1
00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,480
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

2
00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,120
Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist.

3
00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:05,720
Speaker 2: Uh.

4
00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:09,200
Speaker 1: These are some of our favorite segments from this week,

5
00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:19,360
Speaker 1: all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So,

6
00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:25,680
Speaker 1: without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. What is

7
00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,960
Speaker 1: something from your search history that's revealing about who you are?

8
00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,040
Speaker 3: And make it brief.

9
00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:35,479
Speaker 4: Well, we did the just stuff I look at. I

10
00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,479
Speaker 4: look at a lot of stuff.

11
00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,680
Speaker 1: You do, look a lot of stuff? Kind of I

12
00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,120
Speaker 1: would say, I look at a lot of stuff.

13
00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,720
Speaker 3: Man, check it out, check out, next question, next question.

14
00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,920
Speaker 1: Keep it the internet.

15
00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,920
Speaker 4: YouTube fail YouTube and put in fail compilation, and you'll

16
00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,200
Speaker 4: have fun for so long.

17
00:00:55,080 --> 00:01:01,520
Speaker 3: All right, and we're heading over and calms so fun,

18
00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,200
Speaker 3: keep calming.

19
00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,800
Speaker 4: There's like there's hundreds of them.

20
00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:11,759
Speaker 3: There's hundreds of them. There's a bottomless trop there's dozens

21
00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:12,520
Speaker 3: of in general.

22
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,160
Speaker 4: Check out, you dude, there's like hundreds of videos on there.

23
00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:19,680
Speaker 1: The videos are on there and hundreds at least hundreds.

24
00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,560
Speaker 4: I mean, you can watch it all day.

25
00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,120
Speaker 1: Some failed videos on YouTube. YouTube fail videos.

26
00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:30,960
Speaker 4: That's what Lady dancing who falls down? Okay, there's more

27
00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,040
Speaker 4: than one. There's more than one. That's happened a lot.

28
00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,600
Speaker 1: I find that hard to believe.

29
00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,840
Speaker 4: Okay, no, but you guys have my videos.

30
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,760
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so is it your such history? Yeah?

31
00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,640
Speaker 4: Am I search history?

32
00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:40,880
Speaker 5: Yeah?

33
00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,040
Speaker 4: My sarch history is always videos because okay, I don't know,

34
00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,840
Speaker 4: because I'm a shut in. Yeah, all right, So we

35
00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:51,320
Speaker 4: have shut ins, no offense taking some of the best

36
00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,480
Speaker 4: of us on behalf of the shut ins none taken.

37
00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,160
Speaker 4: All right, so great time, So shut in renaissance.

38
00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,520
Speaker 1: You said two videos, and watch them both. The second

39
00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,640
Speaker 1: one I think I immediately zoomed in on what you

40
00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,680
Speaker 1: uh had in mind. The first one, I got to admit,

41
00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,280
Speaker 1: I'm a little baffled by, uh.

42
00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,480
Speaker 4: What the actual footage of Bigfoot?

43
00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,000
Speaker 1: What it is is that?

44
00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,320
Speaker 4: Where are you baffled? I guess you're baffled by the

45
00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:20,639
Speaker 4: back I guess something forward, something that exists exists confusing.

46
00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,079
Speaker 1: So, uh, suproducer Bay, are you able to bring up

47
00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:30,359
Speaker 1: the first video LinkedIn act to under the heading crofton

48
00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:34,799
Speaker 1: video block exclamation point. It is titled Paul Freeman big

49
00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,600
Speaker 1: Foot Footage.

50
00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,679
Speaker 4: I can give you a little background on it. Paul

51
00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:42,360
Speaker 4: Freeman is this guy who is uh, he's like become

52
00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,800
Speaker 4: known for this video he shot it in nineteen ninety four,

53
00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:49,639
Speaker 4: and it's he'd been tracking Bigfoot for a long time

54
00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,680
Speaker 4: and he one day he was hanging around this logging

55
00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,200
Speaker 4: camp where he found some footprints and then he saw Bigfoot.

56
00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,560
Speaker 4: I'm less less interested in the fact that he saw Bigfoot,

57
00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,120
Speaker 4: and I'm more interested in what he said, there he

58
00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,680
Speaker 4: goes and Jesus, because those are the two I have

59
00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,280
Speaker 4: been saying those all the time now anytime I see anything,

60
00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:12,480
Speaker 4: I go there, he goes Jesus. So this is I'm

61
00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,119
Speaker 4: hoping this lend up on some soundboard for the daily guys.

62
00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,360
Speaker 4: That's really what this is about. This is also extremely

63
00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,400
Speaker 4: real and compelling bigfoot footage. And then the last like

64
00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,720
Speaker 4: three weeks, I've gone fully I'm fully convinced that Bigfoot

65
00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,720
Speaker 4: is real. And I mean that did seriously. Yeah, but

66
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,280
Speaker 4: but but but I fluctuate. Then you might catch me

67
00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,480
Speaker 4: in a couple other weeks and I'll be like, you know, maybe,

68
00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:38,320
Speaker 4: but right now I'm convinced. So anyway, Paul Paul Paul Freeman,

69
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,760
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety four, somewhere in Washington State.

70
00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:46,160
Speaker 3: I think this was shot in downtown Chicago in twenty sixteen.

71
00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,680
Speaker 1: And you can tell it's nineteen ninety four by Paul Freeman.

72
00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:55,000
Speaker 1: Because it is copyright.

73
00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,040
Speaker 4: Oh man, if you find Bigfoot, you get to copyright.

74
00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,160
Speaker 4: I mean you slap a copy. People will say, oh,

75
00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:04,120
Speaker 4: we copyrighted it. That means it's fake. That means just

76
00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:05,120
Speaker 4: exactly blake.

77
00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,880
Speaker 1: It seems like a POV shot taken from inside a

78
00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,880
Speaker 1: Bigfoot costume. Like that was my first I was like,

79
00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,480
Speaker 1: is this bigfoot? Like when he says big foot footage,

80
00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,240
Speaker 1: is it bigfoot?

81
00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,599
Speaker 4: We're really listening for?

82
00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:18,360
Speaker 1: There?

83
00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:22,080
Speaker 3: He goes, Jesus, this has nothing to do really with

84
00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:22,680
Speaker 3: big Foot.

85
00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,880
Speaker 1: He's just it's the ground.

86
00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,320
Speaker 4: You can hear the brush popping, he says, I can

87
00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:34,159
Speaker 4: hear the brush popping.

88
00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,760
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Here we go, all right, and there we go,

89
00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:46,400
Speaker 1: camera up and then there goes Bigfoot.

90
00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,680
Speaker 4: Wait, there was you missed it?

91
00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,600
Speaker 3: The two only good things I got it?

92
00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,239
Speaker 1: There he goes.

93
00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,520
Speaker 4: There go Jesus, can we take it back?

94
00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:54,800
Speaker 6: There?

95
00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:58,320
Speaker 4: He goes Jesus, because the rest of it is get up.

96
00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:05,040
Speaker 3: Here not really a hill by the way, right, better.

97
00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,840
Speaker 4: Listen. One of the requirements if you want to see

98
00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:11,320
Speaker 4: Bigfoot you have to have COPD.

99
00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like so worried about this guy's cardiovascular health.

100
00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,920
Speaker 3: This guy has a wake apnea. What is going on?

101
00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,599
Speaker 4: So that's it. It's it's really good footage. You have

102
00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:30,560
Speaker 4: a bigfoot and and really, I mean it's I just

103
00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:34,320
Speaker 4: was hoping we could get that, you know. There he goes, there,

104
00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:37,440
Speaker 4: goes on a loop on a loop. He also says,

105
00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:43,599
Speaker 4: I hear that brush popping, which I if we don't

106
00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,560
Speaker 4: play it anymore, that's fine. But that's what you guys

107
00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,400
Speaker 4: should look for. You should go on YouTube and put

108
00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,880
Speaker 4: in like you know, it's put in any animal that

109
00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,359
Speaker 4: you're looking for, and then you bigfoot or you know,

110
00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:57,520
Speaker 4: you can find you can find any any animal, dog, yeah,

111
00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,680
Speaker 4: crypto animals, you know, fake animal.

112
00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paul Freeman, famous bigfoot hunter. Is that what I'm

113
00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,560
Speaker 1: to understand?

114
00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,680
Speaker 4: And I mean yeah, he's just a persistent the guy

115
00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,960
Speaker 4: who hangs around the woods, you know. And and and

116
00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:18,440
Speaker 4: bigfoot is uh is like it looks just like a tree.

117
00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,200
Speaker 4: I mean, it looks just like a tree. It's as

118
00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,520
Speaker 4: tall as a tree too, so it hides out pretty well,

119
00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,880
Speaker 4: you know. And and let's Chris, Yes, he didn't look

120
00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:27,520
Speaker 4: that tall to me.

121
00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,760
Speaker 1: That bigfoot didn't look that tall to me.

122
00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,120
Speaker 4: Armchair, armchair quarterbacks.

123
00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,520
Speaker 1: I just I would have shot him differently. I would

124
00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,680
Speaker 1: have shot him from down down yea, yeah, maybe no.

125
00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,359
Speaker 4: But I believe that is the most convincing because that

126
00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,400
Speaker 4: guy is like not good running the camera. He's not.

127
00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,159
Speaker 4: He's not like he's didn't get set himself up. Well,

128
00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:54,000
Speaker 4: he's not like he's wheezing and heaving and everything and

129
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,039
Speaker 4: he can't. He's not like he's if he was faking mad,

130
00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,920
Speaker 4: he would have probably composed himself a little bit right.

131
00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,920
Speaker 4: But it is the exact same quality of image as

132
00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:08,000
Speaker 4: the Bigfoot photograph that we're familiar with, Like it's just

133
00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,280
Speaker 4: it's exactly that blurry. It feels like, yeah, I mean

134
00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:16,480
Speaker 4: it's a even I just love looking at weird stuff.

135
00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,520
Speaker 4: So I mean that to me is like I think

136
00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,840
Speaker 4: that is a real Bigfoot and based on I mean,

137
00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,960
Speaker 4: I've done a lot of research on this video. Like

138
00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,440
Speaker 4: I don't just watch a video. I take a couple

139
00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:32,000
Speaker 4: of days with a video and I find out about

140
00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,960
Speaker 4: Paul Freeman and I get an idea of his character

141
00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:37,360
Speaker 4: and stuff like that. So I understand, Jack, I agree,

142
00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,640
Speaker 4: like you know, like you know, you know that's like

143
00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:49,600
Speaker 4: whatever you said about it, well, no, yeah, whatever, disrespect

144
00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:53,080
Speaker 4: you heaped on my friend Bigfoot. I've forgotten. But but

145
00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,600
Speaker 4: but but anyway, the idea is that, yeah, these things

146
00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:00,560
Speaker 4: look bad, but I mean Bigfoot does not does not

147
00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,720
Speaker 4: look good. He's a shaggy Yeah, he's got kind of

148
00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,119
Speaker 4: a small head. His head's not. His body's way bigger

149
00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,760
Speaker 4: than his head. He has no yeah, they have no melogenic.

150
00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:13,400
Speaker 1: The secret to being telegenic, they say, is having a

151
00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:15,960
Speaker 1: head that's too big for your body. Like when you

152
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,800
Speaker 1: meet and covered, yes, and covered in hair, but you

153
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,880
Speaker 1: meet actors, they all have like massive heads. Like it's

154
00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,360
Speaker 1: the first thing you notice about them is like, wow,

155
00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:26,120
Speaker 1: your head is.

156
00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,640
Speaker 4: You're You're right. So Bigfoot's gotten is working against the.

157
00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:33,040
Speaker 1: Lot, working against the grain. He's got a lot going against.

158
00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,440
Speaker 4: He's got a humongous body in a small head, which

159
00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,000
Speaker 4: is terrible, lives in the woods.

160
00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:44,359
Speaker 1: Looks like shiite, humongous body head. Look how fat.

161
00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:51,480
Speaker 4: Quick shout out to Rocky Mountain Bigfoot. Uh if that's

162
00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,840
Speaker 4: the correct sight. But there's one called Rocky Mountain Bigfoot

163
00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,480
Speaker 4: where they have a video which I should have shown

164
00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,160
Speaker 4: because I mean, this one turns out to be a dud.

165
00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,840
Speaker 4: It seems like but you gotta we got to end

166
00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,839
Speaker 4: up with the soundboard where the guy says that, because

167
00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,640
Speaker 4: that's the part it's and that's why it's real. That

168
00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,079
Speaker 4: guy is not if he was acting, he would have

169
00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:11,840
Speaker 4: been My goodness, that thing is huge or whatever. Yeah,

170
00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:17,800
Speaker 4: in studies, like and then he's like, I mean, do

171
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,000
Speaker 4: you think this guy, Paul Freeman doesn't wish he'd said

172
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,080
Speaker 4: something better than there?

173
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:26,880
Speaker 1: He goes Jesus genuinely scared when he says, Jesus.

174
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,440
Speaker 4: Well, he's a legit guy who spent spent most of

175
00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,559
Speaker 4: his life just doing the standard plaster cast of of tracks,

176
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,120
Speaker 4: and then one day he got lucky, and then you know,

177
00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,079
Speaker 4: and then he slaps the copyright on it, and then

178
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,199
Speaker 4: cue the haters, you know.

179
00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, que the haters and que the money rolling in.

180
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,679
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, but I've gotten deep into Rocky Mountain. I

181
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,160
Speaker 4: think it's Rocky Mountain. I'll look it up while we're talking. Uh,

182
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,040
Speaker 4: you know, but you guys are like, oh good, look

183
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:54,360
Speaker 4: it up.

184
00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:57,520
Speaker 3: Well, while you're looking that up, Chris, how big would

185
00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:59,520
Speaker 3: a bigfoot have to be for it to be as

186
00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,560
Speaker 3: impressed as we want him to be? Like, you would

187
00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,520
Speaker 3: have to be over seven foot, right, Like could there

188
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,280
Speaker 3: be a basket, Like, he can't be in the sixes as.

189
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,960
Speaker 1: Long as he looks as long as he is the

190
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,760
Speaker 1: size of somebody who when you meet them, you're like,

191
00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,200
Speaker 1: did you sorry, I do have to ask, did you

192
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,360
Speaker 1: play basketball? You know?

193
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:15,640
Speaker 7: Yeah?

194
00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:18,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah, yeah, they he bigfoot needs to at

195
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,480
Speaker 1: least look like he hooped a little bit. Yeah, that's and.

196
00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,280
Speaker 4: Like he was a drummer for the Allman Brothers band

197
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,439
Speaker 4: or something and.

198
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,080
Speaker 7: Not in that order.

199
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,120
Speaker 1: And for me to be honest, for me, that line

200
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,000
Speaker 1: is six foot four. That's after six foot six foot four.

201
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, so, did you play like basketball or like

202
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,760
Speaker 1: after six four is like pretty for me? Six four

203
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,720
Speaker 1: scans tall to me. Maybe it's because I live in

204
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:48,560
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and like they're you know.

205
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,560
Speaker 3: People are shorter in LA. And I do feel like

206
00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,560
Speaker 3: I'm not just saying that, Yeah, they are shorter.

207
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,320
Speaker 4: They are seven feet you know, generally around seven. But

208
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,840
Speaker 4: then there's people who say there twelve feet. And that's

209
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:03,040
Speaker 4: when people get even bigfoot, people who believe in Bigfoot.

210
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,240
Speaker 4: It's everyone's picky about there, you know what I mean,

211
00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,120
Speaker 4: Like they're like okay, yeah, they're like okay, like twink

212
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,920
Speaker 4: foot's real, but they're not twelve feet tall. There's a

213
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,400
Speaker 4: bunch of people who said they saw twelve feet foot

214
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,800
Speaker 4: tall bigfoot, so they obviously need a pair of glasses.

215
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,320
Speaker 4: Like they get really like they're like people are really

216
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,840
Speaker 4: people are really particular about their Yeah, things they don't

217
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,760
Speaker 4: believe in, and like even the things they do believe in,

218
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,520
Speaker 4: they're like, yeah, that's not a bigfoots are seven feet

219
00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:32,760
Speaker 4: to eight feet tall, and these reports about twelve foot

220
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,160
Speaker 4: that's just someone who's drunk. Yeah, yeah, that's a personal

221
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:40,440
Speaker 4: just understand, but generally big fool.

222
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,040
Speaker 1: But this is.

223
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,560
Speaker 4: But I will say that arguing about how big Bigfoot

224
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,880
Speaker 4: is beats being a fascist any day of the week.

225
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,840
Speaker 4: So I am glad that there are people who are still,

226
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,440
Speaker 4: you know, concerned about how tall Bigfoot is instead of

227
00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:59,840
Speaker 4: concerned with, like, you know, privatizing the post office.

228
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:06,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, gotta do it, deregulate, Chris.

229
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:09,600
Speaker 4: Let's measure big foot have a big foot than big government.

230
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,920
Speaker 3: Can we say that that's my that's yeah.

231
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:16,160
Speaker 1: That's a great sticker, And that's the way is a libertarian, Chris,

232
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,640
Speaker 1: That's something I understand about.

233
00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,800
Speaker 3: I'm not a Republican. I'm a libertarian. Oh correct, and

234
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,920
Speaker 3: I'm a libertarian.

235
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,480
Speaker 4: I wish there was I wish well. Actually I was

236
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,360
Speaker 4: about to say, I wish that you were a libertarian

237
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,480
Speaker 4: so we could I don't. Yeah, that doesn't make any

238
00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,600
Speaker 4: sense at all. Ye, I was just say we could

239
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,160
Speaker 4: have a fight or something. But that's just me being caffeinated.

240
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,520
Speaker 1: Andrew. We do like to ask our guests, what's something

241
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,840
Speaker 1: from your search? History?

242
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:50,920
Speaker 5: History history, motherfuckers, get right? Yeah, I searched for well,

243
00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:57,120
Speaker 5: so I went to five holiday parties but really Christmas

244
00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:01,320
Speaker 5: parties in two no, three days? Whoa too much? And

245
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,880
Speaker 5: I also sort of volunteered to cook too much? And

246
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:09,000
Speaker 5: I added on an additional cooking thing yesterday for no

247
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,800
Speaker 5: real sensible reason. But the first one was some of

248
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:17,560
Speaker 5: my friends new friends Ish who moved here from London.

249
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:21,880
Speaker 5: So they're fucking English as fuck. Yeah, they had a

250
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,040
Speaker 5: Christmas roast.

251
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,640
Speaker 1: Are they new Ish or they're your friend's Ish?

252
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,600
Speaker 7: No, they're new Ish friends.

253
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,160
Speaker 1: Okay, very nice? Yeah, okay, but there you know they've

254
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:30,920
Speaker 1: they've only been.

255
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,040
Speaker 5: Here a year and change.

256
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,880
Speaker 1: I think I just wanted to clarify for their sake,

257
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,760
Speaker 1: because in these that you're friends with similar age.

258
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,080
Speaker 3: The red coats that you're friends with lobster bags.

259
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,120
Speaker 5: So yeah, i'd say probably, I don't actually know they're

260
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,520
Speaker 5: They're not like good enough friends that I know everyone's age.

261
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:49,320
Speaker 3: No, that's not true.

262
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,880
Speaker 5: I went to a birthday party that I didn't pay

263
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,079
Speaker 5: attention to what was happening.

264
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,120
Speaker 3: Actually, one of them said, candles. To be honest, there

265
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,000
Speaker 3: is an age okay, dispeedibly in age.

266
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,480
Speaker 5: I just don't remember it. But I thought I would

267
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:08,760
Speaker 5: get cute and make a English trifle okay for dessert.

268
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,400
Speaker 5: And then I just because I clearly have too much

269
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,440
Speaker 5: time on my hands, I thought, oh, instead of doing

270
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,720
Speaker 5: just fucking pudding, I'll like get this stuff. And this

271
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,320
Speaker 5: is where my searchestor comes in, called bird's custard powder,

272
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,720
Speaker 5: which is the shit you're supposed to use to make

273
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:28,160
Speaker 5: English trifle. It's that kind of it's thinner than pudding,

274
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,360
Speaker 5: and it comes in a little you.

275
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,000
Speaker 7: Know, it's powder.

276
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,640
Speaker 5: It's basically cornstarch and another stabilizer powder. And what I

277
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,320
Speaker 5: learned about myself and America and the rest of the

278
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,560
Speaker 5: world because I made a badge and I did not

279
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,720
Speaker 5: realize that because America is America and the rest of

280
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,200
Speaker 5: the world is the rest of the world. Bird's custard

281
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:55,000
Speaker 5: is not inherently sweetened, Like it has fanilla flavoring, but

282
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,360
Speaker 5: no sugar in it, so it is not sweetened. And

283
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,680
Speaker 5: I just assume every other prepack mix in America, even

284
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,880
Speaker 5: shit you don't want to have sugar, has a fuckload

285
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,120
Speaker 5: of sugar in it. So this was disgusting, and I

286
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,840
Speaker 5: ruined my first batch of trifle, which was like, honestly

287
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,520
Speaker 5: like kind of a lot of ingredients when.

288
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,840
Speaker 1: It So it's disgusting, But you made it the way

289
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,880
Speaker 1: that it was intended to be made or.

290
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,360
Speaker 5: No, I just didn't. I was just like, obviously, this

291
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,400
Speaker 5: has sugar in it.

292
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,120
Speaker 4: It's a mix, okay.

293
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,120
Speaker 5: So I just I just kind of like skimmed it.

294
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,600
Speaker 5: And I didn't clock that you're basically supposed to put

295
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,240
Speaker 5: in as much sugar as powder.

296
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:30,480
Speaker 7: Okay.

297
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,240
Speaker 5: This is also fucked up when you think about a

298
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,080
Speaker 5: box of jella and it was the final result of

299
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,120
Speaker 5: that was still less.

300
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:39,160
Speaker 3: Sweet than just like your average jello pudding. Like, yeah,

301
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:43,200
Speaker 3: you like, is that do you enjoy cooking or is

302
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:43,560
Speaker 3: this something?

303
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty pretty good at like the

304
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,040
Speaker 5: big a big cooking thing, like doing a lot of stuff.

305
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:55,239
Speaker 5: So also on yesterday, that was Friday, and then yesterday

306
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,840
Speaker 5: I made lasagna for my friend's lasagna party, which was

307
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,680
Speaker 5: too much. And then because I had borrowed the trifle

308
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,160
Speaker 5: dish in the first place, and I was going to

309
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,480
Speaker 5: return it to my friend, and I still had a

310
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,760
Speaker 5: fuckload of bird's custard powder and like all this milk

311
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,080
Speaker 5: that I didn't really want around, I made another trifle

312
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,200
Speaker 5: and put it in the dish to return it.

313
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,680
Speaker 1: Now, what is the I actually looked up what a

314
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,080
Speaker 1: trifle was like over the weekend for some reason, like

315
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,160
Speaker 1: my kids, maybe there was a song that mentioned the

316
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,640
Speaker 1: trifle or something like that. I forget why, but we

317
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,440
Speaker 1: were looking trifling.

318
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,680
Speaker 3: It's bills, bills, bills. Yeah, okay, that's right.

319
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,400
Speaker 1: We were listening to bills, bill bills.

320
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,560
Speaker 5: So that was the other thing that I didn't search

321
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,120
Speaker 5: but I probably should have, which is, how does fucking

322
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:44,680
Speaker 5: trifling derive? Presumably from trifle, because the trifle, as far

323
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:49,600
Speaker 5: as I can tell, is humongouss and labor intensive, and

324
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:54,320
Speaker 5: I mean, it's ultimately not my favorite, but trifling seems

325
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,720
Speaker 5: much worse than that. And and there's a smallness implied

326
00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,360
Speaker 5: in trifling.

327
00:16:58,960 --> 00:16:59,720
Speaker 3: It's flavor.

328
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Speaker 1: It's a mere trifle, but a mere trifle.

329
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, but this trifle dish was like easily a gallon

330
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:11,159
Speaker 5: worth of putting whipped cream, cake, port jam and fruit.

331
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,440
Speaker 7: Wow, it's fucking crazy.

332
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,080
Speaker 5: I put in I got.

333
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:21,480
Speaker 3: Costco alcohol on Jesus Christ blake, which, yeah, like Custard's

334
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:26,000
Speaker 3: last stand over there. Yeah, call your co host an alcoholic.

335
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,040
Speaker 3: Is this something that you called Miles a drug addic? Huh,

336
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,240
Speaker 3: because he is one?

337
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:37,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can anyway, that's a that's a fucking trible trifle.

338
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:42,800
Speaker 5: Is just like a big ass, fucking custardy mess. It's good,

339
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,360
Speaker 5: I think, but it is one of those things where

340
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,720
Speaker 5: you're like, this is this is fucking ridiculous. I guess

341
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,720
Speaker 5: it's most similar to like a pre made strawberry shortcake

342
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,520
Speaker 5: in flavor profile, you know, like the like kind of

343
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,040
Speaker 5: like when you buy of a strawberry shortcake that's been

344
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,439
Speaker 5: sitting in a in a cooler.

345
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just remember what it was. It's a

346
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,600
Speaker 1: book called children's book called The Worst Children, Part two

347
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,200
Speaker 1: the World's Worst Children Too, And it talked about a

348
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,720
Speaker 1: baby that eats a trifle and they make it seem

349
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,080
Speaker 1: like it's a big, a big amount of thing that

350
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,719
Speaker 1: he's eaten. Which, yeah, that that's why I looked it up.

351
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,160
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, does a trifle like big?

352
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:22,840
Speaker 8: Yeah?

353
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,840
Speaker 1: I was having the same exact experience with you via

354
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,159
Speaker 1: David Williams is the World's Worst Children Too.

355
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,200
Speaker 7: We're gonna do.

356
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,080
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna if you're on YouTube and you're getting

357
00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:34,840
Speaker 5: a preview, but this is like, you know, the closest

358
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,479
Speaker 5: size comparison that you make.

359
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what made.

360
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,439
Speaker 1: Damn So this one's not going up on YouTube, but

361
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,200
Speaker 1: uh I wish it was now because I was a beautiful,

362
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,320
Speaker 1: beautiful cake.

363
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,359
Speaker 3: I mean it's not.

364
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,000
Speaker 5: It's just like a huge It's just like if a

365
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:55,840
Speaker 5: pudding like like putting in cake was in a gallon.

366
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,879
Speaker 5: It's like literally a gallon. It's so so much of

367
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,000
Speaker 5: the ship. Yeah, yeah, you got to be a real,

368
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:05,200
Speaker 5: real British lad, a little little lord to enjoy this?

369
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:08,000
Speaker 1: Was it? Do you think that they were like originally

370
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:13,920
Speaker 1: like Trifle being small was like sarcastic trying to figure

371
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,040
Speaker 1: out how they got there.

372
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:26,800
Speaker 3: British sense the humor, for sure, that is something very funny, underrated.

373
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:32,720
Speaker 8: Underrated, honestly wandering around in Target, which Target does not

374
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,880
Speaker 8: want me to do because they have locked everything up

375
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,399
Speaker 8: and it used to be like a nice experience. You guys,

376
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,439
Speaker 8: please be proud of me. I just let my prime,

377
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:45,000
Speaker 8: my Amazon Prime lapse laps, so I'm I'm out of

378
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,280
Speaker 8: the club. But like, you can't go to Target and

379
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,199
Speaker 8: just like buy the stuff you need because everything is locked.

380
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,680
Speaker 8: They don't hire anyone anymore, so there's no one on

381
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,679
Speaker 8: the floor. So you press the button to get like

382
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,800
Speaker 8: or the buzzer to like get an employee to come out.

383
00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,679
Speaker 8: No one shows up, so you just stand there for

384
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,280
Speaker 8: ten fifteen minutes, right, and it's just like, what what

385
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,720
Speaker 8: are we what are we doing here?

386
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:09,000
Speaker 1: So I'm understaffing our stores and then you know, they

387
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,359
Speaker 1: have to deal with the consequences the people on the floor,

388
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,679
Speaker 1: not us, the people who make the decisions about how

389
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,240
Speaker 1: much to staff them. So to answer your question, you

390
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:21,199
Speaker 1: just answer. So that's just as a Target Target executive, like,

391
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,159
Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. It works out fucking great for

392
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,000
Speaker 1: us in our shareholders. So thank you for asking, no

393
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:27,879
Speaker 1: further answer.

394
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:33,640
Speaker 8: No further answers. Having like, so there's three armed guards

395
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,680
Speaker 8: at my Target specifically who.

396
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,960
Speaker 1: Just stand there. Yeah, you're going.

397
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,160
Speaker 8: People are being paid. So that's like a couple hundred

398
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,280
Speaker 8: dollars an hour that they're paying this for this contract, right,

399
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,679
Speaker 8: Like not the employees aren't getting that obviously. The arm

400
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 8: guards are not getting a couple of hundred dollars an hour,

401
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 8: but like the contract.

402
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 7: Get more normal security because they're armed.

403
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, exactly, so they're getting the.

404
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 1: Company probably gets more. Whoever employees my.

405
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 7: Contract, I actually make more for like unarmed security gigs. Right,

406
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,879
Speaker 7: But anyway, they're spending money on armed security.

407
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 8: Instead of on employees, and so there's no and so

408
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 8: I'm just like what, I don't I don't know what

409
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 8: I'm supposed to do anymore. This is like part of

410
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,840
Speaker 8: my life for like over a decade, just like wandering

411
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 8: around Target and it was like kind of pleasant, and

412
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 8: now it's just like.

413
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, I miss it.

414
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,639
Speaker 8: We think you're stealing stuff. Get out, like okay, I

415
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 8: just won't be here.

416
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 7: But surely you've heard of the crime wave that's sweeping

417
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 7: the nation. And I have.

418
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 8: Heard of this crime wave. Yes, yes, I've.

419
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,920
Speaker 7: Noticed that it's down.

420
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 8: Your visual down now it's down.

421
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 7: Well, I mean that's if you look at the data.

422
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 3: If you don't look at data.

423
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 1: On the other hand, if you look at some of

424
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 1: these is going wild.

425
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 7: If you see some of the ship that Elon retweets,

426
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 7: I would I wouldn't even go outside to get my newspaper.

427
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 8: I haven't seen what he's retweeting because I'm.

428
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 7: Not, But you know what I mean, that ship that

429
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 7: like where people clearly who like don't actually live in

430
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 7: any sort of like area where there's any sort of

431
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 7: diversity or anything. They they whatever, it goes viral on Twitter,

432
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 7: like and that's earth right now.

433
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 8: Ring cam footage, It's like, there's right, that's not that's

434
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 8: not tip. Ringcam footage cannot be like we can we

435
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 8: can't extrapolate anything from that. It's a one off situation.

436
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 1: Like everywhere by yeah. Yeah, it's like the everybody's like

437
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 1: the drivers in Russia are fucking crazy, bro, and it's like, no,

438
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 1: Russia just has that video. Yeah, dash Russia has a

439
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 1: lot that every car needs to have a dash cam

440
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: video and so or a dash dashcam camera. That's redundant.

441
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: Every car needs to have a dash can and so there,

442
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: so they're getting every accident and you're just getting every

443
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 1: single one of them pipes directly to you by the

444
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 1: algorithm machine. The same shit is happening with crime in

445
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: America and wind cams and we're just people.

446
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 7: Where was that ship? When I was playing basketball during

447
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 7: nutrition in high school, I twisted this one kid up

448
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 7: so bad with a crossover. There were no cameras, I know,

449
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 7: but if there was, we could we could just zero

450
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 7: in on that and you would might you might think

451
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 7: I had a good handle. I do not, Tony.

452
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: What's something you think is overrated?

453
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 8: The seasonal Frosty's and like the limited time kind.

454
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 7: Of oh, like a Wendy's Frosty.

455
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, like the Wendy's Frosty's, and like the limited time

456
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 8: desserts that like McDonald's.

457
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, they're not doing it for you this

458
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: year or you just don't like them in concept.

459
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 7: They really fell off.

460
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 8: I don't They're just not good. Like so I saw

461
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 8: that they were doing the like salted caramel frosty and

462
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 8: I was like, oh, I love salted caramel ice cream.

463
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go check this out. It was atrocious, like

464
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 8: not not eatable. It's for it's for children, I think

465
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 8: between the ages of eight and thirteen.

466
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, were like just taste like it's for children

467
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: between the ages of eight and thirteen.

468
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 8: It's because I have children between the ages of the

469
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 8: I fucking love it, like and the Grimace shake. I'm

470
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 8: like having to pick this up every day after soccer camp.

471
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:21,479
Speaker 8: Was like, I mean, I'm like, these are so badhake.

472
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 8: Did you try to It tasted blueberry ish to me?

473
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was like a blueberry It was like

474
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: a blueberry milkshake. It was like a mix between a

475
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 1: blueberry smoothie and the milkshake. I actually kind of fucked

476
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: with it, but I yeah, I've never seen a product

477
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 1: look less interesting. Like the concept of a salty caramel

478
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 1: smoothie or a salty caramel frosty could be good if

479
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: you were like drizzling salted caramel on a regular frosty

480
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: or something. This was just like a light a bright

481
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 1: yellow frosty. It's like, why is it so yellow? Guys,

482
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: it's weird nasty.

483
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 7: They looked like it was sweet if it's not fluorescent right,

484
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,679
Speaker 7: fluorescent color?

485
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it looks like a dull web was into it.

486
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 8: Yes, it was super straight, like the color was not

487
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 8: was very off putting. It sort of like if you

488
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 8: blended a like a slice of pumpkin pie without the

489
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 8: crust was sort of the color of mine. Yeah, and

490
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 8: it was just way too sweet. There was no there

491
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 8: was no salt involved, and it was I was just disappointed. Yeah, guys,

492
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 8: this could be good.

493
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 1: Do better. What do you think of the Shamrock shake again?

494
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 7: It's it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

495
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't I recognize as a objective, like

496
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: out completely out of context. I would be like, why

497
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: did you make a toothpaste milkshit? Like this is a

498
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 1: bad idea, but in season, like I do have memories

499
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: of being like this, this is magical.

500
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 7: Well this is bra is my Irish heritage. Yeah, but

501
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 7: you didn't become fully cynical then. I mean, but that was.

502
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: Like high school. I had it in high school and

503
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: I was just like the combination of like the green

504
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: and you know, yeah combination made my eyes. Sham rock

505
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: shake with McDonald's fries. Yeah, So I don't know, I

506
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,199
Speaker 1: I get it. I don't. The salted caramel frosty just

507
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: was was a big whiff for me, just not even

508
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: like I didn't try it, but just seeing the ads

509
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: and they are all over like sports, right, now it

510
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: just doesn't didn't look that good again.

511
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, adamn.

512
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: Pie based like a you know, pie based milkshakes, the

513
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: shakesheck does those really well? Like where you have like

514
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: little chunks of like Graham cracker, you got to have texture.

515
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: That's yeah, it's all about texture, like the when you're

516
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 1: talking salted car like drizzle it drizzle it just a

517
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,400
Speaker 1: little bit.

518
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely want to see. There's a local spot here

519
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 8: in Portland called Burgerville and they do much better dessert

520
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 8: type things than they have and their stuff is very seasonal,

521
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 8: but it's it's all from like local spots, so they're

522
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 8: like very intentional about that. Miles, when you were in

523
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 8: Seattle and you went to Dix, I was like, oh

524
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 8: my gosh, I gotta get Miles to Burgerville because if

525
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 8: you like Dix, you're gonna love Burgerville.

526
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 7: So yeah, yeah, next time in Portland, I'll hit you up.

527
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 8: Definitely. It's great. But their little desserts are great and

528
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 8: they'll do yeah, they'll do like you know, angel food

529
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 8: cake in the in the summertime when strawberries are in season,

530
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 8: so it'll be like a little angel food like cake

531
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 8: shake things.

532
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 7: Oh oh yeah, what about Portland though they fucking oh yeah,

533
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 7: we fuck.

534
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 8: With food and it's great.

535
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 7: It's amazing, like even to the detriment of the business,

536
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 7: like it'll be so specific like we might not last

537
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 7: till next and we did it, but we is clear.

538
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I love it.

539
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 7: Shout out to the lower like property rental rates because

540
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 7: I think that's it really enables that kind of entrepreneurship.

541
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, and we get a lot of like like food tourism,

542
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 8: so people like fly up from like the Bay Area

543
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 8: or come down from Seattle like for the weekend just

544
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 8: to eat because we have like there's a spot that's

545
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 8: down the street from me. It's called EM and it's time.

546
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 8: It's barbecue. That that white barbecue brisket curry.

547
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: That white curry.

548
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 7: Like life changing, so fucking good, so good, and they're

549
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 7: and they're blended drinks too.

550
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, not mad at them. H We have lots of

551
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 8: good food.

552
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, so much.

553
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 7: EM is like I always go to eat when I'm important.

554
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, it's it's a must go to con if

555
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 8: you haven't gone yet. The new Pati restaurant. Uh huh,

556
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 8: that's good ship. This episode is amazing. You guys love it.

557
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and

558
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: talk about more culinary delights in Portland. We'll hear right back,

559
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:27,479
Speaker 1: and we're back and real quick. Trump seems to be

560
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: doing either either. He's doing something intentionally with his hair

561
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: that suggests that he is like kind of a changed

562
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: person who doesn't who no longer gives a ship, who's

563
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: just like, I'm fucking president, I don't care what.

564
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 8: Throw a break up, you guys. This is how we

565
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 8: know that.

566
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: He's like, how do you guys like it?

567
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 7: I got a curtain, bangs happened.

568
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: Bro.

569
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 7: You know, I've always wanted him, I've always but I

570
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 7: just figured I needed to change.

571
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:56,959
Speaker 1: Wow.

572
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, it is a new haircut, because like he's definitely

573
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 7: been pictured like this while golfing and like wandering around

574
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 7: mar Lago before.

575
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: But is he like more consistently just rolling out with

576
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: his hair like kind of slicked back.

577
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 7: I don't know. I mean, it's it's hard to know.

578
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,239
Speaker 7: It's it's fucking hard to know with this dude. Like

579
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 7: half the time it's like an accident. Other times, maybe

580
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 7: Barren was like gassing him up. He's like, yeah, Dad,

581
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 7: that ship looks fucking rizzed up.

582
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have you have you heard of s curl?

583
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 7: Oh my god. Okay, anyway, I don't know. I don't

584
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 7: know what's going on. It's a sign of things to come.

585
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 7: It slicked back as though or that's maybe more pushed back,

586
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 7: doesn't it's blown back.

587
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, well it looks like, yeah, it looks like he

588
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 8: was out in a hurricane and like.

589
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 7: Jon Voight like really like in really bad shape.

590
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: Like he really looks a lot like a toad in

591
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: this picture with just like kind of little hair on top. Anyway,

592
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: it's not great. I'm worried about our president. Guys. He

593
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: looks like he's not Joe Biden him our president, not your.

594
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 3: President of the people.

595
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do wonder if we're just going to have

596
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: two consecutive terms of brain meltage, like is truck because

597
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: we saw him doing on the trail, right, he's definitely

598
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: on a downward trend. Biden was also heading into his

599
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: But like, I just wonder how pronounced it's going to be,

600
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: because like the Biden fall off was pretty closely contained

601
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: until the debate. You know, it was like he would

602
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: he would say weird ship, he would like get lost

603
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: on stage.

604
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 5: Sometimes I think we knew.

605
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 7: I mean we knew.

606
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: To say Trump is like not, He's not going to

607
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: have people around him who can, you know, canin him

608
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: or tell him shit, Like truly, nobody can tell this

609
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: guy ship at this point. Yeah, and it'll be it'll

610
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: be interesting to see if he just starts wandering mar

611
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: Lago with like a golf shirt, hair pushed back, underpants

612
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: and that's like a.

613
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 7: Preschooler addressing themselves for some ship.

614
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, does anyone know where Laurah Lumer is? Second question?

615
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: That's where he's just walking out of a from a meeting,

616
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, meeting.

617
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 7: During my my illness, I had the most intense dream

618
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 7: about Laura Lumer.

619
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: And that's how you know you were on death.

620
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how I knew I was fucked up off

621
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 7: these I don't know what the fuck was going on.

622
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 7: I remember going. I was like walking through this house

623
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 7: and I heard someone crying. I opened a door and

624
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 7: Laura Lumor was laying down like you know, like a bedroom,

625
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 7: and she was surrounded. This is how vivid it was

626
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,719
Speaker 7: by these little baby like black widow spiders like they

627
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 7: had like basically cocoon dam around And I was like, yo,

628
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 7: what the like as if she'd been laying there for years,

629
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 7: you know what I mean. The spider's like, fucking we

630
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 7: live around you now. And then I was like, excuse

631
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 7: me this lady. And it was Laura Lumer like, oh

632
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 7: shit she was. She was like, oh my, he's like

633
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 7: what's going on. I'm like, I don't know.

634
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 3: Man, thing's going on?

635
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 4: Go back to I remember.

636
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 7: I remember I told Hi, I'm like, maybe you should

637
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 7: just like not be so hateful as ship. That might

638
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,479
Speaker 7: just help you out. Look, that's my one piece of advice.

639
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 7: And she said, this is how this how she goes

640
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 7: that is such a good point. See, it's the brown

641
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 7: people that aren't virgins that have good things to say.

642
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 7: And I was like, yo, what the fuck is and

643
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 7: I said and I slammed the fucking door.

644
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 4: On her and I kept it moving.

645
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: Wow. And I remember it was more mad Geist than me. Man,

646
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: I do not dream about these people.

647
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 7: I don't know what it was almost, but it was

648
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 7: just so weird. I was like, what the fuck. I'm like, no, no,

649
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 7: I'm like, go chill with your fucking black widow spiders.

650
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 7: And then I got mad at myself for even talking

651
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 7: to Laura Lumer in the dream I.

652
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: Like this, she was gassing you up a little bit,

653
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: like this guy fucks.

654
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 7: It's so weird take, I know, but it still had

655
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 7: to be like this backhanded like racist there.

656
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: And racism, but also being I'm like, see, I can

657
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: tell you, and that's why I want you as part

658
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 1: of my team. All right, let's talk about Gates real quick. Yeah,

659
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: so the last few months, it sounded like the House

660
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: Ethics Committee was not going to release the Matt Gates Report,

661
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: the one that got him basically, you know, shit canned

662
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: from being Attorney General just based on you know, party

663
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: line votes, and you know, everybody cocooning around being like

664
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: we got.

665
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 7: Deteckedorie Taylor Green.

666
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, oh you want.

667
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 7: Him all of us, And you're like what, yes.

668
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: It that one of the strangest flexes where she's like Republicans,

669
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 1: my fellow Republicans, if you out him, I'm going to

670
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: tell everyone what awful perverted shit you all do. Is

671
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 1: this thing on?

672
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 7: Wait?

673
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: Is this thing? Am I talking into a microphone?

674
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 7: Oh shit?

675
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

676
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: But anyways, it now seems like the report will be

677
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: released before Congress goes on their holiday break, after they

678
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: voted in secret this month.

679
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, so CNN or I think CNN maybe did the

680
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 7: first reporting that, like, hey they just they did a

681
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 7: secret vote and it's dropping. And I think the surprising

682
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 7: thing here is like you're saying, Jack, like, based on

683
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 7: party line votes, they were blocking this ship. But now

684
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 7: sounds like a few Republicans are like, man, fuck it,

685
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 7: bro let this dickhead get his and have switched sided

686
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 7: with the Democrats and they had the votes to release it.

687
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 7: Gates's response to the news is holy shit, Yeah.

688
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 8: Very normal. I'm very normal behavior, very normal behavior.

689
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 7: So this is just based on him hearing that the

690
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 7: ethics report is going to be announced.

691
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 4: He said the Biden Guard.

692
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 7: This is from his Twitter because now they let you

693
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 7: post like seven thousand words. He basically said, I was

694
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 7: charged with nothing, fully exonerated. First of all, you weren't

695
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 7: charging it because they were investigating you. That doesn't mean

696
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 7: you were exonerated. So let's let's put.

697
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: All it's just a lie. There's nothing I mean yet

698
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: I get.

699
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know. It's like Schrodinger's like ethics

700
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 7: report basically not even a campaign finance violation. And the

701
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 7: people investigating investigating me hated me.

702
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: They were like, I like the big denial and then

703
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: picking a very specific thing and being like I didn't

704
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: even do that thing. I wasn't being investigated for.

705
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 7: Then the very quote witnesses djan DJ deemed not credible

706
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 7: were assembled by House Ethics to repeat their claims absent

707
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 7: any cross examination or challenge for me or my attorneys.

708
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 7: I've had no chance to ever confront any accusers. I've

709
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,959
Speaker 7: never been charged, I've never been sued. Instead, how House

710
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 7: Ethics will reportedly post to report online that I have

711
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 7: no opportunity to debate or Rebut as a former member

712
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 7: of the body in my single.

713
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: This is where it gets wild in my single days,

714
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: This is where the background changes, Like so that part

715
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: was like, you know, like very serious music and then

716
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: this party like kind of chan to like a fun

717
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: party vibe.

718
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 7: Yeah exactly. Now you can kind of hear like something

719
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 7: in the background, like all right, So first up, in

720
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 7: my single days, I often set funds to women I dated,

721
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 7: even some I.

722
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 2: Never dated, but who asked? I dated several of these

723
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: women for years. I never had sexual contact with someone

724
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: under eighteen. Any claim that I have would be destroyed

725
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 2: in court, which is why no such claim has ever

726
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 2: been made in court.

727
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:28,760
Speaker 4: My thirties.

728
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 2: We're an era of working very hard. Oh and playing

729
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 2: hard too. It's embarrassing, though not criminal.

730
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna end that there. It's embarrassing, though not criminal,

731
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 7: that I probably partied, woman eyed, drank, and smoked more

732
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 7: than I should have earlier in life. I live a

733
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 7: different life now. And then the last part, but at

734
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 7: least I didn't vote for CRS that fuck over the country.

735
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 7: That's it the end.

736
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: CRS is like something.

737
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 7: No continuing continuing resolution. Oh is a CR. That's like

738
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,439
Speaker 7: basically they're voting for to avert the government. That he's

739
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 7: just talking about a stupid thing, to avert a go.

740
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 7: He's basically saying like, oh, at least I didn't vote

741
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 7: to a vertic government shut down, is what he's saying.

742
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 7: Because it's like the hyper maga take on what Speaker

743
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 7: Johnson is trying to do to avoid a shutdown. Oh wow,

744
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,919
Speaker 7: he's just flexing really hyper magacred at the end, which

745
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 7: is so weird. Again, I like you said, oh, sorry,

746
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 7: I partied like a fucking child sex trafficker. I said,

747
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 7: like one, Okay, that doesn't mean I am one. And

748
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 7: then at the end, it's really tearing telling when you

749
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 7: end it for like, at least I didn't vote for

750
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 7: like dude, when you say at least I blah blah

751
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 7: blah as a rebuttal to someone's accusations, that's your and

752
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 7: then you pivot to what about.

753
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: Ism and you want to children knows this move of

754
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: at least I'm at least I didn't steal the fucking cookie.

755
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, well, that's not what we were

756
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: talking about. So you just admitted to the thing that

757
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: that you were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that we were

758
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: talking about.

759
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 4: He's I'm not crying.

760
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 7: At least I didn't pee my pants, like and you're like, wait,

761
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 7: so you are crying.

762
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 3: But pants, Yeah.

763
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 8: It's it's Normal's Matt Gates is so unwell, Like seriously,

764
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 8: first of all, I just have to say, who goes

765
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 8: to their cosmetic surgeon's office and is like, you know what,

766
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 8: give me the Charlie Kirk. I need that like big head,

767
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 8: small face energy.

768
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 7: I don't.

769
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 8: It's so strange to me that I'm like, you're it's

770
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 8: he keeps doing it, but but you know, more serious, take.

771
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: My face off and shrink and then put it back off.

772
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 7: But also make make my eyebrows look like the make

773
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 7: evil McDonald's arches like makes my eyebrows with Mike Jack

774
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 7: Nicholson's and the McDonald's eye arches. I'm like, it's just.

775
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 8: Like, you have poor judgment in every area of your life.

776
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 8: Who you party with, you're plastic surgeon. The fact that

777
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 8: you're like in congress, well he's not anymore, which is

778
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 8: kind of amazing. Is that a small miracle?

779
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 2: Right?

780
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 8: He's not in Congress right now? But like, yeah, the

781
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 8: pivot at the I don't know. It kind of reminded

782
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 8: me of the thing that jay Z wrote the other day.

783
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, one red cent.

784
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 8: It's like, okay, who are.

785
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: You red scent?

786
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 7: What do you about to call the pinkertons on someone

787
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 7: break a railroad strike or something. They won't get one

788
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 7: red scent out of me.

789
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 8: That was that was literally the first thing I thought.

790
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 8: It was just like, oh my god, this is like

791
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 8: jay Z could have written this thing. He's like, I

792
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 8: didn't do anything wrong.

793
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 7: I didn't have that on my BINGO card for Matt Gates. Uh,

794
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 7: but yeah, I think for a lot of people, you know,

795
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 7: like that, Andyone's like it might be a big nothing burger,

796
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 7: let's remind ourselves of what would even be in said report.

797
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 7: So again, according to the committee, the report contains its

798
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 7: findings regarding allegations that Gates had quote engaged in sexual

799
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 7: misconduct or illicit drug use, shared inappropriate images or videos

800
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 7: on the House floor, misused state identification records, converted campaign

801
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 7: funds to personal use, and or accepted a bribe, improper

802
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 7: gratuity or impermissible gift. Again, all in violation of House rulds.

803
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 7: So you think he resigns suddenly out of nowhere if

804
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 7: that report says we couldn't find anything that remotely looks

805
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 7: like the allegation, the.

806
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 8: Report exonerated him, So that's why he resigned.

807
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

808
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: Clearly the entire administration made up of sexual predators was

809
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: like a little rich, well spicy for our blood.

810
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 7: Chip.

811
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: Probably let's get that.

812
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 8: He should have put in the Trump like it was

813
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 8: a perfect report and it doesn't need and it just

814
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 8: needs to go away, like I did nothing wrong. It

815
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 8: was a perfect.

816
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he has no he has no like political

817
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 7: capital to do that. So it just has to be like, well,

818
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 7: if he c didn't over the country.

819
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 8: It's like not related.

820
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 7: Guy, go do your reservoir dogs cosplay for your fucking

821
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 7: marketing shoot for your new NEWSMAC show. He'll be fine

822
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 7: because you all get to fail upward into heaven.

823
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 1: Failing upward to heaven. Amen, let's take a quick break

824
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: and we'll come back and talk about bad Christmas songs.

825
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:21,479
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.

826
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 3: And we're back and just.

827
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: Checking in because we have like kind of averted our

828
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: eyes from the right a little bit since the election,

829
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: just because we're like, oh, they're probably having a cool

830
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 1: party over there, and just don't I don't want to

831
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,240
Speaker 1: see it, and we're not gonna There was the Trump

832
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: advisor who passed out on stage, seemed to be having

833
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: a serious medical issue. I don't think we want to

834
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: like kind of point and laugh at that one.

835
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 9: But here it is, I'm hearing it is that we're

836
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 9: not going to point less, but I do want to

837
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 9: just look at this one anti lgbt Q plus uh

838
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 9: senator from Tennessee, Uh where it's the.

839
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: State House guy and uh he is is just like

840
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: one of the one of the worst, the Senator Ken Yeger.

841
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 1: He has regularly used his power to make life harder

842
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: for poor and LGBTQ people as a way to make

843
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,919
Speaker 1: up for a lifetime of you know, just being being him.

844
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 4: I'm in Tennessee right now. Tennessee's forty ninth, forty eighth,

845
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 4: forty seventh, and infant mortality, Mother mortality reading comprehension. Yeah,

846
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 4: every it's these these these people in in uh in

847
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 4: in office in Tennessee have done nothing but just steal

848
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 4: money and and and and defund public programs to and it,

849
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 4: you know, to the point where Tennessee, I mean, is

850
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 4: just a mess.

851
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: And this guy yeah, yeah, so this is this is

852
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: just him, you know, on his I don't I don't

853
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: know where they kind of found him, but he did

854
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: get pulled over under suspicion of a dui. And I

855
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: do really respect the police for going through with the

856
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: field sobriety test. Once you see this guy that, they're

857
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: still like, well, better see if this guy's drunk or not.

858
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 4: They're probably his friend. They're like rooting for him.

859
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, come on, man, just just walm god,

860
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: he stopped pissing. Yeah, all right, let's let's check out

861
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: the video and then we'll describe it to people who

862
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: aren't watching. Uh So, he has been. He stands there

863
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 1: with his hands behind his back like this is gonna

864
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: be easy as hell, uh, and begins to piss his pants.

865
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 1: And they are khakis, so it's not subtle.

866
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 3: You don't want to piss those job on the.

867
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 4: Line walking though he's really cleaning there.

868
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: He's doing a great I think we froze. I think

869
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: that's why he appears to be doing a good job.

870
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: He also pointed at the line as if it moved

871
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 3: as he was trying to walk across the line. He

872
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 3: points at it and moved the line.

873
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 4: And people listening and not watching. He is pissing this

874
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 4: whole time he's walking, and it's getting.

875
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,720
Speaker 1: It's so big. It starts just in the place where

876
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: your pants would be normally a normal pair of pants

877
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: would be pissed.

878
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 10: And then it starts his entire left leg. Yeah, gravity

879
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 10: takes over. It is great, actually spreading up to his

880
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 10: He's wearing a turtle neck and it's spreading up his neck.

881
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: He blake, it's a really good point there. There is

882
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: a point at the end where he turns around and

883
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: we we don't get to hear what exactly he's saying,

884
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: but he does point to the line as though it

885
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: has been moved on him or something like, what the fuck.

886
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 3: Was that it's drawn on the ground.

887
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: That line's wobbly as hell, Doug Jesus lies anyways, that

888
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: line is, that line is woke. We we don't need

889
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: to wallow in the humiliation of this loser. But at

890
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: the same time, it's it's just this is this is

891
00:45:59,239 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: who we're dealing with.

892
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 4: Well, this is what Nazis did to Nazis partied. That's

893
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 4: all this is is losers partying. This is people, the

894
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 4: world's most charmless people, creating a space where they can

895
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 4: just get drunk all the time. That's what fascism really is. Yeah,

896
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 4: and this guy is a perfect example. He's supposed to

897
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 4: be a lawmaker. I mean he's he's like seventy years old,

898
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 4: and he's he's like a seventeen year old. He's dressed

899
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 4: like a seventeen year old. Is he's partying instead of

900
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 4: I mean, he's pissing all over the place, And it's

901
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 4: just like it's just the banality of evil. But the

902
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 4: banality of evil. Evil is pissing your pants, you.

903
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, pissing your pants as you're doing the Duy test.

904
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, and being like everybody pisses their pants, American, I'm

905
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 4: pissing your pants.

906
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 1: Your line is not regulation. That is not a regulation

907
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: line that you're making me walk.

908
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 3: Okay, it's I truly believe there's nothing wrong with enjoying

909
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 3: the shit out of this. I really believe that you

910
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 3: got Honestly, if you're like, oh, I don't want to

911
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 3: laugh at someone else's expense, we need to take the

912
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 3: higher ground, we don't. This is something you need to

913
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 3: enjoy because it's so great. Yes, it's so This is

914
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 3: one of the few great things. And it wouldn't be.

915
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 4: If he was some guy who was not in power,

916
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 4: then this would be sad. But instead, instead it's not

917
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 4: sad because this guy you.

918
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: Don't make it.

919
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 4: You're not supposed to. You're supposed to be self aware

920
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 4: enough to know that if you are an alcoholic, you

921
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 4: shouldn't run for office, and if you're an alcoholic, you shouldn't.

922
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 4: It doesn't you know, even if you're driving car, you

923
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 4: just shouldn't. Yeah, there's just a certain amount. None of

924
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 4: the qualities of a leader include being drunk and pissing

925
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 4: your pants when you're seventy wearing kids clothes. He's dressed

926
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 4: like he's he's supposed to be delivering the paper.

927
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 3: He is wearing a propeller hat as well. We should

928
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 3: point that out.

929
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 7: He does.

930
00:47:55,360 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 1: He's wearing a or a you know, fleece with a hoodie.

931
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 4: He probably came back to he just was at an

932
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 4: axe throwing bar.

933
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.

934
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: Finally this morning I was introduced to Bertie Higgins. I

935
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: had heard the song, but what's it? What is it?

936
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: Key Largo? Look, we had it all. Yeah, we had

937
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: it all, just like Bogee and becall that one. Yeah,

938
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: I didn't know who sang that. It's like kind of

939
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 1: rock vibes. Bertie Higgins, B E. R. T I E.

940
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 1: Higgins and Chris you fat okay done this clip of

941
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,399
Speaker 1: him like as that song is being recorded like not

942
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: to be released.

943
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 4: Well, I mean that's what they say in the clip,

944
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 4: but he's not there. He's lips thinking that this is

945
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 4: a this is a PM magazine. If you're like my age,

946
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 4: which is you know, forty two, uh then you fifty five.

947
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 4: If you're fifty five, you remember PM magazine. It was

948
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 4: like you know, when they were Fortune Annals, they had

949
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 4: a nightly It was like an entertainment news magazine like

950
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 4: and they just.

951
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 3: Come out in the evening.

952
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they did features on the Yes, and they

953
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 4: did PM. Yes, and they did features and they.

954
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 3: And they did features.

955
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 4: They did features on whatever the top top entertainer entertainers

956
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 4: were And this was a big smash hit. This was

957
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 4: like a number one hit or a number So they

958
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 4: went and sent a camera crew to Chattanooga. That's where

959
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 4: we recorded this, right and anyway.

960
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: PM Magazine they used to call shows like sixty minutes magazine, right,

961
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: news magazines, right, Yes, So that's what that's what we

962
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 1: were like, that's sixty minutes.

963
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 4: That's what we referred to them too. Yeah.

964
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 1: I used to work for one Prime Live with Diane Sawyer.

965
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 4: Really, how how is she?

966
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 3: Yes?

967
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: She was always very nice and drank an incredible number

968
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 1: of diet Cokes every day. It was it was one

969
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: of the most amazing things I've ever seen.

970
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 4: I'm not mad at her.

971
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: Well, I was not a little known fact. And Richard

972
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 1: Nixon got into the helicopter after giving the two piece fingers,

973
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: after resigning the person one of the people in the helicopter,

974
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: I think there were like two people, his wife and

975
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: Diane swear who was really his speech right to do that.

976
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 4: That's so crazy. Anyways, Okay, so Bertie Higgins. Bertie Higgins

977
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 4: had a hit, big hit soft rock hit called Argo

978
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 4: and it's he was looking at you kid anyway. But

979
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 4: it turns out behind the scenes, this guy was a wreck.

980
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 4: And I actually know his whole biography because this is

981
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 4: another thing, you know, I'll watch a video like this

982
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 4: and then I'll do some heavy you know, heavy lifting.

983
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I intentionally did not. I had the urge to

984
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: be like, all right, what, like how long did this

985
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 1: guy make it?

986
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 4: Because he recovered, he recovered. It turns out all of

987
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 4: it got sober. Yeah, all of his antics. It turns

988
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 4: out he had a horrible drinking problem, which explains all

989
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 4: this stuff that I had a feeling, Chris, And this

990
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 4: is such a long Yeah, this is such a long

991
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 4: interview and it gets way too in depth. That's that's

992
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 4: what's really funny about this is it's way too in depth.

993
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 4: And it also shows you the inside of the recording

994
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 4: studio in nineteen eighty one in Chattanooga.

995
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: That hair styles, Yeah, it's supposed to be a puff piece,

996
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: and he is just letting some of the most pitched.

997
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 4: That I mean, this song is I like this song.

998
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,479
Speaker 1: It's a cheesy song.

999
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 4: He should be like yeah, and he should have just

1000
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 4: been like yeah, rocks and we had a great time

1001
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 4: recording it. But instead they just let the camera roll

1002
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 4: forever and then they put it all on the air.

1003
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 4: I mean, this is stuff that would definitely be cut out.

1004
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, now let's go forty tape Rower Pyramid Studios.

1005
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 7: Lookout mountain.

1006
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: They've been watching rolling being.

1007
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 7: Recorded for what has become one of the hottest records

1008
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 7: of the year, the song.

1009
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: Can we skip forward to forty seconds?

1010
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,959
Speaker 4: Everyone who works in the studio is a sheep dog.

1011
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 7: It's the record songwriter Bertie Higgins, and what Bertie thinks

1012
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 7: about you guys.

1013
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 4: Gotta look at this. This is like an all timer

1014
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 4: for me, the whole thing. Just go watch this with

1015
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:10,479
Speaker 4: your family for Christmas instead of that electric you'll loss, okay.

1016
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: I mean the voice of an angela.

1017
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 4: Here we go.

1018
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 6: I had gone through an emotional fall. A lady who

1019
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 6: I loved very much had left me after living with

1020
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 6: her for almost five years in Florida. And we were

1021
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 6: both into old films at that time in Florida, and

1022
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 6: we'd curl up on Friday Saurday night the only time

1023
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 6: he had a twenty four hour TV down there and

1024
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,280
Speaker 6: watch him and Bogert McCall was your favorite.

1025
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 4: Okay, that's not the best part, but it's the beginning. Okay.

1026
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 4: He's talking about his relationship and they play a little

1027
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 4: more of the song. A right, and he's back.

1028
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: Are we gonna go Should we skip forward to four

1029
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: thirty five or where?

1030
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, he's about to say something real good, right, Okay, okay,

1031
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 4: gotta god here it comes it all?

1032
00:52:59,200 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 7: Yeah one time?

1033
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 4: Oh wait, we missed it?

1034
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: He said, did you have it all?

1035
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1036
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 6: I've been around on the earth a while, and I

1037
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 6: never thought I.

1038
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 3: Could feel that.

1039
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 6: And the fact that I felt that just absolutely. I mean,

1040
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 6: I was married before that, I had a couple of children,

1041
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:23,240
Speaker 6: and I wasn't very very much pain about that.

1042
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 7: And that's it.

1043
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 4: I was married before I had a couple of children.

1044
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: I never married before I had a couple of children.

1045
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: I never felt that. Unbelievable, all right, that's okay.

1046
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 4: The next part is just the four minute part, is

1047
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 4: when he says, uh, it's just another way to in

1048
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 4: depth thing. It's him and the girl who wrote the

1049
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 4: song about and she we don't have Yeah, if we

1050
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 4: if we're trying to, but it's worth watching this whole

1051
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 4: video because it's the biggest overshare in history. They're trying

1052
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 4: to promote a song and end up that the studio

1053
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 4: guys basically say at some point in that video like

1054
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 4: we didn't even need the song. We have a promotion

1055
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 4: machine here that can make any song a hit. It

1056
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 4: doesn't even matter if it's good. And like Bernie Higgins

1057
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 4: is like in the other part of the room being like, Hi,

1058
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 4: you know, yeah, it's it's just such a fucking heck.

1059
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 4: It's like this film. It's a ruder film.

1060
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: Except about rock.

1061
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah. By the way, he has two kids,

1062
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 3: one named Julian, which is a human name, and the

1063
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 3: other named Diesel Boy. And I might go, either, is

1064
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 3: that really And I'm like, wait, did he name his

1065
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 3: son Diesel Boy? And it's actually Diesel Boy is actually

1066
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 3: a Diesel man. He's fifty two and a DJ of course,

1067
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 3: so that was the other way of that. It could

1068
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 3: so right, either in a blackout in the he might

1069
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 3: have or he was named Diesel Boy and Diesel maybe

1070
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 3: it's just Diesel Diesel.

1071
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 4: Was that his real name?

1072
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 3: I mean he was the Birth Records yeah, which I

1073
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 3: don't have time to do speaking for myself.

1074
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: God, to just be like in a in an interview

1075
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 1: and be like I had two kids, like I've never

1076
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:08,720
Speaker 1: felt something like a love like this is so wild.

1077
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 4: Oh no, there's Diesel boy.

1078
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: Diesel Boy. He looks like a pretty regular DJ.

1079
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 3: Yeah at the timely abnormal human, but a regular DJ.

1080
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. At the time of that interview, this young man

1081
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: was nine years old. Then he was like, yeah, I

1082
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: never felt anything like the love I felt for this lady,

1083
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: for this lady.

1084
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. My old my wife and my kids never did

1085
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 4: it for me, but this lady did.

1086
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:37,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1087
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 3: The lord, this lady whose name escapes me.

1088
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: She comes in at the end and they're like, why

1089
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: did you leave him? She's like, why do I leave them?

1090
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: Many many reasons.

1091
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 4: I think the four minute mark he talks about being

1092
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 4: in jail. He does.

1093
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: He says, he says, I was like jail, jail a

1094
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: couple year.

1095
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 4: For two years or something. He lorady said, for not

1096
00:55:59,280 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 4: that long.

1097
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: I know guys like this, so I was not shocked

1098
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: supposed to jail for not that long.

1099
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 4: Because he realized, what the hell is happening?

1100
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: What the hell is happening in jail.

1101
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, at some point you realize when you're

1102
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 4: on a podcast and you're oversharing, that's what's happening to him.

1103
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, it's why he's.

1104
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 4: Like, when I was in jail for not that long,

1105
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 4: What the hell's going on? What are we doing here?

1106
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,959
Speaker 3: The bandslaughter was involuntary. It wasn't that long.

1107
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 4: So yeah, Berdie Higgins. And then there's a great video

1108
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 4: for the song Key Largo. The video is great too,

1109
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,919
Speaker 4: because he's supposed to be in a yacht and it's

1110
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 4: a small fishing boat, so he's like supposed to be

1111
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 4: He's supposed to be in a yacht, but I don't

1112
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 4: know if they couldn't they couldn't get it. And the

1113
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 4: boat he's in. The boat he's in with the woman.

1114
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 4: You know, it's him and a girl, like out on

1115
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 4: a date on a boat, and it's supposed to be like, oh,

1116
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 4: what I wish I had his life, you know, in

1117
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 4: Key Largo, and it's this fishing boat that's getting jostled

1118
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 4: a lot by the camera. Boat's wake water and then

1119
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 4: he's smoking the whole time. Yeah, and smoking in a

1120
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 4: little boat. I mean, if you're smoking in a huge yacht.

1121
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 4: I could see how that could be a power move,

1122
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 4: but smoking in a little boat makes you look like

1123
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 4: what he was and I'm still alcoholic.

1124
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you're probably smuggling living cargo.

1125
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 4: It's a great video. It's a great video, So the

1126
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 4: video over Q logo. If you don't feel like spending

1127
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 4: ten minutes and finding out the real misery behind that

1128
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 4: song and you want to just enjoy a really fucked

1129
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 4: up video, try the video.

1130
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: If a great Oh my god, all right, that's gonna

1131
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: do it. For this week's weekly Zeitgeist, please like and

1132
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: review the show. If you like, the show means the

1133
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: world to Miles. He he needs your validation, folks. I

1134
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 1: hope you're having a great weekend, and I will talk

1135
00:57:47,480 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: to him Monday. By