WEBVTT - Adam Rippon Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:15.720 And I invited you here. I've gotta made myself perfectly clear. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:22.120 But you're a guest to my home. You gotta come 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:27.880 to me empty, and I said, no guests. You're our 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:30.160 presences presents enough. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:35.920 I already had too much stuff, So how do you 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:38.240 dare to surbey me? 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.280 I assume you want to support the show, and if 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.920 that's the case, our promo codes and links from all 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:59.640 of the advertisers are now online at exactly rightmedia dot com, 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:04.320 slash promos, slash isng, and the promo codes are deals galore, 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:06.200 So even if you don't want to support the show, 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.080 you can still get a bargain. Once more, you can 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.959 support I said No Gifts by using our promo codes 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:18.199 and links at exactly rightmedia dot com slash promos, slash isng. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.240 Or you can look at the show notes for this episode, 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.920 or you can go to our Instagram. Or you can 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:26.880 do none of that or all of it. Your life 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:30.320 is yours. Do what you must feel free to support 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:35.040 the show. Welcome to I said No Gifts. I'm Bridger 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:39.480 weineger Oh. I lost my voice last week. Today is 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:44.080 the first day that my voice is even semi returned 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:48.320 to normal. The whole podcast was in jeopardy. You know, 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:54.360 life is so fragile. Podcasts are even more fragile. This 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.840 could have all gone away, and then it would have 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:58.880 been on a lease on the mic, and I'm sure 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:02.320 they would have loved that, but I'm sure the reviews 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:06.800 would have tanked on a lease. Don't think about it. 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:09.560 That's all I'm going to say. I was traveling, I 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.799 got a cold, I lost my voice. Someone at the 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:16.320 airport quoted me five to ten minutes wait, which we 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.360 have to stop saying five to ten minute wait. It 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.480 means nothing. I have never had someone say five to 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.359 ten minute wait, and then that's the time. It's either 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.720 two minutes or a half hour. It's a meaningless thing 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:31.560 to say. Just say wait, just say it'll be a second, 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:35.119 because it doesn't mean anything to me. In this scenario, 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.120 it was a minute and a half wait, and then 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.799 I almost lost my place in the line. I still 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.880 ended up in group F on the airplane, but that's 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:45.720 my fault. But yeah, five to ten minute wait. Now 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:49.720 that I'm really thinking about this, that is it's bad news. 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:53.040 It's bad news. It does mean two minutes or forty 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.640 five minutes, So let's stop saying that twenty twenty five, 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.320 no one's ever going to say five to ten minute 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.880 wait again. Oh, I'm glad I brought it up. You know, 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.520 this is why I've got a voice, This is why 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:07.840 I have a platform for these sort of issues. But please, 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.400 let's get into the podcast. I adore today's guest. It's 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.400 Adam Rippon. Adam, welcome to I said, no gifts. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.840 It's an honor, it's a privilege. I couldn't agree with 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:21.600 you more about your airport etiquette. And I'm glad that 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.560 you have your voice back because I think it's important 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.560 that somebody kind of stand up to the big guys 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.359 instead of just Pete Budaje edge. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.560 Right. So now there was one one of us, now 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.200 there or two of us. And this is how we 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:35.520 create change. Absolutely one one voice becomes millions. 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:37.920 A lot of people said that about Jill Stein this year, 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.040 So I don't really know kind of how to take 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:43.400 that or kind of where to go with that, but 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.360 I do stand with you on five to ten minutes 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:47.400 does not mean anything. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.720 It really doesn't mean anything to me when somebody says that, 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:53.560 I just think, oh, so just nobody knows anything, right now, No, 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.200 and it could be any amount of time. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:04:00.000 I am personally guilty of doing that quite often. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.520 Are you quoting people five to ten minute waits all 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:02.920 the time? 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:04.880 I'll be there in a minute, in an hour, But 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:09.480 that's an My husband is finish and so he takes 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.720 everything I say literally for which is the worst thing 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.120 anybody absolutely ever could do. So I'm like, I'll be 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.719 home in five minutes, which will turn into maybe I'd 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:19.599 come back in two days. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.080 You know, I don't know. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.120 Five minutes is a turn of phrase, right, it's not 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.359 an actual unit of time. But I'm not in a 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:29.400 professional setting. I'm on an iPhone, right, l e X 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:30.680 is a professional setting. 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.440 Yes, there should not be a five to ten minute 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.839 wait at LAX. It's not even the cheesecake factor. No, 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:37.960 at least there they give you the buzzer. Yeah, they 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.080 five rates in your hand. You know. You know, when 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.360 you're at least within five minutes completely at the airport, 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.280 you should have a real strict the planes take off 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:49.880 at specific amounts of I mean, it's it's lawless. Yes, no, 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.560 it'solutelytill five to ten minutes of the airport. I might 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:53.720 as well just go home. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.359 And you know what each terminal is a different country. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:00.440 They have different rules, they have different Oh love is 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:01.200 a quality. 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.479 Oh it's awful. I was in the Jet Blue terminal 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.719 this time, and I've got to say things are not 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.760 looking good over there, really, the quality of I think 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.800 they have a coffee Bean, which, first of all, a 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.880 coffee bean in the airport, forget it, so sad. It's 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.240 the worst case scenario. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.400 They're the worst coffee artisans on the block first of all, 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.520 Like I would say, on the block, going to a 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.800 coffee bean is okay, Yeah, it's not that bad. No, 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:28.320 but it's sort of bad. It is not sort of good. 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.480 They do have the good ice though, right. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:32.760 They have a much better ice at Coffee Bean, way 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.719 better than Starbucks. Are kidding me. They have the pebble 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:38.720 ice exactly. But when you see them at an airport, 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.960 I think it's almost a completely different brand at that point, 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:45.239 it's like it just popped up there. Coffee Bean Corporate 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:46.640 isn't even a where it exists. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:48.960 Oh no, well, because it's probably like Coffee Bean and 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.280 co It's like something they got away with something. Can 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.159 I share something with you that I've found out that 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:58.520 I cannot stop thinking about? Please, don't I know there, 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.760 I actually have to We actually. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.640 Have a few minutes left on the podcast, and you know, 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.880 I've had a great time, and so thank you. I 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.240 think it'll go ahead, please. 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:18.080 Simone Biles is opening a restaurant wait in the airport 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:26.840 what called taste of Gold. I just kind of wanted 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:27.719 you to sit with that. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.480 Every piece of information how you told that out was 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:33.520 so perfect. Taste of Gold. Should I try to guess 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:34.400 what sort of food it is? 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.160 I think you're going to be right. 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:38.960 Is it burgers and bar food? 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.120 I think more importantly, I don't know anything about it. 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:45.040 By the way, I don't I need actually I can 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:45.719 here to promote it. 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:50.680 You are an early investor. I'm the only I don't 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:51.719 know anything about it. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:53.600 I think the first thing I want to know about 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.360 it is it before or after security, because. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:07:00.640 I think that makes a huge difference, huge difference, because 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:04.080 you know, in airport's after security. And this actually is 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.960 probably completely wrong. I'm now I'm probably just making something up, 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:10.200 but I think after security there's like a full company 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.760 that takes care of all of those restaurants, and that's 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:15.920 why airport quality food is a little bit worse, because 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.200 like there's one company or a couple that have security 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.920 clearance to get the food through. So somebody's like, not 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:25.080 like baking a bomb into a coffee bean pastry my 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:31.440 favorite flavor. And so I think that's why before you 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.440 get through security. I think they can be real versions 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:38.120 of restaurants. Are you serious? I mean again, I could 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:39.360 be completely making this up. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.760 Well I'm like, well that would make sense because I 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.800 do think. Isn't there like a Planet Hollywood that's like 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:49.240 right outside of the Tom Bradley security which would make 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:51.640 sense because I don't think Planet Hollywood food could make. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:54.480 It through security. Oh, there's no way. No, Absolutely, they'd 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.760 be stopped. Also, is that the last planet Hollywood in existence? 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:04.080 It is? Yeah, you're also an investor there. You're trying 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:05.080 to get it back off the ground. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.960 Well, I already took my money out reinvested it right 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.120 into Taste of Gold, which will be coming to the 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.760 Dallas Fort Wayne Airport before after security. I don't know 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:16.160 it's in the Dallas, it's going to the Dallas. 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.040 I spend a lot of time there, well, I have 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.920 in the last year because you should check out Taste 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:26.120 of because I work there. I met the spirit Airlines, 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.440 Dallas Fort Worth Airport, Terminal four. No, I actually was. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:37.160 I had a little mental break. I think TB where 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:42.559 I decided I liked taking a a break in between 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.520 LA and New York, and so often I would stop 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:47.559 in Dallas. 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.199 And I'm smiling like the cheshure cat, I'm going, what 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.200 mais are two stars knowing what's going on? 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:57.720 Hear me out? Hear me out? Try too, Okay, yes, 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.559 in theory, and it worked once you start over. Okay, 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.000 So I'm I am going back and forth between New 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:07.640 York and LA a decent amount of over the last year, 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:12.240 probably four hundred times. Okay, in a plane, in a plane, unfortunately, Okay, 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.640 I'd rather be doing it by river boat. But and 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.520 I thought, and I love to go out of Burbank. 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.280 I love to go out of Burbank Airport, and I 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.680 love to go to LaGuardia Airport. There are not a 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:24.880 lot of direct flights from Burbank to LaGuardia. Yes, and 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.040 now I think from Burbank to New York at all. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.880 I love the listener loves just kind of the logistics 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:36.400 of the stay with us guys. Really, it's getting better. 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:41.120 I can feel it. But I had to take a 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.600 flight there. There was not a direct flight, so I thought, well, 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.959 I'll have to stop in Dallas for an hour. Of course, 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.520 I'll give it a shot. The first time it worked perfectly. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:50.760 It felt like I was on a road trip and 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:54.360 I was stopping for lunch, got stopped there, got on 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.199 the plane, got to New York, and of course was 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.120 like a nine hour journey rather than the traditional five 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.560 to six. But I got to have my lunch, read 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:01.880 a book. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:05.200 But you're non traditional traveler, So what everbody knows that 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:05.640 about me? 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:09.080 I do it? Yeah, that's that's kind of the game 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.560 of my travel agency business for the non traditional traveler, 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:15.920 for someone who loves to take fourteen hours to get 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:20.280 across the country. So it did work once, and so 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.240 I thought, well, I'll keep trying this, and literally every 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:26.520 other time there was a delay or I missed a flight. Okay, 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:29.079 and there was one time when I flew from New 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:32.880 York to LA that truly took thirteen hours because it 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:34.439 was a to stop flight. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.079 Oh that's where I trave a line to any kind 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:41.920 of destination. Sorry, now two stops. 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.120 Where are you going? You have to be going to space. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.920 There aren't even stops on the way to space. No 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.600 to be going from New York to LA and taking two. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:57.280 Where were they Detroit and Salt Lake City? Okay? I Detroit, 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:59.600 I'm okay with beautiful water feature. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:03.520 Yes, scrgeous fountain. It's the Trevy Fountain in the United States. 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:09.280 This Salt Lake I I am questioning because I think 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:12.320 Salt Lake can it's it has to be the final destination. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.280 You have to die there. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:16.640 You can't travel through there. No, because there you can 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:17.840 get a giro there. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.280 I know euro yuo. 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:21.560 Wait. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:24.360 I listened to a year episode with Katya was. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:27.040 It You're you might have talked about euros. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:28.440 it's a euro uero. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.800 I mean like the form of currency, like sort of. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.160 I think that's more of a euro because you're speaking 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:38.520 of euro and now I'm speaking euro a euro. It's 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.320 more of a what is that a it's like an 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:41.800 ee rather than a You. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.440 Well, you would know you travel a bit more, you 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:46.720 make a more few stops and a few different places. 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:47.640 Than I do over the place. 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:50.520 Yeah, I haven't really picked up the dialect of the 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:51.600 Midwest quite yet. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.599 No, I'm from Salt Lake City. You are, Yeah, And 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.480 there's a large Greek population there, and as far as 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.880 I know, and again I don't know it. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.120 I'm taking everything you say as the law. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.840 Yeah, I think it's zero. A lot of people say giro. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:09.320 That's a form of exercise. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:13.600 I think exercise. Hell, isn't there like a gyrocopter? Giro? 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:15.680 It's definitely not giro. 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.120 Thank you. I appreciate you act like you know when 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:22.240 people say gift and jiff, yes, saying gif oh, absolutely 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:27.520 soft g you mean it's a hard g giff Yes, 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:30.120 but said softly, that's what I meant. I'm sorry I misspoke, 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:34.000 but just really real quiet yes, yes, yes, So it's 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.840 actually zero like a z h ee. Okay, well that's 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:41.840 too far. You know, we're in America. We're trying our best. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:47.320 We're talking. We're not saying yeah, we're talking here, so rude. 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.960 She's really hoping that sickness kind of comes back. 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:54.720 I'm yeah, you you really are. I can feel that. Listener, 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.720 This is a taste of the know it all behavior 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.400 you'll get from Honaly's if they take over the podcast. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:01.120 So just be aware of that. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:05.240 But I do appreciate what they're doing because they're being 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:08.880 very smart. Just kind of if you kind of covering instead, 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:10.920 which could happen at any minute. 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.199 I could end up in Salt Lake Dead right, final 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:14.280 destination the dream. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:19.760 Yeah, exactly, that's That's the only thing left to say 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.560 about this is exactly I did. The last time I 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.680 went to Salt Lake City, I did get in a 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:29.440 fight with a Delta agent over what I was in 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.040 the right. I'm going to start with that. 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.720 I'm already on the agent side. Okay, Well, so was 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:37.080 kind of every other agent there. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:42.439 I was flying and as you would do from kind 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.440 of the airport, I was on the on the plane 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:46.959 and we didn't take off for like two and a 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:48.640 half hours, just on the tarmac. 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:50.200 We were on the plane already. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:54.400 Oh no, okay, So then they called us off and 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.200 by the time everybody had gotten off, it had been 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:58.480 like three hours. And I was traveling with a friend. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.240 I said, watch this. I was like that travel girl 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:02.839 from Instagram who was like, when you don't know the 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.600 roles and she goes but you don't know the drawls, 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.080 Wat's this? And so I went up to the gate 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.920 and I was like, I was just on the plane 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.280 for three hours. Can I have twenty five dollars for 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:13.319 shake shock? 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:14.480 For shakeshock. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:17.280 Of course, yes, because I know that twenty five dollars 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:20.080 from Delta is kind of usable anywhere in the airport. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.480 And they said no, and I said, you got to 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:26.440 be kidding me. I said, I actually said that. Usually 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.040 I said that in my mind and I go okay, 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.760 and I walk away. But I said it out loud, 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.920 and I was getting whoa. I scared myself a bit, 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:33.600 and I said, are you got to be kidding me? 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:35.480 I was just on the flight for three hours. Well 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.720 it wasn't really three hours technically. I said, oh, you 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:41.040 got and I started speaking louder and I usually don't 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.640 do this. It was I think the thin air. 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:45.480 Well and being on a plane for three hours. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:49.160 Well then it gets worse because I walk away and 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:52.200 within ten minutes I get a text message of here's 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.360 twenty five dollars. Because I was on the plane. 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:56.320 Twenty five is kind of the limit. 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:58.680 It's sort of well, it's like the minimum for three hours, 0:14:58.720 --> 0:14:59.720 they'll give you twenty five dollars. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:00.840 Shut you up with this a. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.840 Little bit of McDonald's, which does work. It does work. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:06.720 How would work on me? For any suggestion I could 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.680 be there for forty hours? You give me twenty five dollars, 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:10.320 like I've won the lottery. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.640 Oh yeah, and then you don't even think about it 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.880 when you spend over twenty five dollars because you're like, 0:15:15.880 --> 0:15:18.560 it's still free of course, even if you sheck loves this, 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:20.760 it's yeah, they're monopolizing it. 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:24.800 Yeah, okay, to get twenty five dollars, that's amazing. And 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.000 but how do they give it to give it to you? 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:28.480 Was it like did you go back to the thing 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.000 and they had a big gold gift certificate? 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:34.080 Oh, I wish it was. It's like a bar code 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:37.520 that they'll scale now it makes sense. So if everybody 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:41.280 is owned by the same sort of corporate conglomerate, right, 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:42.479 that bar code. 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:46.440 Is, it's a universal currency. Basically. Again, you could take 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:47.360 it to space. 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:49.600 Which I never want to go there. 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.880 I have no interest in going to space. I think 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.880 we should shut down all space programs. Me too. 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:58.280 We leave it alone. We tried, who cares. 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.280 None of us will ever get to enjoy in an 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:03.800 alien Let's just let I mean, let's take one hundred 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:07.400 years off. I think that's great. Let's put the money elsewhere. 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:11.200 I'm sorry astronauts, I'm sorry space community. That's screaming right now, 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.520 we'll get it. I think we should try. 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:17.000 Build a tower instead of doing like the rocket, Like, 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:19.040 let's start with the tower first. 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:23.600 Isn't there a Bible story about that? I think it's 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.680 the Tower of Babble. They tried to build a tower 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:26.120 to God. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.800 Well, just think of how much we've come since then. 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:30.280 We probably have more technology. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.480 They took the time off, so we can try it. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.680 Again exactly, and at least we have a blueprint for 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:38.240 what didn't work, saying that. 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:39.920 You're trying to get to God. This time, we tried 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:40.360 to get to. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.800 Space exactly, because we know God is a bit further 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.560 from space, and he was actually much further from Earth. 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:48.160 Very touchy about people trying to get to him. Yes, 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:48.640 but space. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.040 I think they'd get it because at one point we'd 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.640 get so high that like the gravity woulden, it would 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.480 pull us up. So it's like, help the building stay erect. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.400 Hand in hand of space exactly. 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:04.520 It's two complete different entities working together. 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:08.240 I love this. I love joining like a collab. 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:10.479 If they love a collab, you might not know this. 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:14.800 It's I'm collabing with the travel girl next. Do you 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:18.240 know who I'm talking about? Oh, my god, it's so 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:19.119 worth your while. 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:20.840 Does she have actual useful I mean she had this 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:23.480 piece of absolutely what other things of your learning? Oh? 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:28.240 Because she once taught me. And I am paraphrasing, and 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.000 you'll learn that as soon as I explain it that 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:34.520 if you lose your luggage that somehow the airline has 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.879 to pay you a certain amount of money and that 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:38.800 you have to you can tell them that it's all 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.560 in their by laws. Oh my, that they'll be like, no, 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.679 I'm sorry, there's nothing you can do but within the 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:47.600 airline by laws and some of the travel restrictions. It's 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.440 like in the guidelines that they have to do this. 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:51.920 They're just saying no. 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.040 And how much how much money is? Do you know? 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:54.399 I don't know. 0:17:54.400 --> 0:17:59.880 It's either like ten dollars or ten thousand dollars exactly. 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:05.359 It could mean anything, you know. And I just learned 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.680 on an airplane. And I'm sorry to musicians everywhere. This 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.239 is the most annoying thing I've ever experienced. You can 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:13.600 take a guitar as your personal item and put it 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:14.560 in the stowaway. 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:18.080 Have you never seen that? You've never traveled an artist before? 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.280 Well, I was in a band for a few decades. 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:23.960 But this was before they let us take the guitars on. 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:28.879 It was a more luxurious time. It takes so much space. 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:32.240 Oh yeah, a guitar is not the size of a Samsonite. 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:35.040 It is certainly not. I had to take my carry 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:38.600 on luggage. I was in row nine. My carry on 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:40.120 ended up in row twenty four. 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:43.119 I don't really kind of play by that role. I 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:46.600 don't really do that. What do you mean, well, I 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.400 think at some point you kind of had to take 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:49.840 a stand for yourself. 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:51.560 I tried. I tried pushing the guitar. 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:53.240 I think at that point it's like if you're bringing 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:56.320 the guitar and you got to play it, sorry, like 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:58.000 if it's gonna take up that much room, get in 0:18:58.000 --> 0:18:59.400 the aisle and like put out the hat. 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:00.000 Let's hear us. 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:03.600 Yeah, if it's that important to you, I understand you 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:06.879 don't want it to get banged around, but come on, 0:19:06.960 --> 0:19:07.560 you got it. 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:09.520 You got at least sing a song, hold it in 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:12.639 your lap, give me a under the seat. It's essentially 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:13.800 a child, it is. 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:16.240 That is an insane thing that you can't bring on 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:18.600 a pair of skis why the guitar. 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:23.119 The guitar is very long, fragile. I mean, and again 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:25.520 it's I know it's hard to be a musician, but 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.639 you should have to show that you you have published music. 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:31.160 And I don't say that's too easy to publish me. 0:19:31.119 --> 0:19:34.639 And that's true, published music and made more than forty dollars. 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:37.840 Oh there you go. Or show that you've sold out 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:40.440 a venue you're competed to a sold out venue. Yes, 0:19:40.640 --> 0:19:43.560 I think that's there's got to be something stopping anyone 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:46.720 from taking a guitar well, or I'm going to start 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:48.040 packing my clothes in a guitar. 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:50.920 So how did the luggage get so far back? 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:53.760 Because every other well, as I said at the beginning 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:57.080 of this, I was unfortunately in group F so by 0:19:57.119 --> 0:19:59.880 the time I was playing go, literally, they were all 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:03.520 taken up, and the mean flight attendant was like, well 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:08.119 you can take it to twenty four US rattled off quick. 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.840 You know, they were just reveling. They eyed you up 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:15.240 and they went, he's not worth it. You can travel back. 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:16.800 And the rest of the time I was on the plane, 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:18.600 I'm thinking, how am I going to get back there 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:23.639 before everybody stands up? Because if everybody stands up, I 0:20:23.680 --> 0:20:25.960 have to wait for the entire night to wait. That's 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:30.199 the rule. So I literally, upon landing, I'm unbuckling. I 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:32.560 am running, pushing my way to the back like I 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:34.159 like I had lost a baby. 0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:37.720 Yeah, but it was all I could do, all the guitar, 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:41.320 cross going to the back, running, sprinting. 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:45.160 Wow, yeah, it was a guitar. 0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:50.520 So I don't like, I am willing to sit and 0:20:50.560 --> 0:20:53.760 wait because I cannot deal with the cattle. 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:58.640 Oh, the cattle and the social humiliation. I'd rather just sit. 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:00.480 You didn't want to do that, though I had been 0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:01.840 on the plane already so long. 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:04.439 Well, how many flights were you in already? 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:08.840 Shuck? Oh, let's see. Actually, so I guess this is 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:14.280 because I had a stop. Where did I stop? Like city? No, 0:21:14.560 --> 0:21:17.080 this was from JFK to lax as far unless i've 0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:19.199 it was in a fugue state. So it was a 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:24.399 direct flight. Okay from Burbank. No, unfortunately into La I 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:25.240 switched killmate. 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:29.320 I've never flown out of Burbank in my life. 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:32.360 Oh, it's such a pleasure. I've picked up people from Burbank. 0:21:32.480 --> 0:21:34.560 Of course you have, because it's a normal. It's like 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.360 going back in time. You can actually access it totally. 0:21:37.400 --> 0:21:39.879 You can't pick somebody up from last in America was great. 0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:43.000 It's again, it's what we're trying to get back to. Yeah, 0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:47.400 Burbank Airport. Honestly, if we could make America the Burbank Airport, 0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:49.960 I would support any candidate who could do that. It's 0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:54.440 not whatever we've got in the future. But when I run, 0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:57.399 if I haven't disqualified myself, I saying something on this podcast, 0:21:57.480 --> 0:21:58.720 which I'm sure I have. 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:00.560 I'm sure you have. 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:02.399 Have you seen him Day's qualified people? 0:22:02.640 --> 0:22:07.080 Now, yeah, I'm sure talking badly about the Salt Lake 0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:09.080 City Airport isn't really going to do you in. If 0:22:09.080 --> 0:22:12.000 Matt Gates is almost the Attorney General, I think you'll 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:14.320 be kind of okay at this point. 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:18.240 You make a very very good point, thank you. But 0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:21.960 Burbank is a pleasure. Lax is hell on Earth. They 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:23.560 have that whole situation where we have to get on 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:27.800 the shuttle to go to the ride share thing, the 0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:30.320 Lyft ride, and we can stop talking about We'll stop 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:31.879 talking about airports after this. But I do want to 0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:35.159 complain about Lyft because I got in a Lyft ride 0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:38.160 that I took no less the driver took no less 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:41.480 than two hundred turns to get me home. He took 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:45.159 air or freeways off right before I got in. I 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:47.440 was like, why, that's why the freeways are there. 0:22:47.560 --> 0:22:51.400 I don't understand, like even a horse and buggy is there, 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:52.360 like a reason? 0:22:52.960 --> 0:22:55.159 This person thought he had a reason. I looked at 0:22:55.200 --> 0:22:57.159 Google Maps before I got into thing, being like, how 0:22:57.200 --> 0:22:58.760 long will this take? It said an hour and twenty minutes. 0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:01.560 It's like that's a very long time, but life is life. 0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:02.919 Hour and twenty minutes. 0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:03.280 Yeah. 0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:05.280 From alex to Highland Park it was busy. 0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:07.600 Okay. Usually that's how you're defending them. 0:23:07.760 --> 0:23:10.240 No, I'm not. I'm about to burn this person to 0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:12.760 the ground because about ten minutes in he said, in 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:16.679 a few minutes, we're going to go through a parking lot. 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:18.480 And I don't want you to worry, but there's a 0:23:18.520 --> 0:23:20.720 method to my madness. This is the worst thing you 0:23:20.720 --> 0:23:22.879 can absolutely hear. Absolutely that's it. 0:23:23.000 --> 0:23:24.840 At that point, I go, all right, put your hands up, 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:27.439 I pull out a gun, and I go, you get 0:23:27.480 --> 0:23:30.680 in the passenger seat, Bacco, and we're taking my way. 0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:34.240 We get right on to the fucking one ten turn back. 0:23:35.359 --> 0:23:37.000 We go back, and I go, you're going to do 0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:40.520 this over you love motherfucker. Turn around and get back 0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:43.080 to terminal three and let's do this right. 0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:46.439 Nope, we went through not one parking lot, but two 0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:49.840 parking lots, a strip mall and a Ralph's parking lot. 0:23:50.080 --> 0:23:52.919 And you know, I thought, well, this is this isn't traditional, 0:23:52.960 --> 0:23:54.639 so and you know I'm a non traditional travel I 0:23:54.640 --> 0:23:57.720 thought maybe this will work. We took surface streets the 0:23:57.880 --> 0:24:00.800 entire time, going through neighborhoods from LA to Highland Park, 0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:04.199 which is not a short distance. It took a solid 0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:07.480 two hours to get home. He was fighting with other drivers. 0:24:07.520 --> 0:24:09.720 At one point he had a confrontation with another driver. 0:24:10.119 --> 0:24:13.320 I contacted Lyft after this, Yes, and they essentially just said, 0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:18.760 sorry that happened to you. I hate this company so much. 0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:21.960 You know, for a while I wasn't allowed to use Uber? 0:24:22.359 --> 0:24:24.600 Why ask them? 0:24:24.800 --> 0:24:25.679 I never wouldn't. 0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:31.480 Yes, I wasn't allowed. Something happened where they felt kind 0:24:31.480 --> 0:24:34.119 of like it was in their best interest that I 0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:36.240 wouldn't the entire corporation. 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:37.560 Yes, And I don't know why. 0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:40.639 I don't like I remember one time, yeah, I did 0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:42.520 kind of get in an Uber that was for are 0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:45.479 you a Kelly? And I said, yeah, I just but 0:24:45.640 --> 0:24:49.159 how would they know that I wasn't Kelly unless Kelly complained. 0:24:49.160 --> 0:24:51.560 But how would Kelly know that I was in hers right? 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:54.080 And maybe you're a Kelly at heart. Maybe my mom's 0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:56.159 name is Kelly. Well, there you go. You're Kelly junior, 0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:57.800 exactly Kelly the second. 0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:00.680 So I'm just like, I don't know. That couldn't be it, though, 0:25:00.720 --> 0:25:03.560 but it kind of that feels is probably right, It 0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:05.399 does feel exactly it. 0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:07.760 Actually, the other Kelly probably ended up did. 0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:13.280 Who cares well, They probably ended up writing for Lyft. 0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:19.000 They probably drove you back time the bar Kelly. Uh, well, 0:25:19.240 --> 0:25:20.920 you know I've complained. Who knows what will happen to 0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:24.840 Kelly now that I've complained? Oh, probably nothing at all. Promotion. Yes, 0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:28.480 she's now running Lyft. Yeah she's bringing the mustaches on 0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:30.480 the front of the cars. But she's running Lyft through 0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:34.399 a Ralph's parking lot. That's insane. I couldn't believe what 0:25:34.440 --> 0:25:36.800 I was hearing. Wow, And I gave them the benefit 0:25:36.840 --> 0:25:39.520 of the doubt. I thought, maybe this is an amazing 0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:41.320 trick and I'll be home in thirty minutes. Yeah. 0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:43.240 Now that's when you need to give them the doubt, 0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:46.960 because I don't think they deserve benefit at this point 0:25:47.480 --> 0:25:49.600 it people will do wild things. 0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:53.840 I mean I think they really believed in themselves, and uh, 0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:56.760 people have to that's a problem. You have to gotta 0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:59.720 stop it. You know, very few people should believe in 0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:01.960 them so very maybe one in fifty. 0:26:02.400 --> 0:26:04.440 I think there's just some people should like lift people 0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:05.840 up and nobody should believe it. 0:26:06.040 --> 0:26:07.840 That's a good idea. We should believe in others, but 0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:11.360 not in ourselves. Yes, let the community do the work 0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:15.359 for you, otherwise you're taking two hours in a lift. Yeah. 0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:17.119 No, I'm really sorry that happened to you. 0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:19.240 Thank you so much. I just needed two sorries, one 0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:21.280 from Lyft and one from you, and now I can 0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:23.360 move on with my life and now I can start 0:26:23.440 --> 0:26:27.560 using Lyft again. I was basically abused by this company. 0:26:27.920 --> 0:26:30.480 Oh well, there's something else we've got to talk about, 0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:31.960 which is totally inappropriate. 0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:32.440 Hmm. 0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:34.560 I was really excited to have you here on the 0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:37.560 podcast today, of course I was. I thought, Adam will come, 0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:40.959 we'll have a pleasant conversation, I'll unload a bunch of 0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:44.000 baggage about travel on him, and then we'll move on 0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:47.480 with our day. So it was a little what is 0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:52.040 the word, I was a little floored when you walked 0:26:52.040 --> 0:26:56.520 into the studio holding what I can only describe as 0:26:57.160 --> 0:26:58.800 I mean, the podcast is called I said no gifts. 0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:01.280 Let's be very clear. I'm pretty sure you're aware of that. 0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:05.800 I am. This is not WTF, this is not the Daily. 0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:08.520 It's I said no gifts and you were holding what's 0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:11.920 obviously a gift. Yeah. Well, I'm not really one to. 0:27:12.000 --> 0:27:16.240 Follow rules, and I do like the names of the 0:27:16.320 --> 0:27:19.600 episodes where it's somebody disobeys, and I felt like, why 0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:22.159 would I pass up a chance to kind of do that, 0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:23.679 to not obey? 0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:26.520 Right, So you're kind of the travel girl of this 0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:30.400 particular podcast exactly you might not know. Yeah, I'm like practicing. Yeah, 0:27:31.960 --> 0:27:34.520 this is all just a dry run for your TikTok. 0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:39.159 I keep playing this girl. And I know, for like 0:27:39.240 --> 0:27:41.680 the one person that will listen to this who who 0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:43.520 knows what I'm talking about. 0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:50.600 They're howling, they on her. She's mad, she's contacting our 0:27:50.600 --> 0:27:52.840 booker Patrick right now. I want to be on the show. 0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:58.280 But yes, I did. I did bring kind of something that. 0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:03.440 It was what you said? Yeah, well should I open 0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:07.000 it here on the podcast? I think you should. 0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:10.760 So this is the first here I think. 0:28:10.960 --> 0:28:13.359 This is gorgeous. I mean, okay, you're handing me in 0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:13.879 an envelope. 0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:17.000 Yes, it's a court summons. It's actually I'm assuming you. 0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:21.280 How I didn't. Sorry, that is such a good idea 0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:23.359 for somebody. I need to get in some sort of 0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:25.360 trouble with somebody legally, and so I can. 0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:28.000 Yeah, get I'm like, you're like Olivia Wilde right now, 0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:30.160 and I'm going, oh, sorry, these are the papers. 0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:33.840 To get served on my own podcast. It's amazing. Is 0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:36.080 this your handwriting? That is my handwriting? Do you think 0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:39.640 I kind of hired out? You've hired somebody on Fiver 0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:43.160 to write this story? Yes? Uh, this is really Where 0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:44.160 did you learn to write like this? 0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:47.080 At our Lady of Peace School? 0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.560 What grade? Second? Second grade? Yes? 0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:52.480 I learned because we had I had a nun still okay, 0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:54.760 well that's why we still had religion in schools. 0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:56.560 And again we're trying to get back to that. And 0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:59.080 I think, as weekly as possible, really good. I think 0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:02.040 it's going to be really good. Hey, don't laugh, you 0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:04.880 should cry. I think it's going to be really good 0:29:04.920 --> 0:29:07.040 for all of us. And yes, so shout out to 0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:12.600 sister and she's dad, but she was the last nun 0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:13.160 to work. 0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:16.840 At that school who didn't hit the kids with rulers. 0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:19.440 Wow, and is that why she died? 0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:20.920 Well, that's why most of the kids in my class 0:29:20.920 --> 0:29:23.760 couldn't write. Well, okay, because the hitting work. 0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:27.320 Hitting works. Yeah, let's get back to it. We're hitting 0:29:27.360 --> 0:29:30.800 in school, Yes, I think so. I mean, I didn't 0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:33.720 take cursive until fifth grade and Utah Public schools, and 0:29:33.760 --> 0:29:34.960 my cursive is gone. 0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:39.040 Really, I only write in cursive, really, And I get 0:29:39.120 --> 0:29:41.880 two different kinds of reactions to Obviously, I'm doing it 0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:45.480 all the time that I get all these reactions to it. 0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:48.280 But when people see my handwriting, one they go, oh 0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:50.560 my god, that's so beautiful. And two they think I'm 0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:52.800 putting on like some sort of like vaudeville show of 0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:56.440 like I'm trying to just like, oh, you don't really write. Yeah, no, 0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:58.240 I'm like, no, I do write like that. And now 0:29:58.280 --> 0:30:00.480 show me how you hold a pencil. Have you seen 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:03.920 the way people hold pencils now like Neanderthals. 0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:06.080 Like this, Oh no, like a microphone. 0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:08.720 Yeah, you're supposed to just really hold it lightly between 0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:10.040 the index and the thumb. 0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:12.960 I was taught incorrectly, or I learned incorrectly, and I 0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:15.520 would hold it on this finger and like as a kid, 0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:18.880 had a huge callous on my finger. God, I know 0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:22.800 if youewer can't I mean, the listener can't hear you. 0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.000 I actually kind of need to see what you're doing 0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:27.400 because I have a pen in here. 0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:29.080 I just want to see how you're holding it. Yeah, 0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:32.000 it's it's not right, okay, I mean like my mom 0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:35.160 took me to a doctor once like this. Oh that 0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:36.200 doesn't look right. 0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:36.440 Right. 0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:38.720 No, Now take the pen out and hold your hands 0:30:38.760 --> 0:30:42.600 like that. Does that look like a normal hold it 0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:46.280 like you holding? Oh that's so good, so delicate. It's 0:30:46.280 --> 0:30:48.760 sort of like how they signed it, like the declaration. 0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:51.800 I think maybe because my mom's left handed, that's why 0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:54.080 I learned incorrect. I don't think. So let's try to 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:54.680 blame my mom. 0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:58.760 Okay, I'm sure we'll find something to blame my mom for. 0:30:59.120 --> 0:31:04.040 Yeah, storm avention. Okay, Well, let me open this envelope here. 0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:09.200 Let's see. Oh I love that sound. Oh that's beautiful, 0:31:09.240 --> 0:31:12.280 isn't it? Just? It's so nice to get. Oh, this 0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:15.720 is a nice little card. Hats off to you, little cowboy, 0:31:16.760 --> 0:31:19.600 my dearest Bridger. I'm not really one for following rules. 0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:22.440 I wouldn't dare come empty handed. You're handwriting is gorgeous. 0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:25.880 Thank you for having me, and feel free to share 0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:29.720 what's happening this fact love Adam Rippon. This is such 0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:32.400 a beautiful card. I love this. Okay, so you're kind 0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:34.720 kind of sweetening up to the idea of a gift. 0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:38.360 I see, I'm really warming off. And now it's in 0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:43.080 this gorgeous mushroom bag, which I adore. I mean, wow, 0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:44.120 you've really gone all out. 0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:47.000 Well, I mean I just wouldn't show up with something ugly. 0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.640 I mean because I would have spread the word as 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:52.560 quickly as possible. Well, you know, here's the thing. 0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:55.400 If you just put a little effort into giving somebody 0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:58.120 kind of some shit, which is I mean, get ready, 0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:02.000 they don't get too excite you did it. 0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:04.760 They'll remember like, oh, it looked so nice. 0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.480 I wasn't gonna roll in here with the Ralph's bag 0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:09.640 filled with like what. 0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:12.520 That's a typical guest on this podcast. Well, these people 0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:16.480 are trash. It's listen, you've really uped the bar here. Yeah. Well, 0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:19.680 we'll send this episode out as an example for future guests, right, 0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:20.640 if you please. 0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:23.960 Listen, Getting a gift. Please follow these guidelines. 0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:27.400 Your photos and now that I'm thinking about it, writing, uh, 0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:29.080 feel free to share it a card and then if 0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:30.480 this was just full of money, that would be a 0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:32.680 very good idea. I'm going to try that for a gift. 0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:35.240 Actually give me that back, let me fit something. Feel 0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:39.000 free to share. Okay, let's oh, we haven't had some 0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:40.800 nice tissue in this podcast on a little you know, 0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:41.240 I know. 0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:43.440 Some people think that that's wasteful. 0:32:44.000 --> 0:32:44.600 I don't think so. 0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:47.520 I think kind of what I mean, what's being wasted here? 0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:50.760 Oh my god, can we just give me a fucking break. 0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:52.600 We need to wake them. 0:32:52.680 --> 0:32:54.960 People are coming after you all the time for your tissue. 0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:55.440 You see. 0:32:56.800 --> 0:32:58.440 I mean, I'll be honest, there is a kind of 0:32:58.720 --> 0:32:59.680 there is an abundant. 0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:01.760 This was the whole bag of tissue. 0:33:01.800 --> 0:33:04.640 It was because there's eight sheets in a little pack. 0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:06.800 Well, let's use it. Let's not waste I'm going to 0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:08.680 use every one of these hold out. 0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:10.680 Yes, Oh it sounds so good on that. 0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:13.600 I know that's so crispy. Let's make sure. Let's say, 0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:14.240 oh there's more. 0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:17.080 No, yeah, there's all eight sheets are in there? 0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:19.640 Now are the multiple things in here? Yes? Okay, should 0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:21.360 I take them that in any order? No? 0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:24.680 Okay, okay, so we'll take this to choose your own adventure. 0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:31.840 I'm very excited. Okay, So what under eye patches? Fantastic? 0:33:32.080 --> 0:33:35.280 Yes to twenty four k gold under eye patches. 0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:37.040 I think they use that term loosely. 0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:39.560 Yes, I mean this simply doesn't apply to them. 0:33:39.720 --> 0:33:42.479 No, I think they've got twenty four care golds. And 0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:44.320 it's also like in Korean, and I think they're just 0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:45.640 like they won't understand the difference. 0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:48.960 Okay, should we talk about this or should I open 0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:49.640 what else is in? 0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:49.680 It? 0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:52.120 All goes, it's all come together. Okay, So we'll bring 0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:54.240 everything out and then we'll get into it, and so 0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:56.000 we'll get to continue doing tissue. 0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:59.000 Just a few more sheets. 0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:06.920 I hope everyone's keeping count at home. Okay, there's one four. 0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:12.520 I'm not even looking. I've now just that's smart. Yeah, 0:34:12.520 --> 0:34:15.440 this much. Then we'll go for the rest of the. 0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:17.160 Yeah, I get it even closer to the mic I 0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:20.320 met him. 0:34:20.480 --> 0:34:25.640 Okay, I think that's the end of the Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. See, 0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:29.160 and this is why we we're not wasteful. No, this 0:34:29.520 --> 0:34:32.319 ultimately we uh, we are very in control of our 0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:33.080 carbon footpall. 0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:35.840 Is it wasteful if you used it as a prop? 0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:39.920 No? And if millions enjoyed it, oh my. 0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:43.359 God, which I know they did, every single eye might 0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:46.120 not know this. I'm like so committed to that. I've 0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:48.239 never talked about her in my life before. I'm so 0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:49.680 sorry I'm having. 0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:51.960 You've got a team up. Oh, I hope so to 0:34:52.000 --> 0:34:53.920 team up? I think I take you on a trip 0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:58.479 that's a hell. It'll be the worst possible vacation. Okay, 0:34:58.560 --> 0:35:00.200 let me bring out what else is happening here. 0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:02.319 Okay, I hope there's no more paper because that now 0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:03.440 it does feel cumbersome. 0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:06.880 Okay, No, I've got Oh. 0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:08.600 When you've kind of lay it all on the table 0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:11.239 like that, it does look like a bunch of shit, 0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:13.680 but please, please please explain it. 0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:18.000 Okay. So then we've got some some collagen essence masks 0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:21.880 which are bamboo from Dermal. Are these are all? Is 0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:23.360 it all the Dermal brand? I don't think so. 0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:25.520 No, I think I kind of went across a genre. 0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:28.200 This is from the Dermal family. It's a wine collagen 0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:33.439 essence mask which feels like an absolute stain on a face. Okay. 0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:36.520 And then some I actually have no idea. Oh collagen, Oh, 0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:40.240 a lip mask that are in the shape of lips, 0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:44.200 like those candy wax lips, yes, which I've never eaten. 0:35:44.800 --> 0:35:48.680 I have you have? Oh? Yeah, what is that experience? Oh? 0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:50.440 I think it explains a lot of why I'm not 0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:55.800 well now. It's literally it's like eating a candle, which 0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:59.040 is not that bad if you're thinking about it, could 0:35:59.080 --> 0:36:01.879 do worse for things candy wax. I haven't thought about 0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:03.600 those in a while, but yeah, it is just it is. 0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:06.480 I don't think we should be eating them, right. 0:36:06.280 --> 0:36:10.399 I did whole thing, lick my lipslick my fingers. After 0:36:10.480 --> 0:36:12.040 it was like Thanksgiving dinner. 0:36:11.760 --> 0:36:16.040 Platesful, okay, the lips, and then finally some pineapple flavored 0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:20.399 pineapple twist, Yes, flavored, tried dent. So there's so much 0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.680 happening here, yeah, well, and not anything at all. 0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:29.400 So I have everything that you have on the table. 0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:32.320 I'm laying it all out here, kind of like cards. 0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:35.040 Yes, I think that's yeah, it looks like your cards. 0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:39.440 I have this in excess at home. So I grabbed 0:36:39.600 --> 0:36:43.640 kind of out of my stock pile because I thought, 0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:46.520 why wouldn't you just want to treat yourself like I 0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:51.840 treat me of course, and Trident gum is my favorite gum. 0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:54.040 Is flavor in particular. Absolutely. 0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:57.600 I think people really kind of say some nasty things 0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:01.600 about tri Dent really Trident, I mean too, but I 0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:04.719 kind of never have heard you say it. Probably yes, 0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:06.480 And I think a lot of people I've kind of 0:37:06.520 --> 0:37:10.439 stayed that direction with Trident. They're afraid to they they're 0:37:10.440 --> 0:37:12.640 more like the route of like a stick of gum. 0:37:13.320 --> 0:37:16.399 I've I have fully removed stick of gum from my life. Good. 0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:19.320 I'm actually I've now become a DENTI nice person. 0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:22.279 See this is what I mean people, Yeah, just hear 0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:25.360 me out Trident. 0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:28.360 No, no, no, no, you will see no Trident because I 0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:31.840 carry a bag and anything that's not in the little 0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:34.359 and this is a wasteful product and it's a little 0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:36.680 plastic like I think they call it like a blister 0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:39.560 pack where you pop them out, uh huh. Anything that's 0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:41.680 not in one of those, the gum will find its 0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:43.399 way into my bag and then will be all over 0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:46.080 my wallet and keys. Oh no, I can't have that 0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:48.960 ever happened to me again again again, No no, no, no, 0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:50.440 That'll be the end of my life. 0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:55.520 Pat pack, is that like the bot like the bull 0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:57.400 like it's like a mug of gum. 0:37:57.600 --> 0:38:00.840 No, no, that would I simply will not buy either. 0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:03.120 Who's buying that? I how's you're a truck driver? 0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:06.880 Well, unless it's the last drive you're gonna do and 0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:11.520 you need all two hundred pieces of orbit gun dirty mouth. 0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:15.600 Yeah, come on, yeah, that plastic thing. I don't know 0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:18.160 who's buying that. I think if you were doing long 0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:22.719 distance driving mm hmm, or you mend a ship or 0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:26.480 something something. But if you're a normal person, no, you 0:38:26.480 --> 0:38:29.160 can unwrap it individual and wrap it. Now. What I'm 0:38:29.160 --> 0:38:32.640 talking about is like it's a little like cardboard essentially 0:38:32.680 --> 0:38:33.960 the size, and then you push it out and there's 0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:38.080 like a tinfoil and a plastic I think I've got 0:38:38.120 --> 0:38:39.480 some of my bag. I'm gonna show you, okay. 0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:43.120 I I am quite excited because I do believe that 0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:47.640 it's going to be absolutely worth the Oh that Oh no, 0:38:47.840 --> 0:38:49.600 you know what that looks like to me? Well, I 0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:50.400 used to smoke. 0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:55.640 Oh not even It just looks like I had a 0:38:55.719 --> 0:38:58.800 cigarette outside and I now need to freshen my breath. 0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:02.080 That's what that looks like to me. Denteen Ice, Well, 0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:05.320 that gives you a nice sense of danger, does it? 0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:10.120 Adam has been smoking? This is what? And I know this. 0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:13.640 Because that was a really popular gum to chew after, 0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:19.680 Like in the area that I'm from, Pennsylvania. Famously, they'd 0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:22.279 have their nice little Marlborough red and then they'd need 0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:25.960 to get right back into the classroom or into the 0:39:26.000 --> 0:39:28.760 ice rink, and then they'd have one or two pieces 0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:29.800 of ice. 0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:34.840 That makes sense, Yes, wow, Well, I mean I'm not stopping. 0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:38.840 And it didn't stop them either, and so I think, 0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:40.319 to hell with them. 0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:42.560 To help with them, I think, how long did you 0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.600 smoke for? I? 0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:50.120 Well, okay, I smoked well while I was competing. 0:39:50.960 --> 0:39:54.200 That's I just don't associate that with a professional athlete. 0:39:54.400 --> 0:39:56.400 I know you wouldn't, but you would associate it with 0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:58.279 somebody who was just so thin. 0:40:00.320 --> 0:40:06.960 I was so just while you were skating. Yes, who 0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:08.200 turned you onto it? Me? 0:40:09.400 --> 0:40:09.440 What? 0:40:09.840 --> 0:40:13.880 Because I knew people who smoked with thin and I 0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:17.760 was like, that's what I'm missing. And I wasn't wrong, 0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:20.160 which was the really scary part about it. 0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:23.200 But you were doing intense exercise. 0:40:22.640 --> 0:40:26.440 Right, which was sort of kind of counterbalancing. Everybody needs 0:40:26.480 --> 0:40:27.040 a little advice. 0:40:27.560 --> 0:40:29.000 Smoking wasn't doing anything for you. 0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:32.280 It was keeping it was making me not eat dinner 0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:37.560 and lunch and sometimes. 0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:39.279 But you were eating your weight and dente and ice. 0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:43.799 Yes, and yogurt. Yogurt, okay, because there's calcium in that for. 0:40:43.840 --> 0:40:47.399 So calcium and protein, great source of protein. Now people 0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:48.120 are drying it. 0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:50.000 Out, drying the yogurt. 0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:53.000 Have you seen this? No, it's a new trend. People 0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:57.000 are drawing out yogurt. I of course it's on TikTok okay, 0:40:57.040 --> 0:40:59.000 but they like leave it out over an id. I 0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:01.080 don't haven't looked into it that much because obviously I 0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:03.440 don't have any interest in drawing out my yogurt personally. 0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:07.640 Oh I okay. I scrolled past a video like this, 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:10.040 Please tell me if I'm right. I saw a doll 0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:10.960 up of something go. 0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:12.120 Into a cheese claw. 0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:15.040 Yes, yes, and then they dry that out and then 0:41:15.080 --> 0:41:15.640 they eat it. 0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:17.040 Okay. 0:41:17.600 --> 0:41:22.400 I'm gonna say a few things. I don't think we 0:41:22.520 --> 0:41:25.720 are going to make America healthy again. I actually don't, 0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:28.960 and I think we're kind of too far gone. Have 0:41:29.080 --> 0:41:31.760 you seen the videos of the of that one woman 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.760 who goes, what I have right here is raw milk 0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:39.280 and it doesn't go bad and she unscrews the top, 0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:41.520 and all you hear is you see a little bit 0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:44.600 of like you know, the liquid of what I perceive 0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:49.799 as milk go in, and then you hear and then 0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:53.560 she goes, Oh, it gets better. She takes out one 0:41:53.640 --> 0:41:55.080 of those like you know from my key where you 0:41:55.080 --> 0:41:57.080 can get the milk frothers, but like the handheld one 0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:58.640 where like one double a battery goes in. 0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:01.839 She goes it actually never goes. Oh. 0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:03.960 And she puts that in and she frosts the milk 0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:07.120 to kind of break up its own the cards whatever. 0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:09.480 Ye, that's for me, huh. 0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:11.759 And then she kind of brings it, you know, she 0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:13.440 moves it kind of up and down to break up 0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:14.080 all the chunks. 0:42:14.080 --> 0:42:21.320 And then she drinks the whole thing. Oh, I drink milk, 0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:24.440 I too well. Oh, I love to meet a fellow 0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:25.080 milk strike. 0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:29.720 We're so rare now, Yeah, I'm sorry. Almonds don't have others. 0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:33.120 No, no, no, no, it's almond water. Yeah. And I cannot 0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:33.920 eat a cookie with. 0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:38.680 Unless I stole it from a child, a baby, its 0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:40.680 own child's I don't want to. 0:42:40.920 --> 0:42:43.359 No, no, no, no, I need to have stolen from 0:42:43.400 --> 0:42:46.399 a baby. Yeah. And here's the thing. 0:42:46.600 --> 0:42:49.560 I know, milk is supposed to turn a baby cow 0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:53.719 into an eight hundred pound cow, and there's a part 0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:54.480 of me that wants that. 0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:56.640 I would love nothing more than to be half a 0:42:56.680 --> 0:43:02.160 ton exactly make I want to be a prize winning cow. 0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:05.760 Yes, take me to the fair, please please, I blue ribbon. 0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:07.440 I think you'd get the blue ribbon. 0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:13.480 I'm shooting for eight hundred pounds. No, the raw milk thing, 0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:17.239 I can't do that. I need it ultra. 0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:19.680 Pasturized me too, as it should. 0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:22.840 Be, because milk, like, there's such a fine line between 0:43:22.840 --> 0:43:24.600 it being something I can drink and being the most 0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:28.400 disgusting possible thing in the world. And like, if another 0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:30.680 texture becomes part of it, it's over. 0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:33.040 That's how I feel about And I do love kind 0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:35.480 of looking over at your side of the table right now, 0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:39.480 because I've truly turned it into just a bunch of trash. 0:43:39.880 --> 0:43:42.600 This is not trash, though we should talk about this. No, 0:43:42.640 --> 0:43:43.960 but wait, this is what I mean. 0:43:44.000 --> 0:43:46.759 It's I brought three of everything because I thought, oh, 0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:48.880 well one, I didn't know how large the cruise and 0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:51.160 I'm looking around, I'm going, oh, it's like twenty eight 0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:52.919 twenty eight people in there. 0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:53.840 John. 0:43:53.880 --> 0:43:56.680 There's John kind of John's reflection back then we have 0:43:56.719 --> 0:43:59.000 the whole sea Jona, right there. I see that I'm 0:43:59.040 --> 0:44:04.600 the puppeteers. Yes, so something for everybody. Uh huh, I 0:44:04.640 --> 0:44:06.880 lost my train. I thought I was saying something, but 0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:08.680 please go on you're doing You. 0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:12.959 Were saying you brought all of these for everybody. Yeah, 0:44:13.040 --> 0:44:16.600 that's it. That wasn't leading to a greater point. No, 0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:18.680 I mean, welcome to my work. 0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:18.759 No. 0:44:18.840 --> 0:44:20.880 I said it kind of with the kind of the 0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:23.520 lilt that there was like more to what I was saying. 0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:25.920 But I just thought, nope. 0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:29.800 Period. Well then let's talk about these things. How often 0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:34.040 are you using these masks? Well? Not not really. 0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:37.520 I actually I believe in them. 0:44:37.680 --> 0:44:39.960 Right. This is gonna lead to a severe bird for me. 0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:45.520 I hope. I do like them. The lip ones. You 0:44:45.560 --> 0:44:47.160 give them to the kind of the people who don't 0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:49.440 do the most around here, I think. 0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:52.360 They're gonna love it. 0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:58.400 So they're whatever. The imasks are nice? 0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:01.520 Okay twenty four? Yeah, Oh it looks like I slipped 0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:03.640 in four and oh okay, I can double up. 0:45:03.719 --> 0:45:06.200 Yes, So what I like to do when I do 0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:08.279 use these, I don't use them very often, but I'll 0:45:08.320 --> 0:45:10.359 do the imasks and then I'll put the sheet mask 0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:13.320 over that. Oh, just kind of make sure that everything 0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:14.800 is as covered as possible. 0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:17.040 And how long I've never done any of these things. 0:45:17.080 --> 0:45:23.080 Twenty minutes, twenty minutes, laid down, okay, down now, okay, 0:45:24.880 --> 0:45:28.520 this is a robbery. That's a great way to start 0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:32.959 a robbery handing out face masks. Yeah, but they leave 0:45:33.200 --> 0:45:37.160 kind of beautiful, so refreshed. Yes, they look so nice. 0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:41.799 Victimless crimes. I was at this is interesting. These are 0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:44.080 I think these are mostly Korean products. I was a 0:45:44.239 --> 0:45:45.279 we spaw last night. 0:45:45.320 --> 0:45:47.480 Have you ever bet No, I haven't fantastic. 0:45:47.480 --> 0:45:48.719 Are you familiar with what it is? 0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:51.360 Yeah, it's for the we the people. 0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:55.200 It's a Korean all day spa. It's open twenty four 0:45:55.200 --> 0:45:58.080 hours a day. It's in Kaytown, Yes, wonderful. 0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:04.200 Ktown is sort of my final destination. They're no, you 0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:06.480 gotta get over. I go there every once in a 0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:09.400 while to get Korean barbecue. Obviously, it's the top of 0:46:09.480 --> 0:46:11.520 the food chain for me. When they do the redo 0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:14.080 the food pyramidal, I'm politicing hard that they're going to 0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:17.719 have like seasoned and like salted beef up at the 0:46:17.760 --> 0:46:23.200 top and but that's when I'll go to Ktown. Other 0:46:23.239 --> 0:46:27.120 than that, it's the infrastructure is tough to get through. 0:46:27.120 --> 0:46:32.440 It's the parking is difficult. Yeah, there are a lot 0:46:32.440 --> 0:46:34.040 of things that make it hard to get around. I 0:46:34.080 --> 0:46:37.960 will say, but when you go to we Spa, you pull. 0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:40.440 Up and troubles smelts away. A whole of your troubles 0:46:40.480 --> 0:46:41.000 melts away. 0:46:41.200 --> 0:46:43.160 I think I actually spoke about this on the very 0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:45.880 first episode of this podcast, and like when you started 0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:48.040 and miss being the very last, it's kind of a 0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:54.560 nice full circle moment. Thank you for listening. No, I'm 0:46:54.640 --> 0:47:00.239 letting you down. That's the court summons. Yes, yes, there's 0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:02.040 been another. I said no gifts this whole time, and 0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:06.279 they're finally suing me. No. I remember I spoke about 0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:07.840 we spaw in the first episode. And of course, like 0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:10.000 when you start a podcast, you get a lot of 0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:13.080 people listening who aren't going to be future listeners. They're 0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:15.239 just trying it out. And of course a lot of 0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:18.200 those people are morons, and I remember a lot of 0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:21.279 people being like this snob. All he wanted to talk 0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:24.600 about was the Korean spa. It costs thirty dollars yea 0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:27.920 and has the like the appeal of a high school gym. 0:47:28.320 --> 0:47:31.520 I love it. I adore it. It's like the least. 0:47:31.320 --> 0:47:33.759 You're a brand ambassador. You're doing a great I want 0:47:33.800 --> 0:47:38.200 to go. Oh my, it's like a gym from a school. 0:47:39.000 --> 0:47:45.160 Oh my, I'm like, start the car in a lace. No, 0:47:45.320 --> 0:47:47.960 I love it. It's a wonder world. It's so relaxing, 0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:48.879 it's so. 0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:52.800 It kind of I know they said you were a snob, 0:47:52.800 --> 0:47:54.560 but I'm going to say something. I don't think anything. 0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:56.480 Thirty dollars is relaxing. 0:47:57.120 --> 0:48:00.640 This is the I mean, thirty dollars, as far as 0:48:00.680 --> 0:48:03.160 I'm concerned, is too expensive. And that's the least relaxing 0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:05.600 thing about it. Okay, but thirty dollars is a great deal. 0:48:05.840 --> 0:48:08.000 Can be there for twenty four hours. I'm going to 0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:09.799 be there for two of course. Yes, well you get 0:48:09.840 --> 0:48:11.840 to just go sit in all their beautiful little pools. 0:48:12.360 --> 0:48:14.480 They have like a clay spa. You can lay in 0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:17.120 a salt swap. This is not a snobby thing. It's 0:48:17.160 --> 0:48:19.160 a wonderful place to be. Why did I even bring 0:48:19.200 --> 0:48:21.400 it up? Because we have these things. 0:48:22.520 --> 0:48:25.520 But I'm because I'm actually here representing those people to 0:48:25.719 --> 0:48:29.960 take you down. So I really don't kind of do 0:48:30.080 --> 0:48:32.239 people who write mean comments? 0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:35.920 Oh, how so you just ignore or do you just 0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:38.399 I don't attack because I go, God, it just must 0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:42.080 be so awful to be you it really and I 0:48:42.200 --> 0:48:45.160 mean that kind of with my full chest, truly, like 0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:47.480 what is your life like you would spend? 0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:51.840 Which I like, I'm sometimes I'm one of them, but 0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:55.480 I am. I will write my nasty thing to my friend, 0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:58.200 not to like an online PLoP. 0:48:58.360 --> 0:49:02.040 You don't know. No, that's crat z. Why are you 0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:05.439 gonna yuck someone's young? It's very odd behavior. It's so 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:15.839 sure alone you're broken. Yes. The only other thing I'll 0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:18.439 say about We Spaw as much as I talked about 0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:20.560 it being not that great, and it's fantastic because there 0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:22.920 are other spas around town, and I had some friends 0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:25.719 go to one and they found a dead body in one. 0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:31.160 Well that happens in the I believe in the po No, 0:49:31.239 --> 0:49:34.200 I think in like the steam room. Oh and that spa, 0:49:34.600 --> 0:49:37.799 not We Spaw, did not respond well to the entire situation. 0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:42.000 How so they basically acted like it was my friend's 0:49:42.080 --> 0:49:44.520 fault that they had found it. They wouldn't it was, 0:49:44.560 --> 0:49:49.320 they wouldn't refund. My friends were covered with refund the money. 0:49:49.360 --> 0:49:52.880 They would not refund them. I'm all, like, I'm a lawyer, 0:49:52.960 --> 0:49:56.840 now I know another case for travel girl. If you 0:49:56.960 --> 0:49:58.399 find a dead body. 0:49:59.239 --> 0:50:01.879 Wait to you see you're gonna drop Devan you see 0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:04.880 her for the first time. Okay, please, I am so sorry. 0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:08.840 I'm never speaking again until you finish this story. 0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:13.680 They found a dead body. They went into took the pulse. 0:50:14.400 --> 0:50:17.920 My friend she went in there and because like the 0:50:17.960 --> 0:50:20.640 person was unconscious and they like walked in. They're like, 0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:23.239 what's happening, and the SPA would not take responsibility. My 0:50:23.239 --> 0:50:25.239 friend had to check it out and basically confirm that 0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:28.439 they had died. What And then finally the SPA kind 0:50:28.480 --> 0:50:30.600 of got involved, but continued to act like it was 0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:32.760 not their fault and that there was really nothing wrong. 0:50:33.239 --> 0:50:35.960 And we're like, and there were other spagoers who were 0:50:35.960 --> 0:50:37.520 annoyed that it was happening. They were like, we want 0:50:37.560 --> 0:50:37.920 to use this. 0:50:38.120 --> 0:50:43.080 It's annoying to die during peak hours is annoying. 0:50:43.480 --> 0:50:46.480 Find another place to crawl off and die, Dude, in 0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:49.920 the locker room you can block that off, but not 0:50:50.080 --> 0:50:54.919 in the sub or sp have fun. No what Yeah, 0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:58.440 they found it and my friends they waited until the 0:50:58.480 --> 0:51:00.759 ambulance and the fire department came, aim to make sure 0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:03.040 they obviously were the adults in the room, because the 0:51:03.080 --> 0:51:06.880 SPA was not going to do this. Then my Princess. 0:51:06.320 --> 0:51:10.160 Spas plan just going, oh, he's really in a deep breas. 0:51:10.400 --> 0:51:12.279 That's a great question, really hoping that the body would 0:51:12.280 --> 0:51:12.960 just disintegrate. 0:51:13.760 --> 0:51:16.279 Well that's kind of done. That does happen, and very 0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:24.960 quickly within the hour, within the yes, absolutely within the hour, 0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:26.800 it will sort of just disintegrate. 0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:31.600 It will turn into a Himalayan rock salt. Hm. That's 0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:33.640 the secret of all of these spots. Yes, they're just 0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:38.680 dead bodies. No, they they waited until the paramedics come 0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:40.480 and taken care of it. Then they asked can we 0:51:40.480 --> 0:51:44.600 get a refund? And they said no, what and then 0:51:44.640 --> 0:51:46.719 it's kind of a lift situation. Well, it is sort 0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:51.600 of like times are tough. I guess we lost their customers. 0:51:51.600 --> 0:51:53.040 No refunds for anything. 0:51:53.040 --> 0:51:56.400 Ever, No, that's and what it was a massage being. 0:52:01.920 --> 0:52:07.360 It was not a massage. What happens in a massage? Envy, 0:52:07.760 --> 0:52:09.759 I can't picture exactly what's going on because it's kind 0:52:09.760 --> 0:52:11.600 of a franchise thing and I feel like that feels 0:52:11.640 --> 0:52:15.200 so impersonal for I want like a I want a 0:52:15.239 --> 0:52:17.680 massage in all business. 0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:20.839 Uh huh, well, Massage Envy is a small best, it's 0:52:20.840 --> 0:52:25.200 a local business. I used to be a Massage Envy member. 0:52:25.520 --> 0:52:27.919 And what was your experience like with massage Envy? 0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:34.120 Impersonal? Kind of exactly? You said, kind of terrible. 0:52:34.280 --> 0:52:37.239 Okay, I this is what I don't like, and I'm 0:52:37.320 --> 0:52:40.000 so sorry, but I'm like really kind of tired of 0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:46.160 people cutting corners. A massage is kind of on that hour, yes, right, right, 0:52:46.640 --> 0:52:51.360 don't go fifty minutes, no no, no, no, eighty minutes, no sweet, 0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:56.800 sixty minutes, ninety minutes, that's sort of the timeframe. 0:52:57.160 --> 0:52:57.800 Fifty no. 0:52:57.920 --> 0:53:00.160 That means you want, what are you doing twiddling your 0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:04.640 thumbs and yank in my junk for ten minutes? 0:53:05.280 --> 0:53:12.120 Do your job? Nobody wants to work. Wait, so what 0:53:12.120 --> 0:53:15.239 would happen after fifteen minutes? It'd just be like your time's. 0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:20.280 Time out times with them timesimy. They would just kind 0:53:20.280 --> 0:53:22.239 of leave and it's fifty minutes, and so then I 0:53:22.320 --> 0:53:24.240 have ten minutes to kind of scramble, and I wonder 0:53:24.280 --> 0:53:27.120 what's going on? Leave the money on the dresser? Would 0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:30.279 you ever try complaining no, because they did say that 0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:32.480 it was fifteen minutes long, so I know. 0:53:32.480 --> 0:53:34.960 It is not the standard massage time. It should be 0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:38.400 one hour. Yeah, I agree, who settled on fifty minutes? 0:53:38.480 --> 0:53:40.879 I did when I send the contracts, but I still 0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:41.839 don't like it and. 0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:44.839 Their gimmick our massages are less time. 0:53:45.000 --> 0:53:48.800 I've seen other places kind of try to pull this stunt. 0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:53.279 It's called us what's a cheap trick? Not for me 0:53:53.440 --> 0:53:56.440 because they're charging me the sixty minute kind of rate. 0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:59.920 Right, and it is it like a monthly subscription? Why 0:54:00.120 --> 0:54:01.080 go as often as you won't? 0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:06.920 M Well, no, so it's like a monthly subscription, which 0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:10.760 I think, listen, it's been a while. I think basically 0:54:10.840 --> 0:54:13.960 your monthly subscription will get you one massage a month, 0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:16.360 which is cheaper than if you had just bought it outright, 0:54:17.040 --> 0:54:18.960 and then if you miss it that month. 0:54:18.719 --> 0:54:20.919 It rolls over. So they kind of took that sort 0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:22.120 of eighteen te. 0:54:22.239 --> 0:54:25.200 Or Rizon kind of mentality of the rollover minutes and 0:54:25.239 --> 0:54:29.400 they used it towards massage. It was nice that somebody 0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:30.680 kind of took that over it though. 0:54:30.600 --> 0:54:32.200 So yeah, of course somebody had to take over the 0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:34.680 rollover concept. Yeah, because they don't. We don't really do 0:54:34.719 --> 0:54:38.360 that anymore. No, nothing rolls over. I guess, yeah, I 0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:41.479 can't think of anything. No, So you're the massage. Let's 0:54:41.520 --> 0:54:43.920 say you missed it for January, it rolls over to February. Now, 0:54:43.960 --> 0:54:45.400 in February you can have two massages. 0:54:45.480 --> 0:54:48.960 Yes, because you paid for that one massage at your 0:54:49.040 --> 0:54:52.879 member's rate. Right right now, I'm going, wait, it's pretty good. 0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:54.360 I'm about to join. 0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:56.560 Again, especially if you will let them all roll over 0:54:56.600 --> 0:54:58.120 for twelve months and then you're having twelve in. 0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:00.480 A row that day. 0:55:00.719 --> 0:55:03.640 You could just do them all that day. You just 0:55:03.719 --> 0:55:04.640 let them kill you there. 0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:10.319 Yeah, no refund, no refund I needed that is I 0:55:10.400 --> 0:55:11.920 really don't think I'll ever get over that. 0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:15.799 Wow, the fifty minutes, not the fifty minutes. The dead body, oh, 0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:19.239 the dead well, of course, I mean imagine my friends, right, 0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:21.319 how do they ever relax in ams? 0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:22.879 Where in this state? 0:55:23.000 --> 0:55:25.160 It was in town? Yeah, I would name it, but 0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:27.560 but I'm sure there's some legal gray area there that 0:55:27.600 --> 0:55:28.480 could become difficult. 0:55:28.680 --> 0:55:31.880 Don't because I do think that they'll have what's coming. 0:55:32.640 --> 0:55:34.239 I feel like they're not going to. I feel like 0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:38.279 this has probably happened multiple times for them to not 0:55:38.320 --> 0:55:40.280 be freaking out, they must be like, oh, I guess 0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:43.920 what's hocked, do you? I mean, people die, they do 0:55:43.960 --> 0:55:45.279 put the warnings. 0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:47.239 And that's and you know what, that will go a 0:55:47.239 --> 0:55:49.360 long way in the court of lacking. 0:55:50.000 --> 0:55:52.960 Absolutely will. So if you've got if you're feeling light headed, 0:55:53.000 --> 0:55:53.359 get out. 0:55:54.719 --> 0:56:00.360 Sorry, nothing would be more lightheaded than dead. Yeah, and 0:56:00.400 --> 0:56:03.239 I guess they were feeling it. They were absolutely suck 0:56:03.280 --> 0:56:04.280 it up, you're dying. 0:56:07.080 --> 0:56:09.560 Yeah, rip to whoever that person was. 0:56:09.640 --> 0:56:11.680 Yes, the first time I went to Japan, ever, I 0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:13.640 did also see a dead body on the street. 0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:15.640 Oh that's a tough situation. 0:56:16.120 --> 0:56:20.479 Now, there's no kind of anything else I can share 0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:26.440 about that story, not because he was involved. Yeah, but yeah. 0:56:25.960 --> 0:56:28.160 This is what was. It had been there for a while. 0:56:28.760 --> 0:56:30.920 I mean, this is say dark, I start crying. 0:56:33.000 --> 0:56:35.239 I could have helped, I don't know, but nobody was 0:56:35.280 --> 0:56:38.680 doing anything. They might not have been dead, just just 0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:40.279 shallow breath. 0:56:40.200 --> 0:56:43.640 Shallow breath, and no one was helping. This feels very 0:56:43.920 --> 0:56:45.920 kind of par for human nature. 0:56:46.320 --> 0:56:47.759 Yeah, it was a premonition. 0:56:48.160 --> 0:56:51.600 I think. I'm so sorry I brought that up. My god, 0:56:51.719 --> 0:56:53.359 what you're saying it was a premonition. You knew they 0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:56.880 were going to die in that bush. Yeah, so basically 0:56:56.920 --> 0:56:58.960 you see everyone you see, you see is a dead 0:56:58.960 --> 0:57:02.279 body because eventually, yes, you know, they'll be dead. I'm 0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:05.919 looking at a dead body, right right, Ultimately we're all 0:57:05.920 --> 0:57:09.680 looking at dead bodies constantly. Well, eventually, yes, you're looking 0:57:09.719 --> 0:57:12.799 at a future dead body. Yes, uh huh, that's an 0:57:12.880 --> 0:57:15.640 easy way to lie. That's a good party story. Saw 0:57:15.640 --> 0:57:18.160 a dead body last week? Really, no one's gonna ask 0:57:18.200 --> 0:57:21.920 that many follow up questions. No, unless they're the police, 0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:24.680 and then they're not going to ask any No, they're 0:57:24.680 --> 0:57:27.800 gonna get this guy's crazy. We got to get out 0:57:27.800 --> 0:57:31.160 of here. Okay, Well, I've got all of my masks here. 0:57:31.240 --> 0:57:32.480 How long have you been using. 0:57:32.360 --> 0:57:36.080 Masks metaphorically or the. 0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:39.320 First when did you become your true sound? 0:57:39.560 --> 0:57:44.600 And still haven't? No, Still you're masking. Now I'm social masking. 0:57:45.240 --> 0:57:48.560 I kind of have been using them for I guess 0:57:48.640 --> 0:57:50.200 like ten or fifteen years. 0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:53.280 I got you into these the Koreans. The Koreans came 0:57:53.480 --> 0:57:56.640 for you personally. Yes, have you been to Korea? I have? Yes, 0:57:57.200 --> 0:57:59.880 People go there and it seems like a wonderland. I mean, 0:57:59.880 --> 0:58:00.680 like for skincare. 0:58:01.280 --> 0:58:04.560 I'm going to tell you something about something. Okay, Okay, 0:58:04.800 --> 0:58:07.680 I one, I'm I'm opening a medical spa. 0:58:07.880 --> 0:58:10.320 Is that true? That is true? Can I be the first? 0:58:10.360 --> 0:58:12.760 Can I cut the ribbon? Please? Maybe? I mean you'll 0:58:12.760 --> 0:58:14.320 cut the ribbon. Maybe I can cut I don't need 0:58:14.320 --> 0:58:15.040 to cut the ribbon. 0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:17.920 You can do it. Nobody's asked, and I didn't ask 0:58:18.160 --> 0:58:19.160 to cut it either. 0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:21.040 So please, you aren't even planning on a ribbon? 0:58:21.160 --> 0:58:24.080 No, until now, I'm going, hey, wait, I should audition 0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:28.080 for that. And so well, one I have asked me 0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:30.120 if I have a medical I know you're the host, 0:58:30.120 --> 0:58:31.920 but asked, here's a good question. Asked me, do I 0:58:31.920 --> 0:58:33.040 have a medical background? 0:58:33.200 --> 0:58:37.680 Do you have a medical background? No other thing before that? 0:58:38.600 --> 0:58:42.919 Yeah, I do not technically, and so in the state 0:58:42.920 --> 0:58:45.120 of California, you're not allowed to own it. But there's 0:58:45.240 --> 0:58:48.480 a lot of there's like some ways to go around it. Okay, 0:58:48.520 --> 0:58:52.120 let's hear these found them all. So it started with 0:58:52.280 --> 0:58:54.400 I have a friend who I had been going to 0:58:54.400 --> 0:58:57.040 who did like my lasers and injections and stuff. 0:58:58.080 --> 0:58:58.880 Edit that out. 0:59:00.920 --> 0:59:04.160 And they were like, I want to do my own thing. 0:59:04.880 --> 0:59:06.800 And I was like, well, if you're doing your own thing. 0:59:07.000 --> 0:59:07.520 Tell me where. 0:59:07.520 --> 0:59:09.320 I'm just going to follow you. I'll like, never come 0:59:09.360 --> 0:59:13.080 to this place again. A chain, oh, a chain, yes, 0:59:13.920 --> 0:59:19.320 laser yeah, laser envy. And they were telling me like, oh, 0:59:19.320 --> 0:59:22.280 but I need to find like a they are a nurse, 0:59:22.680 --> 0:59:24.800 and you need to have a medical director of your 0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:28.680 clinic who's an MD. Okay, And I was like, one 0:59:28.720 --> 0:59:32.200 of my best friends, his husband is a doctor, was 0:59:32.240 --> 0:59:36.120 recently disbarred and never will be barred again. Yeah, he's 0:59:36.120 --> 0:59:40.080 actually completely barred. And I said, let me talk to him. 0:59:40.320 --> 0:59:42.160 And so she was telling me I need to find 0:59:42.160 --> 0:59:44.040 a doctor to be the head of the clinic. I said, 0:59:44.120 --> 0:59:46.480 let me talk to my friend. Maybe I can help you. 0:59:47.360 --> 0:59:51.439 And then we started talking and I was like, would 0:59:51.440 --> 0:59:53.000 you ever want to do something together? And she was 0:59:53.040 --> 0:59:56.080 like hell yes, Oh my god. So we've been working 0:59:56.120 --> 0:59:58.640 on the process of like getting it together, and so 0:59:58.760 --> 1:00:00.960 now I know a lot about all of this stuff, 1:00:01.000 --> 1:00:02.160 and now let me tell you. 1:00:02.080 --> 1:00:02.920 About let's get there. 1:00:03.320 --> 1:00:10.480 Yeah, okay, I'm going it's really great. Yeah. As someone 1:00:10.560 --> 1:00:15.360 who yeah no, So now why all those treatments you 1:00:15.400 --> 1:00:17.360 see on TikTok and all those people going they have 1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:21.360 their pinky up their wait I shut up, bitch, listen 1:00:21.440 --> 1:00:25.640 to me. Okay, everything's so cheap over there, Yeah, because 1:00:25.640 --> 1:00:28.200 you're getting like they're blowing air at your face. 1:00:28.560 --> 1:00:31.959 Oh, there are a lot of like not scientifically proven. 1:00:31.800 --> 1:00:33.480 But there's a lot of there's a lot of like 1:00:33.560 --> 1:00:36.480 really superficial treatments that you can get done that we 1:00:36.560 --> 1:00:41.360 don't have because they're unnecessary. They're nice, but it's like like, 1:00:41.360 --> 1:00:43.360 wouldn't it be nice if I just blew on your 1:00:43.440 --> 1:00:50.720 face for twenty minutes? So many yet, and so I'm 1:00:50.720 --> 1:00:54.120 thinking of offering it. And so the thing is is 1:00:54.160 --> 1:00:56.240 that they have things where it's like they blow compressed 1:00:56.280 --> 1:00:57.400 air onto your face. 1:00:57.800 --> 1:01:01.840 Compressed air. Honey, I can go out in the wind, yeah, exactly, 1:01:03.160 --> 1:01:07.080 blow the dice and fucking hair dryer at me. Okay. 1:01:08.160 --> 1:01:11.200 And they'll offer things like red light where it's like, okay, 1:01:11.920 --> 1:01:16.560 the red light sort of documentation that we have, you know, 1:01:16.600 --> 1:01:17.760 those face things that you can. 1:01:17.600 --> 1:01:21.600 Put the red lights where it's like it's like vitamins, 1:01:21.640 --> 1:01:24.320 taking vitamins where it's like it's probably which you know, 1:01:24.360 --> 1:01:28.360 I'm scarfing those. Of course I am a why not try? Well? 1:01:28.400 --> 1:01:31.880 The dice exactly, I'm all about It's like Vegas. And 1:01:32.200 --> 1:01:35.680 so with the red lights like omnilux for instance, I'm 1:01:35.720 --> 1:01:37.440 actually taking them down right now in. 1:01:37.400 --> 1:01:39.600 This Goodbye OMNILU. 1:01:40.200 --> 1:01:42.040 So all of the studies that they've done on red 1:01:42.120 --> 1:01:44.800 light are based on not the mask that they sell, 1:01:44.920 --> 1:01:50.480 on the panels that they sell to professional Oh yeah, 1:01:50.600 --> 1:01:53.960 they sell the panels that they are selling or that's 1:01:54.000 --> 1:01:57.440 all their studies are done on how effective the panels are, 1:01:57.480 --> 1:02:00.919 not the mask and using like quote the same thing apology. Right, 1:02:01.520 --> 1:02:04.000 So they'll do like different red light treatments. But to 1:02:04.320 --> 1:02:06.840 have red light be effective, you need to do it consistently, 1:02:07.000 --> 1:02:10.000 like two three times a week, and. 1:02:10.160 --> 1:02:12.960 For it to be super strong, it just needs to. 1:02:12.960 --> 1:02:15.160 Be stronger than a little light up. 1:02:18.760 --> 1:02:19.040 Yes. 1:02:19.640 --> 1:02:21.840 So, and then when it comes to like the the 1:02:21.880 --> 1:02:24.880 different treatments, like the real intense ones like the your 1:02:24.920 --> 1:02:27.600 Pico laser, You're clear and brilliant and everything everything like 1:02:27.720 --> 1:02:31.400 is price comparable to overhear. Oh, we just have to 1:02:31.440 --> 1:02:34.160 have a lot of the less like walk in walkouts 1:02:34.160 --> 1:02:38.880 because a lot of these people are and I'm gonna 1:02:39.200 --> 1:02:40.360 take I'm gonna name names. 1:02:40.360 --> 1:02:43.200 Don't worry. A lot of these people will walk in 1:02:43.200 --> 1:02:44.080 and they'll be like I went to. 1:02:44.160 --> 1:02:47.240 Korea, and I got eight sent treatments in one day. 1:02:47.440 --> 1:02:50.160 And they leave, and they just left, and they're like, 1:02:50.160 --> 1:02:53.160 and look at my skin. They're just slathered in vasileine 1:02:53.240 --> 1:02:56.720 head to toe, slick as a seal, and they're going, 1:02:56.760 --> 1:03:00.200 I got all this done. Okay, listen to me. If 1:03:00.240 --> 1:03:04.080 you got anything worthwhile done, there'd be blood, you'd be 1:03:04.200 --> 1:03:09.320 under anesthetic, and you'd be crying. Trauma involved, absolutely, because 1:03:09.720 --> 1:03:12.000 only beauty only comes from trauma. I just not come 1:03:12.040 --> 1:03:16.000 from a compressed air. Okay, that's kind of true. And 1:03:16.080 --> 1:03:17.959 so they and so then when they go and they 1:03:18.000 --> 1:03:22.960 compare the prices of it's like within dollars for how 1:03:23.040 --> 1:03:27.200 much is botox or syringes of filler or things like that, 1:03:27.240 --> 1:03:29.919 it's all very comparable. They just offer a lot of 1:03:30.440 --> 1:03:33.240 more superficial treatments which people will feel like, oh, I'm 1:03:33.240 --> 1:03:34.000 getting so much done. 1:03:34.160 --> 1:03:38.080 What a bargain. And then forgetting airline tickets and hotel. 1:03:38.080 --> 1:03:40.600 People are and then they go home and they drink 1:03:40.680 --> 1:03:41.080 raw milk. 1:03:41.160 --> 1:03:41.840 What can you do? 1:03:42.200 --> 1:03:46.800 There's really defund the Department of Education. I think we 1:03:46.840 --> 1:03:49.800 should and we should fund the Tourist Board of Korea. 1:03:50.160 --> 1:03:52.400 I think we should do that. They might be really good. 1:03:54.160 --> 1:03:57.040 No, uh at all. I guess that adds up. I'm 1:03:57.080 --> 1:04:01.040 sorry my trip to Korea don't a culture of the 1:04:01.200 --> 1:04:03.240 rich country. And I was just planning to go get 1:04:03.440 --> 1:04:04.480 air blown on my face. 1:04:05.240 --> 1:04:07.560 Yeah exactly, you know they and you know what it is. 1:04:07.600 --> 1:04:09.360 I the people who do it, they love it and 1:04:09.360 --> 1:04:13.040 they're like, I did it Ai skin analysis. Oh god girl, 1:04:13.680 --> 1:04:18.760 please spare me the details. Yeah enough, So what are 1:04:18.760 --> 1:04:22.760 you going to do at your clinic? Everything everybody else does, right, 1:04:22.920 --> 1:04:24.040 just the effective things. 1:04:24.400 --> 1:04:24.600 Yes. 1:04:24.720 --> 1:04:26.600 And the thing is, I don't what I don't like 1:04:26.680 --> 1:04:29.360 about going to like what I didn't like about going 1:04:29.360 --> 1:04:31.160 to a medspa was that I just didn't I didn't 1:04:31.200 --> 1:04:33.160 feel like they were just trying to peddle me to 1:04:33.240 --> 1:04:36.600 like some sort of thing I either didn't need or 1:04:36.600 --> 1:04:38.760 didn't want it, or like I was like, I just 1:04:38.800 --> 1:04:41.960 want to do something to like maintain. 1:04:42.040 --> 1:04:43.640 Right, and they were like, I don't want like a 1:04:43.760 --> 1:04:44.919 radical transformation. 1:04:45.400 --> 1:04:48.280 Well I wanted that too, and they were like, please leave. 1:04:48.480 --> 1:04:55.439 I want to be unrecognizable worst way radicalized politically, which 1:04:55.480 --> 1:04:58.000 I am now and it feels good. 1:04:58.920 --> 1:05:03.040 And so I just think that like the whole experience 1:05:03.120 --> 1:05:07.680 can just be better, pleasant and common sense, yes, and 1:05:07.960 --> 1:05:11.280 I well, when I was getting into it one I 1:05:11.320 --> 1:05:14.560 just felt like intimidating, of course, and I didn't know 1:05:14.640 --> 1:05:18.800 the hospital essentially exactly which I'm prepared and qualified to do. 1:05:18.920 --> 1:05:23.880 Not the eyes of kind of the state of Gavin Newsome, 1:05:24.560 --> 1:05:29.280 the Saint Adam Rippon Hospital. Yeah, huh yeah, it's like 1:05:30.160 --> 1:05:33.720 off brand Cedars's kind of when I'm starting oaks. 1:05:33.840 --> 1:05:37.400 Yeah, different trees. Wait, so do you actually have a 1:05:37.480 --> 1:05:41.480 name for the medspall y super skin? Oh? I like this, 1:05:42.200 --> 1:05:43.400 And where do you know where it's going to be? 1:05:43.640 --> 1:05:46.120 I think, well, I live in Pasadena, and so does 1:05:46.200 --> 1:05:48.840 my friend who's the nurse, and so we want to 1:05:48.840 --> 1:05:50.680 try to find something in Pasadena. 1:05:50.280 --> 1:05:54.439 Right, I feel like Pasadena is the home of Yes, 1:05:55.200 --> 1:05:56.240 that's probably true. I think. 1:05:56.320 --> 1:06:01.480 Yeah, there's no shortage of medspa there. There's like fifty. 1:06:01.280 --> 1:06:04.520 Fifty and you're gonna put them all out of business. 1:06:04.440 --> 1:06:06.680 Absolutely well before well because of. 1:06:06.880 --> 1:06:11.200 Arson, even before you open your business, they will be dead. 1:06:11.240 --> 1:06:14.000 Oh yeah, it'll just be like it'll be like a 1:06:14.080 --> 1:06:14.760 ktown spa. 1:06:15.120 --> 1:06:17.880 A string of fires breaks out and pasit to every 1:06:18.000 --> 1:06:21.880 local med spa. Please become a firebug. That's all I 1:06:21.920 --> 1:06:22.360 want for you. 1:06:22.600 --> 1:06:24.680 Yeah, I'm gonna go in the next door app and 1:06:24.680 --> 1:06:28.280 be like, I think I smell smoke as you're. 1:06:28.240 --> 1:06:34.040 Lighting the fire. 1:06:34.200 --> 1:06:37.080 When people are like, we saw a suspicious five to 1:06:37.240 --> 1:06:40.840 seven kind of looking man getting a lot of gasoline 1:06:40.840 --> 1:06:42.800 out of the Exon mobile, and I'll go wan right 1:06:42.840 --> 1:06:46.360 there right away and be like, no, no, that was 1:06:46.640 --> 1:06:49.400 that was made up. I think you're wrong. 1:06:49.720 --> 1:06:55.520 This person has lied before. Mm hmm. It's a bost Well, 1:06:55.560 --> 1:06:59.600 they're going there next. They probably are right just reporting coyotes. 1:07:00.960 --> 1:07:02.920 Oh my god, wait do you live in it? You 1:07:02.960 --> 1:07:04.480 live in an area where there's a lot of coyotes. 1:07:04.520 --> 1:07:06.440 Oh yeah, yeah, I see coyotes. I see. I have 1:07:06.480 --> 1:07:11.520 a lot of wildlife. Oh, raccoons, possums, coyotes, parrots. Yeah, 1:07:11.520 --> 1:07:13.360 we have the parrots too. I think those are the 1:07:13.360 --> 1:07:16.200 four major Then cats, a lot. 1:07:16.080 --> 1:07:18.520 Of youth kind of throw cats. 1:07:18.760 --> 1:07:22.240 A lot of feral cats really, oh yeah, oh yeah, 1:07:22.240 --> 1:07:23.880 and I love them. I mean not a lot. I 1:07:23.880 --> 1:07:25.840 mean now I'm talking like I live behind a dumpster, 1:07:26.200 --> 1:07:28.200 but there are a couple of feral cats in your house. 1:07:28.240 --> 1:07:33.520 You do, don't. There's a lot of rotten garbage that 1:07:33.560 --> 1:07:36.480 I just kind of dip into No, we have a 1:07:36.520 --> 1:07:38.880 couple of feral cats and I support them. I mean 1:07:38.880 --> 1:07:44.360 I financial people are like romantically, the're my secret family. 1:07:44.480 --> 1:07:46.800 My boyfriend has no idea. 1:07:47.360 --> 1:07:51.520 The raccoons, I don't really I like them online. 1:07:51.600 --> 1:07:52.960 I love a picture of video. 1:07:53.760 --> 1:07:58.320 I used to live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and where 1:07:58.640 --> 1:08:02.400 I lived, my door to leave my apartment was like 1:08:02.520 --> 1:08:05.480 right next to the dumpster, and so like at night 1:08:05.520 --> 1:08:07.560 when I would like throw the trash out, I would 1:08:07.720 --> 1:08:10.640 sometimes accidentally hit them, not knowing that they were. 1:08:10.480 --> 1:08:12.840 In there already doing their job. 1:08:13.360 --> 1:08:15.880 We were at work, right and I'm like, show me 1:08:15.920 --> 1:08:21.479 your papers. I was originally yeah, so furious, and they'd 1:08:21.520 --> 1:08:24.200 hiss at you. Oh yeah, come on. 1:08:24.200 --> 1:08:25.959 That's not a sound you want to hear from a raccoon. 1:08:26.160 --> 1:08:28.640 No, I don't want to hear anything. How about a 1:08:28.680 --> 1:08:29.720 fucking thank you. 1:08:30.720 --> 1:08:33.400 I just gave you gold. Yeah you're gonna want that. 1:08:33.479 --> 1:08:34.120 What's in there? 1:08:34.320 --> 1:08:37.600 How about a fucking thank you? And then the coyotes, 1:08:37.640 --> 1:08:39.439 we see them all they just walk the streets. 1:08:39.479 --> 1:08:42.120 Oh yeah. And I'm not scared of a coyote though, 1:08:42.120 --> 1:08:47.000 are you? Hey? What what? You're not scared of a 1:08:47.240 --> 1:08:49.800 wild job? They're not. They're scared of you. 1:08:50.640 --> 1:08:54.759 Oh, absolutely took out a coyote. 1:08:55.680 --> 1:08:59.040 Scared of you. They truly are. They're way more frightened 1:08:59.080 --> 1:09:02.800 of large. The only thing that is calling large me me, 1:09:03.240 --> 1:09:09.479 I'm huge, seven to four hundred pounds. No, the only 1:09:09.520 --> 1:09:13.879 things that are really in danger of coyotes are small pits. Otherwise, coyotes, 1:09:13.920 --> 1:09:16.479 you know, they'll just stand there then scurry off if 1:09:16.520 --> 1:09:17.320 you're bigger than them. 1:09:17.360 --> 1:09:19.519 Yeah, well, I thought that's because they were rude, because 1:09:19.520 --> 1:09:20.400 they were scared. 1:09:20.600 --> 1:09:22.160 It's because you had you thought you had an off 1:09:22.160 --> 1:09:25.519 putting personality. Yeah, what the hell, I'll never have a friend. 1:09:25.800 --> 1:09:28.960 No, I actually have one of those like a rape 1:09:28.960 --> 1:09:32.200 whistles sort of deal on my bag because I have 1:09:32.280 --> 1:09:35.000 a small dog. Oh, I have a medium sized dog. 1:09:35.120 --> 1:09:39.599 And so I have two dogs. They're both like mixes, right, Tony, 1:09:39.680 --> 1:09:43.599 he's from the streets of Tijuana, Okay, and I guess 1:09:43.600 --> 1:09:47.800 he's getting sent back there. And he's half pitbull and 1:09:47.800 --> 1:09:50.040 then half kind of a mini if you literally google 1:09:50.120 --> 1:09:52.040 like Mexican street dog. 1:09:52.280 --> 1:09:56.120 Right, he looks exactly like that long hair, short hair, like. 1:09:56.880 --> 1:10:00.839 Short ish and so he's like a German shepherd boxer 1:10:00.920 --> 1:10:04.599 Golden retriever. So he's just he looks like a dog, right, 1:10:04.600 --> 1:10:08.800 He's so cute. And then we have Tracy. She was 1:10:08.800 --> 1:10:11.280 found in a dumpster in Baker's Field. 1:10:11.439 --> 1:10:15.920 Oh that's heartbreaking, it is. That is heartbreaking. I do 1:10:16.040 --> 1:10:18.479 run a puppy mill, so I don't care. Oh so 1:10:18.520 --> 1:10:20.920 maybe it was you. You through Tracy in there, but 1:10:21.000 --> 1:10:23.040 we have her. Now we have a lot of excess dogs, 1:10:23.080 --> 1:10:24.960 and you know, it's just part of the business. People 1:10:25.080 --> 1:10:27.479 love their labordoodles. They're in, they're out. 1:10:28.240 --> 1:10:30.800 And she's half pitbull, half wiener dog. 1:10:30.960 --> 1:10:33.040 Oh my god, that's gotta be so sweet. 1:10:33.120 --> 1:10:35.840 Yeah, she looks like an alien and she's very small, 1:10:35.880 --> 1:10:37.600 and we have to and now my favorite thing to 1:10:37.600 --> 1:10:40.360 do is like she just is so acts like she 1:10:40.600 --> 1:10:44.160 plays all day long, and she gets so skinny, like 1:10:44.200 --> 1:10:45.800 she just looks like. 1:10:45.320 --> 1:10:46.839 Like bone smoking. 1:10:47.479 --> 1:10:49.320 No, she's gonna start, So I'm going to teach her how. 1:10:50.240 --> 1:10:52.400 And so we give her this like little like yogurt 1:10:52.479 --> 1:10:55.640 concoction and I always call it Wacanne three thousand and 1:10:55.720 --> 1:10:58.760 so Tracy eats weight gain three thousand and So she 1:10:58.960 --> 1:10:59.280 is just. 1:10:59.360 --> 1:11:03.080 Kind of like some can sell at the atkin. I 1:11:03.120 --> 1:11:04.840 will do that. That'll be eventually the next thing. 1:11:05.000 --> 1:11:08.640 Well, and then I'll sell the antidote. Yeah, you have 1:11:08.680 --> 1:11:12.280 to create the progarettes to solve it. Yes, cigarettes. 1:11:12.400 --> 1:11:15.000 Well, I'm sorry, but you have small dogs. You have 1:11:15.080 --> 1:11:18.000 kind of the rape whistle for coyotes. I feel like 1:11:18.040 --> 1:11:19.680 you were trying to say something I was, and then 1:11:19.720 --> 1:11:20.960 I was amazing. I just wanted to know what your 1:11:21.000 --> 1:11:21.559 dogs look like. 1:11:21.680 --> 1:11:23.840 One thing that you will learn about me is that 1:11:23.960 --> 1:11:27.120 the sentences I say don't kind of string or like 1:11:27.280 --> 1:11:29.360 lead into the next sentence. 1:11:29.439 --> 1:11:31.880 You famously have never made a point and I never will. 1:11:33.600 --> 1:11:35.880 You hate a thesis. I do not do that. 1:11:35.960 --> 1:11:39.200 I do kind of a synopsis, but not a thesis. 1:11:41.560 --> 1:11:44.080 But I'm curious about this whistle. Then what what does 1:11:44.120 --> 1:11:45.640 it attach to your keys? 1:11:45.800 --> 1:11:49.320 So I am kind of the outfit I'm in while 1:11:49.320 --> 1:11:52.240 I'm like on a walk is like casual. And then 1:11:52.240 --> 1:11:54.800 I have a fanny pack sort of like around the 1:11:55.120 --> 1:11:56.840 shoulders like cross body. 1:11:57.000 --> 1:12:00.120 Of course, okay, we level a cross body. 1:12:00.240 --> 1:12:02.080 Yes, I wanted you to finish that because I went 1:12:02.240 --> 1:12:05.479 across buddy. What and so in my little zip block, 1:12:05.880 --> 1:12:08.880 not zip block, my little zipper fanny pack. In there, 1:12:08.920 --> 1:12:12.800 I have two packs of Trident bubble gum flavored gum. 1:12:13.040 --> 1:12:15.360 Sometimes the walks get long, and. 1:12:15.360 --> 1:12:20.400 Then I have the poop bags, rolls of poop back 1:12:20.400 --> 1:12:21.519 responsible of dog owners. 1:12:21.600 --> 1:12:23.120 Of course we. 1:12:23.040 --> 1:12:27.360 Should shoot down the people who don't absolutely just killed 1:12:28.240 --> 1:12:30.439 on the spot, like we should drone like I think 1:12:30.479 --> 1:12:31.599 we need to get elon on that. 1:12:31.720 --> 1:12:34.960 I should be a sniper on every electric pole. Yeah, 1:12:35.280 --> 1:12:39.040 just waiting for these people. Bye bye, sorry good. You're 1:12:39.080 --> 1:12:41.880 not a responsible person. No, you know, not doing the 1:12:41.880 --> 1:12:42.479 bare minimum. 1:12:42.520 --> 1:12:44.800 So I'm going to run on that one day. I'm 1:12:44.800 --> 1:12:46.040 not probably run from it. 1:12:46.640 --> 1:12:48.880 Kill kill, that's your slogan. 1:12:48.720 --> 1:12:52.960 Yes, yeah, And so I have that, and then I 1:12:53.000 --> 1:12:56.080 have treats in the back because Tony's very. 1:12:55.960 --> 1:12:57.160 Like food motivated. 1:12:57.280 --> 1:13:00.519 Okay, so he would do anything for like a piece 1:13:00.560 --> 1:13:04.200 of romy shit. Yeah not even I could have rocks 1:13:04.200 --> 1:13:06.360 in my hand and I go with's that And so 1:13:06.439 --> 1:13:09.080 I have that. And then it's a little keychain that 1:13:09.160 --> 1:13:11.360 goes onto one of the zippers. And for this to work, 1:13:11.400 --> 1:13:13.880 all you do is like you rip it off of 1:13:13.920 --> 1:13:17.400 the key chain and it's this loud, loud whist. 1:13:17.560 --> 1:13:22.080 Is it a one use only multiple? Have you ever 1:13:22.080 --> 1:13:22.680 had to use it? 1:13:23.439 --> 1:13:24.559 Just my house for fun? 1:13:26.080 --> 1:13:31.400 You can get dangerous and you're bored. Yeah, a fidget spinner. Fact, 1:13:31.479 --> 1:13:34.839 cry wolf in the house. They're all alone. 1:13:35.040 --> 1:13:37.320 Ah, nobody's there. The dogs are like, what is going 1:13:37.320 --> 1:13:39.160 on again? They're completely numb to the sound. 1:13:39.240 --> 1:13:41.920 Now yeah, okay, well I'll have to look into one 1:13:41.920 --> 1:13:42.200 of those. 1:13:42.240 --> 1:13:44.240 Oh yeah, Well the other day I saw on TikTok 1:13:44.360 --> 1:13:48.720 somebody who I hate was going right now, only I'm 1:13:48.760 --> 1:13:50.639 the TikTok shop. I got this one for my sister 1:13:50.680 --> 1:13:52.760 from my aunt, for my mother, from my grandmother. They're 1:13:52.760 --> 1:13:55.160 only twenty dollars now. But you click on this link 1:13:55.240 --> 1:13:57.559 right now, I'm like, give me a bright stop it. 1:13:57.720 --> 1:13:59.880 I don't trust anybody who's ever had an Amazon store 1:14:00.280 --> 1:14:01.080 linked in their biome. 1:14:02.040 --> 1:14:06.360 Of course, no, up until five years ago, this was 1:14:06.439 --> 1:14:09.479 not a part of human behavior. It's not a normal 1:14:09.479 --> 1:14:11.479 thing to do. You were not like, oh, I'm buying 1:14:11.520 --> 1:14:13.320 all these things from my family. Wouldn't you like one? 1:14:13.360 --> 1:14:14.880 That's never been a thing until now. 1:14:14.960 --> 1:14:16.479 Well it was a thing when there was like the 1:14:16.520 --> 1:14:18.519 Avon lady. Yeah, of course, and we all knew she 1:14:18.600 --> 1:14:19.919 was a con artist exactly. 1:14:20.720 --> 1:14:24.559 She's trying to get a free car. Yes, she purpose right, 1:14:24.640 --> 1:14:25.160 Like the people. 1:14:25.200 --> 1:14:27.400 I have more respect for the women who worked at 1:14:27.520 --> 1:14:30.360 Lula Row than I do for anyone who links to 1:14:30.400 --> 1:14:36.400 my Amazon starfront. Stop just garbage, no crazy. You'll never 1:14:36.439 --> 1:14:39.200 guess what I found only today, And I'm like, this 1:14:39.400 --> 1:14:42.280 is the thing you guys. If something costs a cent 1:14:42.479 --> 1:14:45.240 on the TikTok shop, the tariffs are gonna. 1:14:45.080 --> 1:14:49.160 Hit you hard. Those people are in for a big 1:14:49.720 --> 1:14:50.320 finding out. 1:14:50.439 --> 1:14:54.400 Absolutely, go to your Amazon storefront. I hope it's linked 1:14:54.439 --> 1:14:57.760 to a GoFundMe because you're gonna need the money. 1:14:57.880 --> 1:15:00.599 You're gonna need the money. It's a two stuff shop 1:15:00.680 --> 1:15:04.920 for supporting these TikTokers at this point, absolutely, and they 1:15:04.960 --> 1:15:07.760 need it. Well. Should we say anything else about these things? 1:15:07.880 --> 1:15:13.360 Do you want to this is? That is the best 1:15:13.360 --> 1:15:15.800 flavor I've never had, the pineapple flavor. Do you know? 1:15:15.840 --> 1:15:17.160 Gum is really good for your teeth? 1:15:17.320 --> 1:15:19.120 It is good for your teeth, It's good for and 1:15:19.120 --> 1:15:22.479 there's also again a TikTok trend of like young men 1:15:22.560 --> 1:15:25.080 chewing gum or something to strengthen their job. 1:15:26.320 --> 1:15:31.040 I've recently seen these people going, well, do you have some? 1:15:31.280 --> 1:15:33.320 Oh? I have something about to extra packs? 1:15:34.439 --> 1:15:34.559 Uh? 1:15:34.920 --> 1:15:38.160 The people on TikTok going well, I You'll never believe it. 1:15:38.400 --> 1:15:44.599 I remineralize my teeth. Open the schools. 1:15:45.160 --> 1:15:48.439 I'm like, I'm begging someone to open the schools. I 1:15:48.479 --> 1:15:50.679 remineralized my teeth. All my cavities went away. 1:15:51.160 --> 1:15:51.679 They didn't. 1:15:51.760 --> 1:15:55.080 This is an RFK situation which all his cavities went 1:15:55.120 --> 1:15:56.840 away and they went into his brain, and now his 1:15:57.080 --> 1:15:58.679 brain is an empty cavity. 1:15:58.760 --> 1:16:03.040 It's an absolute void. It's just suck. It's terminal f 1:16:03.760 --> 1:16:07.920 it's cannot fly past it without getting sucked into. Actually 1:16:07.960 --> 1:16:10.200 the tower building up to space. That was his idea. 1:16:10.520 --> 1:16:13.760 I still it. Yeah, this gum is delicious. I told 1:16:13.800 --> 1:16:14.960 you the pineapple flavor. 1:16:15.040 --> 1:16:17.320 It's the best, and you have to get it online. 1:16:17.800 --> 1:16:20.400 They don't sell it in stores. It's only in your TikTok. 1:16:20.600 --> 1:16:22.920 Well, if you go to my Amazon's storefront, you'll kind 1:16:22.920 --> 1:16:23.639 of find it there. 1:16:24.280 --> 1:16:27.920 I did have to order the senten ice online like 1:16:27.960 --> 1:16:29.880 Mom and pop shop. Well, I'm like going to Target. 1:16:30.040 --> 1:16:33.200 So I'm telling targets Mom and Pop at Target, they're 1:16:33.200 --> 1:16:36.360 not selling this to me, Orbit Orbit, and it was 1:16:36.400 --> 1:16:37.880 all over. I'm gonna have to spit this out because 1:16:37.880 --> 1:16:39.880 people are gonna hear me chewing gum. They want to 1:16:39.880 --> 1:16:42.920 hear that. I'm gonna do it a couple of times. Listener, 1:16:42.920 --> 1:16:45.280 if you're if you don't like to hear the sinus 1:16:45.320 --> 1:16:47.800 one chewing, turnaway. Now. I'm just gonna do this because 1:16:48.200 --> 1:16:50.840 I was given gum as a gift and we should chew. 1:16:51.280 --> 1:16:53.920 H's so beautiful. 1:16:54.720 --> 1:16:57.800 Okay, now I hear your teeth kind of getting remineralized. 1:16:58.280 --> 1:16:59.880 My teeth were remb that's what they said. 1:17:00.240 --> 1:17:06.160 Say it like minimal. They didn't know. I mean again, 1:17:06.160 --> 1:17:10.559 their teeth hadn means nothing, nothing means anything. Did they 1:17:10.600 --> 1:17:13.639 say what remineralized their teeth? The gum? Oh, the gum 1:17:13.680 --> 1:17:15.240 did right? And just any gum. 1:17:15.479 --> 1:17:19.320 No, it's a special gum that you look. 1:17:19.479 --> 1:17:22.200 Yes, wait, I'm not is that true? Yes? 1:17:24.600 --> 1:17:24.680 What? 1:17:25.160 --> 1:17:29.439 Yes? People are morons? Absolutely close it all down. You 1:17:29.479 --> 1:17:31.479 should have to get a license to use the internet. 1:17:32.240 --> 1:17:34.679 I think this is this is something I truly believe. 1:17:35.120 --> 1:17:38.200 If you aren't going to use your government name and 1:17:38.320 --> 1:17:40.639 then post it all while, you shouldn't be allowed. 1:17:41.760 --> 1:17:45.400 Absolutely. Yeah, I mean that makes sense. Yeah, there should 1:17:45.400 --> 1:17:46.400 be some accountability. 1:17:46.680 --> 1:17:49.640 There should be complete accountabilit You should. 1:17:49.360 --> 1:17:52.200 Have to government name and what you got on the 1:17:52.240 --> 1:17:55.519 act or SAT just to let people know who they're 1:17:55.560 --> 1:17:56.000 dealing with. 1:17:56.120 --> 1:17:59.559 Absolutely, well, the people who don't have any like this 1:17:59.640 --> 1:18:00.479 is the this is the thing. 1:18:00.520 --> 1:18:03.439 We'd weed them out right away. We'd weed them out. 1:18:03.360 --> 1:18:05.280 Right away because you know who the worst people online 1:18:05.320 --> 1:18:07.160 are who they're under. 1:18:06.920 --> 1:18:10.919 The age of fifteen. They're very powerful. 1:18:11.080 --> 1:18:12.639 They're the most powerful people in America. 1:18:12.720 --> 1:18:15.639 They truly are because they're grew up on an iPad. 1:18:15.720 --> 1:18:19.400 They grew up on an iPad. They're extremely confident, and 1:18:19.479 --> 1:18:20.160 they're stupid. 1:18:20.320 --> 1:18:24.200 This is the thing. When we I'm assuming we're about 1:18:24.200 --> 1:18:24.920 the same age. 1:18:25.080 --> 1:18:29.080 I'm a twenty five, Yes, so you're speaking about me directly, 1:18:29.120 --> 1:18:29.960 I get a bloody nose. 1:18:30.920 --> 1:18:35.200 Twenty Well, I've minimize them, so they're gonna be fine. 1:18:35.840 --> 1:18:39.200 I think that because of the Internet. Like when we 1:18:39.200 --> 1:18:44.280 were young, we are young. When we were younger, when 1:18:44.360 --> 1:18:49.320 we said something that was wrong, we were corrected immediately, immediately, 1:18:49.360 --> 1:18:51.840 like somebody smarter them, which made us feel like, Okay, 1:18:51.840 --> 1:18:54.560 if I'm going to say something, I should know something about. 1:18:54.240 --> 1:18:56.800 It, right like you do in the real world. Exactly. 1:18:56.880 --> 1:19:00.839 Well, on the in girl worlds, as they say, mean girls, 1:19:02.479 --> 1:19:05.600 you need to make a public statement about everything, and 1:19:05.960 --> 1:19:09.719 people are like you didn't really talk about this? Like what, 1:19:10.479 --> 1:19:14.000 no people didn't like it when we did The Black Box. 1:19:14.400 --> 1:19:16.800 They don't like, we have to listen to people. Why 1:19:16.800 --> 1:19:18.240 don't we stay listening to people? 1:19:19.600 --> 1:19:22.120 Like stop? No, you just have to march forward without 1:19:22.240 --> 1:19:23.080 listening to anybody. 1:19:23.120 --> 1:19:24.599 And that's what a lot of people do, and they're 1:19:24.600 --> 1:19:27.400 really good at it, and some of them are successful. 1:19:26.880 --> 1:19:29.280 Oh, extremely successful. Do you know what I will say 1:19:29.280 --> 1:19:31.720 about teenagers right now? I used to be scared of 1:19:31.760 --> 1:19:33.680 teenagers because I was like, oh, they're cooler than me 1:19:33.800 --> 1:19:35.840 or they know something. In the last like three years, 1:19:35.840 --> 1:19:38.040 I've become scared of them because they're there's a scary 1:19:38.080 --> 1:19:42.360 look in their eyes, especially teenage boys. There's a real 1:19:42.439 --> 1:19:46.760 like lacrosse sex predator looking almost everyone of their eyes 1:19:46.800 --> 1:19:49.040 at this point. Yes, I don't know what's happened. It's trendy, 1:19:49.120 --> 1:19:52.280 well Joe Rogan, Yes, but they've all been turned into 1:19:52.280 --> 1:19:52.760 this death. 1:19:52.840 --> 1:19:55.880 This is the thing they're all. I truly believe that 1:19:56.080 --> 1:19:59.240 every they're all so easily swayed the other way. They 1:19:59.240 --> 1:20:01.800 could easily sway the other way, the wayward wind. 1:20:02.160 --> 1:20:04.040 But how do we get them? We just don't. 1:20:04.080 --> 1:20:05.920 You don't let them know that you're getting them. 1:20:05.960 --> 1:20:06.640 You have to shame them. 1:20:06.840 --> 1:20:09.559 Interesting They all have a kink shame. They all want 1:20:09.560 --> 1:20:11.160 to be everybody wants to be shamed. 1:20:11.760 --> 1:20:14.080 At some level. You want to be shamed. 1:20:13.840 --> 1:20:17.880 At the highest level I think. I think at the 1:20:18.680 --> 1:20:20.600 jujitsal level, it's like that how they want to be. 1:20:20.680 --> 1:20:21.719 We learned through shame. 1:20:21.840 --> 1:20:25.320 Absolutely, people do need to get bullied a little bit. 1:20:25.560 --> 1:20:28.960 I completely agree. I was bullied. I was bullied and 1:20:28.960 --> 1:20:32.960 I bullied right, and you're gonna bully me after this podcast. 1:20:33.080 --> 1:20:35.280 We're going to feel like shit and I want That's 1:20:35.320 --> 1:20:36.160 why I came here. 1:20:37.040 --> 1:20:40.400 But people are not not learning their lessons anymore. 1:20:40.479 --> 1:20:42.880 No, there's no I mean, there are so many lessons 1:20:42.880 --> 1:20:45.679 to learn and simply no one's standing up to anybody. 1:20:45.720 --> 1:20:45.760 No. 1:20:45.920 --> 1:20:47.800 You know who taught me the Sherry Lewis taught me 1:20:47.840 --> 1:20:48.759 a lot of lessons. 1:20:49.200 --> 1:20:53.760 Classic bully sharing. Oh the biggest bully, Lamb Chop was 1:20:53.840 --> 1:20:56.360 kind of a bully I think because she was small. 1:20:57.800 --> 1:20:59.800 It came from insecurity. Absolutely. 1:20:59.840 --> 1:21:02.920 I have found her daughter on TikTok, which I like. 1:21:03.080 --> 1:21:06.840 Sherry Lewis has a daughter, Yeah, and she's half Lamb. 1:21:06.960 --> 1:21:10.280 Now could you imagine there were things going on on 1:21:10.360 --> 1:21:14.439 that s set. Yeah, what is her thing? Is she 1:21:14.479 --> 1:21:15.240 an influencer. 1:21:15.439 --> 1:21:17.519 No, she's just sort of like kind of reliving her 1:21:17.560 --> 1:21:20.200 mother's memory. 1:21:20.200 --> 1:21:20.639 Goodness. 1:21:23.960 --> 1:21:26.320 I have said this once on a podcast before, so 1:21:26.400 --> 1:21:28.400 I really hope. Well it does bear repeating, so I'll 1:21:28.439 --> 1:21:32.479 say it again. When Cherry Lewis died, I did set 1:21:32.560 --> 1:21:35.840 up like a shrine of lambtop things on the room. 1:21:35.920 --> 1:21:40.040 Oh that's so sweet. Do you have a lamb chop stall? 1:21:40.720 --> 1:21:43.800 I did, okay, and like a Charlie Horse. Was that 1:21:43.840 --> 1:21:45.680 one of them I had? Well, I didn't really kind 1:21:45.680 --> 1:21:46.120 of do it well. 1:21:46.160 --> 1:21:49.240 He was a side character, yeah, but he had that 1:21:49.360 --> 1:21:50.640 kind of lacrosse is. 1:21:50.920 --> 1:21:53.200 Yeah, completely. He was kind of the prototype. 1:21:53.320 --> 1:21:56.240 Yes, but yeah I had. I had a pillow that 1:21:56.400 --> 1:21:58.080 I remember that when I was five years old I 1:21:58.160 --> 1:22:00.000 threw up on because my appendix structure. 1:22:00.439 --> 1:22:04.599 Oh my god, you're appendix ruptured at five. It really 1:22:04.680 --> 1:22:06.040 wasn't in for the long call. 1:22:06.400 --> 1:22:08.840 No, No, it actually was kind of in and out. 1:22:08.960 --> 1:22:11.439 I'm out of here. Yeah, I gotta go. I can't 1:22:11.439 --> 1:22:12.200 do this planet. 1:22:12.680 --> 1:22:14.559 But it does save you some weight. It was a 1:22:14.560 --> 1:22:17.040 good way. I was already concerned about it at five. 1:22:17.360 --> 1:22:19.760 So how much does an appendix? Way too much? She 1:22:19.840 --> 1:22:21.920 probably lost a great percentage of weight as a five 1:22:21.960 --> 1:22:24.479 year old. Absolutely, you're like, wow, I really slim down 1:22:24.520 --> 1:22:24.960 this call. 1:22:25.320 --> 1:22:28.479 My BMI is looking amazing. They're like, you're in five 1:22:28.560 --> 1:22:28.920 years old. 1:22:29.200 --> 1:22:35.760 You just lost an organ. Yeah. So, Say Lewis's daughter 1:22:35.800 --> 1:22:38.599 is on TikTok selling all kinds of things. She has 1:22:38.640 --> 1:22:39.520 her own tictalk. 1:22:39.720 --> 1:22:42.040 She hasn't sold anything, right, she's just kind of selling 1:22:42.040 --> 1:22:43.200 the American dream. 1:22:43.360 --> 1:22:47.920 Oh is there any like Oh, politically this could get dicey. No, 1:22:48.240 --> 1:22:52.800 except for the red hair. Oh interesting, if you like glanced, 1:22:52.840 --> 1:22:55.280 you would say, is she wearing a red hat? 1:22:54.800 --> 1:22:55.040 Maybe? 1:22:55.760 --> 1:22:58.360 And I really I feel like that. The tone I'm 1:22:58.360 --> 1:23:00.920 taking is like I'm talking down to her, I'm looking. 1:23:00.720 --> 1:23:03.280 Up to her. She sounds like she's doing she's doing great, 1:23:03.320 --> 1:23:04.200 she's doing pure. 1:23:04.560 --> 1:23:07.800 Yes, she's doing what you'd want Cherry Lewis's daughter to 1:23:07.840 --> 1:23:10.280 do on TikTok. She's doing it right, and she's spreading 1:23:10.320 --> 1:23:11.280 positive message. 1:23:11.439 --> 1:23:15.080 It's lovely. Yeah, thank god Cherry didn't live to see TikTok. 1:23:15.920 --> 1:23:16.920 I think she would have liked it. 1:23:16.960 --> 1:23:21.439 Actually, she's a kind of Republican code Cherry Lewis. Oh, 1:23:21.479 --> 1:23:23.280 I don't want to know this well, And I only 1:23:23.280 --> 1:23:25.679 say that because it's sort of like off brand Sesame Street. 1:23:26.000 --> 1:23:29.799 Oh wow, I've never really put did she start lamb chomps? 1:23:29.840 --> 1:23:34.599 Because she's like Sesame Street is getting too political. They've 1:23:34.600 --> 1:23:36.120 got someone who lives in a garbage can. 1:23:37.120 --> 1:23:40.280 I think maybe? Oh no, I have no idea. 1:23:40.479 --> 1:23:43.280 No, Sherry was a hard leftist. 1:23:43.479 --> 1:23:46.439 Yes, I want to believe that. Yes, I want to 1:23:46.479 --> 1:23:46.960 believe that. 1:23:47.200 --> 1:23:49.600 Yes. I mean she had the animals coming together. 1:23:49.720 --> 1:23:52.080 And they had that song that Never ended all right. 1:23:52.200 --> 1:23:57.120 Which is kind of an equality message, enough song for everyone. 1:23:58.240 --> 1:24:01.680 Yes, that was sort of the drive force behind the 1:24:01.720 --> 1:24:02.719 song that Never ends. 1:24:02.880 --> 1:24:05.160 Good for her from essentially leaving a curse on earth 1:24:05.200 --> 1:24:07.800 with that song, she left something. She left a daughter 1:24:07.800 --> 1:24:12.320 and a curse. Well, I think it's time to play 1:24:12.320 --> 1:24:17.200 a game. I agree. I think let's play Gift Master today. Actually, 1:24:17.240 --> 1:24:18.960 we haven't played this in a while. I need a 1:24:19.080 --> 1:24:22.759 number between one and ten from you. Eight. Okay. Actually 1:24:22.920 --> 1:24:24.519 I'm switching my mind. I want to play gift or 1:24:24.520 --> 1:24:27.040 a Curse, but I'll still use the same number. Okay, 1:24:27.080 --> 1:24:28.479 I have to do some light calcul Oh wait, if. 1:24:28.360 --> 1:24:30.120 It's a different game, I need to give a different number. 1:24:30.160 --> 1:24:31.640 Okay, I do need a different number for me. What 1:24:31.760 --> 1:24:34.160 number would two two? Oh a perfect number for this. 1:24:36.240 --> 1:24:38.000 I need to do some light calculating to get our 1:24:38.040 --> 1:24:40.960 game pieces. Okay, so you can recommend, promote, do whatever 1:24:41.000 --> 1:24:41.960 you want. I'll be right back. 1:24:42.280 --> 1:24:46.760 Okay, great, I don't have anything to promote, actually, but 1:24:46.880 --> 1:24:48.960 you can follow me on Instagram and you can go 1:24:49.200 --> 1:24:52.240 to my medical spot when it opens. And because they 1:24:52.320 --> 1:24:54.640 don't have any sort of medical credentials, I won't be 1:24:54.720 --> 1:24:58.519 performing any of the services, which is a good thing, 1:24:58.720 --> 1:24:59.880 and it is the right thing. 1:25:02.520 --> 1:25:05.240 Okay, that's great. I believe in Utah you don't have 1:25:05.320 --> 1:25:08.519 to have a license to do, to drive, to do 1:25:08.640 --> 1:25:12.880 anything at all. No, to drive, you don't need it. No, 1:25:13.000 --> 1:25:14.840 there's that. I don't know if you watch Housewives of 1:25:14.880 --> 1:25:16.519 Salt Lake City, but one of them owns the Beauty 1:25:16.560 --> 1:25:22.479 Lab and Laser. Oh Gay, right? You think her name's Gay? No, 1:25:22.880 --> 1:25:27.360 Meredith Gay. I don't watch Whitney Whitney Whitney Gay. 1:25:27.840 --> 1:25:30.120 Is that her last name. One of them owns a 1:25:30.200 --> 1:25:31.040 medical spot. 1:25:30.960 --> 1:25:34.000 Correct, Yes, a successful medical spot called Beauty Lab and Laser. 1:25:34.720 --> 1:25:37.799 And I've been there multiple times. I've never gotten a treatment. 1:25:37.920 --> 1:25:39.800 Just when got a picture, well, you get a mint 1:25:39.880 --> 1:25:40.280 at the front. 1:25:40.320 --> 1:25:42.679 They don't even give you a mint. Come on, Beauty Lab, 1:25:43.080 --> 1:25:46.320 I know you're listening. Put some pillow mints up there 1:25:46.400 --> 1:25:47.400 for people to get. 1:25:47.600 --> 1:25:52.280 For passerbys, for me when you're taking your eight flights 1:25:52.840 --> 1:25:53.519 in New York. 1:25:54.280 --> 1:26:00.960 Give I need a lunch, my mint lunch. Okay, we've 1:26:01.000 --> 1:26:03.160 got to stay on task here. I can't get us off. 1:26:04.120 --> 1:26:06.400 I'm gonna name three things. Okay, you're gonna tell me 1:26:06.439 --> 1:26:08.360 if there are a gift or a curse and why. Oh, 1:26:08.960 --> 1:26:10.519 but I'll tell you if you're right or wrong, because 1:26:10.560 --> 1:26:14.719 there are correct answers. Yes, my very clear, very crystal 1:26:15.439 --> 1:26:22.160 number one curse, and I'll tell you why. Okay, I'm ready. 1:26:22.160 --> 1:26:25.639 I'm so sorry. This is from a listener named Kristen. 1:26:25.800 --> 1:26:28.960 Gift or a curse unscented lotion curse? 1:26:29.479 --> 1:26:34.120 Why because the way lotion was developed. It was developed 1:26:34.160 --> 1:26:38.040 because the scent is sort of the best part about it. 1:26:38.160 --> 1:26:43.240 Otherwise it's just goop, right, And I understand that the 1:26:43.360 --> 1:26:47.240 lotion does serve a purpose of sort of moisturizing the skin, 1:26:47.800 --> 1:26:50.760 but it comes at a great cost. And the great 1:26:50.800 --> 1:26:55.519 cost is that it feels awful and it feels like goop. 1:26:56.439 --> 1:26:59.040 And I think that the only way to kind of 1:27:00.520 --> 1:27:05.720 counteract the kind of glop is the scent. Now, the 1:27:05.880 --> 1:27:08.719 scentse do come in kind of different tiers of what's 1:27:08.760 --> 1:27:12.559 sort of acceptable and not. And I think your kind 1:27:12.560 --> 1:27:16.439 of middle ground is coconut, which is polarizing because it 1:27:16.600 --> 1:27:19.920 does sort of go vacation but swears very hard to 1:27:20.840 --> 1:27:21.519 suntan lotion. 1:27:21.760 --> 1:27:21.880 Right. 1:27:21.920 --> 1:27:24.200 People are smelling the beach, people are smelling the pool. 1:27:24.439 --> 1:27:27.880 Yes, but I think your higher tier are your sort 1:27:27.920 --> 1:27:31.560 of special flavors are like your florals. 1:27:31.920 --> 1:27:36.439 Your sun florals are good. Sure, sure, and that's the 1:27:36.720 --> 1:27:40.800 correct answer. Wrong, whoh oh, you don't get the point 1:27:41.000 --> 1:27:43.120 unscented lotion. If I put on a scented lotion, I 1:27:43.200 --> 1:27:46.760 immediately think I am not being and I as you know, 1:27:46.880 --> 1:27:49.720 your business is just about to blossom and we don't 1:27:49.760 --> 1:27:51.880 do lotions, so I'm not But I need you to 1:27:51.960 --> 1:27:55.040 be more of an expert on this head. Okay, when 1:27:55.080 --> 1:27:57.720 I put on a scented lotion, I know I'm not 1:27:57.800 --> 1:28:01.000 getting the moisture I need. I'm putting on a thick perfume. 1:28:01.840 --> 1:28:04.680 I do not want. What's wrong with that? If I 1:28:04.720 --> 1:28:06.719 wanted perfume, I would do a light spritzer. 1:28:06.840 --> 1:28:08.719 Well, do you know that the oils from the lotion 1:28:08.920 --> 1:28:10.839 helped the scent state longer. 1:28:11.160 --> 1:28:12.519 I learned that on TikTok. 1:28:12.640 --> 1:28:16.720 You'll never guess what I learned. So I'm listening, I'm 1:28:16.760 --> 1:28:17.479 just not hearing. 1:28:18.280 --> 1:28:21.240 You know, when I'm at a hotel or at somewhere 1:28:21.280 --> 1:28:24.280 that supplies a lotion, I know I'm in immediate danger 1:28:24.439 --> 1:28:25.960 because I know it's going to have a smell. It'll 1:28:26.000 --> 1:28:28.479 be a floral smell. I'll put it on and it's 1:28:28.600 --> 1:28:34.400 essentially somewhere between water and gak and uh popery. None 1:28:34.439 --> 1:28:37.000 of those things is doing what it needs to moisturize 1:28:37.120 --> 1:28:38.000 my body. 1:28:38.400 --> 1:28:41.759 And so popery the famous moistureiss. 1:28:42.479 --> 1:28:46.599 I'm rubbing into my skin, just dust all over my body. 1:28:46.920 --> 1:28:50.400 Pine Combe, just crack foliator. 1:28:50.800 --> 1:28:52.960 That's not a bad idea. Now again, I could be 1:28:53.000 --> 1:28:55.040 an early investor after cutting the rim. 1:28:55.200 --> 1:28:57.920 It's like an African net sponge. It's a pine cone? 1:28:58.439 --> 1:29:02.120 Is that a real thing? An African nut sponge? Net 1:29:02.560 --> 1:29:05.680 net sponge? Sorry, did you not understand my accent? My 1:29:05.840 --> 1:29:10.760 accent when said African net sponge? Net sponge? Is that 1:29:10.840 --> 1:29:11.679 anything like a loofa? 1:29:12.320 --> 1:29:14.760 It's well, a loofah is sort of like what white 1:29:14.800 --> 1:29:17.880 people started to do when we stopped using the washcloth, 1:29:17.920 --> 1:29:19.760 which I never I will not do. 1:29:21.040 --> 1:29:21.960 I've never started. 1:29:22.200 --> 1:29:25.760 Well, then maybe that's the reason the lotions are so irritating, 1:29:25.880 --> 1:29:28.760 is that you're not kind of scrubbing off the top layer. 1:29:28.840 --> 1:29:29.759 I'm using the lufa. 1:29:30.600 --> 1:29:35.160 Oh boy, that is that's sort of like a disease 1:29:35.240 --> 1:29:39.040 waiting to happen. I think the loofa is so the 1:29:39.120 --> 1:29:42.320 net sponge is in essence to break it down. Is 1:29:42.439 --> 1:29:46.400 like the loofa if it weren't sewn together. Oh so, 1:29:46.479 --> 1:29:49.599 it's like just like like miles and miles of tool 1:29:49.800 --> 1:29:51.599 like tools tools. 1:29:51.640 --> 1:29:55.240 Not a bad idea for a shower tool, No, absolutely 1:29:55.320 --> 1:29:57.639 not a beautiful tool hanging from the side of your shoes. 1:29:57.840 --> 1:30:01.000 I'm distracting you because I'm still not kind of understanding 1:30:01.120 --> 1:30:02.120 you're in immediate danger. 1:30:02.280 --> 1:30:06.519 You're at an hi e holiday and excented lotion, and 1:30:07.200 --> 1:30:09.719 we all have to start with an unscented lotion. I understand, 1:30:09.760 --> 1:30:11.160 what do you stink and you want to smell it 1:30:11.280 --> 1:30:13.720 up with your roses or your sandal woods, But that 1:30:13.840 --> 1:30:20.000 should come as a second layer to the medically dermatology prescribed. 1:30:20.520 --> 1:30:25.439 They don't sense unscented lotion. Is a gift. It's a base, 1:30:26.040 --> 1:30:27.040 it's a foundation. 1:30:27.560 --> 1:30:30.280 What lotion are you using? Vanny cream? 1:30:31.800 --> 1:30:32.240 What is it? 1:30:32.880 --> 1:30:35.760 I mean, I'm going to say that you're scream a veno? No, 1:30:36.120 --> 1:30:36.599 that's fine. 1:30:36.840 --> 1:30:41.320 I Jennifer Aniston has been using it for years. You 1:30:41.439 --> 1:30:44.479 know she's bathing in Yeah, veno and like a vat, 1:30:44.720 --> 1:30:48.280 Yes of a veno? Yes, No, I'm hey, listen, I'm not. 1:30:48.600 --> 1:30:51.439 I don't believe in expensive products. 1:30:51.479 --> 1:30:53.160 Oh a lot of it's I mean, it is a scam, 1:30:53.280 --> 1:30:54.200 so much of us. Listen. 1:30:54.200 --> 1:30:58.040 There's only two different tiers of products, well three free. 1:30:59.439 --> 1:31:03.120 Uh, over the counter and prescription. Yes, And the only thing. 1:31:03.040 --> 1:31:06.360 That works are prescriptions and procedures. So I'm sorry if 1:31:06.400 --> 1:31:09.040 you got it over the counter, lemaire I was used to. 1:31:09.640 --> 1:31:11.880 Here's in a mall, kiosk. Stop it. 1:31:12.160 --> 1:31:15.400 It's in a glass container, you fucking fool. There's mineral 1:31:15.439 --> 1:31:16.920 oil as the first ingredient. 1:31:17.680 --> 1:31:20.800 It's oil. It's all the oil, grease, it's grease, butter, 1:31:20.960 --> 1:31:24.240 it's goop, exactly what I've been saying. But it's scented, right, 1:31:24.560 --> 1:31:26.920 and people fall for and it's French, yes, or at 1:31:26.960 --> 1:31:29.400 least the name is all right. I'm sorry that I 1:31:29.479 --> 1:31:31.720 got that you got it wrong, but don't let that 1:31:31.760 --> 1:31:33.240 shake your confidence too much. 1:31:33.320 --> 1:31:36.880 It hasn't at all. Actually, it's only kind of embolden me. 1:31:37.560 --> 1:31:39.960 I'm ready, okay. The second one is from somebody named 1:31:40.040 --> 1:31:43.240 Olie Gift to a curse, joking to your waiter at 1:31:43.280 --> 1:31:45.160 a restaurant that you did not like a dish that 1:31:45.240 --> 1:31:48.479 you've clearly just devoured. Absolutely, that's a curse. 1:31:48.680 --> 1:31:53.479 Why that is the lowest tier of comedy available of 1:31:53.640 --> 1:31:57.160 going well, I hated it, and then pushing the clean 1:31:57.760 --> 1:31:59.280 plate back. 1:31:59.200 --> 1:31:59.800 To the waiter. 1:32:00.680 --> 1:32:03.960 Oh my god, that is like that for me. When 1:32:03.960 --> 1:32:06.160 I think of that, I think of David and Goliath. 1:32:06.439 --> 1:32:09.040 I am David and I'm taking the sling shot right 1:32:09.240 --> 1:32:12.680 to the head, and I'm dead and I want and 1:32:12.760 --> 1:32:16.240 I want everyone dead. It's I don't, I've it's so terrible. 1:32:16.400 --> 1:32:18.880 If it's been done before, if the joke in the 1:32:18.920 --> 1:32:22.760 bit has been done before, I think maybe let's put 1:32:22.800 --> 1:32:23.479 it to rest. 1:32:25.520 --> 1:32:29.200 You are correct, it's a curse. And I'm looking at 1:32:29.240 --> 1:32:31.640 this from the waiter's perspective. This poor person is just 1:32:31.720 --> 1:32:34.320 trying to do their job, and part of that is 1:32:34.720 --> 1:32:38.600 acting like they enjoy your company. And you're pushing it 1:32:38.720 --> 1:32:40.479 to the limit by telling them that a joke, a 1:32:40.600 --> 1:32:43.320 joke that they have heard a billion times. 1:32:43.600 --> 1:32:47.120 Right, this person should not be subjected to your open mic. 1:32:47.960 --> 1:32:50.000 I have actually wait, I'm going to say something. I'm 1:32:50.000 --> 1:32:51.120 going to give it a disclaimer to that. 1:32:51.160 --> 1:32:51.880 Okay, let's hear it. 1:32:52.080 --> 1:32:55.040 I think it's okay if somebody says that joke ironically. 1:32:55.520 --> 1:32:57.960 But if they say it, but I mean, there's it's 1:32:58.040 --> 1:33:00.800 too quick of an interaction to deal with irony and 1:33:00.920 --> 1:33:01.320 all of this. 1:33:01.920 --> 1:33:04.519 Waiter prompts you with a let me guess you didn't 1:33:04.640 --> 1:33:07.120 like it, then you can hit them with a yeah, 1:33:07.200 --> 1:33:10.759 I hated it. And it's a quick there's there's it's harmless. 1:33:11.240 --> 1:33:14.120 It's a harmless interaction. But I also now I'm on 1:33:14.280 --> 1:33:16.920 your side of it being a curse. But if the 1:33:17.439 --> 1:33:22.400 but I really do feel for the table, right, how shameful? 1:33:22.479 --> 1:33:26.360 Oh so embarrassing, embarrassing never returning to the restaurant with 1:33:26.520 --> 1:33:28.720 that person. At least no, no, no, no, they've been 1:33:28.800 --> 1:33:33.120 excommunicated from the group. That's goodbye. I will work to 1:33:33.160 --> 1:33:36.479 have them banned. Oh yeah, yeah, it's a complete curse. 1:33:36.560 --> 1:33:38.560 And yeah, I think at least letting the waiter be 1:33:38.640 --> 1:33:41.240 in control of this dynamic. They should be in control 1:33:41.320 --> 1:33:45.800 of everything of the country. Yes, I actually kind of 1:33:45.880 --> 1:33:49.479 believe that. Okay, so you've gotten one so far, and 1:33:49.640 --> 1:33:51.439 this is the final one. This is from somebody named 1:33:51.479 --> 1:33:55.920 Mariss gift or a curse writing no caption needed as 1:33:55.960 --> 1:34:01.760 your caption to a picture online, there's a it's a two. 1:34:02.840 --> 1:34:05.560 It's a double edged sword because it's a curse to you, 1:34:05.720 --> 1:34:08.360 and it's a gift to me because I know now. 1:34:08.520 --> 1:34:11.320 And the gift is I know to avoid you, and 1:34:11.479 --> 1:34:17.000 the curse is you have no original thoughts of your own. 1:34:17.479 --> 1:34:22.880 No caption needed. I did a thing. I did a thing. 1:34:23.120 --> 1:34:27.200 Can I just a slight detour? Please? Slight? We haven't 1:34:27.280 --> 1:34:30.280 taken any Yeah. Have you seen the documentary about the 1:34:30.320 --> 1:34:33.760 Gray's Anatomy liar, the writer that was lying about her 1:34:33.920 --> 1:34:36.920 entire life? Oh no, oh, you have to see it. 1:34:37.080 --> 1:34:41.519 It is fascinating. She lied about literally any traumatic event 1:34:41.560 --> 1:34:44.479 you can imagine. She lied about having it from cancer 1:34:44.600 --> 1:34:49.519 to having somebody die in a mass shooting. And her 1:34:49.560 --> 1:34:52.000 name is Rachel Dolza. I mean she's kind of the 1:34:52.080 --> 1:34:56.040 Rachel of the of Medical of Grey's anatom Yeah, but 1:34:56.479 --> 1:34:58.800 I think they show a screenshot of something she did 1:34:59.000 --> 1:35:02.320 that I think was the biggest red flag possible. I 1:35:02.360 --> 1:35:04.040 think it may have been her first her the first 1:35:04.080 --> 1:35:06.040 episode she wrote of Gray's Anatomy or something, and she 1:35:06.120 --> 1:35:10.200 got on Twitter and the first sentence of this tweet. 1:35:10.000 --> 1:35:12.639 Is my nails are like in my palms, they're like bleeding. 1:35:12.800 --> 1:35:20.360 Uh huh. I did a thing. Period. That's or maybe 1:35:20.360 --> 1:35:23.000 it was I wrote a thing. Either way, if I 1:35:23.120 --> 1:35:25.080 had been one of her co workers, I would have 1:35:25.120 --> 1:35:28.840 started telling everyone there's something going with Elizabeth. Yeah, let's 1:35:29.040 --> 1:35:32.040 let's figure this out, because this could be uh rape 1:35:32.640 --> 1:35:36.160 Fanny fast going off. I pull it. The fire alarm 1:35:36.320 --> 1:35:39.280 is off. Absolutely, really I did. I wrote a thing. 1:35:39.400 --> 1:35:41.720 It doesn't matter either, it doesn't matter what the verb 1:35:41.840 --> 1:35:44.599 is there. It's the most insane thing you could possibly write. 1:35:44.680 --> 1:35:46.960 And then, as a professional writer, this person, I mean 1:35:47.040 --> 1:35:48.240 like every element of it was like this. 1:35:48.960 --> 1:35:55.559 Person like your poetic license should be revoked. Absolutely, that's crazy. 1:35:56.000 --> 1:35:59.960 Your is a curse. Yeah, it's a curse. Yeah, And okay, 1:36:00.120 --> 1:36:02.320 so you're saying, but you're saying, no caption needed is 1:36:02.320 --> 1:36:04.320 a gift to you which you have to pick one 1:36:04.360 --> 1:36:05.599 side or the other. Oh curse. 1:36:06.080 --> 1:36:09.200 Okay, I'm seeing like that that the silver lining is 1:36:09.320 --> 1:36:12.200 the gift of that, like I know to just avoid 1:36:12.280 --> 1:36:14.599 this person at all costs, right right. 1:36:15.439 --> 1:36:18.360 Unfortunately, you do not get the point it's a gift 1:36:19.680 --> 1:36:22.479 for reasons that you did outline. Oh okay, I mean 1:36:22.520 --> 1:36:26.439 my finger is floating over mute at all times. The 1:36:26.600 --> 1:36:27.479 list of people I've. 1:36:27.400 --> 1:36:29.920 Muted at this point, I've never muted anyone. Do you 1:36:30.200 --> 1:36:33.360 unfollow No, I kind of suffer you just deal with it, well, 1:36:33.360 --> 1:36:36.720 because I have to know what the other ninety nine 1:36:36.800 --> 1:36:38.640 percent thing, you know. 1:36:39.000 --> 1:36:40.639 I do have a few of those in my feed 1:36:40.680 --> 1:36:41.840 where I'm like, I got to keep an eye. 1:36:42.000 --> 1:36:44.200 I have to keep There are some people that I 1:36:44.479 --> 1:36:47.479 have that I have not unfollowed because I'm keeping tabs 1:36:47.520 --> 1:36:50.599 on them because you can learn, you can grow. Because 1:36:50.640 --> 1:36:52.280 I know the FBI is going to contact me and 1:36:52.360 --> 1:36:54.599 go where what were they doing? And that I can 1:36:54.760 --> 1:36:57.120 have the keys to kind of get them thrown into jail. 1:36:57.280 --> 1:36:59.160 I know that, and so I know that I have 1:36:59.280 --> 1:37:03.160 a kind of social and moral obligation to keep tabs 1:37:03.280 --> 1:37:04.000 on these people. 1:37:04.120 --> 1:37:06.880 Yeah, you say, here's a screenshot I wrote a thing exactly. 1:37:06.920 --> 1:37:07.320 Lock her up. 1:37:07.360 --> 1:37:10.840 Boy, she can't be trusted. She can't be trusted at all, 1:37:11.439 --> 1:37:13.720 and they're like, what that was? Ryan Murphy. 1:37:14.960 --> 1:37:17.479 Throw them in. Ryan Murphy gets on Twitter and says, 1:37:17.600 --> 1:37:20.120 I wrote it. I wrote a thing. That's all I 1:37:20.200 --> 1:37:23.200 want in the world. We're getting there, Ryan, reach out. 1:37:24.320 --> 1:37:27.840 Well you got one out of three okay, bad, not good, 1:37:28.120 --> 1:37:31.840 not good, but room to grow, room to learn, and 1:37:31.960 --> 1:37:34.160 that's all we want out of anyone on this podcast. 1:37:35.880 --> 1:37:37.599 This is the final segment. This is called they said 1:37:37.640 --> 1:37:39.640 no emails people write into I said, no gifts at 1:37:39.680 --> 1:37:42.760 gmail dot com begging for answers. That's all you need 1:37:42.800 --> 1:37:45.599 to know. Can you hope me answer a question? Please? Okay, 1:37:45.720 --> 1:37:50.800 let me get into the doc. Okay, this says dear guest. Now, 1:37:52.000 --> 1:37:53.960 I mean they usually say dear Bridger and guests, so 1:37:54.080 --> 1:37:56.240 this is it sounds like this is can I see 1:37:56.320 --> 1:37:59.920 the laptop? It's for me? No, No, that's for me, actually, 1:38:00.360 --> 1:38:04.840 dear guest. I mean I feel Look, I'm a sensitive person, 1:38:04.960 --> 1:38:06.559 so I'm a little shaken. 1:38:06.600 --> 1:38:06.680 Right. 1:38:07.000 --> 1:38:13.840 That's dear Guests and specifically not Bridger. Okay. It says 1:38:13.920 --> 1:38:16.320 every year my family asks for a list of things 1:38:16.400 --> 1:38:19.360 each family member would like for Christmas, and it always 1:38:19.439 --> 1:38:22.439 feels very impersonal not much thought is put into the 1:38:22.479 --> 1:38:25.280 gifts besides picking something to buy from said list, and 1:38:25.360 --> 1:38:29.000 it feels more like an obligation. This year, I want 1:38:29.040 --> 1:38:32.400 to approach the holidays differently and move away from capitalist 1:38:32.520 --> 1:38:35.639 gift giving. I'm twenty seven, and while there is many 1:38:35.680 --> 1:38:37.439 a thing I would like to get, I feel the 1:38:37.479 --> 1:38:41.320 money spent on gifts could go to better causes like charities. 1:38:41.920 --> 1:38:43.960 How can I convince my family to put their money 1:38:44.000 --> 1:38:46.640 to better use so we can all be more altruistic 1:38:46.760 --> 1:38:54.760 this upcoming holiday season? Yours truly, Lauren in Durham, And again, 1:38:54.840 --> 1:38:56.600 I guess you will have to start. I'm happy to 1:38:57.040 --> 1:39:00.880 provide some information, but Lauren has specifically asked just for yours, 1:39:01.240 --> 1:39:06.519 at least initially. I Lauren from Durham. 1:39:07.080 --> 1:39:11.000 I I like where your heart is at. I think 1:39:11.120 --> 1:39:13.040 kind of suck it up, Buttercup. 1:39:13.320 --> 1:39:14.599 Listen and I don't. 1:39:14.600 --> 1:39:16.240 I don't, I don't know you Wait wait wait, wait wait, 1:39:16.320 --> 1:39:19.080 Lauren lor Lauren, back up, edit this out, no keep it? 1:39:19.120 --> 1:39:22.600 And I want her to note my inner thoughts. I 1:39:23.320 --> 1:39:26.160 think that what I mean, what do you want? 1:39:27.760 --> 1:39:28.559 What do you want? 1:39:28.760 --> 1:39:28.800 Like? 1:39:29.000 --> 1:39:30.879 What do you want? I understand? 1:39:30.920 --> 1:39:34.680 And I'm gonna say this Lauren, I'm gonna I'm iye 1:39:34.720 --> 1:39:37.240 to eye with you right now. I don't like gifts 1:39:38.040 --> 1:39:41.519 either one because a lot of it is just people 1:39:41.640 --> 1:39:44.120 just give you junk to be like I got you junk. 1:39:44.240 --> 1:39:46.680 I'm familiar as you have. 1:39:48.200 --> 1:39:52.920 Open packets of try to and Korean sheet masks in 1:39:53.080 --> 1:39:53.439 front of you. 1:39:53.680 --> 1:39:56.400 But you'll use this will be using and that doesn't 1:39:56.439 --> 1:39:58.600 take up real estate. They will eventually get to be 1:39:58.640 --> 1:40:02.479 thrown away, right and you because you were made into 1:40:02.479 --> 1:40:05.360 a quilt or something. Yes, yes, yes, so. 1:40:05.479 --> 1:40:07.600 I'm with you where it's just like we don't I 1:40:07.640 --> 1:40:10.040 don't need this. I don't need you to go to 1:40:10.240 --> 1:40:14.439 the sharper image and get me like, but it's a wire, 1:40:14.840 --> 1:40:18.080 it keeps on your wires together. I don't I'm with you. 1:40:18.240 --> 1:40:19.040 I don't need that. 1:40:20.640 --> 1:40:25.439 But listen, your family, your parents, they don't have much 1:40:25.760 --> 1:40:28.880 time left, and I just sort of think you have 1:40:29.000 --> 1:40:30.960 to kind of like let them do what they want 1:40:31.040 --> 1:40:31.240 to do. 1:40:33.520 --> 1:40:36.719 Is kind of Lauren. Your family's about to say Lauren 1:40:36.800 --> 1:40:43.280 is a kill joy. She's just making Christmas so boring. Yes, look, 1:40:43.680 --> 1:40:44.920 maybe you do a combination. 1:40:45.360 --> 1:40:46.920 I think that's what I was just going to say, 1:40:47.000 --> 1:40:49.560 a hybrid. Let's say, let's put a price limit on it. 1:40:49.760 --> 1:40:52.280 Yes, price limit. Start from there, and then I'm going 1:40:52.320 --> 1:40:57.559 to give someone the gift of love, friendship. 1:40:57.760 --> 1:41:02.400 Love's people go, here's a gift, and it's like the 1:41:02.600 --> 1:41:06.040 receipt for like I donated to the zoo, Yes, right, Yes, 1:41:07.320 --> 1:41:11.599 my favorite charity the zoo, the Detroit Zoo. 1:41:11.960 --> 1:41:14.080 Yes, have a beautiful water feature. 1:41:14.400 --> 1:41:17.880 Yeah, they do so much for the community question mark. Yeah, 1:41:17.920 --> 1:41:18.559 I love them. 1:41:19.400 --> 1:41:22.000 Yeah, so donate to the zoo. Yeah. I think a 1:41:22.120 --> 1:41:24.120 hybrid where you maybe you do the list of things 1:41:24.160 --> 1:41:27.160 you want and then a list of potential charities, or say, 1:41:27.439 --> 1:41:30.200 maybe we limit it to small businesses. We can only 1:41:30.280 --> 1:41:33.000 buy each other things from local small business. 1:41:32.720 --> 1:41:35.120 Yes, or you know how like in the campaign when 1:41:35.160 --> 1:41:37.640 you buy like campaign merchants actually like a donation to 1:41:37.760 --> 1:41:38.400 the campaign? 1:41:38.840 --> 1:41:41.920 Do they have that for charities? Oh? Probably right? Do 1:41:42.160 --> 1:41:45.880 them oversized t shirt? Yes, I'll fit a tote bag hat. 1:41:46.400 --> 1:41:48.800 Everyone needs a tote bag and an ill fitting hat. 1:41:49.080 --> 1:41:52.560 Water bottle, Oh my god, I could use another, a 1:41:52.640 --> 1:41:55.080 keychain do that? That's not ask for that? 1:41:55.479 --> 1:41:57.040 Why don't you be the change you want to see 1:41:57.040 --> 1:42:00.240 in the world and ask for literally your donat the 1:42:00.320 --> 1:42:01.920 donation and then your. 1:42:01.840 --> 1:42:04.960 Family members may follow your lead unless you're the one 1:42:05.000 --> 1:42:06.560 that they don't like already. Well, here's the thing it 1:42:06.600 --> 1:42:06.840 would be. 1:42:06.960 --> 1:42:10.000 It's gonna be so self righteous that you show up 1:42:10.040 --> 1:42:13.120 to Christmas and somebody's like, I got a Nintendo DS, 1:42:13.800 --> 1:42:15.719 and then another person is like, I got a seventy 1:42:15.760 --> 1:42:18.120 four inch TV, and you turn to them with a 1:42:18.200 --> 1:42:23.360 little envelope and go I asked mother and father to 1:42:23.600 --> 1:42:29.080 donate to the Little Sisters of the Poor. You selfish bit. 1:42:29.560 --> 1:42:32.000 I'd love to be playing Mario right now, but I 1:42:32.280 --> 1:42:35.880 have to contact the Little Sisters of the Poor. Maybe 1:42:36.000 --> 1:42:39.880 sometime you can show me a TV show because I 1:42:39.960 --> 1:42:45.280 donated mine and I don't have nothing. Can I get 1:42:45.280 --> 1:42:50.240 a ride home? Lauren, You're so lucky that I even 1:42:50.479 --> 1:42:52.680 chipped in here. I mean, I had no reason to 1:42:52.720 --> 1:42:55.720 give you any advice. I'm so rude. Don't write back in. 1:42:55.920 --> 1:42:56.639 It was crazy. 1:42:57.000 --> 1:42:59.000 She and you know what, for someone who didn't want anything, 1:42:59.040 --> 1:43:00.320 she did kind of want our time. 1:43:00.520 --> 1:43:03.080 She wanted attention. She obviously wanted to be seen as 1:43:03.120 --> 1:43:06.439 a good person, which she clearly isn't. No, she listens 1:43:06.479 --> 1:43:12.920 to this podcast, She's a rotten egg. No bad news, Lauren. Sorry, 1:43:13.240 --> 1:43:18.280 Merry Christmas, Happy holidays. Your family is going to be pissed. Well, 1:43:18.320 --> 1:43:21.200 we answered it perfectly, absolutely perfectly, And now I've got 1:43:21.280 --> 1:43:24.040 gum for days. This can go in my car. I 1:43:24.040 --> 1:43:25.040 won't go in my bags. 1:43:25.200 --> 1:43:26.080 It'll molk gry. 1:43:26.240 --> 1:43:30.920 Yes, oh it'll go with my freezer. Oh yeah, please 1:43:30.960 --> 1:43:33.680 beg your freezer. It'll melt. That's a new trend I 1:43:33.760 --> 1:43:37.519 got that could start dry yogurt kind of like I 1:43:37.800 --> 1:43:41.160 just its like nobody carring, nobody cares about, like your 1:43:41.200 --> 1:43:43.240 gut floor and anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, 1:43:43.360 --> 1:43:47.599 no one cares. Let it die, no, let it die. 1:43:48.000 --> 1:43:52.280 No awful? Oh on, at least we forgot to play 1:43:52.320 --> 1:43:53.920 your version of Gift a Curse today. But I think 1:43:53.920 --> 1:43:56.960 we've gone. We've probably got enough audio here. We'll play 1:43:56.960 --> 1:43:59.360 it another time. We have two hours. I couldn't. 1:43:59.439 --> 1:44:01.320 It's my it's my fault that this went so long. 1:44:01.360 --> 1:44:01.920 I didn't stop. 1:44:02.000 --> 1:44:03.880 Adam called me before the show and said, don't let 1:44:03.920 --> 1:44:07.080 on Alis, do think of your coast today. I can't. 1:44:07.160 --> 1:44:09.280 I don't have the strength or the patient. Now is 1:44:09.400 --> 1:44:12.719 Adam undermining you? Is it me? Or is it Adam? 1:44:12.920 --> 1:44:17.320 It's everyone. I can't trust anyone in my life of thinking. 1:44:17.360 --> 1:44:20.760 If you were sick, you've sort of been around him, 1:44:21.120 --> 1:44:24.559 so there's bound to be a fuel share of I'm 1:44:24.560 --> 1:44:26.519 looking for a room. That's what I'm saying, and I 1:44:26.640 --> 1:44:27.200 hope I get it. 1:44:27.560 --> 1:44:32.000 Congratulations on the new podcast, Adam, Thank you, please enjoy it. No, 1:44:32.160 --> 1:44:34.200 I've got I'm so thrilled to become a new person 1:44:34.280 --> 1:44:37.400 with all these products and then come to your place 1:44:37.479 --> 1:44:40.400 to have all of the damage fixed after this causes 1:44:40.479 --> 1:44:43.840 perfect yes, uh scarring. That's how we go. This is 1:44:44.200 --> 1:44:44.960 how you get people in. 1:44:45.240 --> 1:44:47.559 You create the problem, and then you solve it by 1:44:47.600 --> 1:44:48.559 creating a new problem. 1:44:49.560 --> 1:44:52.000 That's the cycle. I've had such a wonderful time with 1:44:52.040 --> 1:44:54.160 you here to me too. Thank you for being here 1:44:54.760 --> 1:44:58.800 and listener, the podcast is over. My voice basically made it. 1:44:59.000 --> 1:45:01.280 You've gone just a I was smoking the whole time. 1:45:01.720 --> 1:45:03.920 Isn't that an image? Isn't that a pretty image? Me 1:45:04.160 --> 1:45:06.439 just lighting up cigarette after cigarette while I record a 1:45:06.479 --> 1:45:11.759 podcast while my guests can't smoke. That'll be the next episode. Okay, 1:45:11.800 --> 1:45:19.519 it's over, I love you, goodbye, I said. No Gifts 1:45:19.600 --> 1:45:23.360 is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on 1:45:23.479 --> 1:45:27.400 Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolladay. 1:45:28.040 --> 1:45:31.400 The theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann and 1:45:31.520 --> 1:45:34.400 we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You 1:45:34.760 --> 1:45:37.840 must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts, 1:45:37.880 --> 1:45:39.599 that's where you're going to see pictures of all these 1:45:39.720 --> 1:45:42.400 wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see 1:45:42.439 --> 1:45:48.840 the gifts line? Man? Did you hear? Thot? A man? 1:45:49.000 --> 1:45:56.880 Myself perfectly clear? But you're I guess, Tom, you gotta 1:45:57.000 --> 1:46:02.800 come to me empty? And I said, no, guest, your 1:46:02.840 --> 1:46:05.280 own presence is presents in love. 1:46:06.400 --> 1:46:11.000 I already had too much stuff, So how do you 1:46:11.320 --> 1:46:13.320 dare to surbey me