not

0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 4>gonna say it's a success until it's like six months,

0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:16.400
<v Speaker 4>but but yeah, it's been. It's been good, and I

0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:19.400
<v Speaker 4>think it's a really funny thing to do, which is

0:42:19.440 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 4>the most important.

0:42:20.080 --> 0:42:21.040
<v Speaker 2>It's a bit, it's a bit.

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:23.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel like I'm like literally a cartoon character.

0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I've been doing this thing called masturbation. Have y'all

0:42:28.200 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 2>heard of that?

0:42:29.520 --> 0:42:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, yes, that's not like a I don't. I

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:37.759
<v Speaker 1>actually think that might be if you do it too much.

0:42:37.760 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I actually think that might be bad for you. No, oh,

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:43.800
<v Speaker 1>are you for big the statistics wrong?

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:46.319
<v Speaker 2>I just did it. I just did it just now,

0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 2>like literally just now.

0:42:49.360 --> 0:42:52.239
<v Speaker 4>You know the like thing where like uh samurais that

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:52.759
<v Speaker 4>are really good?

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Like fairly open the sores fucking flat?

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.319
<v Speaker 4>That's you both with your wiener.

0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:01.280
<v Speaker 1>Fucking nasty boots.

0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Have ever told the twin experiment in college?

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:05.319
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've talked about that on the podcast. Yeah no

0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:09.160
<v Speaker 2>I didn't.

0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:10.080
<v Speaker 4>I swear you have.

0:43:10.520 --> 0:43:11.000
<v Speaker 2>What is it?

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Why do you think we're lying?

0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:14.840
<v Speaker 2>What is it? If I've talked about it, it's.

0:43:14.800 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 3>It's like they tried to take like you and Madeline,

0:43:17.080 --> 0:43:19.680
<v Speaker 3>or you thought they took you in Madeline for uh

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:22.720
<v Speaker 3>like a like a study or some shit you've talked

0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:28.160
<v Speaker 3>about like a twin experience on here. Yes, I part

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 3>of the story multiple times.

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, they are gentrifying the pyramids and it's bullshit.

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I swear to god they are. They literally are gingrifying

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:38.960
<v Speaker 2>the pyramids, like they're going in there and they're adding

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:42.640
<v Speaker 2>fucked up fake plaster rocks to like rebuild to what

0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:44.880
<v Speaker 2>they look like instead of leaving them in the ruined

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:47.399
<v Speaker 2>state they are in now and it's real.

0:43:47.560 --> 0:43:49.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, it's a wrap when they have a tripod

0:43:49.280 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 1>with the ring light and the iPad between it.

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 2>No, they already do have that, Like it's crazy. They

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:56.239
<v Speaker 2>have like photo areas, like.

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:58.399
<v Speaker 4>They have their blue bottle to the middle of it.

0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, there's a blue bottle even that chamber.

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:02.959
<v Speaker 3>Like if I was out there in the middle of nowhere,

0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:04.360
<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, I want to coffee so bad, and

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:05.920
<v Speaker 3>then I'd see it and I'd be the first person

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:06.239
<v Speaker 3>and I.

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got to get out of there though, like literally,

0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:11.040
<v Speaker 2>we got to get out of those tombs.

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it's like a sacred exactly.

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:16.160
<v Speaker 2>Like people have got to leave, but I want to go.

0:44:16.200 --> 0:44:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I want to go so bad. I want to feel

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:20.280
<v Speaker 2>the echo chamber. There's like a vibration room like inside

0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:22.960
<v Speaker 2>of there where like one of the bodies was buried

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:28.160
<v Speaker 2>were buried, and the frequency that reverberates out the walls

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:33.960
<v Speaker 2>is like in like whatever whenever it's cool. It's fucking late,

0:44:34.080 --> 0:44:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I want to go inside the Pyramids, and me and

0:44:37.040 --> 0:44:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Madeline and Stephen were planning.

0:44:38.400 --> 0:44:40.759
<v Speaker 1>A trip but right before phobd Yeah, but.

0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Then they were like, you can't go.

0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 3>So I don't mean there's any landmark I've ever been,

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:48.759
<v Speaker 3>like I need to go there. There's like I don't

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:53.399
<v Speaker 3>think I have a single one. Oh, like I don't.

0:44:53.920 --> 0:44:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I can't even think of a landwork.

0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:58.240
<v Speaker 4>It's not that big ass thing that's like flat Drew's penis.

0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I was trying to get it then moved Flat

0:45:04.320 --> 0:45:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Drew's ass there.

0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:08.080
<v Speaker 1>It's big, a big flow.

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:12.279
<v Speaker 4>It's where the Aliens like touched down, and it's in

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 4>the United States, like this huge plateau. Oh no, no,

0:45:16.680 --> 0:45:19.960
<v Speaker 4>is it It's called Devil's Plateaus.

0:45:20.600 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:21.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that.

0:45:22.880 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 2>I think it's that like, is it sacred land Devil's Tower.

0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:32.120
<v Speaker 2>I think some dude parachuted out of a plane and

0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:34.080
<v Speaker 2>landed on that, but they didn't have a way to

0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:34.799
<v Speaker 2>get down, so.

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:38.440
<v Speaker 4>Like this shit, this is insane.

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:41.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, some dude jumped out of an airplane, landed

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.880
<v Speaker 2>on it in like the thirties, and then didn't have

0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 2>a way to get fucking down. So he was just

0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:49.399
<v Speaker 2>trapped up there for like a week and a half.

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Literally it became like national news and like they had

0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:57.920
<v Speaker 2>to send like supply drops with like uh propeller airplanes

0:45:57.920 --> 0:46:00.200
<v Speaker 2>and they would just drop like food and shelter for

0:46:00.320 --> 0:46:05.080
<v Speaker 2>him every day. And then eventually like five rock climbers

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:09.279
<v Speaker 2>like climbed up and then climbed them down. Isn't that tea.

0:46:10.000 --> 0:46:13.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm just thinking about how there's nowhere I want to visit,

0:46:13.239 --> 0:46:14.160
<v Speaker 3>and it's freaking me out.

0:46:14.320 --> 0:46:16.560
<v Speaker 1>But really I've just decided I don't really give a

0:46:16.560 --> 0:46:17.440
<v Speaker 1>fuck about.

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:18.800
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to go to Iceland and see the

0:46:18.840 --> 0:46:20.080
<v Speaker 2>volcanoes in the silver suit?

0:46:20.120 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's different because that's not like a historical

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:24.360
<v Speaker 3>like it's not one of the Seven Wonders of the

0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:26.799
<v Speaker 3>World necessarily. I just want to see it because I

0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:30.359
<v Speaker 3>saw a movie about lavas and volcanoes, and I know

0:46:30.400 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 3>what it'll be pretty.

0:46:31.960 --> 0:46:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to do that kind of stuff.

0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:34.600
<v Speaker 3>But I want to like get into Like all I

0:46:34.640 --> 0:46:36.359
<v Speaker 3>really give a fuck about when I travel is if

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:38.279
<v Speaker 3>I could go somewhere and get into a body of water,

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:39.120
<v Speaker 3>that's what I want.

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:42.239
<v Speaker 2>And if they have a Dover Street market with the

0:46:42.320 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 2>rare Dover street market clothing.

0:46:44.360 --> 0:46:47.120
<v Speaker 3>No, I like literally decided I don't like to travel

0:46:47.719 --> 0:46:48.440
<v Speaker 3>for cities.

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:51.759
<v Speaker 2>What you gotta do is you gotta get high and

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:55.680
<v Speaker 2>then watch a documentary on the Pyramids, and then it'll

0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:57.560
<v Speaker 2>be the only thing you can think about for six months.

0:46:57.640 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like it'll like that environment will fuck up

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:03.080
<v Speaker 3>my eggsma, that's all I can think about. When I

0:47:03.120 --> 0:47:05.040
<v Speaker 3>look at the desert, like watching Done, I was like, dude,

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:07.239
<v Speaker 3>this would destroy me, Like it would feel like my skin.

0:47:09.520 --> 0:47:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's so gross. No, I'm entering my architect arc soon, y'all.

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna start building little houses in the

0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:18.239
<v Speaker 2>middle of the wood and or in the wood in

0:47:18.280 --> 0:47:19.920
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the wood. I'm going to like go

0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:22.200
<v Speaker 2>to home depot and buy like plywood and ship and

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:23.280
<v Speaker 2>just build like house.

0:47:23.560 --> 0:47:27.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm imagining you like getting like nails and building something

0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:29.000
<v Speaker 3>and it falling over and you go like freaking out.

0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:30.160
<v Speaker 1>The way you doing something sucks up.

0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:32.720
<v Speaker 2>You're like, oh my god, can get myself.

0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:35.280
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:47:35.280 --> 0:47:39.120
<v Speaker 2>No, if I'm out alone, I can't yell because I'm

0:47:39.160 --> 0:47:40.480
<v Speaker 2>not yelling towards anybody.

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I ate again, might still yell. I would yell,

0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:49.120
<v Speaker 1>not me.

0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:50.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm different.

0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:53.279
<v Speaker 1>You don't talk to yourself at all.

0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:58.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do. I do a lot. I'm fucking crazy, y'all.

0:47:58.400 --> 0:48:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking crazy. I'm so fucking crazy. Okay, well, let's

0:48:04.520 --> 0:48:09.359
<v Speaker 2>get into some media. We watched Dune two. We did

0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:13.600
<v Speaker 2>a back to back double feature Dune one here at

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:15.680
<v Speaker 2>the crib. It was three hours, and then we went

0:48:15.719 --> 0:48:19.200
<v Speaker 2>to the theater and watched Dune two for three hours.

0:48:20.360 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Dune two is fucking awesome. Uh duh. Everyone says it's awesome.

0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:28.879
<v Speaker 2>It is awesome. It was like there was some comparisons

0:48:28.880 --> 0:48:31.440
<v Speaker 2>made before where I was like, girls, like, what the

0:48:31.480 --> 0:48:33.480
<v Speaker 2>fuck are you talking about? Like people were saying it

0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:35.799
<v Speaker 2>was like better than The Godfather and shit like one,

0:48:35.800 --> 0:48:38.439
<v Speaker 2>why are you comparing those two movies too? Like it's

0:48:38.480 --> 0:48:42.000
<v Speaker 2>literally not so like, don't say that, but it was

0:48:42.080 --> 0:48:46.319
<v Speaker 2>good as fuck and it is something you should go watch,

0:48:46.480 --> 0:48:46.959
<v Speaker 2>point blank.

0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Period.

0:48:47.440 --> 0:48:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:50.240
<v Speaker 1>That was the thing that Drew. That was Drew's birthday

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:52.480
<v Speaker 1>wish for us all to do is to see Dune one.

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:56.000
<v Speaker 2>And actually no, I literally just forgot it was my

0:48:56.080 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 2>birthday when I bought the tickets and it was my birthday.

0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:02.000
<v Speaker 2>We're rolling into my birthday. As we got in there

0:49:02.000 --> 0:49:03.960
<v Speaker 2>and then everyone was like, oh, it's your birthday, Like,

0:49:04.239 --> 0:49:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll come and join it.

0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:07.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's why I did it, because I was like,

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:10.200
<v Speaker 3>I know because now that I've pointed it out, that

0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:12.040
<v Speaker 3>it rolls into you because I pointed it out and

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:13.520
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I don't really want to go, but

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:15.120
<v Speaker 3>I guess it's kind of like your birthday wish and

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:15.960
<v Speaker 3>you were like.

0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, I guess it is. I guess you have

0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:20.319
<v Speaker 1>to do it unless you don't fucking give a fuck

0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:22.800
<v Speaker 1>about me, Like, and he said it to me and Josie,

0:49:22.800 --> 0:49:24.440
<v Speaker 1>because me and Josie were like, we're not doing that.

0:49:24.480 --> 0:49:27.040
<v Speaker 3>We don't want to. But me and Josie sat next

0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:29.200
<v Speaker 3>to each other during it. But when we were here,

0:49:29.880 --> 0:49:32.360
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I feel like if I got high,

0:49:32.520 --> 0:49:34.680
<v Speaker 3>I would tap in, Like I just know I would.

0:49:34.719 --> 0:49:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Because watching Across the Spider Verse in that state literally

0:49:38.880 --> 0:49:41.040
<v Speaker 3>had me thinking that I made the movie like it

0:49:41.400 --> 0:49:42.680
<v Speaker 3>was the craziest feeling.

0:49:42.440 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I've ever felt.

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:44.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, it was so gorgeous

0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:45.760
<v Speaker 3>being a part of this movie.

0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:46.880
<v Speaker 1>That's what it made me feel like.

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:50.040
<v Speaker 3>And then watching June one, I got so tapped in

0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:52.399
<v Speaker 3>in a way that I genuinely don't believe I would

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 3>have sober because I'm such a bitch about sci fi

0:49:54.719 --> 0:49:56.799
<v Speaker 3>and I don't really care for sci fi because I

0:49:56.800 --> 0:49:59.800
<v Speaker 3>grew up in a household with a parent who really

0:49:59.840 --> 0:50:02.400
<v Speaker 3>liked Star Wars, so I grew up watching those movies

0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:04.080
<v Speaker 3>all the time, and they would piss me off and

0:50:04.080 --> 0:50:05.839
<v Speaker 3>I would always take a nap and be like, wake

0:50:05.840 --> 0:50:07.359
<v Speaker 3>me up when this shit's over, Like I don't want

0:50:07.360 --> 0:50:09.959
<v Speaker 3>to watch this shit again. So I don't like sci

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:12.560
<v Speaker 3>fi because of that. And I was so tapped in

0:50:13.160 --> 0:50:15.239
<v Speaker 3>and me and Josie sat next to each other for

0:50:15.239 --> 0:50:17.319
<v Speaker 3>the second one, and we sat next to a man

0:50:17.360 --> 0:50:19.759
<v Speaker 3>who did not fuck with our bot, but like we

0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 3>are respectful. We did not talk during the movie, but

0:50:22.200 --> 0:50:25.279
<v Speaker 3>during the fucking ads and like the random trailers, we

0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:27.799
<v Speaker 3>were making jokes to each other about it, and he

0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:29.799
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't look at us, but he was doing this the

0:50:29.800 --> 0:50:30.360
<v Speaker 3>whole time, like.

0:50:33.080 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like just staring at us, and we were like, oh,

0:50:35.960 --> 0:50:38.120
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and he like didn't.

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:39.560
<v Speaker 3>Like they were sitting behind us, So I would get

0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 3>up to go get snacks from them and come back down,

0:50:41.760 --> 0:50:43.239
<v Speaker 3>And when I would be coming back down, I would

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:45.400
<v Speaker 3>literally just watch him like stare at me into my

0:50:45.480 --> 0:50:47.600
<v Speaker 3>seat and like he didn't want to turn his head

0:50:47.640 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>to us, but we knew he was so unhappy to

0:50:50.600 --> 0:50:54.560
<v Speaker 3>be sitting next to us. No, during the movie, I

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:56.440
<v Speaker 3>literally said to Josie, I was like, Okay, during the movie,

0:50:56.480 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 3>we're not gonna talk because this man's actually gonna stab us.

0:50:58.600 --> 0:50:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Like, don't fucking speak to me.

0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:02.279
<v Speaker 3>Me and Josie did not utter a single fucking word

0:51:02.320 --> 0:51:04.319
<v Speaker 3>to each other during that movie, because he gave me

0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 3>the aura that he was actually going to like stab me,

0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:09.279
<v Speaker 3>a mass stabbing was going to happen to me and

0:51:09.320 --> 0:51:11.640
<v Speaker 3>Josie if we even breathed too hard during that movie.

0:51:11.880 --> 0:51:14.000
<v Speaker 3>So we didn't speak during the movie. Also, there was

0:51:14.000 --> 0:51:15.839
<v Speaker 3>one point when I was falling asleep because I don't

0:51:15.840 --> 0:51:18.120
<v Speaker 3>think any human should watch six hours of Doom. Also,

0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:20.560
<v Speaker 3>I cheek coated that shit because y'all hoes waited four

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:22.319
<v Speaker 3>fucking years to see the second one.

0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Bitch.

0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:24.279
<v Speaker 3>I got to binge it like it was love is blind,

0:51:24.280 --> 0:51:25.799
<v Speaker 3>Like I just saw the whole thing in one night.

0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:30.040
<v Speaker 3>It was lit and I was the only one who

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.120
<v Speaker 3>clapped after dude.

0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:36.680
<v Speaker 2>It was so funny. Me, Josh and Lucas and Christian

0:51:36.719 --> 0:51:40.279
<v Speaker 2>were like dying laughing because and you like clapped and

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:46.960
<v Speaker 2>went wooh. It was silent, like it was so silent, like.

0:51:47.000 --> 0:51:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Y'all aren't vibing the way I was. And I had

0:51:49.120 --> 0:51:50.800
<v Speaker 1>a really good time and it was freaking awesome. And

0:51:50.840 --> 0:51:52.040
<v Speaker 1>then I came home and I knocked out.

0:51:52.719 --> 0:51:54.839
<v Speaker 2>That's my storm, the vibe vibe. It was the best

0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:59.319
<v Speaker 2>birthday I've ever d in my life. Okay, Well, then

0:51:59.680 --> 0:52:03.839
<v Speaker 2>my music media is I made a new playlist on

0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:09.719
<v Speaker 2>Spotify and it's called I want to like music again

0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:14.120
<v Speaker 2>so bad. Please let me enjoy music. This is out

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 2>of control, and it's because I don't like music right now.

0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Hence my media has been so fucking boring. Go listen

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:29.120
<v Speaker 2>to that playlist if you want to hear what I'm

0:52:29.160 --> 0:52:32.520
<v Speaker 2>trying to like right now. And it's mainly just Inya

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:36.840
<v Speaker 2>in Orion's music that they put on in my vicinity.

0:52:38.640 --> 0:52:41.080
<v Speaker 2>And that's my media.

0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:45.000
<v Speaker 3>My media is nothing stays the same by Alastica Claire

0:52:45.000 --> 0:52:50.799
<v Speaker 3>de Lune number three by Claude Debussy, Bussy Wondering Who

0:52:50.960 --> 0:52:57.040
<v Speaker 3>by the Jacksons, and it only happens delegation, Oh and

0:52:57.200 --> 0:52:59.400
<v Speaker 3>roll on, Babe, Ronnie Lane, ray.

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<v Speaker 2>On, bitches Ye my favorite song, Get spray on, bitches. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Drew Sye up corner, Drew Sye up corner. Y'all, bitches

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<v Speaker 2>want to try fenton al try fentonyl this dick in

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, my gosh, folklore evermore cankersore? I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the liquor store? Um? This girl just put one

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<v Speaker 2>dollar on pump too? Where the fuck she going? Pump three?

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<v Speaker 2>M man? These are all screenshots from my email, So

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<v Speaker 2>y'all gotta get better, do better, y'all. Okay, let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally can't wait to eat a tune sandwich right now.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what's keeping me going period.

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<v Speaker 2>This one's so stupid. Got a meat low flavored vape

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<v Speaker 2>from Goodwill, and now my arms won't bend. Eric i'ven wolf. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well that sucked. Oh my god, I'm done with y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Send me good shit next time. How about that? Okay, motherfuckers?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're so evil? Well that was it

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<v Speaker 1>for the episode. Sorry, if we bummed you out.

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<v Speaker 3>We.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you agreed with me?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was a wee thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope everybody. I feel like everybody's in a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a slump right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I love you.

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<v Speaker 3>We will all prevail and maybe you hear the bird birds, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe the birds will save me.

0:54:58.920 --> 0:55:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Like it's not no doubt, and I'm like the birther bird.

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<v Speaker 2>The bird is the word. Yea, the bird is literally

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<v Speaker 2>the word.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you guys for watching.

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<v Speaker 3>The good news is the new Fortnite season comes out,

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<v Speaker 3>like is it this week?

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<v Speaker 1>It might be today? Really, yeah, it's this week, so

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. Big things coming, big things coming, because I.

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<v Speaker 4>Can get drunk alone and flame for hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I like can't play Fortnite not sober because I

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<v Speaker 3>suck so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been.

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<v Speaker 3>Sucking really bad because it's to the point of the

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<v Speaker 3>season where all the fucking, like crazy motherfuckers are playing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's just only the people, only the streamers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and like bitches like you were playing right now, so

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just getting murked.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, we got stream sniped.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I was playing on stream and somebody stream

0:55:45.480 --> 0:55:48.560
<v Speaker 3>sniped us, like, and I didn't notice until somebody posted

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<v Speaker 3>a compilation of how many times me and Drew got

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<v Speaker 3>killed in a game we were playing, and the same

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<v Speaker 3>person killed me twice, So you're evil.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, guys, I know I've been making all these jokes

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<v Speaker 4>about drinking alone. They're not jokes. I'm getting fucked up

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:05.919
<v Speaker 4>every night now, they're jokes. They're jokes I have. I'll

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<v Speaker 4>have like five beers.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I said I was pushing fifty. I am.

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<v Speaker 1>You are not pushing fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>You're barely pushing thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, if you think about it, push twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>is halfway to fifty. Anything over twenty five is pushing

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<v Speaker 2>fucking fifty. So I'm pushing fucking fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm pushing pe so he.

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<v Speaker 2>Okays, Vagina. We're all gonna make it through this. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>We will listen to the birds, all right. Bye,