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Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of My balls are so heavy?

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Speaker 2: Oh they hurt.

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Speaker 3: I can let me train them for you. Like the

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Speaker 3: balloons I was.

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Speaker 1: Seeing like a pussy, like little pimple, like like having

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Speaker 1: to squeeze.

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Speaker 3: It, simple squeeze.

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Speaker 1: I love that audio, dude, when I simple, I wish

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Speaker 1: maybe can you shut the fuck up? But I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say I now that it's not near me, because

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Speaker 1: I think this was everything that I don't purchase that

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Speaker 1: I see When I saw the Elsa poppet, and like

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Speaker 1: there was an Elsa poppet, there was a pep.

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Speaker 4: Up, pig poppet.

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Speaker 1: There was literally every character you could think of, and

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Speaker 1: like they were shaped like poppets. But I didn't have

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Speaker 1: any cash on me, so I couldn't buy it. But

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Speaker 1: I'm so mad I didn't buy it for Josiah. Although

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Speaker 1: update on the among Us poppet, I fucking hate it.

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Speaker 3: It's just everywhere and it's such a nuisance and there's

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Speaker 3: nowhere it can live. Also, how did you feel last night?

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Speaker 3: Like about the people we were with last night completely

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Speaker 3: shitting on like fidget toys in general, I was kind

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Speaker 3: of offended, but I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, I under I didn't feel like they were shitting

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Speaker 1: on it. I think they were like shitting on the

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Speaker 1: idea of like a grown person who's acting.

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Speaker 3: Like they need a fidget and also like saying like

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Speaker 3: it's actually distracting you more than it's helping you, Like

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Speaker 3: put that shit down. You're grown fucking man, you.

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Speaker 1: Can't do your work. You're like, it's like giving a

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Speaker 1: child a fucking iPad. Literally, a fidget is just an

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Speaker 1: iPad with no LEDs.

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Speaker 3: Ooh that just literally made me think of like my

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Speaker 3: nephew's fucking disgusting sticky iPad. Dude, Oh my god, literally

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Speaker 3: showed literally the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in

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Speaker 3: my entire life, like boogers smeared all over it and

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Speaker 3: like cracks and like fucking cheeto dust and like just

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Speaker 3: like so dirty, but.

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Speaker 1: Like like cheeto dust like coagulating in some of the boogers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, It's it's not like separate events like there,

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Speaker 3: it's like a mixture of just like snot and boogers

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Speaker 3: and puss. But I mean they're little boys, Like what

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Speaker 3: can you fucking do? Like are you gonna boys?

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Speaker 4: Will be boys?

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Speaker 1: I realize. Also, I always have this loud ass fucking

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Speaker 1: cup and in every single episode everyone can hear like

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Speaker 1: my eyes and.

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Speaker 3: In the past few episodes, you've been like into the mic. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you sniffed a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I will blow my nose in my shirt

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Speaker 1: next time. Actually, speaking of my short, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: talk because you made a comment how someone was like

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Speaker 1: you should talk about like your outfits like each episode.

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Speaker 1: This is the saddest thing ever, But I all the

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Speaker 1: science behind the outfits I wear on the podcast is

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Speaker 1: literally like my body just morphia peeking and me being

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Speaker 1: like I cannot be sitting in a chair on camera

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Speaker 1: in anything tight because I will be so focused on

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Speaker 1: what my body looks like that I won't be able

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Speaker 1: to talk. So I literally like put on any T

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Speaker 1: shirt that's like not hugging my body all the way

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Speaker 1: like that. If you watch the episode where I wore

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Speaker 1: my Sesame Street shirt, I like had my legs in

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Speaker 1: front of my body the whole time.

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Speaker 3: That's like sad, I know it is, Oh, you're beautiful.

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Speaker 3: You're beautiful just the way you are, and you shouldn't

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Speaker 3: care about what other people think. If you we got

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Speaker 3: best friends necklaces.

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Speaker 4: That's how you know I love you because I don't.

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Speaker 3: I know. I saw it. I saw it on you

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Speaker 3: today and I was like, I don't like made me

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Speaker 3: feel good because I I when you when we were

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Speaker 3: gifted it, I was like, this bitch is never gonna

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Speaker 3: wear this and I'm gonna wear it all the fucking time.

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Speaker 3: And I saw you wearing it today and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: like she really does care about me. I want to

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Speaker 3: get it made me tear up by.

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Speaker 4: We should get like gold versus plate.

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Speaker 3: We could probably get it plated gold.

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Speaker 1: Like that would be a fucking sled.

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Speaker 3: And it would literally, I mean literally all they do

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Speaker 3: like electrocuted or whatever. I don't know the signs electrocuted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they literally dip it like fucking a corn dog,

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Speaker 1: like a hot dog and corn dog matter.

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Speaker 3: The corn dogs from the fair the other day. Actually

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Speaker 3: probably the best thing I put into my body in

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Speaker 3: like six years.

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Speaker 1: I know. It did help that we were also fucking

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Speaker 1: starving like famine.

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Speaker 4: If you could eat.

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Speaker 1: Anything when you're famished, and you might as well be

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Speaker 1: eating out a Michelin stuff, bitch, you could feed me

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Speaker 1: the seven eleven like rotisserie talk like taquitos when I'm hungry,

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Speaker 3: Be like, this is the best food ever. But I

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Speaker 3: will say those are the best food probably ever made.

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Speaker 1: I never had the taqitos, but I used to fuck

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Speaker 1: up the chicken wings. But I was like the chicken

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Speaker 1: wing monster.

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Speaker 3: We just had this conversation like two days ago. But like,

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Speaker 3: I can't do bone in eat at all, like boner meat.

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Speaker 3: I can't. I can't do bone and meat because when

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Speaker 3: you're eating, when you when you're eating.

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Speaker 1: The sucking the bone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it's a little gay, Like I can't do that.

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Speaker 3: I can't suck bones. No, because like when you're eating

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Speaker 3: bone and meat one it's on the bone, which I

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Speaker 3: shouldn't fucking see bones ever in my life. That's so

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Speaker 3: sinister until the tendons, uh uh, the tendons in the

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Speaker 3: fat when you buy into that ship, it is like

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Speaker 3: eating fucking rubber bands, like the.

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Speaker 4: Best tastes ever.

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Speaker 1: That's why I love like squid and octopus and like

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Speaker 1: oxtail and like pigs feet because it's all like fatty,

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Speaker 3: It's the most It literally is like a cultural thing.

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Speaker 3: I think actually.

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Speaker 1: Though, yeah, so you're being fucking racist. Yeah and now,

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Speaker 1: but no, I literally like that is what makes me

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Speaker 1: like in the most like, let me clarify, this is the.

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Speaker 3: Most Joe Rogan shit you'll ever say.

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Speaker 1: I am not vegetarian because I'm like, yeah, like save

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Speaker 1: the planet. Like of course, I'm like, yes, I do

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Speaker 1: my part. But I am in any any like health

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Speaker 1: thing I'm in. It's for vanity and like that's it.

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Speaker 4: Never get it.

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Speaker 1: Twisted, Like I don't have a hydroflask because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: don't waste plastic. I have a hydroflas because if I

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Speaker 1: I won't be pretty, like I like, of course, like

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Speaker 1: God blessed that I'm like helping the world while I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it.

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Speaker 1: It is never like I'm not skipping out on straws,

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Speaker 1: like I will take a straw because I don't want

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Speaker 3: Also, straws aren't the things that are killing the turtles.

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Speaker 3: The things that are killing the turtles are fucking nuts.

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Speaker 1: And a lot of people would be like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: did you switch from making cancel because you saw that. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Like that is not my.

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Speaker 3: Duty, Like that's not my job. It's a corporation's job.

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Speaker 3: We need to it's the scientist's job to figure out

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Speaker 3: how to get us lab grown meat. Would you eat

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Speaker 3: lab grown meat?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what like plant based meat is, that's

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Speaker 1: basically like lab grown.

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Speaker 3: Would you know?

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Speaker 1: Would I take lab grown meat in my whole?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 3: It was basically what I was gonna say. I wasna.

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Speaker 3: I can't say it because it's just so gnarly. It's

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Speaker 3: really it's really naughty. Should I just say it? Would you?

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Speaker 3: I mean that's a test too.

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Speaker 4: Big, because lab grown pussy would hit.

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Speaker 3: Like alien, like alien alien versus predator puss.

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Speaker 1: I guess actually lab grown dick would literally they can

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Speaker 1: make it through the twirls that the little.

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Speaker 3: Thing, and it could suck like they could. We could

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Speaker 3: add a little attacked meat.

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Speaker 1: You could shape it like the rabbit toys, give it

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Speaker 1: like an extra mouth to be like I won't Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I like I do it for vanity and

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Speaker 1: I miss chicken, and I have been eating insane the

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Speaker 1: past three weeks, Like I've been eating the most out

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Speaker 1: do think it's made a difference.

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Speaker 3: Like I was about to say, I haven't noticed a difference.

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Speaker 3: I thought, your.

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Speaker 4: Skinless, I'm wearing makeup.

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Speaker 1: I like, you know what it is. It's it's like

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Speaker 1: tiny like my breakouts from when I eat, like everything

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't eat everything. That's like impossible, You're so annoying.

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Speaker 1: It like comes after So like I like spent a

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Speaker 1: I was in Miami, I literally like had pigs feet.

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Speaker 1: I had like a Bible lamb Like I was like

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Speaker 1: anything you put in front of me, I'll eat like

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Speaker 1: fish again, like I was just eating anything because also,

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Speaker 1: like y'all at fear mongering the fuck out of me

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Speaker 1: online and I'm convinced the world is gonna end. So

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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck it. I have to do literally everything I.

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Speaker 3: Want like now, Like dude, the online climate change fear

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Speaker 3: mongering is the scariest shit I've ever seen it my

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Speaker 3: entire life.

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Speaker 1: What what am I gonna do? Like I like, of

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Speaker 1: course I understand that little things like driving my car

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Speaker 1: less like less emissions like awesome, Like I don't have

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Speaker 3: Consumers whose fault is like.

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Speaker 1: What the am I gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Bitch?

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Speaker 4: I can't even I genuinely can't even tell.

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Speaker 3: My shoes, right, Yeah, that's true. That's why you wear

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Speaker 3: your pilgrim shoes everywhere and is on her pilgrimage.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I have to, like I have to like

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Speaker 1: remove myself from society because I am the sole proprietor

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Speaker 1: of killing the earth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I eat meat because I mean I

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Speaker 3: don't eat as much meats. I don't eat meat. A

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Speaker 3: second thing that I don't eat meat as much as

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Speaker 3: I used to, and I can't eat steak anymore. Like

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Speaker 3: I had like the nicest steak anywhere near my face.

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Speaker 3: I had the nicest steak of my entire life, probably

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Speaker 3: like a month ago or two months ago, when I

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Speaker 3: two or three bites, I was like, wait, like I

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Speaker 3: get it. I get red meat. I understand like what

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Speaker 3: it was absolutely rancid, and I just like it ruined

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Speaker 3: I can't do red meat as often as I used to.

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Speaker 3: And then also like chicken, like I will eat chicken

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Speaker 3: But actually, like I will say, I don't know. This

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Speaker 1: Like I'm like, no, like you cannot convince me, bitch,

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Speaker 1: let me see the factory.

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Speaker 4: I'm going give me.

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Speaker 3: A kid, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

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Speaker 4: Like send me a broad like I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Go, bitch, you just want to get floud out, Like that's.

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Speaker 1: What I want to get phone out so bad. I

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Speaker 3: I mean kind of for tour, but like no, we were.

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Speaker 3: I think, I mean, I think it is relatable, Like

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Speaker 1: See, guys, this is how you know that, like there

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Speaker 1: will always be relatability between us, because like you might

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Speaker 1: It's like like quote I'm quoting my hands for if

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Speaker 1: I am not. Companies fucking hate me and I am

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Speaker 1: Ricky and Denzel on their podcast were like said the

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Speaker 3: I was like, wait, I've like literally never been not

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Speaker 3: I'll do you one better. I am literally on the

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Speaker 3: floor rolling around. You better.

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Speaker 1: I am the floor on top of me. They're stepping

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Speaker 3: I'm the mop that mops up the floor at the

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like, maybe if we like put

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Speaker 1: I just don't.

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Speaker 3: I just think we are just too nuanced people, Like

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Speaker 3: just genuinely don't understand why we're not loved by brand.

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Speaker 4: No we say that, then, like what do we spend

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Speaker 1: Watching lightning compilations?

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Speaker 3: Girl, that shit is like actually the best, like the

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Speaker 3: most fun I've had in a very long time. Was

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Speaker 3: just laughing at people getting struck by lightning and Tree's

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Speaker 1: Also, we're not like watching people like die getting struck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we make it to make it very clear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all like survival stories, but like then it's

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Speaker 3: It's like the craziest shit I've ever seen. It's just

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Speaker 1: Maybe I would love to do a reaction to be

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Speaker 3: I mean it was just as funny.

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Speaker 1: Ever, I think you know what it is too, like

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Speaker 1: anything you watch when you're like delusionally tired. After eleven

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like the eleven thirty giggles, Like yeah, I really agree,

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Speaker 3: sound thunder. The sound of thunder is just fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm sorry, that's.

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Speaker 1: Like literally is Nature's far.

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Speaker 3: It is big far, It's nature. Snapshot screenshot.

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Speaker 1: Dude Oriyan's saying that was literally the funniest thing ever, Like, fuck,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say something, you know what, Maybe that's

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Speaker 1: I literally took a class about.

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Speaker 3: It, Communism, climate change one on one. Okay, like that lazy,

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Speaker 3: lazy socialist algebra. I'm just gonna read some of them now,

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Speaker 3: COVID muzzle one oh one, Kamala, Harris History, Joe Biden

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Speaker 1: I'm on that bus. I want to get on the

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden gay bus.

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Speaker 3: For reference. I'm it's this new school be like meme

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Speaker 3: when I find it. But Joe Biden gave us home.

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Speaker 1: But I think with the reason that like my brain

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Speaker 1: will always claim that to my grave. I say, I

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Speaker 1: you like so annoying. That's literally ninety nine degrees.

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Speaker 3: That fucking hurt my shoulder so bad, dude, I have

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Speaker 3: no muscles. Okay, keep going, what's his shirt?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Half? Life.

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Speaker 1: It's cute, dude. I love the distressing on that so much.

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Speaker 1: I have to get better at like.

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Speaker 3: I have Life.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to go?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm referencing?

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Speaker 1: Is it when they stop people and they're like, what

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Speaker 3: Like, what are you no? It's like when they're like

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you could have just said tiktoks.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I just forget words front general in New York,

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Speaker 1: like Japanese dun um um selene loafers, white sox from Amazon.

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Speaker 1: Bowl I took from this lady because I was like,

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Speaker 1: she's just being nice to me. But we were there

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Speaker 1: are you sure? She was like yeah. It was literally

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Speaker 1: all my earrings are from like jewelry stores, just like

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Speaker 1: random jewelry spots or the m jeweler, Like some of

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Speaker 1: you can't get them. Sorry, I get it, I like,

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Speaker 1: I get it all.

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Speaker 4: Over the world, New York, Miami, Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: I'm crazy. And then I have the other half of

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Speaker 1: the necklace from Heaven hold on this gifted. I literally

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Speaker 1: forgot what the fuck I was saying. Also, my rings

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Speaker 1: are sleigh on a dot com. You should look that up.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my bracelets are Power Balance Grease Star bracelet

442
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,520
Speaker 3: that I've had for literally seven years on this wrist.

443
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,120
Speaker 3: And then my everyone in my family.

444
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 4: Has really no one who's listening to this can see.

445
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 1: This, like like we like literally just fully forgot what

446
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 1: we were and like started existing.

447
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 3: Well this is this is a bracelet that everybody in

448
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 3: my family got when my brother died.

449
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 4: Oh that's so ugly.

450
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:26,639
Speaker 3: And then I have a rubber band. I have to

451
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 3: literally just fucking rubber band people.

452
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 4: I will pop this ship.

453
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 3: You won't do to me. I will hit you on

454
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 3: you literally won't. That's the thing. That's the thing.

455
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 1: You're trying to gas like me into like physically abusing

456
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: you on camera.

457
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 3: Dude. That's like someone pointed that out. Like literally all

458
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,239
Speaker 3: I do is just like it's not gaslighting. I just

459
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 3: know like how to get a reaction out of you and.

460
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 6: What gaslighting is literally not.

461
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,160
Speaker 3: But I just like say ship that I know.

462
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,199
Speaker 4: I know how to make you upset and make you

463
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:01,880
Speaker 4: feel like.

464
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 3: You're the crazy or the perpetrator. But no, I just

465
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:08,400
Speaker 3: say like stupid shit and then like I'll look at

466
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 3: you and then you'll give the exact reaction I want

467
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,360
Speaker 3: and it's perfect.

468
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: My bracelets are also from random jewelry source. Actually, some

469
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: of my jewelry is literally from my ear rings, like

470
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: for my earings are from my mommy. Oh and my

471
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 1: chain is from my dad that he got in nineteen

472
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 1: eighty nine. Hey, Okay, I forgot what I was fucking saying, bitch.

473
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: I was Oh, I was talking about how like I

474
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 1: think part of my beer is so annoying. Part of

475
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 1: my brain can't comprehend how serious global warming is because

476
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 1: it's the same part of my brain that finds lightning

477
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,439
Speaker 1: strike videos funny because it's like, literally, we are just

478
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: living on a planet, like we are just oh, like

479
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 1: mother nature is so funny. Like, of course, natural disasters

480
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: aren't funny, but they're like comedic to me in the

481
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: sense that it's like, literally, what the fuck are we

482
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 1: supposed to do?

483
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 3: Listen to this. Also, don't quote me on this because

484
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,199
Speaker 3: this makes sound the most ignorant I've ever sounded in

485
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 3: my entire life. But listen to this. What we were

486
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 3: talking about the other day, what if all these natural

487
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 3: disasters that are happening now and more frequent, I say

488
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 3: with air quotes, is because we're just more like connected,

489
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 3: like we just are seeing more of it because everyone

490
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 3: has a camera on it. And then also on top

491
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 3: of that, what if it's because the news and the meat,

492
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,439
Speaker 3: the news and the media. Where is the news and

493
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 3: the media? The news and the media know that, like

494
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 3: people will tune in more when the world is ending.

495
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 3: They're like, oh my god, the newest flood just dropped.

496
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 3: We gotta like cut.

497
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 1: That's kind of like a lot of people are against

498
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 1: like like classic styled news because that's what the news

499
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,199
Speaker 1: is like. Of course, if you were ever watching the

500
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: news as a kid.

501
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 4: They try to.

502
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: Like filter in I think, like two good stories. Shit, yeah,

503
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:57,399
Speaker 1: like this puppy saved a kid's life like or something

504
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: like that. But for the most part, it's literally just

505
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 1: like replaying the same footage. Like I was watching the

506
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: news for the first time the other day when Hurricane

507
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: IDAs struck, and it was actually insane how they like

508
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: replay the same like b roll because first of all,

509
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, get more b roll, Like, yeah, you're literally

510
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 1: in the middle of a flood. There's like a million

511
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 1: things to film, Like why am I looking at the

512
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 1: same like random footage of like a car sitting in water.

513
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 3: Wait, how iconic would it be if an earthquake just happened.

514
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 1: That would not be an iconic. It would suck balls.

515
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 3: I guess if it was big Ones coming.

516
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: When I was on Twitch, there was an earthquake, so

517
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: I like, there's life footage in me reacting to an earthquake.

518
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 3: But I went I went the big one.

519
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: Stop fucking saying that because that shit actually pisses me off,

520
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 1: and like that's one more reason to move out of

521
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: LA because I'm like, bitch a hurricane. I grew up

522
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: in hurricanes.

523
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 3: I'm moving to Wyoming. Hurricane Huh, I'm moving to Wyoming.

524
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: You're annoying. I'm gonna punch you in the face.

525
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 3: Kanye and Jeffrey Star live out there, my best.

526
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of Kanye, we said we were going to

527
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: kind of make a comment on Drake album and Kanye's

528
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: album and like, so that Drake I as a lot

529
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: of you know, I've never really like, I've never heard

530
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: of his music. Of course, like when I'm in a club,

531
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: if you like played it, I'd be like, oh, this

532
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: kind of sounds familiar, but I can't tell you who's

533
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 1: like singing, Like does he singer?

534
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 3: No? He raps? And you know who the fuck Drake is?

535
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 3: You just listen to his album like.

536
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, no, I see, I already forgot.

537
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 4: But oh that's what I was gonna say, is I.

538
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 1: I gave it a go because I was like, all right,

539
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm talking a lot about having sex with this man.

540
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 4: Maybe I should know what he does.

541
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I gave the album a listen, and I

542
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: actually decided I don't know that I like the way

543
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: he talks about women, so I don't know if I

544
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: would have sex with him.

545
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 3: Like character growth, baby character development.

546
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 1: But this is also me playing hard to get because

547
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,719
Speaker 1: if he knows like I like don't funk with him

548
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: and I also don't like his music, he'll be like,

549
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's so slay and like different, like.

550
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 3: We have to cut not like the other girls.

551
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't like Drake.

552
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 3: Like we just said, you want I'm really you're giving

553
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 3: really weird signals right now, like do you want to

554
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 3: have sex with Drake or not? Oh my fucking guy.

555
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 3: But like I was saying, like this Kanye guy, I've

556
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 3: never ever heard of this guy in if I mean

557
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 3: after listening to his music. Yeah, And that's our.

558
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 1: Review on the albums.

559
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 3: Okay, what we actually think of the albums is, for me,

560
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,959
Speaker 3: they both are incredibly mid And this whole Drake versus

561
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,719
Speaker 3: Kanye feud that had the injury or the internet has

562
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 3: conjured up is so pointless because both the albums fucking suck,

563
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 3: not fucking suck, but both of them are just like

564
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 3: like whatever. If I had to choose one of the albums,

565
00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 3: I would choose Donda because I have a bias towards

566
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 3: Kanye at the end of the day.

567
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: The thing is, at the end of the day. I

568
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: think I like both of them just as much.

569
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 3: Exactly.

570
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: They are literally both I like went through a humongous

571
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: like Kanye and Drake face in high school like simultaneously,

572
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: like beginning of high school, all I listened to was

573
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 1: or like end of middle school, all I listened to

574
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: was like Kanye. Then beginning like freshmen to junior, all

575
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: I listened to was Drake, and then obviously Life of

576
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: Pablo came out during that and that was like in

577
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 1: the mix two and then once like senior year two

578
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: literally like twenty eight, like nineteen, all I listened to

579
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: was like Kanye, and then I started listening to Drake

580
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: again recently in the past year. So literally they both

581
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: have equals spots in my head. And yeah, both of

582
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: the albums are.

583
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 3: Like mid like, yeah, both of them are just not.

584
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 1: A lot of the Kanye album. I don't know why

585
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: literally makes me laugh, Like I think it makes me

586
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: laugh because I'm like, I don't know, it's She's just funny.

587
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's way too much music on that album. Wait,

588
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 3: she could have made it ten songs on two to

589
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 3: like eight songs. He could have made it ten songs

590
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 3: song and it actually would have been like a really

591
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 3: decent album, but he put thirty six songs on there,

592
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 3: and it's fourteen hours long and it's just like whatever.

593
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 3: I like.

594
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: I was trying to listen to it before this episode

595
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: because I actually also haven't even listened to the full

596
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: thing because some of the songs like got annoying to

597
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: me and I would like skip it and or like

598
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: I would just be like, what is happening?

599
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: But you just don't have an open mind, in an

600
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 3: open mind and an open heart to God, no exact

601
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 3: to Kanye, Bitch, what we're you gonna say?

602
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say some of the there's like

603
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: four of those Drake songs that I like, I'm like,

604
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: this is awesome, and it reminds me of like old Drakes.

605
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 3: I'm too Sexy for my shirt.

606
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: I hate that one.

607
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: That is the cringiest shit I've ever heard in my

608
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: entire life. And the fact that y'all let that song,

609
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 3: of every song on the Drake album be the one that.

610
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: Blows up you like it's like the fucking lesbian line.

611
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: He said that actually because he knew what it would

612
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: do to the internet, like, especially in this like like

613
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: climate of like conversation around sexuality. He knew if he

614
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: said he's a lesbian, like it would either ruffle feathers

615
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: or like get a bunch of people like cracking up

616
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: at it. And I think because he gets mean so hard,

617
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna be the like the one to

618
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: me myself.

619
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 3: And yeah, dude, that's something that is actually terrifying. Literally,

620
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 3: no matter who you are, like and no matter like whatever, whatever,

621
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 3: no matter the celebrity, they are all becoming memes of

622
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 3: themselves and it's like terrifying. I think Kai said that

623
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: and I was like, holy fucking shit.

624
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 4: I fucking hate it.

625
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 3: It's it's scary. It's like, please take yourself fucking seriously

626
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 3: and let us be the memes of ourselves, like I.

627
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: Know, let the let the internet comedians do the meming,

628
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: like that's literally our job, Like why are you trying

629
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: to take our job too?

630
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 3: It's so like terrifying. It's absolutely like terrifying. But yeah, like.

631
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: Raised my mind off of Certified lover Boy. I also

632
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: just hate the term.

633
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 3: I used to be a That's that's my favorite line

634
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 3: off of that album.

635
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: That's not a line on that album.

636
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 3: Do you think he did that on purpose where he

637
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 3: the whole like meme where BBL Drake like shaking your

638
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 3: head to, Well, that wasn't him. No, the meme was

639
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 3: to that song. And then Drake's album came out and

640
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: it it was called Certified lover Boy.

641
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: He's been teasing Certified lover Boy for like a minute though,

642
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: I think before the meme, like literally I remember him

643
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: seeing like calling himself a lover boy, like fucking forever ago.

644
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: Well, the correlation's there. That's why the conspiracies are already

645
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 3: rolling direly.

646
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 4: An you're the only one who has said that.

647
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 3: Well, now everybody else listening gets it too.

648
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 4: So you've heard it, Sonny.

649
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 3: You've heard of post nut clarity.

650
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: Well now that's literally what I was looking for is

651
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: for our fucking.

652
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 3: Well now I'm dropping a new bomb today, pre nut insanity.

653
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: Okay, but here's my arguments this. There is no sanity

654
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: in horniness at all. So I don't even.

655
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 3: Believe no prena insanity. No, I'm saying, like, so you're

656
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 3: horny and insane prinut insanity, no.

657
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 4: I think.

658
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: But even after you nut, you are still insane, because like, go, why.

659
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 3: Is this a debate? Right now? It's post nut clarity

660
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 3: prena insanity.

661
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: Okay, then what the fuck did you say it?

662
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 7: Bitch?

663
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 4: The fuck you want me.

664
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 3: To be like mm hmm exactly, be like yep, exactly.

665
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: I would argue that there is no sanity in horniness

666
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 1: at all, before.

667
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 3: Or after you've never nutted to some Okay.

668
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 4: No, we're not having that conversation.

669
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: Okay, Like absolutely insanity in that because it's like, why

670
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: can I not just like accept the fact that that

671
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: like did it for me? Like, well, like why do

672
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: I have to like fight that feeling? And that is

673
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: insanity to me?

674
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 3: Kings are just taboos. It's just what we can't have.

675
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: Exactly, And that's what I'm saying. It's still like insane.

676
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: So even within the clarity, there's insanity.

677
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 3: I'm so lost right now. All I wanted to do

678
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 3: is just drop prina insanity and I want to see

679
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 3: people using it.

680
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 4: You're trying to like make something.

681
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 3: No, I just want someone to say, oh, yeah, like

682
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 3: you know what you're you did good today, you did

683
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 3: really good today. You came up with prina insanity.

684
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: But you're gonna come up with that today.

685
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 3: But I came up with it like.

686
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: Two weeks today two weeks ago.

687
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 3: Nothing new that well. I came up with this today

688
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 3: and I was gonna just save it for a good

689
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 3: moment when you're talking, but I'm just gonna drop it now.

690
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

691
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 4: Wait, some more squirting ketchup on someone up?

692
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 3: Dude? That was I thought she knew, and I was like,

693
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 3: that's not that funny, like that's actually like whatever. But

694
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 3: the fact that he accidentally squirted ketchup on this woman

695
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 3: and then she had no idea and they both went

696
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 3: their separate ways and the dam will ever interact again.

697
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 3: Except she has ketchup stains all over her and she

698
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 3: thought it was me. I bet because she was eyeballing

699
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 3: me fucking squirt ketchup on my hot dogs.

700
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: He was ie balling you squirre ketchup on your hot

701
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: dog because it was making her horny because she saw

702
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: you holding away.

703
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 3: I just I have the tendency to do that to

704
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 3: all genders, no matter who you are, what you love,

705
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 3: what you like.

706
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: Because this is the only time you've like that you

707
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: making someone horny has come up, and it's only been

708
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: a woman.

709
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 3: What about the Hey incident?

710
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: Shut up? No, we have to say that for an

711
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: episode that I was gonna be like that could be

712
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: a Valentine's episode. It's literally September eighth.

713
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 3: Like apparently, yeah, that's years away. But yeah.

714
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 4: When we were at the fair, Zamar literally.

715
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 3: Just codd a woman in ketchup and didn't say anything.

716
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 3: She didn't notice, and it was just the funniest thing.

717
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: Although I keep looking at my phone because I'm looking

718
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: at our topics. Oh, here's what I need to talk about.

719
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: I need to just admit to the world that I

720
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: am like Chi's mosta as fuck, Like I am very nosy,

721
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: and it's honestly getting worse with age. Like you would

722
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: think like with age it would go away, but it's

723
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: getting worse. I'm getting more and more eaves droppy and

724
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: like awful. For instance, I was at the beach with

725
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: my friend and like we were sitting in the fucking

726
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like like cracking up in my head

727
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: because I'm the friend of talking about Sabrina who watches

728
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: the episode, so she's gonna be like, that's literally me,

729
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: why don't you say my name? But I was at

730
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: the beach with Sabrina and we were like just like

731
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,439
Speaker 1: laying out like sunbathing and talking and there was these

732
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: two guys in front of us, and she could not

733
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: he hear them. But I literally have super sonic hearing

734
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: that is made to each drop. Do not talk around

735
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: me because I am listening. Like, if you see me

736
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: in public, do not talk because I will be listening

737
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: unless you're like saying something to me, because then I

738
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: won't be listening to you. I will be listening to

739
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: someone else.

740
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 3: I remember when you used to be angry at me,

741
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: when I would be nosy and eavesdrop, eavesdrop.

742
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: Because gig no, as a man, why are you eavesdropping?

743
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: That's literally none of your business. You're being invasive and

744
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: like scary because as a woman, it is my duty

745
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: to listen to other people in case someone's in danger.

746
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 3: That's that's what I'm doing because I'm gonna go save

747
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 3: the day. I'm gonna be real burly man and step

748
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 3: in if shit gets crazy.

749
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: But the guy at the beach, literally I was like,

750
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: first of all, not to like sit here and like

751
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: call someone ugly, but like you're fucking ugly, Like why

752
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: like you're not like you're lying, Like I guess like

753
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: the standards for men are like way lower, like ugly

754
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: guys still fuck. It's like girl like pretty girls just like.

755
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 3: Have to like wait, like the fact that literally like

756
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 3: almost everyone on earth, like a majority of people on

757
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 3: Earth have had sex before. Yeah, I've seen some other

758
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,760
Speaker 3: that like should not be boning dude.

759
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: This guy also, I have the right to call him

760
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: ugly because of the way he was talking about women.

761
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: I was like, you are a fucking monster, and you

762
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna put you in jail, like I hate you.

763
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: He was like, he was just talking. This is how

764
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 1: it started, what he was saying. He was like, yeah,

765
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: and like she got really mad because like I was

766
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: seeing this girl on the side and like they know

767
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: each other, and dude, it's actually crazy, Like I saw

768
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: them in the same room and they were hella chilling

769
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: and like neither of them knew about the other. Like

770
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: it was so crazy, like hey me, like I was

771
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: fucking both of them on the side and like neither

772
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: of them knew me. Alpha male shit. And then he

773
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: was like and then when like I'm just like if

774
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: you find out and you're like actually like mad about it,

775
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: then you can fucking keep going like you are gonna

776
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: be replaced. And he was like, cause I'll just fuck

777
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: on this girl and then at some point you'll come

778
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: back to me. Anyways, So like I still get both pussies. Yeah,

779
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, you he was serving lies.

780
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're lying, Like why are you lying? And

781
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: then the guy started talking about this girl who both

782
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,959
Speaker 1: of them knew, and he was like, oh, she's she's

783
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: hard to get. Like I was working with her and

784
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: she still would have let me fuck. And then like

785
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: next thing you know, I was fucking her in my

786
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: office and she was giving me fucking head in my office.

787
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: That's the first girl just like swallow my dick. That's okay, lie,

788
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 1: no girl's ever actually been able to swallow my dick,

789
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: but like she got close enough, she got all of them.

790
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: And I was like, also, there's something to be said

791
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 3: that's very homoerotic. No like talking to your boy about that.

792
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god fully. He literally started like mimicking the

793
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: way he was fucking this girl on the beach in

794
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: front of a family and like a bunch of strangers.

795
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, you, like, just say you have

796
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: like a kink for like public sets with your friends,

797
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: Like y'all should just like start my out.

798
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 3: Y'all should just put your inhibitions aside and kiss and

799
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 3: see if there is something there. Explore each other. Do

800
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 3: you think they explored each other's bodies after that?

801
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: Dude, it was so insane and like he just went

802
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: on for so long and like he was talking about

803
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: having sex with so many girls in such a short

804
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: span of time, and I'm like, that's not happening, and

805
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,720
Speaker 1: like you're lying right now, like you're literally lying. Granted

806
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: I had no business like listening to him anyways, but

807
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: he was talking love as fuck like he wanted me

808
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: to hear. Yeah, he probably did no literally because then

809
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: also so fucking gross. When me and Sabrina got up,

810
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 1: he literally also while he was talking, they were both

811
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: standing and looking at the water and not looking at

812
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: us or like looking at each other. They were both

813
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: standing and looking at the water, and he would like

814
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: turn to his friend every.

815
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 4: Now and then. I'm not kidding.

816
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: The second me and Sabrina stood up to like put

817
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 1: our clothes back on, he fully turned around like one

818
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: eighty turned around, and his friend still kept looking the

819
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: other way, and he started staring at us while we

820
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: were like getting dressed, and me and A Lisa were

821
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: just like, I mean a Lisa, Me and Sabrina. We're

822
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: literally just like crumbled up, like putting our clothes on

823
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: as fast as we could, like looking at us.

824
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 3: And that's dude. Women have it like so hard.

825
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so like empathetic. Can we fuck?

826
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like women just like have periods and like they

827
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 3: like they have to just be looked at and like objectified.

828
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 3: Like that shit sucks, Like I feel free.

829
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 4: Don't fucking touch me.

830
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: That's literally every boy on TikTok.

831
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 3: My hip, My whole leg is numb. Do you know

832
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 3: when it goes numb and like you have pins and

833
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 3: needles and if you move it like an inch? Yeah, motherfucker.

834
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: Can we literally go out to like a bar tonight

835
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: and just like eavesdrop, Yeah, dropping on drunk people.

836
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 3: Is the best place to do it is at the

837
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: cart catcher at like Walmart or Target. Those are the

838
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 3: best places to eat. People watch.

839
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 4: No, that's the best place to people watch.

840
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 3: But I mean, like you can tell a lot about

841
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 3: a person.

842
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: If they put the cart back.

843
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that like that's like really says all you

844
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 3: need to know. There's another one of those where it's

845
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 3: like okay, like if you put your cart back you're

846
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 3: like a fairly like moral person. You care about the

847
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 3: well being of others. But if you like leave it

848
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 3: in the middle of the thing, you literally don't give

849
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 3: a shit, and you're a narcissist. You care about yourself

850
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 3: and no one else.

851
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: But there's a rush.

852
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, but I mean like, I've been in rush

853
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 3: situations and I always put.

854
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're like the most moral rounded person ever.

855
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 3: Keep going though, I te you like, thank you, thank you.

856
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 3: I feel like I am so thank you. No, there's

857
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 3: another one where it's like.

858
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 8: You're gonna say something stupid. You were literally gonna say

859
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 8: something so fucking stupid. No, go, what were you gonna say?

860
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 3: Like, as a man, it's my duty to make the

861
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 3: girl come forward?

862
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 6: Time line, Like, this is the type of person I am.

863
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 4: You know, Oh you're so nice.

864
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: You make girls squirt and stuff. You make sure your

865
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: girl squirts.

866
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should just talk about how we miss the

867
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: first two weeks of lockdown. We should move on. I

868
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 3: miss it. I know, ironically I miss it, And does

869
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 3: that make me privileged? Maybe? Yes, makes me a little

870
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 3: privileged because my lockdown was fine whatever, But I missed

871
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 3: the first two weeks of lockdown. And I'll say it

872
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 3: with my fucking chest I do.

873
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: But you know what I realized, I think what I

874
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 1: miss about it is the weather. Interesting if we had

875
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: that weather, because that was like in March, like early March,

876
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: and that's literally the best some of the best weather

877
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: in La because it's like drizzling, it's like really chilly

878
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: on the days that it's raining. And that was like

879
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: the first two weeks, so it was just like cold

880
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: and nice in the house. We were playing animal crossing

881
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: and like.

882
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: Tell me why, I just like got like kind of

883
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 3: like teary eyed thinking about like just how okay, it's

884
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 3: never mind. That's so I was gonna say it was

885
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 3: like cute because like we were like do we wear

886
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 3: a mask? Like do we not wear masks? That's not cute,

887
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,280
Speaker 3: Like people are dying, Like.

888
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just like it was just interesting

889
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: because of like you know, it was it was it

890
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: was like a very vulnerable moment in like society. And

891
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: I think that's what like the sweet part of it was.

892
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: It was like everybody was just on a human level

893
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: of like it was like natural survival and like vulnerability

894
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: of like oh.

895
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 3: Shit, like we are all the same. Yeah, and then

896
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 3: we all started going fucking insane.

897
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: I know. Then it literally like it went for me

898
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: like like fucking wear your masks.

899
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 4: Like like tunny little coffee and.

900
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 3: Like it's only two weeks. It's two weeks, dude.

901
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: I remember I thought two weeks was a long time

902
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: when when I first heard about it, because of like

903
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: our friend's parents who were doctors, we got like the

904
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: scube like a little earlier, like nothing.

905
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 3: They let us know like two weeks before, like they

906
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 3: were like they're gonna shut this ship down, like.

907
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: Prepare yeah, and we were like that's not gonna actually happen,

908
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 1: like you're lying to us, And I was like two weeks,

909
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: like you expected me saying side for two weeks, as

910
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: if I fucking go out that much anyways. But I

911
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: was like pissed off because I was like two.

912
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 3: Weeks and then I was like this is a new normal,

913
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 3: and I was terrified of it. But now I kind

914
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 3: of love it because like now I just don't go

915
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 3: out anymore, which is that kind of nice. I grew,

916
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 3: I grew up. I grew as a person me too.

917
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 3: There are people dying.

918
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 4: There are people dying.

919
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 7: I should am I I should be in school that

920
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 7: the Sunberg this is This episode was me declining global,

921
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 7: making fun of grandpaon b not a.

922
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 3: Good looks and I was glorifying the first two weeks

923
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: of COVID when people were literally dying.

924
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: I'm probably these are just my opinions. Like have I

925
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: to be the best person in the world? No?

926
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 4: Do I know right from wrong?

927
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: Yes? Do I believe that I am like morally like

928
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: in the right direction? Yes? But like, am I silly?

929
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 3: I have fun? Like? Am I am? Am? I saying

930
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 3: what everyone's thinking? Probably like I am.

931
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: People might say that I'm the martyr of hope.

932
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 3: Actually true, I do believe that now that we're missing

933
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 3: Can I stuck on your fingers?

934
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: No?

935
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 3: You can't suck on my fingers? What the fuck is

936
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 3: wrong with you?

937
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: You know what a lot of people watching, a lot

938
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: of people, a lot of people.

939
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 3: What is that from?

940
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: No? But you know what I've been thinking of recently. Okay,

941
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: I actually have to find.

942
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 4: Do you know, humble yourself?

943
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 3: Because you know, you know, like I know that I

944
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 3: will humble you.

945
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: Dude.

946
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 3: Cheese mosa, dude, I just am Oh the is keep

947
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 3: going is mimosa but instead of oranges, it's cheese.

948
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: That she cannot compete.

949
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 2: When you don't compete, she was speaking, best bit is

950
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 2: that you're getting.

951
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: Damn I calm down and you know, I know, and

952
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: I will humble you.

953
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 3: She ate so carry on.

954
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: I love so carry on. Dude. Literally five point three k.

955
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 3: Views, Like no, she that is like one of the

956
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:35,720
Speaker 3: most iconic.

957
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.

958
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: The reason that God brought up is in the jay

959
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: Z and Drake song on Certified lover Boy. Jay Z

960
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: literally steals from her and like says what she was

961
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: saying in that video. He literally is like, your best

962
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 1: bet is to sit down before I humble you.

963
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 3: Damn like like word for word, yeah, damn. Well, my

964
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 3: favorite video right now is one that you brought to

965
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 3: my attention last night. The Devil made me do.

966
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: Let's just say the Devil made me.

967
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: I know exactly where her head was like she was

968
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 3: like ooh like filter like I'm gonna just like act

969
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 3: a little bit like yeah, you know, she was.

970
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: Like looking through the filters I g and She's like.

971
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: I like this one. Yeah, and she did it and

972
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 3: she served.

973
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: The Devil made me.

974
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 3: Let's just say the Devil made me do it. Let's

975
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 3: just say I'm gonna piss my pants. I always have

976
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 3: to peek.

977
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 4: I could take some.

978
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 3: I could take some would be like an interesting idea

979
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 3: for me to pee in the middle of the episode.

980
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: No, that would not be an interesting idea. We'd have

981
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: to cut it. Yeah, speaking of most, you look at

982
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: my phone all the time. You have seen I know

983
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: you've seen me sexting.

984
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, and you's just like her phone's open.

985
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: I do it to It's not just any I like,

986
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 3: I watch everyone's phone and it's not even like ooh,

987
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 3: I'm getting this scoop like. It's like, no, I'm trying

988
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 3: to get my screen time down, so I gotta like

989
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 3: look at your like I gotta see what.

990
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 4: You're doing to me, like being fucking gross. And then

991
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 4: I'm like embarrassed because I'm I am like.

992
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 3: No that the last time, the only time I've ever

993
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 3: seen you like being horny on your phone was literally

994
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 3: when you were showing me something on your phone and yeah,

995
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 3: it opened up and I didn't even see it, and

996
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 3: it I wouldn't have realized it if you didn't say it.

997
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: But then I only said it because you had a

998
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 1: video of my phone I was showing.

999
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 4: It was when my phone was breaking.

1000
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: The last text I sent was literally fucking like it

1001
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: was like funny, but it was like gross.

1002
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 3: I actually didn't go look at it.

1003
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,959
Speaker 4: Guess it was going to Jet. No, guess who's going

1004
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 4: to jet.

1005
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: Guess who's getting some cactnet me? But yeah, he like

1006
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: always is looking at my fucking phone.

1007
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 4: The other day I was texting from the backseat. He

1008
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,959
Speaker 4: right up started.

1009
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: Talking about what I was texting someone about. Like didn't

1010
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: he even like be like, sorry, I'm looking at your phone.

1011
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 1: He started just giving his two cents of my conversation.

1012
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 3: I were attacked, and my two cents were true.

1013
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: You don't even remember what we were talking about.

1014
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,919
Speaker 3: No, I know, I don't even remember that at lay dude,

1015
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 3: I have decided that like I am like an NPC,

1016
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 3: Like I'm not a like like you know how everyone

1017
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 3: thinks they're the main character. Like bitch, No, my brain

1018
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 3: is empty now, like I have. I have no thoughts

1019
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 3: in my head anymore, like I And it's kind of

1020
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 3: like scaring me because I used to be like full

1021
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 3: of life, but now I'm so jaded that like there's

1022
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 3: nothing like happening inside my head. And on top of that,

1023
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 3: like I feel like I'm like a side character or

1024
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 3: even like just a complete NPC in someone else's storyline,

1025
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 3: which like I'm okay with Like I'm fine with it,

1026
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 3: Like I feel neurotypical. Like the past, like three weeks,

1027
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: I felt like genuinely so normal, except for when I, like,

1028
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 3: like drink a shit ton of caffeine or something. Then

1029
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 3: I like freak the fuck out and I'm like, oh

1030
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 3: my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

1031
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 3: But like no, like now i am an NPC and

1032
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 3: I think NPC Pride like we should have we should

1033
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 3: have NPC Pride month.

1034
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 1: What I will say is I've never felt like the

1035
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: main character. I've always felt like the character in like

1036
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: the video game that you like talk to and I

1037
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: like give you hints on how to like how to further. Yeah,

1038
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm like I've always felt like an MPC, but I

1039
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,760
Speaker 1: agree with you more recently, like I think I realize

1040
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: it more. In my therapy se sessions, I am less

1041
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: and less like provocative with my emotions, Like when my

1042
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: therapist is asking me how I feel, I'm like, oh,

1043
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: I just feel fucking crazy, and then I'm like, I know,

1044
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: I know I shouldn't say that because like that's like

1045
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: a loaded word to be saying in therapy, but I

1046
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: just like I either feel crazy or I feel nothing,

1047
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: and like, as of right now, I've been in a

1048
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 1: plane of nothingness, like I'm going through things that from

1049
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: the outside. But I guess, actually, no, that's that's a

1050
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: different conversation because then I would have to go into

1051
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: detail about like what I'm experiencing, and I don't want

1052
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: to do.

1053
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 3: That, but like, dude it, do do it, dude it.

1054
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 4: But I think I'm just like.

1055
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: I'm just like whatever, I don't know that I care.

1056
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very blosse.

1057
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 3: And not in like a lame nihilistic way, but like

1058
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 3: a zoul is eating my goddamn planet. Motherfucker she was

1059
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 3: is she did? She chomp on it big time. No,

1060
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Actually, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

1061
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 3: Like this is actually like the sadest say of my

1062
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 3: goddamn life. Oh, is it bad? Yes, we're leaving the same.

1063
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: It's not the worst. We'll just keep it here for

1064
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: the rest of the episode. We'll watch her.

1065
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 3: I'm in a vomit at.

1066
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: Wells also, so that's the good news, dude.

1067
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, he ate no inya. This is all him,

1068
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 3: that's all him. He was eating the fuck out of

1069
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 3: that like a fucking snail. He's getting spankings. I'm not

1070
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 3: Kidding'm gonna spank the shoot out of him.

1071
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

1072
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 3: How much was this.

1073
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: Way too much?

1074
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

1075
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a spray to like spray around that

1076
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: air of the couch so it's all good.

1077
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 3: It shouldn't have been there anyways. Like I knew he

1078
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 3: was gonna eat it, but that motherfucker.

1079
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: I'll buy a different plant for that corner. We could

1080
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: put this one by the TV so he can't reach it. Yeah,

1081
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: but he'll get to those.

1082
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 3: Leaves that he just saw, the biggest one and was like,

1083
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking ruin Drew's day. I'm gonna ruin Drew's day.

1084
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 3: And I and it did. He worked, He worked. He's manipulative.

1085
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: Is the worst.

1086
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 3: He's actually manipulative, like he knows what he's doing and

1087
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 3: he does it to like either get under your skin

1088
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 3: or because he liked he's like deprived of attention for

1089
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 3: some reason. When he's not, he's always so much and

1090
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 3: he does these stupid little things like eating my fucking

1091
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 3: plants because he knows I'm gonna touch him later.

1092
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: Like, dude, he's so annoying, like he like actually makes

1093
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: me so fucking mad. And then I'm like, oh he

1094
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 1: this is like this man is a pussy.

1095
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 3: I know I fucked it later.

1096
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: You fucked it later. That doesn't make sense.

1097
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 3: The future exists already, we have predetermined destinies. You wouldn't

1098
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 3: know that if you listen to me.

1099
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,280
Speaker 4: Anyways, bitch as well so fucking annoying.

1100
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,760
Speaker 1: I just got back from my trip and literally she's

1101
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: been yelling every night and she like will get into

1102
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 1: fits where she yells, but it is like the worst

1103
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: it's ever been, like her yelling because she's being mean

1104
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: and she's coming next to my head and doing it

1105
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: like I don't know. She like starts at the at

1106
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: the door and then we'll like move to my head

1107
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: and was sitting on my chair next to my vanity

1108
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: in my bed and looking at me and screaming until

1109
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: I woke up.

1110
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 3: Oh I love the big little bit, so.

1111
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start spraying him with water until he stopped.

1112
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 4: When he's being good, he just sleeps.

1113
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: With me all night.

1114
00:52:56,080 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 3: No, it's my fault. It really is my fault because

1115
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 3: when you were gone, I would just leave your door

1116
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 3: open at night and he could go to and fro.

1117
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's like used to freedom and now he

1118
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: hates me because he's like pissed about it because he's like,

1119
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: I want to do this, but I don't give a fuck.

1120
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna spray the ship out of him with some water,

1121
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 4: and like.

1122
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, there's no winning in that situation. You

1123
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 3: could get a cat door installed, No, bitch, there's no

1124
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 3: there's absolutely no winning in that situation. Like you have

1125
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 3: to spray him, I know.

1126
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: I is that like a thing that people don't agree with,

1127
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: like like spray barling your cats. If if you had

1128
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: a cat as annoying and like a piece of ship,

1129
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: like it was always so lucky. He's the cutest cat

1130
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: in the world, but it's very lucky that he's If.

1131
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,919
Speaker 9: He didn't have his little belly in his like cute, little,

1132
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 9: bigger squeezable fish, he would be on the streets.

1133
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 3: Literally.

1134
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: If it's always like a grown ass person, if it's

1135
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: always like a toddler like size like animal, I would

1136
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: fistfight it. Like if it's always like if it's if

1137
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: he could match.

1138
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: If he could be, if he could take up for himself.

1139
00:53:58,560 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: I think.

1140
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,919
Speaker 1: Also, you know, I don't want it to be thought

1141
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: that I like and mean to I'm way too nice.

1142
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 3: And that's why he's Yeah, and he is way too

1143
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 3: good to him as am.

1144
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: I like, everyone gives him exactly what he wants when

1145
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: he yells, we give him exactly what he wants. So

1146
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: he's a piece of ship. And then when he he

1147
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:17,240
Speaker 1: doesn't get.

1148
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 3: What he wants, he gets so he's an actual todd.

1149
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: I actually can't believe he did this because he didn't.

1150
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 3: Do this part. No, it's like naturally that just yeah,

1151
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 3: that just is because it's so big motherfucker. But yeah,

1152
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: when Enya's gone for like an extended period of time

1153
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 3: and I take care of his oulf for her, I

1154
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 3: fat in that motherfucker.

1155
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: Uh, I know, because he got fat.

1156
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 3: But since I got I feed him like two three

1157
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 3: times a day.

1158
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: No, he shouldn't be getting fed too three times a day.

1159
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: I want him to live until I'm like thirty five.

1160
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 9: So, but he's a good boy, and he deserves the

1161
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 9: little food because it makes.

1162
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 4: No he deserves the proper amount of food.

1163
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 1: So that he'd be a healthy cat that lives until

1164
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm thirty.

1165
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 3: Has very few joys in life, Like he sees a

1166
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 3: bug maybe once.

1167
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: Everything three joy in life he gets like every he

1168
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: literally gets every single thing he wants.

1169
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 3: He sees a bug once every three weeks, and that's

1170
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 3: the most joy he get.

1171
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: Buying him bugs to eat, and I'll let you give

1172
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: him feed him bugs. You can look up what bugs

1173
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: a zule can eat and buy them and feed them

1174
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 1: to him. And you can feed him bugs, and you

1175
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: could give him treats if you want to give him treats.

1176
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: You give him treats. Don't give my cat a full

1177
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: bowl of food because you want him to be fat.

1178
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 4: I don't want him to be fat because back, but

1179
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 4: don't live belly.

1180
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: His belly oug belly gets.

1181
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,919
Speaker 3: A squigye belly. But okay, he's not like fat. He's

1182
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 3: just like a normal cat. He's still within normal cat weight.

1183
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 3: He's just not no bitch, he's.

1184
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 4: Starting to look pudgy.

1185
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: Like I literally I never like look at a zula like, oh,

1186
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: he's like gotten bigger. But literally I was watching him

1187
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: walk down the hall and I was like, bitch, she's white.

1188
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 3: Like he's like he got wie.

1189
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: Uh.

1190
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 3: You go to Big Billy now and.

1191
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: Bit you get a squishy toy, get a squish mellow

1192
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: if you want something.

1193
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 3: Big Azule's belly is the perfect squidging. He pedimen his

1194
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 3: belly and you switch it.

1195
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: I don't care. He's being a bitch, so I like,

1196
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay attention to him.

1197
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 3: Who's going to jets nice.

1198
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: That's my update on Azul, And I forgot what we

1199
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: were talking about was before Zul started eating your shit up?

1200
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, he literally committed a crime, like and this isn't

1201
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 3: the first time he's done this. He destroyed my monsterra,

1202
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 3: like destroyed it. And also he like cats are like

1203
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 3: allergic to monsterras and he still did it even after

1204
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 3: the first time. It like fucked with his stomach.

1205
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: No, he literally like acclimated his body to be able

1206
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: to eat plants and he barely throws up. But he

1207
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: probably is gonna throw it from this. And I'm gonna, like,

1208
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: when this episode is done, I have to go clean

1209
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: up cat vomit.

1210
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 3: We both lost today. We both lost.

1211
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: Fuck. I'm so upset that I forgot what we were

1212
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: talking about.

1213
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 3: Non binary nap time, I.

1214
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: I keep touching the pussy of this plan and it's

1215
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: like fun.

1216
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 3: Oh, it's gag into lunchtime. I forgot that's what we

1217
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:09,439
Speaker 3: were talking about.

1218
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,320
Speaker 1: That's not what we were talking about. Fuck. Oh, we

1219
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: were talking about eavesdropping about how you were looking at

1220
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: my fucking phone. But what I was gonna say is

1221
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: I kind of have the same issue. I think I'm

1222
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 1: pretty good at like not looking like I'll look and

1223
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: and be like, oh shit, this is like I shouldn't

1224
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: be looking at their phone. It's only like bad when

1225
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: it's someone who I'm like romantically interested in, because I'm like,

1226
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: oh my god, I like will always like if someone

1227
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: I like is like next to me and pulls up

1228
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: their phone, I always look because it's like it's just

1229
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: if someone's that close to you with your phone, you're like, oh,

1230
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: they're showing me something, or like they have me because

1231
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: they want me to look. No, I don't want it

1232
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: to look like that. I think it always looks like

1233
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm being like like, yeah, like, who are you talking to?

1234
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: But I don't give a fuck what you use your

1235
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 1: phone for, especially if you're a man you shouldn't have

1236
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 1: one in the first place.

1237
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,479
Speaker 3: But like, in general, I don't care what if people

1238
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 3: ease drop on my phone because I do nothing wrong

1239
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 3: on my phone, and I don't care.

1240
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: Because you do nothing on your phone.

1241
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 4: It's not that you do nothing wrong.

1242
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: You're doing literally like you you can get the same

1243
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: meme since we started this, fucking every time Drews picked

1244
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: up his phone, you're probably like, Damn, Drew's like looking

1245
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: at his phone. What is he looking at? He's literally

1246
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: been looking at that stupid fucking gay agenda meme.

1247
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 3: Gay agenda lunchtime, Joe Biden gay Joe Biden, gay Joe

1248
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 3: Biden bus.

1249
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: No, it's Joe Biden gay bus you.

1250
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 3: That's the school liberals one shut up. Ever since Joe

1251
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 3: Biden got into the office.

1252
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 4: That's it for the episode.

1253
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 3: You're being cut COVID muzzle one oh one.

1254
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: I saw a big that was people who were like

1255
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: anti maskers and they were like, if people can cross

1256
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: the borders, why can't I eat inside?

1257
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 3: And I was like, that is like the craziest that

1258
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: is the most insane correlation ever made.

1259
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: If people can drive, why can I not fly a plane? Hmmm?

1260
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 3: Like that's what that felt like, Yeah, like.

1261
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: What are you comparing? Like literally, and it was like

1262
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: this was she literally what made a bear? She was like,

1263
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 1: if people can cross the border in Texas, why can

1264
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: I not eat in a restaurant in New York?

1265
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 3: Because the people crossing the border in Texas aren't a

1266
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 3: deadly virus killing everybody you love. Also, I saw since

1267
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 3: we're talking about conservatives just being thatshit crazy conservatives. Yeah,

1268
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 3: they get to call us libtards, we get to call

1269
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 3: them conservatives. Like that's where did you find that? I

1270
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 3: just saw it, like somewhere I don't know.

1271
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: See, that's why people could each drop on your phone,

1272
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: because that's what you're looking at.

1273
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So I saw someone being like, this is

1274
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:57,440
Speaker 3: fucking America. I should not have to pay a subscription

1275
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 3: to go inside Costco. And I was like, oh, oh

1276
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 3: oh god. I was like, y'all are very very close

1277
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 3: to like seeing, like we're very close to seeing. I'd

1278
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 3: eye on like a lot of things like yeah, we

1279
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 3: shouldn't have to pay a membership to pay groceries because

1280
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 3: that's just like another way for billionaires to make more billions.

1281
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: But instead of that, you make it about something completely

1282
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 3: just like wrong, just stupid, just literally just like stupid.

1283
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm classist, you can't say that, shrugger.

1284
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't believe poor people should live. That might

1285
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: just be me.

1286
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 4: Please, No one fucking like someone's gonna like just take.

1287
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: Creepy check creep it and doesn't believe in poor people.

1288
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 3: We believe. We believe that poor people are real.

1289
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: Don't speak for me.

1290
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 3: Poor people are real.

1291
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be here.

1292
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be up here.

1293
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be up here. I should be in class

1294
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: learning about algebra. But I'm here telling you to save

1295
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: the world. Okay, now the episode is done because you're

1296
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: just being stupid.

1297
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 4: All right, let's get into media.

1298
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: This is like in Josie and the Pussycat Dolls when

1299
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: there's like a backtrack that's like brainwashing people. We should

1300
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: do that.

1301
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 3: Shut up.

1302
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna be like, I haven't watched it.

1303
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, my media for the week.

1304
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: Oh my last note of what I wanted to say

1305
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: is shitting is literally the best pastime ever. Like you're

1306
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 1: not wasting time because you're doing something your body needs

1307
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: and it feels awesome.

1308
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 3: Do you ever like suck the poop back up after

1309
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 3: you put it out and you just like get the

1310
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 3: poop twice? You fuck yourself with the dirt.

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Speaker 1: You're so annoy You don't do that because I do

1312
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: that all the time.

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01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 3: I do that all the time, man, okod oh, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'll go first. The show of the week is Kaiba

1315
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 3: by Miyasaki Usa.

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01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 1: Oh did you watch that?

1317
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1318
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you were watching it when I saw you.

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01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 3: It's really really good. Art style is incredible. It's just

1321
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 3: like it's everything. I feel like the Internet once in

1322
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 3: an anime right now and they're just not getting and

1323
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 3: it's just really fantastic. I there's not much more to say.

1324
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 3: It's really really there's some really dark ship that goes

1325
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 3: on in it and some really like like what the

1326
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 3: fuck is happening right now? Is this actually happening right now?

1327
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 3: Like type shit going on in it. That motherfucker he

1328
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 3: smells it and he's getting it. He's gonna get it.

1329
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 3: This motherfucker bite it and I'll bite you.

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01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:10,080
Speaker 1: Me.

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01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 9: Oh he's so cute that I love him, so boy,

1332
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 9: he's a good may, really good boy.

1333
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah he wants to eat it. It tastes good to him.

1334
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's a really good anime. You should check out.

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01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 3: Maybe it's masak misak Usa.

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01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh were you showing it to me to read it

1337
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, I don't know if I could read

1338
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: it either. Yeah, Misaki sounds right, I don't know.

1339
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, But Kaiba k A I B A is a

1340
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: really fantastic show anime. Check it out. And my song

1341
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 3: for the week is Heads Will Roll, Heads Will Roll

1342
01:03:54,520 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 3: Jersey Club remix by j TP. That song should be

1343
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 3: in the zeitgeist. It's the next. It really is just

1344
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 3: like the most hype song ever fucking made. And there

1345
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 3: that's awesome.

1346
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of.

1347
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: What movie I watched on the plane. I watched two movies.

1348
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: I watched a few. I watched The Farewell, which I

1349
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 1: had been avoiding watching because I knew it would make

1350
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: me cry. Yeah, and it was so fucking good. Like

1351
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: that movie was amazing and it like made me like

1352
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: so happy and like made me sob my ass off

1353
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: at the end.

1354
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 3: What's her name?

1355
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 1: I don't know her. I think her like I think

1356
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: her like show name is Aquafina, but I remember seeing

1357
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: that she had like her. I don't know if that's

1358
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 1: her actual name.

1359
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 3: I fucking love her. Whatever her name is, oh her.

1360
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 1: I think her real name is Nora Loom.

1361
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, her real name. I mean her, she's just like

1362
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 3: one of my favorite actresses. Yeah, she's like and her

1363
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 3: getting to do a serious role yeah really really.

1364
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: And she like killed it and it was so fucking good.

1365
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: And then my music because I don't want to say

1366
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: all the movies that I watched, because I like don't

1367
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 1: really sit down and watch movies that much. I feel

1368
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: like I have to, like like spacemandom out. Oh, I

1369
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: have like so much fucking music that I want to

1370
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: talk about. When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman

1371
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: by Doctor Hook, Borderline by Madonna because it reminds me

1372
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 1: of being a kid, Movies by Ashanti because the le

1373
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: Tang by Blossom Dearie and those are my things. And

1374
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: then Pipe Down and Raise My Mind by Drake Damn.

1375
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 3: That's a lot of music that's like twenty songs. Well

1376
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 3: now I'm gonna say one The Blessed Family by Emily

1377
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,360
Speaker 3: Mind You you have to, oh, you have to like

1378
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 3: beat Me for all its fury Reach by Davante Haynes.

1379
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: I actually should have saved some of that music because

1380
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: fantastic Cat, Oh, fantastic cats, fantastic good. All right, we

1381
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: thank you so much for watching, and this plant will

1382
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: be an ever the episode. Now to make sure that

1383
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: doesn't eat it. Oh my god, I'm gonna punch in

1384
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 1: a vase. Bye Tride, stop it. Tie Ti m.