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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today.

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Speaker 2: On This is Important, I want my foreskin back.

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Speaker 3: Just focus on the ass, please.

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Speaker 4: You go at it for about four days with your

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Speaker 4: tightest bros, and you'd come out stronger for it.

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Speaker 5: These guys did have a certain musculature that made you

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Speaker 5: want to grab them.

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Speaker 6: Let's go. I was being called on stage and it

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Speaker 6: was the first time there were I was gonna headline,

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Speaker 6: and headline was at this bar.

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Speaker 3: I was like thirty minutes to do stand up.

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Speaker 6: And I'm pretty nervous, and uh, I don't know why

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Speaker 6: I had a shit, but I caught Oh.

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Speaker 7: It's a human behavior.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you had digested biology.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I think I was nerves and got the nervous poops

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Speaker 6: and I sneezed in a perfect log shot out of

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Speaker 6: my ass, a perfect log pinched completely into my pants,

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Speaker 6: and I grabbed a bar. They're literally bringing me up

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Speaker 6: like this guy, he's lives in Hollywood. He comes down

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Speaker 6: here to do stand up. We like him, give it

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Speaker 6: up for and I'm fishing this turd out of my pants.

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Speaker 6: I take it out with a bar napkin and stick

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Speaker 6: it in a potted plant, which I'm right next to.

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Speaker 6: I go on stage, I do the thirty minutes. The

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Speaker 6: show went great. He was like, the the best show

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Speaker 6: I've had up to this point. And then I go, uh, guys,

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Speaker 6: to be perfectly honest, I didn't think the show was

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Speaker 6: gonna go great because right before the show, I shit

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Speaker 6: in that potted plant and people were like what And

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Speaker 6: I go, hey, go look at that potted plant. Tell

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Speaker 6: me there's not a shit wrapped up in a bar napkin.

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Speaker 6: And they're like, there's a shit in here. And then

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Speaker 6: I dropped the microphone as if that's my ending joke,

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Speaker 6: and the place exploded. If he was like the best

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Speaker 6: ending bit, people are like.

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Speaker 3: He's shit in the bar.

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Speaker 4: You got to bring that back.

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Speaker 8: That story started very loose butthole and then ended tight butthole.

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Speaker 6: Oh good, good, good good.

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Speaker 2: I want my foreskin back.

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Speaker 5: Okay, now let's talk about this. You can stretch your foreskin.

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Speaker 5: You can stretch it.

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Speaker 7: It takes years I've been thinking about doing this.

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Speaker 4: So then maybe you really wait wait, hold on, now,

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Speaker 4: I hear a real truth in Kyle's voice right now,

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Speaker 4: and I'm looking at him via zoom, and it looks

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Speaker 4: like this is an emotional issue for you.

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Speaker 8: Well, I mean I had to go through this when

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Speaker 8: I had a son and decide if I'm going to

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Speaker 8: cut part of his wheat we off and I decided

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Speaker 8: not to.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to do that, and never too late.

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Speaker 8: Doing so, I realized that I want mine back, like

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Speaker 8: I didn't have that choice.

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Speaker 7: None of us had that choice.

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Speaker 2: Are you jealous of your kid now, you weirdo when

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Speaker 2: you're changing his zeiper?

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Speaker 8: No that he doesn't have to have this realization one

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Speaker 8: day that somebody else made the choice to cut part

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Speaker 8: of his dick off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, And I get that, But isn't it weird

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Speaker 6: that you have to like peel your son's dick skin

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Speaker 6: back and clean.

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Speaker 7: I don't have to do anything. You just let it go.

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Speaker 3: But doesn't it get gross?

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Speaker 8: You gotta clean it at his age, not when he's

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Speaker 8: this little You know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: None of you know dis in my house? Well you

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 5: I do.

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Speaker 7: Are they circumcised?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but they still got a little something. And I

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Speaker 5: got to like go, hey, guys, like.

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Speaker 7: There's sized You don't know what you're talking about?

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Speaker 5: But they still got a little something, so I so

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Speaker 5: you got to pull their speaking on a false platform.

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Speaker 7: You have no idea.

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Speaker 8: Wow, I'm just saying none of us had a choice,

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Speaker 8: so it's easy to defend it.

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Speaker 4: Sure, sure, no. And when I initially heard the argument,

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Speaker 4: I believe we've had this argument several times. I thought

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Speaker 4: it was a sanitary thing. But apparently that's a myth

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Speaker 5: That's no, it isn't a myth. But that's the same

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Speaker 5: thing I'm talking about. It's the thing in the past,

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Speaker 5: like the butthole hair.

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Speaker 4: Well, is it a thing where?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Is it a caught with and without? Is there a

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Speaker 4: time when you're gonna need that foreskin? No?

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Speaker 8: Well, all you guys are fucking talking about how you

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Speaker 8: want bigger dicks, and when you cut your foreskin off,

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Speaker 8: it does retract a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well I need much more than that.

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Speaker 8: Ods are if you didn't cut your foreskin off, your

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Speaker 8: dick would hang lower.

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Speaker 5: So but here's the deal, though, if you have a

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Speaker 5: little dick and you never got the force and cut off,

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Speaker 5: you have no excuse. Now I know that, Like I

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Speaker 5: can go home to my wife and go, look, do

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Speaker 5: you know why it's so small.

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Speaker 2: I got circumcised and it retracted. Yeah, I'm good to go.

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Speaker 6: Lay off me guys. With a quick google, I found

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Speaker 6: foreskin problems. Okay, foreskin problems, dryness, swelling, infection, irritation, just

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Speaker 6: just like that, just right away, foreskin problems.

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Speaker 8: It's a campaign, man campaign from Christianity. Dog, it's a

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Speaker 8: Christian Campaign's Christianity. Look at the rest of the world,

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Speaker 8: look at the global statistics. I thought it was Judaism,

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Speaker 8: thought yeah, which was adopted by Christianity as well.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, guess what. They were right on the money,

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Speaker 2: as they usually are. I was watching rump Shaker very young.

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Speaker 6: Well, I mean, but Rumpshaker is fucking tame compared to

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Speaker 6: WAP Wet Ass Pussy totally.

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Speaker 4: Is there a video for Oh yeah.

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Speaker 6: I thought it couldn't get more vulgar like music after

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Speaker 6: like my neck, my back, licked, my pussy and my crack.

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Speaker 6: But then WAP is just what about last.

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Speaker 8: Year they had a So you're such a fucking ho

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Speaker 8: I love it like that.

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Speaker 6: That's pretty much not really, I've got a wet ass

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Speaker 6: pussy that's more gnarly and vulgar than You're such a

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Speaker 6: fucking ho. I love it.

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Speaker 2: It's just what happens to the human body. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: It's a reaction.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess that was metal.

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Speaker 7: Yeah one of them is actually worse.

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Speaker 2: If dudes have been rapping for however long about how

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Speaker 2: their stroke.

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Speaker 9: Is and how like, like, go ahead and rap about

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Speaker 9: it like it doesn't I don't care if girls want

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm done with that. Sure, but it is uh

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Speaker 6: Hornyh Yeah, sure, but uh, I don't want to walk

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Speaker 6: around with a boner in my regular everyday life.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when I'm jogging around the lake, I'm not trying

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Speaker 8: But that's like back in the day, my mom would

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Speaker 8: not let me listen to MTV or watch MTV because

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Speaker 8: of that content. So then I had a battle with

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Speaker 8: fucking censorship my entire life and was like, you.

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Speaker 7: Know what I mean, so what do you do? What

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Speaker 7: do you I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I think you just let them want. I mean my

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Speaker 6: parents didn't really shit. Uh No, I could watch anything.

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Speaker 6: I could watch any R rated movie and listen to anything.

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Speaker 6: The only real uh thing that they would stop me

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Speaker 6: a nudity. Hey, we're putting out the roadblock here on

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Speaker 6: hardcore porno, Adam turn it off.

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Speaker 3: Puberty, What a what a bizarre time?

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Speaker 7: Do you remember how my God.

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Speaker 4: Pincio is really a story of puberty when you think

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Speaker 3: I remember being so my dick was hard all the time.

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Speaker 2: It was yours wasn't still.

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Speaker 6: Is was was My dick does not work the same way.

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Speaker 3: A minute, it doesn't work.

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Speaker 6: It used to be a problem, and now it's it's

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Speaker 6: it's a problem.

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Speaker 4: It's a problem.

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Speaker 8: You're damned if you're hard. You're damned if you're not.

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Speaker 8: That's soft, that's just it so soft.

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Speaker 5: It was definitely like there was the moment where you're like, well,

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Speaker 5: there go, sweatpants, can't do that anymore.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Or if you got called up to the chalkboard

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Speaker 8: where you have like a boner in sweatpants and you

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Speaker 8: have to tuck your butt back and do a little dance.

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Speaker 3: I have in my freshman year of high school.

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Speaker 6: I stood up and I had to tuck up and

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Speaker 6: and then there was like one of my buddies called

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Speaker 3: I was like, you just had to took his dick up.

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Speaker 6: And I I least snapped. I was like, I have

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Speaker 2: We all got him.

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Speaker 6: And I like kind of went off. And after that

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Speaker 6: in eighth grade, ninth grade and you're getting a.

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Speaker 3: Lot of boners, call your boners out, get.

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Speaker 2: Ahead of it, get ahead of it.

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Speaker 6: Yes. Then as soon as I did that, all the

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Speaker 6: kids were like, Yeah, this guy's funny. He's talking about boners.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, so then I wouldn't shut up about my

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Speaker 2: So let me get that cans.

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Speaker 6: On top of it.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna recommended children across America.

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Speaker 6: So I'm talking about what I'm saying. Allegedly, take my

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Speaker 6: advice word for word. Allegedly, if you have an direction,

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Speaker 6: good job, or you have let's say you're a girl

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Speaker 6: and you've got giant nipples or something you got you

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Speaker 6: got like really hard giant nipples and it's and there's

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Speaker 6: just it's poking out, or your dick is always hard,

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Speaker 6: whatever it is, get in front of it. If you're

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Speaker 6: if you're like.

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Speaker 3: A fat kid, you have some fat jokes in the

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Speaker 3: back pocket.

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Speaker 7: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, you

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Speaker 7: went too far. Let's stick with the.

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Speaker 5: Nile kid with huge nipples and constant bone saying if

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Speaker 5: you have a thing, because I was a crippled.

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Speaker 6: Kid in high school or in middle school, if you

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Speaker 6: have a thing that is that, people are going to

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Speaker 6: make fun of you about it.

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Speaker 5: I would just stick to cripple kids calling it out,

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Speaker 5: and then I think we're good.

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Speaker 6: No, not not just cripple kids, because cripple kids, kids

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Speaker 6: with boners all the time, kids with hard nipples.

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Speaker 8: It's it's important that we as a people are able

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Speaker 8: to talk about this stuff and not just make fun

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Speaker 8: of each other. For you, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 8: Like what Adam did was diffuse the situation. And it's like,

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Speaker 8: why isn't that kid talking about boners that you know,

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Speaker 8: the dinner table with his family, So it's not shouldn't

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Speaker 4: Can we at least admit that the real hero here

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Speaker 4: is the friend in the classroom who oughtibly said you

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Speaker 6: My gasms were well, shake the house, yeah, the gas man.

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Speaker 4: I've definitely heard a couple of when we were roommates,

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Speaker 2: What is the stadium Marcadium?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that was his go to.

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Speaker 2: It was weird, man, we would hear that all the time.

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Speaker 6: Well, sorry, you guys weren't fucking well, bro, it's cool, No.

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Speaker 2: We're quiet, We're just respectful.

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Speaker 6: You guys were making love, not me. I was blasting

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Speaker 7: You fuck, I'm like coitus.

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Speaker 4: It's the orgasms. He's got earth shattering orgasms, dude.

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Speaker 3: See, I'm not trying to have extra feeling. I'm trying

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Speaker 6: Well, I you know, I out of a level and

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Speaker 6: I also respect you, and that's why I played the

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Speaker 6: Chili Peppers so loudly.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 6: It's the perfect music to play while having sex because

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Speaker 6: it's a roller coaster ride. There's some they want stop

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Speaker 2: Ye phone, so wait you can you can go longer

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Speaker 4: We fuck on concept albums.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what's up nowadays. Back then, no way, man.

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Speaker 4: Definitely wait for the secret song.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, the crescendo.

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Speaker 4: I really love myself. I have really no problem with

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Speaker 5: I in the year two thousand and two put a

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Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty dollars.

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Speaker 2: It was just a little too deep in my pockets.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 6: People that don't know who Anthony Michael Hall is, which

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Speaker 6: along with other John Hughes movies, and he was kind

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Speaker 2: Hey look some people have to do that.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Well, we actually did have a senior prom We

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Speaker 8: had a senior ball so that would have been called.

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Speaker 2: A ball king.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: And I was the ball king. That's what they called you.

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Speaker 4: That's what they called me. They called me at least

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Speaker 6: Let's say you come out and you're butt naked, and

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Speaker 2: Hey, you're not wrong. I'm willing to take that risk.

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Speaker 2: I get that.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of like with a gun, you know, with

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Speaker 5: I guess I'd rather be caught without a gun in

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Speaker 7: Right, that's your choice. That's your choice.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you my weapon of choice is right here, palist.

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Speaker 7: He raised his fist.

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Speaker 5: If if someone puts a gun on me, I will

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Speaker 5: fist them.

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Speaker 3: Man that makes sense.

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Speaker 6: Can we talk about a blake just look absolutely fucking

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Speaker 7: Okay, let's get a description.

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Speaker 6: With the mask with the one glove but like a

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Speaker 4: What you're trying to challenge my Grateful Dead love? Come on, brother?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what's your favorite Grateful Dead song?

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Speaker 2: Don't question him, he knows this shit. Oh please tell

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Speaker 2: me your.

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Speaker 4: Favorite trucking trucking baby, come on, let's go, thank you?

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Speaker 6: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Trucking? No? No, no, no, yeah, bro, speaking of trucks.

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Speaker 4: I live a truck lifestyle, y'all.

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Speaker 6: All right, So their most famous one, well it's up there.

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Speaker 6: You don't know a.

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Speaker 3: Deep cut at all?

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Speaker 5: What's the one with the video where it's just skeletons playing, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's all.

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Speaker 2: That's the fucking jam dude.

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Speaker 4: They've got jams. They've got jams.

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Speaker 7: That song kicks.

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Speaker 6: But I saw a grateful Dead if John Mayer.

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Speaker 7: Do you know Grateful Dead?

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Speaker 6: Bro? No? I don't know.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so you just like projected on him and Blake

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Speaker 7: He was like, he knows him.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe that Blake is a big grateful dead.

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Speaker 4: I'm a deadhead. I'm a dead head. Brother.

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Speaker 6: I do not believe that he's a dead head.

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Speaker 8: I think that you need to know something because the

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Speaker 8: me Grateful Dead playlist just to get in the mood.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was setting himself up for this because he

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Speaker 5: knew we were gonna call him out about the hat

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Speaker 5: he's doing the legwork.

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Speaker 4: Dude, do you remember we were like we went to

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Speaker 4: some like NASCAR event and Channing Tatum was there, and

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Speaker 4: the way that like women were treating him was flagrant.

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Speaker 4: Like they would follow him and like grab his ass

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Speaker 4: and he'd be.

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Speaker 6: Like, like, pieces of that is my But it's so

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Speaker 6: cool though, Gosh, I wish I was him. It is crazy.

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Speaker 6: I mean, your guys' asses probably get grabbed quite a bit. Blake,

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Speaker 6: You've got a really really.

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Speaker 2: Nice Yeah, you gotta nice. Took us, Oh, it took

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Speaker 6: No, does it get grabbed. My ass gets grabbed when

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Speaker 6: I'm on the road doing stand up, and I do

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Speaker 3: Never gonna do again because COVID.

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Speaker 6: But when I would do those and you're meeting people

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Speaker 6: cap it at one hundred people, my ass would get

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Speaker 6: grabbed twenty five times.

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Speaker 4: Wow, but you do have a fucking dookie rot.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's totally meaty.

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Speaker 4: You got a dookie bro.

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Speaker 6: I got some meat back there that's got a body.

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Speaker 2: Your boody gets like to the party ten minutes after you.

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Speaker 6: It's still coming.

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Speaker 2: What's up, dude, you're here? Your is be fair?

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Speaker 4: Didn't you get cut out of a Domino's commercials?

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Speaker 6: Oh that was an insane Oh that was insane. I

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Speaker 6: forgot all about that. For those of you that don't know,

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Speaker 6: I had like a bad accident when I was a kid.

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Speaker 6: I was hit by a symmetric I couldn't walk for

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Speaker 2: That it was.

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Speaker 6: I was worried about it, but I was like too

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Speaker 6: Your interest, and you're like, what's going on down here?

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Speaker 6: I do remember this is a gnarly story. One of

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Speaker 6: the first times I ejaculated, and I was taking a

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Speaker 3: And I'm listening, I'm jerking off. Meanwhile I jerked off

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Speaker 8: His sho That was the move, by the way, and

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Speaker 8: then you get to a full circle.

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Speaker 6: And then you go, ok, then you go two hands.

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Speaker 7: Never got there. I never got there, but I was.

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Speaker 6: Drinking off at the bathtub.

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Speaker 3: Came in the bathtub good, you know good.

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Speaker 6: And then as soon as I came I looked down

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my baby told my left foot was like charred

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Speaker 6: This will probably just fall off at some point, and

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Speaker 6: toe and I'm like, get.

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Speaker 2: Out of here, get out safe for you.

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Speaker 5: Wait, so when you dizz the water, are you kind

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Speaker 5: of like scooting around to like dodge.

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Speaker 2: It and like the the the water it's like coming

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Speaker 6: And then like, yeah, it was like the first time,

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Speaker 6: so like I'd done it multiple times before that were

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Speaker 6: it nothing?

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Speaker 8: Yes, this is what we got to talk about, is

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Speaker 8: the pre able to come jerk off the.

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Speaker 2: Air coming out? Yeah, what the fuck?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 7: That was weird.

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Speaker 6: Hey, So if any kids are listening this and you

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Speaker 6: guys are pre coming and you're not, there's no just

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Speaker 3: Is that your look? Middle school?

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Speaker 2: And if you're just this is important, you know, it's

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Speaker 2: very important.

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Speaker 6: This is important.

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Speaker 4: I was very good at climbing trees. I still am

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Speaker 4: to this day.

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Speaker 3: I could see you being really good.

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Speaker 2: I love that you were that kid that's like, who's

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Speaker 2: that this he climbs trees.

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Speaker 4: It's as from someone all the way to the top.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's always hiding from somebody all the way at

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Speaker 4: That's where my dad couldn't reach me.

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Speaker 2: You got to come over here during low quats these

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Speaker 2: and climb my tree and pick some low quats for me.

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Speaker 7: Buddy.

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Speaker 4: I'll just tell you, when you have a dad like

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Speaker 2: Damn, got get a switchitch.

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Speaker 3: This is what I wanted to talk about now.

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Speaker 4: This is important. This root therapy. I used my podcast

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Speaker 4: as a therapy session.

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Speaker 8: I feel like these are the kind of conspiracies I'd

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Speaker 8: like to be spending my time on. Like, is there

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Speaker 8: multiple marshmallows?

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Speaker 6: You've got to get off the conspiracies you're currently on

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Speaker 6: and get on this. Uh where where is marshmallow conspiracy?

449
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Speaker 7: All right? I was just making a joke.

450
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,600
Speaker 8: I don't need to be be put on a freaking

451
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,080
Speaker 8: crucifix right now.

452
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:05,480
Speaker 7: Okay.

453
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,560
Speaker 6: I'm not one who got but I just said this

454
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 6: would be a good Well.

455
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,960
Speaker 7: You pointed the finger at me and I you know.

456
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Speaker 4: Well, sometimes when someone reacts like this, it's because some

457
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,960
Speaker 4: sort of truth is coming out. What's going on?

458
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 7: Yes? Oh it's all so comedy. Come on now, hahaha.

459
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,120
Speaker 2: The world stage, Kyle.

460
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,480
Speaker 4: You got to say is can we can we please

461
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,440
Speaker 4: change the subject?

462
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,120
Speaker 7: Can we change the subject?

463
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,119
Speaker 4: I want to say that so much on this podcast.

464
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,639
Speaker 7: That's a great call. I forgot about that. That's awesome.

465
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,080
Speaker 6: That's going to be the other name of the podcast

466
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,479
Speaker 6: instead of this is important, which it is, which everything

467
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 6: we talk about is it is all important.

468
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,840
Speaker 3: It's going to be change the subject.

469
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Speaker 4: Can we change the subject?

470
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,200
Speaker 7: Please change the subject?

471
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,960
Speaker 2: Can we please change the subject?

472
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,920
Speaker 4: It's a real conversation killer for a podcast.

473
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,119
Speaker 8: We please change such a yeah, because it's like, okay,

474
00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,720
Speaker 8: subject kind of going on a run there?

475
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 6: If they just had a gym that was all just

476
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,840
Speaker 6: breakable shit that you could just go in there and

477
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,639
Speaker 6: aggressively smash shit. I feel like that'd be you do.

478
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,280
Speaker 8: It's called a dump run, just like go pick up

479
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 8: people's trash and take it to the dump for them,

480
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 8: and you can just do whatever the hell you want

481
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Speaker 8: over there.

482
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,320
Speaker 4: Wow, and you saved the planet.

483
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,639
Speaker 2: How long do you guys brush your teeth for?

484
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,440
Speaker 6: How long?

485
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? And how much toothpaste do you use? Thirty minutes?

486
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 6: Just a solid thirty, just a solid thirty every night.

487
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 6: I destroy my toothbrushes. My tooth brushes are absolutely insane.

488
00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,120
Speaker 6: My wife it's like crazy, so does my two year old.

489
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Speaker 5: It looks like fucking it looks like Giles's hair from

490
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Speaker 5: Street Fighter two.

491
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Speaker 6: My uh yeah, my my Denis was like, yo, you

492
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 6: cannot use your rubbing the enamel of.

493
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Speaker 3: Your teeth off with your toothbrush.

494
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Speaker 2: What are you doing?

495
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 3: Because I would strumble.

496
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Speaker 2: The shit off.

497
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Speaker 4: Man. He's obviously getting out a lot of anger.

498
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Speaker 2: So this is me circling back to how long you're

499
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,400
Speaker 2: doing it? Like how long?

500
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Speaker 5: Because I see like commercials that are like, you do

501
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Speaker 5: thirty seconds, this thirty seconds out side thirty seconds spot,

502
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Speaker 5: I'm side thirty seconds, and I'm like two minutes.

503
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Speaker 2: I do not brush my toeth for two minutes. I

504
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 2: do I brush my teeth for two minutes for two minutes.

505
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Speaker 7: Well, my electric toothbrush has a time.

506
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Speaker 4: Don't you guys have electric? Yeah, it tells you when.

507
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Speaker 2: No, I just fucking I'm a hold school. I'm throwback.

508
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Speaker 4: Oh bro, you gotta get a sonic care.

509
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Speaker 7: No, I go myself. I make the noise. It's so

510
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 7: much work.

511
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Speaker 2: I put the batteries right about my huh.

512
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Speaker 6: What I like to put in that work, that little

513
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 6: elbow grease right before going to sleepies.

514
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Speaker 4: Obviously you're damaging your mouth.

515
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: This dude's like, oh another workout.

516
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 3: Wait, gotta get all this pent up energy. I might

517
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 3: snap on somebody, Well.

518
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Speaker 7: What's up with the flossing? How who out of there

519
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Speaker 7: is flossing? Who's doing that?

520
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Speaker 5: Know?

521
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Speaker 2: Never what I'm flossing fashion wise? Almost daily? Yeah, hell yeah,

522
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 2: as everyone.

523
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Speaker 4: Knows, says floss. I never floss my teeth, that's wild.

524
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Speaker 6: I don't do it as often as I should, only

525
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Speaker 6: if I get something stuck all up in it.

526
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Speaker 4: It's a beef jerky day you got from jerking a

527
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Speaker 4: little hard.

528
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Speaker 5: That day we did ghosts in the graveyard and cops

529
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Speaker 5: and robbers on bikes.

530
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Speaker 4: Cops and robbers was, oh my god, it went down.

531
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Speaker 4: That doesn't even have rules. It's just like you just

532
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Speaker 4: pretend to shoot each.

533
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Speaker 2: Other, all right, but no, you had to.

534
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Speaker 5: It was essentially like group tag cops over here, robbers

535
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 5: over there. And there was like parameters like the block,

536
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 5: and we have like a school on our block, so

537
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Speaker 5: you could cut through the school yard and shit.

538
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Speaker 2: Can't you put people in jail and stuff too? And

539
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 2: then you can go save people exactly.

540
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Speaker 5: So then if a robber gets to jail when a

541
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Speaker 5: cop isn't there, they can tag you and then you're

542
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Speaker 5: free again.

543
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Speaker 6: Wow.

544
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, the game.

545
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Speaker 2: I don't know how it ends. I guess it ends

546
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 2: when the cops get all the robbers, but like I

547
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 2: don't know.

548
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Speaker 6: The robb There's never any like those little kit games.

549
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,199
Speaker 6: There's never any ending, you know what I mean. It

550
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 6: just kept going until you had to come home.

551
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 7: They were designed to just stay.

552
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Speaker 6: I never remember like winning at Cops and Robbers or

553
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Speaker 6: like any of those like games that you sort of

554
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 6: make up your own neighborhood rules, right our main shit,

555
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 6: we were just like little vandals and shit. We would

556
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 6: literally just get a bunch of rocks, climb in a tree,

557
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 6: and then throw rocks at cars that are driving tests.

558
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like happened all day long.

559
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 6: I remember I had to I got called to like

560
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 6: eat dinner, and I hear my mom screaming my name

561
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 6: down the street, and so I had to go home.

562
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 6: Eight dinner. I came back, all of my friends are

563
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 6: handcuffed sitting on the side of the street, and the

564
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 6: police officer's right there. It was like four of my

565
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 6: friends right there and they were getting handcuffed, and then

566
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 6: the cop took them back to their parents' house because

567
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 6: they shattered some guy's windshield by throwing a freaking rock

568
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 6: through his windshield. Damn freaking goofballs backfired on them.

569
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Speaker 8: Did you guys ever have laser tag infiltrate your groups

570
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 8: of friends? Because that was like something that really really

571
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 8: changed every game.

572
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Speaker 3: Like you guys had your own laser tag, like in

573
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Speaker 3: the neighborhood.

574
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Speaker 2: De a couple kids on the block had it.

575
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Speaker 8: Yeah, you could buy these vests that like toys r

576
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 8: us and yes, you know you had to charge him.

577
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 8: That was the hard part is always keep making sure

578
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 8: that you had batteries.

579
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: But like nothing's changed.

580
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 7: Huh, Yeah, totally.

581
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 4: He's a god.

582
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 7: Yeah he is. He's a god.

583
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 2: He was a god at that party of twenty five people.

584
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Speaker 4: And the weird thing is he's not the coolest brother

585
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 4: Liam is.

586
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 2: That's right, Team Liam Luke, Team Luke. Oh over Liam.

587
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 7: Liam's way cool, dude.

588
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 4: I'm a Liam guy.

589
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 6: Sorry, Liam, I'm going with the brother I haven't met yet.

590
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've worked with Liam several times.

591
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought you were boys with Liam. That's weird

592
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 8: that you check that.

593
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 6: No, I am, I am, but for sure, for sure

594
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 6: the one I don't know is the coolest.

595
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:40,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

596
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Speaker 7: I like Liam, I like makes sense.

597
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,239
Speaker 4: I thought maybe some dirty shit happened on set with

598
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Speaker 4: you and Liam? Did you have beef? Was it like

599
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 4: you can't be on set together?

600
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 6: It was definitely a battle of who's the hottest on set?

601
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 6: Every time we walked on set. Every time we walked

602
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 6: on set, it was like real, oh for sure, right,

603
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 6: absolutely right, give and take, push and pull of who

604
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 6: is the sexiest person on Sorry?

605
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you remember that website actually like Hot or Not?

606
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 2: It was the fucking funniest thing.

607
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 7: Dude, I love it.

608
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 4: Weren't you You had to pick up Kyle?

609
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 7: What do you mean you had a picture of course? Yeah,

610
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 7: I loved it. I like lived by it.

611
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 8: I would check it every fucking three hours and be like,

612
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 8: dude seven point eight in high school, would.

613
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 5: Got a home of mine on there and he was

614
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 5: at like a nine percent or something.

615
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 4: We have to bring that back, you guys know, Hot

616
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 4: or Not. It was like you put a picture of

617
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Speaker 4: yourself and then the community of.

618
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 8: This was like two thousand and two, two thousand and three,

619
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Speaker 8: like early Internet.

620
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 7: It was yeah, yeah, earlier Internet.

621
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Speaker 2: Do you think anybody popped off that.

622
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 5: You think anybody who was like the hottest person like

623
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 5: got a call from a manager and then was on.

624
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 7: Oh for sure, I bet you. Hollywood was like.

625
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,439
Speaker 4: That's how came to be?

626
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 6: He got Yeah, They're like they're putting it. Lou Pearlman

627
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,239
Speaker 6: was putting together ninety eight degree more.

628
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 4: I want more. I would be willing to bet thousands

629
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 4: of dollars that there's a maximum hot or not issue,

630
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 4: best of hot or not?

631
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 2: Wait, what are you willing to bet?

632
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 4: I'm willing to bet.

633
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 3: How millions of dollars? Thousands?

634
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 6: Put a number on it.

635
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 3: Let's see, maybe one of us wants to take this action.

636
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's do that.

637
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 2: There's a hot or not maxim issue.

638
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 7: So you're betting thousands? That is your manager.

639
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 4: I don't like to intersect so perfectly.

640
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 2: You should have been the editor. I don't think they

641
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 2: were doing that. That's why nobody reads that.

642
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 4: All right, maybe not thousands, but they should have.

643
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 2: This one's controversial. It's a double There were two discs

644
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: because the soundtrack was so good.

645
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 5: Is the soundtrack to Days and Confused better than the movie?

646
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 2: Oh?

647
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 7: Wow, that's interesting. That's a great question.

648
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,960
Speaker 6: Well, it's it's kind of uh impossible to separate because

649
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 6: the especially on that movie, because that movie, the sound

650
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 6: track pushes the movie along so well and also gets

651
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 6: you in the mood for those hot seventies James.

652
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 5: So is the accompaniment of the visual better or not,

653
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.

654
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: I actually didn't think the name Karen was correct.

655
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 4: It's not fair because I have an aunt Karen, who's

656
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 4: just a really lovely laker.

657
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 5: I feel like Barb is like a closer to what

658
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 5: that is.

659
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 3: Susan Susan, I disagree.

660
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 5: I Susan, Susan's pretty good. Kurt Russell, he's he's he's

661
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 5: this golden right. Yeah, he's the one who's still kind

662
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 5: of like, hey man, he's clean. I'm here, Yeah, I'm steady.

663
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 4: I mean, if you're not against his lack of commitment,

664
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 4: put a ring on it already? Did he marry Goldiehan spirit?

665
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 5: Come on, man, so you're a traditionalist, do you believe

666
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 5: in that?

667
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 4: I am a Christian values? You don't have sex till

668
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 4: you're married, that is true.

669
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 2: I forgot what the giant cross tattoo on your back?

670
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 4: It's huge. Well, not everybody's born to play.

671
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 7: I think I could hit one out at the Colisseum.

672
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 4: I bet you could? You not?

673
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

674
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 6: I could not in a million years, could you?

675
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 2: If I have.

676
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 7: If I have three months to practice, I'd hit it out.

677
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 6: All right, Kyle, Okay, start practicing today, and in three months,

678
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 6: I guarantee you we could get you on the green.

679
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 6: Is that what they call it? No, in the batter's box,

680
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 6: on the diamond, off the pitch in the batter's box,

681
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,239
Speaker 6: Get me in the box. We'll get you in the

682
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 6: box at the Colisseum, and I want to see this happen.

683
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 6: I bet we can. Blake has the end. He's played

684
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 6: there twice.

685
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 7: You got pay for.

686
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 4: It, okay, okay, Yeah, what are all right?

687
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: The Baseball's and sure pay for what you gotta pay

688
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: for access.

689
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 7: You gotta pay for it.

690
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 6: We're not gonna pay for it.

691
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 3: They're gonna let us do it. It's not gonna be

692
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 3: during a game.

693
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: You gotta pay for it. I'll do it, Kyle. You

694
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 2: played baseball, right? Is this true?

695
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,959
Speaker 5: That like to hit it out of there? Like the

696
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 5: pitch needs to be at a certain sufficient speed coming in.

697
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's the biggest thing is I'd have to learn

698
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 8: how to hit like eighty miles an hour.

699
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 7: The turning on it is probably the hardest.

700
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 3: Well, you're the one who said you need three.

701
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 7: Months yeah, I think I could do that all right.

702
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 6: I'm excited to see it.

703
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,959
Speaker 8: It actually would trim up my waistline, which I've been

704
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 8: looking forward to doing.

705
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 6: Oh man, you gotta use that.

706
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: That's the torque that.

707
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 6: You need to get around on that ball. I think

708
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 6: I would full on liposuction down to like five percent

709
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 6: body fat, just get rid of all of it, just

710
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 6: like that.

711
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 3: Over day, just be wrapped over day.

712
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: This dude just said over day.

713
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not doing it overnight.

714
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 2: I know, but I love overday.

715
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 6: I'm not doing it overnight. I'm doing it over at

716
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 6: the daytime.

717
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 5: You go to like a store, they're like, we'll give

718
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 5: you a Lobo suction over day.

719
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: Two for one.

720
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 6: I'm not doing it overnight, though, I'm doing it, yeah,

721
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 6: over the day, That's that's cool. I'm not I'm not

722
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 6: going in at night time to get it done. And

723
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 6: this is a daytime procedure. I'm going to start in

724
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 6: the morning and they're gonna work however many hours it

725
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 6: takes and get done probably by lunchtime.

726
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 3: I'll go home and have a shredded ass six pack and.

727
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 5: Back lingerie football. And if you guys at home haven't

728
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 5: watched this shit. It's not just like girls in underwear

729
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 5: playing football.

730
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 4: They light each other.

731
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 5: These fucking jock women in like scan not scanly clad,

732
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 5: but they're in like sports bras and like, uh, I

733
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 5: guess like underwear shaped shorts or whatever, but they fucking

734
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 5: light each other up. These quarterbacks have cannons and these

735
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 5: women are catching balls, they're checking people in the walls.

736
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 2: It's fucking there's YouTube that are in town.

737
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 8: We found it when we lived at Hamblin and it

738
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 8: was like like scrolling through the direct TV, it's like

739
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 8: Lingerie Football League.

740
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 7: What is this? Click it on?

741
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 2: Do tell Yeah, and then it's like, holy shit, this

742
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 2: is like a great game.

743
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 7: This is really good.

744
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 4: It's speaking of ship talk.

745
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 5: One of those girls from from that like Highlight Clip

746
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 5: or whatever had the best shit TG game. She was like,

747
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 5: oh my god, did you shoot your pants? To some

748
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 5: of the girl She's like, you fucking stink.

749
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: I was like, uh, she's in her head.

750
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 6: Now, Oh man, what an ultimate slam? Did you ship

751
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 6: your pants?

752
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 4: I dream that we wire up every player athlete and

753
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 4: that's all they say.

754
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 6: That'd be a great thing, Like even in the NFL,

755
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 6: if you're the guy that's wired up, if you're constantly

756
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 6: just going like, oh my god, this guy's just sh

757
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 6: his pants. That's what they keep getting on CBS or

758
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 6: wherever it's airing.

759
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 7: That's hard knock, softball, hard knock.

760
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 6: It's just being like, oh, pu, dude, you ship your pots.

761
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 4: Eventually, I believe that djane at that caliber and that

762
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 4: level will evolve into you also are doing magic and illusions.

763
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 4: Just magician DJs.

764
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 2: You're making people's money disappear to you.

765
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 6: That that's gonna be my new my next Disney Plus.

766
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 7: That makes sense.

767
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 6: Magician DJ, magic DJ, Yeah, magic DJ can't.

768
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 2: That makes so much sense. The drop of a DJ

769
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: is just like the reveal of a magician.

770
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, doves fly out, come on.

771
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's awesome.

772
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you gonna do that?

773
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 6: Blake please please? Hot dog Head, Hot Doghead.

774
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 5: Did you guys get those those nipple things when you

775
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 5: were going through puberty?

776
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 9: What?

777
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 2: No? No, no, your nipples hurt?

778
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 4: Yeah dude, No, I didn't remember that.

779
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I haven't though

780
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 7: about him in.

781
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 2: Years, dude, I remember those. That's why, like people would

782
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 2: be like, oh this one here, they would grab it.

783
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that's yes.

784
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 6: Maybe I'm still waiting for my growth spurt because I've

785
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 6: never heard of it.

786
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 8: You never had that nipples right now, right, they're pretty

787
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 8: soft at the end. Now, imagine a marble in the

788
00:33:58,560 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 8: tip and that's what it.

789
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 3: Used to be, bowl in the tip.

790
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I specifically remember, like you also never mind going

791
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 4: He also like you didn't get pit here until you

792
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 4: were like I was a late bloomer, get till college college.

793
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 7: That's why you guys are sot.

794
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 4: He's I just remember grabbing either like Kyle or my

795
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 4: friend Teddy's nipples and them flipping out, like dude, that

796
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 4: hurts really bad, and it was like, whoa, I thought

797
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 4: I thought this was something we did.

798
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 7: Man.

799
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 3: I loved.

800
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 6: I loved how quiet you got when you're like I

801
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 6: just remember grabbing Kyle's or.

802
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 4: You know, pinching like you know, like amongst friends we

803
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 4: pinched nipples.

804
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: I just remember grabbing kylegedly.

805
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 4: I don't know, Kyle, how did you feel when I

806
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 4: did that?

807
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: No?

808
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 7: I haven't thought about him forever, and yet hurts so

809
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 7: fucking bad.

810
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 2: Man?

811
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 7: What are those things?

812
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 4: What is that away?

813
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 2: That's a good your body being? Like are these gonna

814
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,240
Speaker 2: be titties?

815
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 5: And then your other part of your body's like no, no,

816
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 5: we're holding off and it's like, wait, we were just

817
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 5: trying to make so that's that's scientific. Like the test

818
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 5: those are estrogen pods. So those could be estrogen pods.

819
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 2: That's what it is.

820
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 8: And then the testosterone at that point is like nah,

821
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 8: yeah exactly.

822
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 4: And so what the fuck it forms of marble that

823
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 4: could also be wild milk.

824
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 5: Correct, Yeah, well this is no, no, no, are you exactly

825
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 5: what it is?

826
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 7: That's important?

827
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 2: It is?

828
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 4: That is important.

829
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 5: When I moved here, two of my friends were in

830
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 5: a softball league with Nitro from American Gladiators.

831
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 2: They were like, we just want to meet people.

832
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 5: They joined up and they're like, dude, Nitro is in

833
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 5: our softball league and I was like, we're in Hollywood, baby.

834
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 3: Whatever happened?

835
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 6: Didn't they try to bring back American Gladiators and just

836
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 6: sort of.

837
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was back. It was good.

838
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, what happened?

839
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 4: That sucks?

840
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 6: It was canceled too quickly, man, give it, give it

841
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 6: some time to shine.

842
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

843
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 5: It was kind of a band aid for the Writers

844
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 5: Guild strike and what oh RO five or whatever that was. Oh, yeah,

845
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 5: they like didn't have any TV. They need a reality TV.

846
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 5: They brought back American Gladiators.

847
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 2: And said take that WGA.

848
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 5: Now, for those of you guys listening, WGA is the

849
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 5: writers killed of America, and sometimes they go on strike

850
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 5: and TV doesn't happen. So American Gladiators happened to.

851
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 6: Go on strike again, and now it's the Rocks Show,

852
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 6: tightened games.

853
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: It's just okay that game.

854
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 5: I don't want to sound like a sociopath, but it's

855
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 5: too much like the personal story. I don't give a fuck, like,

856
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 5: go out there and play against the gladiators.

857
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 8: That's what was awesome about American Gladiators is you just

858
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 8: before you knew it, you were in the game, you

859
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,359
Speaker 8: were in the event.

860
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's why American Ninja Warrior rules is because

861
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 6: it's the same with Gladiators. You're like, oh, I could

862
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 6: do that, even if you couldn't, even if you like

863
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 6: probably would just get dras kicked, you believe like, yeah,

864
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 6: you know what I would. I'd chew for the leg

865
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 6: and I'd take them down. I watched Pinocchio.

866
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 2: Oh, terrifying.

867
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's kind of.

868
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 6: Crazy, scariest movie, and I was high. I was super

869
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 6: I was like, you know what, I want to watch

870
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 6: Pinocchio and just and just you know, ate like six

871
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 6: out of balls and smoked a joint to myself and

872
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 6: truly terrifying islands.

873
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a minute.

874
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 6: Here's the story breakdown, and like quick beats.

875
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 3: It was a nineteen forties movie. It's so old, very old.

876
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 6: And then so there's Geppetto, super Italian kind of forgot

877
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 6: how like yeah, yeah he is even though his named Scheppetto.

878
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 4: He's the basis of all Italian people.

879
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 6: From Yeah, all the stereotypes is Gepetto. And he's like

880
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,959
Speaker 6: really into he's kind of weirdo. He's like really into

881
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 6: woodworking and just makes clocks and whenever he's trying to party,

882
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 6: he rocks all the clocks at launch, which makes an insane,

883
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 6: pretty annoying noise, and him and his cat dance. So

884
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 6: he is carving.

885
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 7: That's how you meet the guy.

886
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is he's covering.

887
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 6: This Pinocchio and he's like, hey, wish she was a

888
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 6: real boy. And then praise to like the star this

889
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 6: fairy comes down. It's like it's a real boy.

890
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 2: What did you wish upon a star?

891
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 5: Yeah?

892
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 7: Who's who's wishing? Okay, cricket is.

893
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 2: Cricket he's like the host of the movie.

894
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the.

895
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 3: Conscience and let your guy you have a little whistle, Yes.

896
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 2: I remember.

897
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 3: So anyway, so he becomes a real boy.

898
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 6: The first thing Geppetto does, which is an insane move,

899
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 6: is he goes, guess what you got to go to

900
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 6: school today? First day this kid's alive. Doesn't even spend

901
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 6: a day like go and have some fun, going to

902
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 6: the water park or something, working man.

903
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, yeah, I mean it was the middle

904
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 3: of the night that this kid came alive. You don't

905
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 3: even kick with the kids. So anyways, he goes bad father.

906
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, that is weird. He's like, my one wish is

907
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 8: that you're a real boy. Okay, get the fuck out

908
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 8: of my hair.

909
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 2: Wants to go to real school. Yeah.

910
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 6: So then he doesn't even walk him to school. He

911
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 6: doesn't even walk the kid to school. This is a child,

912
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 6: This is a wooden child. First day alive.

913
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 2: He's a real boy.

914
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 4: You as he's not yet he is a real right,

915
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 4: that's the whole plot of the movie, right, he wants

916
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 4: to be real.

917
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 7: Is that what it is is not actually real because

918
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 7: he still wouldn't.

919
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 6: He's still yeah school, Then this like Gnarley Fox comes

920
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 6: and was like, oh shit, I'm going to sell this

921
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 6: guy to slavery, allegedly does sells him into like this

922
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 6: this marionette like puppeteer guy who's a psychopath, locks him

923
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 6: in a cage.

924
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 3: Jiminy Cricket gets them, they sneak out, then they get.

925
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 4: Spoilers, then they get nineteen forty spoiler coming in hot, welcome.

926
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 2: To this is Disney Movies.

927
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 8: Letting the whole room know that there's your poop in

928
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:45,479
Speaker 8: that potted plant is something of I don't what is that?

929
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 6: Well, it was the confidence that was built through that

930
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 6: half hour to where I got a rapport with this

931
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 6: audience and it was it was going great. It was

932
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 6: a great show, and they were fully on board with

933
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 6: everything I was doing.

934
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 7: So you just were like, I'm unstoppable, guys.

935
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 2: I got to be honest. It was a great night,

936
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: and you.

937
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 6: Know, just the honesty that I was trying to have

938
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 6: with this crowd and just admitting like, hey, I didn't

939
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 6: think it was gonna go well because I shit in

940
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 6: that potted plant right before getting on stage, and people

941
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 6: were like, what why throw a weird lie? After he's

942
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 6: built this rapport with us right now. And then I

943
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 6: was like, yo, go check that potted plant. Someone did

944
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 6: and he's like, there's a shit in here.

945
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 5: I just remember somebody telling a story about how they're

946
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 5: like in their bed with their girlfriend at the time

947
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 5: and the rats were like under their beds scratching around that.

948
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: And they were like, what was that noise? It was like, oh, no,

949
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 2: that's just good.

950
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 6: That was me and my my ex girlfriend, and I

951
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 6: remember I told her it was the pipes because you

952
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 6: heard like like on the hardwood floor.

953
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 3: You heard like the rat like.

954
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 6: On the way in.

955
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: And she was like, what's that? And I go, oh,

956
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 3: an old.

957
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 6: House, It's just old pipes.

958
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: You just were like rats, rats, rattling pot rat. That

959
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 2: was dude.

960
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 5: Can you imagine if it was a rat suy who

961
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 5: like jumped in your hair and like taught you how

962
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 5: to funk?

963
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,240
Speaker 4: Right there we go, rat too.

964
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 3: Idea.

965
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 4: I just watched Ratatui for the first time very recently.

966
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 7: What is a rat to Tui?

967
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 4: Well, it's I.

968
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 7: Thought it was a food Okay, great, but where where

969
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 7: where you?

970
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 5: I said, it's a Pixar movie and you said right,

971
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 5: but I thought it was you also, do you know

972
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 5: it was both of those.

973
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 8: But you also said that it lands in the back

974
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 8: of your hair and tells you how to funk, and

975
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 8: you called it a ratatu wei and I'm like, how

976
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 8: does the dish land in the back.

977
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 7: Of your hair?

978
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 2: Have you seen rat? I do understand.

979
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 7: It's a movie that starts a mouse. Is the mouse

980
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 7: named rattus a rat?

981
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 8: And no, no, no, no, no, hold on, it's the

982
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 8: mouse named it's a rat named rattatu basically basically, don't

983
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 8: know bullshit?

984
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 7: Is it known as a rat?

985
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 2: Tattoo? We eat? He name e t well, no.

986
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 8: One knows what should we name the male Karen and like,

987
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 8: Kyle was always on the list.

988
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 3: And yeah, well it's the hard k It's the sound that.

989
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 8: I thought Chad is a better choice. I honestly thought

990
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 8: Chad is the one.

991
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 6: I talk about Chad and Derek's for like twenty minutes

992
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 6: on in my stand up special Todd Todd's It's all Todd.

993
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like Chad is a bro.

994
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 6: Well Todd to me sounds like a dumb guy, like, oh,

995
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 6: good one, Todd.

996
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, Todd's an idiot, good one, Todd. But that's who

997
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 5: these people are. These people are idiots, right, that's that's the.

998
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 7: Whole thing for sure.

999
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 5: Chad is more agros young from in my mind, he's

1000
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 5: a young soul.

1001
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 8: Okay, oh wow, interesting Chad is a young soul to.

1002
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 2: Oh wait, were we not talking about souls?

1003
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 6: You don't know.

1004
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 7: I actually want to transition to souls.

1005
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 6: That's why the thing's always talking souls.

1006
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1007
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 2: I don't have one, so I just like to talk

1008
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 2: about it all.

1009
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 8: Baby, Come on, give yourself some credit. You got a

1010
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 8: beautiful heart in there.

1011
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 3: Somewhere.

1012
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 5: There should be one bully for high school, and you

1013
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 5: run for it, just like you run for prompting.

1014
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: He gets to bully. He's the funniest bully.

1015
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 5: What he says is usually true that you are ugly,

1016
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 5: and he gets a ride on the.

1017
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 2: Back of everyone's wheelchair.

1018
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, they would. They'd always take my wheelchair and push

1019
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 6: that ship. I'm like, this isn't your job, man.

1020
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 5: You if you had an electric wheelchair in my high school,

1021
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 5: you were somebody's ride to class.

1022
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 2: That was just the the deal you made with the environment.

1023
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 6: I never got the I think my parents didn't have

1024
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 6: enough money to to spring for the electric one.

1025
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 3: They were like, yeah, well someone's pushing you.

1026
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 8: I don't want this chiseled ass. Chris Hemsworth ordering pizza.

1027
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 8: I want Adam to Vine with a donk ordering pizza.

1028
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: No, he's delivering it.

1029
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 7: Are you were delivering it?

1030
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 6: Well, I wasn't ordering. I was a pizza delivery guy.

1031
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 8: That's okay because I was once a delivery guy. And

1032
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 8: I know how you sneak slices in the car. Bro

1033
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 8: I mean it's all good. You would eat the pizza

1034
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 8: couple toppings.

1035
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, here and there?

1036
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 6: I was you serious?

1037
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 4: I was also a pizza delivery guy. And you have

1038
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 4: broken code.

1039
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 2: You are going to hell?

1040
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 4: That is breaking code.

1041
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 7: Well, I mean I didn't come on. Guys, everybody takes

1042
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 7: a little topic here and there.

1043
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 2: Come on, how dare you.

1044
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 7: Come on?

1045
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 4: That is breaking code? They trust you with the pizza.

1046
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 7: Well, I don't do it anymore. I don't deliver anymore.

1047
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 2: So this is like God, you get it off your chest.

1048
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: You're getting it off your chest. I got you. You

1049
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 2: gotta be prepared for what's gonna happen.

1050
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 6: Yes, are you guys talking to silver civil war? That's

1051
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 6: gonna silver war?

1052
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: Hey, No, that's what people are talking about.

1053
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 3: No, I said civil, I said civil.

1054
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: But we're talking about silver have you noticed.

1055
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, rewind the podcast. Rewind the podcast and listen.

1056
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 6: See if I said silver or civil I think it's

1057
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 6: about to be a goddamn civil war in this podcast

1058
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 6: booth right now.

1059
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 4: I want to say, you said silver war in Workaholics.

1060
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 4: I think Adam Demant said that once.

1061
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, that's it. What's great about playing this dumb

1062
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 6: ass character of Adam Demant is I got messed up

1063
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 6: and say a lot of stupid shit that just ended

1064
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 6: up in the show.

1065
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 2: We're keeping it. Yeah.

1066
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 4: I think my best trick was the skig.

1067
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, I could just lay some fucking.

1068
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 4: I could skid for days. I was the hardest skidter

1069
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 4: on the block.

1070
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: That was the best way to arise.

1071
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 7: You're still laying skid marks, right.

1072
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, baby, laying a little tire on the pavement.

1073
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 5: Hello, if you saw what if you saw a homie

1074
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 5: from like across the playground and you just darted over

1075
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 5: to him and then went like like a shit, You're like,

1076
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 5: what's up?

1077
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 4: That was always the movie. Yeah, you had to like

1078
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 4: see who could skid the longest?

1079
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and you're.

1080
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 5: Talking about from like turning to the side, too, Not right,

1081
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 5: not just like the straights.

1082
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 8: A bomb.

1083
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: Oh that's a nurse. Yeah you turn, yeah, you turn,

1084
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 2: and you fucking you tail it over.

1085
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 6: You guys ever fuck with some super sockers?

1086
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 2: Oh dude, hell you mean by laramie?

1087
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 7: Laramie?

1088
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 2: What did you?

1089
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 7: What did you guys have? You just had the stand?

1090
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 4: Everybody had a fifty.

1091
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you start with the fifty.

1092
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 6: Had you had to have the fifty and that's that's

1093
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 6: what you would tuck in your pants. And then you

1094
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 6: would have the five hundred, the double banger.

1095
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 3: That was the two hundred two tanks whatever that one was.

1096
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 2: The five hundred had the backpack or was that the thousands?

1097
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 8: Can we just go from the bottom up and like,

1098
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 8: let me get reminded of this.

1099
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 6: By the way, super soccer does not exist anymore, didn't we?

1100
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 6: We looked this up in the workholics writer's room.

1101
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 3: It like doesn't exist.

1102
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 2: Why not?

1103
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,919
Speaker 5: Maybe they're sitting on it till some guy pays four

1104
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 5: million dollars for back into it.

1105
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 4: This is important, That's something I would collect.

1106
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I want to say that there was a five, ten, fifteen, thirty,

1107
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 5: There was for sure fifty, a seventy five and one hundred,

1108
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 5: and then the two hundred.

1109
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 7: Okay, So the seventy five was what what color was that?

1110
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 2: Orange and yellow?

1111
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 7: That was the orange and yellow one. So the hundred

1112
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 7: was the green one.

1113
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,760
Speaker 2: No, blue, one hundred was blue?

1114
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 4: Or was that? The fifty?

1115
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 2: The hundred was blue and yellow?

1116
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 7: Okay?

1117
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 2: The fifty was green bottle yellow gun. That was the

1118
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: entry one everybody had.

1119
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 5: The fifty fifty was just the first because it was

1120
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 5: called the super Sooker fifty because it shot fifty feet.

1121
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 7: Oh shit, I never knew that.

1122
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 6: Oh what happened was NERF bought super soaker and kind

1123
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 6: of ruined it.

1124
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 3: If we're being real, NERF tried to nervous eye.

1125
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: They nerved their.

1126
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 3: Soaker and then just turned it into some some nerve shit.

1127
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 2: Man, What did they do to it?

1128
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 3: It just it looks like it doesn't hold as much water.

1129
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 3: It's just kind of whack as hell.

1130
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 5: People also started putting like bleach and urine in them

1131
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 5: and shooting fifty feet and taking off like shooting convertibles.

1132
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 8: I'd like to apologize early for doing that. A teenager

1133
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 8: did she I'm just I'm lying. Poonerism's rock. They're very funny,

1134
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 8: fucking nuts, knucking futs there's a bumper stick out.

1135
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 2: It's a spoonery sunking go nuts.

1136
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 4: Tuck my sits.

1137
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's that to Wait.

1138
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 4: What did you say my sits?

1139
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 2: You said what took my sits? You get it?

1140
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 6: Kind of suck my fits?

1141
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 7: So tuck my sits.

1142
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 6: Tuck talk. He's writing, suck my f.

1143
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 2: I was fast. Nobody could tag me.

1144
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 5: I have a sneaking suspicion that everyone fast wasn't playing

1145
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 5: tag they were playing real sports.

1146
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, Blake, never, you didn't go to the track.

1147
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 5: On the track, no one could tag me, motherfucker. They're

1148
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 5: out playing flag football.

1149
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 4: M okay, Well there were other there were other activities

1150
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 4: that weren't sanctioned sports that you had to be good at.

1151
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 4: On my block, one was tagged. The other was steal

1152
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 4: the bacon, and I was nasty on that.

1153
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 2: Yo, steal the bacon? God so ruthless.

1154
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 4: You want to know the other one? Kick the can?

1155
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 4: Can I ever play that? That game was damn ruthless.

1156
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 6: Hey, did you grow up in the fifties.

1157
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 4: I know, I grew up in a field in Iowa.

1158
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 5: Adams getting Adams getting like shanked with knives and you're

1159
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 5: like kicking cans.

1160
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,959
Speaker 4: Bro, we lived in a court like you can play

1161
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 4: games like that?

1162
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 2: What is take the can?

1163
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1164
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 4: Kick the can is so tight.

1165
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 6: I caught myself just like touching people, probably more than

1166
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 6: I normally would like.

1167
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: Crew guys.

1168
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 6: I was just like, kind of.

1169
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 8: Oh because of lack of human contact.

1170
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 6: And I know that they don't have it and you

1171
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 6: haven't touched another person, and so goddamn.

1172
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 4: Long, yes, soon as you get the green light, your cansy.

1173
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 5: These guys did have a certain musculature that made you

1174
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 5: want to grab them.

1175
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 6: Oh my god, these these professional shark divers.

1176
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 4: Can we talk about a fucking hot they were?

1177
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 7: Please do I'm over give me the descriptions.

1178
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 6: Long there was no for real. There was this dude

1179
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 6: that was I mean he a local bahaman, gentleman, bahamanam

1180
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 6: uh ripped dude just like and he had like this

1181
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 6: wet suit.

1182
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: Wet suit so much cooler.

1183
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 4: Why don't we all have trucks, trucks freaking rock dude,

1184
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 4: let's get some flatbed. I want to be flatbed boystbed.

1185
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 4: Yeah he does. I've been on it a few times.

1186
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: My gosh.

1187
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 7: Yeah, when does wine mouth kick in?

1188
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 6: When does it kick in?

1189
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 7: It could be two bottles.

1190
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,919
Speaker 4: If you're drinking like shitty wine, I want to say,

1191
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 4: maybe it like leaves a film, or maybe it's a

1192
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 4: sign of grape wine.

1193
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the good stuff.

1194
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 8: It could also be like a black light for brushing

1195
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 8: teeth if like the.

1196
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 5: While yes, the Tarzan listerine guy hasn't swung through that mouth,

1197
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 5: that's another.

1198
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 4: Uh, it's a ginger bis indicator.

1199
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 7: So you're always going to get rimshot.

1200
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, how to avoid wine mouth. Brush your teeth

1201
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,479
Speaker 6: before eating, not after the tannin's in the wine, cling

1202
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 6: to any plaque on your teeth. So technically, if you've

1203
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 6: got more plaque on your teeth, you're gonna get more

1204
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 6: wine mouth.

1205
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 2: This just made it so much worse.

1206
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 5: This mosfucker doesn't brush.

1207
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 8: It is it's the wine mouth is the black light

1208
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 8: of oral hygiene.

1209
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 6: You know what video I get sent every once in

1210
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 6: a while is, uh, who gets the dog?

1211
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,360
Speaker 4: Damn the dog?

1212
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 2: Dude?

1213
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 6: We won a dog? Me Kyle and our old roommate Teddy,

1214
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 6: we want a dog? On a TV show called Who

1215
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 6: Gets the Dog? Where three groups of like family or friends,

1216
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 6: three different groups battle over like who the dog likes

1217
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 6: more and who they feel would be the best fit

1218
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 6: for this dog.

1219
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 3: And then we ended up winning.

1220
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 6: And I'm like, I got on all fours because I'm

1221
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 6: a fucking cheese dick Ham and acted like a dog

1222
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 6: to like win.

1223
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 8: I was like, yeah, it was really a testament to

1224
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 8: our acting, like being like, we want to win so bad,

1225
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 8: will put on whatever, We'll say whatever, we have to

1226
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 8: holl the heart strings of America.

1227
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: And you won the dog.

1228
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, one the dog.

1229
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 6: And then they we have this this dog, Rocky who

1230
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 6: now lives.

1231
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 3: With uh with Teddy's family.

1232
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 7: I think, oh, yeah, what's the deal.

1233
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 2: Are you eating sushi off for people?

1234
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 4: Yes, you can't do that right now. They're sanitized.

1235
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 7: What is the fish? The fish is sanitized the people.

1236
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 4: You put the fish on and eat it all.

1237
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 8: Out where I live, like sometimes in the middle of

1238
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 8: the night, the pack of coyotes will get something and

1239
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 8: they will just go crazy, like crazy, and you hear

1240
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 8: the animal.

1241
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 7: That they got, like screaming and stuff. It is the

1242
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 7: most like.

1243
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 8: Fucking leave me alone, Leave me the fuck alone.

1244
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 6: No, don't kill me.

1245
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 2: Oh not my face, don't eat my face first?

1246
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, eat my ass first.

1247
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 3: Oh, just please eat my my ass.

1248
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 4: Honey, honey. The coyotes are out there again.

1249
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 2: Eat my ass.

1250
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:33,720
Speaker 6: Please eat my ass first? Oh god, why not my face?

1251
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 7: Just focus on the ass.

1252
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 2: Please? What are you doing out there?

1253
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 7: That's what I'm definitely saying that.

1254
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 8: I'm definitely saying that when I if I get attacked

1255
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 8: by anything, it's.

1256
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 7: Just like, please eat my ass first, then eat what.

1257
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 6: Kyle just walks into the woods, Just ass first, just

1258
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 6: ready to get gobbled.

1259
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: Are you going out to the woods again.

1260
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 7: I'm laying traps. I'm laying more traps. Just eat my ass,

1261
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 7: Eat my ass.

1262
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 8: That's why I hope my ghost says in the afterlife.

1263
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 3: What was on these mixtapes?

1264
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 6: And who were you giving them to?

1265
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,320
Speaker 3: Because I know you and your friends weren't fucking in

1266
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 3: high school.

1267
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, if there was no Jill Scott in there, you're disqualified.

1268
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 2: It's true.

1269
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 6: I know.

1270
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:16,959
Speaker 3: I know their whole crew.

1271
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 6: That wasn't a high school fucking crew right now, not

1272
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 6: at all.

1273
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 4: No dish there.

1274
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 2: We did go to script clubs though, a lot.

1275
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 4: Of magic the gathering, Yeah, gathering.

1276
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 6: I remember when I think I must have been living

1277
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 6: with Teddy or something, but I remember at Camden when

1278
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 6: we lived together, he came over and like your friends

1279
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 6: came in town and I was like, oh shit, we're

1280
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 6: gonna party and everything. And then you guys played Magic

1281
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,640
Speaker 6: the Gathering for four days, s right, And I don't

1282
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 6: know how to play, and so it's just me kind

1283
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 6: of drinking, sitting around the outside of the circle being like,

1284
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 6: does it anyone, Yeah, dude, trying to go do anything,

1285
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 6: like no, we're this mage is. I don't even know

1286
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 6: how to make fun of it because I truly don't

1287
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 6: know Magic.

1288
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 3: The Gathering at all.

1289
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 4: So you found yourself knee deep in a booster draft. Brother,

1290
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 4: you buy a box, you make a deck, you go

1291
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 4: at it for about four days with your tightest bros,

1292
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 4: and you'd come out stronger for it. It's a bro bond.

1293
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 6: We're talking about the cameras at the front of the

1294
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 6: house to make sure people aren't shitting on your doorstep

1295
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 6: for any weird stuff.

1296
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 8: Home security cameras, right, the cameras at the front of

1297
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 8: your house and the.

1298
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 4: Back and all around and inside for some people I know, Isaac,

1299
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

1300
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 3: Well, I got robbed like a handful of years ago.

1301
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 6: That's when I put mine up and my neighbor told me,

1302
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 6: this is how shitty neighbors are in Los Angeles, like

1303
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 6: they truly don't give a fuck. The guy my neighbor

1304
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 6: was like, oh yeah, I told him I got robbed,

1305
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 6: and he was like, oh yeah, I saw someone digging

1306
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 6: through your trash wearing scream masks. What two guys? And

1307
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 6: I'm like, you didn't think to call the police, and

1308
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 6: goes na, I just figured it was someone just looking

1309
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 6: for cans or something.

1310
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 3: And I'm like, in a scream mask.

1311
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 7: That's so terrifying, that's amazing.

1312
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, they were actually robbing your house in scream masks.

1313
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 7: Apparently that's kind of fucking baller.

1314
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 2: Off the charge.

1315
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 3: Until you're stabbed to death.

1316
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 5: By the way your neighbor robbed you and then told

1317
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 5: you there were some people with scream masks going through

1318
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 5: your garbage, so that you're totally thrown Oh yeah, oh yeah,

1319
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,080
Speaker 5: because the first thing you're thinking is, well, it's definitely

1320
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 5: not this asshole who just saw them.

1321
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 2: It didn't tell me, right, look at me, sherlock home.

1322
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 6: Oh, all of a sudden, I just hear him playing

1323
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 6: on a Casio keyboard holding an antique rifle.

1324
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 4: Is that what's taken from you?

1325
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's like two things got stolen.

1326
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,359
Speaker 2: Who plays a keyboard you play keyboard My.

1327
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, man, I took the ivory.

1328
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 7: They're not ivories or plastic on a keyboard player.

1329
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 3: Well, dude, these are This was elite level Cassio busty.

1330
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 4: Damn.

1331
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 5: You kill the elephant, you get like toilet paper and

1332
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 5: remnants there, and I'm like, get it out of there.

1333
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 6: Maybe allegedly there was tons of threesomes happening between the

1334
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 6: maid the wife, right, maybe the animals are in there,

1335
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 6: they're watching. I'm not sure.

1336
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 8: My opinion from my own opinion from the outside, I

1337
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 8: don't like that.

1338
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 7: I don't like that. So he's kind of a piece

1339
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 7: of shit.

1340
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 6: I wear spandex shorts and I get after it. There

1341
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 6: is penile enlargement surgery and it's fifteen thousand dollars with

1342
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 6: an ump front.

1343
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 3: One thousand dollars.

1344
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 2: That's a deal about seven eight inches.

1345
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 6: We should make a bet and whoever wins the bet,

1346
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 6: we all pitch in and get that person a bigger dick.

1347
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 4: Oh that'd be fun. I like that.

1348
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 5: But do we do a percentage wise or like you

1349
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 5: automatically have to add four inches?

1350
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 6: I think it's you're gonna work with whatever they say.

1351
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 6: They could give you, is that what it is? I don't.

1352
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 6: I don't think they can say. I don't think you

1353
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 6: could go. I want four inches.

1354
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 4: Right, They kind of pieces of skin from your body

1355
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 4: and add it all up into a pile.

1356
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 6: Okay. It says that it can increase length and girth

1357
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 6: measurement around the penis, which is girth of about one

1358
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 6: and a half to two and a.

1359
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 3: Half inches while flaccid and erect. That's a lot an

1360
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 3: extra two and a half inches. I don't like a

1361
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 3: fourteen inch dick.

1362
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 7: Okay, alright, that is crazy, Adam. What about you? What's

1363
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 7: your surgery?

1364
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 6: You know?

1365
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think for sure.

1366
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 6: But also beyond that, I feel like all of us

1367
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 6: want that.

1368
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 5: I think you say it's dick, and then you get

1369
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 5: it's a two fer. It's a two fer you get. Yeah,

1370
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 5: if you get the dick, you get the other one

1371
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 5: for free.

1372
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 6: If you can get an extra two and a half inches,

1373
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 6: that's a jambone right there.

1374
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 7: I don't want it.

1375
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,439
Speaker 2: This motherfucker call back.

1376
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1377
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 6: Probably, I say, I'm not losing my hair yet, but

1378
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 6: I know I've seen my father, and I see all

1379
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,920
Speaker 6: the men in my family, and they're all pretty fucking bald.

1380
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 2: Mother's dad was bald.

1381
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 3: He died when he was like forty, and he still

1382
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 3: had hair. Like the photos, he still had hair. But

1383
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, is that just how he's combing it?

1384
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1385
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 3: My mom said he had a full head, but there

1386
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 3: was not a lot of photos.

1387
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 5: I just want what's cool is that You're like, I'm

1388
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 5: worried about my hair falling out, But my mom's dad

1389
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 5: he died at forty, but I'm not worried about the

1390
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 5: health and publications.

1391
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 3: It's an elective surgery.

1392
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 6: He had a heart attack because he was like he

1393
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 6: was like an alcoholic, you know, so I'm not stopping drinking.

1394
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1395
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 5: Wow, remember I Workaholics When we had a dog eat

1396
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 5: my ass.

1397
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 2: And it was like, oh yeah what it was the bulldog.

1398
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 7: From Modern Family. That was like, well it licked mountain

1399
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 7: dew code red out of your butt.

1400
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 6: Crack. Wait that was that was the episode.

1401
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 4: That was the entire episode?

1402
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 6: Now what was what was the plot?

1403
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 5: It was the one where we went back to school

1404
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 5: and I was teasing the National.

1405
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 4: Guard or the Coast Guard.

1406
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 7: The Coast Guard yeah, oh sure, sure, they like tracked me.

1407
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 5: Down with their dog and they're like pour code, read

1408
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 5: down his buck crack and make the dog with it,

1409
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 5: and like in a TV show, you're like, hah, that's

1410
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 5: that's funny.

1411
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 2: How are we practically doing this? And everyone's like.

1412
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 5: We're putting peanut butter on your butt and then we're

1413
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 5: gonna have a dog.

1414
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 2: That's practical. Movie magic Baby.

1415
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 8: We did you the justice of not putting it in

1416
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 8: near the hole. It was like on your cheek.

1417
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 4: Right, the justice probably felt hella good, yeah.

1418
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 2: The service. Yeah, but you think the dog's and be like, oh,

1419
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 2: I'll be right over here.

1420
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1421
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 4: No, he went for it.

1422
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 2: He's lived the credit card.

1423
01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 4: I was on set.

1424
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 8: That was a good morning. That was a really good morning.

1425
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 8: I remember, fantastic morning.

1426
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 6: I'm surprised the animal people weren't like, absolutely no way,

1427
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 6: because they're they're pretty fucking weird.

1428
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 2: And if you're just this is important, Oh, it's very important.

1429
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 6: This is important.

1430
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 4: M