1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: Jubils. Dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: Remember texting four one of six one. You can tell 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: us anything, just tell us you have a dirty little secret. 4 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: And we always keep you anonymous. That's why I feel 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: free to say whatever you want. We don't even ask 6 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: what your name is, so nobody will know who you are. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: We give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And on the 8 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: phone right now, Vlassic Pickles is on the phone. Yeah, 9 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: Dill or sweet Dill. Flash, you're a big Vlassic. It's 10 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: a it's a brand. Well, let's go with flacid flaccid pickles. 11 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 1: How's it going, Spears, It's it's it's going good. It's 12 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: going crunchy, all right, crunchy Pickley. What's up? Man? You 13 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 1: got dirty little secret? Yeah? I do. Um. You know, 14 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: back in high school, I was I was a horny 15 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: little fella. So your typical boy. You were a male 16 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: in high school, yea, And that was such an awkward time. 17 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: There's a big times. Well yes, they were good times, 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: but also a lot of awkward times. Just the things 19 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: that happened to you when you're that age female male 20 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: same you know, like we're all going through stuff. Puberty 21 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,400 Speaker 1: is a weird time for dude, though. It is very 22 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: uncomfortable though, to like sit in your class and go 23 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: it's almost not for the bell ring? How can I 24 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 1: stand up right now? How can I stand up right now? 25 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: So embarrassing? Was that something you deal with? Yes, it was, Alex, 26 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: but particularly it would happen on the ride home on 27 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,839 Speaker 1: the bus, when you know we'd go over the speed 28 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: bumps a little bit excited. It's always when you never 29 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: wanted it to happen. You're like, all right, this is happening, 30 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:35,960 Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do right, and then 31 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 1: my stuff would be coming up soon. But I didn't 32 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: get off exactly. You could get off until the next one. Oh, 33 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: I get it all right, So sorry about that. You 34 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: are a typical male in high school. Yeah, this is 35 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: actually about a time when I got a little too 36 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: excited too, Okay, except not at school. It was at 37 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: my stern Thanksgiving. Oh well, the meal must have been 38 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: great then. Oh you know I had to do it, 39 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: like I couldn't have control what was about to happen, 40 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: So I excuse myself. I go up into the shower 41 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: to take care of business, and I take my phone 42 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 1: with me for a little inspiration, and you know it's 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 1: it's slippery in there. So I drop and I cracked 44 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: my phone, and this is like, this is expensive, Like 45 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: I'm going to get in deep that I broke it. 46 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: So I think to myself, how do I fix this? 47 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,080 Speaker 1: So I decide I'll just go to the basement, throw 48 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: myself down the stairs, and make it look like that's 49 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:48,359 Speaker 1: how I dropped my phone. At that age, I would 50 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 1: have done the same thing now, being my age and 51 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: probably you two being older. When you get older as 52 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: a guy and you realize that's just natural and normal 53 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,119 Speaker 1: and that's what we do, and if you're not being 54 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: weird about it, it's fine. Now you would admitted you 55 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 1: walk up be like, hey, guys, check this out. I 56 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,799 Speaker 1: was just doing this and I slept and broke my phone. 57 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Anybody else they just they're embarrassed by it. 58 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: So I would throw myself down the stairs and pretend 59 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: that I broke my phone that way too. You guys are, oh, yeah, 60 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: that's what I did. I ended up breaking my leg too. 61 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 1: Oh oh no, wow, Okay. Kids sometimes are so stupid. 62 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: So yeah, literally, all you had to say was that 63 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 1: you dropped your phone. I would break both of my 64 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: legs to avoid my mom looking me in the eyes. 65 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: You didn't have to tell her that part of it, 66 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: though you could. You couldn't even help it, though he can. 67 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: He just has too much guilt, a guilty conscience for him. 68 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: Did it ever cross the mind to just tell your mom, Hey, 69 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: I dropped my phone and not the whole story behind it, 70 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: and now not at the time. Yeah, yeah, at the 71 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: time as well, because when you were in that sight 72 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: of mine, right, you're not thinking straight. Yeah, especially when 73 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 1: you're doing something, yeah, something that you probably shouldn't be doing. 74 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 1: Thanks Thanksgiving dinner, right, Yeah, and your phone in the shower? 75 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: How old were you? I was fifteen. I was gonna 76 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: say you took you you were looking at what Ford. 77 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: That's the other thing too. If you broke it and 78 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: they could still see what you're like, Oh, I would 79 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: have just demolished that thing. Yeah, because you couldn't you 80 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: have a chance to like erase the thing or maybe 81 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: the video is still up there and you can't. Yeah, 82 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: that's why I had to break it, But I ended 83 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 1: up breaking my leg and I haven't told anybody. Your 84 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: secrets sort of safe with us, Thanks for telling us. Man, 85 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 1: thank you, but I feel weight lifted. What's your dirty 86 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 1: little secret.