Speaker 1: Have you ever worked on a farm?
Speaker 2: No? I no, no, no, you were.
Speaker 1: Not gonna think about it for a second, and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna try to stretch something.
Speaker 3: Maybe I had an ant that had horses, okay, and
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 1: Do you like horses?
Speaker 2: I love horses. I love horses.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: But that's it. That's where it starts and ends for me.
Speaker 4: Now, did you when you were a kid in school,
Speaker 4: did you ever it's just, oh man, this is going
Speaker 4: to be such a Connecticut thing. Did you ever take
Speaker 4: field trips to like farms to milk cows and stuff
Speaker 4: like that?
Speaker 1: Is that not a California thing?
Speaker 2: That wasn't for me?
Speaker 3: Okay, I know I can't remember where I have milk
Speaker 3: to cow like I've felt, you know, the the utter.
Speaker 1: You grab the tea, you grab the tea. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is my cousin now lives on a beautiful
Speaker 3: farm in West Virginia. And when I went to visit her,
Speaker 3: she was out on the pasture milking her cow, and I.
Speaker 1: Was you didn't help? What do you?
Speaker 2: It was just so cool.
Speaker 3: It was such a great, like awesome scene that she
Speaker 3: has just completely dove into living off of the land
Speaker 3: and raising chickens and turkeys and pigs and everything, and
Speaker 3: it's just so different than what she grew up here
Speaker 3: in southern California.
Speaker 2: So I love that about her, but that's probably as
Speaker 2: far as so.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lean on my cousin Leah and pretend, pretend
Speaker 3: that I have someone done that, because it has not
Speaker 3: been my life.
Speaker 4: I've miilked a cow, I've grabbed the teat and it
Speaker 4: brought me closer to nature.
Speaker 1: That's all I have to say about that rewind show.
Speaker 4: You want to your friends, your pj's and your popcorn
Speaker 4: and go back to a time when all the houses
Speaker 4: were smart, the waves.
Speaker 1: Tsunamis and the high school's musical.
Speaker 2: I'm Wilford Dell and I'm Sabrina Bryan.
Speaker 1: It's time to get utterly spoiled. Thank you.
Speaker 4: I'll be here all week as this week's magical Rewind
Speaker 4: is all about the two thousand and six Disney Channel
Speaker 4: original movie cow Bells, and it's very important to notice
Speaker 4: that the Bells is spelled b E L L E s.
Speaker 1: Cow is spelled regularly, though they didn't change that. This
Speaker 1: movie was.
Speaker 4: Inspired by the hit Fox reality show of two thousand
Speaker 4: and three, The Simple Life starring Los Angeles socialized Paris
Speaker 4: Hilton and Nicole Richie, where the two spoiled rats before
Speaker 4: their own fame, left their lives of luxury to take
Speaker 4: a job on a farm and admit things like they
Speaker 4: thought Walmart sold walls. It was a tough one, yes,
Speaker 4: watching that show as a kid, I'm not even kid.
Speaker 4: Just when I was younger, I was like, there might
Speaker 4: be no hope.
Speaker 3: For us, but also pretty fun. They got themselves in
Speaker 3: quite a bit of trouble on that good they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This movie was watched by five point eight million viewers
Speaker 4: during its premiere in March of two thousand and six,
Speaker 4: and would later get a DVD release in June. It
Speaker 4: had a rumored budget of five million dollars, which is
Speaker 4: a lot for Disney Channel movie and was filmed in
Speaker 4: wait for it, Toronto, Canada, and like many of the
Speaker 4: movies we've watched so far, thanks to the movie stars,
Speaker 4: it has its own Disney slash Hollywood Record tie ins,
Speaker 4: of course, which we'll get into later. There is another
Speaker 4: movie now called Material Girls that came out several months later,
Speaker 4: starring the sister's Duff so different version has a very
Speaker 4: similar plot line, so this might be kind of like
Speaker 4: a volcano Dante's Peak kind of thing and or see
Speaker 4: or I would go armaged and deep impact. There are many,
Speaker 4: many possibilities either way. Cow Bells is currently on Disney
Speaker 4: Plus to watch, so you can go and check it
Speaker 4: out now, or just stay with us and listen in.
Speaker 1: It's up to you. We're we're really not going to
Speaker 1: stress about it.
Speaker 4: Had you seen or heard of Cowbells for our homework
Speaker 4: assignment this week?
Speaker 3: I have not, but I was excited because I know
Speaker 3: and have experienced quite a bit of my own Ali
Speaker 3: and Aj experiences as far as their music, So I
Speaker 3: was excited to see. I haven't seen a lot of
Speaker 3: the acting that they've done, and I love them together.
Speaker 3: They are a really cute little couple together. You know,
Speaker 3: they're a very good ying and ye yeah, good tea.
Speaker 2: So I was excited to see what this whole movie
Speaker 2: was about.
Speaker 4: I also obviously did not know anything about cow Bells
Speaker 4: and went in with my eyes wide open.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: Just for the record, but before we get that Catilian
Speaker 4: dress altered, why don't we jump in with our synopsis.
Speaker 4: Two spoiled sisters are forced to work in the family
Speaker 4: dairy business when their father takes a surprise trip off
Speaker 4: the grid for a really, really, really weird reason.
Speaker 1: But when someone.
Speaker 4: Empties the company's bank accounts, they must track down the culprit,
Speaker 4: which they don't actually do and save the business.
Speaker 1: Early thoughts, what'd you think of the film?
Speaker 3: I was confused right from the start a dad leaving
Speaker 3: two teenagers with just their nanny slash house.
Speaker 4: Keeper when one of the daughters is having her katillion
Speaker 4: mind you.
Speaker 3: Right over a really big night for one of the daughters,
Speaker 3: as also one's just starting to drive. I mean, this
Speaker 3: just seemed like the worst time for a dad, a
Speaker 3: single dad, even to leave the family behind and not
Speaker 3: be able to be traced. That drove me crazy. I
Speaker 3: will say, I'm gonna, I'm probably, I'm no, We're not
Speaker 3: talking about the rest of the movie, but that drove
Speaker 3: me crazy throughout the movie that he was just nowhere
Speaker 3: to be found.
Speaker 4: You could go to a base in Antarctica and still
Speaker 4: get a phone call.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and I realized this is two thousand and six. Still,
Speaker 2: but still, you've got.
Speaker 3: Two teenagers who aren't always the brightest crans in the box.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, and you're just okay with leaving them no, sir, No, sir,
Speaker 3: let's rethink, Yes, sir, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: This was not my favorite movie. I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 4: They are great, adorable, clearly stars, clearly talented. Absolutely you
Speaker 4: could see them sparkle on the screen. You know they
Speaker 4: work well together. The acting was very, very good. This
Speaker 4: story made no sense to me. We'll get into some
Speaker 4: of the plot holes that are big enough to drive
Speaker 4: the entire herd of cattle through. These plot holes, very
Speaker 4: very big. So anyway, as we were saying, the movie
Speaker 4: is a vehicle for sisters and Disney stars. Now their
Speaker 4: full names are actually Alison Michaka and a Man of Michoaca,
Speaker 4: but collectively, of course, they are known as Ali and AJ.
Speaker 1: This was their first movie together.
Speaker 4: They are a pop duo who are signed to Disney's
Speaker 4: Hollywood Records back in two thousand and five. But on
Speaker 4: the acting side, Ali was the star of Phil the
Speaker 4: Future and then Start in dcom Now You See It.
Speaker 4: She would also appear in the CW drama series Hellcats,
Speaker 4: Ay Zombie and the movie a movie I recently referenced
Speaker 4: here on Magical rewind easy a. Also Gary Marsh, former
Speaker 4: Disney Channel president, said that he originally offered the role of.
Speaker 1: Hannah Montana to Ali.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Amazing sister AJ has been seen in Peter Jackson movies
Speaker 4: The Lovely Bones, Super Eight, The Goldbergs, and it's been
Speaker 4: off schooled. And for the gossip heads out there, she
Speaker 4: is a former girlfriend to Joe Jonas, who I believe
Speaker 4: is one of the Hanson brothers.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong?
Speaker 3: You are wrong and incorrect, and we must say it correctly.
Speaker 3: It's from the Jonas brothers. We do not want any
Speaker 3: haters out there because we love them.
Speaker 1: They're great.
Speaker 4: Ali and Aj have released a handful of albums together
Speaker 4: and in twenty nineteen they said they were developing a
Speaker 4: cow Bells sequel cow Bells two. This time it's col Flatulence.
Speaker 4: I'm kidding, that's not the name of it at all,
Speaker 4: peck way what.
Speaker 1: They have since.
Speaker 4: Dropped the idea though, and even recently called the movie
Speaker 4: cringe and they did not love the end result, so
Speaker 4: even they were not huge fans of this film. Veteran
Speaker 4: actor Jack Coleman plays their dad, Read Callum the irresponsible
Speaker 4: father I think we've ever seen in Disney Channel. You
Speaker 4: might recognize him from his lead role on Heroes. Michael
Speaker 4: Travino is the love interest and the cow birther Jackson Meade.
Speaker 4: And you might know Michael from his time on Vampire
Speaker 4: Diaries as the Dreamy I'm reading this directly from the
Speaker 4: notes Dreamy Tyler Lockwood. Christian Seratos plays Heather Perez, a
Speaker 4: poorly explained friend to the sisters, but Christian is best
Speaker 4: known as Rosita on The Walking Dead. The movie runs
Speaker 4: ninety one minutes. We are oh so close, painfully one
Speaker 4: minute above the target. Oh We're gonna get there someday.
Speaker 4: It was directed by Francine McDougal, who was also behind
Speaker 4: the two thousand and one cheerleader crime movie Sugar and
Speaker 4: Spice and another dcom that I think we're gonna get
Speaker 4: to in the very near future, Go Figure. It was
Speaker 4: written by Even Stevens and Alex Mackrider, Matt Dearborn, and
Speaker 4: the d com daddy himself, Stu Krieger, friend of the Pod.
Speaker 4: Let's start off with the soundtrack because the music was obviously,
Speaker 4: when you've got two stars like this in your movie,
Speaker 4: the music is going to be very important. Like I mentioned,
Speaker 4: Ali and Aj were a musical act as well. They
Speaker 4: were signed to Disney Hollywood Record so obviously including one
Speaker 4: of their songs in the movie was going to happen.
Speaker 1: It was called On the Ride.
Speaker 4: There was also a music video for the song that
Speaker 4: was played ad nauseum on the Disney Channel and then
Speaker 4: incorporated scenes from the movie. Also, I want to make
Speaker 4: sure that no one missed that, yes, there was, in
Speaker 4: fact a Sca song.
Speaker 2: Yes there was.
Speaker 4: God has become a dcom tradition where, for some reason,
Speaker 4: I must be just a sign of the times we
Speaker 4: got to throw in a Scott's song.
Speaker 3: I would say scott was kind of on its way out,
Speaker 3: if not already by two thousand and six, it was not.
Speaker 3: It was not the time of you know Brink in
Speaker 3: the other movies that we've covered so.
Speaker 4: Far at that's right, Yeah, Brink was what ninety seven, seventh.
Speaker 3: Ninety seven, ninety eight, and by two thousand and six,
Speaker 3: I would start to say Disney starting to age themselves
Speaker 3: on like the coolness and the hottest music because God
Speaker 3: was on its.
Speaker 2: Way out at that point.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense, but still it's still in there,
Speaker 1: but it's.
Speaker 2: Still in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 2: I liked the song. It was during the.
Speaker 1: Kadillion, right, yes, I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I noticed it.
Speaker 4: But two other original songs made for the movie weren't
Speaker 4: made by the sisters. It's All Good Now and Beat
Speaker 4: the Band were both not great, so they were they
Speaker 4: were in there as well. And you you mentioned I
Speaker 4: was going to ask you this question, but you mentioned
Speaker 4: at the top you are very familiar with Ali and
Speaker 4: AJ's music.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah. They were on tour with us for a while.
Speaker 3: The the first tour we did was a Christmas tour
Speaker 3: and they were on tour with us then.
Speaker 2: And you know, great girls, so talented.
Speaker 3: They both sing, they both sing, also play their own instruments.
Speaker 3: I went on their Instagram. They are still out there
Speaker 3: killing it. They were just here at the Greek Theater
Speaker 3: in September. Okay, so they are still doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm playing the Greek They're still still out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they looks like they're really He's still killing it.
Speaker 3: And Ali's pregnant, so that is I mean, I just
Speaker 3: it's so crazy because we knew each other when we
Speaker 3: were so young, and now she's about to be a
Speaker 3: mama bear, and I'm just.
Speaker 2: So proud and excited for her. That is, that's so exciting.
Speaker 2: So shout out to your little little one on the way.
Speaker 1: Congratulations.
Speaker 4: I hope you are better parents than the dad in
Speaker 4: this movie.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she learned that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she will.
Speaker 4: The movie's original working title was Dairy Girls, and though
Speaker 4: Cowbells isn't quite as off the mark as prompak, I
Speaker 4: frankly think dairy Girls is better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah, because there's also there's one cow
Speaker 1: in the movie.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's a I think it's safe to say
Speaker 3: she was a major cow, right, But.
Speaker 1: There's one cow.
Speaker 4: Actually, the cow is played by an actress named Beth Steeple,
Speaker 4: who would be I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm just making things up as we go. It's just
Speaker 1: a cop.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you make me freak out looking at my notes, going,
Speaker 3: I did not read this before.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It was actually just a copt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just a cow.
Speaker 3: But I mean dairy girls that the main part of
Speaker 3: it was about their their father's company, you know, so
Speaker 3: that would make a lot like sense. We talk about
Speaker 3: dairy throughout the film, not as much as.
Speaker 1: And I get the bells and the bells of the ball,
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 4: I frankly think Dairy Girls is better, but this might
Speaker 4: be a good time since we were talking about the cow.
Speaker 1: Yes, the birth scene.
Speaker 4: Where the cow clearly gives birth to another cow that's
Speaker 4: already fourteen years old.
Speaker 1: And just covered in nastiness, and it was.
Speaker 2: The fastest birthing. I mean, I will not say that.
Speaker 3: I am a professional and have seen many of cowbirths,
Speaker 3: but it does seem like it was a little rush.
Speaker 3: And you know, when I've seen it on other shows,
Speaker 3: they you know, they show the people that are helping
Speaker 3: the cow, they're like sleeping with them in their little areas.
Speaker 4: And sometimes they have to turn it in mash. They
Speaker 4: had to put their hands in the and turn the
Speaker 4: tower around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that.
Speaker 3: Is obviously way too much for the channel. I thought
Speaker 3: that would have been just ridiculous.
Speaker 2: But it did feel a little rushed.
Speaker 3: And like you said, just so much happening with that
Speaker 3: little not infant cow.
Speaker 1: And then it comes out.
Speaker 4: It's covered they obviously covered in jelly and slime and
Speaker 4: all this time, and the first thing she does is
Speaker 4: hugs it.
Speaker 1: And kisses it and kisses it.
Speaker 3: I know, it's ooh, she has really become one with
Speaker 3: the farm, what with the farm, with that kiss of
Speaker 3: the nasty.
Speaker 4: Little baby calf, little calf kiss. Yeah yeah, yeah too much.
Speaker 4: So to kick off the movie, we meet the spoiled,
Speaker 4: rich but very well intentioned Callum sisters, whose widow father
Speaker 4: owns the Calum Dairy, a massive milk and yogurt company.
Speaker 4: Taylor has just gotten her driver's license after many many failures,
Speaker 4: and to celebrate, they take a trip to the mall,
Speaker 4: but they accidentally leave a towel on a stove and
Speaker 4: start the house on fire.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: The furious father then comes back and decides to teaching responsibility.
Speaker 4: They're going to work at the dairy for their first job.
Speaker 1: Ever. They're bumped and they're clearly very sheltered.
Speaker 4: But no matter what they do, it's not as stupid
Speaker 4: a plan as what actually happens to the dad next, which, again,
Speaker 4: this is where you've already kind of lost me at
Speaker 4: this point. So they've they've shown that they're completely irresponsible,
Speaker 4: they've burned down the house. He brings them to the
Speaker 4: to the dairy to start their first day at work,
Speaker 4: and then decides it's the perfect time to take an
Speaker 4: off the grid trip.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm top. Where are you going, sir? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why to find a rare butterfly that his partner.
Speaker 4: Sets him up with this trip, And it's like, there's
Speaker 4: so much wrong with this.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, where it's okay, let's start.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you this question right right from the jump,
Speaker 4: did you how now I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Get a phrase it that way, I'm in a phrase
Speaker 1: it this way?
Speaker 4: How many nano seconds was the partner on screen before
Speaker 4: you went that's the bad guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know, I know, it's perfectly cast
Speaker 3: right right seconds?
Speaker 1: I was like, who would trust? This guy?
Speaker 3: Look like an evil little man right from the beginning,
Speaker 3: not looking like as somebody I want to trust with anything, right, yea,
Speaker 3: let alone, that's what I who I would assume. The
Speaker 3: dad was kind of thinking, you know, my best friend's
Speaker 3: going to be still here to handle the business, my kids,
Speaker 3: you know all that, but it's still.
Speaker 1: Just like there's literally still a.
Speaker 4: Massive amount of fire damage in their home right that
Speaker 4: hasn't been repaired yet.
Speaker 1: Somebody's got to watch over the repairs for that.
Speaker 4: Your daughter's katillion, which is the most important thing in
Speaker 4: her life, also coming up right now, right, and he
Speaker 4: knows that perfect time to go butterfly vacationing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yikes, very strict, I know.
Speaker 4: Just as predictably the girls hate working at the dairy
Speaker 4: Courtney drops her cell phone and the yogurt has to
Speaker 4: call it to find it where it is on the
Speaker 4: conveyor line, they trip and they cover themselves in blueberries.
Speaker 4: Lots of little fun, little high jinks of them, because
Speaker 4: they're very personable.
Speaker 2: Well like I love lucy moments.
Speaker 3: They felt like to me, I thought they were cute,
Speaker 3: and you know, I was waiting for the chocolates to
Speaker 3: start going in their mouth down the conveyor belt like
Speaker 3: it was super cute.
Speaker 2: I thought that was that was fun to watch.
Speaker 4: They did, and they played it well. Again, they're little
Speaker 4: beats of slipping and covering themselves and stuff, and they're
Speaker 4: very funny while they're doing it, So you know, that
Speaker 4: was fun to watch. But the premise of getting them
Speaker 4: there with their dad leaving them was very strange to me.
Speaker 4: Their new fellow coworkers hate them immediately. I think they're
Speaker 4: stuck up, but they're so cool. One lady and one
Speaker 4: guy who they call uncle somebody and aunt somebody who
Speaker 4: are very nice and she also the woman that they
Speaker 4: like fronts the dairy band, of dairy band that plays
Speaker 4: while they eat their lungs, they eat their lunch. This
Speaker 4: was also strange to me, not that there was a
Speaker 4: dairy band that could totally happen. I see that there's
Speaker 4: companies that I'll have to in house band, No problem
Speaker 4: with that whatsoever.
Speaker 1: But why do you have these two Disney Channel stars
Speaker 1: that you hired because they're musical, and not ever get
Speaker 1: them up with the band.
Speaker 3: So that's what I kept waiting for the whole movie.
Speaker 3: Mag You I enjoy they're great performers. I was waiting
Speaker 3: for them, you know, not knowing again, never seeing this movie,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, Okay, so at some point, they're gonna take
Speaker 3: over this band, give it a little vava.
Speaker 1: Voom and go raise money for the dairy.
Speaker 2: Make the band something that's gonna gonna make.
Speaker 3: They're gonna do a big event and it's gonna be
Speaker 3: a fundraiser to save the local dail.
Speaker 1: I mean, and they were gonna call the band the
Speaker 1: Cowbells or something like that. I thought the same thing.
Speaker 2: That's where I thought Cowboys was.
Speaker 3: I really was, And to be honest, I was kind
Speaker 3: of disappointed that there was never like you said, there
Speaker 3: are two really good musical girls as the frontliners of this.
Speaker 2: Movie starring in it.
Speaker 3: How are we not seeing them do what so many
Speaker 3: of their fans know they do so well?
Speaker 1: Exactly, but I know it was.
Speaker 4: It's like hiring two of the best jugglers in the
Speaker 4: world and they work at a company that has a
Speaker 4: juggling team, and you never show them juggling. Hey, I've
Speaker 4: never said juggling that many times by life and b
Speaker 4: I don't know why. That's the analogy I came up with.
Speaker 4: But it worked.
Speaker 2: But it worked, but it works. It is perfect. It works.
Speaker 2: It is perfect.
Speaker 4: Aally, aj please somebody throw them some batons and let
Speaker 4: them start juggling.
Speaker 1: While the dad has gone.
Speaker 4: We learned that somebody has been draining off money from
Speaker 4: the company.
Speaker 2: Who to thunk it, it was the weird little man.
Speaker 4: We knew it, I know, But of course he comes
Speaker 4: in and instantly blames the dad. Your dad's an evil criminal.
Speaker 4: Look at all the money he's stealing, and we're gonna
Speaker 4: lose all this stuff. Now, everybody's like, wait a second,
Speaker 4: your evil Jim, And we know how good this company is,
Speaker 4: and look at you little man.
Speaker 1: You've got to be the bad guy. Yes, but the
Speaker 1: girls obviously don't believe them.
Speaker 4: They think something's up, so they they don't even sneak
Speaker 4: into his office. They go to his office to ask
Speaker 4: him something and he's gone. I don't believe he ever
Speaker 4: comes back. No, that was it, And they find a
Speaker 4: picture in the garbage can that their dad had just
Speaker 4: given them that was broken.
Speaker 1: So that's how they know he was the bad guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was that was a.
Speaker 1: Broken picture, could have fallen off the wall.
Speaker 3: They they mentioned it later that he had their dad
Speaker 3: had just given him that picture, right, and that was it.
Speaker 2: I mean, that was all they needed it.
Speaker 1: There's no let's look into the finances. There's no we
Speaker 1: found this or these receipts or this thing on the computer.
Speaker 1: They set them both up to where while that's true
Speaker 1: that they're socialites and they are very conceited into themselves
Speaker 1: into that, they also went out of their way to
Speaker 1: make sure that we knew they were smart. One of
Speaker 1: them was very good with.
Speaker 2: Math, the other one was good with computers.
Speaker 1: Right, none of that comes into play.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's a possibility that maybe in the
Speaker 3: original a little script, there was a scene where you
Speaker 3: see AJ's character trying to find something. I just want
Speaker 3: to believe it because AJ's character was Courtney the sister.
Speaker 3: She got a couple of opportunities to talk about her
Speaker 3: numbers and how she was really good with Matt. Right,
Speaker 3: they never showed Courtney's abilities on the.
Speaker 4: Computer at all, and how and what a great way
Speaker 4: to show her ability. Hey, court come here for a second.
Speaker 4: I think I found something, but I can't get into
Speaker 4: this stupid computer. And she hit somebody. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 4: It turns out that the bad guy is the bad guy.
Speaker 4: But nope, they found just a picture. So Taylor now
Speaker 4: knows what they need to do. They need to save
Speaker 4: the dairy and figure out who really stole the money. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they don't ever actually figure out who really stole the money.
Speaker 4: They just all say it's the bad guy. But that's
Speaker 4: it that they don't find anything. They just know it's
Speaker 4: the bad guy. So Taylor has really changed at this
Speaker 4: point and is starting on her path to becoming a
Speaker 4: better human being. Courtney hasn't changed it all. She's got
Speaker 4: her cotillion coming up and she has been alloted twenty
Speaker 4: thousand dollars. That's just her section with like four other girls,
Speaker 4: so you figure they're all putting in twenty grand I'm
Speaker 4: no math wizard, but that sounds like a lot of
Speaker 4: money to me, and she doesn't want to give it
Speaker 4: to the family business. Now, I kind of see what
Speaker 4: they were talking about when they wrote her character this way,
Speaker 4: where it's also like, wait a second, you, as my
Speaker 4: older sister, got to have your cotillion. You had the
Speaker 4: twenty thousand dollars, but now that it's my turn, I
Speaker 4: have to be the good person and give all my
Speaker 4: money away and not have the cotillion.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, not cool.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: I'm glad they wrote that in because I thought the
Speaker 4: same thing. I get that. But Courtney says, hey, it's
Speaker 4: an emergency. She's like, no, I don't care. I don't
Speaker 4: want to have anything to do this. So she tricks
Speaker 4: her sister into leaving a meeting to go get her
Speaker 4: cell phone and then gives away her sister's money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Harsh has a bold move, bold move, Taylor.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, dick old, I mean, come on.
Speaker 3: I mean, I yes, but but yeesh, I know, I know, and.
Speaker 2: Look, I get it. It's her cotillion.
Speaker 3: I've seen it personally happen with weddings with families, you know.
Speaker 3: With my I had so many friends that I was
Speaker 3: a part of their wedding. And money's always such a
Speaker 3: big issue, and like they kept saying over and over,
Speaker 3: things are so expensive, especially when you're trying to do
Speaker 3: them nice. But at this point, Taylor's seeing that this farm,
Speaker 3: the mill is suffering. The people in the mill are suffering.
Speaker 3: They can't It's not about whether they can have a party.
Speaker 3: It's about whether they can eat, provide.
Speaker 1: Food for their kids, keep their home, you know.
Speaker 3: And I felt bad, but not really. I was kind
Speaker 3: of like, this is what needs to happen. Buckle up,
Speaker 3: let's forget that.
Speaker 4: But I did not like what they were doing with
Speaker 4: her character at Courtney's character, and I think because they
Speaker 4: have her kind of change that she doesn't change. Then
Speaker 4: she gets into fight, then she doesn't change. It would
Speaker 4: have been better for the care character if it was
Speaker 4: Taylor saying to her, I'm not going to tell you
Speaker 4: what to do, but this is what needs to be done.
Speaker 4: And it's Courtney who comes to the realization, no, you're right,
Speaker 4: we need to save these people.
Speaker 2: Like she did. In the end, you would have wanted
Speaker 2: it to happen earlier.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wanted to change a little bit because Okay,
Speaker 4: so both girls through all this stuff. Now they're in
Speaker 4: a fight, obviously because she gave away all of her katillion.
Speaker 2: Money that nasty note in the bathroom that oh that.
Speaker 1: I am not yours, like you're dead to me essentially.
Speaker 2: And I don't exist.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, if you want to me to pretend you
Speaker 1: don't exist, why leave me notes? Bro? Yes, you know
Speaker 1: I know you exist because you wrote me this note.
Speaker 2: I think it'd been great to put a note back going,
Speaker 2: who is this? What are you doing in my bathroom?
Speaker 1: New mirror? Who is? Yeah? No? I uh, very strange.
Speaker 4: But the fight's going on goes on for most of
Speaker 4: the rest of the movie, but in the process of
Speaker 4: what's going on, the girls actually start to love their
Speaker 4: jobs and they start to be pretty good at it.
Speaker 4: The rest of the dairy starts to respect them, but again,
Speaker 4: their sister fight is continuing to rage on, and during
Speaker 4: one of the heightened parts of the fight, they really
Speaker 4: make Courtney look bad again because she then types the
Speaker 4: wrong expiration date into the computer of which she's a genius,
Speaker 4: and essentially ruins and what will come down to ruining.
Speaker 1: An entire batch of the yogurt.
Speaker 4: So once again, Courtney screws the company again, which I
Speaker 4: didn't think was great for the character.
Speaker 2: And I did love that she put in the day
Speaker 2: of the event showing that that was what was on
Speaker 2: her mind.
Speaker 4: It's on her mind, but they now made her this one.
Speaker 4: They make one sister. The older sister is completely a
Speaker 4: changed human being. She now loves kissing nasty little cows
Speaker 4: that have just been born. She's willing to sell her
Speaker 4: car that was her mom. She's taken money from her sister.
Speaker 4: She's become this wonderful human being helping everybody, and Courtney
Speaker 4: keeps screwing the pooch.
Speaker 3: Yeah but she's she's younger, she's not as mature.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yikes.
Speaker 4: They kind of felt so bad for her and the
Speaker 4: lack of growth for her character. Where I felt it
Speaker 4: was like, you could have done something.
Speaker 2: Right, But she is the younger sister. No, I do
Speaker 2: expect a different level of maturity.
Speaker 4: But then I guess I hope she would have had
Speaker 4: a more profound realization later on of what was happening.
Speaker 1: So she puts the wrong expiration date on the milk.
Speaker 4: It makes this stock completely useless, once again puts the
Speaker 4: entire business in danger. The milk has to be thrown out,
Speaker 4: and so the problem, of course, was solely on Courtney.
Speaker 4: But they come up with a plant. Okay, they're gonna
Speaker 4: pull an all nighter to get the new milk made,
Speaker 4: but they just don't have enough people no matter how
Speaker 4: hard they try to help load the milk and do
Speaker 4: all the stuff they need to do.
Speaker 1: But luckily to things happen. First, the dad just shows up. Hey, kids, therius,
Speaker 1: how's everybody doing, big smile and.
Speaker 2: Not apologetic at all. I can't believe now, that was
Speaker 2: a huge mistake, you guys. I should have never left you.
Speaker 4: I almost lost my whole company. Wait a second, my
Speaker 4: partner is a crook.
Speaker 2: Nothing nothing, just smiles, and here I am.
Speaker 4: And he brought everybody because this was also the night
Speaker 4: of the katillion. Yes, and the girls go down there
Speaker 4: to try to ask everybody at said katillion, including the mean,
Speaker 4: mean girls that are there, to come and help out
Speaker 4: at the dairy.
Speaker 2: They didn't even bat an eye.
Speaker 4: Not bad, and I one of the girls falls into
Speaker 4: the pool, gets her come up and which is great.
Speaker 4: But then when the dad shows up, all the people
Speaker 4: from the Katilion show up with Dad too, uh, and
Speaker 4: they're gonna save the thing. So it's just it's it
Speaker 4: doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it just it seems so tacked on.
Speaker 4: What Dad doesn't come in and go, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I left you the company. We're tracking
Speaker 4: down uncle bad guy. I mean nothing nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was even in the end we never found
Speaker 3: the guy. Nope, there was nothing explained about. Oh, don't worry,
Speaker 3: that guy's going to jail for a very long time
Speaker 3: for moneylatery.
Speaker 4: Like, there's a good story there and we will get
Speaker 4: to it. Oh, we will get to Okay, there is
Speaker 4: actually a very good story there.
Speaker 2: So but there was nothing in the movie.
Speaker 3: Nothing, nothing, just kind of you know, got to pull
Speaker 3: back on our spending.
Speaker 1: That's it. So they do confirm it was the partners
Speaker 1: stole the money.
Speaker 4: Their dad decides that although their lifestyle will be much
Speaker 4: different now, they all just need to survive. They're going
Speaker 4: to really change your life up. Eventually they can work
Speaker 4: things out. They're gonna be okay as long as they
Speaker 4: have each other as a family. The girls decide they'll
Speaker 4: volunteer at the dairy even when they have the day off,
Speaker 4: so we've shown that they've grown as well. It's a
Speaker 4: really non Disney ending in that the villain doesn't pay
Speaker 4: for his crime at all. The girl are now poor.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't really show a good work ethic either.
Speaker 4: It's just it's it's they grew as people, but it
Speaker 4: was still they have their lifestyle kind of It was weird.
Speaker 4: So here's the story. In Asia, there was a different
Speaker 4: ending to the movie. Yes, that they shot this is true.
Speaker 4: In this version, Courtney finds a way to track But
Speaker 4: by the way, why this wasn't the only version I'll
Speaker 4: never understand. Courtney finds a way to track Read's partner
Speaker 4: who stole the money. The girls show their father the
Speaker 4: footage of the embezzler playing cards in a Puerto Rican casino,
Speaker 4: and they enlist the FBI to catch them. They get
Speaker 4: the money back, but continue to work at the Darien
Speaker 4: in hopes that one day they're going to take over
Speaker 4: the business.
Speaker 1: From their dad. The end, yes, yes, why didn't they
Speaker 1: only get that in Asia?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I I while that would have clearly been over our
Speaker 3: eye minute mark, right, that's a whole other one.
Speaker 1: I would go to ninety seven minutes to get that.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I yeah that to me, that
Speaker 3: ending feels better, feels like there's more to gain than
Speaker 3: just a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yes, and a solo dance.
Speaker 1: Very strange, very strange. I want to see the Asian version.
Speaker 3: I do love that the girls found their enjoyment of working,
Speaker 3: and that's I think it's great for teenagers to learn
Speaker 3: that kind of responsibility outside of the home.
Speaker 2: I love that. But yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Needed to know what happened to this guy who took
Speaker 3: all the money, who just disappeared.
Speaker 4: And then it was like, you want to go dad?
Speaker 4: Are you going to go after this guy? You realize
Speaker 4: we're only poor because someone robbed us. We can actually
Speaker 4: do something and we.
Speaker 2: Don't need to be rich.
Speaker 3: Let's just make sure we've got enough money to pay
Speaker 3: the bills and keep the business does.
Speaker 4: Or let's at least go track down the criminal whole
Speaker 4: everything from us. Yikes, you did mention something which is
Speaker 4: very important. You mentioned gaining a boyfriend, and you might
Speaker 4: be wondering, is there no love story? Well, actually there
Speaker 4: are two, there's one for each sister, but they made
Speaker 4: them seem really insignificant. They were just kind of thrown
Speaker 4: in there, Taylor falls for the dairy supplier's son, who,
Speaker 4: let's be honest, is a hunk of hunk of burn
Speaker 4: in love this guy. Even I can see this guy
Speaker 4: came on screen sleeveless Joe, a hunka hunk of burning
Speaker 4: I'm telling you he is. He came on this guy.
Speaker 4: He's got no sleeves, he's got an attitude farm boy extraordinary.
Speaker 2: Does it look like a farmer in anyway? No rhyme,
Speaker 2: no reason.
Speaker 3: I mean, we'll take it, yes, but that was not
Speaker 3: a farmer looking kind of at I know.
Speaker 4: But if she didn't fall for him, I would have
Speaker 4: my god, look at this guy. And of course they're
Speaker 4: setting it up where this is somebody she never would
Speaker 4: have normally run into in her past life. But also
Speaker 4: they knew each other, which was weird because they talked
Speaker 4: like they knew each other.
Speaker 1: We didn't get a full kind of no.
Speaker 3: I assumed it was from school, right, Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 4: They're supposed to have their first date. He's very excited.
Speaker 4: First he hates her, but then he's excited to have
Speaker 4: the first date. And then she falls asleep because it
Speaker 4: was her first date at work. She misses the date
Speaker 4: he's very upset.
Speaker 2: Again, he's beyond upset.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a little agrig I have never seen
Speaker 3: a guy get that upset about you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you overslept. It's like, calm down, calm down a
Speaker 1: little bit, let it.
Speaker 4: Go, hunka honkah, let it go telling you. But of course,
Speaker 4: the thing that brings in together, what brings all couples together,
Speaker 4: is the after birth of a small cow. So by
Speaker 4: the time that she's there to help midwife the little
Speaker 4: cow into the world, they are fully in.
Speaker 1: At this point.
Speaker 2: You didn't mention that she plunged his car into a light.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's at the beginning. You're right, at the beginning.
Speaker 1: She's got to learn how to drive stick and she
Speaker 1: trashes his car.
Speaker 5: He leaves her in the car, behind the wheel of
Speaker 5: a car she doesn't know how to drive, and then
Speaker 5: gets pissed at her because she's not even sure how
Speaker 5: to turn the ignition on on this freaking car, and
Speaker 5: she takes it into a lake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, goes into a lake, which, again, it's rough.
Speaker 2: That was your fault, dude, I'm sorry. You should have
Speaker 2: never left the vehicle. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Why did you Why did you think I was responsible
Speaker 3: enough to hold onto this vehicle?
Speaker 2: And you put me on an incline? Hello, I'm not
Speaker 2: in a driveway, some clara. You put me on an incline?
Speaker 2: Where do you think this car is gonna go? So
Speaker 2: he just got really.
Speaker 3: Upset about a lot of things, and I mean he
Speaker 3: needed to control his temper.
Speaker 1: Just a little. Did But did you see him and
Speaker 1: he was wearing no sleeves. So we're good.
Speaker 4: Well, and then you know he ends up helping at
Speaker 4: the end with helping with the dairy situation.
Speaker 1: Yes, he helps there, he and his dad.
Speaker 3: Really he almost doesn't help, but at the very end
Speaker 3: his dad was like, no, we're doing this, and he's
Speaker 3: he's like, we can't afford it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know these girls.
Speaker 1: He's a voice of reason.
Speaker 2: I don't like these girls.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, Dad, we can't just give them free milk.
Speaker 1: Because if you've also noticed, they had one cow, so
Speaker 1: it's like they did. They can't fix the whole dairy farm.
Speaker 1: We just have this one cow.
Speaker 2: We had a whole, a whole thing of cow. They
Speaker 2: walked through it.
Speaker 1: They had a whole bunch of one and a half.
Speaker 1: The baby they I don't buy it. It was one cow.
Speaker 4: Okay, So a quick question just from your point of view,
Speaker 4: we watched Xenon recently, and Xenon fell for a horse guy.
Speaker 4: You're gonna fall for a horse guy or a cow
Speaker 4: guy who you're falling for horse the cow?
Speaker 3: Oh for either of these guys.
Speaker 2: One angry problem and the other one you can tell
Speaker 2: takes them on. Those sports is all the time. No
Speaker 2: thank you, no thank you. I'm out out. I gotta
Speaker 2: find somebody else.
Speaker 4: Greg was a secret player. Greg was a total secret player.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: And this guy has a temper problems.
Speaker 1: It's true. We got to move on.
Speaker 4: If you could think there was there there there wasn't
Speaker 4: an even less important relationship, you'd be wrong, because there was.
Speaker 4: Sister Courtney meets a foreign exchange student Philip from France.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Loumire, who seriously might take the trophy
Speaker 4: from Luck of the Irish for the most suspect accent.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was like, but die on French? Can I'm not
Speaker 4: work at how you say? Zadary, Like, wow, did you
Speaker 4: love stories work for you?
Speaker 2: No? No, not really? I mean they were cute, they
Speaker 2: were cute.
Speaker 3: I feel We've seen enough of these little romances that
Speaker 3: happen in these d coms.
Speaker 2: These weren't my two favorite ones. I didn't love that
Speaker 2: there were two. I kind of.
Speaker 3: Always think two relationships in one movie or right, they
Speaker 3: kind of battle each other a little bit.
Speaker 1: But that's the problem when you've got two stars that are.
Speaker 2: Equal, right, And I thought, what about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to make it so they're equal.
Speaker 2: Yes, And but I would have loved for one of them.
Speaker 3: As we've said, you know, you take Taylor's storyline, she's
Speaker 3: got her coming of you know, age moment of being mature,
Speaker 3: and then you've got the little one with Lumiere. Like
Speaker 3: that would have been more a little bit more balanced, because,
Speaker 3: like you said, now you're thinking that Courtney has to
Speaker 3: have just as much of a like a revelation through
Speaker 3: this movie. If she had just the boyfriend's situation, then
Speaker 3: maybe you wouldn't care as much as you know, like
Speaker 3: that makes sense, she's revolving within learning her first love
Speaker 3: or something like that. The two relationships in general make
Speaker 3: it hard for me to to kind of follow both
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 4: Okay, what are the chances that either one of these
Speaker 4: relationships lasted past cow Bells won.
Speaker 3: Oh no, Phil Felipe went back to France. Yeah, bye bye,
Speaker 3: he went France.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I think Taylor and the farmer could probably.
Speaker 1: He's just got to work some anger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just has to calm down a little bit.
Speaker 1: Get a new truck. I mean, they were sleeves.
Speaker 2: They were pretty hot in this this movie. I would
Speaker 2: say they looked great together. They had three different little
Speaker 2: makeout scenes. That's a lot for the channel.
Speaker 4: We've talked about them kind of avoiding some kissing stuff, but.
Speaker 2: They and they were in it, leaned into the mat,
Speaker 2: open mouthed.
Speaker 3: Yes, the kissing did not look quote unquote Disney kisses.
Speaker 2: They looked like two teenagers. Yeah, you know, that's another
Speaker 2: one for a smooch.
Speaker 4: How so, if the younger sister is having her cotillion,
Speaker 4: she's supposed to be what sixteen, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, fifteen or sixteen is what I would imagine.
Speaker 1: So then the older sister, they probably have her as what.
Speaker 3: A senior, eighteen or nineteen seventeen, eighteen? A senior, that's
Speaker 3: what I say.
Speaker 4: They're like, it's supposed to be like a year, year
Speaker 4: and a half apart kind of thing. Yeah, Okay, that
Speaker 4: makes sense. Also another in the future question, and let's
Speaker 4: use the regular ending that actually aired. The family has
Speaker 4: to build and watch their spending. Do you think that
Speaker 4: the girls completely change who they are or do they
Speaker 4: end up going back to their spoiled ways.
Speaker 1: I think it's changed them.
Speaker 2: I think it did too. I think that they I
Speaker 2: liked the idea of.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know we're keeping it the way it
Speaker 3: is and wasn't aired in Asia, but I do love
Speaker 3: the idea that they've now found their talents that they
Speaker 3: could bring to a business world. Yeah, and now they
Speaker 3: you know, not that they're not good. I don't believe
Speaker 3: that it would be possible for them to start wearing
Speaker 3: you know, just no name, ran nothing. I think that
Speaker 3: they would still want to have a nice life, but
Speaker 3: I think that they'd want.
Speaker 2: To work for it.
Speaker 1: They'd find a balance.
Speaker 3: They find a balance, they want to work for it.
Speaker 3: They want to make their own money. They want to
Speaker 3: be boss ladies, which I'm.
Speaker 2: Always down for.
Speaker 1: I love a boss lady.
Speaker 4: I think I think for them, they realized it went
Speaker 4: from being ADDIE's business to a family business.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I think that I think that made a
Speaker 1: big difference in their life.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love that.
Speaker 4: Now, let's talk about a world I know nothing about,
Speaker 4: and I'm not sure you do either, but I think
Speaker 4: you might walk all have you had? Did you have
Speaker 4: a Katillian or a debutant ball? Did you do any
Speaker 4: of this stuff?
Speaker 2: I did not, but I do know about them.
Speaker 1: Were you involved in it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a katillion or a debutant ball?
Speaker 3: I have been to a debutant ball and I've seen
Speaker 3: a lot of it's. It's big here in Orange County.
Speaker 3: They have a National Charity League NCL Okay. They are
Speaker 3: a great group of women. There's different, you know, chapters
Speaker 3: throughout the county and they they do a lot of philanthropy,
Speaker 3: a lot of service hours teaching the young girls. It's
Speaker 3: basically the moms that kind of run it, and the
Speaker 3: young girls are learning things like meals on wheels or
Speaker 3: creating pillowcases for shelters, things like that.
Speaker 2: They do a lot of that.
Speaker 3: On their junior year or within their junior year, they
Speaker 3: do this debutante ball. The dads come in tuxes, all
Speaker 3: the girls have these gorgeous white.
Speaker 2: Gowns and it's a big gala.
Speaker 3: They also raise money for charities at this as well,
Speaker 3: they do a big that's no, I'm sorry. That's their
Speaker 3: senior year and that's their debutante into society.
Speaker 2: That's basically it's cool.
Speaker 4: Okay. Yeah, I actually I wanted to be a philanthropist,
Speaker 4: but I much prefer monogamy just my wife and I.
Speaker 1: I can't be a philanthropist. I just don't have it
Speaker 1: in me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But in the South, it's giant.
Speaker 1: It's huge.
Speaker 2: It's giant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a big It's a part of life down there,
Speaker 4: I think, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's it is huge, and the money that goes
Speaker 3: into these is big.
Speaker 2: This is different that. This sounds more like it's not
Speaker 2: within a group of people.
Speaker 3: It's four young girls that are just throwing a party together.
Speaker 2: That's what it seemed.
Speaker 1: And the dads apparently didn't even want to come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dads don't even care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we're not going.
Speaker 2: That's basically what it is.
Speaker 4: Well, let's do some real reviews. We've done our reviews
Speaker 4: kind of. I mean, we've at least talked about the
Speaker 4: film enough, But what about some other people out there? Sabrina,
Speaker 4: would you give us our one star?
Speaker 3: This story I will our one star comes from honesty,
Speaker 3: m this movie is so bad.
Speaker 2: It really has no plot.
Speaker 3: It's so weird how the dad just comes out of
Speaker 3: nowhere and everything is great again, like he has not
Speaker 3: been getting the galls. It's a really bad movie and
Speaker 3: needs some work.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, my five star reviews from Joseph K.
Speaker 4: This is a good five star review. This movie changed
Speaker 4: my life and my viewpoint on cow milk. No longer
Speaker 4: do those skepticalized ponder upon the thick stream of milk.
Speaker 4: This movie was chunky like my milk, and that is
Speaker 4: why I love it.
Speaker 2: Joseph.
Speaker 3: Joseph, Joseph, you sound like the weirdo that comes out
Speaker 3: of nowhere every once in a while on my Instagram
Speaker 3: talking about feet, like.
Speaker 2: Some kind of weird, chunky milk thing with you, and
Speaker 2: I am not okay with it.
Speaker 3: Joseph, please refrain from doing any more reviews.
Speaker 1: Most of the time I'm commenting on your feet. It's
Speaker 1: just for fun. I'm kidding. That's not me on your Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's I'd like to play a new game this week,
Speaker 1: because you know, we like to play some games.
Speaker 2: Oh, Joseph was creepy. I didn't like that at all.
Speaker 1: Joseph's like chunky milk, and we're gonna leave it there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, everything.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a game this week called bad Decision. Now.
Speaker 4: Earlier we revealed that the former president of Disney Channel,
Speaker 4: Gary Marsh would like to shout out here because I
Speaker 4: knew Gary and he was always a good guy to me.
Speaker 2: Love Gary.
Speaker 4: Yeah, said that the role of Hannah Montana was originally
Speaker 4: offered to Ali. So I'm going to list a famous
Speaker 4: and iconic role and two options. Okay, you have to
Speaker 4: pay which of the two actors had passed on the job,
Speaker 4: making what sure sounds to us anyway like a bad decision.
Speaker 4: And once again our producers know the answers to these,
Speaker 4: but we do not. So again, this is famous roles, okay,
Speaker 4: and then two options of actors, one of them has
Speaker 4: passed on the role.
Speaker 2: Let's do here we go.
Speaker 4: The first is the famous el Woods in Legally Blonde, who,
Speaker 4: of course it was played by Reese with a spoon,
Speaker 4: who nailed it. Who nailed it, by the way, very
Speaker 4: very briefly, one of the favorite things I have about
Speaker 4: my wife is she can't tell a joke at all,
Speaker 4: and so she'll hear a joke and then insist on
Speaker 4: telling it and always tell it wrong. And one of
Speaker 4: my favorite ones ever are in the grocery store and
Speaker 4: the guy behind the counter said, oh my god, did
Speaker 4: you guys hear that that famous actress stabbed her husband?
Speaker 1: And we went what ko?
Speaker 4: And he went Reese and we went Witherspoon. He goes,
Speaker 4: no with her knife.
Speaker 1: Boom, there's the fun joke. Going to a party. My
Speaker 1: wife looks at me and he goes, I'm telling that joke.
Speaker 4: We get there, she walks up to the very first
Speaker 4: person she sees and says, hey, do you hear Reese
Speaker 4: Witherspoon stab somebody? So el Woods illegally Blonde? Here are
Speaker 4: the two possibilities. It's like, okay, so.
Speaker 2: Number one, all right, Ellwood's.
Speaker 4: Lisa Kudro from Friends or Christina Applegate. Which one of
Speaker 4: those two passed on Elwoods in Legally Blonde?
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's Christina Applegate.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm going to say too. I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: Christina Applegate. Final answer, it was Christina Applegate.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are one for one. Okay.
Speaker 3: I think this is the first of Jensen's things I've evergotten.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling like a winner.
Speaker 1: You got it still a bunch more, I'll make you
Speaker 1: feel like by the.
Speaker 2: Egg sang it all right?
Speaker 4: Rose in Titanic so obviously played by Kate Winslet yep,
Speaker 4: who is phenomenal, But it could have also been Was
Speaker 4: it Gwyneth Paltrow? Are Charlie's thrown Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: say I agree with you one hundred percent. I think
Speaker 4: it's Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 2: Final answer, final answer.
Speaker 1: Oh, No, two in a row. Gwyneth Paltrow's correct.
Speaker 4: Yes, Wow, she turned down Titanic. I bet you she
Speaker 4: would have moved over and both she and Leo would
Speaker 4: have survived on the door. H Third Forrest Gump so
Speaker 4: obviously Academy Award winner Tom Hanks. It was his second
Speaker 4: Academy Award in the row of coming right off of
Speaker 4: Philadelphia won it again?
Speaker 1: But who turned it down? John Travolta or Michael Keaton.
Speaker 2: John Travolta.
Speaker 4: I'm going to agree one hundred percent. I think it
Speaker 4: was Travolta. I think this would have been right around
Speaker 4: pulp fiction time.
Speaker 1: He was hot. He would have been off of everything
Speaker 1: in town.
Speaker 2: Probably just tired.
Speaker 1: John Travolta final answer, This is a nightmare.
Speaker 2: You guys are three for three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one has to bomb this one asked about all right,
Speaker 4: So here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. Indiana Jones famously played by Harrison Ford.
Speaker 4: Now I know that originally, and this is not listed,
Speaker 4: I know that originally it was offered to Tom Selleck
Speaker 4: and he couldn't do it because of magnum p I
Speaker 4: so who turned down Indiana Jones?
Speaker 1: Kurt Russell or Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I hope it's not Kurt Russell because he's
Speaker 4: one of my favorite.
Speaker 2: I think it's Kurt Russell. I'm going with Kurt.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna split with you and go with Burt Reynolds,
Speaker 4: and you're gonna say Kurt Russell, Yes, tiebreaker Jensen.
Speaker 1: All I care about is Sabrina got one wrong. It
Speaker 1: was Burt.
Speaker 2: Reynolds against me. I'm such a good person, listen.
Speaker 1: I just I don't want anything perfect. I want something
Speaker 1: to fail. So it's good enough, good enough.
Speaker 2: Well we'll got them on. Was no problem there.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I guess I got to move into your neighborhood.
Speaker 1: God, just the idea of Burt rdod was like, heck,
Speaker 1: don't look at the Ark of the Covenant.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my gosh, all right, let's.
Speaker 4: Let's jump into Sabrina Seas.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, first of all, one of the things that
Speaker 3: killed me, and I mean I know that they were
Speaker 3: trying to make Taylor older than Courtney, and Courtney was
Speaker 3: a little bit younger, a little bit mindset. They put
Speaker 3: this poor girl who's a teenager into a little girl's room.
Speaker 2: I mean that Mino is well Ben Monroe's room, her
Speaker 2: little princess thing around the bed.
Speaker 3: It was all this stuff in her room was it
Speaker 3: was decorated so young. And then Taylor's room was fine.
Speaker 3: It looked like a teenagers. It looked very girly, but
Speaker 3: it looked like a teenager's room.
Speaker 2: That was from the.
Speaker 3: Beginning and they only showed it, I think twice in
Speaker 3: the movie, but it was so to me, just why
Speaker 3: do you have this teenager in this little twin bed
Speaker 3: with the little things and the tiara. Okay, that was
Speaker 3: a good one. And then again this movie drove me
Speaker 3: crazy because this mill is filled with a bunch of quitters. Okay,
Speaker 3: they at a drop of the hat were like, uh,
Speaker 3: it's over it's done.
Speaker 2: We're done.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, No, we've got a plan. Okay, great, great,
Speaker 3: something tiny goes wrong. Oh my gosh, it's done, it's done,
Speaker 3: it's done. They were driving me crazy. Also, your boss
Speaker 3: is gone. This guy that you guys keep talking about
Speaker 3: is so nice. Never once is he okay? Should we
Speaker 3: no one's heard from him? Should we call the cops?
Speaker 3: Should we look for him?
Speaker 1: How long a while?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: And that's my thing is.
Speaker 3: Although I was irritated with the dad, I was equally
Speaker 3: irritated that no one cared.
Speaker 2: About this dad.
Speaker 3: It seemed like a very nice guy and a very
Speaker 3: good employer to these men and women. That was sad,
Speaker 3: But again didn't matter. All they could care about was
Speaker 3: just quitting over and over again.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: The after we talked about the kiss with the cow,
Speaker 3: I felt it odd with the kiss with the new boyfriend.
Speaker 2: They had a kiss, kissed the cow, and the kiss.
Speaker 3: After yes, shortly after they had a nice little smooch session.
Speaker 3: There was a moment I have to just so when
Speaker 3: if you ever go back and watch it again, the
Speaker 3: dress shop lady who she returns to the dress.
Speaker 2: Is so funny.
Speaker 3: She's just so like her acting was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: like she was just so astonished that somebody would return
Speaker 3: a dress. And that cracked me up because it went
Speaker 3: straight into Felipe working out on the phone with this
Speaker 3: one dumb bell working out on the phone.
Speaker 2: I was cracky. I was crying laughing the whole time.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I think it was the two of them back to bath,
Speaker 3: but I kept that's when Loumiere came in my head.
Speaker 2: That's when I don't know why.
Speaker 3: He seemed like I kept thinking of that little cartoon.
Speaker 3: Doing a dumbbell was so funny to me. And then
Speaker 3: my last thing will be because of course, the the
Speaker 3: falling in the pool was kind of a not really
Speaker 3: it was not done very very well. And then the
Speaker 3: assembly line of workers at the end, when they're supposed
Speaker 3: to be carrying these big boxes were basically tossing the
Speaker 3: crates to each other. There was clearly empty and it
Speaker 3: was kind of like background after remember, there has to
Speaker 3: be weight in like you have to lease act like
Speaker 3: there's weight anyway, nothing compares to now we're going to
Speaker 3: go back to your hubba hubba, good looking golden boy, hunk,
Speaker 3: a hunk of burning love. Sorry that I messed that
Speaker 3: one up for you. We have to go back because
Speaker 3: he has his full blown shirt off in this movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, for kind of no reason at all, just to
Speaker 1: not have a shirt.
Speaker 2: Off, absolutely no reason at all.
Speaker 3: He was not going swimming, He was in his bedroom
Speaker 3: with his shirt off.
Speaker 2: And I just want to go back.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if it's because I was scarred
Speaker 3: so terribly by standards and practices while he was on
Speaker 3: the channel, But why can I not show a tiny
Speaker 3: little bit of shoulder or even a tiny bit of
Speaker 3: cleavage or middrift. But this man could have full shirt off,
Speaker 3: six pack, abs pex, everything just out for everyone to see.
Speaker 1: Great question, Great question.
Speaker 3: That one really shocked me. I. And this is, you know,
Speaker 3: after I've already been blown away by the movie we
Speaker 3: just watched, which although I still loved prompacks so much,
Speaker 3: but all of the standards and practices whoopsies in that one.
Speaker 2: Ye, Now we got a shirtless guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is the start maybe of like a
Speaker 3: new age of Disney.
Speaker 1: Is this first shirtless that we've seen? This is first shirtless?
Speaker 2: This is first shirtless I think.
Speaker 1: Like they weren't shirtless in Brinker any of that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff.
Speaker 3: We're no, yeah, no, no, I don't believe so, but
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 2: That's a double standard, double standard.
Speaker 1: Double standards and practices. Title love it all.
Speaker 2: Right, there we go.
Speaker 1: Those are great.
Speaker 4: But now the time we have to rate our movie,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna do as you. Everybody knows one out
Speaker 4: of ten one being bad, of course, ten being good.
Speaker 4: But our options we've got one out of ten ktillion dates,
Speaker 4: slimy baby cows, exotic butterflies. I'm going to amend exotic
Speaker 4: butterflies to exotic butterfly, off the grid, vacations, okay, insignificant
Speaker 4: love interest, expired yogurts, or I'm going to add one.
Speaker 4: How you say bad French accents?
Speaker 1: Would you like? What are we doing this week?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Just to keep it back on the the dairy girls,
Speaker 3: we're gonna go with I'd like expired Okay.
Speaker 1: I started last time? Do you want to start again?
Speaker 1: You're gonna start?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 1: Where would you like to go from here?
Speaker 2: I think I need you to start. I'm just not.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be semi harsh with this movie. I'm sorry
Speaker 4: I did not. Here's the thing. It was a great
Speaker 4: example of them taking two very talented leads not using
Speaker 4: them properly, how you don't put them with anything music wise,
Speaker 4: and some of the decisions made in the film. I
Speaker 4: liked them. I saw the potential for them immediately. Would
Speaker 4: love to see them in kind of a better movie.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna give this a four and a half.
Speaker 4: Whoa expired yogurt? So there's just too much wrong with
Speaker 4: the story. It didn't make any sense, the dad not
Speaker 4: showing up. It was just very weird to me. A
Speaker 4: lot of it seemed. And then when you hear this
Speaker 4: is one of the reasons why it's this low for me,
Speaker 4: when you hear that in Asia, there was another end
Speaker 4: that actually made sense.
Speaker 3: Right, It was there Ya Bear was thought about, but
Speaker 3: for some reason, Save got stuff hit the cutting room floor. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure why, because it there sounds like it
Speaker 3: would have been better.
Speaker 4: Too much weird with this movie. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go with a four point five. It was just again
Speaker 4: the two leads A J and Ally were great, a
Speaker 4: ton of potential good actors. You saw what the channel
Speaker 4: saw and instantly, but I felt like they were plugged
Speaker 4: into this one and this needed a good, heavy.
Speaker 1: Solid be right. This movie, I thought so that's my
Speaker 1: that's that's my team.
Speaker 4: And people can come after me and say this was
Speaker 4: their favorite movie of all time. I'm sure that will happen,
Speaker 4: but this one was was odd to me.
Speaker 2: I am gonna go a little bit higher.
Speaker 3: I it did make me reminisce so much about the
Speaker 3: Paris Hilton and Nicole.
Speaker 1: Ridge show didn't because.
Speaker 3: There was so many just the way they talked and
Speaker 3: so much of that. So it did make me laugh
Speaker 3: and I did get along with a lot of the stuff.
Speaker 2: I agree with a lot of the holes.
Speaker 3: But because they didn't show, like again, I wanted to
Speaker 3: see Ali and Aj sing. I know that's not all
Speaker 3: they can do. I know they were here to act,
Speaker 3: but it's a Disney Channel movie, and why not you
Speaker 3: can You've got two singers, You've got music in the movie. Anyway, Yes,
Speaker 3: you know, it's not like it was not at all,
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with six expired yogurts.
Speaker 3: I needed a little bit more from Ali and AJ's talent,
Speaker 3: because again, those girls are so beyond talented, and I
Speaker 3: feel like it was a little It was sad for
Speaker 3: me to be a fan of theirs and not get
Speaker 3: every everything that I know that they can bring.
Speaker 1: I agree, And again I haven't.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch any anything that AJ, who's the younger one, right,
Speaker 4: I haven't really seen anything that AJ has done, because
Speaker 4: this is the first thing I've ever seen. But I
Speaker 4: had seen Ali and there's a great movie about a
Speaker 4: band called Band Slam and she was great and she
Speaker 4: sings and plays guitar and it's and it's like I
Speaker 4: wanted to see that.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see more than you're right. There was
Speaker 1: a band, they had a band, there.
Speaker 3: So much, so much opportunities to make it happen. Yes,
Speaker 3: and maybe that's what was going to be done in
Speaker 3: the second one.
Speaker 1: Who knows. I know.
Speaker 4: I can go to five. I can go to five.
Speaker 4: Maybe four point five is a little harsh. I can
Speaker 4: go to five. I'll get I'll give it a five
Speaker 4: expired yogurts. Okay, I think that'll be fair. So thank
Speaker 4: you all for joining us for this recap of cow Bells.
Speaker 4: The next movie we're going to be doing is The Leftovers,
Speaker 4: which is not the twenty fourteen HBO Damon Lindlof TV show,
Speaker 4: but the Wonderful World of Disney movie from nineteen eighty
Speaker 4: six starring Get ready for this lineup John Denver, Cindy Williams,
Speaker 4: Pamela Adlon, Andrea Barber and Jalil White.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to see this. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: ton of fun.
Speaker 4: And of course you can watch the leftovers if you
Speaker 4: want to before we talk about it, and that is
Speaker 4: on YouTube.
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