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Speaker 1: My boyfriend proposed at my sister's wedding. I dumped him

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Speaker 1: and apologized with fifteen thousand dollars, But now she wants

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Speaker 1: to ruin my wedding. Am I the a hole? We

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Speaker 1: go blind for content on the show, all right, we

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Speaker 1: go blind so you can go blind, that's right, so

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Speaker 1: you can see this incredible content. We want. The last

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Speaker 1: all right. Me also eating, I'm thinking about it anything yeah,

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Speaker 1: by the way, so we're gonna start things off a

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Speaker 1: little differently. While Sam has a mouthful of burger, I

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Speaker 1: think you have a story to tell us, a quick story.

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Speaker 1: It's not even a good story, not even a good one,

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Speaker 1: but it's a story. Okay, let's hit it.

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Speaker 2: So my girlfriend broke up with me after I broke

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Speaker 2: up with her nice Essentially what happened is I broke

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Speaker 2: up with her and then and then like we didn't

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Speaker 2: talk for like a week, and then we saw each

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Speaker 2: other because we live like four blocks away from each other,

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Speaker 2: and we both have the same run in the morning,

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Speaker 2: so we integrated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, we ran.

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Speaker 2: Into each other and and then you know, one thing

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Speaker 2: leads to another, shaking hands still hooking up yep, right,

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Speaker 2: And then that goes on for like a month, and

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Speaker 2: then two days ago she's like I can't be doing

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Speaker 1: And so.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm like I'm like channeling my my my high

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Speaker 2: would go like, I like any girl that I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I would go up.

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Speaker 2: And and like, hey, Hello, how's it going. I remember

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Speaker 2: there's just one girl I wanted a couple of dates

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Speaker 2: with where she was like kickboxing in this kickboxing studio,

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Speaker 2: like oh, she's cute, And so I knocked on the window, like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I like your kickbox.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were in the kickbox I saw.

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Speaker 2: I was in the car. I was in the I

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Speaker 2: was driving with some friends going to the beaches. Is

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Speaker 2: in high school, and then I saw this girl kickboxing

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Speaker 2: and she was like like there was a big plant,

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Speaker 2: like like window stick boxing Like damn, She's.

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Speaker 1: Like really she could kick my ass, kick kick me

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Speaker 1: all you on?

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Speaker 2: And so I went up to the glass and then

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Speaker 2: she came outside and we started talking that I got.

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Speaker 1: Her number credits.

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Speaker 2: And uh yeah, I'm like I want to channel high

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Speaker 2: school Sam. And so we went surfing a few days

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Speaker 2: ago and uh, and there was like this girl in

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Speaker 1: Got going on with and I'm like, oh, she's kind

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Speaker 1: of cute. But I didn't do anything, you know.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to surf, right, So I'm surfing, catches some

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Speaker 2: gnarly waves and then and she is like right next

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Speaker 2: and she's wet right right or if this.

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Speaker 1: Is all it takes a gentleman, that's what we call

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Speaker 2: And so I'm like, I'm going to catch this wave

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Speaker 2: right right next to her feet.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I start paddling on the wave. I'm on the wave.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful, Like the wave correctes me. It's like it's

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Speaker 2: like it's literally the universe is pushing me towards this

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Speaker 2: The tip of the board is like three inches from

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Speaker 2: her feet. I dismount, I land and I'm like, you're

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Speaker 2: very close to the water. Great opener A big wave

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Speaker 2: by by get you wet. Yeah, that's what I said. Please,

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Speaker 2: this was this was like a porto. It would have

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Speaker 2: to live dangerously and something like that.

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Speaker 1: It was cute. It's cute. And then we sat down.

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Speaker 2: She's likely, you know, like I saw you surfing, like

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Speaker 2: I've never really been serving before, but I've always wanted

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Speaker 1: I'm a great surf instructor. Let me teach you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a question. So this is the point where

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Speaker 2: I asked her for Instagram. But I'm like, is it.

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Speaker 2: My roommates kind of chastised me for it. They're like,

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Speaker 2: And so my question is is it better to get

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Speaker 2: someone's Instagram or to get someone's number.

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Speaker 1: I actually feel like, I mean, I think either way

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Speaker 2: All right, Let's like, let's say I d M this person.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't respond right, right, but then you know, feel myself.

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Speaker 2: One day surfing, I put a surf pick on my story.

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Speaker 2: She's like, oh man, that's a good point, surf guy.

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Speaker 2: Let me let me let me like send him a

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Speaker 1: Reply. That's I never even considered that. I think. I

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Speaker 1: think that's what you call passive income. Yeah, exactly, passive

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Speaker 1: passive booty, passive booty. I want to create a seminar

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to do some p B and jave, you know,

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Speaker 2: talk about some passive booty and jump Jamon Jamon, Yeah, a.

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Speaker 1: Pass what's the difference between jelly and jo? Can't chilly

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Speaker 1: this wave to ye see censored welcome guys. Hell Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I I messaged her and she replied. She actually replied

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Speaker 1: Dude, there we go. So now she's going to see

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Speaker 2: I don't think she's definitely gonna gonna that would be funny,

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Speaker 2: that would be that would be interesting.

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Speaker 1: We did have someone shooting their shot at you on

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Speaker 1: our most recent she literally commented, Sam, this comment is

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Speaker 1: me shooting my shot. Sam. I'm single and I'm Ready's right,

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Speaker 1: So everyone who wants to shoot their shot comment below.

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Speaker 2: Every single person shoot your shot. I I want I

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Speaker 2: want the cheesiest pickup lines. Yes, I only accept cheese,

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Speaker 2: much like this double double from In and Out, Much

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Speaker 2: like this double double from In and Out with extra cheese.

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Speaker 2: I will only.

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Speaker 1: Take cheese, please, I want the pickup lines like do

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Speaker 1: you like uh? What was it? Do you like tapes? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Cold on, let me get it right. I'm getting ready

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Speaker 1: to get I'm getting ready to get picked out. All right?

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Speaker 1: Do you like tapes and CDs? Uh? Yes? Sometimes? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do sometimes because then I'll take tape my nuts

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Speaker 1: so you can see these nuts. I fucked it up.

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Speaker 1: I just saw it. It was a tender conversation and

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Speaker 1: do you like tape and CDs? Hers was different, I

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Speaker 1: can't remember hers, but he responded like okay, haha, but

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Speaker 1: she's like, well, no, I'm not sixty. And he was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I can tape this dick to your face so you

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Speaker 1: can see these nuts. And then she was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, marry me. You know, if it works, it works.

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Speaker 1: If it works, it works, it works.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would do that, like in

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I do think I do. I do like the

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Speaker 1: the random conversations because like I think probably a lot

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Speaker 1: the sense that like when you go up to someone,

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Speaker 2: It's it's simple, but all right, so there there is

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Speaker 2: very there's there was a distinct line between going up

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Speaker 2: have I'm not even gonna say friend, an acquaintance. An

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Speaker 2: I just talked to this girl. We're coming back and

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Speaker 2: then like like one of my other roomates like, oh,

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Speaker 2: like that girl's cute, right, and and we were making

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Speaker 2: this joke where like like Brandon would just be like hello,

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Speaker 2: like oho, it is just making that jokersho to all

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Speaker 2: like like like the the most egregious cat calling maneuver ever.

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Speaker 1: And we're literally like, bro, you can't do it, Like

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Speaker 2: In the car, I was in the car with this

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Speaker 2: oh to get her attention, And I'm like, you cannot

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Speaker 2: I mean it's it's just like disrespectful, right.

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Speaker 1: like if you and there's there's definitely a great area.

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Speaker 1: But if I think you go up and you're like,

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Speaker 1: the conk is rude. Honks the honk is too much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like what yeah, it was just and I

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you one quick quip and then we'll we'll

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Speaker 1: get to the story. I was in North Hollywood with

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Speaker 1: I mean starts shrieking. I mean I think like his

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Speaker 1: A girl like just pulls her top off, no bra

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Speaker 1: on the street for fun. Who knows what her motive was,

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Speaker 1: We don't. I love yeah, And he was literally just shrieking,

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Speaker 1: you okay? Are you are you?

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Speaker 2: Like He's like, so I did take that kid to

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Speaker 2: take your up and he's gonna oh he would he

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Speaker 2: lose his mind. He would literally crazy, he would lose

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Speaker 2: Because of Europe, everyone's everyone's topless. You know, it's only

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Speaker 2: as American Puritan tanical botanicals.

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Speaker 1: They're covering our genitalias, our sweet gardens of Eden genitals.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? What are you doing? Make it

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Speaker 1: through the streets. My boyfriend proposed at my sister's wedding.

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Speaker 1: I dumped him and apologized with fifteen thousand dollars. But

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Speaker 1: now she wants to ruin my wedding.

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Speaker 2: Am I The a hole is like fifteen thousand dollars,

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Speaker 2: like the douchebag tacks like if you ruin someone's wedding,

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Speaker 2: you gotta pay fifteen K.

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Speaker 1: I think it is. I think the price. Why didn't

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Speaker 1: she pay thirty K? That's the real question? True? True?

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Speaker 1: paid for the entire wedding. Wow.

434
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 2: Wow, Maybe maybe the sister told the boyfriend two pro

435
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 2: knowing that OP would pay.

436
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 1: That is what That is a good theory. That is, dude, interesting. Interesting.

437
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about that more when when the

438
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: story's over. That's an interesting theory. Now. I felt so

439
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: bad that up, and it was a little much, I know,

440
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 1: but when you have your entire family against you, you'll

441
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 1: do anything for things to just go back to normal. Yeah,

442
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: fifteen K.

443
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 2: I guess so I could throw another wedding with that money.

444
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: Let's do it again, everybody, this time in a cave

445
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: behind the waterfalls. Now it took a to now, it

446
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: took a couple months, but our bond did come back,

447
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: and I ended up meeting my own new fiance Dan.

448
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 1: The fiances be dropping out of the state, just like

449
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: going to the store, picking up a fiance here, picking

450
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,959
Speaker 1: up a fiance there, just getting married over here, just

451
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: engaging over here, like what's going on? You know?

452
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: You know, maybe maybe they do follow this guy. Maybe

453
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 2: maybe this this random surfing lady, Maybe she's my next fiance.

454
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and then and then we'll be on this show. Yeah,

455
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:32,439
Speaker 1: you know, Live from the Cave. Okop co host Samuel

456
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: Donner gets married. Everything is content. What's what's the what's

457
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:45,959
Speaker 1: the person that marries the people? The officiant? You're the officiant, dude,

458
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: I am so going to be efficient. I am so going. Uh.

459
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: My friend actually when he was like eighteen years old,

460
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: uh went on like you know, becoming officiant twenty four

461
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: hours dot com and legally officiated his sister's wedding. Isn't

462
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: that easy. It's got in twenty four hours or your

463
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: money back. Okay, jeez, it must be you know. Actually,

464
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: you know what would be really fun is getting efficient

465
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: licenses ourselves and then doing that as like on Pool

466
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: Boys or something.

467
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 2: What if what if you know, like Australia from the

468
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 2: Pool Boys episode, like it's her fiance, well know because

469
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 2: someone said someone said on Patreon They're like, hey, like

470
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 2: could you shout out it's like my fiance?

471
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

472
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 2: I wonder I wonder if anyone would like because like

473
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 2: like my dad's uh like receptionist or something like watches

474
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 2: us with her husband. Yeah, like what if it's like

475
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 2: what if like we're the show for It's like some couple,

476
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 2: what if we do do duel officiate their wedding?

477
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: Well, first it has to start off with we record

478
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: an episode that is that is like like you know,

479
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: Bob gets down on one knee and asks something of Mary.

480
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, babe, I want to show you this

481
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: funny TikTok and then she sees it and then she proposes,

482
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: and then we dual officiate the wedding. Whoa, whoa that

483
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: would be that would be the move. Schultz had someone

484
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: proposed at one of his shows and he helped really

485
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: orchestrate it. Yeah, he caught you know how you know,

486
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 1: they'll like, you know, do crowd work and like call

487
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 1: random people. So he called them both up to the

488
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: stage and he was like roasting them at first, and

489
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: then he and then they proposed on stage. It was wild.

490
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: That's so sick. It was super cool. We got to

491
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: do that. We definitely will do that in the future.

492
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, like once he's starting Pool Boys more like, you know, hey,

493
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 2: if anyone wants to get married by us.

494
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, please let us know. Drop a commin below it

495
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: just show us the ring though, yes, yeah, yeah, we

496
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 1: need to receive we need to receive new proof. Now.

497
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: Our wedding is in a couple of weeks and my

498
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: sister has been making jokes about announcing her pregnancy at

499
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 1: my wedding. Jokes, you know, just the casual. You know,

500
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make a life changing announcement at your wedding.

501
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 1: No big deal, still a spotway, who goes? Who goes?

502
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: It's a prank. It's a prank, Bros. It's a frank

503
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: bro not a prank that I want to be part of. No.

504
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: At first, the jokes were funny and I thought they

505
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: had no real threat behind them. But after today, it

506
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: was pretty clear she was actually not joking. No, she

507
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. She wouldn't do that. Would she would?

508
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: She would she? My mom called me telling me that

509
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 1: my sister said that she was in fact going to

510
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: announce that she was pregnant during this speech is part

511
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: of our wedding and to get back to get back

512
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: at me for what I did during hers.

513
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: That's so shitty. Also, it's like the mom like pitting

514
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: them against each other.

515
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe maybe this is something is like

516
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: like during the divorce, one person was like picked one

517
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: or the other, like like like op didn't pick the mom,

518
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: and now the mom is just like sicking her on

519
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: her or something like that. It's rude. I could see

520
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: that happening. I texted my sister saying that it was

521
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: completely unfair to not just me, but especially to my fiance,

522
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: and neither of us works a blame for what my

523
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: ex did. She will not, I mean, yeah right, they're

524
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: not responsible, like she didn't know. How are you gonna

525
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: punish someone for something someone didn't do? Truly? Now, she

526
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: she won't hear me out, and I told her if

527
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: she won't drop it, then she won't be allowed at

528
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: my wedding.

529
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: Okay, that I mean, that's that's that's a brice. That's

530
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 2: a response, bro, you want my approval? How about your

531
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: band from the wedding?

532
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: Wow? I guess she's been crying to all of our

533
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: other brothers saying I'm a bitch and a crappy sister

534
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: for not only ruin her wedding, but not letting her

535
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: get a tiny bit of revenge, just just a easy

536
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: little bit like why.

537
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: Why why does she want to get? Like why why

538
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 2: does she need revenge? Like an accident?

539
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 3: Bro?

540
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: The brothers like what why do you want her to

541
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: like get some sort of revenge, Like can't you just

542
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: allow her to enjoy like her life, let her enjoy

543
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: her day. I don't understand. Also, like it sounds like

544
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: they all know that she paid for half the wedding. Yeah,

545
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? Like the it's been

546
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's been settled. Yeah, like the debt has

547
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: been paid. If you pay me fifteen you can you

548
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: can you can ship on the floor of my wedding.

549
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I'll take your fifteen. K don't try

550
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: me on that now, I get it. Touch me at

551
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: John's Web's wedding, just squatting, just just freaking clenching his cheeks.

552
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,719
Speaker 1: Just give you that stack, Give me that stack. I

553
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: was more I was more talking, Oh give me this, Doug, dude.

554
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna be squatted just with like

555
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 2: waving this being like John, you said, you said I

556
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 2: bought I bought the cash and the ash.

557
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: See I was I was more so worried about, uh

558
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: the listen like like thirty random strangers like saving this

559
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: and then like plotting ten years to find my wedding,

560
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: find the location and just like like the Minions movie

561
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: like they all show up in suits and then they

562
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: just start squatting and shitting everywhere. Although I would be filthy,

563
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: filthy rich if they did that. Actually, second wedding, everyone

564
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: who's listening right now, shit it my wedding. Follow me,

565
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: save the date, shit on my wedding and give me

566
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: fifteen if you give me fifteen thousand, is this is

567
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars, it's ten thousand, ten thousand, yeah, except

568
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: it as fifteen now, so more than this, yeah, more

569
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: than that your cheap skates. Yeah, come on, we know,

570
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: we know what, we know what fifteen thousand dollars right now.

571
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: I get it. It must be hard to have that

572
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: happen at your wedding, But how should it be my fault?

573
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: I didn't tell him to do that, and now my

574
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: fiance in my in my now fiance definitely didn't either.

575
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: That would be that would be that's another good conspiracy. Though.

576
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: The now fiance was like trying to get with op

577
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: So he's like, hey, bro, like you should totally propose

578
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: to her, knowing that she would break up with him

579
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: if he if he pulled that.

580
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like the now fiance like a like

581
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 2: a friend or of a friend or something.

582
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: It's a triples It's like a triple you know, like

583
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: a triple spy or whatever. Like the sister was working

584
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: with the new fiance to get the fifteen K, and

585
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: the new fiance was doing it because he wanted to

586
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: get op m damn, bro it goes deep, It goes deep,

587
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: It goes so deep. This is this is like, uh,

588
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: what's what's the title of this movie? Argo? Argo? Fuck yourself?

589
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: From nice? Have you seen Argo Argo? I don't think

590
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: I have Argo, I think, but not Argo. Argo. Is

591
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: is basically like how they made a fake movie to

592
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: infiltrate her on that's like getting people. Yeah, smartty sick,

593
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: pretty smart. My dad and brothers said I was being

594
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: petty and that it was only fair that it was

595
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: only fair that I let her do it considering what

596
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: happened to hers.

597
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, how how is oh P being petty? I

598
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: feel like the petty one is the sister the pettiness.

599
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 2: What do we what can we do?

600
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: Man? These people on are addit. It's ridiculous. They truly

601
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: like they never they always surprised me.

602
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 2: I can't imagine how like like, because there's there's always

603
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: these stories where it's like the one o pe the

604
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: person writing the post is obviously not at fault, but

605
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 2: for some reason, their entire families as he gets them,

606
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 2: like there's some information who are missing here?

607
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: That's there's probably certain Yeah, you're right, there's probably a

608
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: lot of certain families that are just like fu. But

609
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: it is. But it is like every story in the whole.

610
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you're in prison and it's

611
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: like I'm innocent. It's like, yeah, that's what everybody says.

612
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly exactly where were the Reddit version and

613
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 2: it was like, Oh, your family is all against you

614
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 2: and you're the only one telling the truth.

615
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: That's what. Of course, now my fiance is on my side.

616
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: One would hope you get married to him for gosh

617
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: darn's sake. Uh. And he thinks it's best that I

618
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: don't let her come, or at least not let her

619
00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: come to the reception. Man. I know it might seem

620
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: a bit unfair to not let her get back at me,

621
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: But I didn't pay.

622
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 2: She paid the fifteen thousand dollars douchebag tax like she

623
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: paid her dudes.

624
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: She did, yeah, she says, but I didn't pay the

625
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars in penny money just for her to

626
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: try and ruin my own wedding gears later.

627
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 2: Okay, well y ah, this is the real way to

628
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: end it all. Yeah, if she announces that she has

629
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 2: to pay fifteen thousand dollars thirty, we.

630
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: Need to We need because because then she's just had

631
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: net zero, right, like, we need retribution over here. We

632
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: are both adults, and at this point, I think I

633
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: could be being over dramatic. Jesu O. People believe in

634
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: yourself a little bits.

635
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 2: That's gracious your other sister's crediting the drama.

636
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: A pregnancy announcement and a proposal are two very different things.

637
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: But I won't lie when I say it would. But

638
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: I won't lie and say it wouldn't hurt my feeling

639
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: if she did do that to me. Okay, I mean,

640
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: we have the perfect solution here already. It's have your

641
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: sister say, all right, you can announce, but you have

642
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: to pay me fifteen thousand dollars beforehand. Fifty fifty yeah, fifty, sorry,

643
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: fifty thousand. Excuse you, excuse you. We're gonna prices have

644
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: gone up, I mean inflation number one. I'm sure. The

645
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: bridle place is through the roof the production yeah, whatever,

646
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: the supply chain, whatever the supply chain.

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Speaker 2: Like there was there there was a wedding inflex because

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Speaker 2: everyone was holding off getting weddings. So weddings are more expensive.

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Speaker 2: More people like the DJs are in higher demand.

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Speaker 1: The price goes up. I'm sorry, ice goes up. Can't

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Speaker 1: stop it. Bam bam,