Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser podcast. Er, here's Nicky. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's Nicki Laser podcast. It's Monday. Welcome.
Speaker 1: I'm here in St. Louis with Andrew. Noah is in Arizona.
Speaker 1: Coming off a big weekend of traveling with Noah in Denver,
Speaker 1: we went to visit my friend Cat Um, who's my
Speaker 1: best friend from um my first year, my only year
Speaker 1: at the University of Colorado. We met there. She's been
Speaker 1: on the podcast before and Um Yeah. We went to
Speaker 1: her house. She has a baby her she has a
Speaker 1: son too, but he was on a camping trip with
Speaker 1: her his dad, so we had the house to ourselves,
Speaker 1: us ladies with her baby girl, Lydia, who is so cute.
Speaker 1: And then we Um. She got a sitter for Friday
Speaker 1: night and Saturday night, so we got to go out.
Speaker 1: Friday night, we got into town, we went out to dinner,
Speaker 1: and then Saturday night and we stayed up talking like
Speaker 1: all night long, in for an areas. Talked at dinner,
Speaker 1: close that down, talked in the cat living room, closed
Speaker 1: that down, and then when then we're I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go to bed, and then washed our face
Speaker 1: came back in Cat's room, talked on the bed, closed
Speaker 1: that down. It was like so much sleeping on this girl.
Speaker 1: Oh I yeah, I was a little sleep deprived when
Speaker 1: I came back, especially I got a late or early
Speaker 1: early flight on Sunday. But Saturday we went to go
Speaker 1: see Um. Saturday we went shopping all day and then no,
Speaker 1: it just wasn't the vibe. I'm we had a baby
Speaker 1: with us. It's always vibe. I mean the thing was
Speaker 1: um Lydia the baby's babysitter. So Cat got a new babysitter.
Speaker 1: It was like the first time she was using this
Speaker 1: woman from UM, a friend of hers, and I call
Speaker 1: her a girl, but she's she's a woman. And when
Speaker 1: I said woman, I was like, no, she's a girl,
Speaker 1: but she's definitely she's like graduated in two thousand fourteen.
Speaker 1: I know that because guess where she graduated from Columba.
Speaker 1: Cat was like, you're not going to believe this. Uh
Speaker 1: you know, Chris was surnamed Christie Um Cindy. Cindy Cindy
Speaker 1: went to column did By the time we would get
Speaker 1: home from these dinners of talking, I was just like,
Speaker 1: I just want to not talk anymore. Being like a
Speaker 1: babysitter and this woman what happened that they were so
Speaker 1: over when she came over. We got home from the
Speaker 1: airport or dinner the first night and we met Cindy,
Speaker 1: and then Cindy was coming back the next day to
Speaker 1: babysit and I was like, just be ready for a
Speaker 1: lot of Columbine questions because it Kat had already prepared
Speaker 1: her and told her we were Columbine heads and like
Speaker 1: tested the waters first. Cindy didn't mind. She was the
Speaker 1: last graduating class with um uh Principal d Mr d
Speaker 1: who was like the principal at Columbine when it happened,
Speaker 1: And so she was the last class because he said
Speaker 1: that he wanted to retire after every I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like all right enough, oh no, yea. So
Speaker 1: he wanted to be there. I can't stop pointing with
Speaker 1: a gun hand I swear, um, it's for safety. So
Speaker 1: he wanted to be there for every everyone that was
Speaker 1: in the Columbine school system at that time. He wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure he graduate. He left after, so she
Speaker 1: was in pre She was the first preschool class during
Speaker 1: Columbine and then I can't believe she's like an adult
Speaker 1: woman now that has like step kids and stuff. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I thought she was going to be like, oh she
Speaker 1: went to Columbine, she must be like a team and
Speaker 1: she's like a woman. It makes me feel I am
Speaker 1: so old. It's so weird to see like kids that
Speaker 1: were in preschool when you were graduating high school and
Speaker 1: they have kids now. People are like, it always amazes
Speaker 1: me when you're born after two thousand and you can
Speaker 1: drink yes, and and children then too. I mean they're
Speaker 1: it's it's nuts, um, but it is nice to know that, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can have Because of Hillary swaink having kids at
Speaker 1: forty eight, now I can know I can wait until
Speaker 1: forty eight years old to everyone out. I mean, how
Speaker 1: many who did you have a kid with she's having
Speaker 1: I mean it's definitely in future because she's having twins
Speaker 1: at forty eight. But like there is an air of like,
Speaker 1: you're telling us this a little too soon. They're they're
Speaker 1: they're doing out one. I'm sorry, they're doing in April.
Speaker 1: So how many months are way? Is that? She just
Speaker 1: announced last week? Four five, six, six months, so she's
Speaker 1: three months in. Is that's when you can start telling people,
Speaker 1: even if you're forty eight with twins. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they fight each other, if one eat the other one,
Speaker 1: because like a million dollar baby, are you thinking like boxing? No,
Speaker 1: I just heard of twins eating the other twins. I
Speaker 1: just know her head hits a stool in that movie.
Speaker 1: That's all I know about it. The like, we should
Speaker 1: do a thing sometimes where we just the same movies
Speaker 1: I've never seen, and I can tell you enough references.
Speaker 1: I think at that too. Yeah, yeah, give us any movie. Noah,
Speaker 1: let's see if we can break down what the plot
Speaker 1: is movie. You think we haven't seen um Dog Day Afternoon,
Speaker 1: Day Afternoon because I don't. I know a very little
Speaker 1: bit about it, but I would like to think that
Speaker 1: it was just about a dog. I'm gonna say Vietnam.
Speaker 1: I like to think of it as a dog who
Speaker 1: is alone in the house. You gotta get this right
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. That's a really cute comic. Stran. I
Speaker 1: would love the Sunday comic Dog Day Afternoon. It's just
Speaker 1: a dog that gets left home. He has a gun.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to have you always have a gun. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he has PTSD. He's Italian, Okay, the Italian dog. Okay, afternoon,
Speaker 1: you go you break it down. Honestly, I think um
Speaker 1: it is uh. I think that maybe um who's in it?
Speaker 1: God dogged? I don't know why to pick this one.
Speaker 1: I want to say, but it's not him because that
Speaker 1: was the one Good Morning Vietnam. But I think it's
Speaker 1: around that kind of I thought I was born again
Speaker 1: Vietnam in my mind. That's what I was thinking. Oh
Speaker 1: you're do you gonna give you the summary? Well, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: dogs about I know it's about war, so I would
Speaker 1: say Vieta. But what were you going to say? I
Speaker 1: feel like a dog day afternoon. They it's towards the
Speaker 1: end of the war. They think they're getting out, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe like three and her friends have already been killed.
Speaker 1: Me to say what date of this movie, I'm going
Speaker 1: to say World War One, Vietnam was seventy seven. Ship okay,
Speaker 1: so I don't think it was like eight one. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say what were we in eight one? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say the movie came out in one. But it's about Vietnam.
Speaker 1: It could be about any time. It might be about Vietnam.
Speaker 1: So we're in Vietnam. There's four guys. There's lots of
Speaker 1: mud splashing everywhere, and like there's rain coming up from
Speaker 1: the ground. Oh yes, that was Forrest. Now we're just describing.
Speaker 1: There's a Okay, what happens in Dog Day Afternoon? Who
Speaker 1: is in it? Wait? Can I guess that um Richard
Speaker 1: Dreyfus is in it? Richard Richard gear thinking? Maybe? No,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking dry Fuss, but I don't think he's Like,
Speaker 1: why does dry Fuss? I always think of Dan Druff.
Speaker 1: I don't know why Dr Flakes. Maybe that's I just
Speaker 1: see a lot of Dan Dreff on his shoulders. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you know about Doug? Okay, who's in it?
Speaker 1: Al Pacino? Yeah, that right, I saw it last night. Well, actually,
Speaker 1: you're both really really far away from what the plot is.
Speaker 1: The movie is about um an attempted robbery for the
Speaker 1: first Brooklyn Savings Bank, and it's based on a true story.
Speaker 1: It's no war. I could have swore as a war too.
Speaker 1: Let's do another one. Let's do another one. That was okay,
Speaker 1: I'll give you another one. I'll give you one unless
Speaker 1: you have one. Noah, have you seen Fight Club? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: although I couldn't describe it less with that. But there's
Speaker 1: some movie I watch I still couldn't describe it. I
Speaker 1: still never really understood it. It's like Memento. I tried
Speaker 1: to watch. Oh yeah, I got through. Like my friends
Speaker 1: were so into that in high school, and I just
Speaker 1: couldn't really fight Club. It was the same genre. It
Speaker 1: was kind of to like that movie, like thinking, yeah, um,
Speaker 1: what's a movie that I never saw, Um, something like
Speaker 1: Casablanca or something, but I didn't see that. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: what was one that I almost watched? Apocalypse? Now I
Speaker 1: kind of know that one. Well, I know it's like
Speaker 1: red Button, Like there's a sled that's called like Rosebud
Speaker 1: or something like that. I might be thinking of a difference.
Speaker 1: And then there's a card from So there's a card
Speaker 1: game because I know when I met Charlie Sheen he
Speaker 1: had a card from it. And there's it was even
Speaker 1: that long after the war when you think about it,
Speaker 1: when well to process probs, you know, um, I guess
Speaker 1: hurt Locker was kind of so we went to go
Speaker 1: see metrics the let me guess the film are, Yeah,
Speaker 1: guess what it was about. I guess what that concert
Speaker 1: was about. Robin Williams board again. We went to Filmore.
Speaker 1: I went to the film More to see Dave Chappelle
Speaker 1: by myself in two thous three, and I cannot find
Speaker 1: any evidence of that concert online. It's so weird when
Speaker 1: you searched something online that you know happened in the
Speaker 1: two thousand's and there's it was a huge event and
Speaker 1: there's no evidence. If if someone is a better internet
Speaker 1: sleuth than me, if you can find any before Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle going to the film or in two thousand, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? Well, they claimed me went crazy when
Speaker 1: he went to Africa. After this was before Chappelle's show.
Speaker 1: I want to go see him because I knew him
Speaker 1: from You've Got Mail. I just I decided I was
Speaker 1: going to try outstand up. I signed up for that thing.
Speaker 1: I've never done it before, but I was like, I
Speaker 1: gotta go see stand up. So I googled stand up
Speaker 1: shows and then it was Dave Chappelle and I then
Speaker 1: I I amd beat him and I was like, that's
Speaker 1: the funny guy from You've Got Mail who I loved it.
Speaker 1: I had never seen it, but yes, it was so
Speaker 1: You've Got So I took a bus by myself from
Speaker 1: Boulder to Denver in the bitter cold to go see
Speaker 1: Dave Chapelle. And it was like a fever dream. And
Speaker 1: there's no evidence there's a bus. Yes, and how old
Speaker 1: at this? Yeah? So this is like your taste of
Speaker 1: stand up is Dave Chappelle at the film? Yes? And
Speaker 1: it was not a standard like it was. I remember
Speaker 1: walking in. I was probably one of the only white
Speaker 1: people there. I don't want to say only because I don't,
Speaker 1: but I did that. I realized quickly like, oh, this
Speaker 1: isn't But I was already so adamant on like I'm
Speaker 1: going alone. So I had overcome so much to even
Speaker 1: go alone. So by the time I got there and
Speaker 1: I was like out of the place, out of place,
Speaker 1: I was just like I didn't care at all. It
Speaker 1: was already like I'd already conquered the fear. It's like
Speaker 1: going bungee jumping and then seeing an alligator on your
Speaker 1: way down there and going like, Okay, I'm already got
Speaker 1: past my fear. Not that a room of black people's
Speaker 1: an alligator. Hey, look that's a white person Jewish person.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, Like it could have
Speaker 1: been a it could have I could have gotten there,
Speaker 1: and I just thought it was gonna be watching a
Speaker 1: show a stand up comedian. It wasn't about that there
Speaker 1: was a bunch of it was all black people. It
Speaker 1: was just because it was like everyone was dancing. It
Speaker 1: was like a dance club, Like is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: And it was like, oh, I wrestled them alligators. No,
Speaker 1: I got there, but everyone I remember seeing on stage
Speaker 1: he was um. They were like women on everyone's on
Speaker 1: It was like a DJ. I mean, it was like
Speaker 1: Dave Chapelle block party, but it was like before he
Speaker 1: was doing those I couldn't even believe it. So it
Speaker 1: was not a classical stand up show. And what did
Speaker 1: you What was your feeling seeing it? Didn't make you
Speaker 1: want to do a standing room only? No, I I
Speaker 1: just remember being entertained. But I just was like this,
Speaker 1: I know, this isn't what I am watching online when
Speaker 1: I type in stand up, like, this is different. But
Speaker 1: it was so fun because this these um, this group
Speaker 1: of friends was like I saw me alone and they
Speaker 1: like were like, come join us, and so I got
Speaker 1: to hang out with this whole group that noticed that
Speaker 1: I was awkwardly by myself, and it was so nice.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember anything from the show. All I
Speaker 1: can remember is seeing people dancing on stage. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like a fever dream. I don't even I can't
Speaker 1: believe I don't remember any comedy happening anything. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: feel like we add like things like it was like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like and find it online
Speaker 1: and I'm like did this happen? But it did. I
Speaker 1: even Kat remembers me going about myself to it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: so you went to Metric the film Moore. When you
Speaker 1: walk in, you get nostalgia at all, Like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, this is the space I saw him
Speaker 1: for like that, I recognized the whole area I was.
Speaker 1: I was so shocked though that place holds you know,
Speaker 1: thirty n people and I'm like, Dave Chappelle was selling
Speaker 1: out thirty nine hundred seats before Chappelle show God damn
Speaker 1: it in Denver on HBO at that time. Yeah. Maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was just I mean, this
Speaker 1: was so long ago. I was just like, damn, but
Speaker 1: the venue is amazing. No, what did you think? I was?
Speaker 1: I thought that was such a cool space. So I
Speaker 1: had such a great time. Um and we were standing
Speaker 1: in the g A section. And at first when I
Speaker 1: was walking in because we got there like right as
Speaker 1: Metric was about to go on stage, I had this
Speaker 1: feeling like, oh man, we're gonna have to like push
Speaker 1: through the crowd and it's gonna like I associated with
Speaker 1: the metal show where people like go crazy, but the
Speaker 1: audience was so tame. Everyone like kind of um had
Speaker 1: their own space and they just danced and stuff and um,
Speaker 1: it was a really great production. Who behaved yourself? You're
Speaker 1: right though, like I was kind of I was totally
Speaker 1: fine because I didn't care about getting up close. I
Speaker 1: had given up that dream of you know, there's a
Speaker 1: part of me that was like it would have been
Speaker 1: really cool to be up close because everyone was so
Speaker 1: respectful and gave everyone in their space. But like Cat
Speaker 1: and um, Cat does not care about like weaving her
Speaker 1: way through to like and then and and it was
Speaker 1: like three girls weaving their way through. When I'm at
Speaker 1: a concert and I see people like getting get in
Speaker 1: front of me acting like they have somewhere to go,
Speaker 1: like it's like I can understand one person because I, oh,
Speaker 1: that person went to the bathroom. They're finding their friends again.
Speaker 1: But when it's three girls just being like, we want
Speaker 1: to be closer, and just like I couldn't. I told no,
Speaker 1: one can't I go, I can't weave. Leave me back here,
Speaker 1: you guys go, and then I will come singularly like
Speaker 1: I'm a girl trying to get back to her seat,
Speaker 1: but I Am not going to be a part of
Speaker 1: this because then it makes girls look bad. It makes
Speaker 1: us look like twats. It makes it represents millennial women
Speaker 1: like we're twats who are just like I just serve
Speaker 1: to be up here. But like it was like a line.
Speaker 1: I have trouble with a weave. I have trouble like
Speaker 1: tapping a shoulder going on, And then they look at
Speaker 1: you like, no, I'm going up there, and they're like
Speaker 1: why are you going up there? Like they give you
Speaker 1: a look like why do you deserve it? And it's
Speaker 1: like I don't deserve it. I don't know. And then
Speaker 1: I instantly just want to get there earlier if you
Speaker 1: want me up close, as I don't want to be there.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be on a front row of
Speaker 1: a show. I mean maybe that's close to that. I
Speaker 1: mean this was going like even three quarters of the wait,
Speaker 1: Like no, a quarter of the way up. Um. It
Speaker 1: was a great spot, but it was just like I
Speaker 1: I have and my friend Cat is not a rude person.
Speaker 1: Let me just say that. She's not someone who's like
Speaker 1: I thinks she deserves things. She's just as insecure as
Speaker 1: all of us. But there was something about that. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't have that ship in me that
Speaker 1: can but you need a leader. Like but if let's
Speaker 1: say I have v I P tickets, Oh, I am
Speaker 1: getting through. If I have somewhere to being, I have
Speaker 1: a right to be there, and that's the only way
Speaker 1: to get through. Fine, But like if I'm just and
Speaker 1: I want to be up close. One of my favorite
Speaker 1: things is we my little brother was like dating an
Speaker 1: understudy of a Broadway play person and me and my
Speaker 1: mom went to the show and we went to go
Speaker 1: backstage because like she was letting those back, and the
Speaker 1: guy with the red red or whatever bro was like
Speaker 1: excuse me, and my mom was like, where with the understand?
Speaker 1: Like she said it in a way where it's like
Speaker 1: looking at it's like part of me was like god, mom,
Speaker 1: but the other party was like so happy to see
Speaker 1: her take an initiative, but also like no one's impressure
Speaker 1: with the under study. The understudy is embarrassed that she's
Speaker 1: under that's a that's a scary thing to be an
Speaker 1: understudio on a Broadway show. I feel like, ready, no,
Speaker 1: I think it would be great because you you're that's
Speaker 1: that's a big deal. I think. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: embarrassing at all or nerve racking. I really don't. I
Speaker 1: think I think it's like a big deal. But you
Speaker 1: know what's the worst part of it is when people
Speaker 1: go and you're the understudy for the role of the
Speaker 1: person who's a famous person in the play Boy, people
Speaker 1: are full of disappointment when you walk out there instead
Speaker 1: of I forgot what her name was Letter. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was UNDERSTAFD for leeting mister. Yeah. That was during Gossip
Speaker 1: Girl time too, I bet, and people were like after yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: if they come and they that's like, yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: person she was meeting Lester. Yeah, she was meeting Leaster.
Speaker 1: My mom, do you remember the play There was a
Speaker 1: guy back there. I think he's the Australian After then
Speaker 1: all the funny he's the big guys in all the
Speaker 1: funny movies. You would know him. He's Australia and he's big.
Speaker 1: He's in all the funny movies. Yeah, and I think
Speaker 1: you would find him with back what I don't know,
Speaker 1: because we'll look it up on the break. No, we won't.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back with more after this. Andrew coming
Speaker 1: down sadly, and we're back. So the play was of
Speaker 1: my cinema with Laton Mester and then also and in
Speaker 1: the understudy, but Andrew never saw Leaton Mester. And then
Speaker 1: Chris O'Dowd who is in Bridesmaids and he's not Australian,
Speaker 1: and I think he's British. He played Lenny who squeezes
Speaker 1: the mouse too hard. Chris dowd sounds like he has
Speaker 1: a big penis like like endowed, Like this has a name,
Speaker 1: I think big cock. Would you be happy with that
Speaker 1: last name? The way you are sick would be the
Speaker 1: understudy that the people would be disappointed to see what
Speaker 1: they came to the show here. Uh, and your mom's
Speaker 1: like you respect, let me in pants, Let me in
Speaker 1: the pants. So we went to the show. It was
Speaker 1: so no headphones. I had headphones, Noah, did you have
Speaker 1: had phones? No? Nikki had ear plugs to protect her ears. Plugs.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant to say. Yes, earplugs for sure.
Speaker 1: If you're good, No one, don't be care. Don't be
Speaker 1: care ear plugs you're not. But they're not well. No,
Speaker 1: your plugs aren't cut. They're protecting your ears. If you're
Speaker 1: like your plugs, your lame, you're you're you're hearing is
Speaker 1: going to be destroyed. Everyone on stage, of all the
Speaker 1: musicians you respect, they're wearing air plugs. They are Where
Speaker 1: do you get these? Um? Cat had some her husband
Speaker 1: bought because they go to shows all the time. So
Speaker 1: her husband bought her a nice pair for her birthday
Speaker 1: and she gave them to me because I forgot to
Speaker 1: give him back to her, so she said, you can
Speaker 1: keep them. Thanks Cat, I appreciate it. Um. I also like,
Speaker 1: you don't want those back. My ears are foulah. It
Speaker 1: looks like you stuck a cute tup in a baked z.
Speaker 1: I have orange in my ears all the time. It's nuts.
Speaker 1: Um So anyway, I had earplugs in, but the show
Speaker 1: was And I've been to a lot of shows recently.
Speaker 1: I I've loved all the shows I've been to. Dave
Speaker 1: was incredible, Wilco. Um I will say they in terms
Speaker 1: of David Wilko, they played all my favorite songs, so
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, and that's like my favorite shows.
Speaker 1: But this, there's something about the pace of the show
Speaker 1: was amazing. The like there was. She didn't talk a lot,
Speaker 1: which I would have wouldn't have mind, like I kind
Speaker 1: of like when people talk sometimes. Um. But it was
Speaker 1: just that she's bouncing around the whole time. She's having
Speaker 1: so much fun. She and then the l a ed
Speaker 1: screen behind whoever did the screens for Metric you don't
Speaker 1: get enough credit, shout out to you. Amazing lighting, amazing sound.
Speaker 1: The sound and lighting for that show was I'm not
Speaker 1: usually someone who's like wow the lighting and sound like
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be. It was just I was think, king,
Speaker 1: I would love to go to the show if I
Speaker 1: were deaf. Deaf people take your deaf friends to go
Speaker 1: see Metric because it's um, it's incredible, and I just
Speaker 1: at one point I was like feeling the base, like
Speaker 1: what would this feel like if I were blind and
Speaker 1: deaf like I was, I was trying to experience it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this would be an awesome show. Your
Speaker 1: dog would be like I need earplugs. Yesterday, I went
Speaker 1: to a metal show here in Tucson and I realized
Speaker 1: the sex Yes now her stories and like the name
Speaker 1: of the different songs and one was sex Prisoner, it
Speaker 1: was Wormhaven, Exule, Sex Prisoner, and Gate Creeper. That's the
Speaker 1: show I went to. And it just sounds like made up. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you went to go see them and it was
Speaker 1: haunted for sure. Um there was there was, um a
Speaker 1: blind person there and I was just like thinking, like, wow,
Speaker 1: I would her what his experiences and um, they had
Speaker 1: a like a handicap section. So he went over there
Speaker 1: and he was standing over but it was like right
Speaker 1: by the wall of amplifiers and I'm just like I
Speaker 1: was just wondering, like what that experience would have been
Speaker 1: for him? Yeah, going to Yeah, maybe he should start
Speaker 1: to him. He wasn't. He wasn't dumb. Oh, No one
Speaker 1: learned the um the word dumb this weekend when someone
Speaker 1: is because um, we asked cat where she got her cat.
Speaker 1: She has a cat named Bucky, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: got him from the Dumb Dumb Friends League. They called
Speaker 1: the Dumb Friends Lead because it's animals are dumb. They
Speaker 1: can't talk dumb meaning can't talk. Did you know dumb
Speaker 1: that can't talk? How do people not know that? So
Speaker 1: when you heard that song that deaf, dumb and blind
Speaker 1: kid show plays a mean pin, it means he's deaf,
Speaker 1: he can't talk, and he's blind. Dumb means can't talk.
Speaker 1: And I love that they called the animal place that
Speaker 1: because that is the difference. Like, that's why we eat animals.
Speaker 1: It is because they're dumb. They can't talk. If they
Speaker 1: could talk, we would never eat them. And it's an
Speaker 1: important distinction to make. But yeah, I was dumb for
Speaker 1: three weeks and then he y oh man, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? I also liked that there was another
Speaker 1: highlight for me, among many things from the weekend. After
Speaker 1: the concert, we didn't have like one group picture together,
Speaker 1: so um, we thought, all right, well, after the show,
Speaker 1: we'll go outside and we'll take a photo. And this
Speaker 1: is like why I love Nikki. So she gets her
Speaker 1: phone ready and then there's just like a group of
Speaker 1: guys that walk by and she's like, excuse me, can
Speaker 1: you take our picture? And of course they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course we will. She's just like directing them so
Speaker 1: that we would get the perfect picture. Yeah, like the street,
Speaker 1: like make sure you get this lighting and then yeah,
Speaker 1: and then give them directions. Well, it's just like because
Speaker 1: we were at a certain looka. It wasn't like I
Speaker 1: went go across the street and turn this way. It
Speaker 1: was literally where they were standing. They just had to
Speaker 1: turn their back. Because people, if you're taking just out
Speaker 1: there for the layman, if you want to take a
Speaker 1: good photo, you see where the light's coming, right, Like
Speaker 1: if there's a big TV screen, use that TV screen
Speaker 1: light to to so have someone stand against the TV
Speaker 1: and shoot towards you. So we were in front of
Speaker 1: the film more. Most people would probably get a picture
Speaker 1: in front of the film more to be like we
Speaker 1: were here, but there's a huge neon, huge l e
Speaker 1: ed sign being like Metric tonight and it's all white
Speaker 1: and light and blue colors, and we would have been backlit.
Speaker 1: We would have looked like shadows in front of this thing.
Speaker 1: So we like, let's use that. It's like a ring light.
Speaker 1: And so we had the guy. I had the guy
Speaker 1: stand against that and shoot us the film more. Who
Speaker 1: cares that you well, we know, like we I just
Speaker 1: wanted to put it together. Would you rather have a
Speaker 1: photo that has shows your faces or one that shows
Speaker 1: the location. I think shittier photos showing location for me
Speaker 1: really yeah, because it's more of a memory. If not,
Speaker 1: I gotta go with the hell was it? Oh this
Speaker 1: is I don't think I'll ever forget that. That's where
Speaker 1: that was. It's like a busy streets. It's with the
Speaker 1: two people I went to the film more with, Like
Speaker 1: I wasn't in the showing off that I was there.
Speaker 1: I took if you went to the Eiffel Tower and
Speaker 1: the lights were coming off the Eiffel Tower and you're like,
Speaker 1: you know, let me get the lights from the Eiffel
Speaker 1: Tower to face my face. Well, I'm just saying it
Speaker 1: was we we are. I think our goal wasn't to
Speaker 1: get a picture of the film, or it was to
Speaker 1: get a picture of us three. Yeah, it's a different goal,
Speaker 1: but um yeah we got a picture and then um
Speaker 1: we had our whole Could you think about Metric because
Speaker 1: she did your song for did you think about it? Well,
Speaker 1: this is the thing my dad I told him last weekend,
Speaker 1: like we're going to Metric and he goes and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, they you know, I bought their
Speaker 1: song to use my specials thirty dollars to use, which
Speaker 1: well money well spent but um it uh. And he
Speaker 1: was like, you should write them, Lo'll give you free tickets.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what am I supposed to do? What
Speaker 1: am I? How am I? Let me just see how
Speaker 1: that's gonna go. I write them a d M them
Speaker 1: and I say, Hi, I spent thirty dollars using your song?
Speaker 1: Will you give me free tickets? Like? How do I
Speaker 1: ask for free tickets? I'm obviously someone who can afford
Speaker 1: to buy tickets. I don't know about if it's about
Speaker 1: the free ticket. I just say, you're gonna go see
Speaker 1: your show? Yeah, be like I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: your show. I'm going to be such a surreptitious way
Speaker 1: of being like, give me free to hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. First of all, Cat bought us
Speaker 1: the tickets right like a treatment like okay, so you
Speaker 1: could have been you know, like you could have d
Speaker 1: M them, Hey, I'm excited I'm coming to Denver to
Speaker 1: see you, which we could have gotten backstage and met
Speaker 1: them because after the show, when Nikki tagged them on Instagram,
Speaker 1: they had sent her a message and said, oh, next time,
Speaker 1: let us know that you're coming to our show. We
Speaker 1: would love to meet Nikki. The band would love to
Speaker 1: meet Nikki. Yeah, I get the feeling of not wanting
Speaker 1: to like just I know how people do it with
Speaker 1: me where they go where I go, just ask me
Speaker 1: for tickets, you know, like because they do the thing
Speaker 1: of like we want to come see you, and I
Speaker 1: have to go. I'll get you camps. It's just like
Speaker 1: there's there are times where you know, Metric did not
Speaker 1: need my ticket sales. They did very well, but I'm
Speaker 1: someone who's not like, you know, it's new to me
Speaker 1: doing theaters of this size, and when people write me
Speaker 1: that I know can afford tickets and they're kind of
Speaker 1: just like, hey, we're coming to see you, I just
Speaker 1: want them to buy the ticket and then tell me,
Speaker 1: which is exactly what we would have done in this scenario.
Speaker 1: But when I just don't like lying, and so if
Speaker 1: I'm like looking to get tickets, but I'm doing it
Speaker 1: in like a passive way potentially, but I did. I'm
Speaker 1: glad we didn't go by stage. I would have been
Speaker 1: stressed out about what I was wearing. I didn't bring
Speaker 1: cute enough clothes. And also I don't want to bug them.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do meet and greets, and it would
Speaker 1: have been fine, and it would have been great. I
Speaker 1: just kind of I was almost glad not to meet
Speaker 1: them because I got to just have and I didn't
Speaker 1: have to be nervous the whole time being like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I have to like see this person who
Speaker 1: has just had the best show ever and communicate how
Speaker 1: I feel about it. Not that I don't love meeting
Speaker 1: greets and all these things, but it was just um
Speaker 1: and I look forward to meeting them at some point
Speaker 1: because I after seeing her show last, their show two
Speaker 1: nights ago, I went on like a crazy binge yesterday
Speaker 1: of like reading everything about their songwriting process and their
Speaker 1: production and how they got together. And so now I
Speaker 1: I feel like I just know them so much more
Speaker 1: after seeing them, because I was blown away. If they're
Speaker 1: they're coming to Boston there, I don't know why I'm
Speaker 1: promoting their dates. I'm also coming to a lot of places.
Speaker 1: You should go see me, please God, my ticket sales
Speaker 1: are I have not promoted my shows at all. So
Speaker 1: if you are anywhere in Iowa or um, where else
Speaker 1: am I going? Memphis, UM thousand, California another place in California. Um, uh,
Speaker 1: just look at my toward dates. If you have money
Speaker 1: to spare, please come see me. It's going to be
Speaker 1: an amazing show. Um and I need I just I
Speaker 1: have not promoted my show at all. I'm so bad
Speaker 1: at promotion, so I have to say them in here.
Speaker 1: But also go seem hat trick because it was such
Speaker 1: a good show. It was so so good. No, what
Speaker 1: did you think as someone who had never really heard
Speaker 1: of them until I loved it? I thought their set
Speaker 1: was very thoughtful, and it seemed like like every every
Speaker 1: um like four or so songs, we're going into like
Speaker 1: a different phase. And I loved how in the middle
Speaker 1: of the set, um the guitar player and the singer
Speaker 1: her name is Emily right, yeah, Emily she they did
Speaker 1: an acoustic song of combat baby Yeah, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was so good. It was just like a nice
Speaker 1: little break and then they got back into us and
Speaker 1: there was once. I haven't really gotten into their new album.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have it where you hear a song
Speaker 1: for the first time and you just know it's about
Speaker 1: to be your favorite song that it's going to like
Speaker 1: You're like it's almost love at first sight, where you
Speaker 1: like I'm about to get sucked into a vortex of
Speaker 1: only hearing this song for the next four weeks. This
Speaker 1: is all I'm gonna listen to. And then after that
Speaker 1: I'm going to burn out and not be able to
Speaker 1: really hear it as much with the same like, and
Speaker 1: then two years later you have a little bit of
Speaker 1: a renaissance, and then two years after that you love,
Speaker 1: and then six years after that you'll have an even
Speaker 1: bigger one. Like the rest of your life. It is
Speaker 1: almost like running into a lover in public where you're like,
Speaker 1: you'll hear it and go like and like your body
Speaker 1: will fill with chills and like, yeah, there's such a
Speaker 1: dopamine hit from a song you love. The song that
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with right now is it's called for Mentora.
Speaker 1: For Mentara's I think. God, Yeah, I did type in
Speaker 1: Foromna yesterday and they were like nothing to be found,
Speaker 1: But for Menora is like my new favorite. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: I just as soon as she started playing it and
Speaker 1: like the I guess by the time of the first
Speaker 1: chorus hit, I had googled the lyric I heard to
Speaker 1: be like, what is this song and added it to
Speaker 1: my Spotify What was it? The acoustic one. It was
Speaker 1: the real version. I love an acoustic after a bunch
Speaker 1: of electric and then it's just like damn with just
Speaker 1: a guitar, just become so personal. Yes, And I wonder
Speaker 1: if it would stand out if they did all acoustic.
Speaker 1: I feel like because they go from Yeah, you need variety,
Speaker 1: you need peaks and valleys for sure. So it was
Speaker 1: really good. You went to a concert this weekend right now.
Speaker 1: Went to Jake Owen, who's from my hometown in Vio Beach, Florida,
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, he came through St. Louis. He played
Speaker 1: at the Family Arena in St. Charles, the Riverport. No, no,
Speaker 1: that's not Riverport. Sorry, okay, the Family are I've never
Speaker 1: been there, but I've heard a lot about us. I
Speaker 1: don't know who plays there. I mean a lot of
Speaker 1: people do. I think Kelly Clarkson went there once. I mean,
Speaker 1: like who like like sports team. I think, like like
Speaker 1: a soccer team, like a arena. I mean it's like
Speaker 1: an arena out of nowhere, like out of nowhere. Just
Speaker 1: and um yeah, I mean I was, you know, I
Speaker 1: it was. I I love him as like a performer,
Speaker 1: he like was Jake like he moved to Nashville from
Speaker 1: like Florida's. He went to Florida State, he broke his
Speaker 1: collar bone, moved to Nashville, opened up a bank account,
Speaker 1: and had a record deal within like a month. When
Speaker 1: we were like all like in our twenty what's a
Speaker 1: bank account? Part? Because okay, so he opened up a
Speaker 1: bank county Yeah, sorry, I'm trying to go. He gets
Speaker 1: a library card and then he has a book a
Speaker 1: book deal or like it's like, what does that have
Speaker 1: to do with anything? Does you mean like money in
Speaker 1: the bank account? Story was just cryptic. He lives a
Speaker 1: little chross because I feel like I was at the
Speaker 1: rush him. Okay, I'll fucking why I'm not holding up
Speaker 1: the brake sign. Yeah, there's nothing, but not that you
Speaker 1: would acknowledge. First of all, First of all, first he blink.
Speaker 1: You know, it's his third album came out n Es. Okay,
Speaker 1: So he gets a quiz Nos frequent shopper card. He
Speaker 1: signs the story okay, part of a tank and Ney thing.
Speaker 1: You know, he's running for presidents. So he gets a
Speaker 1: bank account and then so Obama went to Harvard, he
Speaker 1: became president. Okay, so no, so he the president, he
Speaker 1: opened the bank account with he gave them his CD
Speaker 1: and that person knew one record execution. You thought that
Speaker 1: we would get from the and Okay, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what happened. I'll tell you what happened. This is what happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. This story. But you think
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that, but the list dumb terms.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. There's no one here. Everyone's
Speaker 1: a lame And besides the story story, this is this
Speaker 1: is the reason why I don't know why I was
Speaker 1: telling his origin story. And when I got caught in
Speaker 1: the origin story, I wanted to get out of it.
Speaker 1: But the only way to get out of it was
Speaker 1: to get him to be a superstar as quick as possible,
Speaker 1: because the origin story had nothing to do with the concert.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. So funny, I got stuck in origin.
Speaker 1: He gets he got a record. He was born a
Speaker 1: burro beach in a river, in a river boat in
Speaker 1: four He grew up in the mangroves. Yeah, none of
Speaker 1: this is pertinent. Pertinent, Okay, that is so funny. He
Speaker 1: gave his he gave his mix tape to the guy
Speaker 1: at the bank and then the bank had some connections
Speaker 1: and then it led to a record. So within like
Speaker 1: six months he was opening for Kenny Chesney. So like
Speaker 1: he's been famous in our hometown for like twenty years now.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of guy that made good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he made good and we were never we were kind
Speaker 1: of close. He has a twin brother who like sells insurance,
Speaker 1: who I was closer with. What's his origin story, that's
Speaker 1: pretty much the whole thing. He opened up a bank
Speaker 1: account of the state beach. Ye. So so anyway, so
Speaker 1: Jake was nice enough to get me and Brennan tickets.
Speaker 1: We were third row, like center stage. Did that come
Speaker 1: to beat? Did you reach out to him, let's get
Speaker 1: the ticket? I had Cat bought the tickets and then
Speaker 1: I know I I reach out to him. Yeah. Did
Speaker 1: you say how did you do it in a passive way?
Speaker 1: Because you didn't say can I get free tickets? No? No,
Speaker 1: of course, not exactly. I said, Jake, I got look,
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you. Know. I've known you since
Speaker 1: the bank account, Davis, since before you opened up bank
Speaker 1: at out. Yeah, I've known you before when you were
Speaker 1: just making cash and sad cafe. Yeah, so I said
Speaker 1: I want to hear. I said, I would like to
Speaker 1: see you perform. Wait, let's just see the text. No,
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna make fun of it because I
Speaker 1: was passive. Yeah, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: This is what I That's what I hate doing. I
Speaker 1: just want to like say I done stuff like this before.
Speaker 1: I swear to God I have This is what I
Speaker 1: always say. I go, hey, I'm I always I really
Speaker 1: don't do that. I always I can't three rows of
Speaker 1: people to get to a better vantage point to see metric,
Speaker 1: like because I'm like a good person. It's just like
Speaker 1: butt you just say, can I get free tickets? Is
Speaker 1: my true question? Yeah, I don't know. I I think
Speaker 1: it's hard for people to write free. I think it's
Speaker 1: like you know, for for Tom, when I asked him,
Speaker 1: I go, um, I'm I'm I'd love to see you
Speaker 1: and that all that. I was just like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come see you. And I said, I said, um, I
Speaker 1: know that we get camps. So I think I wrote,
Speaker 1: do you have any comps? If not, I'm totally fine paying.
Speaker 1: That's what I wrote, I think, which was true. So
Speaker 1: I did ask for comps, but I acknowledged, but I
Speaker 1: asked for them. I didn't go like, hey, you're coming
Speaker 1: to It's tougher to ask that for some reason. Well
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It's not easy to ask for
Speaker 1: what you actually want, but it's not the passive way.
Speaker 1: But I get it. I get why. I mean literally
Speaker 1: everyone who asked me for tickets and you can continue
Speaker 1: to do this. They go, I'd love to We're gonna
Speaker 1: come see you. What time is the show? And that's
Speaker 1: kind of the way they do it where it's like,
Speaker 1: don't buy tickets. I got you, but even though you
Speaker 1: could afford it, and I do need those ticket sales
Speaker 1: and it wouldn't matter to me, just don't get you
Speaker 1: in Oh, so I said, And this, I guess this
Speaker 1: does come passive aggressive. But here's the thing or passive passive.
Speaker 1: So I said, remember the bank. I go, should I
Speaker 1: come to the show tomorrow night? And he goes, how
Speaker 1: far is it from you? I go thirty minutes? He goes,
Speaker 1: come on, bro, I go, me and my girl will come.
Speaker 1: Should we hang with you? Girl? You're talking like country
Speaker 1: understand what I'm talking about. What I self, me and
Speaker 1: my lady, You're coming down works back style. We'll leave now,
Speaker 1: I reckon, we'll get there. Yeah, so six weeks later
Speaker 1: we got there. Uh, should we hang with you backstage?
Speaker 1: Or buy tickets and maybe hang after I got you covered?
Speaker 1: I'll hit you tomorrow. It sounds good, see you soon. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you did offer to buy tickets? Okay, so you
Speaker 1: did pretty much the same thing when you get me backstage?
Speaker 1: Or should I buy tickets? How piss would you have
Speaker 1: if you have to buy ticket? Honestly I would have
Speaker 1: been angry. I I did want to hang with him,
Speaker 1: just because, like I mean, I'm kind. So we did
Speaker 1: get to hang. So there were some There's a really
Speaker 1: funny moment at the concert. So you're gonna call this cut,
Speaker 1: I think, but I wanted to get out of it,
Speaker 1: and so I don't do anything. So he throws bud
Speaker 1: lights into the crowd. That's that's dangerous, is it? At
Speaker 1: You're you're nine steps, you're nine bank. It's very dangerous.
Speaker 1: So he's like hands or okay, bottled broken bottle? Under right?
Speaker 1: Did someone get hurt? He's throwing him but like second row,
Speaker 1: he threw one at me and the guy connect to
Speaker 1: me caught it. I got hit with an ear. I
Speaker 1: got two picks from got hit in the ear with
Speaker 1: a pick that he threw out. That's crazy. But anyways,
Speaker 1: he's throwing bud lights in the crowd and you know,
Speaker 1: you see him throw one like two ft you know.
Speaker 1: For next you know, he throws like five or six,
Speaker 1: and you see him getting a little bit more like
Speaker 1: let's let's get a little bit far, and I can
Speaker 1: see it in his eyes and getting too confident with
Speaker 1: throwing him people catching on me like yeah, and then
Speaker 1: he like literal points like dude about I mean, it's
Speaker 1: so far, like I'm talking like twot like like, and
Speaker 1: he just comes, yeah, bro, you and the guy's like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes and it just it seemed like forever
Speaker 1: and it just it hit a woman, That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: on the head, who looked like she was already confused
Speaker 1: of why she was there before she got and and
Speaker 1: someone's girl, but he's in the middle of the song,
Speaker 1: so it was like a traffics Scotts. And then I'm
Speaker 1: just watching this woman the whole time for the next
Speaker 1: three songs, cause she's just like despondent, like I can't
Speaker 1: believe her. Yeah, I could see her from stage. You're
Speaker 1: turning around and looking at like like she can't see
Speaker 1: that I'm looking at her, but she remember, we know,
Speaker 1: would just be like, oh, I'll go you and what's
Speaker 1: the thing where kind of no, no, no, like I'm
Speaker 1: getting better because you've told me many times, Like you
Speaker 1: know the classic thing of like you kick him under
Speaker 1: the table and he goes, why are you kicking me?
Speaker 1: Or like if there's facial figurement, he'll go like look
Speaker 1: over there, look do you see And I'm like, we
Speaker 1: all see the person the girl in the wheelchair, Yes,
Speaker 1: what was the person that got on their knee? And
Speaker 1: that we were laughing at the guy on his knee,
Speaker 1: but it looks like we're laughing at someone in a
Speaker 1: witch But like I could just see if if something happened.
Speaker 1: Andrews turning around like like you're not good at on
Speaker 1: peripheral vision, dude. Look, I just kept looking at her
Speaker 1: because I felt bad for her. I really did feel
Speaker 1: bad for her, and she looked so despondent, like I
Speaker 1: just get oh my god, how did I protect predict that? Sandress?
Speaker 1: I mean so so then so I see her though
Speaker 1: like three songs after that, she starts singing again. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, either she's really fun and you were
Speaker 1: really worried about that. I was kind of. I was
Speaker 1: just so intrigued because not every day you get hit
Speaker 1: with a beer. So then so Jake gets a tattoo
Speaker 1: earlier in the day and he goes, you know, I've
Speaker 1: just you know, been a little down and I just
Speaker 1: felt again a tattoo of just like drawing like these
Speaker 1: guys did for him. And he's like, does anyone in
Speaker 1: the cry I won't get tattooed? And this drunk woman,
Speaker 1: I don't get beerhead not a different woman. Actually, like
Speaker 1: seven people raised a hand. Of course, people love free tattoos,
Speaker 1: especially at a JC, and they offered it. By no,
Speaker 1: he's like this woman they put out the tape on
Speaker 1: stage and he's just singing a song and she's just
Speaker 1: like getting a tattoo. Hundreds of people at that show
Speaker 1: would have talked about probably once you start getting tattoos,
Speaker 1: you don't care about at it like Ian gets them.
Speaker 1: That is true. I don't know if this one. I
Speaker 1: don't know if this woman is a tatoo. The next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, this woman she got one. I know I
Speaker 1: thought about it, but so then, uh, it was pretty funny,
Speaker 1: like I made a stupid but the two people got
Speaker 1: tattooed the bud like girl and like, who do you
Speaker 1: think woke up more upset? Like the girl that Yeah,
Speaker 1: that girl that had an imprint of a can ring
Speaker 1: on her forehead for the rest of her tattoo. It's
Speaker 1: so embarrassing to get hit in the face by anything
Speaker 1: when you don't see it coming. That's why I hate
Speaker 1: when boys are playing ball or catch or any kind
Speaker 1: of sport near me. I told him if he got
Speaker 1: sued for like Florida, May countries, I'm surprising more people
Speaker 1: don't get hurt at shows, and then they must maybe
Speaker 1: the venue pays for it, because people get hurt at
Speaker 1: shows bouncing like there's just no way, and so who's
Speaker 1: paying for that? I wonder? I don't know. I mean
Speaker 1: it was it was I could see her. Did anyone
Speaker 1: see the Woodstock documentary not yet limpid? Like fred Durst
Speaker 1: has something? What did he throw? He's the one that
Speaker 1: kind of got them to be like break ship funck
Speaker 1: shit up and like they were already so hied and
Speaker 1: then he was just like he got them to just
Speaker 1: go next level start, he played a song that was
Speaker 1: called like break Ship, break stuff or break stuff, and
Speaker 1: so people just started and they started like surfing on
Speaker 1: all the you know, big pieces of plywood they were
Speaker 1: pulling off the sound. Have you ever seen a con
Speaker 1: throw a person into the crowd, Someone like threw something
Speaker 1: at him on stage and he's like, oh, that's cool, man,
Speaker 1: come up on stage, you can hang out. And then
Speaker 1: he threw him and then he and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't go to any genre of concert. So so
Speaker 1: then we go backstage, which was really cool, but like
Speaker 1: people are getting tattooed like left and right because there's
Speaker 1: a tattoo. Ares No, I wasn't feeling. Yeah, it wasn't divide,
Speaker 1: but it was. It was a really it was a
Speaker 1: really fun night. And I don't know, it's a it's different.
Speaker 1: Music is like, it's so weird that comedy you just go,
Speaker 1: you just need a microphone. They need know much shit.
Speaker 1: I know many people they go. I know they're making
Speaker 1: a lot of money, but man, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: Oh boy, there's like forty people just work backstage manning
Speaker 1: different stuff. And then also your band, which you got
Speaker 1: to pay pretty handsomely and then when people start like
Speaker 1: why did they go solo? Yeah, so much of their
Speaker 1: sales is merch. That is, the artists depend on merch
Speaker 1: so so much. Speaking of new merch, on my tour,
Speaker 1: it's dope. I worked very hard to make it the
Speaker 1: Good Girl Tour. Yeah, so I tried to name I
Speaker 1: wanted to name it the name of my special, but
Speaker 1: then my agent said people would think it was the
Speaker 1: same material from the special, And I'm like, isn't that
Speaker 1: so funny? Like if I know it's been noted before.
Speaker 1: But musicians, if you pay played new music, everyone hates you.
Speaker 1: But if you're a comedian and you do anything, you
Speaker 1: can only do new stuff, and if you do anything
Speaker 1: that is recognizable, people go. People have a right to
Speaker 1: just dismiss you as just taking our money, like we
Speaker 1: already saw this. But it does make sense because comedy
Speaker 1: laughter is a response to being scared or surprised. That's
Speaker 1: why a lot of times people after they're scared, they laugh.
Speaker 1: It's a very common response to being scared as to
Speaker 1: have people giggle. You do it sometimes when you're nervous,
Speaker 1: you laugh. Do you think do you think? So? You know,
Speaker 1: comedy is like do you think this joke is going
Speaker 1: this way, and I'm gonna say this way and then
Speaker 1: you laugh. So it's about surprise. So if you hear something,
Speaker 1: you know, but I've heard the same story more than once.
Speaker 1: Like George Carlin started that thing like a new special
Speaker 1: every two hour, and then Louis said it. You know you.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, even if you think it's just
Speaker 1: as good, it's not as good as the first time
Speaker 1: you heard it. Yeah. I saw Mitch Hedberg though, and
Speaker 1: like he was a one liner guy, so obviously, and
Speaker 1: then what happens is people starting literally saying it's punch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what, it's just as close to as
Speaker 1: good as the first time you heard it. Is the
Speaker 1: first time your friend who you know will appreciate the joke.
Speaker 1: Here's it. You know. It's like showing someone a YouTube video.
Speaker 1: I right now, it's a good break. I am so
Speaker 1: obsessed with a video I cannot stop watching it. I
Speaker 1: watched it on the plane yesterday on repeat for an hour.
Speaker 1: It is that guy Eggs Tyrone who puts dance. He
Speaker 1: takes people like different dancing clips and then puts different
Speaker 1: music to it, so these people look like the dancing
Speaker 1: different songs. It's so good eggs tyrone spelled exactly like
Speaker 1: you think it is. And they did this. He took
Speaker 1: this one from Diddy and his son's dancing. Diddy is
Speaker 1: dressed up like um pennywise from it, and then his
Speaker 1: sons are dancing around him and the dancing is just phenomenal.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting. But if they're dancing to just a
Speaker 1: rap song. But then he took that music out and
Speaker 1: put in modest mouse Brain, Dick and Dick, Ding Crash
Speaker 1: and the good thing. It's all my story. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put on my story every single day until I stop
Speaker 1: being obsessed with it, because I need to know. I
Speaker 1: have never liked a video this much in my life.
Speaker 1: I can't stop watching it. It makes me happy, it
Speaker 1: soothes me. It is like I feel, you know how
Speaker 1: sometimes special needs people like watch the same video or
Speaker 1: chill Dren just want the same thing over and over
Speaker 1: and over. Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 1: Like just I've never been this obsessed with something. I mean,
Speaker 1: granted it's a forty five second video, but I'm watching
Speaker 1: it on repeat, just the way the dancing is. It
Speaker 1: just it's something about it's the most. It's it's the
Speaker 1: thing in the world that has hit me the most,
Speaker 1: in like a place of like this is everything I've
Speaker 1: ever wanted the world is okay. I like the idea
Speaker 1: because I see those kind of videos and they'll play
Speaker 1: like yakety sacks or whatever, like over like something that's
Speaker 1: really cool. But I like that modest mouth. Can I
Speaker 1: play it for you to see if you're in transpired
Speaker 1: as me, I'm sure I will be. But I like
Speaker 1: that the song still has somewhat of rhythm. It's still
Speaker 1: kind of cool. The song is so cool, so it's
Speaker 1: not like completely making a joke out of it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yes, And I would think most
Speaker 1: that song was cool before smartphones. So a lot of
Speaker 1: people are being introduced to the songs something okay, So
Speaker 1: it's the middle one on the top. I love the
Speaker 1: idea that modest mouth like becomes see if Andrew enjoys
Speaker 1: it in much of that like don't get a hit
Speaker 1: one morning, they'll be like, why did I have nine million?
Speaker 1: M good? It's just did he and his son's walking
Speaker 1: down the hall way. But watch how good I call God.
Speaker 1: I thought you would be afraid of the clown. No,
Speaker 1: it makes me happy. The clown is so cute. It
Speaker 1: makes Pennywise. Like yesterday I walked past a sewer and
Speaker 1: I was like, where are you coot? It was a
Speaker 1: little chipmunk came out of the seward instead. It scared
Speaker 1: me because I really was looking for penny Wise. And
Speaker 1: I love that. It's like, you didn't get to the a.
Speaker 1: I didn't again he went to the bank account. No, don't,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it now, but you got to watch
Speaker 1: it all later. It's so good because you know because
Speaker 1: then it goes and we all okay. The he changes
Speaker 1: the rhythm the like there's something so soothing about dancing
Speaker 1: that goes exactly to the song that I really like.
Speaker 1: Who knew that I was into dancing so much. I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed TikTok where they do Oh we gotta go to break?
Speaker 1: I could feel it. I could feel it. We'll be
Speaker 1: back right after this with Top one Bottom one on
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer podcast. Alright, we're back crash um and I
Speaker 1: will see on that video that eggs tight rown guy.
Speaker 1: He doesn't only put in the music. What's brilliant about
Speaker 1: that guy is that he makes the music almost sound
Speaker 1: like it's coming from that event, so he won't it's
Speaker 1: not played over it. It's so he puts a little
Speaker 1: claps in the song to make to match the claps
Speaker 1: of the dancers, so it makes it sound like that's
Speaker 1: the song that was playing in that hallway, and he
Speaker 1: you know, distorts the sounds so that it sounds like
Speaker 1: it was in that hallway, to which you don't realize
Speaker 1: something so much like effects. A video was like, um,
Speaker 1: there was another video yesterday that I go oh, I
Speaker 1: went down on fucking worm home yesterday. I don't even
Speaker 1: want to talk about it. And I found someone that
Speaker 1: I've never been more jealous of in my life whose
Speaker 1: life I just like, I can't. I wrote on yet
Speaker 1: and I was like, do you know who this girl was?
Speaker 1: And she was like, don't do this to yourself, Nikki.
Speaker 1: She's perfect. I'm not even gonna say who it is
Speaker 1: because I don't. She is funny, she's gorgeous, she's has
Speaker 1: perfect style, a perfect home, a perfect dog, a perfect boyfriend,
Speaker 1: a perfect amount of like she's like, does does her
Speaker 1: own products, she and her husband collaborate perfectly like it.
Speaker 1: It is so triggering. I could not I was in
Speaker 1: bed watching her and just it was like cutting myself.
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop. I was trying to find anything about
Speaker 1: this woman's life that was tragic that maybe spoke to
Speaker 1: a deep pain. Um on you was like, I think
Speaker 1: her parents are divorced. I was like, okay, we got
Speaker 1: stuff that like there was there's but there's nothing, there's nothing.
Speaker 1: Her life is perfect in Anya Anya. Usually when I
Speaker 1: present her with someone, she goes Nikki. You don't understand,
Speaker 1: like that girl probably has this, she probably doesn't eat
Speaker 1: that much, and like, but this girl, we both concluded,
Speaker 1: literally has a perfect life. And Anya was like, I
Speaker 1: can't go down that. Don't send me down that hole again.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give anything now. There's no there's
Speaker 1: nothing I will give anyone about this girl. I'll just
Speaker 1: say and if you're talking, she's already we already married
Speaker 1: her off. Um. Yeah, and she's so tiny, she's four. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get into top one. Bottom one. Today's category is
Speaker 1: an anticipation of me traveling to l A. I think
Speaker 1: that was kind of it. I'm I'm traveling tonight, traveled yesterday,
Speaker 1: Noah traveled yesterday. We all spend a lot of times
Speaker 1: and they met the best sie at the airport. Really,
Speaker 1: her name is Sid. Yes, okay, so I recognized you.
Speaker 1: I was at my gate eating Cheetos, which is what
Speaker 1: I got from the topic and Cheddar get the Cheddar
Speaker 1: so uh. And it was like seven minutes before boarding,
Speaker 1: and I'm I was debating if I shoulder This is
Speaker 1: what I was debating. Do I do I wipe them
Speaker 1: on my used tissue that's in my bag or do
Speaker 1: I just go wash my hands because the bathroom was
Speaker 1: right there? Or do I suck? But I was at
Speaker 1: the wet okay, so yeah, but then I would wipe
Speaker 1: it on my jeans. So anyway, I decided to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and wash my hands. And as I'm
Speaker 1: walking with like my cheeto hand, all I heard was
Speaker 1: can I get your picture? And I just looked and
Speaker 1: I didn't hear the first part of what Sid said.
Speaker 1: She goes, Hey, I'm a bestie. Can I get a
Speaker 1: photo with you? Please? And she's so cute because later
Speaker 1: she told me She's like, oh I know, um what Nick?
Speaker 1: He says like, have your phone ready? So I had
Speaker 1: my phone? Oh my god. Anyway, so she likes I
Speaker 1: asked those guys too. I was like, following my own
Speaker 1: room did exactly. So just a quick tidbit. She said
Speaker 1: she would listen to us every single day. A sidbit
Speaker 1: in Africa, in Africa, in Africa, which I think we
Speaker 1: should take time to acknowledge our international listeners, by the way,
Speaker 1: because there's a lot I got. I got a text
Speaker 1: or a d M from someone who I said Uganda
Speaker 1: the other day. I just, you know, as a reference
Speaker 1: point for something. And he was like, thank you for
Speaker 1: shouting out Uganda. And I'm like, hell, yesu Wanda. What's up?
Speaker 1: So she was serving as a as a medic and
Speaker 1: she was talking sorry a medic and she was traveling
Speaker 1: back home. She had an issue with her and she
Speaker 1: had to be laid over in Colorado and she was
Speaker 1: just listening to Thursday's podcast and she knew we were
Speaker 1: in Colorado, and she was just like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: I see you at the airport. Che That is so cute.
Speaker 1: There a photo, Cheet. Did you show your cheeto fingers?
Speaker 1: I was like, I have Cheeto dust all over my fingers.
Speaker 1: Can I please wash my hands first? That's so cute.
Speaker 1: I love that so much. I am that's so nice.
Speaker 1: Someone wrote me from after the Metro concert and was like,
Speaker 1: you have a doppelganger at the film wore in Denver
Speaker 1: unless it was. But if you don't, there's someone who
Speaker 1: looks exactly like you know. I'm like, oh man, I
Speaker 1: wish you would have said hi. I love a good
Speaker 1: recognizing like say hello. I hate always went in doubt
Speaker 1: and I'm not a bad enough looking gal. Where if
Speaker 1: you tell someone hey are Unique Glazer and it's not
Speaker 1: me that they're going to be like fuck you, you know,
Speaker 1: so just take a gamble. I would hope not, except
Speaker 1: unless you know. I have a joke where people go
Speaker 1: are Unique Glazer and I have no makeup on it,
Speaker 1: and I go, you think I look like this pointing
Speaker 1: to myself, because I do. Sometimes I look so unlike
Speaker 1: myself without makeup that if I get recognized, I get
Speaker 1: really offended. It's like, where did you see me? Where
Speaker 1: we're ever presenting this except every day on YouTube. It
Speaker 1: was one of your depressed days during COVID. I remember
Speaker 1: for three seconds, but oh man, yeah, I'm talking about it.
Speaker 1: But what's the category? The category is something at the
Speaker 1: Hudson News, which is the airport fo data. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: airport it's in every single airport. It's like Hudson News.
Speaker 1: It's classic. They sell the same stuff almost all the time.
Speaker 1: There's a couple variations here and there you'll find, but
Speaker 1: mostly it's always the same stuff. Um, let's stop. Let's
Speaker 1: start with the bottom thing. Um. I hate that they
Speaker 1: have the worst options for snacks, for anything healthy. There
Speaker 1: is nothing healthy in a Hudson News besides water, There's nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't care you're like, but what about the green
Speaker 1: Peace snap crisps um? Are you really going to eat
Speaker 1: one four of that bag? No, you're not. You're gonna
Speaker 1: eat the whole bag. It's four servings. It is so
Speaker 1: bad for you. Too much sodium, too much like nothing.
Speaker 1: There's what's the perfect healthy snack that needs to be there? Um?
Speaker 1: I really do like some places carry those um like
Speaker 1: baked at a mom A and they have such a
Speaker 1: good pop in your mouth. Those are really good. Umar
Speaker 1: is definitely a great choice, but I will say I
Speaker 1: hate um and they are always out of like very
Speaker 1: often out of diet coke. I have noticed as someone
Speaker 1: who just started re drinking diet coke, die PEPSI. No
Speaker 1: one cares for everyone loves diet coke. Everyone it's diet
Speaker 1: cokes are always taken and diapepsies are there being like
Speaker 1: we're here, and it's like I know you are, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. I hate that. I hate when I go
Speaker 1: to a restaurant and they go you go like it's
Speaker 1: like not even like like I'm weird for thinking it's different.
Speaker 1: And then I go now and they go Okayte David's
Speaker 1: Fade just did a great bit about this on Kimmel
Speaker 1: his last appearance on Kimmel. It's so funny where he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: people will go diepe pepsi and they kind of look
Speaker 1: at you like I know, I'm sorry pepsi it's gross
Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, no, and they're like like but
Speaker 1: it's it's that exact thing of like, no, it's not okay,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not even close. Also, they get mad
Speaker 1: if you go no, then I don't want it. They
Speaker 1: go it's the same thing, and they know it's not
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's done at all. I get that
Speaker 1: that's kind of in the same world. Pepsi is nowhere
Speaker 1: near it. But I will still drink a diet pepsi.
Speaker 1: I'm not against it, but um, but Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: diet cokes often in the Hudson News, and it's like
Speaker 1: a very bonding thing when when we're traveling because it's
Speaker 1: a treat, because we know it's bad. We know it's naughty,
Speaker 1: and we should just be getting water right there. You
Speaker 1: know what I hate in the Hudson News. Water for four.
Speaker 1: That's what I hate of the Hudson News. Go funk yourself.
Speaker 1: And also, you know what I hate is when the
Speaker 1: people working there either aren't manning the front of it,
Speaker 1: like they're just stalking things and the whole line backs up,
Speaker 1: or there's one person. This is my number. Sorry, top one,
Speaker 1: top bottom one thing Hudson News. People who get a
Speaker 1: bag for their soda or their water or their little
Speaker 1: cheese crisps. Stop getting bags. You guys are if you
Speaker 1: can carry it in your hand, walk out of the
Speaker 1: store with it. I'm so sick of people just yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take a bag for that. For your buying a
Speaker 1: pack of gum and you need a gigantic Hudson News bag.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna reuse it, No you're not. No one
Speaker 1: reuses it. Listen. I'm not perfect when it comes to
Speaker 1: plastic bags. But if you can carry it up to
Speaker 1: the front counter and you're not spilling things everywhere. You
Speaker 1: can walk out of the store with it without a bag.
Speaker 1: Final answer, I think bottom is the sandwich selection. I
Speaker 1: like a quick sandwich. Give me some options, give me
Speaker 1: something maybe fresh, something that was maybe made that day
Speaker 1: and not nine years ago. So are the options generally?
Speaker 1: Like it's like turkey and like I think it's American cheese.
Speaker 1: Do they have uncrustables there? Like I would love to.
Speaker 1: I've never had one, but man, they look so good.
Speaker 1: They just look like they're they're soaked up bread. I
Speaker 1: saw one on the ground yesterday and I wanted to
Speaker 1: eat That wasn't an old It wasn't it was It
Speaker 1: had a circle pattern to it. You just saw a
Speaker 1: perfectly sitting there. It had a big bite out of it.
Speaker 1: Even what happened to that, I don't know. Yeah, who
Speaker 1: gives up on an uncrustable after you take one bite?
Speaker 1: And who after crossed on the ground? Just trash? Can
Speaker 1: you trash? So funny? Do you know where trash cans are?
Speaker 1: When you are trash? What do I want my mom
Speaker 1: to make me? And uncrest? Like someone made that? Like
Speaker 1: I like my sandwiches without crust. Yeah, people did. Did
Speaker 1: you like that? Yeah? I didn't mind crust. I think
Speaker 1: my mom like made me crust like that, that's good
Speaker 1: for you. Like it's almost like the peel of an
Speaker 1: ore of an apple. It's like, do you know that
Speaker 1: has like the most fiber in it is the outside? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to it sometimes, but I don't think that's
Speaker 1: the way it is for sandwich. Like sometimes I'll throw
Speaker 1: a lot of mayo on there, and I'll put chips
Speaker 1: on their chips on top of the sandwich, and it'll
Speaker 1: just taste like a processed It'll bring it back to
Speaker 1: lunchable days and there's like some kind of nostalgic good
Speaker 1: feeling about eating absolute dogshit. Okay, so sandwich selection a
Speaker 1: little better of a sandwich and not for fucking we're
Speaker 1: not gonna we're not gonna be able to convince some
Speaker 1: of that inflation. Yeah, noah, what about you? Okay, controversial.
Speaker 1: I really don't like that they have books there for
Speaker 1: sale because it puts on me very antireading. Yeah, but well,
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like I don't It's like
Speaker 1: it's almost like if you buy a book, you're one
Speaker 1: of those people who's like so put together and you
Speaker 1: use your time on a plane to like read and
Speaker 1: get all this world the illusion of that because people,
Speaker 1: most people, including me, when you buy a book where
Speaker 1: the crowduts sing five months ago, you just read the
Speaker 1: first page or two, you get tired and you put
Speaker 1: it away and then you forget it in the back
Speaker 1: of the chair in the plane. It is more of
Speaker 1: like buying the illusion of the person you want to be.
Speaker 1: I don't think most airport books even get read. There
Speaker 1: are people that will walk past and they'll look at
Speaker 1: it like they feel like, you know, you're at like
Speaker 1: the Smithsonian or something. They're acting like, oh, maybe I've
Speaker 1: never seen anyone buy a book either. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you think I have bought a lot of books,
Speaker 1: but I will say I never read them. So I
Speaker 1: only read books on my phone. And so I wanted
Speaker 1: to buy a book the other day when I had
Speaker 1: to wait for like two hours for Noah's plane to
Speaker 1: get into your waiting and I was like, oh, we'll
Speaker 1: go to the bookstore. And then I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: buy a book on your phone. There's so much cheaper.
Speaker 1: I was about to spend twenty four dollars on a
Speaker 1: book that I got for eight bucks on my phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the magazines. I used to buy magazine before. I mean
Speaker 1: it's all the phone. It's the phone's fault. I mean
Speaker 1: I would buy a Rolling Stone. Did like magazines back
Speaker 1: in the day, a big magazine. I loved the big
Speaker 1: mag I'd read it before the flight would take off.
Speaker 1: Magazines are yeah, well they have to be because no
Speaker 1: one's buying them. Yeah, yeah, they used to be like
Speaker 1: three nine. Um. Yeah. I I sometimes on the way
Speaker 1: if I have a connecting flight, on the way out
Speaker 1: of a plane, I look and people will leave behind
Speaker 1: the magazines that they've already read, and I just steal
Speaker 1: from the first class like the trash they leave on
Speaker 1: the seats. It's a great solution. You get a lot
Speaker 1: of good Remember flying before phones and like if the
Speaker 1: movie wasn't there and then you didn't have anything to read,
Speaker 1: how you could do is look at the fucking that
Speaker 1: for sale book. Or today, my phone was about to
Speaker 1: die and my AirPods weren't working, so I was just like,
Speaker 1: what did you do? I just um, oh. The girl
Speaker 1: next to me was trying to kind of talk to
Speaker 1: me and so I just pretended I was sleeping. I couldn't.
Speaker 1: She just was like, well, it looks like we're gonna
Speaker 1: be friends. She like sat closer to me because it
Speaker 1: was like it's gonna be a full flight, folks. You're
Speaker 1: gonna want to use those middle steeds. And she just
Speaker 1: went moved from the aisle to the middle just being
Speaker 1: like which I thought was like someone will sit there.
Speaker 1: She moved. She was just like it was weird. She
Speaker 1: just and she goes, well, it looks like we're gonna
Speaker 1: be best friends. And I was just like, we are.
Speaker 1: That is when I put on my eyemask, I just
Speaker 1: go and I'm like, why don't I stall my phone?
Speaker 1: That says I can't talk? There's no she she left
Speaker 1: the aisle opens yeah for people boarding. It was so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she didn't move back to just kept saying stuff
Speaker 1: to herself like, well, don't usually do that. Someone was
Speaker 1: the fight attendant was like, you know, ma'am, you have
Speaker 1: to put the bag underneath, and she was like, I
Speaker 1: knew that. I knew that. I usually don't do that. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, people that just want to get a conversation going,
Speaker 1: so they start just like almost like fly fishing. They
Speaker 1: just like kind of say little things that someone will
Speaker 1: take the bait, and I'm like, I'm not giving it.
Speaker 1: I love shutting down a co sign because they go
Speaker 1: bag under the chair. What's the point And You're like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not getting I'm not co signing with you. I
Speaker 1: don't care a little partner here, yeah here, No, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that. I had sound like a real brat,
Speaker 1: But what moment yesterday on my flight back homes um
Speaker 1: sitting behind me was a sports broadcaster and I can
Speaker 1: tell by the tone of his voice that he was
Speaker 1: definitely like in broadcasting. And then I learned about his
Speaker 1: whole career because he was just bombarding this woman who
Speaker 1: was sitting next to him with his price history and
Speaker 1: he was like showing her things out of the window
Speaker 1: as we were landing, explaining like what all these things
Speaker 1: aren't like, Oh, that is my number one pet. Peeve
Speaker 1: used you to listen to me. Listener, if you're on
Speaker 1: a plane and you're a little chatty, Cathy, keep your
Speaker 1: voice down. I know it sounds like it's a scream
Speaker 1: because it's like the almost like white noise of the
Speaker 1: airplane makes it seem like you have to shout louder
Speaker 1: everyone can hear you. It is so rude. I'm at
Speaker 1: the point where I'm going to start telling people to
Speaker 1: shut up because it is so rude. People will talk.
Speaker 1: It'll be like a seven am flight and someone's just
Speaker 1: in the mood to talk and they start chatting, and
Speaker 1: the person next to them doesn't have boundaries, so they
Speaker 1: just let them talk the whole time and kind of
Speaker 1: keep like. I'm just like, man, this woman needs to
Speaker 1: go to a fucking meeting because she needs to stand
Speaker 1: up for herself. Like I just start just like diagnosing
Speaker 1: people that have being codependent because the person will be
Speaker 1: talking and the person you can tell the person's annoyed
Speaker 1: with this person talking to them because no one wants this.
Speaker 1: But then they keep kind of keeping it going because
Speaker 1: they don't want to be rude. Be rude. Shut these
Speaker 1: people down and start a person who talks even yeah,
Speaker 1: even if you're on a flight with a friend, keep
Speaker 1: I've been on a flight with person we talked the
Speaker 1: entire time, and I have told her like we've been like,
Speaker 1: we got to keep it down because there are people
Speaker 1: around us sleeping, and you do not need to scream,
Speaker 1: but you know what people love to do is to
Speaker 1: they love having people hear how cool like hearing about
Speaker 1: their life. It gives people an opportunity to be in
Speaker 1: a small, confined space where other people will hear about
Speaker 1: your life. They honestly do. And I know, I get
Speaker 1: to perform every night, So maybe I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's like to not have that little outlet. But you
Speaker 1: are a bad person. If you talk the entire flight,
Speaker 1: you're You're a selfish person. You're not nice. People are
Speaker 1: trying to sleep. I don't care what time of day
Speaker 1: it is. Your kid. Again, the definition of is doing
Speaker 1: something so that other people see you do it, and
Speaker 1: you give the illusion that you don't know they're seeing
Speaker 1: you do it, but you do the thing that you
Speaker 1: wouldn't do by yourself. So if you were having a
Speaker 1: conversation as a kid and sports broadcaster because you want
Speaker 1: everyone around you to know you're famous, you are good
Speaker 1: and you deserve and I hope this's like crashes and
Speaker 1: I will take I will know the world doesn't have
Speaker 1: to deal with you. Oh wait, no, I'm just the
Speaker 1: front of the fight, just the front of the plane.
Speaker 1: You're just his seat gets to sex prisoner. You won't die.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to a sex prisoner, you'll finally yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's the guy wants to everyone to hear. He's
Speaker 1: not someone that's anxious because he's explaining how to flight.
Speaker 1: You know, the difference between someone who's having a conversation
Speaker 1: is just a loud person, and the difference between someone
Speaker 1: who wants people to hear. And my granddaughter said this,
Speaker 1: and I never thought Sports Center would be calling. And
Speaker 1: then sure enough I open a bank account. Next, what's
Speaker 1: your top stuff at Hudson Top Hudson For me is
Speaker 1: Antac being in there. Thank you, Thank you for having
Speaker 1: medicine because sometimes, especially after a hangover, especially after a
Speaker 1: trip to Vegas, I have heartburn. I think it's a
Speaker 1: heart attack. I'm about to have a panic attack. I'm
Speaker 1: about to go up in the air, and I need
Speaker 1: something to come that fucking pain in my chest. And
Speaker 1: thank you Zantac. I appreciate you, even though I found
Speaker 1: out that I think it kills people, but it's still ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll say, um tiny deodorans because when you are like
Speaker 1: you realize you're on a trip and you forget and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be stinky. That's very great. But also I
Speaker 1: said it before, Kind bars are the number one thing
Speaker 1: to get. They are vegan, they are they don't have
Speaker 1: too much sugar. They are a perfect snack. They're always
Speaker 1: a little bit too expensive, but they are my favorite. Like,
Speaker 1: I have very specific needs with my bars, and those
Speaker 1: are the only bars that you can find everywhere that
Speaker 1: are actually delicious and not like packed with sugar. So
Speaker 1: I love kind bars or like have milk in them.
Speaker 1: Mine is so. I only see this at the Hudson News,
Speaker 1: although I didn't see it in Colorado. There's this hot
Speaker 1: and spicy checks mix, and whenever I see it there,
Speaker 1: I had no idea. You're such a like a little snack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you knew they we learned about what was it? Weird snacks?
Speaker 1: Do you do you like takies? No? I'm like a purist.
Speaker 1: I like the stuff that I ate as a kid. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if I still ate wrap, what
Speaker 1: I would eat only pretzels and checks? But I like
Speaker 1: the checks I would get. I love popcorn, though it
Speaker 1: gets stuck in your throat and you feel like you're
Speaker 1: like dying sometimes when you eat it. My dad I
Speaker 1: just envisioned how he used to eat popcorn and it's scary.
Speaker 1: He gets in there. Every dad eats popcorn because I
Speaker 1: was like the only snack back in the day, and
Speaker 1: they would just like, yeah, my dad's always eats it
Speaker 1: and then throws the dogs and then wonders why they
Speaker 1: just will not stop looking at him the rest of
Speaker 1: the night because they think little popcorn is going to
Speaker 1: show up somewhere else. Um. I will say about the cheetos,
Speaker 1: I think, and whenever I'm eating something that has like
Speaker 1: a dust residue, I hate it on my fingers. It's
Speaker 1: so gross and then you lick your fingers. Then it
Speaker 1: gets even more on because they just like nachos, Deritos
Speaker 1: do that, Yes, I Um, I do the thing where
Speaker 1: I will uh if it were like Doritos or something,
Speaker 1: I would crunch up the bag so it's they're a
Speaker 1: little smaller, and then I would just pour the bag
Speaker 1: into my mouth slowly, just like yeah, drinking. I honestly
Speaker 1: do that with so many things. There are these like
Speaker 1: these lupini beans I eat that are lately really gooey
Speaker 1: and they're you're just eating with your hands and I
Speaker 1: just can't do it, and I just dump them into
Speaker 1: my mouth slowly. What do you think about you look over?
Speaker 1: I mean the Cheeta's chopsticks. I would I would do that,
Speaker 1: but no one ever has chopsticks on hands but I
Speaker 1: but I have had things with chopsticks before. I respect it.
Speaker 1: I love chopsticks. I would prefer to eat things with
Speaker 1: chopsticks as opposed to a fork. Well, I see people eating,
Speaker 1: especially Asian people, they eat lobster, they put gloves on,
Speaker 1: gloves on. Then your hands don't smell like fish all day.
Speaker 1: But then it's interesting that you'll take fish to the
Speaker 1: mouth you don't want on your hands. You would think
Speaker 1: you would hate fish so much, but it's smart. But
Speaker 1: maybe chet gloves, maybe orange gloves for cheetos. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I used to when I used to
Speaker 1: um glove, I would like eat a whole pint of
Speaker 1: ice cream, you know that ice cream that like halo
Speaker 1: top or whatever you need. I used to wear a
Speaker 1: winter glove to hold it because my hand would get
Speaker 1: too cold. And it is great. It is a great solution.
Speaker 1: It is. Or even with a hot bowl, if you're eating,
Speaker 1: like sometimes my oat meal is really hot, I'll put
Speaker 1: on like winter glove to hold it. You put a
Speaker 1: little scarf around me. Need picture of what's your favorite chip?
Speaker 1: Growing up? I mean really, I hated I hated. I
Speaker 1: hated like regular chips growing up, but I don't know why,
Speaker 1: and I'm so mad that I did, because they're delicious
Speaker 1: and I just there's so many foods I squandered before
Speaker 1: I knew like about you know, if things were bad
Speaker 1: for you, Yeah, and I just didn't like them because
Speaker 1: they were like I don't know, I just don't like
Speaker 1: that's like, bitch, that is so delicious. And you're gonna
Speaker 1: miss the years that you said you didn't want things.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine going into the store and just getting
Speaker 1: shark bites and dunk a ruse and not even thinking
Speaker 1: at all about the health I think about mostly about pizza.
Speaker 1: I missed the days where eating pizza was free, like
Speaker 1: was just like you were just you know that classic
Speaker 1: joke of like I want that last piece, like now,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I hope someone else takes it because
Speaker 1: I don't can't have it, like everything, oh just eating everything.
Speaker 1: I just if you're a child out there listening, enjoy
Speaker 1: that you don't have any guilts associated with food yet
Speaker 1: it is a magical time in one's life. You try
Speaker 1: not yet, try not to give that to your kid
Speaker 1: yet about calories or fat. Just let your kids fucking go. Man,
Speaker 1: it was so nice. You know what chips I eat
Speaker 1: the big plays. I love barbecue. Those are great on
Speaker 1: a sub boy sandwich. That's what I was used to get. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they make a chedd or sour cream and it
Speaker 1: convinces you that that's healthy. Blah blah blah. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so good, dude. They're not too bad for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're baked. Yeah, they're so so good. Um.
Speaker 1: Or you know, a great thing is to take the
Speaker 1: bag lays, crunch up the bag and then sprinkle it
Speaker 1: over salad crutons. It's really good, and then then they
Speaker 1: crunch just think crunching. Yeah, just like bake the you know,
Speaker 1: squeeze the bag so it breaks it up and then
Speaker 1: you can eat things like if you're just pouring a
Speaker 1: bag of chips into your mouth with the whole chips,
Speaker 1: they're gonna hit you in the face and spill all
Speaker 1: over before put on a you know, like one of
Speaker 1: those fancy clubs that goes all the way up. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: I love talking snacks. You gotta do this mor show
Speaker 1: ahead of us. I'm going to l A tomorrow. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be there until December, so we are going to
Speaker 1: be doing this show remote, but you won't notice. Don't
Speaker 1: even worry. We'll have tons of l A stories for you. UM.
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