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Speaker 2: See that It's Friday, March twenty seventh, twenty twenty sixth,

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Speaker 2: Wha huh, good god, y'all? What does it smell like?

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Speaker 2: Mark Wayne Mullin's bullshit? Say it again?

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by my co host, not

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Speaker 1: Please welcome Sophia Alexandra.

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Speaker 2: Even if I may, if I may.

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Speaker 2: He thanks guys, Welcome, welcome, Welcome. How you guys doing great?

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Speaker 6: Josh never fails to bring a story to each episode that,

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Speaker 4: That's exactly why Miles and I watched ninety Day Fiance.

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Speaker 2: We're better than this. Yeah, exactly the exact same thing. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What how is that useful? I don't know what mean?

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Speaker 5: If she were a woman, I know that will never happen.

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Speaker 2: She'd be doing great.

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Speaker 7: But don't just dose your cat, was the answer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: When I get to them, and hopefully that which will

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Speaker 2: You've been waiting so long to make that joke.

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Speaker 2: I love this, Josh guys giving my best ship ever

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Speaker 7: Because it's opening day. I'm going to say the New

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Speaker 2: But that is correct. I do not want to see

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Speaker 7: My my wife is like agnostic on baseball, like was

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she can't totally understand the idea that I would

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Speaker 7: that's basically like, I don't want to disrespect all Laker fans,

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Speaker 7: I agree, and yeah, and I'm born into.

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Speaker 2: Itak Ones you can find man, I'm mentally ill. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jackson, like, I am fully toxic.

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Speaker 2: I just make it was And I'm like, we should

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Speaker 2: just have Yannis now yep, And they're like, how's that

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Speaker 4: We are owed it.

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Speaker 4: It's like, I know about that from the Simpsons.

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Speaker 7: I'm thrilled to have a billionaire, even a problematic billionaire,

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Speaker 4: Also, all billionaires are problematic, so it's just.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why you got to pick your favorite one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what are you going to do?

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Speaker 4: I'll take a minute. I love the blueprint.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Rory, what about you? What's something is underrated? Underrated?

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Speaker 6: I would say probably the calm and respect that you

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Speaker 6: I feel like that behavior is wildly underrated, and I

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Speaker 2: This is this is this is where it starts and ends.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like this is not at all driven

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Speaker 6: It's oh, I got to say on the road now,

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Speaker 4: I resent being the rule follower, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Faces. Damn, you're more of a hero to the group

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Speaker 6: than you think. I will always be like, hey, do

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Speaker 2: And actually my phone's bigger and louder.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And they will play a game out loud, and

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Speaker 2: There's always people at the grocery store having the loudest

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Speaker 4: I'll always be like, please, can you turn your phone off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not meeting nobody. Okay, you might be meeting God.

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Speaker 2: If you keep meeting these fists, that's I'm even Saint

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Speaker 2: I just get the audacity. My friends are already in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Just fine? Clear it's too much. Yeah, I also just

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Speaker 2: just go, you're fine, you can go. Yeah anyway. I

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Speaker 2: feel like that's whatever that is. I know that's not

439
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,159
Speaker 2: in the vein of overrated, underrated, but whatever that is.

440
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 2: I wish we would all like just opt out of

441
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: the photo and be like care what you do with it.

442
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,919
Speaker 2: I'm just tired of just this invasion of our faces

443
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,200
Speaker 2: and our phones and our everything.

444
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Speaker 4: It's that, it's the real ID. It's like, can I

445
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 4: just fucking live?

446
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 2: And the answer is snow. And also all of these

447
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,159
Speaker 2: people that are in charge, that have all this power,

448
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 2: I want to be like just so you know, billions

449
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 2: of us don't want the power you want. We just

450
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Speaker 2: want to like hang out in a yard with our friends, have.

451
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Speaker 3: A little barbecue, you know, just just the ac to

452
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 3: work at night and go to bed and just like

453
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: wake up and get a coffee, and like we don't

454
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Speaker 3: want I don't none of them.

455
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 2: Most of us don't want to be in charge of

456
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,679
Speaker 2: anything or anyone. Or you don't want to sort people

457
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 2: by blood type and birth year exactly. I like to

458
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 2: be able to just hit filter on a big spreadsheet

459
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,159
Speaker 2: and look at all the piggies. We got to know

460
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Speaker 2: what you're up to, so we know what to advertise

461
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Speaker 2: to you. I can't imagine that being my brain, how

462
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Speaker 2: I perceive what this reality is.

463
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure like the people. Yeah, I mean like

464
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Speaker 1: you're you're you're blessed with a creative mind, so you

465
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: can find inspiration all over and other people. I'm sure

466
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Speaker 1: it's like Ridge, It's like I wanted to be a

467
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Speaker 1: baseball player, but I sucked. Sorry, I'm just gonna make

468
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Speaker 1: spreadsheets about immigrants.

469
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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, that is the classic baseball to immigrant

470
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Speaker 4: hating fucking pipeline.

471
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Speaker 2: That such a common plan for a lot of We've

472
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Speaker 2: seen this pipeline a million times. We see this in

473
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Speaker 2: a lot of college baseball. They don't they don't get drafted.

474
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 2: All right, then I'll draft spreadsheets. All right, yep, exactly,

475
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 2: there we go.

476
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Speaker 7: Have you seen that video of Stephen Miller at Santa

477
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 7: Monica High? I mean to you, like a real world example.

478
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was faded. What was going to

479
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 2: happen to that guy? Oh?

480
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 7: He got stuffed in a lot of trash cans. Oh yeah,

481
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 7: and therefore here we are like paying.

482
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Speaker 2: Paying for it. Yeah, and he was like what are what?

483
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Speaker 2: What are the janitors doing exactly at the school? Nothing,

484
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Speaker 2: we don't even meet.

485
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Speaker 4: There's just like, can I say, I think he is

486
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Speaker 4: the most punishable face Like there's a lot of people

487
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Speaker 4: in the administration whatever that I hate whatever, whatever, Sure

488
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Speaker 4: like Stephen Miller, Like I get a little smile like

489
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 4: that just creeps up on my face that I just

490
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 4: noticed because I was like thinking of punching him in

491
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Speaker 4: an alley, and I'm like, why is he so fucking punchable?

492
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Speaker 1: He looks like doctor Evil on os Epic or something.

493
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: You know, like there's something because he's got like the

494
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Speaker 1: same like doctor kind.

495
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Speaker 2: Of by the jobs in.

496
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,719
Speaker 4: A crazy way where like, you know, the whole thing

497
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 4: about like being evil making you like ugly. It's just

498
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 4: so true. It's like Stephen Bannon, like chunks of his

499
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 4: face are falling off, like Trump has a rash that's

500
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,920
Speaker 4: just eating his yea. Yeah, And I think it's the

501
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 4: same thing because Stephen Miller looks like the haunted ghost

502
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 4: of a man that should be and.

503
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Speaker 2: Steve's the thing. These people wear their karma on their face.

504
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 2: He's forty years young. August twenty third, nineteen eighty five.

505
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Speaker 2: I cannot believe that. Yeah, I cannot believe he'll be

506
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Speaker 2: forty one this August. Everyone, Oh wow, yeah, yeah, send

507
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 2: your thoughts in prayers in now. Yeah, I will not.

508
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Speaker 7: If only he'd been drafted, yeah, if only as a

509
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Speaker 7: baseball player, well, hey, I mean they did, yeah exactly,

510
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 7: or hey.

511
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 2: You know, like that would be cool all that? Actually

512
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 2: that even better, even better, send him to the front lines.

513
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 2: There was Jesse the body of Ventro was like, I

514
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 2: think Byron Trump should be enlisting for the army now.

515
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 2: I don't think any other Trumps have served, so I

516
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 2: think Baron Trump should be serving now. Uh, And we'll

517
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 2: see what happens with that. But I bet that feels

518
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 2: like lot. That feels like it will happen. Yeah, it

519
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 2: feels yes, or they'll just make him like a general

520
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 2: or something. They're like would literally murder.

521
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Speaker 4: Everyone in the country before letting Baron get drafts on.

522
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Speaker 2: Her teat like, there's no way she would allow this,

523
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 2: but yes, so much. He would have to bend over

524
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Speaker 2: so far now to lay on his back. All right,

525
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Speaker 2: let's take a quick break and we come back.

526
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Speaker 1: We'll just check in with President teen petulance right after this,

527
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:55,400
Speaker 1: and we're back, just checking in with this god awful war,

528
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Speaker 1: military operation whatever Trump has to call it, depending on

529
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Speaker 1: the context in which he's at it, because he's like,

530
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 1: it's actually not a war because then I need approval

531
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Speaker 1: for that.

532
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,959
Speaker 2: So actually I'm gonna say military operation, and then if

533
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: it's then he'll say but we're winning the war again. Sinility. Yeah,

534
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: this hell of a drug.

535
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: But he's been scrambling to find a solution, you know,

536
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: the second it became clear that him and net Yahoo's

537
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: war on Iran was not going to end well, first

538
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: of all, like NATO nations want nothing to do with

539
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: attacking the Strait of horror moves.

540
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,679
Speaker 2: And it's not because they don't like Trump. I mean,

541
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 2: that's part of it. It's also just again like every

542
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: military mind before this, like it's incredibly hard to control

543
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 2: and strategically, h there's no plan that we have available

544
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Speaker 2: that doesn't end up with just killing scores of people.

545
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 2: So that's kind of why we don't do it. Yeah,

546
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: Trump on Thursday morning posted natodations have done absolutely nothing

547
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Speaker 2: to help with the lunatic nation now militarily decimated of Iran.

548
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 2: The USA needs nothing from NATO. But never forget this

549
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 2: very important point in time. Okay, so we get he

550
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: doesn't need them. He doubled down on that recently when

551
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: he was asking why are you so mad?

552
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 10: Though?

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00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: That's well, I mean, he sounds pretty unbothered. That's what

554
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to play his

555
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 1: own words on this Sofia, this might change your feelings.

556
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 2: All right. This is him being like, it's not that

557
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: like I needed them. I was. It was a test.

558
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 8: I never thought we needed him. I was more doing

559
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 8: a test. I said, I really would love to have

560
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 8: you come up, bring your boats. You can sail through

561
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 8: the beautiful Hormospitch and you can protect people that are

562
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 8: being shot at. They didn't do it, and that's small potatoes.

563
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 8: Do you understand what I'm saying.

564
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: You understand what I'm saying. It was It was a test.

565
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 4: Actually, I was to bring your boats, not merch, because

566
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 4: that is insane.

567
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 2: Journalist was going, yeah, I do, I do it. Yeah,

568
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: I be like, no, I don't. Can you elaborate further

569
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: with go potatoes so far? Could you just kind of

570
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 2: describe the shooting at people? Uh with boats? What beautiful?

571
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 2: What name some stuff that's beautiful that you personally found

572
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: beautiful about the strait that you have ever seen or

573
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 2: didn't and also didn't even know existed until someone told you.

574
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 2: We fucked ourselves. Also, here's a world map point to it.

575
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 4: Please really quickly define the word straight.

576
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 2: That's just the only thing I want to be.

577
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, that's why we like the horror moves so much,

578
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 11: is it we let those know open because it's straight.

579
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: Just like get the bisexual one next door? Yeah, yeah,

580
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: real bad, real bad news. Over the words passageway, worst

581
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 2: waterway possible.

582
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Speaker 1: He was then asked about a deal right, They're like, well,

583
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: clearly you need Like what's how are you going to

584
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: end this? Like there you've you've said that you were

585
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: making a deal Monday, and then Iran was like, no,

586
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: we didn't even talk to you.

587
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 2: What guy talking about?

588
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: And then recently Iran also has came back and they're like, yeah,

589
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: I mean like we have our own ceasefire proposal that

590
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: we're going to send along, but we're not even close

591
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: to negotiating with a group of people who can't even

592
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: negotiate with us without attacking us. That we were in

593
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: the middle of negotiating when this whole thing kicked off.

594
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: So then he was asked, okay, well it sounds like,

595
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: you know, with the global energy markets being completely out

596
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: of whack, you can't we kind of need a deal

597
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: right with the Iran No, and they're they're like, maybe

598
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: we're it seems like the I think he said he

599
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: was commenting on the fact that I think some Iranian

600
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: officials were like, the US is like desperate for a solution,

601
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: and here was Trump's answer.

602
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 8: I'm the opposite of desperate.

603
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 9: I don't care. I want to know.

604
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 8: In fact, we have other targets we want to hit

605
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 8: before we leave hitting them on a daily basis.

606
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 9: I don't talk about you.

607
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 8: I can't talk about specifics.

608
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Speaker 1: I'll post about it on truth social I want to

609
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: talk about it. But now he's on I'm the opposite

610
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: of desperate.

611
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: I don't care. I just I don't care. I don't

612
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 2: even like you. I asked you.

613
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 4: He said, no, You're a fucking ugly, fat bitch.

614
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: Anyway, you know, he tried to find the word for

615
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 2: opposite of desperate. He's like, I'm the opposite of desperate.

616
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: I'm I don't care, I don't care. My opposite word,

617
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 2: whatever the opposite is. That's put that word there. When

618
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 2: you write this story all day, all day.

619
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Speaker 7: Did you see heg Seth's face, by the way, when

620
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 7: he talks about more targets. I mean he was so

621
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 7: aroused in that moment. Oh, you was like talking about

622
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 7: bombs bombing shit.

623
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 2: He said a prayer earlier in that heg Seth or

624
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 2: he was like, please break the teeth of our enemies

625
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: and kill the wicked like he's I mean, a lot

626
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: of people have talked about like he He has some

627
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 2: like nutbag pastors that he listens to who are one

628
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 2: all in on this, like dude, bring that. Bring Jesus

629
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 2: back by howing a nuclear armageddon in the Middle East,

630
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 2: Like yeah, the quickest way to see him again.

631
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 4: Each fue old evangelism is crazy.

632
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 6: I say, he's some act, but I think I think

633
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 6: when they say Jesus is gonna come back, I'm like, I.

634
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: Think he's tried to. I think you keep killing him

635
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: when he comes back. He's not like a superhero. He's

636
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 2: a human, and you keep killing you probably kill his

637
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 2: mom before he even get kid.

638
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: You more than likely are doing that. Yeah, right, Just

639
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: mathematically speaking, I like the os on that. And then

640
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: again back to the Strait of Horror mus and his petulance,

641
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,719
Speaker 1: it turns out is possessing. We actually don't even need

642
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: the Strait of Horror moves the thing where one fifth

643
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: of the global oil supply trains. It's through that's, you know,

644
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: the cause of all this energy disruption.

645
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: We don't need it.

646
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 8: Well, we have a coalition form, but they should have

647
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 8: been up here a long time ago, and you know

648
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 8: they're affected. The amazing thing is we don't need the

649
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 8: hormone straight. We don't need it. We don't need it

650
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 8: at all.

651
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 9: We don't.

652
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 8: We have so much oil. Our country is not affected

653
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 8: by this. We have more, we have twice.

654
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, where's the oil?

655
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Speaker 8: Though?

656
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Speaker 6: My favorite is if you Rubio's reaction of like kind

657
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 6: of falling asleep then waking up and being like, I

658
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 6: don't know. I think the whole issue is that we

659
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 6: do need it, because if we didn't need it, you

660
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 6: know what we were talking about it at all?

661
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 4: Wait, I thought that was the whole point of this

662
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 4: fucking thing we don't need of Middle Eastern policy.

663
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: Is oil.

664
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Speaker 6: I don't know why we don't need to come and

665
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 6: help us with this thing we don't need or care about.

666
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't need it, and their households for not helping.

667
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 4: But we also didn't need that also, and we weren't

668
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 4: even trying to do that. I mean again, I don't know,

669
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 4: you're ugly, like I said, so I don't even go

670
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 4: out with you.

671
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: What's what's gas prices right now? In Portland Sofia because

672
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: I like I recently high five floors, Oh, five seventy

673
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: was the cheapest I saw recently.

674
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 4: I rove from LA to Portland this weekend, and it

675
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 4: definitely was like mid to high fives, like five sixty

676
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 4: or something in LA, and then it got less as

677
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 4: they got to Portland.

678
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: But I'll take I'll take Trump's word for this because

679
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: our country is not affected on this at all. So yeah,

680
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: all's well then ends well, well, I guess speaking of

681
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: oil and the toll it takes on our earth. Like

682
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: I said up top, like you know, if anyone who

683
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: lives in the western United States or areas that typically

684
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: get snow in the Western US probably had a freaky

685
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: fucking quote unquote winter because it was non existent basically no,

686
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: Like a lot of places had like no snowfall for

687
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: the first time in many years. And you know that's

688
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: like those snow packs are what we count on for

689
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: our water water once it gets into the warmer months,

690
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: you know, Like but ski slopes were they were relying

691
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: on snow machines. And also, uh, it doesn't bode well

692
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 1: in terms of the risk for wildfires. Also, and states

693
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: are already trying to plan like how to manage water

694
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: usage given the record low snow, you know, as we

695
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: find ourselves in the midst of another climate change escalation

696
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: and sadly, earth death as we've seen, is a partisan

697
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 1: issue in the US, like some are just paid to

698
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: not give a fuck by the oil and gas lobby

699
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: while they secretly.

700
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: Like, fuck, man, where Michigan is that? Where we go?

701
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 2: Is that where there's fresh lie? I wonder what they're

702
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: gonna do with their money? Yeah, right exactly. It reminds

703
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 2: me of the scene on Titanic INTI The Titanic when

704
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 2: Billy Zane tries to pay one of the guys to

705
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 2: get them on a boat, and he's like, your money

706
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 2: doesn't save either of us. Yeah, just eat, should have

707
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 2: just ate? Is like, what do you want to fucking

708
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: do with this?

709
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 4: It's like at that moment you have to understand that

710
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 4: money is a construct instead of like it's a real

711
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 4: thing that exists. The real thing is what you're living in. Yeah,

712
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 4: fucking psycho MBMA.

713
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: We just got to get more MBMA out there.

714
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 6: Corey Lacostick will tell you, Reverend Corey Lacostick will tell you,

715
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 6: MDMA will a man brother.

716
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: So the other.

717
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: I think the other side, if you're not an oil

718
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: and gas shill, you might just be like an anti

719
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: science Christian, because that's another thing you hear a lot

720
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: where they're like, well, Jesus will sort this out, and

721
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: you have to have faith. Cut to Minnesota state lawmaker

722
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: Mary Franzen during a meeting of the state legislature about

723
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 1: future weather trends, she decided to just kind of let

724
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: everybody know at the meeting.

725
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not really bothered by any of this

726
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 2: at all. Actually, let me tell you why. It's got

727
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 2: something to do with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

728
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 12: And that's why when you talk about climate change, I

729
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 12: don't get upset about it. I don't get worked up

730
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 12: about it. Is because my faith is not in climate change.

731
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 12: It's not in scientists dictating what we should and should

732
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 12: not do to save the environment. Because my faith is

733
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 12: in Jesus Christ. Right, He's the same today, tomorrow and

734
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 12: forever yesterday. And so you know, if you've read the.

735
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 4: Good Book, you know, Holidays, it's not with climate change.

736
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 12: And that's it's my closing speech.

737
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 2: Wait the book. Wait that the book has an ending.

738
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 2: That is the ending. This bitch not know about revelations.

739
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: What is happening right now? I gotta say is is

740
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 2: Noah Zark not a climate change?

741
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 10: Right?

742
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 2: Nobody believed him and then they died when they couldn't,

743
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: when they drowned. A No, no, no, it doesn't say

744
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: the words climate change. That's the thing, is what I'm saying.

745
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: I'm a literalist, so it's that's It's always funny when

746
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: people say stuff like, well, I don't need to put

747
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: my faith in experts, yet you are standing on two

748
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,959
Speaker 1: legs in a world based on the achievements of people

749
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,959
Speaker 1: who study the sac and the knowledge.

750
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 4: Of others, and to just be like, nah, actually I

751
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,720
Speaker 4: prefer knowing nothing before I do things.

752
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 9: Yeah?

753
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, what an insane take, Just nearly vibing out on faith.

754
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: When it's like, oh so do not go to the

755
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: doctor either, You're like, hey, I got this weird dark

756
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: spot on my skin, doc, which actually you know what,

757
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: why am I even here?

758
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 2: But but you know, does go to the doctor? Yeah right, exactly.

759
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,919
Speaker 2: It's like a melon car broke down. What you don't

760
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: need a mechanic that's science, No, No, it's just pray. Yeah, yeah,

761
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: that radiator fixed.

762
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 7: There was a scene in season one of The Pit

763
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 7: where someone is anti mask and comes in for a

764
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 7: procedure and gets mad that all the I have to

765
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 7: wear a mask in the er and her husband is

766
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 7: about to go up for surgery, and the doctor's like, okay, well,

767
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 7: so I'll just let them know up in the er

768
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 7: that when your husband gets up there that they don't

769
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 7: need to wear the masks or the scrubs or anything.

770
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like, I'm okay, I'm okay with the masks, right.

771
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, oh yeah, you do the surgery rack,

772
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 2: all right, Well, let's just do it right here with

773
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 2: having a steak knife and a fork and yeah.

774
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 4: There's also another episode of The Pit where there's a

775
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 4: kid that almost dies because they get measles because the

776
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 4: parents are anti vacs and they're like, well, his siblings

777
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 4: already got it and they made it fine, like through it,

778
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 4: so it's fine. And they're like, it's not fine. Your

779
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 4: son's literally near death, is what we're saying.

780
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, And what we're saying is yeah, and actually the.

781
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 4: Reason we do the vaccine is because you don't know

782
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 4: how severe it's gonna be, and because it can be

783
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 4: so severe randomly you just ayre like, gotta let this

784
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 4: third one be like y led, God, just throw the

785
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 4: dice or whatever you think, like insane.

786
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, which it's interesting too because like they don't you know,

787
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: a porn's not in the Bible, but they have real

788
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: strong opinions on that and stuff.

789
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but again, that's the thing when you use.

790
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: The Bible to just be like because clearly, like you

791
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: could tell this one is actually probably terrified at the

792
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: notion that things are so out of her control at

793
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: this point. Yeah, the only refuge she has sort of

794
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: emotionally is to be like, get that.

795
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 2: Fuck, get that shit out of your head. I think

796
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 2: that's a lot of people you got Jesus baby, come on, man,

797
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 2: like it's a fuck like your last bed at the

798
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: horse track. Yeah. Well, also people are like, if you

799
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 2: just put your faith in the Bible, then you don't

800
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: have to change your use of plastic and you don't

801
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 2: have to change Now, none of us are going to

802
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: be perfect about change, but God, there's a little bit

803
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 2: you could do, right, There's actually the sad thing is

804
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 2: there's a little bit we could all do to mitigate

805
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 2: a lot of this, Like it's always presented like climate

806
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 2: change it's hopeless. It's not. There are legitimate life changes

807
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: that won't affect our lives in such a profound way

808
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 2: in terms of inconvenience. We just don't want to do it.

809
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: And also like, look, lady, there are actual signs. There

810
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: are many people who are trying to really figure out

811
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 2: what to do. You just gotta fucking listen. Does it?

812
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: Does it change anything? Is Jesus gonna go hey, hey, hey, hey,

813
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: why are you doing with climate change? What I say

814
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: about that? Yeah, you better put your faith in me

815
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: and start rolling cold down the highway.

816
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 6: Such a that's just so how I always interpreted Jesus

817
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 6: a little aggressive, knocked.

818
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 2: That ship off. Huh huh? What do you want to

819
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: live with me and my dad?

820
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 9: Yes?

821
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I do want to live with you

822
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: and your dad. You better knock it off. You better

823
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 2: with me and my dad. Don't drink bud Light. You

824
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 2: know who drinks bud light?

825
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 4: Right?

826
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 2: You know who? You know who knock it off? Jesus

827
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: is also from Budweiser. Yeah, uh no, I thought they'd

828
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 2: with Pride month those cans talking about an abomination? S

829
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 2: all right, Jesus God, sorry, kind all right, let's take

830
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: a quick break and we'll come back.

831
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 1: I gotta get your guys take on one of the

832
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: smoothest criminals I think I've seen on the internet this year.

833
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back so again, crimeless.

834
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: This feels like a very apt video to sort of

835
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: check out. This is kind of blowing up on the

836
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: internet right now because this woman had a court hearing

837
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,959
Speaker 1: she joined via zoom over some unpaid debt.

838
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 2: It's like small claims court, it looks like and things

839
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 2: to a turn as the judge noticed that during the

840
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 2: hearing that maybe the defendant was driving in a car.

841
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 2: But again, she's very smart. She plays things very smoothly.

842
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 9: You cannot be driving, ma'am, what are you doing.

843
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 13: I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car.

844
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: Just based on what we're seeing right now, it's a

845
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: zoom screen. There's six boxes, the woman.

846
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: Behind the driver. The woman is clearly I mean, unless

847
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: there's like a really an amazing third row of seating

848
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 2: that looks like the box seat of a car, you

849
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: might be in the front and just based on the

850
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 2: side kiss in, that's driver. But we'll let her keep going.

851
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 9: You're still not I'm not here.

852
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 10: In cases with people driving where's passengers and cars?

853
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 13: Okay, I will pull over right.

854
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 10: Jord of us coming out to everybody's house and doing

855
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 10: these on boats and stuff in the summer.

856
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

857
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, I have an emergency. I'm going out of

858
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 13: town for a family member. But I will have my

859
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 13: driver pullover in on one second. I'm sorry.

860
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: I love my driver. I don't know how the driver

861
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: in the car with us, right. I gotta say, I'm

862
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: wildly impressed with this confidence. Yeah, it's yeah. If I

863
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 2: had just a little bit of this confidence, I would

864
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: own a company by now. Right. Yeah, because you have

865
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 2: to have the heart to lie straight to a judge.

866
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 7: Yeah to a judge, Yeah, your honor.

867
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: You can clearly see I'm not driving this car. I

868
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 2: am in England. Have you been to England? I see

869
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: she should have been a little bit northumber because that's

870
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 2: where she gets caught up. Because okay, maybe you got

871
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 2: through the first lazy rounds of questioning, but it's about

872
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: to ramp up.

873
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 13: Miss now that I wasn't allowed to be in a car.

874
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 2: But not one second. It looks like she has one

875
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 2: hand on the wheel.

876
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 9: Am I crazy? Or does it not look like you're

877
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 9: driving that car.

878
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 13: I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car.

879
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 9: Sir, passenger, what side of the car you want?

880
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 13: I'm on the left hand side.

881
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, Kimberly, you had it. You had it truly.

882
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 2: I thought she would be like, oh when you when

883
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 2: on facetimers zoomped lips.

884
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: And then so then the judge is like, are you

885
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: so clearly in the front seat? Like how she tries

886
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: to recover. She tries to recover.

887
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 9: How would you be on the left hand side if

888
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 9: you're a passenger in the front seat? Am I missing something?

889
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 13: Left hand? Right hand side? I'm sorry. I've been sitting

890
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 13: in a room.

891
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 2: I didn't know a room off classic diversion. I've been

892
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 2: sitting in a room. Now everyone's going, what's going on

893
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 2: with the room? They're there, they're they're thrown.

894
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 4: Nowging a life where you're like, well, I was sitting

895
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 4: in a different position in a room, So now.

896
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 2: I'm really confused. When I'm in the sky ry, I

897
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 2: was in a room. I don't know where north is anymore.

898
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: You know how room be?

899
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 4: It's confusing.

900
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 6: Oh man, Brian Brian bottom right hasn't even jumped in

901
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 6: yet he can't believe it.

902
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like his eyes are big. Yeah, that's probably

903
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 2: her attorney. He's like, I'm just my zoom is not working.

904
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 2: I'm fro. Yeah, he's I don't know what to do here.

905
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get by miss Ca.

906
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 4: He's quietly typing a like resignation.

907
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: Even he's like, I'm sorry, I won't be able to

908
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: represent you anymore. So anyway, you know how it is.

909
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: You're in a room and lefts right now.

910
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 2: The judge the sequels coming after the of the driver's side.

911
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 2: The judge is so gracious here, he's really calm.

912
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 9: Now you're lying to me right.

913
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 2: Oh, Kimberly, come on, Kimberly, I'm driver. He said, let

914
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 2: me see the driver.

915
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 9: Let me see the driver.

916
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 2: Oh you saw the hard drive spinning? Oh it did

917
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 2: the driver? Did she not assume this was coming?

918
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 4: Bro? The flinch, the flinch and then the next stretch.

919
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 2: Look, she's like looking off into the future where she

920
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: gets out of this right, and she's trying to like,

921
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 2: maybe I can manifest someone.

922
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 4: She's like, kind of, can I materialize the driver if

923
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,439
Speaker 4: I just look strict enough.

924
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: She's let me see the driver.

925
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 13: He on one second, I have to ask their permission.

926
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 2: Mark super smart, I get it, get it? Can I can?

927
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 2: I tell you what I would have done. I would

928
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,760
Speaker 2: have gone just quickly like no, don't get out, they

929
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 2: want to see you. No come back. They they just

930
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 2: got out quick and ran. Damn it. Every time I'm in.

931
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: Now I'm stuck in this parking lot until they come

932
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 2: back because I want Star Review. That's what Star Review

933
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 2: and I would drive. But I love the laws, so

934
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna She goes on. This is where it gets

935
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 2: a little dicey, because I think at this point she's

936
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 2: trying to figure out how to change the optics a

937
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,240
Speaker 2: bit where she's like, okay, they've they've got me pinned.

938
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 2: If there's on the driver side and I've got no driver,

939
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. So she's now getting

940
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 2: out of the car.

941
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 9: You're not in the drive. You weren't in the driver's side.

942
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 9: Do you think I'm that stupid?

943
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: She's going to the other side.

944
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 10: The fault judgment. Our paperwork says that we can't have that.

945
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 10: They can't drive, does it not, Jennifer.

946
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 2: I think she's getting me.

947
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 13: Sorry. I took a breath in and started choking, like this.

948
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I took a breath and started choking.

949
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 4: Look, a medical emergency is the next natural step in

950
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 4: this Liehock Well.

951
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: That was a different He was talking to I think

952
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: someone like in the like in an administrative capacity in

953
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: the court, being like, when people get this, they know,

954
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 1: like we write down that you can't do this in

955
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: a car, even if you're a passenger.

956
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,720
Speaker 2: And she was checking.

957
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 1: But what's great is this woman Kimberly, who is the

958
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: one lying. She's now just now, she's just standing on

959
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 1: the other side of the car, as if that's gonna change.

960
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 9: It can be in a car.

961
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: I don't know.

962
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 5: You're on right.

963
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 4: Have to look at it a line at it does

964
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 4: not say that I cannot be in a car.

965
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 9: I'm entering a default judgment.

966
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 10: You lied to me Judgment nineteen twenty one, eighty five,

967
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 10: send me your council and put in their defendant was

968
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 10: not available at the time, and then was driving a

969
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 10: car and telling the court she was not.

970
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 9: I'm entering a default judgment. Have a great day, Thank.

971
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 2: You, Mike. Drop God. She had so many, so many opportunities.

972
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 4: And it also said right that her license is suspended.

973
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 2: Is that what you said?

974
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that was that was one of the I

975
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 7: don't know if that she was. I said driver was

976
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 7: suspended license stunts court.

977
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: With oh yes.

978
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 4: So in addition to all of this, she literally had

979
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 4: a suspended places, could have easily not been driving right,

980
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 4: it was on her own, could have easily parked, got out,

981
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 4: started the zoom.

982
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 2: Full over, full over.

983
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she could have just done again anything else, but

984
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: it like she does like she lies this the same

985
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,280
Speaker 1: way Trump does, but Trump doesn't get pressed with follow

986
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: ups in such quick succession where it falls aparties quickly.

987
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 2: So this one she like, I get it.

988
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: You just pushed the boat out into choppy Water's like,

989
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: fuck it, man, let's just go with this.

990
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not I'm the passenger. Yeah, are you sure

991
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 2: about that?

992
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:21,919
Speaker 4: Yeah?

993
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? What side you on the last ship? The right?

994
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 2: But I was in a room. You're on her the left.

995
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 4: How do you not even bring a blanket to drape

996
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 4: over the seatbelt that it's.

997
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:39,399
Speaker 2: Clear the left side? Like the loft it Yeah, duh,

998
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: yeah you driving? Oh you thought I was in America.

999
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 2: I'm in Ireland right now taking this call. So many options.

1000
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like we've like Rory, we've run into

1001
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 7: stories like this on Crime List, and it's always like

1002
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 7: when you get caught in the line that you should

1003
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 7: immediately tell the truth. But it's when people don't tell

1004
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 7: the truth that they get into these incredible pain themselves,

1005
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 7: into these incredible cores where they have to keep escalating

1006
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 7: the low.

1007
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it escalates so quickly. Yeah, exactly.

1008
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: And even like if even going like with your six

1009
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: point plan, Rory, you would have ended up having to

1010
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,439
Speaker 1: either sprint out of the car do a really great

1011
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: dramatic performance. It's it's relying on doing some extra work

1012
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: that you might not be prepared to do.

1013
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 4: But you know, just you didn't graduate from improvalympic. I

1014
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 4: just don't think that you could handle a lot. The

1015
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 4: judge about driving driving, Yeah, you just don't have the qualification.

1016
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: This is level one improv okay level this is the scene.

1017
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 2: You're clearly in the driver's seat, the judges asking you're there.

1018
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 2: Figure out a way to.

1019
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: Convince the judge you're not driving, all right, and let's go,

1020
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: h Rory, Josh, thank you so much for joining us

1021
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: on the daily site Geist today. Where can the people

1022
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 1: find you, follow you and consume your content? And what

1023
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: are some works of media.

1024
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, I mean, first off, our Crimeless podcast,

1025
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: you can check that out out drops weekly and you know,

1026
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 2: we've been doing I don't know how many episodes we're

1027
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 2: at now, but we're almost officially wrapped on the first

1028
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: batch here, So if you're kind of late to it,

1029
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 2: if you're just hearing about it now, go back to

1030
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 2: the beginning, jump all the way in for me at

1031
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 2: Rory Scovell ryscovell dot com. I'm on tour doing stand

1032
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: up to a bunch of tour dates in there and

1033
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 2: the show Rooster on HBO. Check it out if you

1034
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 2: get a chance. How about you, Josh, Yeah, you should

1035
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 2: go see Rory on tour. Not a lot of dates left, right,

1036
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 2: Rory building up to your special? That's right.

1037
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, So new episodes of Crime has drop every Thursday,

1038
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 7: and even though we have almost wrapped recording the first season,

1039
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 7: I think they're still fifteen or twenty to go, so yeah,

1040
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 7: catch up. They're not timely. You could listen to twenty

1041
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 7: in a row if you want. Benj I also hosted

1042
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 7: another show called Chameleon, which is a little less funny

1043
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,919
Speaker 7: but hopefully ill is good and uh, you can find

1044
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 7: me personally at Josh teen sixty six on all socials nice.

1045
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 12: Uh.

1046
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: Is there any works in the media you guys are

1047
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: enjoying social media or otherwise traditional boneless?

1048
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 2: Great question. I don't know. I tried to stay off

1049
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 2: social media as much as I can because I had

1050
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 2: a pretty hard addiction to it. So I always just

1051
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 2: now peek over people's shoulders at the airport. Hey, what

1052
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 2: do you say? Oh you follow them? Yeah, you.

1053
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 4: Shady, You're just whispering well into strangers ears grol Oh my.

1054
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 14: God, l ol that last video go back hard, No, no,

1055
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 14: you tweet that? Yeah, yeah, post post a post a

1056
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 14: picture of buzz light here though, quote DM that to

1057
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 14: someone you hate. Build a bridge, Build a bridge.

1058
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 2: Josh, How about you any any media, movie, music, art, whatever.

1059
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 2: Oh man, I just saw Project tail Mary. It's so good. Yeah,

1060
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 2: going very soon.

1061
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, so so so good, like legitimately fantastic, fun, joyous.

1062
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 7: It's a nice escape from the world, which is also

1063
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,919
Speaker 7: why I don't do I'm not as dedicated as Rory.

1064
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 7: I do allow myself Instagram, but if you're to open

1065
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,439
Speaker 7: to my Instagram, it's all like modern houses. I can't

1066
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 7: afford dogs and cats and funny shit and like adorable

1067
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 7: tiny animals. If I had just if there's one video

1068
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 7: I would recommend people check out, though it was there's

1069
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 7: a mash up or a roundup of chihuahuas wearing masks

1070
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 7: surprising sleeping dogs, and it is the most outrageously hilarious

1071
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 7: thing I've watched this week. So imagine a Golden Retriever

1072
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 7: waking up with it with a tiny dog wearing like

1073
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 7: a human mask, and that Golden Retriever reacts exactly how

1074
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 7: you're expected to react, completely loses it.

1075
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 2: Shit, I love it. Sophia, What about you? Where do

1076
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 2: people find you? Follow you all that?

1077
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,240
Speaker 4: The Sophie s O F I y A on everything,

1078
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 4: But I really only use Instagram probably and threads. And

1079
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 4: you know you can find me with Miles on our

1080
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 4: podcast for twenty Day Fiance yep, where we talk about

1081
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,240
Speaker 4: our favorite podcast ninety dance.

1082
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 2: Favorite show, not our favorite podcast. Sorry god, now it's

1083
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 2: gonna listen forever. There goes a world tour.

1084
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 4: Go to my Instagram. I do shows in Portland, Okay, yeah,

1085
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 4: check them out.

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Speaker 2: Uh find me everywhere at Miles of Gray.

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Speaker 1: Fortunyce also talking about footy soccer football on Ain't a

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Speaker 1: footy with Jamel Johnson and Chris R.

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Speaker 2: Martin. Uh, good group of lads. As we talk about

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Speaker 2: it's probably the most unhinged soccer podcast out there. Most

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Speaker 2: people like talking about tactics. We're talking about weird nonsense shit. Yes,

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Speaker 2: get three funny people and like just it just takes tangents,

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Speaker 2: just a piece of media, like just the Onion.

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Speaker 1: They still they're killing it with the headlines they have

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Speaker 1: this one. It just says archaeological dig uncovers ancient race

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Speaker 1: of skeleton people.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Onion has crushed it for so long. It's

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Speaker 2: kind of insane. It's the consistency is wild. But no

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Speaker 2: one has excuse when the Onion has been doing it

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Speaker 2: this well for this long. Truly, I don't LIGHTTPSLF the

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Speaker 2: whole time. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: You can find us everywhere at daily Zeitgeist that's on

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Speaker 1: Twitter and or Twitter Blue Sky.

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Speaker 2: You can find us at the dais I guess on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: You go to the description of this episode wherever you're

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Speaker 2: listening now, and at the bottom you can find the footnotes.

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Speaker 1: Footnotes thank you Sophia for backing me up, which is

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Speaker 1: where we link off to the information where we talked

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Speaker 1: about in today's episode. We also link off to a

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Speaker 1: song that we think you might enjoy. Uh, just want

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Speaker 1: to give you something to blow the just the doors

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Speaker 1: off your car, you know what I mean. Turn when

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Speaker 1: you adjust the audio level of your car, turn base

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Speaker 1: all the way up and just maybe give it a

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Speaker 1: little bit more of the trouble and then play this track.

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Speaker 1: It's called geeked Up by Outlawings. It's just like just

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Speaker 1: again a trunk rattler and I feel like for me

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Speaker 1: wanting to feel like a teenager again.

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Speaker 2: This is the kind of music I would have played

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Speaker 2: on a Friday.

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Speaker 1: Night, So geeked Up Outlawings check it out. That's gonna

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Speaker 1: do it for us this week. We will be back

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Speaker 1: again Monday with a tell you what's happened over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: and also on Saturday you'll get the greatest Hits of

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Speaker 1: the week episode you can check out if you didn't

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Speaker 1: listen to everything this week. And again is that guys

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Speaker 1: a production of I Ourheart Radio. So for more podcasts,

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Speaker 1: check out the Arheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or.

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Speaker 2: Wherever you get your favorite schools for free. We'll talk

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Speaker 2: to you later. Bye now.

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Speaker 4: The Daily Zeite Guys as executive produced by Catherine Long,

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Speaker 4: co produced by Bea Wang.

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Speaker 2: Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by jm mcnapp,

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Speaker 2: edited and engineered by Justin Connor,