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Speaker 1: are valuable and they're worth money. I think fifty bucks. Now,

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Speaker 1: why are you driving at the price and these starting

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Speaker 1: times exactly trying time. I'm a bargain. I'm a bargain

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Speaker 1: during these uncertain times, all right, Andrew. I we'll let

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Speaker 1: you know in a minute, So get ready to get

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Speaker 1: some flowers and we'll make some money. Okay, I'm ready,

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Speaker 1: I'm prepared, and you'll be right on time. Scary, don't

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Speaker 1: worry to pay Andrew while you're here. Let's remind everyone

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Speaker 1: what's going on tomorrow night, because Andrew's been working his

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Speaker 1: ass off along with our entire team for the Stay

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Speaker 1: at Home Ball Remix tomorrow night. Right, yes, yes, it's

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Speaker 1: tomorrow night. Um, it's on our Ovistar Answer YouTube. Make

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Speaker 1: sure you watch. And yeah, really cool new performances from

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Speaker 1: a lot of big artists. All right, perfect, I'll do

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Speaker 1: my my video later. I promise i'll get it into you.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Andrew. Awesome. Talk to you guys later.

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Speaker 1: Look pillips for a ten dollars bonus. All right, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I mean thank you, Andrew. At this point, you're lucky

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Speaker 1: you get carnations, So shut that hell up and take

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Speaker 1: what he gets. Listen, yeah, baby, baby's breath and weeds.

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Speaker 1: I need I need like something of substance. I need

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Speaker 1: colorful stuff. I can't wait till I can't wait till

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Speaker 1: Bob and calls Andrew and says, oh, Andrew, these flowers

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Speaker 1: are beautiful. Thank you so much for the beautiful flower

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Speaker 1: and me and you get she's okay, she's not a

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Speaker 1: fan of our show. She's not listening. But yes, CONDI,

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Speaker 1: what's up, scary? Do you need to have the flowers

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Speaker 1: in your hand or do you have to be delivered

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Speaker 1: to her? Delivered? Delivered? Okay, So I have a little

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Speaker 1: solution for you if you can grab them. There's a

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Speaker 1: place near me that you know about. It's a boogey

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Speaker 1: little market, so you can go there. They always have tulips,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure you can figure out a way to

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Speaker 1: get those to her. What are you doing? You're undercutting it?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? God stealing? And they don't deliver,

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Speaker 1: so then you can pay Andrew fifty bucks to deliver them.

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Speaker 1: Think you can figure out a way to make it happen.

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Speaker 1: Scared for her here and then don't don't pay attention

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Speaker 1: to the short Indian girl behind the curtain. I'll do

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Speaker 1: it for forty hear, forty dollars. I'll figure out this

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Speaker 1: is a this is all crap, all right? Forty five

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Speaker 1: all right, Andrew, Andrew, hurry, hurry, we need theft. I'm

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Speaker 1: already online, I've about this. Thank you all right, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you? Hold on Andrew, well, thank you, Okay, Andrew.

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Speaker 1: I love him. Thank god he's there to help out

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Speaker 1: in these trying times. Lindsay Online. One, let's just move

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Speaker 1: on to something. Hi, Lindsay, welcome to Friday. Is it

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Speaker 1: a Friday for you or a Monday? Goodness? Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: an extra happy Friday for me because we're rescuing a

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Speaker 1: is amazing. So you're rescuing a greyhound. That is fabulous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: out of Williamstown, New Jersey. I'm from New Jersey and Touth, Jersey,

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Speaker 1: North Jersey, South Jersey. We um, we're rescuing her around

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Speaker 1: two o'clock today. We're picking her up. So I'm really excited. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you must be so excited. How old is she? She

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Speaker 1: will be three in July. Oh, she's a puppy. There's

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Speaker 1: such loyal dogs. Greyhounds are so loyal. Yeah, she's a

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Speaker 1: retired racer and she had she was in nine race.

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Speaker 1: So she came from Kansas and she just got in

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Speaker 1: about a week ago. Wow, So congratulations to your family.

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Speaker 1: I was actually calling to tell you that I finally

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Speaker 1: decided to get your book. I've been meaning to get it.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm like lest to the um you know

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Speaker 1: probably read it. But I just want to tell you

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Speaker 1: how uplifting you have been making me lately because I

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Speaker 1: for the rehab company there, and it's just been a

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Speaker 1: really tough time. So I just want to tell you

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Speaker 1: I'm learning so much about you that I never never knew.

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Speaker 1: The scary stuff. There's a lot of scary stuff, and

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Speaker 1: they're sorry about that, but it's amazing how honest and

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Speaker 1: roll you are. Like I really, I'm blown away. I

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Speaker 1: have more respect for you than you know, than I

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Speaker 1: ever than I ever did. So I just want to

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Speaker 1: let you know that your book is fantastic. I can't

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Speaker 1: put it down. I start yesterday, I will be done

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Speaker 1: probably by today. Believe me, once that greyhound hits your house,

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Speaker 1: you're putting that dog that book down a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Stuff to do. Well, Thank you very much, and by

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Speaker 1: the way, welcome you know what my book is only

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Speaker 1: an Amazon click away for anyone it is. That is true.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to make some cash here for Daddy. We know, lindsay,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, and I congratulations on your new

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Speaker 1: your new uh, your new girl coming to the house.

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Speaker 1: That's great news. I'm really excited. Thanks right, thanks, thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening to us, lind Do you stay safe and

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Speaker 1: thank you for doing what you're doing at work. We

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Speaker 1: appreciate it very much. Danielle, let's get into it. Ready

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Speaker 1: to go? Oh yes, I am so. It'd have been

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars if you do a Danielle report. Okay, it

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Speaker 1: is Charlie Devilio's birthday today, our TikTok favorite, and she's

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Speaker 1: actually gonna be starring in a movie as Tinker. It's

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Speaker 1: a new animated movie and it's called star Dog and Turbocat.

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Speaker 1: A star Dog sorry, star Dog and Turbocat. It's coming

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Speaker 1: out video on demand. June nineteenth is when we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get it. And it is her first movie, so that's

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Speaker 1: pretty cool for her. Logan Paul plans to run for

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Speaker 1: president everybody, Oh god, yes, I know. He says he's

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Speaker 1: gonna do it. When he's all grown up and he's

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Speaker 1: got lots of intelligence and wisdom. Well, he says the

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Speaker 1: first year that he can run is twenty thirty two

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Speaker 1: or something. What. I don't know. I think he's lying

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Speaker 1: to us, but whatever. If Tiger King came to the

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Speaker 1: big screen, Kevin Bacon would be all in. And apparently

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Speaker 1: oddsmakers are saying that he would be the top pick

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Speaker 1: right now. Kevin Bacon as Joe Exotic. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: can you guys see that? Oh no, maybee you? Well,

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Speaker 1: he says he would do it. David, it has to

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Speaker 1: be David Spade. Oh my gosh, totally David Spade. If

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Speaker 1: you are a Star Wars fan, you can celebrate Star

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Speaker 1: Wars Day next week. They are going to do a

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Speaker 1: two day virtual Star Wars convention on Monday. There'll be

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Speaker 1: multiple virtual events, a question and answer session with writers

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Speaker 1: and voice actors from the franchise. So that's pretty exciting

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Speaker 1: for Star Wars fans. The Avatar Twitter account is giving

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Speaker 1: us some behind the scenes production pictures what they've been

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Speaker 1: able to work on so far. Obviously everything is on

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Speaker 1: halt right now, but that's pretty cool. There's a new

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Speaker 1: documentary coming to us called we Are Freestyle Love Supreme.

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Speaker 1: That's a hip hop It's actually an improv troop which

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Speaker 1: Lynn Manuel Miranda used to be in, So hip Hop

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Speaker 1: Love Supreme was this troop he was in before Hamilton,

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna get to see him in his pre

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Speaker 1: Hamilton days June fifth when this documentary comes out, so

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Speaker 1: that'll be something interesting to see. And the next live

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Speaker 1: action Disney movie will be Hercules, which is one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite cartoons from Disney. I love it, cannot wait.

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Speaker 1: And did you guys see Justin Bieber has some big

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Speaker 1: news this morning. It'll be one pm Eastern time. Ariana

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Speaker 1: Grande apparently part of this big news, so that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what that is. And tonight, oh, no, tomorrow night,

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Speaker 1: Today's Friday Tomorrow night. What we were saying, We have

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Speaker 1: our Stay at Home Ball remixed, added performances, bonus show content.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of cool stuff there. There's a lot

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Speaker 1: on television, on Netflix and on on on things this weekend.

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Speaker 1: So first of all, Hollywood is premiering. That's the Ryan

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Speaker 1: Murphy one that a lot of people have been waiting for.

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Speaker 1: That is on Netflix today all day and a night.

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Speaker 1: Almost Happy Missus Serial Killer Into the Night. They're all

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Speaker 1: on Netflix today, so that is a lot for you

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Speaker 1: right there. Amazon Prime gives you upload Disney Plus. This

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Speaker 1: is awesome. Listen to this on Disney Plus. It's called

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Speaker 1: prop Culture. It's an eight part docuseries and it goes

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Speaker 1: behind the scenes of iconic Disney films to discover the

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Speaker 1: stories behind the props. So that will be something cool

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Speaker 1: to watch. Apple TV Plus gives you something dying. The

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Speaker 1: Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards are on this weekend, so there

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Speaker 1: is a lot on television for you. So next hour

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Speaker 1: you're hold on. No, no, no, no, you're missing the

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Speaker 1: big story of the day, Danielle, no offense, the fact

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Speaker 1: that justin Timberlake looks just like Ruth from Ozark. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we yes, you got here. The next hour, we got

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Speaker 1: to talk about Eminem. Uh he was asleep when an

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Speaker 1: intruder broke into his house. Oh god, that's so frightening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So we're broken into breaking into Eminem's house.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine waking up and you're in Eminem's house?

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Speaker 1: Wait the other way? All right, we gotta take a break.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Welcome to the Elvis

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Speaker 1: was that you Froggy or was that Ruth from Ozark? Ruth?

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Speaker 1: That is great. Well, welcome to Friday. One hour from now.

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Speaker 1: We're giving you our first and hopefully last ever Pandemic's

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Speaker 1: Award show, The Pandemic. Yeah, I can't wait. So I

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Speaker 1: thought we could rehearse. Let's do an on air live

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Speaker 1: dress rehearsal so everyone can hear what we're going through here.

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Speaker 1: We should get our writer and director for The Pandemic's

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Speaker 1: a Day, Brody on the line. Brody Brody, Yeah, Brody,

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Speaker 1: bluetooth off. Are you asleep in your car in the

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Speaker 1: garage with the door closing, the engine on? What are

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Speaker 1: you doing? No, I had to get my bluetooth to work. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, Okay, Well, welcome, Thank you for it. By

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Speaker 1: the way, Brody put a lot of people don't know this.

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Speaker 1: Brody puts a lot of work late night, early mornings

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Speaker 1: into the things we do on our show, and I

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Speaker 1: just don't want that to go by without recognition. And

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Speaker 1: thank you, Brodie, thank you for everything. They're very welcome. Melvis.

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Speaker 1: So the Pandemics, it's an award show, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: we need structure, we need jokes, we need setups, we

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. And it looks like all forty five pages,

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Speaker 1: it looks like you're up very late doing this. So

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, thank you. So I thought, you know, okay, guys,

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Speaker 1: without giving any of the winners. Uh, let's do like

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Speaker 1: a little dress rehearsal for the Pandemics telecast, which will

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Speaker 1: be on Oh my god, we got less than an

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Speaker 1: hour because people are just now seeing this for the

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Speaker 1: first time today. I've got to go get dressed. We

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Speaker 1: need to hurry up. I'm dressed. I'm dressed. This is

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Speaker 1: as good as it gets. I'm wearing a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Are we telecasting this live somehow? Well? I know they're

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Speaker 1: and record it somehow, aren't they all right, So we'll

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Speaker 1: take it from the top. Let's just start at the

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Speaker 1: very top of our This is a dress rehearsals for

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Speaker 1: the Pandemics, written by and directed by Dave Brodie. Here

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Speaker 1: we go. Welcome. It's the first and last annual Pandemic Awards,

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Speaker 1: also known as the Quarantined People's Choice Awards. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran. Let's hear it for our house band, literally

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Speaker 1: literally our house band, one infection. Thank you for joining

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Speaker 1: us at home today, as if you be anywhere else

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Speaker 1: from shot as I, as I look out into the audience,

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Speaker 1: I see lots of the nominees and some huge Hollywood celebrities,

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Speaker 1: at least I think they're celebrities, but they all have

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Speaker 1: masks on. So I can't here for an award tonight. Pizza,

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Speaker 1: Hi pizza. No cheesy jokes about you tonight, I promise.

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Speaker 1: And uh oh, look who else is up for an

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Speaker 1: award tonight? Rubber gloves, of course, rubber gloves. I see

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Speaker 1: you're sitting next to your old buddy porn, which is

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Speaker 1: up for an award too. So move it along, all right,

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Speaker 1: the producers telling me to move it along, so to

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Speaker 1: present the nominees for Best New This is Dress rehearsal.

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Speaker 1: By the way, don't give the answers, don't give the

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Speaker 1: winners for nominees for the Best New Use of Technology

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Speaker 1: during the quarantine. Please welcome a woman who's wearing a

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Speaker 1: mask and somehow her mustaches growing through it. And a

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Speaker 1: woman whose eyes are so big that someone backstages try

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Speaker 1: to use them as spotlights. Please welcome Danielle and Gundhi.

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Speaker 1: Hello to you, Jackass. I'm just reading, I'm reading the script. Whatever, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: I love Yes, Danielle, I love your sweatpants. Who are

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Speaker 1: you wearing? Oh? These they're my husbands in a row? Oh? No?

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Speaker 1: Six after Okay, I don't read those all right? So

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Speaker 1: Brody is is this is this what you're looking for?

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Speaker 1: Is this it? Are we doing it? Ryan? I would

648
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Speaker 1: take away points for performance, but yes, very good. I'm

649
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Speaker 1: pretty you totally nailed it. Yeah okay, so okay, here

650
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Speaker 1: we go. So they do their uh there winner for

651
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Speaker 1: Best New Use of Technology. Then we move on. Thank you, ladies,

652
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Speaker 1: thank you. Now give us the nominees for Best Show

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Speaker 1: ben okay, and now to give us the nominees for

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Speaker 1: Best Show to Bene watch a man who knows a

655
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Speaker 1: thing or two about bening donuts. Welcome, scary to will

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Speaker 1: there be donuts backstage? Scary, Let's go comorry, Just just

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Speaker 1: a quick remind you the first forty college right now,

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Speaker 1: Sloman Scary, Scary stops. No, I'm sorry, move on, all right,

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Speaker 1: and now the best binge, best binge water. Okay, don't

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Speaker 1: give the answers. Okay, let's do a little more. We're

662
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Speaker 1: doing the dress rehearsals, by the way, for the Pandemic Awards,

663
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Speaker 1: which are in fifteen minutes. We've got lots of work

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Speaker 1: to do, lots of for you. Yeah, thank you, Scary.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this whole thing on your

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Speaker 1: TikTok page. All right, to give us the best board

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Speaker 1: game nominee for best board Game during the Quarantine. A

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Speaker 1: man whose wife refers to their sex life as a

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Speaker 1: board game. Oh, I have a sex life. You're the

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Speaker 1: nominees for best board game during Okay, don't read that,

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Speaker 1: all right, Moving on to the cominies for most unexpected time.

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Speaker 1: Killer is an actual killer? Please? Welcome to this straight, Nate,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a killer. No, no, really, dot dot dot,

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Speaker 1: I'm not okay, dot dot dot fine, all right, right right,

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Speaker 1: you do that? Okay, so okay, okay, okay, please welcome

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Speaker 1: back to the stage. A fake red head and a

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Speaker 1: real red neck, Danielle and Froggy. Huh, that's funny. A

678
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: fake redhead. Oh shut up, Froggie. I'm gonna have you

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Speaker 1: what police a bunch of Yeah. Okay, let's just do this,

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Speaker 1: all right, So we're here to give you the nominees

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Speaker 1: of the business or service we missed the most during quarantine.

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00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: And the nominees are I already know when your choice

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Speaker 1: would be. Danielle, which one hair salons? And why do

684
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Speaker 1: you say that's got more roots than a forest? Right now?

685
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Speaker 1: That's what I don't know. That was a funny line.

686
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, that was a funny line, and

687
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: you kind of buried it. You need to be more

688
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: deliberate with that that punchline there, Foggy, because right now

689
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: you've got more roots in a forest. Yeah, okay, now

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00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: here Liza's supposed to Now, Liza's supposed to walk in,

691
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Speaker 1: but she's still sleeping, so she's not available right now. Okay,

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00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: so hot, right and now okay, don't give the winner,

693
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: and we're almost done with the dress rehearsals, by the way,

694
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: almost done right. By the way, it says here in

695
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: the script that right before you read the winners in

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00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: each category, you have to rip a piece of paper,

697
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: so it sounds like you're opening an envelope like that. Okay, um,

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00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: I have a problem with that. So in typical twenty

699
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 1: twenty problems, there is no paper in my household to rip.

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00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: You guys have paper laying around. Who was paper? You

701
00:42:54,840 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: can use the rolling papers gags off the script. It's

702
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: because if you want to take a break of us,

703
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: do it here. All right? Lookay, one more one more

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Speaker 1: thing that will continue? Uh this, By the way, dress

705
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 1: rehearsals for the Pandemics. The countdown is on in forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes. Please welcome back. A woman so short they

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Speaker 1: tried to hand her out as an awards set you

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Speaker 1: and a man who only showed up to the Golden

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00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: Globes last year because he thought the invitation said Golden Girls,

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00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: Gandhi and Nates. Yeah. I think I think we've done enough.

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00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: Rehearsals were good. I think we're ready. I think we're ready.

712
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: You guys ready for the Pandemics, I feel so let

713
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Speaker 1: me see what the reaction is. This is the hardest

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Speaker 1: I've left in a while. Oh god, you guys make

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Speaker 1: my day every day. Today's over the top. Can't wait

716
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 1: for the award show. Oh they're getting ready for the

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00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: awards the Pandemics on the way. This dress rehearsal is

718
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: hilarious and a train wreck all rolled it at wait,

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Speaker 1: all right, it's coming up. It's all the way. So

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Speaker 1: do you have any tips for us? Uh? Brodie, No,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was I thought that was fantastic. That

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Speaker 1: was that was very good. Listen, it's supposed to be

723
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: sticky and hooky like an award show. You guys are perfect.

724
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Speaker 1: It was great. Yeah, it's pretty sticky. Tyler on line

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00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 1: twenty four has one thought. Then we'll move on with

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00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: the show. Hello, Tyler, what do you think of our

727
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: dress rehearsal for the upcoming pandemis? Oh my god, this

728
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 1: is so terrible. Can you rename it the Sarcasties? The sarcasties? Yeah,

729
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: so you're saying, we're saying we're sounding a little sarcastic.

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Speaker 1: All right, I don't get it. Well, Tyler, we're just

731
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Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna do our best. Wish just luck. We've

732
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Speaker 1: never done this kind of big, big time award show before,

733
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Speaker 1: so we'll do our best for you. Okay, Yeah, don't

734
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Speaker 1: quit your day jobs, all right? From some support from

735
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Speaker 1: the audience. I mean, I know, I don't know. We

736
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Speaker 1: may not have to quit our day jobs. They're fire

737
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Speaker 1: us all after coming up in five minutes. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: have a good weekend, Tyler. Thanks for listening to us,

739
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: Thanks for putting up with us. All right, let's get

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Speaker 1: into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.

741
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Speaker 1: But let's make it four. The number one. Make sure

742
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Speaker 1: you tune in for the pandemics in forty five minutes. Yes,

743
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: perfect jokes, by the way, go ahead, all right. The

744
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: Office of Director of National Intelligence as COVID nineteen is

745
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: not a man made or genetically modified coronavirus. In a

746
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: statement released yesterday, top officials said that the scientific consensus

747
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: is that COVID nineteen is natural. However, they continue to

748
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: try to determine if it started because of an infected

749
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: animal or possibly because of an accident at a lab

750
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: in Wupan, China. Jeff Blue started the trend, and now

751
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: three more airlines are telling passengers to cover their faces

752
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: or not get on board. American Delta and Frontier are

753
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: now making masks mandatory as well. Delta wants masks worn

754
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: starting at security lines, with the only exception during in

755
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: flight meals. That'll start Monday. Frontiers policy starts May eighth.

756
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: Americans rules are taking effect three days later. And finally,

757
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: bad news for Danielle. I think Universal Orlando is experiencing

758
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: more impact from the coronavirus. Comcast announced yesterday it stopped

759
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: construction on Epic Universe. It's not clear yet if this

760
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: is going to change plans for the theme parks opening

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00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, but construction will be on hold

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00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 1: for a year, so I would imagine that's going to

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Speaker 1: impact the opening just a little bit. I'm sorry, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know you love it. I know those

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00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: are your three crimes. Oh thank you. Let's see we

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Speaker 1: got a shout out to a shout down too. Oh

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Speaker 1: people who are I can't read my writing, Danielle, I

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Speaker 1: have Danielle disease. I can't read what I wrote down. Oh,

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Speaker 1: all people who are auto workers from building cars, or

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Also, if you're working in a

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Speaker 1: psalm will keep that wood going. Baby. We thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to our show, the Pandemics. We already had

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Speaker 1: our first Heckler live on the air. That's good. The

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Speaker 1: Pandemics on the way in forty five minutes. Also during

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Speaker 1: our bonus hour starting at ten o'clock East Coast time,

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Speaker 1: we have Governor Murphy from the state of New Jersey

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Speaker 1: on with us to kick it off. So that's happening.

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Speaker 1: told you you have the wrong number. Hello. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: who's this? This is Roxy? Who's this? Uh? This is Roxy?

833
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Speaker 1: Who's this? Who are you looking for? Uh? You called me?

834
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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? You can't do anything

835
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Speaker 1: for me? You called me? Who's this? Oh my god?

836
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Speaker 1: Who is this? What do you want? Are you looking

837
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: for Tammy? Oh? My god? What is this? Crazy people day?

838
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: What the hell? This is Froxy? Who's this? Oh my god?

839
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this again? This is Roxy? Can you

840
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: hear me? What? Hello? This is Froxy? Who's that again? No?

841
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm Roxy? Who the heck is this? What can I

842
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: do for you? You called me? What the hell do

843
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: you want? You have the wrong number. Oh listen, you

844
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 1: got the wrong number. Stop calling me. I just told

845
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 1: you you have the wrong number. You're stop calling me.

846
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: Are you looking for Timmy? I'm going to report you.

847
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm not looking for Timmy and looking for anybody. Lead

848
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: me the hell alone. She's not here right now. You're

849
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: not here right now? Lead me to hell alone. Hello,

850
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: what can I do for you? What did I just

851
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 1: tell you? Stop calling me? What can you do for me? Froxy?

852
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: Who's this? Oh? My god, Roxley, I just told you

853
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: you have the wrong number. You've got the wrong number. No,

854
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: I told you you have the wrong number. You know what?

855
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: Hang up because I'm gonna call the police on you.

856
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Roxy. Who's this? No? I'm Roxy? Hello?

857
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: Well what are you some kind? I'm wrong? Do you

858
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: not understand English? To stop calling me? No? No, You've

859
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 1: got the wrong number. Sorry, listen, how do you call anybody?

860
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: You called me? Hey? Roxy? Oh is this now? Well? Roxy?

861
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: My name's Garth from elvester In and the Morning Show.

862
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: And along with your daughter Tammy, we tapped you. Why

863
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Well, you just phone tapped yourself.

864
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you both, Tammy, I'm gonna kick your ass, Tammy,

865
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. All is Roxy's are all very

866
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: Funnybody have an idea for a phone tab? Go to

867
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com, click on the phone tab tab.

868
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: Tell us what you want to do. This is phone

869
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: table is prerecorded with permission granted by all party space

870
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand Phone Tab. We're on Elvis Durand in the

871
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You know, we've been doing this show for

872
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 1: so many years and we have so many headlines, headlines

873
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: of all the incredible things that we've done. I mean,

874
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: we have been so blessed to be a part of

875
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: this incredible family of people doing bigger than life events

876
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: and conversations and friendships have evolved into relationships, and this

877
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: has been a great experience. One of my favorite things

878
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 1: we've ever done was the Stay at Home Ball, which

879
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: happened last Friday night live sort of live streaming on

880
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: our YouTube channel, the Elvis durand Show channel. So we

881
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: want you to watch it again, but it's a whole

882
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: new mix. It's the Stay at Home Ball replay and

883
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: remix with added performances and a bonus show content here

884
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: and there, a piece of content anywhere here and there.

885
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 1: You can watch it tomorrow night, starting at seven o'clock

886
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: East Coast time on our Elvis duran Show YouTube channel.

887
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: It's so exciting. I love it. I love that we're

888
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: bringing it back again tomorrow night at seven o'clock on

889
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: the Elvis Duranne Show YouTube channel. A lot of people

890
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: saying hi to Mike Shelton at Mario's construction. He's a hero.

891
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: These people, they've been working the entire time making sure

892
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: things are still still being built in people being taken

893
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: care of. Aaron Halsted going to the school today to

894
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: make copies and she's the only one in the entire school.

895
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: How creepy would that be? Can you imagine? Wow? Yeah, Hey, Danielle,

896
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 1: you want to do your Danielle Report? Sure, let's do

897
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: it all right. So Justin Bieber has big news this am.

898
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: Actually one pm Eastern Time is when he's gonna do it.

899
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: Apparently Arianna Grande is part of it as well, so

900
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: get ready for his big announcement. Anderson Cooper became a

901
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: daddy on Monday. Did you see the picture of him

902
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 1: with the baby? Oh my gosh, all my friends are

903
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: texting me, so come on, gay man, it's time to

904
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: have a baby. I'm like anyway, the baby's name is

905
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: Wyatt Morgan Cooper and the baby's name after his dad,

906
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: who passed away when he was ten years old. So

907
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: congratulations there. Gigi Hadid has confirmed she is expecting a

908
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: baby with Zane, their first baby together. She confirmed it

909
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 1: on the Tonight Show. Her mom also confirmed it. They

910
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: don't know how the secret got out so early before

911
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: they wanted to announce it, but it got out there

912
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: and so it has now been confirmed, so congratulations to

913
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: the two of them. Taylor Swift is quarantining with her

914
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: actor boyfriend, right, so they were keeping this on the

915
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: down low, but he was taking to Instagram and he

916
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: started putting up pictures of her cat. And everybody knows

917
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: Taylor's cat, Benjamin Button, and then everybody knows her other cat, Olivia.

918
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna posts of her cats, who everyone knows,

919
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna know that that's where you are, that you're

920
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: in Taylor's house, So it's kind of hard to hide that.

921
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: So stupid. Anyway, let's talk about Wendy william shall we

922
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: We know she's single, and she said that after quarantine,

923
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 1: things are going to be different when it comes to dating,

924
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: especially for her. She was talking to Mario Lopez on

925
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: Access Hollywood and she said, first of all, no handshaking,

926
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: which I think a lot of people agree handshaking is

927
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: gonna probably go out the window. Right. She also said,

928
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: no kissing on the first date, no sex on the

929
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: first date. And she also said, which I was thinking about,

930
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: you know how when somebody wants to try something on

931
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: your plate, they put their fork in your plate. No

932
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:46,959
Speaker 1: more forks. On your plate anymore, right, keep your fork

933
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:51,240
Speaker 1: to yourself. So something's leaving, something's leaving us, are fine,

934
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: let them leave no more of plate exactly. Eminem caught

935
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: a home invader. This is a fan that broke into

936
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 1: his Detroit area house using a paving stone to smash

937
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,399
Speaker 1: a window. Have been around four o'clock in the morning.

938
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: The alarm got tripped, but it sounds like the on

939
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: site security guy slept right through it. Eminem woke up

940
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: the intruder was hanging out in his living room. Thank gosh.

941
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: He didn't want to harm him. He actually just wanted

942
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: to spend time hanging out with Eminem obviously got arrested

943
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: two felonies, you know, lots of fines and stuff like that.

944
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm guessing the security guard probably does not have their

945
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: job anymore. But that was scary, very scary. We were

946
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,439
Speaker 1: just talking about it. Watched again tomorrow seven pm Eastern Time.

947
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran YouTube channel to Stay at Home Ball. Remixed

948
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: performances have been added bonus show contents. It's gonna be

949
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 1: pretty cool. You also have the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards

950
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: going down this weekend. Netflix has a lot, so check

951
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: your listings. But one of the big things is the

952
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy. Hollywood people have been waiting to watch this

953
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: that is out. Disney Plus looks awesome with this prop culture.

954
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: They go behind the scenes of iconic Disney films to

955
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: discover the stories behind the props. So that looks like

956
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: it's going to be fun, especially if you are it

957
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: doesn't cool. Yeah, that's my Danielle report. I loved your

958
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: Danielle report. Thank you, Daniels. Yeah. Ever since Anderson Cooper

959
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: did the story about his baby who was born on Monday,

960
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: I believe, or this past week anyway, all my friends

961
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: sending me pictures and texting me and calling me. It's

962
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: time for you and Alex to really just settle down

963
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: and have children. I mean, uh, someone just in a text.

964
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: Don't have babies, Elvis, They're overrated. I'm not saying that.

965
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: I just don't know if it's just because Anderson Cooper

966
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: did it. I don't know if it's time for me.

967
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 1: And So I get a text from our friend Barbara Corkrane,

968
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 1: who by the way, calls me every other week trying

969
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: to talk us into having a baby, and she's like, ah,

970
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: look here's another nice gay gentleman. With a baby. I'm like,

971
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: just because you're gay, does it mean you need a baby? Right?

972
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: You have a baby when you need one or you

973
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: are ready for one? Are you? You know what I'm saying.

974
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, So if you would stop, you know,

975
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: comparing me to Anderson Cooper saying I need to have

976
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: a baby. Amen, that's right, Gary, who will never ever

977
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: have a baby? Gary, You're a lost cause we'd not

978
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: even trying anyway. I don't know. If you saw some

979
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: of Anderson Cooper's online conversations about his new child and stuff,

980
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: it is very touching, and you know, good for him,

981
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 1: good for anyone. So one here said two of my

982
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: friends had babies yesterday. Good for you, and you stop

983
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: in wonder like, what kind of world am I bringing

984
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: a baby into here? Well, you know what, It's going

985
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 1: to be a world of love, no matter no matter

986
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: what's happening on the outside. I think these are all

987
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 1: going to be very successful relationships between parents and their

988
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: new kids. Speaking of kids in successful relationships, you should

989
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: see the cookies that Froggy's son Kayden made last night.

990
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 1: He just doesn't have that that kitchen vibe. You shouldn't

991
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,320
Speaker 1: let him cook some people shouldn't be in the kitchen. Well,

992
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 1: neither one of them. Lisa's not exactly a cook either.

993
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: So I cooked dinner last night and tried something new

994
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: and it came out really, really good. Everybody loved dinner.

995
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: And so they said they wanted to repay me, and

996
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: they wanted to make cookies, and so I left them alone.

997
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: They said, we want to make them on our own.

998
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 1: You come back when they're done. So I did. What

999
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: do they look like? It looks like it looks what

1000
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: would you call it? That was a cookie blob. It's

1001
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,920
Speaker 1: just a cookie blob. There's there's no cookie. It's just

1002
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: like it takes up the whole pan. It's just whatever. Yes, Nate,

1003
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: we're wrapping up. Nate yelling at us. But anyway, so, uh, okay,

1004
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break. I'd love to hear us

1005
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 1: text messages, Uh, don't have a baby. We just did it.

1006
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: Don't do it a couple of years, Just get another

1007
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: snauser Eric at eight four or five. I'd love to

1008
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: hear Elvis explain where babies come from. Okay, well I'm

1009
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: not stupid, Erica five six one. Doesn't Elvis already have

1010
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: a baby. I wonder what that's referring to. Um Anyway,

1011
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: the Pandemics, Are you guys ready for them? Look, we

1012
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: rehearsed and it looks like it's gonna be an amazing,

1013
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: amazing show. The Pandemic's Awards on the way coming up next,

1014
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: So hang on, we'll be right for what's happened Jimmy Lavaro. Okay,

1015
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:20,959
Speaker 1: this is Alicia Keys. It's Camila Cabello with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: I just laughed and a booker came out on our

1022
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 1: I love how funny they are, so hilarious, and I

1023
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: love listening to it on my way to work. It

1024
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: really so about the whole show. It really is on

1025
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 1: a slippery slope to hell diarrhea. Oh That's why I

1026
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 1: listened to it because it makes me up every morning.

1027
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: Here Awarded, that is the single most annoying sound on

1028
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: Planto No annoying sound on the plane. Elvis is a

1029
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: funny when I say, hey, please dong me then feel free,

1030
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 1: tells dur in the Morning show. God, there's so much

1031
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,919
Speaker 1: going on. It's a Friday. We got the weekend ahead

1032
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 1: of us. We've got incredible TV this weekend. Daniel is

1033
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: going to give you the entire rundown coming up in

1034
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes and her Danielle Report. We have uh

1035
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: the governor of New Jersey, Governor Murphy. Bill Murphy is

1036
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 1: gonna be on with us to kick off our Bonus

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Speaker 1: Hour at ten o'clock. If you want to listen to it,

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Speaker 1: you can listen to us on Z one hundred New York,

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Speaker 1: so make sure you're listening in. Also, we have the

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Speaker 1: Pandemics coming up soon. Also, Froggy, please give Dianna permission

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Speaker 1: so she can record us doing the Pandemics on the

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Speaker 1: Zoom Room. All done, let's see what else? Also scary,

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01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 1: don't forget you. You need to come up with our

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01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: list of sponsors for the Pandemics. As you're a character,

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01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: your lovable character guy chest hair. That's on the way

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01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: as more and more states are preparing to start slowly

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01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: opening up a little bit. They did a survey and

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01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 1: there's a story in USA today today that Froggy was

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01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: so kind to send me and just in a nutshell

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01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: boiling it down what Americans will and won't do. Forty

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Speaker 1: four percent say they will not send their kid to school.

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01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: And they keep in mind, this is they're thinking as

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Speaker 1: of right now. Forty four percent said we're not sending

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Speaker 1: our kids to school. Fifty seven percent said, as of today,

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01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,959
Speaker 1: we will not ride on an airplane with other people. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Fifty seven percent said they would go to a friend's

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Speaker 1: house for dinner, and fifty two percent said they would

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Speaker 1: get a haircut. So half of us are at the

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01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: point where we're saying we would get a haircut because

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Speaker 1: we know that we're going to be protected as much

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Speaker 1: as possible. Over that, almost sixty percent of us say

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01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 1: we trust it enough to go to a friend's house

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Speaker 1: for dinner. But no one was ready to go ride

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Speaker 1: on a plane, and no one's ready to send their

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Speaker 1: kids to school quite yet. So here you go, because

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Speaker 1: it's big a group. You know, there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: kids at the school. It's huge. Yeah, they're in the

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Speaker 1: Keep in mind, you may not agree with all these numbers.

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Speaker 1: This is just that report they did. Yeah, Froggy, what

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01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,920
Speaker 1: do you think? They also ask about going to a

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Speaker 1: concert that got the highest No way, would you go

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Speaker 1: to a concert right now? Would you go to the movies?

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Speaker 1: As a no, both more than an airplane? Sixty percent

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Speaker 1: would not go to a stadium concert. But I've got

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Speaker 1: a concert for you. It's our Stay at Home Ball Remix.

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01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 1: It's happening tomorrow night. Yeah. One hundred percent said they

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01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 1: would go to that that You didn't see that on

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Speaker 1: the word. Uh, it's remixed and retooled with new tools

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Speaker 1: and new performances. It's our Stay at Home Ball Remix.

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Speaker 1: It's tomorrow night at seven o'clock East Coast time on

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Speaker 1: the Elvis Durand Show YouTube channel. And there you have it. Uh,

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01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: let's see what else? Did I want to bring up?

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01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: The Pandemics. Are we a little nervous about our very

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01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: first ever and hopefully last ever Pandemics Award show? Yes? Sure, yeah,

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01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: especially after that rehearsal. Yeah, I know that was that

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01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: was crap. Yeah? Do you like? We all thought we

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01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 1: would dress up and when you see this later, you'll

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01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 1: see us in our award show finest look. Uh. Straight

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01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: Nate's wearing a nice hoodie. Yeah. Uh, let's see, Danielle

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01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:21,919
Speaker 1: were a she wore a shirt like a black actual shirt. Yeah. Gone.

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01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: His hair looks like you were in hair and makeup

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01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: for hours. You look stunningly beautiful. Wait are you wearing?

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Speaker 1: What are you are? You're wearing your best hoodie. You're

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Speaker 1: wearing your best hoodie. I wore my dress hoodie. It's blue.

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01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: It's my power color. Feeling good about this? Nice Froggy's

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01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: wearing his black jacket and his Nike hat. Are you

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01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: wearing pants with your no no, no pants? Scary? What

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Speaker 1: are you wearing for the pandemics? Well, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: match Nate, so I'm wearing my blue hoodie as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we walked the red carpet together. Since I am doing

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Speaker 1: my quarantining out at the house where I used to

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Speaker 1: live years ago, my wardrobe from years ago was out here. Uh,

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01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 1: including suits I used to wear when I weighed over

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty pounds more than I we wait now,

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01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,720
Speaker 1: so this look at this check it looks like I'm

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01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 1: a kid dressing up in my dad's and I found

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01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: it old, I know. So we're ready for the pandemics. Hey,

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Speaker 1: before we get into the pandemics, this is gonna be big.

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01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 1: Wait till you hear the yucks. Uh, let's go round

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Speaker 1: the room. We'll start with you, scary. Well, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Are you eating? I didn't interrupt you. No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Something that you reminded me of. Pandemi's a little Pandemi's nash.

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01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 1: Before we get started, I had some had some nuts

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01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 1: left over. But anyway, next week, next week, is it? Yes?

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01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: Next Sunday is Mother's Day, And so I wanted you.

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01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,800
Speaker 1: I want to thank you because you've reminded me that

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01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: we if we're going to get flowers for our moms

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01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 1: and other things, plan ahead. These aren't regular times, these

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01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: are unprecedented times. So plan ahead and probably this weekend,

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Speaker 1: get your cards, get your you know, flowers or order

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01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: things online one eight eight hundred flowers dot com. You

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01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 1: gets the wrong but Scary you messed up because your

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01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: girlfriend's birthdays tomorrow and you didn't do anything. So I've

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01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 1: learned from that. No, he's scary. He planted flowers today,

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Speaker 1: He's gonna hope they grow in the next week. Danielle,

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01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: what's up with you today? So yesterday the delivery guy

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01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 1: with all the boxes came and he drops off stuff

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Speaker 1: in my house. And I walked outside when he was there,

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01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: and I go by and he goes, has here tomorrow laughing.

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01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: So then I started laughing, and then he was cracking

1131
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: up laughing, I mean belly laugh, and then I'm laughing.

1132
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,040
Speaker 1: I turned to Sheldon. I goes, that's not a good thing,

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01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: is that? He goes, No, it's not so. Obviously the

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01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: man knows he's here everything. It's great. It's great. You

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01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: have a relationship with your delivery guy. You should know

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01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 1: his name. So I've took today. If I see him,

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01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm and ask his name. Home, My god, Hey, Froggy

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01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 1: wearing your tuxedo shirt, what's going on with you? You know?

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01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: I think that if you're going to start cooking during

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01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 1: the pandemic, and I know we're all doing it, try

1141
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: something different and get out of a comfort zone. Last night,

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01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 1: I do not like to grill fish. I've never been

1143
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 1: very good at it. I don't know what I'm doing,

1144
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: but last night I took a leap of faith and

1145
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 1: I grilled fish filet's last night and the family absolutely

1146
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 1: loved them. At Leasa told me two or three times

1147
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 1: after dinner. How great dinner was. So get out of

1148
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: your comfort zone. Try something different, ask friends, do some

1149
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: Google searches, and you two can cook something that you're

1150
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 1: not used to cooking. Hey, this is the time to

1151
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:30,639
Speaker 1: do it, because when you're back at full speed ahead

1152
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,680
Speaker 1: working again, you're not gonna want to try new things.

1153
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 1: So this is the time to try new things. Keep

1154
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,560
Speaker 1: in mind, you have time right now, don't waste it.

1155
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,680
Speaker 1: What's up with you today? One and only Gondhi, Well

1156
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 1: mine is about cooking. Two and Instagram, So just remember

1157
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,719
Speaker 1: a picture says a thousand words, but they're not always

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01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 1: accurate words. I posted a picture of my dinner last

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01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: night because I was so impressed by how it looked.

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01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,400
Speaker 1: Then I took a bite of it and it was garbage.

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01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 1: I made the worst food ever last night. I don't

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01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 1: even know how it turned out so badly, but it

1163
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 1: was like rubbery chicken. It is tasted like but I

1164
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 1: even looked over at my boyfriend's played at one point

1165
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,759
Speaker 1: and he had eaten all the sides and the actual

1166
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 1: dish was still just kind of sitting there. I'm like, sorry,

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01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,880
Speaker 1: I know this is really bad because it looks great

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01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 1: on Instagram doesn't mean it's great. Times like this you

1169
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: need a cat to finish it all. Yeah, well there

1170
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: you go, you know what. That's the thing though, you

1171
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: need to be taking chances in the kitchen. Sometimes they're

1172
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,200
Speaker 1: gonna come out tasting like butt, as you said, and

1173
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 1: that's okay, yep, it's alright. Oh my god, look at this.

1174
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 1: We're a minute late. Is it time a producer straight

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01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:34,200
Speaker 1: name absolutely start to show. Elvis, It's time for the

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Speaker 1: first and hopefully last PANDEMI. I'm your host, Elvis Duran.

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01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:47,759
Speaker 1: The Pandemis The Awards otherwise known as the Quarantined People's

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Speaker 1: Choice Awards are sponsors. Let's hear who they are, Guy

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01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: chest Hair, who's sponsoring the Pandemics sponsored by Purel Han

1180
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:59,880
Speaker 1: sanitizer sanitizers so strong it kills germs like myself. Also

1181
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 1: lys al disinfected wipes stop the spread of viruses around.

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01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: And also we cannot forget our friends at three M,

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01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 1: makers of fine and ninety five masks. In these uncertain times,

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01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:15,519
Speaker 1: it's three M and Charmotte ultrasau Strong, get a shiny

1185
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:18,839
Speaker 1: hine and make your booty smile with Charman toilet tissue.

1186
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,160
Speaker 1: If you could find any well, thank you guy chest hair.

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01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 1: Are you guys ready for the pandemics? Yeah, well, here

1188
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 1: we go. We want to thank our local house band

1189
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: literally are in the house band one Infection and also

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Speaker 1: our script writer. Everything you hear written by Dave Brodie. Yeah.

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01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,840
Speaker 1: Should we get him on the line, we should have

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Speaker 1: him online. Good morning, Dave Brodie. You are the mastermind

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01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 1: behind the pandemics. Is there anything you want to give

1194
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:55,679
Speaker 1: us as far as like vibing us up and cheering

1195
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:58,719
Speaker 1: us on before we get going. No, I'm just so proud.

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01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm like a father waiting for his baby to be delivered.

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01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: This is very exciting. Well, we're gonna push until one

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01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: falls out. Daddy. Well, thank you for joining us at

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Speaker 1: home today. I mean, as if you get anywhere else,

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01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 1: all right, put him on hold, he's missing it my timing. Again,

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01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 1: thank you for joining us at home today, as if

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01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: you'd be anywhere else. Rim shot, scary, rim shot, damn it.

1203
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,479
Speaker 1: As I look out over the pandemic's audience, I see

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01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:29,080
Speaker 1: lots of nominees and some huge Hollywood celebrities, at least

1205
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:36,680
Speaker 1: I think they're celebrities. They all have masks on, so

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01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,400
Speaker 1: as you know, we have a lot of the nominees

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01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 1: in the house tonight. Up for one of the awards, Pizza,

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01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,639
Speaker 1: Hello Pizza, no cheesy jokes about you tonight, I promise.

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01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: And also one of our nominees, rubber Gloves. You're looking

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01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:55,280
Speaker 1: fantastic tonight, rubber Gloves. Of course, I think it's fitting

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01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:57,680
Speaker 1: that rubber Gloves is sitting right next to his old

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01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 1: buddy porn. It's also all right, move it along, Elvis Duran,

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01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: thank you, Nate. All right, the producer Nate is telling

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01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,719
Speaker 1: me to move it along. Okay. To present the nominees

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Speaker 1: for Best New Use of Technology during the Quarantine, Please

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01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: welcome a woman who's wearing a mask and somehow her

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01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 1: mustache is growing through it. And a woman whose eyes

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01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,280
Speaker 1: are so big that someone backstags try to use them

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01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 1: as spotlights. Please welcome Delmaro and gaunt me. All right,

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Speaker 1: your jackass, move over, Danielle. I love your sweatpants. Who

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Speaker 1: are you wearing? They're actually my husband's fifth d in

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Speaker 1: a row? No sixth All right, let's keep going. The

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Speaker 1: nominees are one Home Radio Broadcasting. What did we say?

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01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 1: What the nominees are for? Okay? This is okay, Hold on,

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Speaker 1: Best new use of technology during the Corn And Team. Okay,

1226
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: there we go home Radio broadcasting Kids, So Elvis Duran

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01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:08,480
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show can stay on air. Virtual doctor's appointments,

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01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:14,000
Speaker 1: Zoom Adult Toys. And the winner for new use of

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Speaker 1: technology is oh I got a rip paper? Hold on,

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01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:22,200
Speaker 1: we don't use paper. Okay, here you go home Radio

1231
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:24,360
Speaker 1: broadcasting kids, So Elvis Durand in the Morning Show can

1232
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 1: stay on the air. We will accept on behalf of

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01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,759
Speaker 1: the broadcasting kits who are currently at our homes covereding

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Speaker 1: crumbs and alcohol. Thank you, ladies, that was so entertaining.

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01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 1: Now to give us the nominees for best show to

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01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 1: bene watch a man who knows a thing or two

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01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:54,560
Speaker 1: about bening donuts Scary Jones. Yeah, thank you, thank you,

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01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,680
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Are there gonna be donuts backstage?

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01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 1: Come on, Scary, let's go. Okay, all right, all right, sorry,

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Speaker 1: all right, just just a They would never applaud like

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Speaker 1: you like that for you ever. The first is quick

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Speaker 1: reminder for the first forty callers right now get a

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Speaker 1: free doorbell camera thanks to our friends at Sloman's Home Security.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, come on, slip that in there. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: and now the nominees for Best binge Watched Show are

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Speaker 1: out our Banks, Ozark, Tiger King, and Love is Blind.

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Speaker 1: And the winner is for Best Binge Watch Show, Tiger King,

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01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 1: hier game. Now the Tiger King couldn't be here tonight

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01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 1: because he's in jail. Oh well, thank you, all right?

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Speaker 1: Checking in checking out our listener response on text messages,

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01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,040
Speaker 1: where's the lever I pulled to be crushed by a safe?

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Speaker 1: That's right, Welcome to the pandemis hey, scary? We need

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Speaker 1: a drum roll when we give the nominee. Thank you, scary.

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01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this whole thing on your

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Speaker 1: TikTok page to give us. Nominees for best board Game

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Speaker 1: during the Quarantine a man whose wife refers to their

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01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:25,920
Speaker 1: sex life as a board game. Please welcome Froggy, you

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01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:30,799
Speaker 1: have a sex life? Wow, okay, all right, let's scary, scary?

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01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,639
Speaker 1: Your music is really I'm doing a million things of watching,

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01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 1: I know it all right? All right, here we go

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Speaker 1: back to the show. So the nominees for the Best

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Speaker 1: board Game during Quarantine are number one, candy Land, number two, sorry,

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Speaker 1: number three, Monopoly, number four Life, and the winner is Monopoly.

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01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:04,600
Speaker 1: Yea Monopoly could not be here tonight because it's quarantine

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Speaker 1: in its little greenhouse, all except on their bath. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Foggy. All right. Moving on to present the

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Speaker 1: nominees for most Unexpected time Killer. We have an actual killer.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome to the pandemic stage. Straight Nate, I'm not

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01:16:24,160 --> 01:16:28,719
Speaker 1: a killer, Elvis Duran, No, no really, I'm not fine

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Speaker 1: the nominee. Can you turn after. Nominees for most unexpected

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Speaker 1: time Killer are Puzzles, Time Tight, eye Kits, board games,

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Speaker 1: and a deck of cards, And the winner for most

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Speaker 1: Unexpected time Killer is Puzzles. Puzzle. Thank you, Puzzles. Couldn't

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Speaker 1: be here to accept your warrant. She's missing a piece,

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01:16:56,720 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: missing a piece, get it okay, scary, stop with the laughs,

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01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,280
Speaker 1: stop him, just pull the laughs out. There's nothing funny

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Speaker 1: going on here, literally, there's nothing. Okay. Back to you,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Terran, pick it up with your line. Welcome to

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01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:17,200
Speaker 1: this okay, and then we'll go back because you only missed.

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01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:20,840
Speaker 1: You really missed some great some great quality lines. Go back.

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Speaker 1: You can't go back, no you can. Puzzles couldn't be

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Speaker 1: here tonight to accept the award. She's missing a piece.

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01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,599
Speaker 1: Miss seeing a piece. Come on, that killed in rehearsal,

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01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:38,800
Speaker 1: and so did you, Nate. I'm not a murderer, all right, Okay,

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01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 1: we need the laughter back, all right, maybe just regular

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01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:46,479
Speaker 1: laughter scary okay, okay, no Beaver's and butthead. All right,

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Speaker 1: welcome back to the stage. A fake red head and

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Speaker 1: a real red neck, Danielle and Froggy. That's funny, fake redhead,

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Speaker 1: shut up, Froggy, shut up. I'm gonna have I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have your wife, Lisa a punch them. Yeah, okay, can

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Speaker 1: we just do this please? Whatever. We're here to give

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Speaker 1: you the nominees with a business or service we missed

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Speaker 1: the most during quarantine, and the nominees are movie theaters,

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Speaker 1: hair salons, barber shops, restaurants, and shopping malls. And Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I already know what your choice would be. Which one

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Speaker 1: hair salons? Why do you think that? Because you got

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Speaker 1: more roots than a forest up there? Now what a

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Speaker 1: Lisa just punched me? Oh my god? And then read

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Speaker 1: read the winner, your jackass. And the winner for the

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Speaker 1: best business or service that we missed the most during

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Speaker 1: quarantine is barely beating out hair places. It's restaurants. Yes,

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Speaker 1: restaurants couldn't be here to accept, so we will have

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Speaker 1: door Dash deliver it to them. Perfect. Where's the lattery?

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01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:12,240
Speaker 1: That was funny? All right? Well scary, just a regular laughter.

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01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:16,679
Speaker 1: It was on a rotator. I don't know it anyway.

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Speaker 1: Four minutes. Okay. By the way, you're listening to the pandemics,

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Speaker 1: hopefully our last pandemic's ever uh still coming up, best

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Speaker 1: food to make it home during quarantine and the one

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Speaker 1: thing you would be lost without Right now? Should we

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01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 1: take a break or just keep moving? We actually do

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Speaker 1: need to take a break, all right. Also coming up

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Speaker 1: the category favorite drink while quarantined and much more. The

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Speaker 1: pandemic's coming up next. If we dare radio appy to

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Speaker 1: hear everything you missed, demands to you guys, yea in

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Speaker 1: the morning show. Stamps dot com they bring all the

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Speaker 1: It's so easy. Just click mail and you're done. Get

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Speaker 1: a four week trial plus postage and digital scale. When

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Speaker 1: at the top of the homepage. Type in Elvis that

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Speaker 1: stamps dot com enter the code to ELVISI Elvis duran

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Speaker 1: In the Morning show a response is massive. We could

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Speaker 1: not have chosen a better day for the Pandemics, and

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01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:30,000
Speaker 1: welcome back everyone. Thanks for still being here. We lost

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Speaker 1: a few along the way, and that's to be expected.

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Speaker 1: So let's go back live to Dave Brody, the writer

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Speaker 1: and director of The Pandemics, to give him a big

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Speaker 1: thank you. We love you. How's it going so far,

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Speaker 1: boss man, it's going well. We're getting a lot of

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Speaker 1: donations and a lot of the celebrities. The step Spillers

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Speaker 1: are having a great time. It's crazy back here backstage.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, The steep Spillers is my favorite porno.

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Speaker 1: I was watching it just last night. Well, welcome back

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Speaker 1: to the Pandemic. Thank you, Brodie. Hold on, welcome back.

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Speaker 1: Let's just get back to the awards. We welcome a

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Speaker 1: woman so short they tried to hand her out as

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Speaker 1: an award statue, and a man who only showed up

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Speaker 1: to the Golden Globes last year because he thought the

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Speaker 1: invitations had golden girls. Please welcome Gandhi and Nate. All right, hey,

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01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:24,160
Speaker 1: thank you. The nominees for best food to make at

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01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:31,439
Speaker 1: home during quarantine are French toast Yummy banana Bread's so good. Cookies.

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01:21:31,479 --> 01:21:34,800
Speaker 1: Oh who doesn't love cookies and brownies, chocolate soft and

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01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:41,719
Speaker 1: oh very moist, don't say the word and moistne Oh sorry, Froggy.

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01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:46,760
Speaker 1: And the winner for best food to make at home

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01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:56,120
Speaker 1: during quarantine is do you're not gonna drum all here? Okay? Cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies.

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01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:58,880
Speaker 1: Unfortunately couldn't be here to accept they are quarantined and

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01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:11,479
Speaker 1: they're toll how all right, thank you? All right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome to the pandemic stage. A talented, creative and

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Speaker 1: hilarious man, the best phone tapper and the host of

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Speaker 1: the insanely popular The Brooklyn Boys podcast. He's a co

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Speaker 1: host Elvis Scary. Please let let Brodie have a moment,

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Speaker 1: and please welcome to the pandemic stage. David Brodie, thank you, Alvis,

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01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:37,280
Speaker 1: thank you your two coins. Thank you. Okay, I mean

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Speaker 1: gave himself a nice, nice intro there, Well, no, he

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01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,880
Speaker 1: wrote it, so he gave himself a good intro. If

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01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 1: you wrote it, you can make make nice lines about

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01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:51,880
Speaker 1: you too. Anyway over the top intro, we all get insulted. Nonsense,

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Brodie, thanks Alvis. She took the words right

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Speaker 1: out of my pen. Okay, the nominees for the one

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Speaker 1: thing you would be lost without during the quarantine other

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01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:07,320
Speaker 1: than your phone are KEIV streaming services, your oven, doom

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01:23:07,439 --> 01:23:11,920
Speaker 1: or FaceTime and porn. I will tell you for the

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01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 1: first time ever, born came, last, last, anybody? All right? Okay?

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01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:23,639
Speaker 1: And the winner the one thing you would be lost

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01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 1: without while quarantine is KIV streaming services. Yay, we love her, yay.

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Speaker 1: So happy for them now keV streaming services. Couldn't it

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Speaker 1: be here tonight? They are staying home to chill. That's great,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Brodie. Hilarious. You're the best. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure how you follow that, but please welcome

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Speaker 1: back to the Pandemi stage. She loves her and she

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01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:56,320
Speaker 1: pretends to love her back. Danielle and Gandhi don't listen

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Speaker 1: to him. Don't listen to him. I love you, Gandhi,

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01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:03,960
Speaker 1: And yeah, I love you too, daniel What robing on

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Speaker 1: You're roving on? The Nominees for grocery store item. I'm

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01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: just kidding. I love you. Nominees for grocery store item

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01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 1: we didn't care about and now we would kill for

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01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:21,760
Speaker 1: it are sanitary wipes, rubber gloves, purel or other hand

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Speaker 1: sanitizers and toilet paper, and the winner for grocery store item.

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Speaker 1: We didn't care about it now we would kill for

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Speaker 1: hand sanitizer and handsome. There you go, ironically, toilet paper

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Speaker 1: finished number two. Thank you. Moving on to present the

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Speaker 1: nominees for best Food to have delivered during the quarantine,

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01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:55,280
Speaker 1: the real backbone of the Morning Show and the Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: Boys podcast and his sidekick side Dan Scary Brody and

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01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:09,479
Speaker 1: Scary Scary and Brodie. I hate Brody, wrote himself onto

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Speaker 1: the awards twice. Yes, look like we did that. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep moving. I hate you Brodie anyway. The nominees

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Speaker 1: for best Food to have delivered during quarantine are French fries, pizza,

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Speaker 1: tacos and burritos, and pad tie and the winner for

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Speaker 1: best food to have delivered during quarantine pizza. I agreed,

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Speaker 1: you guys are great pizza. Oh yeah, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I obviously one more page to go. This is feeling good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, you two go go backstage and

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Speaker 1: fight do whatever you Brooklyn Boys do now by Scary

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01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:56,920
Speaker 1: thank you. Uh. And now to present your favorite drink

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Speaker 1: while quarantine me of course, this is my category and

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Speaker 1: the nominees I'm walking back. Okay, I'm here and now.

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Speaker 1: The nominees for best Drink You're in the Quarantine are

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Speaker 1: beer Wine, Quarantines, and White Claw. And the winner for

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Speaker 1: favorite Drink while Quarantine is pizza. That's not a drink.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. It was such a big winner in the

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Speaker 1: last category. One again. All right, well the big award

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Speaker 1: of the night. Let's get everyone back out here. Come on, Danielle, Gandhi, Froggy, Brody,

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01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:43,960
Speaker 1: and eight. Come on, let's I'll get ready for the

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Speaker 1: nominees or the number one overall thing you're glad you

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Speaker 1: have while Quarantine and the nominees are Danielle, TV streaming Services, Gandhi,

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Speaker 1: food Deliveries, Froggy, toilet paper, eight, Zoom or FaceTime, Scary,

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01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:10,200
Speaker 1: all types of board games, cards, games and puzzles, me

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01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:16,639
Speaker 1: home shipping services like Amazon and Target and Walmart, Brody, Porn, porn,

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01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:21,040
Speaker 1: and finally Scary's idea of porn. TikTok is up for

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Speaker 1: an award this year. And the winner for overall best

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Speaker 1: Thing is TV Streaming Services. If there you have it,

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Speaker 1: that's our show, the Pandemics. Thank you for listening to

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Speaker 1: the Pandemics. Stay safe, everyone, please, drive safely as you

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Speaker 1: get home. Give me your driver. Yes, please leave the

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Speaker 1: theater in an orderly fashion. That was just awful. That

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01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:55,080
Speaker 1: just the worst thing ever. I think nailed it. I

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Speaker 1: think we're going to come back in a different capacity sometime,

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01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:05,000
Speaker 1: because sometimes we just came back at a different capacity. Crap. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Brodie, thank you for being here

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Speaker 1: for the first and we hope last ever pandemics. We

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Speaker 1: need to take your break. We'll be back after this.

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Speaker 1: This is justin Timberlake here, and you're listening to Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durand Elvis Durand in the morning show show This Mother's Day.

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Speaker 1: Reaching out to that special mom in your life can

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Speaker 1: code Elvis frequent handwashing in the Morning Show. I get

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Speaker 1: so confused sometimes. If you guys noticed, this scary has

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Speaker 1: this thing where he'll ask a question out loud, and

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Speaker 1: then he answers it, and then you wonder was that

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Speaker 1: meant for us? I don't know. Yeah, no, no it

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Speaker 1: was because if I if I wouldn't vocalize, But you asked,

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Speaker 1: definitely something I want you to hear. But then you asked,

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Speaker 1: but then you answered it. So what was the question? Well,

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Speaker 1: so we play safe so by doja cat, but we're

1440
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:16,479
Speaker 1: gonna hear and sounds. Shortly that, Nicki Minaj came in

1441
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,400
Speaker 1: and did a remix yes say so with with and

1442
01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:21,599
Speaker 1: I said out loud, well, we had safe so coming

1443
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,840
Speaker 1: up on some of our radio stations. Should we just

1444
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,600
Speaker 1: drop it in there with Nicki Minaj? So I was

1445
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:28,640
Speaker 1: kind of like out in the open for everybody to

1446
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:31,040
Speaker 1: comment on. Is it a good idea or a band idea?

1447
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Because it's popular and it's one hold on. You asked

1448
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:36,800
Speaker 1: the question, but you didn't even wait for an answer,

1449
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:39,519
Speaker 1: You just answered it, Yes, we should. That was mine

1450
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:41,400
Speaker 1: because I was almost giving you gone to you. You

1451
01:29:41,479 --> 01:29:43,200
Speaker 1: hear what I'm saying? Right? Am I out of my mind?

1452
01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:47,360
Speaker 1: No one, If you leave Scary alone long enough with silence,

1453
01:29:47,479 --> 01:29:52,040
Speaker 1: he will come full circle in the conversation. But here's

1454
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:54,000
Speaker 1: the funny thing. There was no silence. There was no

1455
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:57,080
Speaker 1: moment he said we play the nude He said, should

1456
01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,479
Speaker 1: we play the new Nicki Minaj Doja Cat Mix? Yes,

1457
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:05,760
Speaker 1: we should. My opinion, if you're putting your opinion, then

1458
01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 1: you say in the beginning of the sentence, I think

1459
01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:13,360
Speaker 1: we should. I think part you can leave out. You

1460
01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:15,439
Speaker 1: just go we should. And then the point of the

1461
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:17,160
Speaker 1: point I'm getting too is we all have a friend

1462
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 1: who does this. They ask a question out loud, then

1463
01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:21,040
Speaker 1: they answer it, and you're like, uh, I don't know

1464
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,160
Speaker 1: what was I supposed to answer? What? Froggy? You see

1465
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,599
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Right, It's also a long question. When

1466
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:29,240
Speaker 1: Scary asks you a question, it's a very long question. Yes, right,

1467
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,280
Speaker 1: But no, I think it's a good idea, Scary. I

1468
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:32,640
Speaker 1: don't even think you should ask us. I think you

1469
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:35,040
Speaker 1: should just do it. Your gut intuition is perfect on this.

1470
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:37,120
Speaker 1: I love it. That was my gut intuition. But I

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01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:39,759
Speaker 1: wanted your opinion because your opinion matters more than my opinion.

1472
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:41,479
Speaker 1: You know, but you didn't. But my point is you

1473
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:43,840
Speaker 1: didn't wait for my opinion. You answer. You asked the

1474
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:46,160
Speaker 1: question and you just answered it. There was no I

1475
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:50,679
Speaker 1: was just telling you how I felt about it. It's hilarious.

1476
01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:53,320
Speaker 1: This is one of the many things, the many mysteries

1477
01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:56,240
Speaker 1: of scary. It's one of it's a quirk. I didn't

1478
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:58,320
Speaker 1: say it's a quirk. I think it's just very funny.

1479
01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:01,200
Speaker 1: My question is other than scary. Do you have friends

1480
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:02,880
Speaker 1: who do that? They ask you a question, then you

1481
01:31:02,960 --> 01:31:05,720
Speaker 1: give them the answer, and then they either don't like

1482
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:10,280
Speaker 1: your answer and they answer it themselves. Like, for instance,

1483
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:14,719
Speaker 1: I'll say, Alex, do you want pizza or sandwiches for dinner?

1484
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:18,800
Speaker 1: I'll have sandwiches. I'll go, I want pizza. Well, then

1485
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:22,720
Speaker 1: why did I ask the question to begin with? Last night?

1486
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,720
Speaker 1: She was washing dishes off last night and she's like, hey,

1487
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:27,280
Speaker 1: do I need to cut this in half before I

1488
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:29,479
Speaker 1: put it in the garbage disposal. I'm like, no, just

1489
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:31,479
Speaker 1: put it in there a hole. She cuts it in half. Anyways,

1490
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:32,679
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, what if the hell did you ask

1491
01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:34,479
Speaker 1: me for? Like, if you're gonna do it anyways, and

1492
01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:38,920
Speaker 1: just do it, don't ask so stupid. But that's what

1493
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:41,800
Speaker 1: we do. That's what we do. I'm guilty of it.

1494
01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:44,680
Speaker 1: We're all good. We all do it. Oh no, what

1495
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:46,040
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? We have so much to do,

1496
01:31:46,479 --> 01:31:48,160
Speaker 1: We've got to get some sound in here with Garrett.

1497
01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,479
Speaker 1: A reminder coming up in an hour and twenty minutes.

1498
01:31:50,479 --> 01:31:53,160
Speaker 1: It's our Bonus Hour at ten o'clock East Coast time.

1499
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,160
Speaker 1: We're live on Z one hundred, New York. You're invited

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01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:56,760
Speaker 1: to listen as well. Wherever you are. You can listen

1501
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:59,360
Speaker 1: to us on the iHeartRadio app, or you listen to

1502
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:00,920
Speaker 1: us on Z one hundred if you're in New York.

1503
01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:06,000
Speaker 1: We're kicking the hour off with the honorable Is a governor? Honorable?

1504
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:09,200
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? The Governor of New Jersey, Governor

1505
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:11,360
Speaker 1: Murphy's gonna be on with us. Well, he's a great

1506
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:12,880
Speaker 1: friend and we can't wait to hear what he has

1507
01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:17,400
Speaker 1: to say. Let's get into sound with Garrett. Now, Garrett,

1508
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,240
Speaker 1: where you have going on today? Good morning? All right,

1509
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:21,320
Speaker 1: we got some new music to kick off your weekend.

1510
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:24,320
Speaker 1: So Halsey Marshmallow, they teamed up and they gave us

1511
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:37,760
Speaker 1: this song called be kind Okay cool Drake keeping busy

1512
01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:40,720
Speaker 1: in quarantine. So last night on Instagram he says, hey,

1513
01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm putting out a mixtape and a new album album

1514
01:32:43,320 --> 01:32:46,840
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty. Mixtape at midnight, so he put out

1515
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:50,280
Speaker 1: a full mixtape This one is called Payne nineteen ninety three.

1516
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:53,680
Speaker 1: Gotta mention not in Tyson Thistle Beach Front? Does she

1517
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,320
Speaker 1: bringing four friends? I know I hit at least one

1518
01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:59,840
Speaker 1: got a mob Tenant bottle Pool in a grease, Holy

1519
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:02,599
Speaker 1: send my city man, I ket it Puck Squez stuff.

1520
01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:06,360
Speaker 1: They keep on pumping up music, man Yep. Max has

1521
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:10,240
Speaker 1: a brand new song too, featuring Haley Kiyoko. It's called

1522
01:33:10,320 --> 01:33:15,960
Speaker 1: Miss Calls. How you calls? No? I just said O Bronna,

1523
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:21,799
Speaker 1: Miss your Calls a chest and nose with the bias

1524
01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:31,120
Speaker 1: you pick up Hi? All right? All right? Luke Hombs

1525
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:33,400
Speaker 1: has a song that I think we all can relate with.

1526
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:47,880
Speaker 1: It's called six feet Apart, Miss damn, mister miss. It's

1527
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 1: a mystery. Wow? Is that funny? How some of these artists,

1528
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:59,559
Speaker 1: I mean, something hits like a pandemic and they write

1529
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:02,160
Speaker 1: a song about it immediately, it's out days later. It's

1530
01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:05,280
Speaker 1: It's crazy love all right, machine Gun Kelly gives us

1531
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:08,880
Speaker 1: bloody Valentine and I'm I'm loving it. I don't do

1532
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:18,960
Speaker 1: so mute no, but my justice to fly. I can't stay.

1533
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:23,719
Speaker 1: That's great? Yes? Are you guys kind of excited about

1534
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:25,479
Speaker 1: all the music I mean, we're getting some great stuff

1535
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,360
Speaker 1: right now, and we get some more too. So the

1536
01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:30,920
Speaker 1: one the only guy who likes the music, Now you

1537
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:34,120
Speaker 1: get one man. Did anyone like the MG Kelly? That

1538
01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:37,479
Speaker 1: was good? Right? We like that. It sounds you're talking

1539
01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:43,479
Speaker 1: side Hudson investine for breakfast right now. So I'm a Hudson.

1540
01:34:43,560 --> 01:34:46,799
Speaker 1: Hold on, Honey, hold on? Who does it sound like? Gandhi?

1541
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:49,080
Speaker 1: Who does it sound like? It's not just like Tucy

1542
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:51,519
Speaker 1: Slide by Drake? Like the beat, everything behind it was

1543
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:53,840
Speaker 1: just like tuc Slide. Should we play them both at

1544
01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:56,559
Speaker 1: the same time? Oho? I bet you could. They're gonna

1545
01:34:56,600 --> 01:35:00,160
Speaker 1: sound the same. All right, scary, you gotta pull that up.

1546
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:02,640
Speaker 1: Hold on all right, Okay, we'll get to that in

1547
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:05,719
Speaker 1: a second. Oh, go ahead, all right, Julia, Michaels, JP Sacks.

1548
01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:08,000
Speaker 1: They're a part of the Elvis durand Stay at Home

1549
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:11,360
Speaker 1: ball and they have the song if the World was Ending. Well,

1550
01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:13,320
Speaker 1: they just put out a big mash up with a

1551
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:16,559
Speaker 1: bunch of people we all know, Sam Smith, her Keith Urban,

1552
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:20,200
Speaker 1: Alessia Carra, now Horn, Florida, Georgia Line, Kelsey Ballerini, Kesha,

1553
01:35:20,439 --> 01:35:25,120
Speaker 1: Jason Drulo and Phineas. But if the world was in code,

1554
01:35:26,479 --> 01:35:45,120
Speaker 1: you can if the world was just kind. That's a

1555
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:49,160
Speaker 1: lot of star powers the list again, let me take

1556
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:52,559
Speaker 1: a deep breath, Sam Smith, Her, Keith Urbin, Alessia Carra,

1557
01:35:52,720 --> 01:35:56,080
Speaker 1: now Horn, Florida, Georgia Line, Kelsey Ballerini, Kesha, Jason Drulo

1558
01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:59,639
Speaker 1: and Phineas along with Julia, Michaels and JP Sachs. So's

1559
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:03,719
Speaker 1: a great song. Okay, cool, very cool, and then so Doja.

1560
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:06,320
Speaker 1: Kat has her songs say so and she's been a

1561
01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:08,840
Speaker 1: big fan of Nicki Minaj And just the other day

1562
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:10,760
Speaker 1: we found out there was gonna be a remix. At

1563
01:36:10,840 --> 01:36:13,080
Speaker 1: remix just came out, and this is what it sounds

1564
01:36:13,080 --> 01:36:17,200
Speaker 1: like every time I take a break. The game be

1565
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:20,600
Speaker 1: so warming, pretty like Naomi Cassie plus Warman, but like

1566
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:23,720
Speaker 1: Wheezy Foxy plus Warman, or like the Rams scene on

1567
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:26,640
Speaker 1: that wooden they don't understand the back to a conformant.

1568
01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:28,759
Speaker 1: When they think they topped the queen, they start falling,

1569
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,320
Speaker 1: or to my ass shots, I'm so cheeky that I'm

1570
01:36:31,360 --> 01:36:35,599
Speaker 1: trying to blum ass like young I love another one,

1571
01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:38,360
Speaker 1: I love Hey Gandhi. Didn't Nicki Minaj say she was retiring?

1572
01:36:39,479 --> 01:36:41,240
Speaker 1: She said she was retiring, and then like two minutes

1573
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:43,479
Speaker 1: later came back out and was not retiring. I think

1574
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:46,080
Speaker 1: Canternett just pushed her over the edge one day. I

1575
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:47,920
Speaker 1: don't I don't blame her for saying that, but it's

1576
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:50,479
Speaker 1: good to have her back. I love it. All right,

1577
01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:52,880
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta get to breakfast. I'm sorry, I

1578
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:56,040
Speaker 1: gotta go. I'm sorry. Are we are standing in the

1579
01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:59,559
Speaker 1: way of your kid's nourishment. He's gonna be so pissed

1580
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:03,000
Speaker 1: at you. I'm sorry. Okay, what's for breakfast this morning?

1581
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,599
Speaker 1: It's leftover pancakes. He doesn't know that yet, and I'm

1582
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:07,439
Speaker 1: about to break his heart, but you know, it is

1583
01:37:07,479 --> 01:37:10,200
Speaker 1: what it is. Well, isn't that what eggos are? They're

1584
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:12,560
Speaker 1: just leftover pancakes. I mean, come on, I made a

1585
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:15,559
Speaker 1: lot of pancakes yesterday, so yeah, it's leftovers. You're you're

1586
01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:17,799
Speaker 1: a good dad, Thank you, Garrett. You're also a good American.

1587
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:21,920
Speaker 1: There you go. All right, So we're gonna play TUSI

1588
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,880
Speaker 1: slide in mg Kelly at the same time, Gandhi says

1589
01:37:24,920 --> 01:37:27,679
Speaker 1: it's the same song. Yeah, I think MGK and Drake

1590
01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:29,560
Speaker 1: sound the same. Well, they don't sound the same. But

1591
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:36,160
Speaker 1: the song sound very similar. Okay, here we go, yep,

1592
01:37:36,439 --> 01:37:40,240
Speaker 1: a little bit of an intro in his gigantic house.

1593
01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:48,680
Speaker 1: It's four hundred thousand dollars days buckle okay, Nike Crossbody

1594
01:37:48,760 --> 01:37:54,280
Speaker 1: got a piece and mg Kelly. So that doesn't sound

1595
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:56,680
Speaker 1: like it at all. I don't know. Maybe it was

1596
01:37:56,760 --> 01:37:58,600
Speaker 1: not MGK that he played that. I was thinking it

1597
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:04,439
Speaker 1: was someone else. Oh, that's okay, we'll move on. Uh,

1598
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:08,160
Speaker 1: nothing at all, Scarrett. What was the other song Garrett

1599
01:38:08,200 --> 01:38:10,800
Speaker 1: played in town? He played Luke homb six feet apart,

1600
01:38:10,920 --> 01:38:13,600
Speaker 1: and he played the most Calls by Max, And he

1601
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:18,400
Speaker 1: played another Drake song, paying nineteen ninety three. Drake sounds

1602
01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:22,599
Speaker 1: like Drake. Oh okay, thing, let's let's listen to those

1603
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:26,160
Speaker 1: two songs I mentioned not in twontile Beach fund? Does

1604
01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:28,400
Speaker 1: she bring it forth? Friends? I know I didn't. Okay,

1605
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:35,160
Speaker 1: play the other one, Holy Semi City, Man, it's the

1606
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:37,400
Speaker 1: same beach in the back. Okay, you got to play

1607
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:39,840
Speaker 1: the same part of the song. But yeah, I'm in

1608
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:41,680
Speaker 1: I get it. I see where you're going with that.

1609
01:38:41,960 --> 01:38:43,880
Speaker 1: No big deal. Hey, you know next week is Teachers

1610
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:47,000
Speaker 1: Appreciation Week, and of course so many parents who are

1611
01:38:47,040 --> 01:38:49,439
Speaker 1: homeschooling their kids right now are talking about how they've

1612
01:38:49,479 --> 01:38:51,840
Speaker 1: never ever appreciated teachers as much as they do now,

1613
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:55,360
Speaker 1: and you can agree with that, right, Danielle h I

1614
01:38:55,439 --> 01:38:58,080
Speaker 1: see what they put into it. Just now, My son

1615
01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:01,680
Speaker 1: was watching like a virtual class that the teacher had

1616
01:39:01,720 --> 01:39:04,000
Speaker 1: put together and she was doing a science experiment at

1617
01:39:04,080 --> 01:39:07,040
Speaker 1: home in her kitchen, and it was just so cool

1618
01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:08,720
Speaker 1: how she took the time to put it together for

1619
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:11,000
Speaker 1: the kids, and it was it's just awesome. They really

1620
01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:13,519
Speaker 1: are going above and beyond, and I think it's all

1621
01:39:13,600 --> 01:39:17,200
Speaker 1: it's just just great. Well, let's not forget Teachers Appreciation

1622
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:19,800
Speaker 1: Week next week. I think we're going to be dipping

1623
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:22,040
Speaker 1: into helping a lot of teachers out because you know what,

1624
01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:24,519
Speaker 1: even though they're teaching virtually, they're still teaching there. I mean,

1625
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,920
Speaker 1: it's a whole new way of learning and teaching, and

1626
01:39:27,439 --> 01:39:29,360
Speaker 1: so we have to show them a great deal of

1627
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:33,320
Speaker 1: appreciation next week. All right, Should we play a song?

1628
01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:35,479
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? Can we play? Julia

1629
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:40,840
Speaker 1: Michaels pretty one. I don't have a part of this.

1630
01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:43,280
Speaker 1: That was part of the stay at Home ball too

1631
01:39:43,400 --> 01:39:45,120
Speaker 1: right when they did it, because I remember watching it

1632
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:47,120
Speaker 1: and being like, oh yeah, good song. And now they

1633
01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:49,920
Speaker 1: got every JP Sax who's from Canada, by the way,

1634
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:53,000
Speaker 1: and a friend Julia Michaels. And speaking of teachers, by

1635
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:54,599
Speaker 1: the way, you know, every year we love to show

1636
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:58,360
Speaker 1: appreciation for teachers during next week's Teacher Appreciation Week. This

1637
01:39:58,479 --> 01:40:00,719
Speaker 1: year of being virtual, it's no different. They're still teaching.

1638
01:40:00,760 --> 01:40:03,280
Speaker 1: There's actually they're working twice and maybe four times as hard.

1639
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:07,160
Speaker 1: So we created a campaign called Rite for Teachers from

1640
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:10,120
Speaker 1: our friends at Bick, the world famous Bick Penn. We

1641
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:13,519
Speaker 1: would be able to write without those, so Daniel told

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Speaker 1: great State of New Jersey. Governor Murphy will be on

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Speaker 1: Ben Franklin. You know what I'm saying. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: I'm on two stations at the same time. That fired me,

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Speaker 1: Q one O two fired me back in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: It's even one hundred hasn't fired me yet. But it's

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Speaker 1: only nine in the morning on a Friday. They can

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Speaker 1: do it anytime today, so it's coming. Kind of hoping

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Speaker 1: that phone call comes sooner than later anyway, So it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be great to have Governor Murphy on with us

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Speaker 1: at ten o'clock now. Also, as we've talked about, next

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Speaker 1: week is Teachers Appreciation Week because we love our teachers,

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01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:38,120
Speaker 1: but also nurses Appreciation Week is next week, and I mean,

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01:47:38,960 --> 01:47:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm stupid to try to even say something about nurses

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01:47:42,200 --> 01:47:46,240
Speaker 1: because we all know nurses and what part they're playing

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01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:49,599
Speaker 1: right now, and they've always been playing this part kid ourselves.

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Speaker 1: I do have a nurse on Line twenty four. Nikki,

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Speaker 1: Nikki calling from a Reno, Nevada. How beautiful we love

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01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:59,880
Speaker 1: like Tahoe and Reno. How are you doing, Nikki? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing great. So well, let's see, it's three hours earlier there,

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Speaker 1: so it's six h six you're on your way to

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Speaker 1: work for your your shift today, I am. I'm on

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Speaker 1: my way in right now, and I absolutely love listening

1777
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:15,640
Speaker 1: to you guys in the morning. Brings me back to

1778
01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:18,680
Speaker 1: my East Coast days. Oh really, where'd you live on

1779
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:21,519
Speaker 1: the East Coast before you went West Coast? I am

1780
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:25,519
Speaker 1: actually originally from New York. I am currently now a

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01:48:25,720 --> 01:48:31,040
Speaker 1: travel nurse, though, so I pick up a contracts wherever

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01:48:31,080 --> 01:48:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much needed. I do emergency room nursing. And

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01:48:35,120 --> 01:48:36,759
Speaker 1: this is where I'm at right now is in Reno.

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Speaker 1: Wow A, So I as a travel nurse. I mean,

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01:48:39,800 --> 01:48:41,519
Speaker 1: how long will you be in Reno before you move

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01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:46,080
Speaker 1: to a whole different place? Normally it's a thirteen week

1787
01:48:46,160 --> 01:48:51,800
Speaker 1: contract depending on the need. And unfortunately, I was actually

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01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:53,519
Speaker 1: trying to get back to New York to help out there,

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01:48:53,640 --> 01:48:56,960
Speaker 1: but my contract I couldn't leave. So I'm still out

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Speaker 1: here helping out where I can, thankfully having had the

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01:49:00,840 --> 01:49:04,400
Speaker 1: surge that you guys have had unfortunately in New York. Right, Um,

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01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:08,559
Speaker 1: So this is where I'm at, So leave you, don't

1793
01:49:09,200 --> 01:49:11,479
Speaker 1: you know, Let's hope you do not have that surge.

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01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't. No one deserves good. It's just well, I

1795
01:49:16,160 --> 01:49:19,080
Speaker 1: see I see other states opening up, and uh, you know,

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01:49:19,360 --> 01:49:22,720
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a bittersweet thing because you know, being

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01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:25,559
Speaker 1: here on the East Coast, our perspective is no, don't

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01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:28,360
Speaker 1: because but then again, you know, we see this from

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01:49:28,360 --> 01:49:31,400
Speaker 1: a whole different perspective. I'm just hoping that once these

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Speaker 1: these wonderful people are free to do more things in public,

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01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:38,479
Speaker 1: that they'll do it safely and there won't be a surge.

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01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:40,439
Speaker 1: Because that's that's the scariest thing. But what you do

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Speaker 1: as a nurse, thank you so much. We appreciate we

1804
01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:46,920
Speaker 1: appreciate it. You listen to us. It's so cool. Yeah,

1805
01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:50,640
Speaker 1: thank you. So it's National Nurses Week next week. So

1806
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Speaker 1: what we're gonna do is we're gonna send you a

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Speaker 1: pair of our morning show scrubs, because God knows you

1808
01:49:55,360 --> 01:49:57,280
Speaker 1: don't have enough scrubs in your life as a nurse.

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Speaker 1: They're from Hacking Satin Ridian, they have our logo on them.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna love them. And thank you so much for

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01:50:06,280 --> 01:50:09,960
Speaker 1: listening to us every day. Nikki, you be safe today. Okay, awesome,

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Speaker 1: sounds great. Thank you guys. All right, hold on, don't

1813
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Speaker 1: leave straight and it's gonna be on the phone, flirting

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Speaker 1: with you in just a moment, Angelica on line twenty three?

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01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:22,200
Speaker 1: Is it Angelica? Or or is it Angelica? I was

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01:50:22,240 --> 01:50:26,160
Speaker 1: corrected the other day by an Angelica. No, it's Angelica.

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01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:29,600
Speaker 1: All right. So you're not calling as a nurse or

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01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:35,400
Speaker 1: a teacher. You're calling to wish diarrhea on someone. So okay, well, scary,

1819
01:50:36,160 --> 01:50:38,080
Speaker 1: get it ready to go. Who are you wishing diarrhea

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Speaker 1: on today? Angelica? Are the guy that hit my car yesterday?

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01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:47,040
Speaker 1: What happened? Man? Yeah? He ran a stop signing kee

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Speaker 1: bone to me. So now I don't have my car

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01:50:49,720 --> 01:50:54,760
Speaker 1: for God only knows how long. Wow, where are you

1824
01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:59,200
Speaker 1: calling from? New York? All right? So you know there

1825
01:50:59,200 --> 01:51:01,360
Speaker 1: are a lot of people who are essential workers. They're

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01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:03,519
Speaker 1: still ready to take your car in and do some

1827
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:07,920
Speaker 1: work on it. Right, You're you're safe there? Yeah, yeah,

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01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:13,479
Speaker 1: I'm good's going to pay for it? I have a

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01:51:13,479 --> 01:51:17,960
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars deductible that I'm not getting back. Oh man,

1830
01:51:18,600 --> 01:51:22,840
Speaker 1: oh god? All right, but you're safe though, you're feeling okay?

1831
01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:26,000
Speaker 1: You weren't You weren't hurt in the accident. No, I

1832
01:51:26,160 --> 01:51:30,639
Speaker 1: wasn't hurt. I didn't sleep very well, but I'm Okay, okay,

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01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:35,680
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Straighten ate straightenit. You can make

1834
01:51:35,760 --> 01:51:39,000
Speaker 1: up for all the wrongdoing you've done today by helping

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01:51:39,080 --> 01:51:42,160
Speaker 1: us find a way to get five hundred dollars to

1836
01:51:42,320 --> 01:51:53,080
Speaker 1: our friend Angelica. Absolutely, I love you guys so much. Angelica. No,

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01:51:53,720 --> 01:51:55,320
Speaker 1: were you drive? Were you on your way to work?

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01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:57,200
Speaker 1: I mean, are you working right now? What's your what's

1839
01:51:57,240 --> 01:52:00,679
Speaker 1: your story? Yeah? I work for a whole your agency,

1840
01:52:00,760 --> 01:52:09,760
Speaker 1: I'm working now. But oh I'm sorry, Hey Angelica, it's okay. Look,

1841
01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:11,799
Speaker 1: I wish we could. I wish we could help out everyone.

1842
01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:15,439
Speaker 1: But our friends at og X, you know, uh they

1843
01:52:15,479 --> 01:52:17,000
Speaker 1: were they were cool enough to step up to the

1844
01:52:17,080 --> 01:52:19,920
Speaker 1: place this time. Maybe you've seen og X the chubby

1845
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Speaker 1: shampoo bottle with the gold cap, which is how they

1846
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Speaker 1: used to describe me when I was a husky and

1847
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Speaker 1: Danielle and Gandhi love O g X. Tell them why,

1848
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:32,040
Speaker 1: because it's amazing. They have so many different things that

1849
01:52:32,120 --> 01:52:34,599
Speaker 1: smell good. They have different products that treat different types

1850
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:37,599
Speaker 1: of hair, whether it's colored, treated, whether it's curly. They

1851
01:52:37,640 --> 01:52:40,720
Speaker 1: have dry shampoo. I mean, they have everything. I love them.

1852
01:52:41,360 --> 01:52:44,240
Speaker 1: And they're at Target and Walmart and Alta and Walgreens

1853
01:52:44,280 --> 01:52:47,000
Speaker 1: and CVS and Amazon everywhere you love. O g X

1854
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Speaker 1: is living there, and thanks to og X, we're sending

1855
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Speaker 1: you five hundred dollars. Okay, Angelica, thank you so much?

1856
01:52:53,479 --> 01:53:00,200
Speaker 1: Do we love you? We? Uh you know what. It's

1857
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:04,040
Speaker 1: calls like this from you that actually make us want

1858
01:53:04,080 --> 01:53:06,760
Speaker 1: to come back next next Monday or maybe next month.

1859
01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:09,240
Speaker 1: Can we take a month off? I don't know. We'll

1860
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:13,080
Speaker 1: be back next month. Okay, okay, okay, we'll be here.

1861
01:53:13,120 --> 01:53:15,200
Speaker 1: We'll be here for you. Angelica. You hold on one

1862
01:53:15,240 --> 01:53:17,000
Speaker 1: second and we'll get that money to you as soon

1863
01:53:17,040 --> 01:53:18,680
Speaker 1: as we can, and then you can get that car

1864
01:53:18,760 --> 01:53:20,360
Speaker 1: taking care of and don't have to worry about it. Okay,

1865
01:53:21,479 --> 01:53:24,080
Speaker 1: thank you so much, No, thank you, hold on one

1866
01:53:24,120 --> 01:53:25,800
Speaker 1: second straight and it's gonna come on and flirt with

1867
01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:31,120
Speaker 1: you now. So here you go. Yeah, scary, what's up

1868
01:53:31,360 --> 01:53:34,840
Speaker 1: so long? We're gonna cancel the diarrhea because that her

1869
01:53:34,840 --> 01:53:37,080
Speaker 1: original request was to, oh well, get her back on

1870
01:53:37,160 --> 01:53:40,120
Speaker 1: the phone. Wait no, yeah, no, she gets five hundred dollars. Andy,

1871
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Speaker 1: we get to wish diarrhea or some Angelica. There's Angelica.

1872
01:53:44,080 --> 01:53:45,400
Speaker 1: There is a pot of gold at the end of

1873
01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:49,400
Speaker 1: the rainbow. I so get to wish diarrhea on his jerk. Yes,

1874
01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:53,360
Speaker 1: we wish diarrhea on this a hole. The t bones

1875
01:53:53,439 --> 01:53:55,439
Speaker 1: you and now you're at five hundred dollars until we

1876
01:53:55,479 --> 01:54:05,360
Speaker 1: pay it. Wish diarrhea upon you diarrhea. No, I feel better.

1877
01:54:07,120 --> 01:54:09,880
Speaker 1: I know there was something missing there. All right, Angelica,

1878
01:54:10,000 --> 01:54:14,200
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so much. All right, hold on

1879
01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:16,720
Speaker 1: one second, all right, thank you. I'm glad. I'm glad

1880
01:54:16,960 --> 01:54:22,120
Speaker 1: we got the diarrhea out of there. Always got to

1881
01:54:22,160 --> 01:54:24,320
Speaker 1: get it out. I know. You know, when you get

1882
01:54:24,320 --> 01:54:27,040
Speaker 1: a call like that, it's just what did you guys think?

1883
01:54:27,080 --> 01:54:29,080
Speaker 1: I mean, like Gandhi, what do you think when you

1884
01:54:29,160 --> 01:54:31,120
Speaker 1: get a call like that from someone who was just

1885
01:54:31,200 --> 01:54:33,880
Speaker 1: out there trying to work and then boom, here comes

1886
01:54:33,920 --> 01:54:36,920
Speaker 1: another catastrophe. So it's one of those things where I

1887
01:54:36,960 --> 01:54:38,840
Speaker 1: get really upset for her, but then I get really

1888
01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:41,280
Speaker 1: happy for her, because it's terrible that she's going through

1889
01:54:41,440 --> 01:54:43,440
Speaker 1: everything everybody's going through, and then this is on top

1890
01:54:43,520 --> 01:54:46,080
Speaker 1: of it. But when I heard her say she's okay,

1891
01:54:46,360 --> 01:54:49,200
Speaker 1: the other guy's okay, and physically everyone's all right, that

1892
01:54:49,280 --> 01:54:51,280
Speaker 1: actually makes me kind of take a step back and think, well,

1893
01:54:51,320 --> 01:54:53,240
Speaker 1: maybe that was a blessing. I know you might not

1894
01:54:53,280 --> 01:54:55,120
Speaker 1: see it that way, but if you walked away from

1895
01:54:55,160 --> 01:54:58,680
Speaker 1: it on skate, that's good. I mean, Danielle, do you

1896
01:54:58,720 --> 01:55:00,240
Speaker 1: ever get out of bed in the morning and then

1897
01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:02,240
Speaker 1: by noon you look up at the sky and go,

1898
01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:05,960
Speaker 1: why why is this happening to me? It's one thing

1899
01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:08,360
Speaker 1: after another, That's what it seems like. It's one thing

1900
01:55:08,480 --> 01:55:11,640
Speaker 1: after if those are the days where you go, Okay,

1901
01:55:12,040 --> 01:55:15,760
Speaker 1: I have to be very careful because I know what's coming,

1902
01:55:16,040 --> 01:55:19,640
Speaker 1: so I got to be very careful. It's just those days.

1903
01:55:19,720 --> 01:55:22,000
Speaker 1: We all have those, all right. So everyone love each

1904
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:24,040
Speaker 1: other and take care of yourselves and take care of others.

1905
01:55:24,120 --> 01:55:25,520
Speaker 1: Let's get into the three things we need to know

1906
01:55:25,640 --> 01:55:28,560
Speaker 1: from Gandhi. We're forty five minutes away from our bonus

1907
01:55:28,640 --> 01:55:32,000
Speaker 1: hour on Ze one or two, Philly. We're so excited.

1908
01:55:32,640 --> 01:55:35,240
Speaker 1: The big network is growing. We're up to two stations

1909
01:55:35,440 --> 01:55:39,720
Speaker 1: for like ten minutes. Gandhi, what's going on? All right?

1910
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:43,800
Speaker 1: The Office of Director of National Intelligence says COVID nineteen

1911
01:55:43,960 --> 01:55:47,400
Speaker 1: is not a man made or genetically modified coronavirus. In

1912
01:55:47,440 --> 01:55:50,959
Speaker 1: a statement released yesterday, top intelligence officials said the scientific

1913
01:55:51,040 --> 01:55:54,720
Speaker 1: consensus is that COVID nineteen is natural. However, they are

1914
01:55:54,760 --> 01:55:58,080
Speaker 1: still trying to determine if it started from an infected

1915
01:55:58,120 --> 01:56:00,560
Speaker 1: animal or possibly because of an act incident at a

1916
01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:04,120
Speaker 1: lab in China. Jet Blue started the trend. Three more

1917
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:06,880
Speaker 1: airlines are now telling passengers to cover their faces or

1918
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:10,680
Speaker 1: not get on the plane. American, Delta and Frontier are

1919
01:56:10,720 --> 01:56:13,800
Speaker 1: now making masks mandatory. Delta actually wants you to start

1920
01:56:13,840 --> 01:56:16,879
Speaker 1: wearing those masks in security lines, with the only exception

1921
01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:20,040
Speaker 1: being taking them off for in flight meals. That'll begin Monday.

1922
01:56:20,160 --> 01:56:24,520
Speaker 1: Frontiers policy begins May eighth, Americans rules take place May eleventh.

1923
01:56:24,920 --> 01:56:28,040
Speaker 1: And finally, if you are among those waiting for your

1924
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Speaker 1: Economic impact payment, the deadline is approaching for something, so

1925
01:56:31,840 --> 01:56:34,400
Speaker 1: listen up. If you didn't file taxes last year and

1926
01:56:34,560 --> 01:56:37,120
Speaker 1: you have kids under the age of seventeen, you're going

1927
01:56:37,200 --> 01:56:39,000
Speaker 1: to need to act fast to get your five hundred

1928
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Speaker 1: dollar payment per child. What you do is go to

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Speaker 1: IRS dot gov, enter your info into the non filer

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Speaker 1: tool by May fifth, which is Tuesday, to get that payment.

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Speaker 1: So don't miss out. And those are your three things.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, for everyone who's Texian saying in

1933
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Speaker 1: that accident, she was in and it was the guy's fault,

1934
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Speaker 1: so therefore she's getting her to doctorble back. You don't

1935
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Speaker 1: know her circumstances with her insurance policy, and we do,

1936
01:57:01,280 --> 01:57:03,920
Speaker 1: and she's she's not getting her deductible back. But thank

1937
01:57:03,960 --> 01:57:07,800
Speaker 1: you for your concern. I appreciate it because everyone knows

1938
01:57:07,920 --> 01:57:11,360
Speaker 1: everyone's everything. You know what I give. What I'm saying,

1939
01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:14,320
Speaker 1: thank you very much. We didn't get taken. We knew

1940
01:57:14,320 --> 01:57:16,960
Speaker 1: exactly what we're doing. They're calling us a bunch of chumps.

1941
01:57:19,560 --> 01:57:22,280
Speaker 1: You know what, we did the right thing. I feel

1942
01:57:22,320 --> 01:57:24,440
Speaker 1: good about what we did, and we know that we're good.

1943
01:57:24,760 --> 01:57:27,160
Speaker 1: Let's take a break. Your phone tap and I'm gonna

1944
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:33,320
Speaker 1: walk my dog coming up the show. Hey guys, it's froggy.

1945
01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:35,160
Speaker 1: We all know bedtime can be a battle for both

1946
01:57:35,240 --> 01:57:37,600
Speaker 1: you and your kids. For instance, my son used to

1947
01:57:37,600 --> 01:57:40,760
Speaker 1: struggle to fall asleep. Well, fortunately we discovered Vic's Pears,

1948
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Speaker 1: The's Kids, Melotone and gummies to help them fall asleep naturally,

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Speaker 1: Fine Pears's Kids in stores near you, Elvis, Elvis durand

1950
01:57:50,040 --> 01:57:52,920
Speaker 1: Elvis durand phone tap. Throughout the years, we've given you

1951
01:57:53,040 --> 01:57:56,000
Speaker 1: some clever phone taps. Not all of them are all

1952
01:57:56,040 --> 01:57:58,520
Speaker 1: about calling someone and pretending you're someone else and making

1953
01:57:58,560 --> 01:58:03,040
Speaker 1: them mad. Sometimes we get a little creative or translation,

1954
01:58:03,880 --> 01:58:08,000
Speaker 1: we prank call people with techniques we used as children. Today,

1955
01:58:08,080 --> 01:58:11,160
Speaker 1: we'll see how that continues to be successful. Garrett is here. Hey, Garrett,

1956
01:58:11,200 --> 01:58:13,080
Speaker 1: what's your phone tap all about? Well? Tammy wants to

1957
01:58:13,120 --> 01:58:16,040
Speaker 1: phone tap her mom Roxy, He who is super gullible

1958
01:58:16,120 --> 01:58:18,040
Speaker 1: by the way, So I decided it'll be fun to

1959
01:58:18,080 --> 01:58:20,760
Speaker 1: call up Roxy and record her voice based off a

1960
01:58:20,840 --> 01:58:23,520
Speaker 1: conversation I had, and then call Roxy back and make

1961
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:27,760
Speaker 1: her have a conversation with herself. Yeah, if you called you,

1962
01:58:27,960 --> 01:58:30,760
Speaker 1: would you know it was you calling you. Let's see

1963
01:58:30,760 --> 01:58:32,520
Speaker 1: what Roxy does. Thank you, Garrett. Let's see what it's

1964
01:58:32,600 --> 01:58:38,920
Speaker 1: all about. Today's phone tap? Hello? Excuse me? Hello? Hello?

1965
01:58:39,960 --> 01:58:42,840
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Hey, guess I can hear you?

1966
01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:49,240
Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Roxy? Who's this? This is Thomas?

1967
01:58:51,400 --> 01:58:55,080
Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Can you hear me? Yeah?

1968
01:58:55,160 --> 01:58:57,680
Speaker 1: I can hear you. Can you hear me? I think

1969
01:58:57,680 --> 01:59:00,880
Speaker 1: we're breaking up? No? I can here. You're just fine.

1970
01:59:01,640 --> 01:59:07,680
Speaker 1: Are you looking for Tammy? Is this Droolf? No? No, no,

1971
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:16,200
Speaker 1: you've got the wrong number. Sorry. Hello, Hi, Yes, I'm

1972
01:59:16,240 --> 01:59:19,760
Speaker 1: looking for Chris. Yeah, I just told you you have

1973
01:59:19,880 --> 01:59:24,320
Speaker 1: the wrong number. Will Is Chris there. No, I told

1974
01:59:24,360 --> 01:59:34,560
Speaker 1: you you have the wrong number. Hello, Hello, Hello, who's this?

1975
01:59:35,160 --> 01:59:40,800
Speaker 1: This is Roxy? Who's this? Uh? This is Roxy? Who's this?

1976
01:59:42,320 --> 01:59:49,360
Speaker 1: Who are you looking for? You called me? What can

1977
01:59:49,440 --> 01:59:52,320
Speaker 1: I do for you? You can't do anything for me?

1978
01:59:53,080 --> 01:59:58,720
Speaker 1: You called me? Who's this? Oh my god? Who is this?

1979
01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:02,760
Speaker 1: What do you want? Are you looking for Tammy? Oh

1980
02:00:03,160 --> 02:00:06,640
Speaker 1: my god? What is this? Crazy people day? What the hell?

1981
02:00:06,960 --> 02:00:11,640
Speaker 1: This is Roxy? Who's this? Oh my god? We're gonna

1982
02:00:11,640 --> 02:00:19,760
Speaker 1: do this again? This is Roxy? Can you hear me? What? Hello?

1983
02:00:21,200 --> 02:00:26,120
Speaker 1: This is Roxy? Who's got again? Now? I'm Roxy? Who

1984
02:00:26,240 --> 02:00:28,640
Speaker 1: the heck is this? What can I do for you?

1985
02:00:29,400 --> 02:00:32,080
Speaker 1: You called me? What the hell do you want? You

1986
02:00:32,200 --> 02:00:35,800
Speaker 1: have the wrong number? Oh listen, you got the wrong number.

1987
02:00:36,000 --> 02:00:38,800
Speaker 1: Stop calling me. I just told you you have the

1988
02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:43,000
Speaker 1: wrong number. Stop calling me. Are you looking for Tammy?

1989
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna report you. I'm not looking for Timmy and

1990
02:00:45,880 --> 02:00:48,840
Speaker 1: Lotton looking for anybody. Leave me the hell alone. She's

1991
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Speaker 1: not here right now. You're not here right now. Leave

1992
02:00:51,440 --> 02:00:59,160
Speaker 1: me the hell alone. Hello? What can I do for you?

1993
02:00:59,600 --> 02:01:02,560
Speaker 1: What I just tell you? Stop calling me? What can

1994
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:08,040
Speaker 1: you do for nations? Roxy? Who's this? Oh my god? Roxley?

1995
02:01:08,440 --> 02:01:11,720
Speaker 1: I just told you. You have the wrong number. You've

1996
02:01:11,760 --> 02:01:15,440
Speaker 1: got the wrong number. No, I told you you have

1997
02:01:15,760 --> 02:01:19,080
Speaker 1: the wrong number. You know what? Hang up because I'm

1998
02:01:19,080 --> 02:01:22,160
Speaker 1: going to call the police on you. This is ridiculous. Roxy.

1999
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:28,560
Speaker 1: Who's this? No? I'm Roxy? Hello? Well what are you?

2000
02:01:28,760 --> 02:01:31,720
Speaker 1: Some kind? I'm wrong? Do you not understanding English? Stop

2001
02:01:32,120 --> 02:01:35,960
Speaker 1: calling me? No? No, You've got the wrong number. Sorry, listen,

2002
02:01:36,240 --> 02:01:40,120
Speaker 1: how do you call anybody? You called me? Hey? Roxy?

2003
02:01:41,560 --> 02:01:45,280
Speaker 1: Oh is this now? Well? Roxy, my name's Garth from

2004
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Speaker 1: Elvester In and the Morning Show. And along with your

2005
02:01:48,800 --> 02:01:54,800
Speaker 1: daughter Tammy, we tapped you. Why are you sting me? Well,

2006
02:01:54,960 --> 02:01:59,600
Speaker 1: you just phone tapped yourself. I'm gonna kill you both. Tammy,

2007
02:01:59,640 --> 02:02:03,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go kick your ass. Mmy, I'm gonna kill you.

2008
02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:10,400
Speaker 1: Is this is Roxy? Who's this very funny? I'm very

2009
02:02:10,440 --> 02:02:17,200
Speaker 1: hard to chow somebody? This phon tap was prerecorded. We

2010
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Speaker 1: permission granted by all party spaces. Duran fell tabs Duran

2011
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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the

2012
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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well there you go. We have completed this week.

2013
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Speaker 1: I wish I could say we did it with ease

2014
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Speaker 1: and we did it with no problems, But I don't know.

2015
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Speaker 1: I happen to love the pandemics today. We are coming

2016
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Speaker 1: back to you next on Z one hundred, New York.

2017
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Speaker 1: You can listen to us on the iHeartRadio app if

2018
02:02:47,160 --> 02:02:49,200
Speaker 1: you want. Governor Murphy from New Jersey will be on

2019
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Speaker 1: with us. Froggy's drilling his chair in a new chair

2020
02:02:52,760 --> 02:02:58,600
Speaker 1: for his offer. Sorry, that's nice, my chair broke. I

2021
02:02:58,680 --> 02:03:01,240
Speaker 1: gotta fix it. So we'll see you on the on

2022
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Speaker 1: the on the Bonus Hour coming up next. If not,

2023
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Speaker 1: we'll see you next Monday. Till then say peace out. Everybody,

2024
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Speaker 1: not yet not yet out is coming next. This isn't

2025
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Speaker 1: the goodbye one. Okay, we're gonna come by. Okay, we're

2026
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Speaker 1: gonna take a break, but we're gonna come back next

2027
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Speaker 1: and say goodbye. Oh my goodness, I can't believe I

2028
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Speaker 1: were talking to you. Guys. Well, it's an honor to

2029
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Speaker 1: have you. Here. Is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

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