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Speaker 1: to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with me as always
Speaker 1: as Charles W. Chuck Bryant and uh, this is stuff
Speaker 1: you should do. That's right. A Shark Week edition. Week edition,
Speaker 1: Happy Shark Week, Chuck, Happy Shark Week. In honor of
Speaker 1: Shark Week, I got you a little present. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is that? It's the jabber Jaw DVD box set?
Speaker 1: Oh is it? That's awesome? Thank you. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: going to get you speed Buggy. Um. If I am correct,
Speaker 1: then this should be coming out the Thursday before Shark Week.
Speaker 1: Oh good time. Yeah. So Shark Week actually starts in
Speaker 1: three days on Sunday. I'm so embarrassed that I give
Speaker 1: you president early. That's okay, okay, we we like to
Speaker 1: open on Christmas Eve. Here. Um, are you're doing okay?
Speaker 1: You're feeling good? Yeah? I thought that we wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to find anything here to do on sharks, but
Speaker 1: we never really covered specifically shark attacks. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: it's high time we did, because I think that, Um,
Speaker 1: thanks to a growing, growingly, increasingly enlightened, populous, sharks are
Speaker 1: losing a lot of the bad rap they had for many,
Speaker 1: many years since. And I feel like we're here to
Speaker 1: kind of help hasten that along a little bit and
Speaker 1: strike fear into your heart. Well, yeah, it depends this. This
Speaker 1: This is going to be kind of a roller coaster ride,
Speaker 1: because this article is a roller coaster ride. We're talking
Speaker 1: about how shark attacks work, um, and we should say
Speaker 1: first and foremost, right off the bat, that you can
Speaker 1: make a pretty good case almost all shark attacks are
Speaker 1: cases of mistaken identity. Yeah. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is a real stat but um, Gary Atkinson, who is
Speaker 1: a diver more a big just big mistakes more usually
Speaker 1: indicates not a real stat probably, but I bet it's
Speaker 1: pretty high because, especially when it's contained in a book
Speaker 1: that has an exclamation point in the title. Sharks don't
Speaker 1: like people that were not fatty enough for them. They
Speaker 1: don't seek us out, they don't like the way we taste,
Speaker 1: and when they bite us, they probably think we are
Speaker 1: a big turtle or a sea lion. That's just that's
Speaker 1: what's going on. And when you look at the photo.
Speaker 1: Was it bioluminescence we talked about looking up from the ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you see the silhouette, a dude on a surfboard
Speaker 1: or a lady on a surfboard looks an awful lot
Speaker 1: like a sea turtle or a sea lion. Yeah. If
Speaker 1: you're interested, go to how stuffworks dot com and type
Speaker 1: in how sharkitects working. On the first page, there's a
Speaker 1: pretty cool little illustration of how a surfer looks like
Speaker 1: a sea turtle or or a sea lion. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: know what the spinning image. The point is is by
Speaker 1: looks you, you may look like a sea lion. Once
Speaker 1: the shark figures out that you're not, however, it's probably
Speaker 1: going to leave you alone. The great white, we should say,
Speaker 1: But of course it may be too late. At that point.
Speaker 1: In between those two points, the sharks gonna bite you, probably,
Speaker 1: especially if it's a great white. Um. That's pretty much
Speaker 1: the number one reason for shark attacks, like we said,
Speaker 1: is you are confused for another food source. Um. And
Speaker 1: if it is a great white and you are bitten,
Speaker 1: and it will probably leave you alone and not come
Speaker 1: back right And depending on the severity of that first bite,
Speaker 1: that test bite as they call it um, which a
Speaker 1: could be um I think your food or be apparently uh,
Speaker 1: there's a food chain of sharks. Even well they were,
Speaker 1: they will like bite another shark to say, did get
Speaker 1: away from me? And I know I didn't hurt you
Speaker 1: that bad because your shark. But if you're human, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden your midsection is missing. That's another explanation
Speaker 1: for shark at texts. Aggression. Yeah, if the sharks are
Speaker 1: if they are just kind of messing around with one
Speaker 1: another when they do it to you, that hurts confusion.
Speaker 1: Um aggression. Hunger is another one too. And if you're
Speaker 1: like say a spear fisherman, and you're just laying waste
Speaker 1: to like a school of fish coco cocoon, cocoon, right, um,
Speaker 1: and the fish are flapping around, they're bleeding, you have
Speaker 1: two huge stimulus. There's a stimuli. Yeah, man, this whole
Speaker 1: bailout just screw me up. Man. Um that the sharks
Speaker 1: can pick up that are that they are specially designed,
Speaker 1: if you believe in intelligent, designed to pick up um
Speaker 1: blood in the water, and they can smell that stuff
Speaker 1: for miles, dude, for miles, and I couldn't find any
Speaker 1: actual real stat on that. I think I've seen like
Speaker 1: another one of those sharks stats which are always a
Speaker 1: little hinky, which is like they can smell blood, like
Speaker 1: a drop of blood for five miles or something, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they can they can they smell some blood. They
Speaker 1: can smell some blood. Yeah. The other way that they're
Speaker 1: being attracted is the fish flapping around actually generates electrical impulses,
Speaker 1: and the shark have an organ called the ampullae of
Speaker 1: Lorenzini you should say this chuck, which is basically a
Speaker 1: series of tubes that are connected that connect the exterior
Speaker 1: of the skin with um electricity or electrical sensing cells.
Speaker 1: That basically it's another way of sharks detecting movement prey.
Speaker 1: It's on the snout. So when you have a bunch
Speaker 1: of fish dying that it's going to attract the shark.
Speaker 1: And if you're standing in the middle of it, the
Speaker 1: shark is not really gonna care what you look like
Speaker 1: or what you're doing. There's just so worked up it's
Speaker 1: gonna bite you and confused. Maybe, uh, what I learned
Speaker 1: from the sharkles you don't want to confuse the shark. No,
Speaker 1: and you don't want to be standing in the middle
Speaker 1: of their um, their prey, like a big massive their
Speaker 1: prey um. And also too, I know we're pointed this
Speaker 1: out before in the I think, how to defend yourself,
Speaker 1: but the Apulia Laurentzen gonna bunch that one. It's in
Speaker 1: the snout. So that's why they tell you to like
Speaker 1: trying head butter, punch the shark in the mouth. Now
Speaker 1: you imagine get taking a sock right to the electrical cells.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine delivering that punch, like having the wherewithal
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, I'm supposed to punch you, now
Speaker 1: I'm missing an arm. I think you. I think you
Speaker 1: might surprise yourself. You just react. If you have a
Speaker 1: healthy ego, then you would. Yeah, you'd probably punch that shark. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't. You can't say that. You just haven't been
Speaker 1: put in any life threatening situations yet. Okay yet, alright,
Speaker 1: so hold on, hold on, there's another good explanation for
Speaker 1: why sharks attack defense. Oh they feel threatened, Yeah by humans.
Speaker 1: Oh the divers that tug on the nurse sharks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the nurse sharks a big one that likes to attack
Speaker 1: when somebody pulls on its tail. Yeah, and why people
Speaker 1: do this, I don't know, but apparently the nurse shark
Speaker 1: is kind of funny and that it sort of will
Speaker 1: be still at the bottom of the ocean and it
Speaker 1: wears a wig and the old nurses cap because you're like,
Speaker 1: I gotta push that thing around exactly. But apparently there
Speaker 1: are some divers who like, well like tug on their
Speaker 1: tail because they think it's just some harmless game, and
Speaker 1: then they find out that the hand because the nurse
Speaker 1: shark is generous with its bite, right. Um, so because
Speaker 1: of jerks like that pulling in a nurse shark tails. Um,
Speaker 1: there is a division in the statistics of shark attacks
Speaker 1: provoked and unprovoked jerks and what the heck happened? Or
Speaker 1: stupid people and what the heck happened? Why do you
Speaker 1: provoke a shark? Um? So let's talk about what goes
Speaker 1: down with the shark attack. Okay, here's the fair warning part.
Speaker 1: We're going. Um, we has been climbing a hill, now
Speaker 1: we're about to go down the hill. There are roller
Speaker 1: coaster ride Okay, okay, um, well what yeah, this is
Speaker 1: when you have fear? Should I read the Jaws thing?
Speaker 1: If you want, I might as well. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: this is Quint from Jaws. The thing about a shark
Speaker 1: is he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a dolls eyes.
Speaker 1: When he comes at you, he doesn't even seem to
Speaker 1: be living until he bites you, and those black eyes
Speaker 1: roll over a white and then dot dot dot, Thank you.
Speaker 1: You're the rich little of this podcast. That was not
Speaker 1: a good Quint, but that's what it is. In my
Speaker 1: top ten, used to be in my top five all
Speaker 1: time movies. Jaws. Yeah what knocked it out? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just over the years, you know, things built up. Jaws
Speaker 1: falls behind a little bit. Yeah what what knocked it
Speaker 1: out of the I don't know specifically what knocked it out?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but Jaws circuits was what of it was? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean every time this movie is on, I will
Speaker 1: watch it and I do not get sick of It's
Speaker 1: one of my favorites. So here's where we scare the
Speaker 1: crap out of you, because usually you will learn that
Speaker 1: you are being attacked by a shark by getting run
Speaker 1: into by a car, is what some people have said.
Speaker 1: It feels like it depends again, it depends on the shark.
Speaker 1: So we should point out The three most deadly sharks
Speaker 1: are great whites, tigers, and bull sharks bulls. If you
Speaker 1: get hit by what feels like a truck, it's probably
Speaker 1: a bull shark. If all of a sudden you're missing
Speaker 1: an arm, it was probably a great white or possibly
Speaker 1: a tiger. But it seems like bulls and tigers are
Speaker 1: the ones that bump you first, and the great white
Speaker 1: takes the test bite. Yeah, and bulls are known to
Speaker 1: for being one of the more aggressive as far as
Speaker 1: like usually a shark will bite you and then kind
Speaker 1: of leave you right and the bull shark will is
Speaker 1: one of the only ones that will come back repeatedly.
Speaker 1: Or someone's trying to save you, they might attack them.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll hang around a little more than I'm comfortable
Speaker 1: with one are the other big problems with the bull
Speaker 1: shark is that they attack in shallow water. Ye, so
Speaker 1: if you see a bullshark, just run um. So what's
Speaker 1: going on here with the test bite, Well, a could
Speaker 1: be a test bight b When they feed on like
Speaker 1: a sea lion, they don't just go in there and
Speaker 1: like feed on it like a frenzy until it's all gone.
Speaker 1: They bite it and then let it bleed to death,
Speaker 1: and then once the animal is dead, then they'll go
Speaker 1: an inchow down. So pretty frightening if you're a person
Speaker 1: it is. So you're saying that, Um, it's like getting
Speaker 1: hit by a truck. Let's say it's a bullet shark attack. Um.
Speaker 1: That's a quote from Don Shauman, who was pregnant as
Speaker 1: a lifeguard when she was attacked in Florida. Um. And
Speaker 1: she survived because she wrote a book about it. Another
Speaker 1: person who wrote a book, I believe uh is surfer
Speaker 1: Kenny doot doo u d t do. And he was
Speaker 1: doing his surfing thing in nineteen seventy nine in Oregon.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you surfed Oregon. Yeah, sure, surf Oregon. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you got to have the wet suits. It's
Speaker 1: cold outher but it's cold in southern California too specific. Yea. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Kenny Do was surfing and all of a sudden, Um,
Speaker 1: he was a shark. This is probably a great white
Speaker 1: because all of a sudden he was in the jaws
Speaker 1: of a shark and it had it had him and
Speaker 1: his surfboard in its bite, and the surfboard probably saved
Speaker 1: his life because that shark was originally trying to like
Speaker 1: that because he couldn't get that full bite down. He's
Speaker 1: apparently very determined, and he kept trying and trying for
Speaker 1: about twenty seconds. By Duke's testament, dude was totally out
Speaker 1: of the water. He was pulled under the water and
Speaker 1: the shark couldn't get him under because again the surfboard.
Speaker 1: So he lived another day. He lived to see another day,
Speaker 1: although he said that the doctor who fixed him up
Speaker 1: um stopped counting his stitches when he reached five hundred,
Speaker 1: which is a pretty patient doctor, but also kind of lazy,
Speaker 1: like why do you get there and just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, forget it? He yeah, he took them
Speaker 1: all out at about two fifty because he forgot where
Speaker 1: he was and started over. And this is the guy
Speaker 1: that said he heard his like ribs breaking right, all right.
Speaker 1: You have to remember people, roller coaster. This is extremely rare. Chuck.
Speaker 1: We talked about how like the great white feeds bite,
Speaker 1: leave you to blie to death, come back and feed
Speaker 1: on you. Um. We talked about the bull shark. It
Speaker 1: hits and then circles, hitching in circles, and then eventually
Speaker 1: it's gonna bite you and like you said, like it'll
Speaker 1: attack somebody coming to try to rescue you. The tiger
Speaker 1: shark is um one of the deadliest ones, especially in
Speaker 1: the deep sea. Um. Apparently they like to pick off
Speaker 1: the week and the wounded like um, and they'll circle
Speaker 1: for a while and then they'll bump and then they'll bite.
Speaker 1: And there's this very famous story of the U S
Speaker 1: sus Indianapolis that was sunk in the Pacific in nineteen five.
Speaker 1: The story quintells, Oh, yeah, he was one of the dudes. Okay,
Speaker 1: this character Okay, not Robert Shaw right, um, although, man,
Speaker 1: that would have been some serious would it be method
Speaker 1: or character? I don't even know real life? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess it's not even acting. Um. So in in nine
Speaker 1: Indianapolis Thanking, a thousand crew members survived the sinking, but
Speaker 1: by the time the rescuers showed up a few days later,
Speaker 1: there were only three seventeen men left thanks to shark attacks,
Speaker 1: and these tigers were just circling them and like, according
Speaker 1: to quinn story, which is pretty accurate, just like you know,
Speaker 1: you'd be talking to a guy and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden he's gone and you're just waiting, and it didn't
Speaker 1: get called in because it was wasn't it They were
Speaker 1: delivering the bomb? Oh right, yeah, is that right? They
Speaker 1: were delivering the bomb, which is why it was such
Speaker 1: a top secret operation. And because it was top secret,
Speaker 1: it didn't get called in and reported missing for like
Speaker 1: a couple of days. Even so, it was pretty scary stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all over, So that means that there's a undetonated nuclear
Speaker 1: bomb at the bottom of the Pacific. Actually, I don't
Speaker 1: know that part. I would guess. I mean, if they
Speaker 1: were delivering it and it was sunk, I have to
Speaker 1: look into that or maybe that. I don't think Steven
Speaker 1: Spielberg made that up. I think that's real. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: definitely in the movie, though Steven Spielberg is not known
Speaker 1: for making things up. What there's like aliens et s.
Speaker 1: So you did say something kind of important here about
Speaker 1: um Finally, tiger sharks out in the deep sea are
Speaker 1: a little more dangerous. Most people get attacked closer to shore.
Speaker 1: And that doesn't mean you should be afraid because close
Speaker 1: to shore is dangerous. It's just because that's where the
Speaker 1: people are. Yes, you know, so most people don't swim out,
Speaker 1: you know, in the the middle of the deep blue ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy wouldn't know. Well, that's the that's part of
Speaker 1: the point. Um so um, back down another another hill.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit a little bit scary now because
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about what happens during the shark attack
Speaker 1: or what the shark attack does to your person. Well,
Speaker 1: one surgeon who operated on a teenage surfer in Australia
Speaker 1: said that when her leg was lopped off, he described
Speaker 1: as guillotine like. So it can be very swift in
Speaker 1: the case of a limb, and very clean, and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden there's just no arm there anymore. Forty
Speaker 1: pounds of pressure per square inch with his teeth, the
Speaker 1: size of a shot glass. If you listen to Richard Drynus,
Speaker 1: that's what he says in the movie. I okay, have
Speaker 1: you ever seen johs Okay, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: if it was ever in my top ten, it's like
Speaker 1: up there for sure, it's such a great movie, But
Speaker 1: I don't okay. I can recognize when you say things
Speaker 1: like quint and size of a shot class, shot class,
Speaker 1: and okay Cooper and all that stuff. Do you remember
Speaker 1: what Roy what's his name? Yeah, what his character was,
Speaker 1: Chief Brodie he dream brody uh noady Um. So if
Speaker 1: you don't lose a limb, you're probably gonna get like
Speaker 1: a large piece of your flesh removed, like from your thigh,
Speaker 1: from room mid section or something like that. Yeah. Usually
Speaker 1: if you're getting a type by a good size great white,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get you in your midsection. Like you said,
Speaker 1: uh and uh. You may end up like a guy
Speaker 1: named Rodney Fox who was a spear fisherman who was
Speaker 1: attacked near Adelaide, Australia, nineteen sixty three and basically he
Speaker 1: was bitten from shoulder to hip and a lot of
Speaker 1: them was missing after that. Have you seen pictures of
Speaker 1: that guy? Yeah? I did when I researched the shark
Speaker 1: stuff a couple of years ago. It's like a shark
Speaker 1: bite missing from him. Yeah, like a little crescent and
Speaker 1: out of the side of him. I don't know if
Speaker 1: little is the right word. Well, yeah, it's not little. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty startling time life photo. I think you're
Speaker 1: probably gonna die by bleeding to death because you're gonna
Speaker 1: be suffering from massive amounts of blood loss at this point,
Speaker 1: and by the time you get into shore and get
Speaker 1: someone there to help you, it's maybe too late. So
Speaker 1: having someone on shore that can stop the blood is
Speaker 1: like really key to your survival. Um. And there's a
Speaker 1: kid who was attacked off Cape sam Blasts in two
Speaker 1: thousand five who was saved because the doctor and a
Speaker 1: nurse happened to be on shore on vacation and they
Speaker 1: stopped the bleeding by putting pressure on this leg, which
Speaker 1: I assume was where the shark bit him. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: but if you're in cold water, you actually have something
Speaker 1: in your favor and that the cold water is going
Speaker 1: to slow down your physical processes, so including your blood loss,
Speaker 1: so you'll you won't waste as much time in the
Speaker 1: trip to shore, right, So I guess the Pacific Ocean
Speaker 1: would be a little better in Oregon surf Oregon. Um.
Speaker 1: And then another thing, you're gonna run into his infection
Speaker 1: because you just got bitten by a shark and you
Speaker 1: rolled around on the beach and people were touching you,
Speaker 1: and um, you know they're teenagers and lifeguards and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and they're all dirty and you might get
Speaker 1: an infection from it. That seems like it could be
Speaker 1: the least of your worries. But can you imagine though,
Speaker 1: like surviving the sharks pipe and then dying from an
Speaker 1: infection from it, especially in this day, and it's very sad. Okay, So, um,
Speaker 1: we've got the We talked about the three deadliest types
Speaker 1: of sharks, um, the tiger, the bowl and the great white.
Speaker 1: Well there's a reason, um, And they're actually like they
Speaker 1: kind of fly in the face of the idea that
Speaker 1: they're deadly because they want to kill you and your
Speaker 1: whole family and they would come into your house at
Speaker 1: night if they could, which is the prevalent view of sharks,
Speaker 1: where it wasn't at least until about five years ago.
Speaker 1: But these things are extremely widespread. You can find them
Speaker 1: all over the world. Um. They're big enough so that
Speaker 1: a human, which is a pretty good sized animal itself ourselves, um,
Speaker 1: can look like prey, which is something they're interested in. Um.
Speaker 1: They're powerful enough that that initial test bite can kill you.
Speaker 1: Even though the shark was like, oh this is gross,
Speaker 1: like a little reef shark, You're gonna have a little
Speaker 1: bit of troubles, but you know, you could probably get
Speaker 1: over that. I think the worst thing that can happen
Speaker 1: to you underwater, besides losing your life, is one of
Speaker 1: those little fish swimming into your urethra. What yeah, that happens? What? Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll show you later man. Really yeah, man,
Speaker 1: in the I believe the Amazon. What does it do
Speaker 1: exactly what I just said? Yeah, but I mean after
Speaker 1: that feeds, once it's in there, it feeds. Good lord.
Speaker 1: So the other, the other um factor that makes those
Speaker 1: three the deadliest sharks is that they're at the top
Speaker 1: of the food chain, which means that they're not afraid
Speaker 1: of humans. If it knows you're a human, it's not
Speaker 1: going to be like, oh god, human, It'll be like,
Speaker 1: you know, want to feel a little hiky today. Uh
Speaker 1: So those are the why those three are the most dangerous.
Speaker 1: But like we said, um, hammer heads, makos, nurse sharks,
Speaker 1: reef sharks, black tips, they can all bite when threatened
Speaker 1: or by mistake. It happens. Um. I remember when we
Speaker 1: swam in the Georgia Aquarium, hammer head sharks were in there,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't super worried because people do this all
Speaker 1: the time, but it's still at one point I did
Speaker 1: look down and see that hammer head shark, you know,
Speaker 1: ten feet from me, and think, all right, well, there's
Speaker 1: a shark, and this is as close as I've ever
Speaker 1: been to one, and it is so weird looking. Actually,
Speaker 1: not as close as as someone in a wave when
Speaker 1: one time when I was in the ocean. No, just
Speaker 1: a shark like jetting through a wave that was crashing
Speaker 1: over me and he just flew by. I saw, like
Speaker 1: the silhouette. The wave is like Nature's aquai. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I told the guy the lifeguard was like, dude, I
Speaker 1: just saw a shark, like really close to me. He said,
Speaker 1: how big was it? Said? About three ft long. He's like,
Speaker 1: what was he doing? Said, he sort of just surfing
Speaker 1: through the wave. He's like it's fine. He's like, we
Speaker 1: see him out here all the time. And he was
Speaker 1: probably saying it's fine because the shark was probably long
Speaker 1: gone by the time you talked to the lifeguard. It's
Speaker 1: a good point. They don't like to stay in one
Speaker 1: place for very long. And there's even a school of
Speaker 1: thought that multiple shark attacks in the location are not
Speaker 1: the result of a single shark. They are pretty much
Speaker 1: coincidence or there's something that's going on around there that
Speaker 1: we're not aware of that's attracting sharks. But it's not
Speaker 1: just one shark a rogue shark, and I just made
Speaker 1: air quotes which may or may not exist. Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1: They have a couple of shark myths in this article
Speaker 1: and the the human um I desire human flesh rogue
Speaker 1: shark they think, I mean, they can't prove that that
Speaker 1: is not the case, but they certainly think that's de
Speaker 1: only not in the case. You know, like they can't
Speaker 1: say there are no rogue sharks anywhere. Um, but it's
Speaker 1: it's not like it is in the movies where there's
Speaker 1: like this one shark named Jaws and he just loves
Speaker 1: people and he loves hanging out in the same spot
Speaker 1: and just feeding on folks because idiots, Yeah keep coming
Speaker 1: out here. Why wouldn't they. But they do do weird things,
Speaker 1: um like go way out of their range, like as
Speaker 1: far north as New England or way upriver to like Chicago. Um,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. And they said if a shark was like
Speaker 1: sicker injured, you might could get some pretty unpredictable behaviors.
Speaker 1: Well that's truth. Any a cow, you don't want to
Speaker 1: be around a sicker injured cow. You know, it's just sad.
Speaker 1: It's a big animal and you don't it could do
Speaker 1: damage to you. Um, So shark at text. Like we said,
Speaker 1: there there are statistics and actually the University of Florida
Speaker 1: is the keeper of shark attacks statistics. Yeah yeah, um,
Speaker 1: which is just like boo, I know. Um, but there's
Speaker 1: between thirty and fifty unprovoked attacks every year worldwide, worldwide,
Speaker 1: the United States, um has the most. Typically in Florida
Speaker 1: has the most. So Florida is the shark attack capital
Speaker 1: of the world. But even still we're talking about thirty
Speaker 1: seven a year maybe, and that's at the top end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ten to thirty seven. And millions and millions of people
Speaker 1: go to these beaches. But uh, these statistics show that
Speaker 1: shark attacks are increasing, and it's because of what you're
Speaker 1: just saying. Millions of millions of people go to these beaches,
Speaker 1: and more people are going to the beaches, so they
Speaker 1: don't think that sharks are getting any more aggressive. There's
Speaker 1: just more people out on the ocean. Makes sense, It
Speaker 1: does make sense, um, And there's this is kind of
Speaker 1: supported in a certain way by um. If you look
Speaker 1: at San Francisco, right, there's tons of sea lions or
Speaker 1: sea lion habitats in San Francisco, which means there's tons
Speaker 1: of great white sharks in San Francisco, but there's not
Speaker 1: a tremendous amount of shark attacks in San Francisco because
Speaker 1: people stay away from the sea lions. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: don't think San Francisco Bay is like not a lot
Speaker 1: of people are swimming in that on a regular basis.
Speaker 1: That's true too. That's the other way you can look
Speaker 1: at it is be like, well, nobody's getting in there,
Speaker 1: so how can there be shark attacks? Plus, people in
Speaker 1: San Francisco is smarter than most people. But that kind
Speaker 1: of that raises Ah, that raises a pretty good point
Speaker 1: if you ask me, Like when you look at shark statistics,
Speaker 1: when you hear about a shark attack in the media,
Speaker 1: it's just by nature, it's sensational um And the author
Speaker 1: of this article of The Grabster took pains to point
Speaker 1: out that there's this thing that happens when something sensational
Speaker 1: is reported in the media, it becomes it seems to
Speaker 1: be much more prevalent than it actually is. What that's
Speaker 1: called an availability heuristic, and that's basically surmising that something
Speaker 1: is prevalent or around or exists just based on limited
Speaker 1: available data. Rather than all of the facts. So a
Speaker 1: pretty good example is like this idea that, um, you
Speaker 1: are more likely to be struck by lightning, it could
Speaker 1: be attacked by a shark. But the thing is is,
Speaker 1: if you are anywhere or a thunderstorm is you can
Speaker 1: be struck by lightning, But you have to go to
Speaker 1: the ocean to be attacked by a shark. That's a
Speaker 1: terrible comparison. It is if like my grandmother went to
Speaker 1: the ocean for the first time when she was like
Speaker 1: in her eighties, the probability of her dying from a
Speaker 1: shark attack was zero exactly. She never touched the water.
Speaker 1: But have she had your grandmother read a newspaper report
Speaker 1: about a shark attack, she probably felt like that was
Speaker 1: a threat to her even though she had a zero
Speaker 1: chance of being attacked by a shark. Or if my
Speaker 1: grandmother was a surfer in Florida, a that would have
Speaker 1: been pretty cool and be um heard. Chances of a
Speaker 1: shark attack would be much greater than like dying from
Speaker 1: a coconut hitting your head, which apparently does not happen
Speaker 1: ahead and spill the beans there. Well, that's another shark
Speaker 1: myth that one of the media reports shark attack frequency
Speaker 1: is often compared to death by coconuts dropping from trees.
Speaker 1: I've heard that. Everyone's heard that, right, I had not
Speaker 1: heard that. One haven't heard that. Um. I think they
Speaker 1: knew it was so asinine they didn't try that out
Speaker 1: on me. Um. But the apparently there's out of all
Speaker 1: reports of coconut injuries, there's never been a coconut fatality.
Speaker 1: And there's like been maybe a couple of reported coconut injuries,
Speaker 1: not a year like ever. So the this whole statistic
Speaker 1: about coconut deaths is totally made up, urban legend, totally
Speaker 1: urban legend. But the point is is that yes, there
Speaker 1: are sharks out there. Most likely they're not going to
Speaker 1: attack you. But if you are in the ocean where
Speaker 1: sharks are, your chances of being attacked are increased. Just
Speaker 1: take some precautions if you are a salt life person,
Speaker 1: assault life person. Uh. Plus, we should also point out
Speaker 1: that even if you do get attacked, chances are you
Speaker 1: going to live? Like, how many fatalities out of the
Speaker 1: out of the provoked the taxis year, ten are fatal
Speaker 1: that's statistics five to ten statistically speaking to five to
Speaker 1: ten worldwide a year people die from shark attacks. That's way,
Speaker 1: way low. And another another way to point this out
Speaker 1: to um about how there's lies, damn lies and statistics
Speaker 1: is that most shark attacks take place, you know, in shore,
Speaker 1: within a hundred yards of shore, Like you were saying,
Speaker 1: it's because it's where everybody is sure, Like if everybody
Speaker 1: swam two hundred yards off shore, maybe there'll be more
Speaker 1: shark at texts, maybe there'll be fewer. We don't really
Speaker 1: know because this is all very limited data. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're really hard to study in the wild. Like, as
Speaker 1: much as we know about sharks, there's a lot we
Speaker 1: don't know, alright, So we tell people how to not
Speaker 1: get bitten by sharks. They recommend the experts don't swim
Speaker 1: at donn or dusk. They feed more and the water
Speaker 1: might be a little harder to tell what you are
Speaker 1: during the dimly lit hours. For the same reason, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't swim in murky water. Yes, and don't just stay
Speaker 1: out of murky water. That's my advice really, because there's
Speaker 1: a lot of murky water out there. Yeah, but why
Speaker 1: do you want to get in it when there's nice, clean,
Speaker 1: clear water. Not all of us have the time or
Speaker 1: the money to go to like sugar beaches. Chuck. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't swim with open cuts and some people say even
Speaker 1: menstruating uh women probably shouldn't swim the ocean. Yes, that
Speaker 1: might be taken a little too far, but avoid sandbars
Speaker 1: and sea mountains and drop offs because this is where
Speaker 1: you're gonna find a lot of wildlife marine wildlife, which
Speaker 1: might mean there might be sharks nearby. It definitely means
Speaker 1: the sharks don't wear contrasting colors. This can confuse the shark,
Speaker 1: and a confused shark is not good to be around.
Speaker 1: That's just um, contrasting but really bright ones to remember beachwear. Man,
Speaker 1: I know, um, I remember when we were training to
Speaker 1: Scooba Dive, my sister of my dad and I. The
Speaker 1: guy was talking about how sharks love really bright colors
Speaker 1: and like it's almost impossible to find like a black
Speaker 1: bathing suit, right, Um they call it yellby yellow. Yellows
Speaker 1: called Yebby yellow because apparently sharks like that one more
Speaker 1: than others. I'm looking for some some tope swim trunks.
Speaker 1: Can you help me out here? Some drab all of green,
Speaker 1: really short ones. Um, don't wear shiny jewelry. Uh, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't have your jewelry in the ocean anyway, if you
Speaker 1: asked me. But that reflection can like might look alluring
Speaker 1: to a shark. You never know, which is why you
Speaker 1: want this is swimming bricky water. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Don't swim with a bunch of sea lions and seals.
Speaker 1: Pretty brainless right there, don't you think. Yeah, totally. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised that was even on the list. Don't thrash around.
Speaker 1: I think even in the movie Jaws, they talked about
Speaker 1: how that kind of thrashing and splashing that you get
Speaker 1: on the fourth of July as might attract sharks. So
Speaker 1: don't listen to thresh metal in the water. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't think you're safe just because you're like knee deep
Speaker 1: in water. Yeah, those bullsharks like shallow water and they're aggressive,
Speaker 1: So yeah, just be terrified in shallow water too. And finally,
Speaker 1: if you're fishing while in the ocean, like standing up
Speaker 1: to your waist, don't have your bait and a little
Speaker 1: sack tied to your waist floating there next to you.
Speaker 1: That's a bad idea. You want to keep your bait
Speaker 1: out of the water. You want to keep it. And
Speaker 1: I would imagine some sort of drift drift or drip
Speaker 1: proof container so that there's no blood just dripping into
Speaker 1: the water right in the water. Yeah, uh and um.
Speaker 1: Even if you're taking those precautions, you don't want to
Speaker 1: stay in the same place or too long. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would fish from the beach. That wasn't the last when
Speaker 1: The last bit of advice is don't swim when there
Speaker 1: are sharks of the water. Yeah, because you can see
Speaker 1: them sometimes. Yeah, And if you do see them, don't
Speaker 1: go swimming. That's what I would do too. But if
Speaker 1: you're ever in a shark attack, fight back. People who
Speaker 1: punched them shark in the old ampule a um, or
Speaker 1: bite the shark, or head butt the shark, or do
Speaker 1: anything they can to beat the shark up have been
Speaker 1: successful in chasing sharks off. Especially I get the impression
Speaker 1: great whites are kind of wosses. That's grabs. Are called
Speaker 1: them whimps, like they don't they don't like to fight back,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess they don't like to get punched
Speaker 1: in the ampule of Lonncini. So I guess since we
Speaker 1: mentioned jaws a few times, we should finish up with
Speaker 1: the famous um Jaws effect as it's known, which was
Speaker 1: a big deal in with the book first UM and
Speaker 1: then the movie about a people being scared of the
Speaker 1: ocean for the first time and be uh, these rich
Speaker 1: jerks all of a sudden going out with high tech
Speaker 1: equipment and like killing as many sharks as they can
Speaker 1: just so they can have a big jaw to hang
Speaker 1: on their walls. They had like whole trophy UM tournaments, Yeah,
Speaker 1: called monster fishing, I think is what it was called,
Speaker 1: where you're just catching kill as many sharks as you could.
Speaker 1: And they still have these tournaments. They're all that catch
Speaker 1: a release now. UM. But before there it was unfettered
Speaker 1: sharks slaughter. UM, because directly because of Jaws. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so much so that I think Peter Benchley even UM
Speaker 1: expressed regret later on that something he wrote, you know,
Speaker 1: led to this like slaughter of these innocent animals. He
Speaker 1: actually became a conservationist. I'm not surprised. I wonder what
Speaker 1: Spielberg thinks about all that. UM. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: you did find this article written by a marine biologist,
Speaker 1: UM who said, yes, this is true. Jaws did have
Speaker 1: this terrible act, but it also had a verily positive effect,
Speaker 1: and that it totally opened people's eyes to sharks period,
Speaker 1: and even the ensuing slaughter that came afterward woke the
Speaker 1: shark community people who were studying sharks up and said, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: We don't know enough about these animals for everybody to
Speaker 1: be running around killing them. We need more funding. So
Speaker 1: funding went into it because there was public interest, and
Speaker 1: there was a whole generation of shark biologists that were
Speaker 1: inspired to become shark biologists thanks to Matt Hooper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this guy himself said that he wanted to be
Speaker 1: Matt Hooper. This like the only guy in Jaws that
Speaker 1: was like really smart and really knew a lot about
Speaker 1: what he was doing. Like Brody obviously was a sympathetic character,
Speaker 1: but he didn't dream. He didn't even like being in
Speaker 1: the water. But Hooper comes along and with a shot
Speaker 1: classes and his beard and all his high tech equipment.
Speaker 1: The shark shark You go on the cage plage, goes
Speaker 1: in the water. Sharks in the water. So great. Hey,
Speaker 1: Plus he looks so cool with his rolled up jeans
Speaker 1: and his blue kads. Go Matt Hooper, what a great money.
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Speaker 1: a shark. What do you always here for? You look
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