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Speaker 1: Podcast starts. Now, Wow, what's up everyone? You're listening to

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Speaker 1: Stradio Lab in New York City, the last of a

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Speaker 1: string of gorgeous recording.

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Speaker 2: String of gorgeous recordings. I mean, I'm sorry, but it's like,

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Speaker 2: who else is doing Julio Torres, Adam Friedlin money Exchange?

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Speaker 2: I would like to know? No, I just want to know,

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Speaker 2: literally curious, because I'm not I've listened to these other girls.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not pritty.

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard of anyone doing it like we are.

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Speaker 2: I'm open to write in suggestions.

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Speaker 1: This is an amazing thing you're doing. Do you think

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Speaker 1: we need to start a beef?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Well, I think we need to do something as

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Speaker 2: answer to your question, because the stocks are tumbling. Stock

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Speaker 2: are tumbling, bocks are tumbling, and they've never been lower.

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Speaker 2: This is sort of like when everyone bought games stop

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Speaker 2: and then sold.

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Speaker 1: It, you know how, like in the fifties or whatever,

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Speaker 1: like and maybe even now, like a publicist would be like, hey, like,

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Speaker 1: so so you are actually gonna date this actress because

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Speaker 1: you both have movies coming out, and like just do

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Speaker 1: it for a year and like then you're like it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be It's gonna help everybody. I think we need

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Speaker 1: agents for beefs. We need to be like I want

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Speaker 1: to set up a beef with another podcast that is

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Speaker 1: like gonna be mutually beneficial and like just for a year,

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Speaker 1: like so you guys can like post how much you

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Speaker 1: hate them, they'll post how much I hate you, and

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Speaker 1: both of you will become wildly successful from it. I'm what, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I have an amazing question for our guests, but we

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Speaker 1: can't bring her in yet. I have an amazing question. Fuck, okay,

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Speaker 1: can we bring her in? Yeah, please art to the

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Speaker 1: podcast to exchange. I just had a genius thought. Unfortunately, Yes, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: sometimes you can't choose when you have a genius thought.

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Speaker 3: It strikes you on the on the toilet a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to the bathroom right now.

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Speaker 1: When Okay, So when drag race girls fight, uh huh

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Speaker 1: do you ever think like this is gonna be mutually beneficial? Like,

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Speaker 1: are you ever like I gotta get to talk the

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Speaker 1: girls talking about me, so I'm gonna start a fight?

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't think so, because I think drag

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Speaker 4: queens are so narcissistic and self and self centered. They

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Speaker 4: think that they are the one they think that I

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Speaker 4: don't need to start no beef with no bitch because

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Speaker 4: I am that girl. I was like, you're not went

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Speaker 4: home third and you're not that girl, you know, So

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Speaker 4: I don't think they intentionally start them. Also, the drag

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Speaker 4: race fans take it so seriously sure that when girls fight,

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Speaker 4: they're like, oh and like it's like literally like name

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Speaker 4: calling on on Twitter and they're like, I can't believe

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Speaker 4: the fandom X like this, and they get they get

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Speaker 4: so up and on, they get so but heard of

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Speaker 4: when girls have little tists back and forth like Willem

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Speaker 4: and Mistress Isabelle Brooks, that whole thing. Even how Mistress

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Speaker 4: got on on the show, people were so the fans

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Speaker 4: are so up in arms, like she is such a conniving,

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Speaker 4: nasty troll. I can't believe she would treat and talk

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Speaker 4: to me like girl, it's fucking tell oh it's kind

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Speaker 4: of cursed. Yeah, it's fucking television, like please. So yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't think the defans.

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Speaker 2: Will be well because then if you don't do that,

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Speaker 2: then you're accused of being boring and not having a personality.

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Speaker 2: So like you gotta like pick one thing like this

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Speaker 2: to me is like goal.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dragons friends are Goldilocks. Like they just it's

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Speaker 4: too mean, it's too nice, it's too hot. They cannot

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Speaker 4: find a happy medium besides just enjoying television, and let

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Speaker 4: it be television.

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Speaker 1: It's insane. It is insane. I think going forward, maybe

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Speaker 1: there should be some deals made before you start.

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Speaker 3: Oh for sure. I mean I am petitioning.

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Speaker 4: I am actively Maybe I just got a what was

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Speaker 4: the thing when you walk around people and make people

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Speaker 4: a petition?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want there to be a physical fight on

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Speaker 3: drag Race. I am waiting. I want it to be

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Speaker 3: the drag Race Bad Girls Club.

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Speaker 4: I want someone to hit take a steaming machine and

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Speaker 4: hit someone and is becoming physical fan.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I would love it so amazing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we do just need sort of like like

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Speaker 1: RuPaul's deathmatch, Like we do need like a sort of

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Speaker 1: like boxing night or something. It would be so fun.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it would be amazing if there was Like

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Speaker 2: they were in the work room, everyone's having like a fight,

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Speaker 2: like a verbal fight. People are reading one another and

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Speaker 2: then suddenly one of them is like and then just

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Speaker 2: could you imagine it?

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Speaker 4: I mean they, I mean, they keep on losing the

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Speaker 4: Emmy y'all give the girls alcohol during the day and

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Speaker 4: and get get us a physical fight on drag Race,

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Speaker 4: and we, as the as loyal fans of the show,

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Speaker 4: will pressure our voting people on the Academy to give

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Speaker 4: drag Race another Emmy game.

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Speaker 2: I want to see Hormona Lisa literally slapping someone across

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Speaker 2: the face and then tripping them so they fall on

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Speaker 1: God, I want it so bad.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Like, honestly, the last season, when Lexi came back from

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Speaker 4: outside and she realized her garment had been great painting, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I thought like because I was in the pitstock watching

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Speaker 4: it and the the producers were like, this episode get

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Speaker 4: gets really wild. I'm like, how wild. They're like, girl,

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Speaker 4: really wild. I was like, we're gonna see a fight.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, it's gonna be a fight. They're like,

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Speaker 4: girls just watched. So when I saw her come back

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Speaker 4: in the steam that was coming out of her ears,

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, Oh, she's gonna hit her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Of course it didn't happen, but like I was praying, praying, well.

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Speaker 2: You do raise an interesting point with the alcohol, because

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Speaker 2: something people forget about, like the Real Housewives, is that

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Speaker 2: they're all black drunk. Hello, and everything that's happening and

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Speaker 2: is a testament to how great of a show drag races.

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Speaker 2: They're all sober, so everything you're seeing, they're not even

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Speaker 2: they haven't even had like one Martine. Yeah, you're right,

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Speaker 2: you're right.

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Speaker 4: When it does get close, it is because they're in

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Speaker 4: untucked where you get drinks. But what you don't know

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Speaker 4: is that they limit your your your drinking and how

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Speaker 4: many you get too. Oh, that's started exactly. And I'm

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Speaker 4: a tank girl. It takes me at least at least

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Speaker 4: six of BLOCKA sodas to feel something.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean they're on an empty stomach.

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Speaker 4: I have to hope this is true because you aren't

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Speaker 4: on an empty stomach. But still it's still and I

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Speaker 4: feel like they to woter it down. Although RuPaul had

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Speaker 4: that he has those House of Love cocktails, the Tangerine

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Speaker 4: Margarita to roof Als, House of Love Tandy Margareels will

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Speaker 4: get you right.

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah, they they did.

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Speaker 4: Something with the with the with the measurements and the

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Speaker 1: I really got it. Got to get you sucked up.

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Speaker 1: It's great. Well, that's amazing to know y'all.

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Speaker 2: Want to podcast beef.

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Speaker 4: I mean, please be for sippling rivalry, so who can

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Speaker 2: I know, Oh my god, I would love to beef

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Speaker 2: with you. Yeah, I mean, but you would win. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: but it's like we need class in our in our class,

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Speaker 2: because I do feel like we can't really be going

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Speaker 2: Like it's like, I'll beef with Harmona, although I just

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Speaker 2: want to take ingrats to her. I think she either

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Speaker 2: got engaged both both yeah okay, literally who's doing it right?

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Speaker 3: And like her like cute little fiance.

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Speaker 2: The reason they keep mentioning her is because I love her,

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Speaker 2: Like it's not of course, I know a little point

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Speaker 2: and every time I want to say I love her

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Speaker 2: and I want to be in a beef with her,

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Speaker 2: like I think she and I are like.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like when you have a crush on someone,

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Speaker 1: so you're like yeah, yeah, and I just love I

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Speaker 1: love how like domestic and normal she is. I know,

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Speaker 1: she was just like really random.

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Speaker 4: She's just like home baking cookie, yes, you know with

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Speaker 4: her fiance, like it's very tad wife vibes. Yeah, Hormona

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Speaker 4: Lisa is the narri Smith of drag Race.

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Speaker 2: Yes, literally, she's running the PTA like like.

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Speaker 1: The arm one hundred. Yeah. Yeah, I like her a lot.

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Speaker 2: So, but I think we can maybe be in a

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Speaker 2: feud with someone even like more serious like the Daily

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Speaker 2: Terry Gross, Terry Gross. I would love Reclined. I would

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Speaker 2: love to be in a feud with that Recline. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, as Recline is like a political commentator, Okay,

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Speaker 2: he recently came under fire because he's like.

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Speaker 1: The Hormona Lisa of The New York Times.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but way more, way more successful. Though, It's like,

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Speaker 2: what if it's like, get this, what if Hormona one? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine a world like that? And again I

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Speaker 2: say this as a fan, but imagine if Hormona one

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Speaker 2: and it's like then we would have to all sort

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Speaker 2: of be like, okay, so what is my opinion about this?

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Speaker 2: What's where do I stand on the fact that Hormona

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Speaker 2: one RuPaul's drag Race?

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Speaker 1: Do I still support Dragon? Like? Do I subscribe?

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Speaker 2: And again, as one of Hormona's biggest fans, it's like

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Speaker 2: I like hercash as an underdog. Would I like Rishi Won?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I know, Wow.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of the the the drag Race

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Speaker 4: cinematic universe where Hormona Lisa Lens drag rads.

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Speaker 3: What would the world be.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you one thing, Kamala would have won.

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Speaker 1: But what I was going to say, which I actually

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Speaker 1: think still works, there would be civil war.

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Speaker 2: Kamala as president, there's civil war and Kamalah like keeps

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Speaker 2: not doing good enough speeches to civil war.

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Speaker 4: The goofy Sure, Oh my god, So I just used

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Speaker 4: the from this building. Yeah, and baby, the budget is

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Speaker 4: up because the public restrooms have it, but days on it.

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Speaker 2: I saw that too. They have the days on, they

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Speaker 2: have little tishy but days maybe they're a sponsors out here.

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Speaker 3: Wow, on the public bathroom, everybody's sitting the ass on.

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Speaker 3: That is nice.

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Speaker 1: See when you said the budget up, I was like,

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Speaker 1: we went to different bathrooms because when I went in

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Speaker 1: there probably a Mortal Kombat level. There's like the light

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Speaker 1: is flickering, like he's like random day, which actually makes the.

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Speaker 2: Bed day scene even more because you're like, well I

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Speaker 2: don't want that one exactly shooting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, oh my god, A but day

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Speaker 4: in the public restroom is this Japan.

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Speaker 1: I literally, it's about time. Yeah, it's about time. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I think that would be harmonious first acts as.

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Speaker 2: The days everywhere, days everywhere. Maybe that would solve the

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Speaker 2: civil war.

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Speaker 1: They should let drag race winners make one law. I agree,

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Speaker 1: just one law.

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Speaker 2: But is it.

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Speaker 1: Only for the queer community or is for everyone? For everyone? Everyone? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What would your law be? Law?

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Speaker 2: Oh, because I am.

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Speaker 4: The other day I went to my dry cleaner and

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Speaker 1: And he's like, do you want to put them on?

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Speaker 2: She's like, I'm a cowboy and I am.

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Speaker 4: Going to ride in my goat, like just tell him something.

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Speaker 4: It was so shit, Why are you accosting me with

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Speaker 2: I'm here to pay you exactly, and possibly I am

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Speaker 1: I wanted an anonymous experience.

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Speaker 2: This is like how you know when they do ads

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know every time I see it when I'm

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Speaker 2: Are they a daily multi vitamin? I think there's a

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's kind of like sucking dude wipes? Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm like you're paying roughly two two dollars fifty cents

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Where it's like how a deodorant the scent is

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Speaker 2: why don't you want to smell like lavender? Hello? That's

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Speaker 4: There's also the thing that they I saw the other

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Speaker 2: Female? I have seen female earplug Oh my god, which

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Speaker 2: is my favorite. It's just literally like four women and

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Speaker 2: they're pink.

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Speaker 1: What made the pen female?

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Speaker 2: They were pink.

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Speaker 4: They were pink, the female pens and they were I

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Speaker 1: it's like it's weird. It's for everything.

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Speaker 4: I will walk into an anthropology or something and I

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Speaker 4: would and my big black ass I walked anthropology, and

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Speaker 4: I'd be right at the dresses.

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, and everyone's like, for who, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: for me, bitch.

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Speaker 2: A prairie dress.

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Speaker 3: A girl literally try the most ridiculous things.

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Speaker 4: I would never work because I'm not even an anthropology

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Speaker 4: kind of girl, but just the funk with the system.

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Speaker 4: I'd walk in there with my big wide back and

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Speaker 2: You're doing something that I've always wish I could pull off,

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Speaker 3: I think that the kind of blazer.

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Speaker 2: I love them Rana, Yeah, but I just don't want

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I see it more on the modeling thing.

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Speaker 4: Like I feel like when it's flashing week, I open

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Speaker 2: All these and say that what's going on there?

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Speaker 4: I know wherees like I like, Okay, I did fashion

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Speaker 4: media clip of Beyonce going to see her nephew Walker

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Speaker 4: Everyone is pushing you. You're sitting like this, You're uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: I think it's humbling for everyone. It's like designed to

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Speaker 3: Literally yeah, it was No, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean I would love to do like the European one,

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Speaker 1: the Scaparelli Show and like that sounds like that.

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Speaker 4: Here I was looking at Jay Crew, I'm like, I

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Speaker 4: don't care about don't have Jake, but yeah, well no

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Speaker 3: No, this is so much for inviting.

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Speaker 2: I would actually prefer gift card. We don't need to

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Speaker 1: Keep doing this thing where we were like we mentioned.

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Speaker 1: We were like going off about like, well we don't

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Speaker 1: in whatever it is we're in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I always no, no, no. I'm thinking of

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Speaker 2: Fashion Week because it is one of those things that

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Speaker 2: I both you know, when you both want to be

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Speaker 2: I like being on the sidelines, being like you dumbasses,

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Speaker 2: and I'm also like I want to be there. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Also, we're at a time where you like see like,

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Speaker 3: Like, fuck the system, yeah, capitalism, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 4: But I'm like, but I'm we're participating, and I would

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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it'd be so nice to have gone

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Speaker 2: That's literally it's like how I feel about the Just

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Speaker 2: for Lass Festival, Like, well, I've been there, I've done that,

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Speaker 2: and you know, you like all the young people are going.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I see how it's good to go to,

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Speaker 2: Me right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been a few those. They're fun.

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Speaker 2: No, they're fun.

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Speaker 1: They're fun.

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Speaker 2: It's a great just for us. It's a great way.

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Speaker 2: It's a great way to chicken about budgets because it's

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Speaker 2: like some years there's an open bar at the party.

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Speaker 2: Some years you have to literally go and find a

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: That was crazy.

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Speaker 1: That was bleak. That was we went the year. The

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Speaker 1: most recent time was like the the strikes were happening,

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Speaker 2: Whereas the first time I went, which was probably like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they just.

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Speaker 1: Said, ah, no, no, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: I forgot.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 4: It was like on the tip of my tongue I

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Speaker 4: to me?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, is it?

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Speaker 4: Because I'm like, am I losing I'm losing my mind?

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Speaker 2: I feel the same way. Yeah, it's and I sort

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Speaker 2: of am like it's getting worse. It will only get

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Speaker 4: So that I literally picked up my phone like I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I had this pause and be like, okay, you picked

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Speaker 3: I don't know. You can't square that circle.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot. Sometimes I feel like we talk too

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Speaker 1: of free associating. Yeah, And like last night, I hang

440
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Speaker 1: out with a friend and like I was talking about

441
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,320
Speaker 1: someone to her and then like three hours later, I

442
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:17,440
Speaker 1: started talking to about that same person to her again.

443
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,639
Speaker 4: She's like, no, I know, And I was like, oh

444
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,440
Speaker 4: my no, oh my god, like my mom, Like God,

445
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:27,120
Speaker 4: bless her. She will tell me the same Then I'm like, oh,

446
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:29,119
Speaker 4: maybe it's a genetic thing. She will tell me the

447
00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,440
Speaker 4: same story. Like I'll call her three times throughout the week,

448
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,680
Speaker 4: and every time and by the third time, I'm like, yeah,

449
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,960
Speaker 4: I know, and I finished the story. She's like, oh,

450
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:37,720
Speaker 4: we don't make me feel bad. I'm like, well, don't

451
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,119
Speaker 4: tell me the same story or three times. Oh I

452
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:41,720
Speaker 4: don't want to feel bad, bitch. Do you want tell me

453
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,280
Speaker 4: the same shit?

454
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Speaker 2: I know.

455
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,159
Speaker 1: See this is interesting. There's I was when we were

456
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,520
Speaker 1: talking about the laws before, I was thinking one law

457
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,760
Speaker 1: should be like someone you should be there's like you

458
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,440
Speaker 1: have to tell someone when something they can change is off,

459
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 1: like if there's like something on their face or something

460
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,720
Speaker 1: in their teeth, yes, like or like their callers messed up,

461
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,960
Speaker 1: like you should have legally you should have to tell them.

462
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,560
Speaker 2: So it's like no hard feeling, no hard feelings.

463
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,679
Speaker 1: But then like I'm like, we actually don't have the

464
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,240
Speaker 1: language to like your mom telling the same story to

465
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 1: be like, hey, this is wrong, Like like hey, like

466
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,160
Speaker 1: we don't have the correct language to be like I'm

467
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,439
Speaker 1: correcting you lovingly. Yeah, I know.

468
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it should be. And I'm against MAS

469
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,719
Speaker 2: surveillance for the record, for the record, but if there

470
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 2: was a way to make it a technology where it's

471
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 2: like it beeps if you have food on your teeth,

472
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,920
Speaker 2: it beeps, if your lips are super chapped, it beeps.

473
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,640
Speaker 2: If you know it's like your shirt doesn't.

474
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,560
Speaker 1: Literally we need facial recognition for stuff in your teeth.

475
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it can be past or protected, like I

476
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,960
Speaker 2: don't want the government to have access to like whether

477
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: I have.

478
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Speaker 4: I mean but yeah, I mean, I have been in

479
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,400
Speaker 4: that situations so many times. I want to say something,

480
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,920
Speaker 4: but this is something about it. It's just like it's

481
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 4: just so like one time I was I was dating

482
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,920
Speaker 4: this guy is like a second day We're on and

483
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 4: we were at this restaurant in health kitchen, hanging out

484
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 4: and had dinner. Leaving dinner and walking down Ninth Avenue

485
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 4: and talking to him. I could see, like you know

486
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 4: when you're talking to someone and like just like the

487
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,640
Speaker 4: spit is starting to gather in.

488
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Speaker 1: The corner of the Yeah, fuck, I hate that.

489
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Speaker 4: And I'm just talking to me and like literally I'm

490
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,000
Speaker 4: not even looking in his eyes. I'm literally looking at it,

491
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,879
Speaker 4: and I'm like and then I about to get on

492
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,439
Speaker 4: the train and he like goes to kiss me. I

493
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 4: would did not want to kiss him because I was

494
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 4: it was like so I was listing on the back

495
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 4: of my neck was literally crawling over my head.

496
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Speaker 3: And I did it anyway, and it was I literally did.

497
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 4: I pretended to go down on the subway when he

498
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 4: walked away, went back up, went into the Dwayne read

499
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,359
Speaker 4: but it's a moth walk and.

500
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 3: I felt so grossed up.

501
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 4: I want I adjusted, so I was I made myself

502
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 4: uncomfortably almost sick because I couldn't bring myself to say, hey,

503
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 4: you got to now on the corner of room.

504
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, with that mouth, I did not feel it.

505
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 2: You don't feel that.

506
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 1: I feel like something. Maybe I mean were you was

507
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Speaker 1: Was he drinking because sometimes I feel like when I'm

508
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 1: drinking and that's when that really happens.

509
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

510
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: I think we definitely had dinner as a drink.

511
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 4: But I was drinking and I have it or although

512
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 4: when you see it on someone that you start checking yourself.

513
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,439
Speaker 4: So I'm talking, I'm like yeah, because you know, you know,

514
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 4: I'm trying to like signal like hey, you know, but no,

515
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 4: nothing works.

516
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,359
Speaker 1: I'm constantly eating bagels and I'm like, with a mustache,

517
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 1: it's one of the most dangerous things you can do.

518
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 2: Well. One of the reasons I don't have a mustache, well,

519
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,439
Speaker 2: I guess I but like I in the beginning of

520
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 2: having a beard, I was my biggest fear was that

521
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 2: food would be stuck in a cot. Oh and it's

522
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 2: stuck in there and whenever it gets longer, it always happens.

523
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,200
Speaker 2: And talk about something no one tells you, so you're

524
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 2: telling me I have a giant crumb right here, and

525
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 2: no one all day has told me.

526
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: And you need to be one of those people that's

527
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: like married to your napkin and you're like, bite nap

528
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: bite napping. You're like, that's such a gross look.

529
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 4: Well, you know, bring back the bring the handkerchief. Men

530
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 4: of a certain age always carried a handkerchief, and it

531
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 4: was for things like that. It was, you know, maybe

532
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 4: wipe the corner of the mouth, we get the crumb

533
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 4: up the beard, and they did it and it was,

534
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 4: you know what, it was, bring the handkerchief. I think

535
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 4: our generation has for gotten handkerchief. We need to bring

536
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 4: it back.

537
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 2: Our generation has We're gotten a lot. But let's focus

538
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 2: on the handkerchief. Let's trap at a time. Should we

539
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 2: do our first segment? Yes, let's okay.

540
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: So our first segment is called straight Shooters, And in

541
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: this segment, we're going to ask you a series of

542
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: rapid fire questions es basically this thing or this other thing,

543
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: and you just have to pick one. And the only

544
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 1: rule is you can't ask any follow up questions or

545
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: we'll scream at you. Okay, we'll create a new law.

546
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 2: Okay, it's just about that okay, okay.

547
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 1: Ohnee, one kiss is all it takes, or son, this

548
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,680
Speaker 1: is a huge mistake.

549
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 3: One kiss is all it takes.

550
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: Lauren Bobert or frozen yogurt.

551
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 1: Frozen yogurt, dirty fingernails, or wordy fairy tales.

552
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 2: Oh, wordy fairy tales, hung like a horse, or black

553
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 2: lung sounds kind of grossy black lung.

554
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: I like this a smoker, okay, the radical Left, or

555
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: sabbatical out.

556
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,640
Speaker 3: West, sabbatical out West for sure? No wait, radical. I

557
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I'm left radical Left.

558
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 2: Oh yes, please having a need for speed or driving

559
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 2: to some lou reed.

560
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,680
Speaker 4: Need for speed as you get tickets all the time

561
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 4: in the city for driving fast.

562
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: Okay, chef's kiss or yes piss.

563
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we got a gig Shavy on this podcast.

564
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 2: With yes piss not no.

565
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: One.

566
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 4: I told this guy on Jack's and I came on

567
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 4: to this. This was a year before the guy forced

568
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 4: me to fix him. Anyway, at this guy's home and

569
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 4: he and we're in the living room having a good time,

570
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 4: blah blah blah.

571
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: He like, let's go to bed.

572
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, sure, we go to the bedroom. Baby that

573
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 3: there were tarps down and the I was like, what

574
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 3: was going on? And he was someone who enjoyed being

575
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 3: urinated on.

576
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 2: Of course, I mean it's more common than you think.

577
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 3: I know, but I mean I think I was.

578
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: I was saying it back.

579
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 4: By the preparedness, I was like, Wow, you have thought

580
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 4: this through and you engage this often. You don't know

581
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 4: ruin your things, so you have prepared us for the situation.

582
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: You know, there's something okay, okay, you know the preparedness

583
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: paradox where like, okay, so it's this thing where like

584
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: like in COVID, it was like, we it needs prepare

585
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 1: and wear masks so that this doesn't spread. But then

586
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: because it doesn't spread, people are like, we don't need

587
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 1: to wear masks. It didn't spread, and so you're in

588
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: this like sloop where you like, if you prepare, it

589
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: looks like you over prepared because it worked. There's also

590
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: something in like sex world, where there's a preparedness paradox

591
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: where you like, if you prepare too much for the thing,

592
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: it then becomes unsexy and then the thing won't happen.

593
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I agree.

594
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, and it's tough. Well actually wait final question,

595
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,239
Speaker 2: oh sorry, and then the podcast is over I want

596
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 2: to talk more about this. Papa, don't preach, or Mama,

597
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: let's go to the beach. Be wow.

598
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you're done, right, I'm done.

599
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 2: Okay. We rank our no, no, you're not at all. We

600
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 2: rank our guest performance on a scale of zero to

601
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 2: one thousand doves. It's named after the Lady Gaga song

602
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 2: one thousand.

603
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 3: Dovesma from Chromatica.

604
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: But I would see you're losing at a point there.

605
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that was an amazing thing.

606
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: I thought that was an amazing performance. I would definitely

607
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: say over eight hundred, obviously taking points away for not

608
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 2: knowing what's from Romatica, but I.

609
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 1: Mean I'm gonna go with clean nine oh one.

610
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 2: Okay, one's amazing. Yeah, okay. So in terms of preparedness,

611
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 2: I think oftentimes being like the tarps are un sexy

612
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 2: can come across as king shaming. But I'm not talking

613
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 2: about the kink. Yeah, I'm talking about the tarps. Yeah,

614
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: the tarps. And I think so much of like shaming

615
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 2: things like polyamory or like kink is about the like

616
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: nerdiness behind the preparation and the preparation and the and

617
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: like the taking the mystery out and it's difficult to

618
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 2: separate those two because I have no problems with any

619
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: kink whatsoever. But if someone sends me a spreadsheet, I'm

620
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: not heart.

621
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: It's not it's not. Yeah, it takes me out of

622
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 3: the world.

623
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: I even find in I'll say it anal sex when

624
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: you like, put down a towel, so you're using a

625
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 1: silicon loube that stains, but you put down a towel,

626
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, and you're like, okay, well now

627
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: it looks on sexy. Now it looks like you're disgusting.

628
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: I'm not putting down anything.

629
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: But then your your sheets like you get stained even

630
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: just from the loup wash them.

631
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 4: And I got these bogo at Marshall's. I do not

632
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 4: want to stain these sheets.

633
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 2: I like this. I like this sheet.

634
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree. Well there's this, there's this Instagram. Obviously

635
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 4: the targeted ads popped up the other day. Have you

636
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 4: seen guy, seen this news? This sex blanket that you Yeah,

637
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 4: I've gotten this ad?

638
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 2: Is it?

639
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, how is how I have used it?

640
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: But I've got that, I've got that.

641
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: I don't want the girls stuff and what is it?

642
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 2: So it's a blank it? What makes it First of all.

643
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: I've never had sex.

644
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: Let's start there.

645
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 4: Whatever it's made out of the five was whatever, it's like, Uh,

646
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 4: it's washable like silicon. Lula doesn't say in it like

647
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 4: you can get things on it, and it is it is,

648
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 4: it will always come off. It's like it's like a

649
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 4: But again, I don't know how nice it will look

650
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 4: as part of your everyday did course you don't have the.

651
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 2: Bear, just beer.

652
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: And I want to know what the texture is like

653
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,119
Speaker 1: exactly what is what is the texture? Because I'm not

654
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 1: buying it. I'm not believing that this texture is a

655
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: good text.

656
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: Exactly. One time someone I know went home with someone

657
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 2: and their sheets were Jalo brand, and so they said

658
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: Jaylo Jayla Jayla Jaya ja Jaya Jayla Jaya Jayalo Jaylo.

659
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: Not like flor and like, yes, that is the craziest

660
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: thing I've ever heard.

661
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Okay, well was this j Loo pre

662
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 4: orange drink if you know, you know we're talking about

663
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 4: her daily order her.

664
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was probably let's say twenty sixteen, okay, which

665
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 2: it was a trump thing.

666
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 3: We like jayal on twenty sixteen it was, but still, you.

667
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 2: Know, Jayla home wears it's a it's very like I

668
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: just came out as a gay guy and so I

669
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: have to I guess, get Jaylo shit.

670
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 3: It's Jealo shit.

671
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

672
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 4: Also, like what I was also dating's a guy who

673
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 4: had recently came out, and he had like everything was

674
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 4: rainbow and again obviously big fan of the Rainbow, the Rainbow. Yeah,

675
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 4: but when I tell you, like, it was just very

676
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 4: like new gay, I just need to just really just yeah.

677
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 3: And I was like, girl, we get it.

678
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: No, there was a I shouldn't say this because maybe

679
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,959
Speaker 2: it can get back sometimes, Like I went to the

680
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: home of a of a gay guy that had recently

681
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 2: come out, and he had all three of Andy Cohen's

682
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 2: books displayed as though no coffee table books. Like it

683
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: was like, and here they are.

684
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: No, no, well that's kind of funny.

685
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Like but he wasn't because it was funny.

686
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 2: He was like he was it was like that this

687
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: clearly he had read them, like they were probably influential,

688
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: you know, he had read them after coming out. Whatever,

689
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 2: it's just is a funny. I'm trying to think what

690
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 2: that was for me when I was like first coming out.

691
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, there's almost something respectable about that,

692
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: because like I did the opposite. When I first came out,

693
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: it was more like yeah, but I'm still me and

694
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: it was like no, you're not.

695
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: Like like you're.

696
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: A gay guy, like let you're gonna lean in, and

697
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: I just like was a slow burn, like I was like, well,

698
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: I still love like indie rock, and it was like

699
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: grow up like you love Madonna.

700
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 4: I think for me, I came out a choir college

701
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 4: so that's pretty gay wire college girl.

702
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,719
Speaker 1: I was, I mean, how gay can you well?

703
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 2: But also Christian no no, no, no, no.

704
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

705
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 2: It was just just.

706
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 4: So I didn't need to do much like I was like,

707
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 4: I am living it every day twenty first sevens.

708
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: I think my way around what you're saying is I

709
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: was like, okay, so my thing is John Waters because

710
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,479
Speaker 2: that's both gay and like alternative. Like I be like, oh, look,

711
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,719
Speaker 2: I have a poster of divine holding the gun. That's cool,

712
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not. It's not Christina Aguilera, which is.

713
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: Like faggy something on Grinder that.

714
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 4: Yes, Christina Aguilera is doing the alert sound now come

715
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 4: on ov.

716
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: I was like, that is why, and she's I think

717
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: specifically advertising her tour or her shows or something else Grinder.

718
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: I mean there's something with the splintering of our media ecosystems,

719
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: which we are guilty of.

720
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 2: Of course, an all gay people are.

721
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: Of course they are driving the wedges. But there's something

722
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I'm sad for these like legacy acts

723
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: where I'm like, Christina is a huge star, Like why

724
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: is she the sound on Grinder? Like I'm like, why

725
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: does Mariah Carey have to like go on a streamer?

726
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: Like why? Like I feel bad for these.

727
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: Girls that are like so respected that they have to

728
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: like participate in our fractured media ecosystem.

729
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 3: Well, I also think too.

730
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 4: With someone like Mariah, Like, I think that her and

731
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 4: Christina are both two people who recognize a how much

732
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 4: the gays have contributed to their success and the longetuity

733
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 4: and the longevity of their careers.

734
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: So I don't I like, honestly, I think it's.

735
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 4: Really camped that Christina is doing that because the last

736
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 4: Door did really well, so she's like, bitch, I'm gonna

737
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 4: do this one.

738
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 3: So I I quite I quite like it.

739
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 4: I okay that they're that they're that they're giving back

740
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 4: to us for all of the nine ninety nine we

741
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 4: spent on them, all the hours that we spent downloading

742
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 4: come on over online wire to over dial up internet.

743
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 4: Think you downloaded a song, then you listen to it,

744
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 4: and then thirty seconds in you hear this is Awl

745
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 4: music and it's like, you know, she's given back to

746
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,719
Speaker 4: us for all we've done for her.

747
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: No, that's true totally, And I also think the Grinder

748
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: specific part does sort of undo what my argument was

749
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: that is fun that it's so gay gay codd.

750
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 2: We also forget how many new kinds of media people

751
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 2: had to adjust to, Like when MTV first came out,

752
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: it wasn't like it was a choice to be like

753
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 2: I am joining this kind of movie. I you know,

754
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 2: I'm making a music video that's gonna be an MTV

755
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: rather than being like a pure artist than just doing

756
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: it for the music. Like at every stage you sort

757
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 2: of had to decide how am I gonna do this

758
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 2: new media thing my way? And now like it is

759
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: true that honestly more people are on Grinder than are

760
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 2: watching some legacy like oh my god, legacy media that

761
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: you could be on, Like, sure you could put Christina

762
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: Aguilera on you know, CNN. Does anyone want to see it. No, well, true,

763
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 2: we should put it on. We should we should put

764
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: I mean that's true.

765
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 4: Like Lizzo has been doing these these uh these tiktoks

766
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 4: about like the industry and like how it's all functionedal

767
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 4: and I'm like, the way she's putting shit into perspective,

768
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not. I haven't even even thought about that.

769
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 4: It's crazy.

770
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: We need to talk about Lizzo. So, first of all,

771
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: there's so much to talk about. Okay, So in terms

772
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 2: of what you're saying, I also have been finding it

773
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 2: really interesting that she's sort of like pivoted to critic

774
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 2: yea like to music critic, and she's very smart. But

775
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 2: we have this concept that I'll let Sam explain on

776
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 2: this podcast. It's called Lizzo's pass.

777
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: It's called Lizo's pass, and it's when an artist is like,

778
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: has a lot of buzz, is very cool, it's like

779
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: coming up really fast, and they get to Lizo's pass

780
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: where they have to decide are you going to be

781
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: like cool, go Pitchfork or are you going to go Target?

782
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: And you have to make a choice, and Lizo chose Target.

783
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 2: At the time she chose to people don't remember I mean,

784
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: I'm sure you do an id as fans, but people

785
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: don't remember. People that only know Lizzo now don't remember.

786
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: She used to be like alternative buzz. She was like Minneapolis.

787
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: She was very like cool on my phone. Yes, and

788
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: then she she was like, I could you know, I

789
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 2: could go the route of being like super alternative or

790
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 2: I could go there out of being super mainstream. And

791
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: she definitely chose mainstream. She was like, I'm going to

792
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 2: write empowerment anthems for moms for spin class, for spin Class.

793
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we were saying this came up because

794
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: I felt like, Chapel Roane is that Lizzo's past. Currently,

795
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: she hasn't decided if she's gonna go target her pitchfork

796
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: and it's very unclear and you.

797
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: Can see, you know, f K Twiggs went pitchfork. H

798
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 2: Charlie c X went Pitchfork. Do you find that that

799
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 2: happens with drag queens?

800
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 4: Does that happen with queens? I think like when you

801
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 4: talk to someone like Lady Bunny, who has a very uh,

802
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 4: she has a very staunch shake on, like you know,

803
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 4: drag us, Like she loves how subvert, how how sub

804
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 4: versa drag was and how it was this thing in

805
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 4: a nightclub and she misses that and she wanted to

806
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 4: be that, and she kind of, you know, wags a

807
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 4: finger and like shades the girls who have who have

808
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 4: gone on drag race and went quote unquote mainstream. And

809
00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 4: as someone who came up in drag where I was

810
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 4: a New York City queen, I started drag because it.

811
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 4: I did not start dragging because it's like, oh, it's

812
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 4: gonna get me. I want to be on close drag race.

813
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 4: I started doing drag because I was figuring out my

814
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 4: gender and my identity and like what that all meant.

815
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: And drag informed so much about that, so much of that.

816
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 4: And I did it because I just love the working

817
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 4: seven shows of a five nights a week in New York.

818
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: I loved working my eight hour work day, getting home

819
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 4: by nine pm, painting my face for three hours, going

820
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 4: to the rits at one o'clock, and staying out into o'clock.

821
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 3: I fucking love that shit, you know.

822
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 4: And then so but now with drag race, I think

823
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 4: drag race is like the Pitchfork moment.

824
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: It's like you get there and like you're to go.

825
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 2: That main stream is Little's drag races. Like, if you

826
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 2: go on drag Race, you're choosing target.

827
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then some girls who girls don't they don't

828
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 4: they get there, it's like, oh.

829
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, they regret not regret that. They're like, yeah, it.

830
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 4: Doesn't really, it doesn't really happen for them in that way.

831
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 4: I think they're like out of the girls who get

832
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 4: on the show, there are and I think I think

833
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 4: everyone who gets on the show is trying to get

834
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: to the target blah blah blah blah blah. But I

835
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 4: think something goes doesn't have before and day, so you

836
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 4: did just end up going the other the other, not

837
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 4: that they wanted to, but that's just kind of what.

838
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: Was dealt to. Yeah, I'm curious about past I love that.

839
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah this is a change. Have we covered all we

840
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: wanted to do with that? Okay? One thing I've always

841
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: wondered about being on drag Race is like being gay famous?

842
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: Is that like insane for like dating purposes? Like is

843
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: that weird?

844
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: You know it? It was?

845
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 3: It is weird.

846
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 4: It is weird in terms of like when I I

847
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 4: tried to dating New York, but I feel like New

848
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 4: York people there are so many options. I was the

849
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 4: girl I would go on a date with a guy

850
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 4: and like it would last for the things and then

851
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 4: they would find the next best thing and move on,

852
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.

853
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 3: But I think when I went to LA, I like.

854
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 4: I intentionally wanted to date, and I took that very seriously.

855
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 4: And I think in LA everyone is kind of like

856
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 4: on the scene and everyone is like connected. If you

857
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 4: go on a date with someone, they have to tell

858
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 4: you that, oh yeah, I used to thing for this

859
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 4: artist and that got some and that got so annoying,

860
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 4: and then then they bring up the dror and then

861
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 4: they try to active they have no idea you on

862
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 4: drag race and then later and I'm like, so I

863
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 4: wasn't gonna say anything, but I know, I'm like, oh god,

864
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 4: and then they go to the whole thing you talk

865
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 4: about that and then you hook up with them, and

866
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 4: then they can get hard because then anyway, So it

867
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 4: is annoying that in that way. But I do think

868
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 4: that I'm always so happy that RuPaul gave me the

869
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 4: opportunity and the platform to do this, and now I

870
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 4: have shifted into you know, being able to support myself

871
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 4: in my art and my career and like really really

872
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 4: do that and really taking my family stuff like that.

873
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 3: So I do love all the benefits.

874
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 4: Of it, but dating and fucking where you are games

875
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 4: can be a little like oh god, yeah, I'm like, baby,

876
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 4: go go go get the trimax, go get go, get

877
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 4: take the via, let's get to work.

878
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 2: Let's get you a hymn's promo.

879
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 4: Please girl, please please please. But I will say I

880
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 4: just so this year I started doing gay cruises, and

881
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 4: that is like, you're you're literally Mickey Mouse on the dow.

882
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 3: I mean, you are Mickey Mouse on a Disney cruise.

883
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 4: People have softfer pictures, but I think for the most

884
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 4: part of the gay especially at parties, they'll like chill at.

885
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: A party, although sometimes maybe I am.

886
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 4: It's like they pulled out a phone and I'm like,

887
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 4: not tonight, let's look by the pool tomorrow, not tonight.

888
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 4: But for the most part they're chill on there. But

889
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 4: a gay cruise you are like, you're a gainless person

890
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 4: on a gay cruise, and if you're gonna participate that

891
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 4: you have to just you know, just it is what

892
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 4: it is, and you just move on.

893
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need we need gay cruises with yonder pouches.

894
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 2: Yonder it's where you put your phone.

895
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

896
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. In fact, I would say we need yonder pouches

897
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 2: pretty much in most public places actually one hundred percent restaurants.

898
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And I'm like, I get the debate

899
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 2: about phones in schools. That's not my world. I don't

900
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 2: have children, yeah.

901
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: Nor am I one.

902
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I what I know is what it's

903
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 2: like to be in my thirties as a gay guy.

904
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 2: There are phones everywhere, and it is making people dumber.

905
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 2: So let's just yonder pouches.

906
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: Yonder pouches.

907
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 4: Do you have put phones away at a bed? Like

908
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 4: my boyfriend likes to put it in the bathroom.

909
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 2: I've made no effort, like to go when you go

910
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 2: to bed, Yeah, go to bed.

911
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 3: He puts into bad wi mine.

912
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: I so yeah, my when I'm at home, like, I

913
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 1: at least put on the nightstand. When I'm alone, I

914
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: literally sleep with.

915
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 2: It in my like it is touching crazy.

916
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: It's like I'm like sleeping like this, no like because

917
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 1: if I wake up for even one second, it's it's.

918
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 2: Sam no damn. But I have to. I think of

919
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: my I think of me as the more phone addicted

920
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 2: and social media addicted one.

921
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: But even I don't do that. It's like when I

922
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: because when I can't sleep, I know it's the thing.

923
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: The number one thing you're not supposed to do is

924
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: like start look at your phone when you can't sleep. Yeah,

925
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: but that is the first thing I do because I'm like, well,

926
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: I can't sleep time looking at my phone. Yeah, I

927
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: agree with that. Yeah, And it's like but sometimes it

928
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: does get my mind off of things and does help

929
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 1: me fall asleep, which is why I like, don't put

930
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: it further away, because I'm like, because I'm like, I

931
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: don't want to disturb myself by like getting up and

932
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: moving it, Like, oh my god, I just want to

933
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: fall sleep with it right there.

934
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 4: Well, I like to listen to a podcast, like there's

935
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 4: nothing to me that really puts me to bed the listen.

936
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: Not in a bad way, in a great way because

937
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with her.

938
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are your most boring podcasts?

939
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 2: No, but listening to.

940
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 4: Joy Bayhar Oh my god, I love Joy Bayhart so much.

941
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 3: She is my one of my favorite people.

942
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 4: I do not know. I'm obsessed with Joy Bayhart. No,

943
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 4: I loved it, so I just love listening to her.

944
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 4: She becaues So I'm a big View fan. Listen to

945
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 4: The View every day and they have this thing called

946
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 4: the Behind the Table, and every time it's her. She

947
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 4: does an episode a week on there, so I just like,

948
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 4: it's like my favorite the of the week.

949
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: I listened to Joy. Only a gay person could be

950
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 2: like Joy Bayharr's voice is soothing.

951
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, because guts you now, Johnald Trump, I don't know,

952
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 4: she's right, I don't know.

953
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: I once went to the View as an audience member.

954
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 2: This is a very long time ago. I've told Sam

955
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 2: it's for a million time, but it was the worst

956
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,760
Speaker 2: day of my life because the guests were Newt Gingrich

957
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 2: and the SpongeBob musical.

958
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 3: Oh God, I'm.

959
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 2: Going and I'm thinking, maybe they'll have Lucy Luan, you know,

960
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 2: maybe they'll have like Kelly Rowland on like and we're

961
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 2: told it's Newt.

962
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 3: Gingrid d I remember that episode. I think Meghan on

963
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 3: the show.

964
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 2: Yes, she was still on that show.

965
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 4: The Meghan McCain years of The View some of my

966
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 4: favorite television crazy chaos, like and and and now they

967
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 4: retail like they they say often now they're like, this

968
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 4: cast is great.

969
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 3: Everyone gets along so well. We just love it.

970
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 4: It's been so long since the cast because I'm like

971
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 4: y'all are obviously talking about because Meghan McCain was insufferable

972
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 4: on that show and the way that Whoopy Joy Sonny

973
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 4: all them would have to pretend and have to like

974
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 4: and have to sun her live on air that episode

975
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 4: when when Whoopy go Whoop, he goes, girl, please stop talking,

976
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 4: and like, have you seen the clip of Whoopy where

977
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 4: Meghan goes on this like long rant about being in

978
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 4: America and then WHOOPI goes.

979
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: Okay, no, that's to die for it?

980
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 2: Oh oh good good.

981
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 5: The American experiment is the way to go. And if

982
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 5: we have two American women Megan Markle and Oprah Winfrey

983
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 5: who are single handedly finishing with George Washington on our

984
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 5: revolutionary counterparts, did I'm all for it?

985
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 2: Okay?

986
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: I went to the view once as an audience member,

987
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 1: and like in the in between acts, they like sometimes

988
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: we'll talk to the audience, and I've told George this story,

989
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: but there was this a person who stood up and

990
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: was like, whoopee. I just want to say, like, your

991
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: one person show like meant so much to me and

992
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: my best friend who was dying of aides, Like he

993
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: watched it every single day and like you meant the

994
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: world to him and she goes, yeah, a lot of people.

995
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 2: Like that is so unbothered.

996
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

997
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 2: So bother I love, That's what.

998
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 4: That's my one regret is that when I went when

999
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 4: I did All Stars four, that I didn't do a

1000
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 4: WHOOPI in person, I do a great whoopee and I

1001
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 4: do a good joy and I'm so mad to not

1002
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 4: do it.

1003
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 2: You should have done Joy.

1004
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: The Joy had been great. Oh my god.

1005
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 2: I mean who would have been great too? But I

1006
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 2: think Joy like you as Joy.

1007
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 3: Would be so I know, just move my little red wig,

1008
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

1009
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 4: Because because you know, whoopy what, she gets out there

1010
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 4: talking to him and she's like, okay, yeah, like look

1011
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 4: be great out.

1012
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: Of a joy. So that's those are my two big regrets.

1013
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: And drag Race, Oh my god, should we do our topic?

1014
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1015
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: We don't have to. What's we're chill over here?

1016
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 2: Being so chill?

1017
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 1: I love, yeah being chill.

1018
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 2: We like sometimes we get to the straight topic and

1019
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, I fucking hate that.

1020
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: This podcast the best, but you know what, you know,

1021
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: after straight straight people deserve.

1022
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 3: The attention of that, y'all give them to Like, well,

1023
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 3: it's like.

1024
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 2: You know, when we started this, like seven years or

1025
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: six years ago or whatever, it felt fresh to be

1026
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 2: ranalyzing straight culture. And I'm like, all right, what's next, shoes,

1027
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 2: you can't do this? Okay, So name what is your

1028
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 2: straight topic and what would you say straight about it? Oh?

1029
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 3: My short topic would be fishing.

1030
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

1031
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 4: You know, I think a lot of us grew up

1032
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 4: in this society when we were told that fishing was

1033
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 4: a man's sport and they fish and you'll always say that.

1034
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 4: Remember when that fucking thing was all over a seen

1035
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 4: on TV the I use batteries and I gas I'm

1036
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 4: the funky but the little fish, big mouth bast big

1037
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 4: mouth bass. Remember that commercial so like and it was

1038
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 4: like Avatar, like get it for your dad on Father's Day.

1039
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 4: Like it's so like masculine, so much cheeseball fucking fishing,

1040
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 4: And I'm like, no, everyone can fish, and fishing is

1041
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 4: it has been co It has been adopted as straight

1042
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 4: people buy their things, especially straight men, And I just

1043
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 4: hate that.

1044
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am, do you have a relationship with fishing?

1045
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: I was going to ask one do you have a

1046
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: relationship with fishing?

1047
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 4: So I am from my family's from Saint Lucien, the Caribbean.

1048
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 4: I grew up in Saintishere a really very long time,

1049
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 4: which is famously an island. There's a lot of water,

1050
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 4: a lot of beach where people fish all the time.

1051
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: And I've never.

1052
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 4: Fished, but really, like, I mean, I knew my mom fished,

1053
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 4: and and you know, I come from a strong line

1054
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 4: of fierce, black prow black women who did amazing things,

1055
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 4: and a lot of women my family fished, and so

1056
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 4: I grew up seeing women fish all the time.

1057
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: So yeah, wow, do you have a relationship with fishing? Yeah,

1058
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: because I lived in like rural areas, and like one

1059
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: place we lived in we had like a pond and

1060
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: we would like go fishing, and I liked I liked

1061
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: the calm. Like if there's anything that is LGBTQ plus

1062
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: about fishing, it's sort of like sitting and reflecting and

1063
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: be like, I could say, really getting into your thoughts, okay,

1064
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: but then you're you're shaken out of it by a

1065
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 1: violent tug and you realize, I'm actually ruining a fish's

1066
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: day and maybe even life.

1067
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 2: I know, it's awful and they have to pull them in.

1068
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: It was so impossible for me not to think about

1069
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 1: like being pulled in by the mouth, Like I was like, damn,

1070
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: this is nasty as hell. And the thing is that

1071
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: the I always felt so gay because I would be

1072
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: so like I liked fishing. There was something reflective about it.

1073
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: But then as soon as the fish was there on

1074
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: the hook, I was like you and like my dad

1075
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: would have to take it off and like do the

1076
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: rest with it.

1077
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: So my family is Greek and I partly grew up

1078
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 2: in Greece. And so.

1079
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 4: Where were you Athens? A? Santorini and Miconos?

1080
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 2: Oh so you did the Big Ones?

1081
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1082
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 2: Was it so crowded?

1083
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: It was.

1084
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 4: Santorino was really crowded, insane. Yeah, Miconos wasn't that bad.

1085
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 3: But Santarino is really cool.

1086
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 2: The Centerani is crazy. I haven't been in like, I

1087
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 2: don't know, fifteen years. It's like I feel like you

1088
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 2: can barely you get like a gorophobic or something.

1089
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1090
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, So my idea of a fisherman was like, you know,

1091
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty year old Greek man skin just

1092
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 2: leathered to hell, like, can cannot hear anything but is

1093
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: just shouting, is like on a boat that has fully

1094
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 2: fifteen holes on it, like it's very and then somehow

1095
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 2: he comes out with a full octopus and then it's

1096
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 2: like hung over the thing. And so I was. When

1097
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 2: I'm in America, it's very different for me to think

1098
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 2: of like the American idea of fishing, which is very

1099
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 2: like Oakley glasses around your neck.

1100
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: Well, there's two forms, I feel, because there's like country fishing,

1101
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: which like you know, you're on a quiet pond, and

1102
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,720
Speaker 1: then there's like Florida ocean fishing, which is the Oakley

1103
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: shades thing, right, and that's more like almost rich show off,

1104
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: Like I have access to a boat, I am like

1105
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: so strong?

1106
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 3: Is it those fan boat things that we are talking about.

1107
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm thinking more about like the fancy boats that like

1108
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: go out into the ocean. Oh okay, because that's so

1109
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: Oakley's and like rich guys and like republican and republican,

1110
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 1: very republican and like being like almost like I'm going

1111
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: to try to catch the biggest fish I can and

1112
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: if it's not big enough, I'm throwing it back. Whereas

1113
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,919
Speaker 1: like the fishing I was doing was more like we're

1114
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: on a pond or lake and like you're catching like

1115
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: little guys and.

1116
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 2: Are you eating them?

1117
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: And sometimes you're eating them?

1118
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, So talk to me about fishing in a pond.

1119
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big gross.

1120
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 2: It's a big gross like a pond.

1121
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: Like a pond eat it. Yeah, we were eating it.

1122
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 2: That's like catfish, right, it can be yeah, bottom feeder stick.

1123
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I could get down with the ocean, but

1124
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 4: a pond.

1125
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1126
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: Like dirt and stuff.

1127
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's dirt. See.

1128
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 2: That's the thing that.

1129
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 4: Gets me too about like man made lakes and stuff

1130
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 4: like that. I don't get it because it's not sand

1131
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 4: down there, it's mud.

1132
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 2: No, I agree, I have. I really struggle with anything enclosed.

1133
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: Having grown up around beaches, I just I needed to

1134
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 2: be part of the rest of the earth.

1135
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1136
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what kind of And you know, I've

1137
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,760
Speaker 4: been the incident. I've been finding the incident about especially

1138
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 4: people Chicago, because I do not get down with this

1139
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 4: beach that they're home.

1140
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, but Lake Michigan is different.

1141
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 4: It's not a beach though it is a lake.

1142
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 3: You don't see any land.

1143
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 2: It is a lake.

1144
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 3: Michigan is a lake, not a beach.

1145
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 2: Oh, but it is a beach. Have you been.

1146
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 3: I have not been because I will, I would not

1147
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 3: step my.

1148
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 2: Foot you have.

1149
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: You haven't been because you're afraid of the truth, which

1150
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 1: is that when you get there, you will say, oh,

1151
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 1: my god, I'm at the beach.

1152
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, is it. Oh it's a gorgeous blow And

1153
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 2: then I tell you something. I was a skeptic. I

1154
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: never believed it. I was exactly like you. I visited

1155
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 2: Sam's family, I went to the beach. I was like,

1156
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,280
Speaker 2: this is crazy. I really I feel like I'm.

1157
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: My family now lives on the Michigan side of the beach.

1158
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: But it's like, it's gorgeous.

1159
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 2: But I really never thought I would feel this way,

1160
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 2: Like I I find lakes to be dirty. I don't

1161
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 2: I really need.

1162
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, because I know the

1163
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: lakes you're thinking of, Yeah, this lake is gonna blow.

1164
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 1: You are mine.

1165
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 4: They're like something and that they're always in some like

1166
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 4: indie film with white people at a place and they're

1167
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 4: like there's a rope they swing into and everyone just like,

1168
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 4: those are the lakes I think about.

1169
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 2: That's that exists, you know what I mean?

1170
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: Of course, and those lakes exist and but this lake

1171
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: is so different.

1172
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 3: Okay, we need to go with that. I need to

1173
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 3: go and I need to take myself to the lake.

1174
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 4: And been to Chicago several times, and it was always,

1175
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 4: especially in the summer times, everyone's always someone's god damn beach.

1176
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not going to the beach for job, No,

1177
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 4: but I would. Now I need to do some investigative journalism.

1178
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 4: You have to do some investiative journalist and go experience

1179
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 4: it myself. Okay, yeah, I'm excited.

1180
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 3: For you to go to the beach.

1181
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: I mean, don't get me wrong, the Chicago side is

1182
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: a little dirty or but in the same way that

1183
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: like a New York City beach is a little dirty

1184
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: or the I'm like, well that's not The New York

1185
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: City beaches are fucking horrible. They're discussed like you know,

1186
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I love them, but you're swimming it to it. Yeah, no, Shay,

1187
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: Like we both come from places where beautiful.

1188
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 2: Their tourists destinations, you know what I mean.

1189
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 4: So you know, and I'm born and you know, I

1190
00:51:58,239 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 4: I lived in Saint Lucia from that time as one

1191
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 4: of ten that I moved to New York and I

1192
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 4: lived here until I moved back to LA And so

1193
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 4: I've been in New York for the past twenty twenty years,

1194
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you know, when I first went to

1195
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 4: Reese Beach, and when I first went to the Fire

1196
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 4: Island Beach, I'm like, are y'all fucking really gonna get

1197
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 4: into this goddamn brown seawater?

1198
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I, when I was in the Pines, decided

1199
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: to go in just to like say I did. I

1200
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: got injured. The wave smashed into me, I smashed onto

1201
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 2: my hip and then I came out and I was bleeding.

1202
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, I said, I'll see you in Santorini.

1203
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, I've always

1204
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 1: been fine.

1205
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 3: Also, you get into the New York beach, you are

1206
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 3: going to grow gills.

1207
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: You're literally you're gonna be shape of water. You're gonna

1208
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: go shape of water.

1209
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,800
Speaker 4: You literally you're gonna look like the thing at the

1210
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 4: end of the substance. You canna look like Demi Moore.

1211
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 4: Just oh no, no.

1212
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 2: Well, what straighter hunting or fishing? I do think hunts

1213
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 2: a little straighter.

1214
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: But I want to say, there's something wealthier about about like,

1215
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: especially the thing. So obviously we can't talk about fishing

1216
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: without talking about like the trope of like the tender

1217
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: guy holding the fish on the boat.

1218
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 2: Yes, classic joke. All guys on Tinder are hold.

1219
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: On a boat joke as old as time, Yeah, as

1220
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: old as twenty eleven.

1221
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 2: And that.

1222
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: But there is something where like, yes, tender guys also

1223
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll see them like with a deer or whatever.

1224
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: But the fish does imply a certain level of wealth

1225
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: because you are on a boat and that means you

1226
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: have access to a boat. And I have to say,

1227
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: I've talked about this on stage, maybe talking about this

1228
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: on the podcast. One of my greatest shames is I

1229
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: find that picture hot when I when I see the

1230
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,399
Speaker 1: man holding the fish, I'm sort of like, now that's

1231
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: a man. It does something to me because.

1232
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 2: An attracted to that kind of like button down tucked

1233
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 2: into khaki shorts.

1234
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: It's all Americana And I'm as I'm talking, remember when

1235
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: I remember when I said that my dad would have

1236
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: to take care of the fish because I was grossed out.

1237
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: It's a father thing.

1238
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, it is that for you?

1239
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: Is that for me?

1240
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1241
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 4: I don't say that same thing. I don't say that

1242
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 4: man holding a fish does anything for me?

1243
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: No, because for you it's mother, Yes, exactly, yeah girl

1244
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh my gosh, she's hot.

1245
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 4: I was at a bar in LA the other day

1246
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 4: and there was this woman next to me. And you know,

1247
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 4: I've only ever been with man. I've never been not

1248
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 4: you know, because I'm a gay man and whatever. So

1249
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 4: this woman but for me, and I know this is

1250
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 4: a toxic thing for me.

1251
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: I know, I know. But if you are above.

1252
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 4: Six', TWO i don't care if you look like the

1253
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,920
Speaker 4: bottom of my, SHOE i will suck your.

1254
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 3: DICK i am just into tall. People i'm five eleven, really, yeah,

1255
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 3: yeah what have this.

1256
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:51,439
Speaker 1: Had a little?

1257
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 2: Heel yeah you, look, yeah you're getting to.

1258
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 1: If i've eleven and three.

1259
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 4: Quarters and then So i'm at this bar and ordering

1260
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 4: a drink and and THEN i feel this this, looming

1261
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 4: this presence next to, me.

1262
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 3: Like it's like it's like covering, me like just a

1263
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 3: shroud over.

1264
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 4: Me AND i look over and it is this woman

1265
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 4: that WAS i think she was like six' nine or something, like,

1266
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,640
Speaker 4: that right and she was an ex volleyball player for

1267
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 4: THE women's us volleyball team or whatever. It, was yeah

1268
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 4: AND then i looked up, at HER and i legitimately.

1269
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 4: ALMOST climax i was so turned on BY what. I

1270
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,760
Speaker 4: SAW and, i so if there are any tall ladies

1271
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 4: out there to the market, is open you just want

1272
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 4: to be you want to. BE engulfed i want to,

1273
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 4: be engulfed you KNOW what. I mean and, this woman

1274
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 4: she was just so tall and so statuesque and. So

1275
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 4: beautiful she was the Hottest person i've ever seen in.

1276
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: My life that is.

1277
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 2: So, interesting well, you know people are either horses, or

1278
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 2: PONIES and i. THINK it, i, Think everard i've heard dogs.

1279
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,479
Speaker 3: Or cats i've never heard of horses.

1280
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 2: Of, poney no this IS something i. Made UP but

1281
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 2: i feel like there's two types OF and i think we're.

1282
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 2: Both PONIES and i think you're. A pony you're.

1283
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: Giving pony i'm a pony. For sure i'm.

1284
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 2: A pony you're. A cross it's like a horse and.

1285
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 1: A Pony look i'm.

1286
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 2: A mule oh, my god. A, Donkey, no no you're not. A, mule,

1287
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 2: yeah mule. Ass bitch.

1288
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 3: Like you're a cross between a donkey and.

1289
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 2: A HORSE but i think that if you're, a pony

1290
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 2: you're either attracted to horses or scared, Of THEM and

1291
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 2: I think i Would say i'm scared, of them but

1292
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 2: there is Something where, I'M like i get NERVOUS when

1293
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: i see a Horse because, i'm like WHAT am i

1294
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 2: gonna do with?

1295
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 1: All That, m well it's like the fear, is attraction,

1296
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: you know do? You, think Yeah sometimes i'm like, So

1297
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: scared i'm, like, nice Yeah.

1298
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 2: Well i'm also it's like when someone is so Large where, i'm,

1299
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 2: like wow you're LIKE leg i could like hug, IT please,

1300
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 2: I know georgia turning.

1301
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 3: My neck and choke stuffocate me with that.

1302
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: FUCKING thigh i. Love that do you like?

1303
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 2: A thigh i do like. A, THIGH yeah i do like.

1304
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 4: A thigh, i realized just like like really scary scene.

1305
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 4: Of guys it's just HARSH because i am a lot,

1306
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 4: of person so like YOU just i just need a,

1307
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 4: little more a, little more a little.

1308
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 3: Meat and a little hype one or.

1309
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: The other, you know you're a pony pony.

1310
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 3: For, sure, yeah, YEAH yeah i. USED to i used

1311
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 3: to suck this Guy In key GARDENS when i used to,

1312
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 3: live here and he was.

1313
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: Built like a.

1314
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 3: Fire hydrant he was a, short man but he was

1315
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 3: like A fun he was a.

1316
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: Solid. PERSON yeah i when this is such a funny

1317
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: conversation when someone's like, a square like they're like short and,

1318
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: Like wide i'm, like.

1319
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: Nice yeah like you KNOW what, i mean how did

1320
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 2: you get to be? A?

1321
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: Square also did you get to?

1322
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 2: Be that shame?

1323
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: For, sure yeah.

1324
00:57:51,840 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 2: That's good any other thoughts? On, fishing okay there's like.

1325
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 2: GOLD fishing i would like to. GO fishing, I know

1326
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 2: i would like someone to, show me but maybe someone, You,

1327
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 2: know billy like you did it all. YOUR life i,

1328
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 2: did IT but i was always afraid, of it so.

1329
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,919
Speaker 1: It's. COMPLICATED yeah i THINK like i like the idea

1330
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: of FISHING because i like ways in which you can interact,

1331
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: With water like are your water? Sign? Cancer, yeah.

1332
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 3: YEAH impicies i.

1333
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:23,840
Speaker 1: LOVE water i.

1334
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 2: LOVE water i think is? Cancer water?

1335
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: It is, but, like like fly fishing sounds so romantic

1336
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: to be like standing in water and, being like do

1337
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 1: you guys know what?

1338
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 2: That is you?

1339
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: Know what you like hold up the fishing line and

1340
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: you sort of like whip it around and it's supposed

1341
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: to like mimic how like a fly moves on the

1342
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: water so that a fish will like come up and.

1343
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 2: Get it.

1344
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: But you stand there for, a while and it's like

1345
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: sort of an all day experience of like standing, in

1346
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: water and it sounds great as like, a ACTIVITY but

1347
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,040
Speaker 1: i don't actually want to. CATCH fish i just want

1348
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: to hang out in the water and have something to

1349
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: do with.

1350
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 2: My. HANDS oh i do feel more connect to the

1351
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 2: fish than. Land animals like just, Generally speaking i'm more

1352
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 2: comfortable in an oceanic ENVIRONMENT than i am like in.

1353
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: THE jungle i, WANT yeah, I say i. Forget, it,

1354
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 2: like okay so you guys are, in community, Uh HUH

1355
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 2: like i know there's still predators, and stuff like obviously

1356
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 2: it's not all fun, and games but like there is

1357
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 2: a more communal there is a more socialist community, down

1358
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 2: there whereas it when you go to, the jungle they

1359
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 2: are people are like ripping each other.

1360
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 4: To. Treds literally oh, my god that is. So true

1361
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 4: maybe THAT'S why i feel more connected.

1362
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: To water that is. So.

1363
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 2: True, yeah yeah like a, Coral reef, i'm like you

1364
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 2: guys have have it? Figured out core reef is just. A,

1365
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: city yeah but it's like. A city it's Like a

1366
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 2: scandinavian city where they like have Figured out, oh, yeah Yeah.

1367
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 2: It's Copenhagen.

1368
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: It's copenhagen.

1369
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 2: It.

1370
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 4: WAS copenhagen i, Agree with oh, my god that's such

1371
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,479
Speaker 4: a that's such.

1372
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,919
Speaker 2: A you love, that take, thank you. That's great i'm most,

1373
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 2: you know it's Mostly finding. Nemo, based, yeah yeah there's.

1374
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,480
Speaker 1: A lot i agree. With that but then that's the.

1375
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: Same time Sometimes if i'm running through, A forest, i'm

1376
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: like this is the? True me interesting, not ME.

1377
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 2: For i feel like a dip into. A forest i

1378
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 2: can dip into, a hike but it's not Me Like

1379
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 2: i'm i'm it's dragged. For Me if i'm on, a hike.

1380
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: It's, Drag.

1381
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 4: Yeah i'm not A forest i'm not a. FOREST person.

1382
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 4: I don't i don't like sleep on. THE ground i would.

1383
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 4: SLEEP on i would sleep on. THE ocean i would

1384
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,439
Speaker 4: see on. THE beach i would sleep on. The BEACH

1385
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 4: but i would not SLEEP on i would not sleep

1386
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 4: in the woods on the.

1387
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: FOREST like. I don't i don't.

1388
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 3: WANT that i feel like there's so many things that

1389
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 3: can happen to you there.

1390
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 2: AND true i don't want to. Hear, WHO yeah.

1391
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: I don't i don't want to. Hear who.

1392
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: You KNOW what i do you want to hear what

1393
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 2: that sounds of the. One, ocean yeah.

1394
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 4: Oh, my, GOD yes i mean including like when WE

1395
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 4: when i Did the survivor experience that came out and

1396
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 4: we slept. On, that like so we're in this jungle and,

1397
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 4: you know they sold it had not rained. So Long

1398
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 4: in fijian, they're like, you know probably when they thought

1399
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 4: it was going to, be clear like the. Week before,

1400
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 4: they're like so it's looking like it's going to be

1401
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 4: rainstorm and, we're, god oh.

1402
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: That's always the worst partonal survivor when there's, the worst.

1403
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 4: Aren't right so we get out there and we're doing

1404
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 4: the thing and like we we did it from ten

1405
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 4: am on Like, a friday, let's say until ten Pm on.

1406
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 4: Sunday nights we're there for forty that's more than forty.

1407
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 4: Eight hours oh it was seventy.

1408
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 2: Two, hours, no wait, Tell, everyone okay what is? This?

1409
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 4: Called, oh, yes, okay yeah so this is Called The

1410
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 4: Survivor influence it's Called The Survival.

1411
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 3: Influencer.

1412
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 4: Episode okay they brought eight influencers Out to fiji and

1413
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:29,439
Speaker 4: they brought us there to film a forty eight hour

1414
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 4: survive experience and like the, full. Thing y'all we had

1415
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 4: to build our. Own shelter we had to build it.

1416
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 4: On fire we had to make my own our. Own

1417
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 4: food like it was. Literally that, AND well i, was,

1418
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 4: like oh they're bringing, Influencers out they're GOING to, i

1419
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 4: mean they're gonna, be crafty gonna be a crafty thing we,

1420
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 4: can get, YOU know i can get some cheetos at

1421
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 4: one o'clock MORE if.

1422
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 3: I, need to. Nah thing it was a true.

1423
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 4: Experience and it was LIKE AND i i, DON'T know

1424
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 4: I guess i just pulled out some primal leadership EXPERIENCES

1425
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 4: and i was like helping build. THE shelter i have

1426
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 4: like a, Game PLAN like i was really like instrumental

1427
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 4: in getting our. Shit, done okay so then we're on this,

1428
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 4: beach THOUGH and i mean know our shelter wasn't Sounds

1429
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 4: because i'm not a, fucking engineer and, of.

1430
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 1: Course build a. Goddamn shelter so it throws.

1431
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 4: To rain and it was legitimately from six pm in

1432
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 4: the night until, six am no rain on us sleeping, in, rain, cold,

1433
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:22,959
Speaker 4: miserable awful and IN how i got when when it finally,

1434
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 4: stopped raining because the sun didn't come out there until like,

1435
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 4: SEVEN eight i like went over to. THE beach i

1436
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 4: lean on, the sand and THAT'S when i felt most.

1437
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 4: At HOME when i was on the sand by, the beach,

1438
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 4: SLEEPING there i, was, like oh it.

1439
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 3: Feels GOOD so i think. The ocean i'm an, ocean

1440
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 3: DWELLER and i ask you.

1441
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 2: A question what is the what are the what's the

1442
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 2: choreography of the cameraman? Being there so you're doing, All

1443
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,560
Speaker 2: that we're seeing, it, LIKE wow i can't believe they're

1444
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,840
Speaker 2: out in the wilderness but there's a camera.

1445
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 3: Man, there yeah they're like they're but they're like these.

1446
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,959
Speaker 3: Camera people they are like.

1447
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 4: They're on their hands and knees, just falling just just

1448
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 4: running around, following you and like they're not allowed to

1449
01:02:57,680 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 4: give you. The time they can't, take anything so you

1450
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 4: lose all sense of like, What time like your references

1451
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 4: on time is. So off you have no idea because

1452
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 4: as soon as, the sunsets, you know, THE sunsets i

1453
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 4: know it's gonna rise when it's.

1454
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 3: Morning, time wow but like you have.

1455
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 4: No idea so at one point we were like and

1456
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 4: they told us after after, we wrapped we had the

1457
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 4: sun and said and we were there and it felt

1458
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 4: like we have been there for fucking. Twelve days at,

1459
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 4: that point it was like a few hours in and we,

1460
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 4: were like can someone just please tho as? A time

1461
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 4: and we were just and they wouldn't tell us We're, getting, like,

1462
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 4: OKAY guys i think right now it's probably like around.

1463
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 3: Twin an we've been here all.

1464
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 2: Night.

1465
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 4: Long deal it was like when y'all asked us, that

1466
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 4: question it was only. Nine pm you Don't, even.

1467
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 3: God but it felt like it was. Never ending that was.

1468
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: A nightmare. It's Tough so i've always Whenever in survivor

1469
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: when they like go, to sleep they all kind of

1470
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: like cuddle next to, each other like are you are you? Guys,

1471
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 1: cuddling yeah.

1472
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 4: We did we were on that hard ass bamboo, cut

1473
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:54,800
Speaker 4: cuddling cuddling being we started to get stinky after twenty,

1474
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 4: Four hours. I'm sure so we're, just there wet, and

1475
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 4: cold funky, as hell.

1476
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 3: Cuddling for heat because it was, So cold like You're,

1477
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 3: in fiji.

1478
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 4: It's hot, no girl when the Sunsets in fiji it

1479
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 4: is cold and it's breezy.

1480
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 2: And rainy it.

1481
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,520
Speaker 3: WAS cold, i.

1482
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 1: Mean don't you're wrong when it's when the Sunsets IN la,

1483
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: i say this is The coldest i've ever been in my,

1484
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 1: WHOLE life.

1485
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 4: I know and and then did you see Someone In

1486
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 4: new york With a lensioga coat and?

1487
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 2: Eighteen, scars, like bitch it is, NEGATIVE too.

1488
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,720
Speaker 1: I know, BUT yeah la fins.

1489
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 2: Your.

1490
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 4: Blood THOUGH since i WENT, TO LA i i become a.

1491
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 4: Weather Wimp oh i'm weak. As hell i'm so weak

1492
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,479
Speaker 4: now when it COMES and, i, MEAN yeah i gotta get. Back, here,

1493
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 4: YEAH yeah i gotta.

1494
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 1: Get strong but.

1495
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 4: It's NOT but i will say, This though, CHICAGO people

1496
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 4: i in my, Humble opinion chicago is, brutally cold and, people,

1497
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 4: like well you Lived In.

1498
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 3: New york, i'm like, But yeah chicago's a.

1499
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 4: Little different co like, the way like the wind like

1500
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 4: comes into your bones when it's fucking Cold, in chicago

1501
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:51,960
Speaker 4: it feels like.

1502
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 2: It is it's like there's. No, escape Yeah like i'm gonna.

1503
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 2: Die here yeah that's what it. Feels.

1504
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 1: Like yeah, But yeah so do you think you could

1505
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 1: ever do THE full servi? Ever run?

1506
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 4: YOU know I think, i, COULD really I think. I

1507
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,960
Speaker 4: could i, think that, YOU know I think i. HAVE

1508
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 4: this I think i have the what it takes to

1509
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 4: get through a whole, run SURVIRON and I think i

1510
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 4: would win because maybe my social Game, Was oh.

1511
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: I'M sure i. Was sure it was.

1512
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,920
Speaker 4: So good it arm you just gotta say some, nasty shit,

1513
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 4: some money just. Laugh afterwards and That's how i'd, be

1514
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 4: like oh, my god she's just, want toy.

1515
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 1: You, know well do you have any final thoughts? On

1516
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 1: fishing can we all take a fishing?

1517
01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 2: Trip? Together, yes yeah let's do a Fish On.

1518
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Speaker 1: Fire island though not.

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Speaker 2: That one, my god can. You imagine i've never heard of.

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Speaker 1: Gay fishing it's harder to erotic size fishing.

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Speaker 2: Because all those. Other sports it's like. Half, fetish yeah

1525
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 2: and they would also get distracted and have sex on.

1526
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 2: The boat it would just, be, like okay so the boat,

1527
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 2: is sinking we haven't caught.

1528
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 1: Any fish if they, were like we're doing like boat,

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01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: Sex tours i'd, be, like no that, sounds nice that does.

1530
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 2: So nice, actually cruise that's. Gay, fishing no we're all.

1531
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,919
Speaker 1: Gonna go on a big boat and we're gonna.

1532
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 2: Go fro, MY god i.

1533
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 1: CAN'T wait i. Can't, wait well the thing was also

1534
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 1: the like getting the chum and is that the the.

1535
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 2: Worms and the there's something dirty. About it it's. All,

1536
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 2: dirty yeah it's.

1537
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,320
Speaker 1: All dirty and.

1538
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 4: When you call, the, fish well you didn't. Fuck it

1539
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 4: but like y'all have to like clean it and scale it.

1540
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: DO yourself i was always scared. OF it i couldn't,

1541
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 1: do it get the guts out. AND stuff i couldn't.

1542
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 1: Do it it's. Too gross AND honestly i didn't even

1543
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: like eating IT because i, WAS like i know where that,

1544
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 1: comes from. The, pond yeah, The pond that.

1545
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 2: DAMN pond i just had the earnest thought, To, MYSELF

1546
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:38,120
Speaker 2: god i wish.

1547
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 4: The.

1548
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,479
Speaker 1: MERMAIDS no i think that literally Every time i'm, In water,

1549
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: i'm like it's just not fair that they.

1550
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 2: DON'T exist, i know it would be amazing if one

1551
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 2: of them just. Popped up, you know. IT'S regular.

1552
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: I heard the mermaids like as a myth come from

1553
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: like sailors being like really delirious and like also corny

1554
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 1: and like seeing a seal.

1555
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 4: Yea yeah BUT also i mean we also Romanticize, mermaid,

1556
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 4: like y'all if there, were mermaids they would be evil. Awful,

1557
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 4: looking yeah they're they're getting no they're down there with,

1558
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,520
Speaker 4: no sunlight they will.

1559
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 2: Look awful they will be in. Their, hair yeah like

1560
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 2: it was, not yea the.

1561
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: Hair would be.

1562
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 3: Pretty, great, no, no no.

1563
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 2: Just like seaweed stuck on her scale.

1564
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,560
Speaker 4: Exactly like when you see like those, like seals like barnacles,

1565
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:27,800
Speaker 4: on them.

1566
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 2: Literally barnacles yet.

1567
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:33,960
Speaker 1: Well imagine they had fish eyes like that's what's on.

1568
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 2: The.

1569
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 1: SIDE yeah i DON'T think i wanted To be have

1570
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 1: you Seen.

1571
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 2: The Lure l U. R e it's this like horror

1572
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 2: mermaid musical and they're the mermaids are, like evil like

1573
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,520
Speaker 2: they have like plenty teeth and they're like, it's, sorry good.

1574
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 3: That's, Good, OKAY yeah i Go Seeing aileen beer.

1575
01:07:56,760 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 2: Oh. The, selene yeah is there no.

1576
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: Feel like if we're doing Movie Bro, oh NO but

1577
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 1: i think we thought would be good or are?

1578
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,200
Speaker 2: You kidding it was supposed. To be really it's Like,

1579
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 2: CAMP no I mean i, mean, yes yes.

1580
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 4: But they it only became camp because they asked This

1581
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 4: the celine's estate for the rights and they, were.

1582
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,320
Speaker 1: Like, hell no you can't.

1583
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,559
Speaker 2: Do that that's why they. Named it ALEEN di i did.

1584
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 3: It anyway and the same woman who place to lead the.

1585
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,719
Speaker 4: Whole movie so the same woman playing her at fifty

1586
01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 4: three plays her when she's twelve. Years old with the

1587
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 4: opening scene is her at The With columbia records in,

1588
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,680
Speaker 4: The thing she's just sitting in the caravans her this

1589
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 4: old bitch like.

1590
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 3: It's crazy that is.

1591
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 1: So, funny yeah it's. So, GOOD well i gotta check.

1592
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 1: It out should we do our? FINAL segment i Guess

1593
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:46,840
Speaker 1: so i'm having so.

1594
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 2: MUCH fun i know what. A blast but, you know time,

1595
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 2: is money Time.

1596
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:55,679
Speaker 3: Is, monette okay she's.

1597
01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,559
Speaker 2: Always working oh, my god she's.

1598
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 1: Always, working okay. So money our final segment is called.

1599
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 1: Shout outs in the segment, we pay we'll watch the

1600
01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:10,840
Speaker 1: grand straight tradition of the radio, shout out shouting out, to, anything, people,

1601
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: places things ideas that we are. Enjoying currently we will

1602
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 1: go first and make them up on, the spot and

1603
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 1: we have not thought of them.

1604
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 2: Even, slightly, okay okay one came, to ME so i

1605
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:23,680
Speaker 2: can please. Go, first okay, all right, what's. UP cinephiles

1606
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 2: i want to give a shout out to penis is

1607
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:30,200
Speaker 2: being used as a gag early on in, A Film

1608
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,799
Speaker 2: so i'm thinking of Like Forgetting sarah marshall where famously

1609
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Speaker 2: you see. HIS penis i recently watched a Movie called

1610
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 2: Splitsville With. Dakota johnson have you? Seen, it no it's

1611
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 2: like two straight couples and they try to be open and.

1612
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 2: Chaos ensuits let's just, say, That okay but the first

1613
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 2: first scene you get a real, penis GAG and i,

1614
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 2: was like, you know we don't do. This anymore we

1615
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:54,640
Speaker 2: gotta use male bodies for. COMEDIC effect i thought it.

1616
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,280
Speaker 2: REALLY worked i thought it really set the tone of,

1617
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:57,800
Speaker 2: the MOVIE and i would like to see more, of

1618
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 2: it potentially with Someone Like. Colin ferrell AND so i

1619
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 2: would really love to see more of that. On SCREEN

1620
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,720
Speaker 2: and i do want to say not TO be i

1621
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,040
Speaker 2: know this is a cliche at, this point but.

1622
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 1: Enough, prosthetics yeah, enough, prosthetics please what the real penis is?

1623
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:13,559
Speaker 1: Out there?

1624
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 2: Come on this is actually THE law. I, want, YEAH

1625
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,000
Speaker 2: no i. WOULD agree i.

1626
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: Would agree, enough prosthetics.

1627
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:22,160
Speaker 2: PROSTHETIC penises i honestly shout out to Our friend joel

1628
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 2: out using a prosthetic when he had his COCKOUT on

1629
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 2: TV on tv, an, industry right, yeah.

1630
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 1: Right yes the show's. Go, Industry Yeah, Joe booster, joe

1631
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 1: yeah wait he is he had. A cockout he's like

1632
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 1: a steam, Room saying i'm gonna look.

1633
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 2: It, Up, joel.

1634
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:46,640
Speaker 1: Damn this is, so hard.

1635
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:48,759
Speaker 2: You know this is this is where it. Gets excited

1636
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,720
Speaker 2: six episode out, of six we're out of things to.

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Speaker 2: Shout out That's why i'm shouting. OUT penises i.

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01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,000
Speaker 3: Have one you can't.

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01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: Go first that would, be wrong that would be wrong as,

1640
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:02,599
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Speaker 1: Am wearing george called me into my very plain loafers

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Speaker 1: TODAY and, i said. THANK you i was looking for

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1646
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 1: it's that thing WHERE when i, GOT them i, WAS

1647
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,120
Speaker 1: like i know they're, not right and they're like almost

1648
01:11:21,280 --> 01:11:24,439
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1649
01:11:24,479 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: form but they've aged into something so classic where, it's.

1650
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 2: Like, oh damn where did you even?

1651
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:33,200
Speaker 1: Get those they're like they're like little boy loafers in

1652
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,719
Speaker 1: a way that like people are now noticing them because

1653
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 1: they seem like they come from a different. TIME period

1654
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 1: i think it's nice when you buy something and you're

1655
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: not sure what it, will be but you hold on

1656
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 1: to it for long enough that eventually it. Makes sense

1657
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 1: you have to trust. Your instincts time heals. All wounds get,

1658
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:56,160
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1659
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 1: WOULD say i love. Your loafer it's. So cute. Thank,

1660
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:00,920
Speaker 1: you yeah, they're great.

1661
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 2: Appreciate it and you? Bought them you didn't.

1662
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 3: BUY them i bought them New Feers agian tom the aged.

1663
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 2: Really, well, yeah look five year old.

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01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,520
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1665
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 2: I want to give a.

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Speaker 1: In the WAY that i, have Been but i've been

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Speaker 1: doing a. Decent.

1673
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Speaker 4: Job now half of them died two weeks ago because

1674
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 4: the irrigation, was off but THAT'S because i didn't. Pay

1675
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