WEBVTT - Sexy, Not Smart 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:19.120 Welcome back to this episode of My balls are so heavy? 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:20.120 Oh they hurt. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:25.480 I can let me train them for you. Like the 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:27.319 balloons I was. 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:31.720 Seeing like a pussy, like little pimple, like like having 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:32.640 to squeeze. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:37.160 It, simple squeeze. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:41.640 I love that audio, dude, when I simple, I wish 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:45.560 maybe can you shut the fuck up? But I was 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:49.640 gonna say I now that it's not near me, because 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.839 I think this was everything that I don't purchase that 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:56.320 I see When I saw the Elsa poppet, and like 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.200 there was an Elsa poppet, there was a pep. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:58.920 Up, pig poppet. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.160 There was literally every character you could think of, and 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:04.080 like they were shaped like poppets. But I didn't have 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.080 any cash on me, so I couldn't buy it. But 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:09.000 I'm so mad I didn't buy it for Josiah. Although 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.479 update on the among Us poppet, I fucking hate it. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.160 It's just everywhere and it's such a nuisance and there's 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:19.120 nowhere it can live. Also, how did you feel last night? 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.080 Like about the people we were with last night completely 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.640 shitting on like fidget toys in general, I was kind 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:26.600 of offended, but I was. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.560 Like, I under I didn't feel like they were shitting 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:31.640 on it. I think they were like shitting on the 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:35.600 idea of like a grown person who's acting. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:39.360 Like they need a fidget and also like saying like 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.880 it's actually distracting you more than it's helping you, Like 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.440 put that shit down. You're grown fucking man, you. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.520 Can't do your work. You're like, it's like giving a 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.600 child a fucking iPad. Literally, a fidget is just an 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:52.040 iPad with no LEDs. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:56.160 Ooh that just literally made me think of like my 0:01:56.400 --> 0:02:01.320 nephew's fucking disgusting sticky iPad. Dude, Oh my god, literally 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.640 showed literally the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.440 my entire life, like boogers smeared all over it and 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:12.360 like cracks and like fucking cheeto dust and like just 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.000 like so dirty, but. 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.120 Like like cheeto dust like coagulating in some of the boogers. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:21.160 Yeah, yeah, No, It's it's not like separate events like there, 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.079 it's like a mixture of just like snot and boogers 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:26.960 and puss. But I mean they're little boys, Like what 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:28.800 can you fucking do? Like are you gonna boys? 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:29.600 Will be boys? 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:35.200 I realize. Also, I always have this loud ass fucking 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.520 cup and in every single episode everyone can hear like 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:38.720 my eyes and. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:42.680 In the past few episodes, you've been like into the mic. Yeah, 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:43.840 you sniffed a couple of times. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.520 Sorry, sorry, I will blow my nose in my shirt 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.239 next time. Actually, speaking of my short, I wanted to 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.200 talk because you made a comment how someone was like 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.760 you should talk about like your outfits like each episode. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:58.200 This is the saddest thing ever, But I all the 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:00.960 science behind the outfits I wear on the podcast is 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:04.560 literally like my body just morphia peeking and me being 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.960 like I cannot be sitting in a chair on camera 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.280 in anything tight because I will be so focused on 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:12.320 what my body looks like that I won't be able 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.720 to talk. So I literally like put on any T 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.359 shirt that's like not hugging my body all the way 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.000 like that. If you watch the episode where I wore 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.440 my Sesame Street shirt, I like had my legs in 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:22.440 front of my body the whole time. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.360 That's like sad, I know it is, Oh, you're beautiful. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:31.079 You're beautiful just the way you are, and you shouldn't 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:39.320 care about what other people think. If you we got 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.360 best friends necklaces. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.680 That's how you know I love you because I don't. 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.800 I know. I saw it. I saw it on you 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:46.640 today and I was like, I don't like made me 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:49.240 feel good because I I when you when we were 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.280 gifted it, I was like, this bitch is never gonna 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:53.280 wear this and I'm gonna wear it all the fucking time. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:57.040 And I saw you wearing it today and I was like, oh, 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.920 like she really does care about me. I want to 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.760 get it made me tear up by. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.160 We should get like gold versus plate. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.440 We could probably get it plated gold. 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:06.800 Like that would be a fucking sled. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:08.400 And it would literally, I mean literally all they do 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:09.800 is like put it in a fucking vat of water, 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:13.840 like electrocuted or whatever. I don't know the signs electrocuted. 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:17.240 Yeah, they literally dip it like fucking a corn dog, 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:19.559 like a hot dog and corn dog matter. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.400 The corn dogs from the fair the other day. Actually 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:25.520 probably the best thing I put into my body in 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:26.280 like six years. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.240 I know. It did help that we were also fucking 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:29.240 starving like famine. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:30.280 If you could eat. 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.240 Anything when you're famished, and you might as well be 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:36.320 eating out a Michelin stuff, bitch, you could feed me 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:40.760 the seven eleven like rotisserie talk like taquitos when I'm hungry, 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:41.359 and I'll. 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:44.400 Be like, this is the best food ever. But I 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:48.239 will say those are the best food probably ever made. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.239 I never had the taqitos, but I used to fuck 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.960 up the chicken wings. But I was like the chicken 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.239 wing monster. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.400 We just had this conversation like two days ago. But like, 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:03.559 I can't do bone in eat at all, like boner meat. 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:13.840 I can't. I can't do bone and meat because when 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:19.120 you're eating, when you when you're eating. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.160 The sucking the bone. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.840 Yeah, exactly, it's a little gay, Like I can't do that. 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.880 I can't suck bones. No, because like when you're eating 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:29.719 bone and meat one it's on the bone, which I 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.520 shouldn't fucking see bones ever in my life. That's so 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:36.719 sinister until the tendons, uh uh, the tendons in the 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.120 fat when you buy into that ship, it is like 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:40.880 eating fucking rubber bands, like the. 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:41.839 Best tastes ever. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.760 That's why I love like squid and octopus and like 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.159 oxtail and like pigs feet because it's all like fatty, 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.800 like like tendons, and it's like. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.800 It's the most It literally is like a cultural thing. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:55.120 I think actually. 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:59.880 Though, yeah, so you're being fucking racist. Yeah and now, 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.320 but no, I literally like that is what makes me 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:08.000 like in the most like, let me clarify, this is the. 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.080 Most Joe Rogan shit you'll ever say. 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.479 I am not vegetarian because I'm like, yeah, like save 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:16.680 the planet. Like of course, I'm like, yes, I do 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.400 my part. But I am in any any like health 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:24.600 thing I'm in. It's for vanity and like that's it. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:25.440 Never get it. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.000 Twisted, Like I don't have a hydroflask because I'm like, 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.000 don't waste plastic. I have a hydroflas because if I 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.200 don't have a hydroflask, I won't drink water and then 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.240 I won't be pretty, like I like, of course, like 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.680 God blessed that I'm like helping the world while I 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:40.560 try to be pretty in like little ways. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.279 Yeah, but it. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.560 It is never like I'm not skipping out on straws, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:46.960 like I will take a straw because I don't want 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:47.799 my teeth to be yellow. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.480 Also, straws aren't the things that are killing the turtles. 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:52.560 The things that are killing the turtles are fucking nuts. 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.880 And a lot of people would be like, oh my god, 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:58.080 did you switch from making cancel because you saw that. No, 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:00.000 I'm sorry, Like that is not my. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.120 Duty, Like that's not my job. It's a corporation's job. 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.360 We need to it's the scientist's job to figure out 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.800 how to get us lab grown meat. Would you eat 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:09.279 lab grown meat? 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.240 Yeah, because that's what like plant based meat is, that's 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:13.640 basically like lab grown. 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:15.440 Would you know? 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.840 Would I take lab grown meat in my whole? 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:18.320 No? 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:18.720 I did. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.000 It was basically what I was gonna say. I wasna. 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.440 I can't say it because it's just so gnarly. It's 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:29.840 really it's really naughty. Should I just say it? Would you? 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:34.440 I mean that's a test too. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.200 Big, because lab grown pussy would hit. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.960 Like alien, like alien alien versus predator puss. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:44.040 I guess actually lab grown dick would literally they can 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:45.800 make it through the twirls that the little. 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:49.560 Thing, and it could suck like they could. We could 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.720 add a little attacked meat. 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.760 You could shape it like the rabbit toys, give it 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:57.280 like an extra mouth to be like I won't Yeah, 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:01.200 but yeah, I like I do it for vanity and 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:05.400 I miss chicken, and I have been eating insane the 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.080 past three weeks, Like I've been eating the most out 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:09.960 of pocket I have in my whole life, and I 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.400 do think it's made a difference. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.880 Like I was about to say, I haven't noticed a difference. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:14.520 I thought, your. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.040 Skinless, I'm wearing makeup. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.960 I like, you know what it is. It's it's like 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:23.440 tiny like my breakouts from when I eat, like everything 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:24.960 aren't Like I don't. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:29.720 Okay, you don't eat everything. That's like impossible, You're so annoying. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.960 It like comes after So like I like spent a 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.600 week not eating any like crazy shit again because I 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.520 was like, okay, I actually have to stop. Because when 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.480 I was in Miami, I literally like had pigs feet. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.520 I had like a Bible lamb Like I was like 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.000 anything you put in front of me, I'll eat like 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.520 fish again, like I was just eating anything because also, 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.719 like y'all at fear mongering the fuck out of me 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.599 online and I'm convinced the world is gonna end. So 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.439 I'm like, fuck it. I have to do literally everything I. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.720 Want like now, Like dude, the online climate change fear 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.160 mongering is the scariest shit I've ever seen it my 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:00.840 entire life. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:05.760 What what am I gonna do? Like I like, of 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:09.120 course I understand that little things like driving my car 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.800 less like less emissions like awesome, Like I don't have 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:14.480 to drive everywhere or whatever, like okay, like. 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.320 Consumers whose fault is like. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:18.480 What the am I gonna do? 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:19.400 Bitch? 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.160 I can't even I genuinely can't even tell. 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.280 My shoes, right, Yeah, that's true. That's why you wear 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:28.599 your pilgrim shoes everywhere and is on her pilgrimage. 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.880 Yeah, because I have to, like I have to like 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:35.280 remove myself from society because I am the sole proprietor 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.199 of killing the earth. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.480 Yeah. I mean I eat meat because I mean I 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:47.240 don't eat as much meats. I don't eat meat. A 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:52.640 second thing that I don't eat meat as much as 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.560 I used to, and I can't eat steak anymore. Like 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:59.840 I had like the nicest steak anywhere near my face. 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.400 I had the nicest steak of my entire life, probably 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.480 like a month ago or two months ago, when I 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.760 was back in Texas, and it was like the first 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.400 two or three bites, I was like, wait, like I 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:14.040 get it. I get red meat. I understand like what 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.920 you mean by this? Like I understand it. And then 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.760 like I had one just like off bite and I 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.920 tasted the entire farm. Like I tasted the cowshit like 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:26.920 it was absolutely rancid, and I just like it ruined 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.200 the entire meal for me. It immediately ruined the entire 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:30.920 meal for me. And I was like, this is why 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.800 I can't do red meat as often as I used to. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.839 And then also like chicken, like I will eat chicken 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:38.720 every for every fucking meal. I don't care, like I 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:39.160 love chicken. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:40.480 Chicken tastes so fucking good. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.679 I was just thinking literally as you were talking about that, 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:46.680 I was fantasizing about like like Cuban like grilled chicken 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:47.640 with like the onions. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.480 Oh shit, that shit I had when I was in Miami. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.240 Oh yeah, we had in Miami, Dude, Oh so good. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.720 Like every time I see oh season with like lemon, 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:56.880 it's like super limit. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.199 You know, it's like very citrusy and it's so delicious, 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.960 and then you get some you go one the said, Yeah, 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.080 it's just like okay, if y'all want to sit here 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:05.240 and tell me that the world is gonna end in 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.320 like five days, like I'm gonna like do whatever I want. 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.800 Yeah, exactly, I'm gonna drive my car three thousand miles. 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:12.719 I'm gonna take the emissions, shit off my car and 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:14.640 drive it. I don't give a shit, I'll ruin the earth. 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:14.840 No. 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:18.960 But actually, like I will say, I don't know. This 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.600 is like completely just like coming out of my ass. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.000 It's not backed by science at all. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.679 And I want to give one of your other fucking conspiracy. 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.800 It's not a conspiracy. It's just like how it's just 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.559 like how I process this information information a lot of it. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.000 I feel like it is coming from a good place, 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.200 like this fear mongering, like it's like if you don't 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.640 do this now, we will die. But part of me 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.520 is kind of like that's not the way to like 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:46.200 convince people like like change their minds on this. Like 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.679 if there was a scientist or like a journalist or 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:53.760 something like reporter or whatever like out there saying like yo, 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:58.440 like look at the good that we've created from like 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:03.439 fixing our emission in our like carbon foot grint like whatever. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:05.480 Like I feel like more people would be like yo, 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.160 like yes, But like at the end of the day, 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:09.800 there's always just gonna be billionaires just like destroying the 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.960 earth like just to make money, and like, bitch, there's 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:14.720 not gonna be an earth to spend your fucking money 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:18.440 in if you kill it with all your bullshit. But whatever. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:24.320 Also there's like the funniest the only like I'm like, 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.080 the funniest thing to come out of the world ending, 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.960 and like like global warming is every single company in 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.120 the world deciding all of a sudden that they are 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.960 also green. Like, bitch, when I get on a flight, 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:36.480 I know, damn well. 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:37.920 Jet Blue is not green. 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:41.080 Yeah, you were not green. And they lie their ass off. 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:42.240 They so hard. 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.199 They're like they're like, oh my god, and we've been 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:45.120 doing this for ten years. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.200 I'm like, are you lying, liar? 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:50.800 Like there is like this certain form of like I 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.720 forget the word for it, but there is like it's like, 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.280 don't believe everything you see that's like green, Like if 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.240 you like go into like Target or whatever, and it's 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:02.880 like green, like like created ethically or whatever. 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:08.360 I don't think there's necessary any laws about lie. I 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.000 feel like you can lie about being like this is 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.400 fully recyclable because. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.760 Also like most plastics are not. 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:18.800 Recyclable, Like if you like me being like anti recycling. 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:20.840 But what I'm saying is like, bitch, when I buy, 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:21.480 I'm thinking of. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.680 A specific product, but I won't say it because it's 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.920 like by a famous person, and if I see this 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.360 famous person, I have to act like I don't know 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:29.160 who they are when I see them. But like, this 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.600 famous person had a product and it was like this 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.839 is the new packaging and it's one hundred percent recyclable. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:37.640 It was literally the same packaging as their old one, 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.800 just in a different color. And it wasn't even like 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:41.800 that fake speckled you know when they do like the 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:44.719 fake speckle plastic to make you really think it's recycled. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.720 Like I'm like, no, like you cannot convince me, bitch, 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:48.679 let me see the factory. 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:49.679 I'm going give me. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.840 A kid, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.559 Like send me a broad like I don't want to. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.960 Go, bitch, you just want to get floud out, Like that's. 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:58.319 What I want to get phone out so bad. I 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.640 don't understand. Like it's I've been on the internet for 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:04.000 seven years, not once flown out time. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.280 It really is literally. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.839 Not once flown out for like a gig, like. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.480 I mean kind of for tour, but like no, we were. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.520 Being like abused as kids. That's different. 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:18.400 I'm an I tour. We were kind of fleut out, 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:19.000 but we were like. 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:22.160 You're being abused. No, no, but I mean like not, 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:24.440 but we were being flown out like to do like 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.800 to work all day for like that was different. I 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:30.560 mean I want to be flown out and put up 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.920 in a nice hotel room for like a fucking week 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.160 and then have two days out of that week where 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.160 I have to work for a company, and then for 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:39.720 the rest of it I get to lolligag. I don't 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.720 get flown out to lolligag me complaining about like the 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.800 most unrel I'm like, I want to be phown out 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:45.520 to lolligag. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:47.760 I think, I mean, I think it is relatable, Like 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.640 I think everybody wants to be flown out. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.720 See, guys, this is how you know that, like there 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.240 will always be relatability between us, because like you might 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:56.600 look at me and be like, oh my god, enya. 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.880 It's like like quote I'm quoting my hands for if 0:14:59.920 --> 0:15:02.200 you I can't see like famous and like important, No 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:04.280 I am not. Companies fucking hate me and I am 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.920 so unimportant to like majority companies and also like I 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.720 am not that cool in like any social scene. Yeah, 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.280 Ricky and Denzel on their podcast were like said the 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.480 funniest thing they were like, dude, being on the floor 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.160 in the club is I was like, that's literally me. 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:22.160 I was like, wait, I've like literally never been not 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.520 on the floor in the club. I was like, I've 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:29.480 only exist on the floor, Like I'm a fucking Cockroads. 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:32.960 I'll do you one better. I am literally on the 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:34.720 floor rolling around. You better. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:37.600 I am the floor on top of me. They're stepping 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:38.600 on me and walking around. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.640 I'm the mop that mops up the floor at the 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.600 club afterwards, the piss and vomit. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.040 But yeah, I was like, maybe if we like put 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.800 our foot forward, we would be in these scenes. But no, 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:49.840 I just don't. 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.800 I just think we are just too nuanced people, Like 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:57.160 we're too nuanced persons. I don't, I don't know. I 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.000 just genuinely don't understand why we're not loved by brand. 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:02.960 No we say that, then, like what do we spend 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:03.760 our free time doing? 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.280 Watching lightning compilations? 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:13.000 Girl, that shit is like actually the best, like the 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:16.680 most fun I've had in a very long time. Was 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:20.040 just laughing at people getting struck by lightning and Tree's 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.040 getting struck by lightning. 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.400 Also, we're not like watching people like die getting struck. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.160 Yeah, we make it to make it very clear. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:28.440 Yeah, it's all like survival stories, but like then it's 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.720 caught on video, and the videos are like so funny. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:32.800 It's like the craziest shit I've ever seen. It's just 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.280 like out of literally out of nowhere, this person just 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:38.400 fucking falls. I just can't describe it. 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.040 Maybe I would love to do a reaction to be 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:43.080 on my channel, but now we've watched it twice and 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:44.920 I'm like, okay, it can't be funny a third time. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:46.280 I mean it was just as funny. 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.240 Ever, I think you know what it is too, like 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:51.520 anything you watch when you're like delusionally tired. After eleven 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.480 thirty people. 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:56.960 Yeah, like the eleven thirty giggles, Like yeah, I really agree, 0:16:57.000 --> 0:17:00.640 but yeah, we just like watch lightning compilations and watching 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:07.080 trees explode. The sounds the shit makes like the Transformers 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:09.560 make when they get struck by lightning, and then the 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.440 sound thunder. The sound of thunder is just fucking hilarious. 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.399 Like I'm sorry, that's. 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:15.479 Like literally is Nature's far. 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:19.199 It is big far, It's nature. Snapshot screenshot. 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:24.600 Dude Oriyan's saying that was literally the funniest thing ever, Like, fuck, 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.400 I was gonna say something, you know what, Maybe that's 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:29.600 why like global warming, like of course I understand how 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:33.520 serious it is and like how detrimental will be, especially 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:37.840 to like a lot of third world country, specifically because 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:39.480 I literally took a class about. 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:47.600 It, Communism, climate change one on one. Okay, like that lazy, 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:54.920 lazy socialist algebra. I'm just gonna read some of them now, 0:17:55.240 --> 0:18:02.440 COVID muzzle one oh one, Kamala, Harris History, Joe Biden 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:03.240 gave us home. 0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:09.520 I'm on that bus. I want to get on the 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:10.879 Joe Biden gay bus. 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:16.040 For reference. I'm it's this new school be like meme 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:18.960 that I found that I'm reading from. It's none of 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:22.280 those are my jokes. I will credit the joke writer 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:26.920 when I find it. But Joe Biden gave us home. 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:31.879 But I think with the reason that like my brain 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:36.040 one as a simple brains like dumb human, and I 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:37.639 will always claim that to my grave. I say, I 0:18:37.680 --> 0:18:40.880 think every episode that I am stupid. I cannot grasp 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:47.520 you like so annoying. That's literally ninety nine degrees. 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:51.320 That fucking hurt my shoulder so bad, dude, I have 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:54.600