1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser podcast. Er, here's Nicky. Hello here, I 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's Nicki Laser podcast. It's Monday. Welcome. 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: I'm here in St. Louis with Andrew. Noah is in Arizona. 4 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: Coming off a big weekend of traveling with Noah in Denver, 5 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: we went to visit my friend Cat Um, who's my 6 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: best friend from um my first year, my only year 7 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: at the University of Colorado. We met there. She's been 8 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: on the podcast before and Um Yeah. We went to 9 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: her house. She has a baby her she has a 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 1: son too, but he was on a camping trip with 11 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: her his dad, so we had the house to ourselves, 12 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: us ladies with her baby girl, Lydia, who is so cute. 13 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: And then we Um. She got a sitter for Friday 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: night and Saturday night, so we got to go out. 15 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: Friday night, we got into town, we went out to dinner, 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,279 Speaker 1: and then Saturday night and we stayed up talking like 17 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: all night long, in for an areas. Talked at dinner, 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 1: close that down, talked in the cat living room, closed 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: that down, and then when then we're I was like, 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: I gotta go to bed, and then washed our face 21 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: came back in Cat's room, talked on the bed, closed 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: that down. It was like so much sleeping on this girl. 23 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: Oh I yeah, I was a little sleep deprived when 24 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,199 Speaker 1: I came back, especially I got a late or early 25 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: early flight on Sunday. But Saturday we went to go 26 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: see Um. Saturday we went shopping all day and then no, 27 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: it just wasn't the vibe. I'm we had a baby 28 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 1: with us. It's always vibe. I mean the thing was 29 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,759 Speaker 1: um Lydia the baby's babysitter. So Cat got a new babysitter. 30 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: It was like the first time she was using this 31 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: woman from UM, a friend of hers, and I call 32 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: her a girl, but she's she's a woman. And when 33 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: I said woman, I was like, no, she's a girl, 34 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: but she's definitely she's like graduated in two thousand fourteen. 35 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: I know that because guess where she graduated from Columba. 36 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: Cat was like, you're not going to believe this. Uh 37 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: you know, Chris was surnamed Christie Um Cindy. Cindy Cindy 38 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: went to column did By the time we would get 39 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: home from these dinners of talking, I was just like, 40 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,640 Speaker 1: I just want to not talk anymore. Being like a 41 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: babysitter and this woman what happened that they were so 42 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: over when she came over. We got home from the 43 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: airport or dinner the first night and we met Cindy, 44 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: and then Cindy was coming back the next day to 45 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: babysit and I was like, just be ready for a 46 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: lot of Columbine questions because it Kat had already prepared 47 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: her and told her we were Columbine heads and like 48 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: tested the waters first. Cindy didn't mind. She was the 49 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 1: last graduating class with um uh Principal d Mr d 50 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 1: who was like the principal at Columbine when it happened, 51 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: And so she was the last class because he said 52 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: that he wanted to retire after every I don't know why. 53 00:02:52,880 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 1: I'm I'm like all right enough, oh no, yea. So 54 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: he wanted to be there. I can't stop pointing with 55 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: a gun hand I swear, um, it's for safety. So 56 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: he wanted to be there for every everyone that was 57 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: in the Columbine school system at that time. He wanted 58 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 1: to make sure he graduate. He left after, so she 59 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: was in pre She was the first preschool class during 60 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: Columbine and then I can't believe she's like an adult 61 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: woman now that has like step kids and stuff. I'm like, 62 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: I thought she was going to be like, oh she 63 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: went to Columbine, she must be like a team and 64 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: she's like a woman. It makes me feel I am 65 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: so old. It's so weird to see like kids that 66 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: were in preschool when you were graduating high school and 67 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: they have kids now. People are like, it always amazes 68 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: me when you're born after two thousand and you can 69 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 1: drink yes, and and children then too. I mean they're 70 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: it's it's nuts, um, but it is nice to know that, um, yeah, 71 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: you can have Because of Hillary swaink having kids at 72 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: forty eight, now I can know I can wait until 73 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: forty eight years old to everyone out. I mean, how 74 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: many who did you have a kid with she's having 75 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: I mean it's definitely in future because she's having twins 76 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: at forty eight. But like there is an air of like, 77 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: you're telling us this a little too soon. They're they're 78 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,679 Speaker 1: they're doing out one. I'm sorry, they're doing in April. 79 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: So how many months are way? Is that? She just 80 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: announced last week? Four five, six, six months, so she's 81 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: three months in. Is that's when you can start telling people, 82 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: even if you're forty eight with twins. I don't know 83 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: if they fight each other, if one eat the other one, 84 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: because like a million dollar baby, are you thinking like boxing? No, 85 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: I just heard of twins eating the other twins. I 86 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: just know her head hits a stool in that movie. 87 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: That's all I know about it. The like, we should 88 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: do a thing sometimes where we just the same movies 89 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: I've never seen, and I can tell you enough references. 90 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: I think at that too. Yeah, yeah, give us any movie. Noah, 91 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,040 Speaker 1: let's see if we can break down what the plot 92 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 1: is movie. You think we haven't seen um Dog Day Afternoon, 93 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: Day Afternoon because I don't. I know a very little 94 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: bit about it, but I would like to think that 95 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: it was just about a dog. I'm gonna say Vietnam. 96 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: I like to think of it as a dog who 97 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: is alone in the house. You gotta get this right 98 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 1: in the afternoon. That's a really cute comic. Stran. I 99 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: would love the Sunday comic Dog Day Afternoon. It's just 100 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,039 Speaker 1: a dog that gets left home. He has a gun. 101 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: He doesn't have to have you always have a gun. No, Yeah, 102 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: well he has PTSD. He's Italian, Okay, the Italian dog. Okay, afternoon, 103 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 1: you go you break it down. Honestly, I think um 104 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 1: it is uh. I think that maybe um who's in it? 105 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: God dogged? I don't know why to pick this one. 106 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 1: I want to say, but it's not him because that 107 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: was the one Good Morning Vietnam. But I think it's 108 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: around that kind of I thought I was born again 109 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 1: Vietnam in my mind. That's what I was thinking. Oh 110 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 1: you're do you gonna give you the summary? Well, okay, okay, 111 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: dogs about I know it's about war, so I would 112 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 1: say Vieta. But what were you going to say? I 113 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 1: feel like a dog day afternoon. They it's towards the 114 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,840 Speaker 1: end of the war. They think they're getting out, you know, 115 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,839 Speaker 1: maybe like three and her friends have already been killed. 116 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: Me to say what date of this movie, I'm going 117 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: to say World War One, Vietnam was seventy seven. Ship okay, 118 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 1: so I don't think it was like eight one. I'm 119 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,159 Speaker 1: gonna say what were we in eight one? I'm gonna 120 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: say the movie came out in one. But it's about Vietnam. 121 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: It could be about any time. It might be about Vietnam. 122 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: So we're in Vietnam. There's four guys. There's lots of 123 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,600 Speaker 1: mud splashing everywhere, and like there's rain coming up from 124 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: the ground. Oh yes, that was Forrest. Now we're just describing. 125 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: There's a Okay, what happens in Dog Day Afternoon? Who 126 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,559 Speaker 1: is in it? Wait? Can I guess that um Richard 127 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: Dreyfus is in it? Richard Richard gear thinking? Maybe? No, 128 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: I'm thinking dry Fuss, but I don't think he's Like, 129 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,599 Speaker 1: why does dry Fuss? I always think of Dan Druff. 130 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: I don't know why Dr Flakes. Maybe that's I just 131 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: see a lot of Dan Dreff on his shoulders. Okay, 132 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: what do you know about Doug? Okay, who's in it? 133 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: Al Pacino? Yeah, that right, I saw it last night. Well, actually, 134 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: you're both really really far away from what the plot is. 135 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: The movie is about um an attempted robbery for the 136 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: first Brooklyn Savings Bank, and it's based on a true story. 137 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 1: It's no war. I could have swore as a war too. 138 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: Let's do another one. Let's do another one. That was okay, 139 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 1: I'll give you another one. I'll give you one unless 140 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: you have one. Noah, have you seen Fight Club? Yes? Yeah, 141 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: although I couldn't describe it less with that. But there's 142 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: some movie I watch I still couldn't describe it. I 143 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: still never really understood it. It's like Memento. I tried 144 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: to watch. Oh yeah, I got through. Like my friends 145 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: were so into that in high school, and I just 146 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 1: couldn't really fight Club. It was the same genre. It 147 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: was kind of to like that movie, like thinking, yeah, um, 148 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: what's a movie that I never saw, Um, something like 149 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: Casablanca or something, but I didn't see that. Yeah, um, 150 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: what was one that I almost watched? Apocalypse? Now I 151 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 1: kind of know that one. Well, I know it's like 152 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: red Button, Like there's a sled that's called like Rosebud 153 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: or something like that. I might be thinking of a difference. 154 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: And then there's a card from So there's a card 155 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: game because I know when I met Charlie Sheen he 156 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 1: had a card from it. And there's it was even 157 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: that long after the war when you think about it, 158 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 1: when well to process probs, you know, um, I guess 159 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: hurt Locker was kind of so we went to go 160 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: see metrics the let me guess the film are, Yeah, 161 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 1: guess what it was about. I guess what that concert 162 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 1: was about. Robin Williams board again. We went to Filmore. 163 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 1: I went to the film More to see Dave Chappelle 164 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: by myself in two thous three, and I cannot find 165 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: any evidence of that concert online. It's so weird when 166 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: you searched something online that you know happened in the 167 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:05,080 Speaker 1: two thousand's and there's it was a huge event and 168 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: there's no evidence. If if someone is a better internet 169 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: sleuth than me, if you can find any before Dave 170 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,280 Speaker 1: Chappelle going to the film or in two thousand, what 171 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,959 Speaker 1: do you mean? Well, they claimed me went crazy when 172 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 1: he went to Africa. After this was before Chappelle's show. 173 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: I want to go see him because I knew him 174 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,280 Speaker 1: from You've Got Mail. I just I decided I was 175 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: going to try outstand up. I signed up for that thing. 176 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,240 Speaker 1: I've never done it before, but I was like, I 177 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,000 Speaker 1: gotta go see stand up. So I googled stand up 178 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,719 Speaker 1: shows and then it was Dave Chappelle and I then 179 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 1: I I amd beat him and I was like, that's 180 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,320 Speaker 1: the funny guy from You've Got Mail who I loved it. 181 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 1: I had never seen it, but yes, it was so 182 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: You've Got So I took a bus by myself from 183 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 1: Boulder to Denver in the bitter cold to go see 184 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 1: Dave Chapelle. And it was like a fever dream. And 185 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:55,320 Speaker 1: there's no evidence there's a bus. Yes, and how old 186 00:09:55,360 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: at this? Yeah? So this is like your taste of 187 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:02,800 Speaker 1: stand up is Dave Chappelle at the film? Yes? And 188 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,760 Speaker 1: it was not a standard like it was. I remember 189 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,200 Speaker 1: walking in. I was probably one of the only white 190 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,880 Speaker 1: people there. I don't want to say only because I don't, 191 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,559 Speaker 1: but I did that. I realized quickly like, oh, this 192 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:17,120 Speaker 1: isn't But I was already so adamant on like I'm 193 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 1: going alone. So I had overcome so much to even 194 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,840 Speaker 1: go alone. So by the time I got there and 195 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 1: I was like out of the place, out of place, 196 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,560 Speaker 1: I was just like I didn't care at all. It 197 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,559 Speaker 1: was already like I'd already conquered the fear. It's like 198 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 1: going bungee jumping and then seeing an alligator on your 199 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: way down there and going like, Okay, I'm already got 200 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 1: past my fear. Not that a room of black people's 201 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 1: an alligator. Hey, look that's a white person Jewish person. 202 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, Like it could have 203 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: been a it could have I could have gotten there, 204 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:50,080 Speaker 1: and I just thought it was gonna be watching a 205 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,839 Speaker 1: show a stand up comedian. It wasn't about that there 206 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,000 Speaker 1: was a bunch of it was all black people. It 207 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: was just because it was like everyone was dancing. It 208 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,959 Speaker 1: was like a dance club, Like is that what you're saying? 209 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 1: And it was like, oh, I wrestled them alligators. No, 210 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 1: I got there, but everyone I remember seeing on stage 211 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,960 Speaker 1: he was um. They were like women on everyone's on 212 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: It was like a DJ. I mean, it was like 213 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 1: Dave Chapelle block party, but it was like before he 214 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: was doing those I couldn't even believe it. So it 215 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 1: was not a classical stand up show. And what did 216 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: you What was your feeling seeing it? Didn't make you 217 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,319 Speaker 1: want to do a standing room only? No, I I 218 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 1: just remember being entertained. But I just was like this, 219 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,719 Speaker 1: I know, this isn't what I am watching online when 220 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 1: I type in stand up, like, this is different. But 221 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 1: it was so fun because this these um, this group 222 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 1: of friends was like I saw me alone and they 223 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 1: like were like, come join us, and so I got 224 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: to hang out with this whole group that noticed that 225 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: I was awkwardly by myself, and it was so nice. 226 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,679 Speaker 1: But I don't remember anything from the show. All I 227 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,839 Speaker 1: can remember is seeing people dancing on stage. It's like 228 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: it's like a fever dream. I don't even I can't 229 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 1: believe I don't remember any comedy happening anything. Sometimes I 230 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: feel like we add like things like it was like 231 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like and find it online 232 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,839 Speaker 1: and I'm like did this happen? But it did. I 233 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 1: even Kat remembers me going about myself to it. So anyway, 234 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: so you went to Metric the film Moore. When you 235 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: walk in, you get nostalgia at all, Like, yeah, I 236 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,200 Speaker 1: was like, Okay, this is the space I saw him 237 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 1: for like that, I recognized the whole area I was. 238 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 1: I was so shocked though that place holds you know, 239 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: thirty n people and I'm like, Dave Chappelle was selling 240 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,839 Speaker 1: out thirty nine hundred seats before Chappelle show God damn 241 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:32,800 Speaker 1: it in Denver on HBO at that time. Yeah. Maybe 242 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was just I mean, this 243 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: was so long ago. I was just like, damn, but 244 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: the venue is amazing. No, what did you think? I was? 245 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:44,680 Speaker 1: I thought that was such a cool space. So I 246 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: had such a great time. Um and we were standing 247 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,000 Speaker 1: in the g A section. And at first when I 248 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: was walking in because we got there like right as 249 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,520 Speaker 1: Metric was about to go on stage, I had this 250 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,800 Speaker 1: feeling like, oh man, we're gonna have to like push 251 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,560 Speaker 1: through the crowd and it's gonna like I associated with 252 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: the metal show where people like go crazy, but the 253 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: audience was so tame. Everyone like kind of um had 254 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,959 Speaker 1: their own space and they just danced and stuff and um, 255 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 1: it was a really great production. Who behaved yourself? You're 256 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 1: right though, like I was kind of I was totally 257 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 1: fine because I didn't care about getting up close. I 258 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,560 Speaker 1: had given up that dream of you know, there's a 259 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,679 Speaker 1: part of me that was like it would have been 260 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,360 Speaker 1: really cool to be up close because everyone was so 261 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: respectful and gave everyone in their space. But like Cat 262 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,839 Speaker 1: and um, Cat does not care about like weaving her 263 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: way through to like and then and and it was 264 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,160 Speaker 1: like three girls weaving their way through. When I'm at 265 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,560 Speaker 1: a concert and I see people like getting get in 266 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,839 Speaker 1: front of me acting like they have somewhere to go, 267 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 1: like it's like I can understand one person because I, oh, 268 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 1: that person went to the bathroom. They're finding their friends again. 269 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 1: But when it's three girls just being like, we want 270 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 1: to be closer, and just like I couldn't. I told no, 271 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,520 Speaker 1: one can't I go, I can't weave. Leave me back here, 272 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:06,040 Speaker 1: you guys go, and then I will come singularly like 273 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,679 Speaker 1: I'm a girl trying to get back to her seat, 274 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: but I Am not going to be a part of 275 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 1: this because then it makes girls look bad. It makes 276 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,880 Speaker 1: us look like twats. It makes it represents millennial women 277 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: like we're twats who are just like I just serve 278 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: to be up here. But like it was like a line. 279 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 1: I have trouble with a weave. I have trouble like 280 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,800 Speaker 1: tapping a shoulder going on, And then they look at 281 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 1: you like, no, I'm going up there, and they're like 282 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 1: why are you going up there? Like they give you 283 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,920 Speaker 1: a look like why do you deserve it? And it's 284 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 1: like I don't deserve it. I don't know. And then 285 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: I instantly just want to get there earlier if you 286 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 1: want me up close, as I don't want to be there. 287 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,680 Speaker 1: I don't want to be on a front row of 288 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 1: a show. I mean maybe that's close to that. I 289 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: mean this was going like even three quarters of the wait, 290 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 1: Like no, a quarter of the way up. Um. It 291 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: was a great spot, but it was just like I 292 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: I have and my friend Cat is not a rude person. 293 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,200 Speaker 1: Let me just say that. She's not someone who's like 294 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,120 Speaker 1: I thinks she deserves things. She's just as insecure as 295 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: all of us. But there was something about that. I 296 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: was like, I don't have that ship in me that 297 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,480 Speaker 1: can but you need a leader. Like but if let's 298 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: say I have v I P tickets, Oh, I am 299 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 1: getting through. If I have somewhere to being, I have 300 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: a right to be there, and that's the only way 301 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: to get through. Fine, But like if I'm just and 302 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: I want to be up close. One of my favorite 303 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:24,160 Speaker 1: things is we my little brother was like dating an 304 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 1: understudy of a Broadway play person and me and my 305 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: mom went to the show and we went to go 306 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 1: backstage because like she was letting those back, and the 307 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 1: guy with the red red or whatever bro was like 308 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,720 Speaker 1: excuse me, and my mom was like, where with the understand? 309 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: Like she said it in a way where it's like 310 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: looking at it's like part of me was like god, mom, 311 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 1: but the other party was like so happy to see 312 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 1: her take an initiative, but also like no one's impressure 313 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 1: with the under study. The understudy is embarrassed that she's 314 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,400 Speaker 1: under that's a that's a scary thing to be an 315 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: understudio on a Broadway show. I feel like, ready, no, 316 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 1: I think it would be great because you you're that's 317 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 1: that's a big deal. I think. I don't think it's 318 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 1: embarrassing at all or nerve racking. I really don't. I 319 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,160 Speaker 1: think I think it's like a big deal. But you 320 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,960 Speaker 1: know what's the worst part of it is when people 321 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: go and you're the understudy for the role of the 322 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: person who's a famous person in the play Boy, people 323 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 1: are full of disappointment when you walk out there instead 324 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 1: of I forgot what her name was Letter. Yeah, she 325 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 1: was UNDERSTAFD for leeting mister. Yeah. That was during Gossip 326 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: Girl time too, I bet, and people were like after yeah, yeah, yeah, 327 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: if they come and they that's like, yeah, that's the 328 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 1: person she was meeting Lester. Yeah, she was meeting Leaster. 329 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: My mom, do you remember the play There was a 330 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 1: guy back there. I think he's the Australian After then 331 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,200 Speaker 1: all the funny he's the big guys in all the 332 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 1: funny movies. You would know him. He's Australia and he's big. 333 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: He's in all the funny movies. Yeah, and I think 334 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: you would find him with back what I don't know, 335 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 1: because we'll look it up on the break. No, we won't. 336 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 1: We'll be right back with more after this. Andrew coming 337 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 1: down sadly, and we're back. So the play was of 338 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,639 Speaker 1: my cinema with Laton Mester and then also and in 339 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,080 Speaker 1: the understudy, but Andrew never saw Leaton Mester. And then 340 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,360 Speaker 1: Chris O'Dowd who is in Bridesmaids and he's not Australian, 341 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:28,160 Speaker 1: and I think he's British. He played Lenny who squeezes 342 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 1: the mouse too hard. Chris dowd sounds like he has 343 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 1: a big penis like like endowed, Like this has a name, 344 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,639 Speaker 1: I think big cock. Would you be happy with that 345 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 1: last name? The way you are sick would be the 346 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: understudy that the people would be disappointed to see what 347 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 1: they came to the show here. Uh, and your mom's 348 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 1: like you respect, let me in pants, Let me in 349 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 1: the pants. So we went to the show. It was 350 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 1: so no headphones. I had headphones, Noah, did you have 351 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:14,439 Speaker 1: had phones? No? Nikki had ear plugs to protect her ears. Plugs. 352 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: That's what I meant to say. Yes, earplugs for sure. 353 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 1: If you're good, No one, don't be care. Don't be 354 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 1: care ear plugs you're not. But they're not well. No, 355 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,440 Speaker 1: your plugs aren't cut. They're protecting your ears. If you're 356 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 1: like your plugs, your lame, you're you're you're hearing is 357 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: going to be destroyed. Everyone on stage, of all the 358 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,640 Speaker 1: musicians you respect, they're wearing air plugs. They are Where 359 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 1: do you get these? Um? Cat had some her husband 360 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,439 Speaker 1: bought because they go to shows all the time. So 361 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 1: her husband bought her a nice pair for her birthday 362 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: and she gave them to me because I forgot to 363 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 1: give him back to her, so she said, you can 364 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,919 Speaker 1: keep them. Thanks Cat, I appreciate it. Um. I also like, 365 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:58,879 Speaker 1: you don't want those back. My ears are foulah. It 366 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: looks like you stuck a cute tup in a baked z. 367 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,200 Speaker 1: I have orange in my ears all the time. It's nuts. 368 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,040 Speaker 1: Um So anyway, I had earplugs in, but the show 369 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,560 Speaker 1: was And I've been to a lot of shows recently. 370 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,280 Speaker 1: I I've loved all the shows I've been to. Dave 371 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 1: was incredible, Wilco. Um I will say they in terms 372 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,720 Speaker 1: of David Wilko, they played all my favorite songs, so 373 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, and that's like my favorite shows. 374 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: But this, there's something about the pace of the show 375 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:29,920 Speaker 1: was amazing. The like there was. She didn't talk a lot, 376 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 1: which I would have wouldn't have mind, like I kind 377 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,520 Speaker 1: of like when people talk sometimes. Um. But it was 378 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 1: just that she's bouncing around the whole time. She's having 379 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,879 Speaker 1: so much fun. She and then the l a ed 380 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: screen behind whoever did the screens for Metric you don't 381 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,879 Speaker 1: get enough credit, shout out to you. Amazing lighting, amazing sound. 382 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,840 Speaker 1: The sound and lighting for that show was I'm not 383 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 1: usually someone who's like wow the lighting and sound like 384 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,200 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be. It was just I was think, king, 385 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,080 Speaker 1: I would love to go to the show if I 386 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,960 Speaker 1: were deaf. Deaf people take your deaf friends to go 387 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,359 Speaker 1: see Metric because it's um, it's incredible, and I just 388 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,359 Speaker 1: at one point I was like feeling the base, like 389 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,400 Speaker 1: what would this feel like if I were blind and 390 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: deaf like I was, I was trying to experience it. 391 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 1: I was like, this would be an awesome show. Your 392 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,120 Speaker 1: dog would be like I need earplugs. Yesterday, I went 393 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,240 Speaker 1: to a metal show here in Tucson and I realized 394 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: the sex Yes now her stories and like the name 395 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 1: of the different songs and one was sex Prisoner, it 396 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:39,720 Speaker 1: was Wormhaven, Exule, Sex Prisoner, and Gate Creeper. That's the 397 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:44,679 Speaker 1: show I went to. And it just sounds like made up. Okay, 398 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: so you went to go see them and it was 399 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:56,199 Speaker 1: haunted for sure. Um there was there was, um a 400 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,640 Speaker 1: blind person there and I was just like thinking, like, wow, 401 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:04,160 Speaker 1: I would her what his experiences and um, they had 402 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,959 Speaker 1: a like a handicap section. So he went over there 403 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,920 Speaker 1: and he was standing over but it was like right 404 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 1: by the wall of amplifiers and I'm just like I 405 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,840 Speaker 1: was just wondering, like what that experience would have been 406 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:21,400 Speaker 1: for him? Yeah, going to Yeah, maybe he should start 407 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: to him. He wasn't. He wasn't dumb. Oh, No one 408 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 1: learned the um the word dumb this weekend when someone 409 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,080 Speaker 1: is because um, we asked cat where she got her cat. 410 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 1: She has a cat named Bucky, and she goes, I 411 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,880 Speaker 1: got him from the Dumb Dumb Friends League. They called 412 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,320 Speaker 1: the Dumb Friends Lead because it's animals are dumb. They 413 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,720 Speaker 1: can't talk dumb meaning can't talk. Did you know dumb 414 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 1: that can't talk? How do people not know that? So 415 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,080 Speaker 1: when you heard that song that deaf, dumb and blind 416 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:53,679 Speaker 1: kid show plays a mean pin, it means he's deaf, 417 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,720 Speaker 1: he can't talk, and he's blind. Dumb means can't talk. 418 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,919 Speaker 1: And I love that they called the animal place that 419 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Speaker 1: because that is the difference. Like, that's why we eat animals. 420 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,679 Speaker 1: It is because they're dumb. They can't talk. If they 421 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: could talk, we would never eat them. And it's an 422 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,320 Speaker 1: important distinction to make. But yeah, I was dumb for 423 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:19,919 Speaker 1: three weeks and then he y oh man, what are 424 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,680 Speaker 1: you talking about? I also liked that there was another 425 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,359 Speaker 1: highlight for me, among many things from the weekend. After 426 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,919 Speaker 1: the concert, we didn't have like one group picture together, 427 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: so um, we thought, all right, well, after the show, 428 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: we'll go outside and we'll take a photo. And this 429 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,479 Speaker 1: is like why I love Nikki. So she gets her 430 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,480 Speaker 1: phone ready and then there's just like a group of 431 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 1: guys that walk by and she's like, excuse me, can 432 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,840 Speaker 1: you take our picture? And of course they're like, yeah, 433 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: of course we will. She's just like directing them so 434 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 1: that we would get the perfect picture. Yeah, like the street, 435 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,680 Speaker 1: like make sure you get this lighting and then yeah, 436 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,560 Speaker 1: and then give them directions. Well, it's just like because 437 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,919 Speaker 1: we were at a certain looka. It wasn't like I 438 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,119 Speaker 1: went go across the street and turn this way. It 439 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,879 Speaker 1: was literally where they were standing. They just had to 440 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,160 Speaker 1: turn their back. Because people, if you're taking just out 441 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,879 Speaker 1: there for the layman, if you want to take a 442 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,399 Speaker 1: good photo, you see where the light's coming, right, Like 443 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,440 Speaker 1: if there's a big TV screen, use that TV screen 444 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,359 Speaker 1: light to to so have someone stand against the TV 445 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,399 Speaker 1: and shoot towards you. So we were in front of 446 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 1: the film more. Most people would probably get a picture 447 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: in front of the film more to be like we 448 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,960 Speaker 1: were here, but there's a huge neon, huge l e 449 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: ed sign being like Metric tonight and it's all white 450 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,639 Speaker 1: and light and blue colors, and we would have been backlit. 451 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,720 Speaker 1: We would have looked like shadows in front of this thing. 452 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,600 Speaker 1: So we like, let's use that. It's like a ring light. 453 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 1: And so we had the guy. I had the guy 454 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: stand against that and shoot us the film more. Who 455 00:23:53,359 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 1: cares that you well, we know, like we I just 456 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,639 Speaker 1: wanted to put it together. Would you rather have a 457 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 1: photo that has shows your faces or one that shows 458 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,880 Speaker 1: the location. I think shittier photos showing location for me 459 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,000 Speaker 1: really yeah, because it's more of a memory. If not, 460 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 1: I gotta go with the hell was it? Oh this 461 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 1: is I don't think I'll ever forget that. That's where 462 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,920 Speaker 1: that was. It's like a busy streets. It's with the 463 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 1: two people I went to the film more with, Like 464 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,720 Speaker 1: I wasn't in the showing off that I was there. 465 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,800 Speaker 1: I took if you went to the Eiffel Tower and 466 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,679 Speaker 1: the lights were coming off the Eiffel Tower and you're like, 467 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,399 Speaker 1: you know, let me get the lights from the Eiffel 468 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 1: Tower to face my face. Well, I'm just saying it 469 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,119 Speaker 1: was we we are. I think our goal wasn't to 470 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,679 Speaker 1: get a picture of the film, or it was to 471 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: get a picture of us three. Yeah, it's a different goal, 472 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,359 Speaker 1: but um yeah we got a picture and then um 473 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,159 Speaker 1: we had our whole Could you think about Metric because 474 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,400 Speaker 1: she did your song for did you think about it? Well, 475 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 1: this is the thing my dad I told him last weekend, 476 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,840 Speaker 1: like we're going to Metric and he goes and I 477 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, they you know, I bought their 478 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,680 Speaker 1: song to use my specials thirty dollars to use, which 479 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 1: well money well spent but um it uh. And he 480 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,359 Speaker 1: was like, you should write them, Lo'll give you free tickets. 481 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 1: And I'm like, what am I supposed to do? What 482 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,000 Speaker 1: am I? How am I? Let me just see how 483 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,920 Speaker 1: that's gonna go. I write them a d M them 484 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,880 Speaker 1: and I say, Hi, I spent thirty dollars using your song? 485 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,800 Speaker 1: Will you give me free tickets? Like? How do I 486 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,199 Speaker 1: ask for free tickets? I'm obviously someone who can afford 487 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 1: to buy tickets. I don't know about if it's about 488 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 1: the free ticket. I just say, you're gonna go see 489 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 1: your show? Yeah, be like I can't wait to see 490 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,440 Speaker 1: your show. I'm going to be such a surreptitious way 491 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,600 Speaker 1: of being like, give me free to hold on, hold on, 492 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. First of all, Cat bought us 493 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:44,119 Speaker 1: the tickets right like a treatment like okay, so you 494 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,399 Speaker 1: could have been you know, like you could have d 495 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,399 Speaker 1: M them, Hey, I'm excited I'm coming to Denver to 496 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,240 Speaker 1: see you, which we could have gotten backstage and met 497 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 1: them because after the show, when Nikki tagged them on Instagram, 498 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,960 Speaker 1: they had sent her a message and said, oh, next time, 499 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,679 Speaker 1: let us know that you're coming to our show. We 500 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: would love to meet Nikki. The band would love to 501 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: meet Nikki. Yeah, I get the feeling of not wanting 502 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,800 Speaker 1: to like just I know how people do it with 503 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,119 Speaker 1: me where they go where I go, just ask me 504 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,439 Speaker 1: for tickets, you know, like because they do the thing 505 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,679 Speaker 1: of like we want to come see you, and I 506 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,360 Speaker 1: have to go. I'll get you camps. It's just like 507 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,320 Speaker 1: there's there are times where you know, Metric did not 508 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:29,240 Speaker 1: need my ticket sales. They did very well, but I'm 509 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: someone who's not like, you know, it's new to me 510 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 1: doing theaters of this size, and when people write me 511 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: that I know can afford tickets and they're kind of 512 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,639 Speaker 1: just like, hey, we're coming to see you, I just 513 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,719 Speaker 1: want them to buy the ticket and then tell me, 514 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 1: which is exactly what we would have done in this scenario. 515 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,320 Speaker 1: But when I just don't like lying, and so if 516 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:50,800 Speaker 1: I'm like looking to get tickets, but I'm doing it 517 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: in like a passive way potentially, but I did. I'm 518 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,240 Speaker 1: glad we didn't go by stage. I would have been 519 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,840 Speaker 1: stressed out about what I was wearing. I didn't bring 520 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 1: cute enough clothes. And also I don't want to bug them. 521 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: I'm sure they do meet and greets, and it would 522 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 1: have been fine, and it would have been great. I 523 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,200 Speaker 1: just kind of I was almost glad not to meet 524 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,320 Speaker 1: them because I got to just have and I didn't 525 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 1: have to be nervous the whole time being like, oh 526 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,520 Speaker 1: my god, I have to like see this person who 527 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,679 Speaker 1: has just had the best show ever and communicate how 528 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 1: I feel about it. Not that I don't love meeting 529 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: greets and all these things, but it was just um 530 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:23,920 Speaker 1: and I look forward to meeting them at some point 531 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,840 Speaker 1: because I after seeing her show last, their show two 532 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,680 Speaker 1: nights ago, I went on like a crazy binge yesterday 533 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,880 Speaker 1: of like reading everything about their songwriting process and their 534 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: production and how they got together. And so now I 535 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 1: I feel like I just know them so much more 536 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,200 Speaker 1: after seeing them, because I was blown away. If they're 537 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 1: they're coming to Boston there, I don't know why I'm 538 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,359 Speaker 1: promoting their dates. I'm also coming to a lot of places. 539 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,600 Speaker 1: You should go see me, please God, my ticket sales 540 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,679 Speaker 1: are I have not promoted my shows at all. So 541 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 1: if you are anywhere in Iowa or um, where else 542 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:04,520 Speaker 1: am I going? Memphis, UM thousand, California another place in California. Um, uh, 543 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,680 Speaker 1: just look at my toward dates. If you have money 544 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 1: to spare, please come see me. It's going to be 545 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,960 Speaker 1: an amazing show. Um and I need I just I 546 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,560 Speaker 1: have not promoted my show at all. I'm so bad 547 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: at promotion, so I have to say them in here. 548 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 1: But also go seem hat trick because it was such 549 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,679 Speaker 1: a good show. It was so so good. No, what 550 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: did you think as someone who had never really heard 551 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,400 Speaker 1: of them until I loved it? I thought their set 552 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:31,560 Speaker 1: was very thoughtful, and it seemed like like every every 553 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,800 Speaker 1: um like four or so songs, we're going into like 554 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,720 Speaker 1: a different phase. And I loved how in the middle 555 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,960 Speaker 1: of the set, um the guitar player and the singer 556 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,440 Speaker 1: her name is Emily right, yeah, Emily she they did 557 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 1: an acoustic song of combat baby Yeah, and I thought 558 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 1: it was so good. It was just like a nice 559 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 1: little break and then they got back into us and 560 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,840 Speaker 1: there was once. I haven't really gotten into their new album. 561 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 1: Do you ever have it where you hear a song 562 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 1: for the first time and you just know it's about 563 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,760 Speaker 1: to be your favorite song that it's going to like 564 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 1: You're like it's almost love at first sight, where you 565 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: like I'm about to get sucked into a vortex of 566 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 1: only hearing this song for the next four weeks. This 567 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,800 Speaker 1: is all I'm gonna listen to. And then after that 568 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to burn out and not be able to 569 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 1: really hear it as much with the same like, and 570 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: then two years later you have a little bit of 571 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: a renaissance, and then two years after that you love, 572 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,920 Speaker 1: and then six years after that you'll have an even 573 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,720 Speaker 1: bigger one. Like the rest of your life. It is 574 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 1: almost like running into a lover in public where you're like, 575 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,719 Speaker 1: you'll hear it and go like and like your body 576 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: will fill with chills and like, yeah, there's such a 577 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 1: dopamine hit from a song you love. The song that 578 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,040 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with right now is it's called for Mentora. 579 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:49,840 Speaker 1: For Mentara's I think. God, Yeah, I did type in 580 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,120 Speaker 1: Foromna yesterday and they were like nothing to be found, 581 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: But for Menora is like my new favorite. Yeah, it's 582 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,560 Speaker 1: I just as soon as she started playing it and 583 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,080 Speaker 1: like the I guess by the time of the first 584 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,040 Speaker 1: chorus hit, I had googled the lyric I heard to 585 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,880 Speaker 1: be like, what is this song and added it to 586 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,640 Speaker 1: my Spotify What was it? The acoustic one. It was 587 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,680 Speaker 1: the real version. I love an acoustic after a bunch 588 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,760 Speaker 1: of electric and then it's just like damn with just 589 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,880 Speaker 1: a guitar, just become so personal. Yes, And I wonder 590 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 1: if it would stand out if they did all acoustic. 591 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,800 Speaker 1: I feel like because they go from Yeah, you need variety, 592 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 1: you need peaks and valleys for sure. So it was 593 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,760 Speaker 1: really good. You went to a concert this weekend right now. 594 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,960 Speaker 1: Went to Jake Owen, who's from my hometown in Vio Beach, Florida, 595 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 1: And uh yeah, he came through St. Louis. He played 596 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:42,320 Speaker 1: at the Family Arena in St. Charles, the Riverport. No, no, 597 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,479 Speaker 1: that's not Riverport. Sorry, okay, the Family are I've never 598 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,120 Speaker 1: been there, but I've heard a lot about us. I 599 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 1: don't know who plays there. I mean a lot of 600 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,040 Speaker 1: people do. I think Kelly Clarkson went there once. I mean, 601 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,600 Speaker 1: like who like like sports team. I think, like like 602 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,640 Speaker 1: a soccer team, like a arena. I mean it's like 603 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,000 Speaker 1: an arena out of nowhere, like out of nowhere. Just 604 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,360 Speaker 1: and um yeah, I mean I was, you know, I 605 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,280 Speaker 1: it was. I I love him as like a performer, 606 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:12,000 Speaker 1: he like was Jake like he moved to Nashville from 607 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 1: like Florida's. He went to Florida State, he broke his 608 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 1: collar bone, moved to Nashville, opened up a bank account, 609 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,200 Speaker 1: and had a record deal within like a month. When 610 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,240 Speaker 1: we were like all like in our twenty what's a 611 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,720 Speaker 1: bank account? Part? Because okay, so he opened up a 612 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,960 Speaker 1: bank county Yeah, sorry, I'm trying to go. He gets 613 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,160 Speaker 1: a library card and then he has a book a 614 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,560 Speaker 1: book deal or like it's like, what does that have 615 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,240 Speaker 1: to do with anything? Does you mean like money in 616 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,840 Speaker 1: the bank account? Story was just cryptic. He lives a 617 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: little chross because I feel like I was at the 618 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,640 Speaker 1: rush him. Okay, I'll fucking why I'm not holding up 619 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 1: the brake sign. Yeah, there's nothing, but not that you 620 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:59,720 Speaker 1: would acknowledge. First of all, First of all, first he blink. 621 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 1: You know, it's his third album came out n Es. Okay, 622 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 1: So he gets a quiz Nos frequent shopper card. He 623 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: signs the story okay, part of a tank and Ney thing. 624 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: You know, he's running for presidents. So he gets a 625 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: bank account and then so Obama went to Harvard, he 626 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,240 Speaker 1: became president. Okay, so no, so he the president, he 627 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,840 Speaker 1: opened the bank account with he gave them his CD 628 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,040 Speaker 1: and that person knew one record execution. You thought that 629 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: we would get from the and Okay, I'll tell you 630 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,360 Speaker 1: what happened. I'll tell you what happened. This is what happened. Okay, 631 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,120 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. This story. But you think 632 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 1: I didn't even know that, but the list dumb terms. 633 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. There's no one here. Everyone's 634 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,120 Speaker 1: a lame And besides the story story, this is this 635 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,239 Speaker 1: is the reason why I don't know why I was 636 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: telling his origin story. And when I got caught in 637 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,080 Speaker 1: the origin story, I wanted to get out of it. 638 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,880 Speaker 1: But the only way to get out of it was 639 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,120 Speaker 1: to get him to be a superstar as quick as possible, 640 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 1: because the origin story had nothing to do with the concert. 641 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,440 Speaker 1: That's what happened. So funny, I got stuck in origin. 642 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: He gets he got a record. He was born a 643 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,920 Speaker 1: burro beach in a river, in a river boat in 644 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,920 Speaker 1: four He grew up in the mangroves. Yeah, none of 645 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:39,360 Speaker 1: this is pertinent. Pertinent, Okay, that is so funny. He 646 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,960 Speaker 1: gave his he gave his mix tape to the guy 647 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,040 Speaker 1: at the bank and then the bank had some connections 648 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,600 Speaker 1: and then it led to a record. So within like 649 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,400 Speaker 1: six months he was opening for Kenny Chesney. So like 650 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,520 Speaker 1: he's been famous in our hometown for like twenty years now. 651 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,600 Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of guy that made good. Yeah, 652 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,480 Speaker 1: he made good and we were never we were kind 653 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,960 Speaker 1: of close. He has a twin brother who like sells insurance, 654 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,920 Speaker 1: who I was closer with. What's his origin story, that's 655 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,400 Speaker 1: pretty much the whole thing. He opened up a bank 656 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,920 Speaker 1: account of the state beach. Ye. So so anyway, so 657 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,560 Speaker 1: Jake was nice enough to get me and Brennan tickets. 658 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,279 Speaker 1: We were third row, like center stage. Did that come 659 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 1: to beat? Did you reach out to him, let's get 660 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,719 Speaker 1: the ticket? I had Cat bought the tickets and then 661 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,160 Speaker 1: I know I I reach out to him. Yeah. Did 662 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,279 Speaker 1: you say how did you do it in a passive way? 663 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,680 Speaker 1: Because you didn't say can I get free tickets? No? No, 664 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,439 Speaker 1: of course, not exactly. I said, Jake, I got look, 665 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,320 Speaker 1: can't wait to see you. Know. I've known you since 666 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,359 Speaker 1: the bank account, Davis, since before you opened up bank 667 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,080 Speaker 1: at out. Yeah, I've known you before when you were 668 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:51,120 Speaker 1: just making cash and sad cafe. Yeah, so I said 669 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,319 Speaker 1: I want to hear. I said, I would like to 670 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: see you perform. Wait, let's just see the text. No, 671 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,919 Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna make fun of it because I 672 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,759 Speaker 1: was passive. Yeah, but I don't know what I'm talking about. 673 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,359 Speaker 1: This is what I That's what I hate doing. I 674 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,480 Speaker 1: just want to like say I done stuff like this before. 675 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,400 Speaker 1: I swear to God I have This is what I 676 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,799 Speaker 1: always say. I go, hey, I'm I always I really 677 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:19,520 Speaker 1: don't do that. I always I can't three rows of 678 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,960 Speaker 1: people to get to a better vantage point to see metric, 679 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:28,440 Speaker 1: like because I'm like a good person. It's just like 680 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 1: butt you just say, can I get free tickets? Is 681 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: my true question? Yeah, I don't know. I I think 682 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,920 Speaker 1: it's hard for people to write free. I think it's 683 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,120 Speaker 1: like you know, for for Tom, when I asked him, 684 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 1: I go, um, I'm I'm I'd love to see you 685 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,799 Speaker 1: and that all that. I was just like, I'm gonna 686 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,840 Speaker 1: come see you. And I said, I said, um, I 687 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,760 Speaker 1: know that we get camps. So I think I wrote, 688 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 1: do you have any comps? If not, I'm totally fine paying. 689 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,400 Speaker 1: That's what I wrote, I think, which was true. So 690 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,360 Speaker 1: I did ask for comps, but I acknowledged, but I 691 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,919 Speaker 1: asked for them. I didn't go like, hey, you're coming 692 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,680 Speaker 1: to It's tougher to ask that for some reason. Well 693 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,360 Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It's not easy to ask for 694 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,280 Speaker 1: what you actually want, but it's not the passive way. 695 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,680 Speaker 1: But I get it. I get why. I mean literally 696 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,600 Speaker 1: everyone who asked me for tickets and you can continue 697 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,520 Speaker 1: to do this. They go, I'd love to We're gonna 698 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,279 Speaker 1: come see you. What time is the show? And that's 699 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,120 Speaker 1: kind of the way they do it where it's like, 700 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,239 Speaker 1: don't buy tickets. I got you, but even though you 701 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,400 Speaker 1: could afford it, and I do need those ticket sales 702 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,640 Speaker 1: and it wouldn't matter to me, just don't get you 703 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,279 Speaker 1: in Oh, so I said, And this, I guess this 704 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,840 Speaker 1: does come passive aggressive. But here's the thing or passive passive. 705 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,560 Speaker 1: So I said, remember the bank. I go, should I 706 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,960 Speaker 1: come to the show tomorrow night? And he goes, how 707 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,799 Speaker 1: far is it from you? I go thirty minutes? He goes, 708 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,200 Speaker 1: come on, bro, I go, me and my girl will come. 709 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,120 Speaker 1: Should we hang with you? Girl? You're talking like country 710 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,759 Speaker 1: understand what I'm talking about. What I self, me and 711 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,560 Speaker 1: my lady, You're coming down works back style. We'll leave now, 712 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,080 Speaker 1: I reckon, we'll get there. Yeah, so six weeks later 713 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,520 Speaker 1: we got there. Uh, should we hang with you backstage? 714 00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,520 Speaker 1: Or buy tickets and maybe hang after I got you covered? 715 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,440 Speaker 1: I'll hit you tomorrow. It sounds good, see you soon. Okay, 716 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,080 Speaker 1: So you did offer to buy tickets? Okay, so you 717 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,000 Speaker 1: did pretty much the same thing when you get me backstage? 718 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,759 Speaker 1: Or should I buy tickets? How piss would you have 719 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,960 Speaker 1: if you have to buy ticket? Honestly I would have 720 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,200 Speaker 1: been angry. I I did want to hang with him, 721 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:32,359 Speaker 1: just because, like I mean, I'm kind. So we did 722 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,399 Speaker 1: get to hang. So there were some There's a really 723 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:38,120 Speaker 1: funny moment at the concert. So you're gonna call this cut, 724 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,520 Speaker 1: I think, but I wanted to get out of it, 725 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 1: and so I don't do anything. So he throws bud 726 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:51,080 Speaker 1: lights into the crowd. That's that's dangerous, is it? At 727 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,759 Speaker 1: You're you're nine steps, you're nine bank. It's very dangerous. 728 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:04,480 Speaker 1: So he's like hands or okay, bottled broken bottle? Under right? 729 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:11,319 Speaker 1: Did someone get hurt? He's throwing him but like second row, 730 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,239 Speaker 1: he threw one at me and the guy connect to 731 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:14,560 Speaker 1: me caught it. I got hit with an ear. I 732 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 1: got two picks from got hit in the ear with 733 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,320 Speaker 1: a pick that he threw out. That's crazy. But anyways, 734 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,360 Speaker 1: he's throwing bud lights in the crowd and you know, 735 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,680 Speaker 1: you see him throw one like two ft you know. 736 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,719 Speaker 1: For next you know, he throws like five or six, 737 00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,759 Speaker 1: and you see him getting a little bit more like 738 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:35,520 Speaker 1: let's let's get a little bit far, and I can 739 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,920 Speaker 1: see it in his eyes and getting too confident with 740 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,919 Speaker 1: throwing him people catching on me like yeah, and then 741 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,640 Speaker 1: he like literal points like dude about I mean, it's 742 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,319 Speaker 1: so far, like I'm talking like twot like like, and 743 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,560 Speaker 1: he just comes, yeah, bro, you and the guy's like yeah, 744 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:56,080 Speaker 1: and he goes and it just it seemed like forever 745 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,960 Speaker 1: and it just it hit a woman, That's what I'm saying, 746 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,640 Speaker 1: on the head, who looked like she was already confused 747 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,920 Speaker 1: of why she was there before she got and and 748 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,720 Speaker 1: someone's girl, but he's in the middle of the song, 749 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:19,719 Speaker 1: so it was like a traffics Scotts. And then I'm 750 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,120 Speaker 1: just watching this woman the whole time for the next 751 00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,040 Speaker 1: three songs, cause she's just like despondent, like I can't 752 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 1: believe her. Yeah, I could see her from stage. You're 753 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,640 Speaker 1: turning around and looking at like like she can't see 754 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,640 Speaker 1: that I'm looking at her, but she remember, we know, 755 00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,200 Speaker 1: would just be like, oh, I'll go you and what's 756 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:43,239 Speaker 1: the thing where kind of no, no, no, like I'm 757 00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,680 Speaker 1: getting better because you've told me many times, Like you 758 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,520 Speaker 1: know the classic thing of like you kick him under 759 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,920 Speaker 1: the table and he goes, why are you kicking me? 760 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,759 Speaker 1: Or like if there's facial figurement, he'll go like look 761 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,640 Speaker 1: over there, look do you see And I'm like, we 762 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,040 Speaker 1: all see the person the girl in the wheelchair, Yes, 763 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,640 Speaker 1: what was the person that got on their knee? And 764 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,960 Speaker 1: that we were laughing at the guy on his knee, 765 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,279 Speaker 1: but it looks like we're laughing at someone in a 766 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:12,200 Speaker 1: witch But like I could just see if if something happened. 767 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 1: Andrews turning around like like you're not good at on 768 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,120 Speaker 1: peripheral vision, dude. Look, I just kept looking at her 769 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,560 Speaker 1: because I felt bad for her. I really did feel 770 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:25,279 Speaker 1: bad for her, and she looked so despondent, like I 771 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:32,800 Speaker 1: just get oh my god, how did I protect predict that? Sandress? 772 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,399 Speaker 1: I mean so so then so I see her though 773 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,040 Speaker 1: like three songs after that, she starts singing again. I 774 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,440 Speaker 1: was like, okay, either she's really fun and you were 775 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,200 Speaker 1: really worried about that. I was kind of. I was 776 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,719 Speaker 1: just so intrigued because not every day you get hit 777 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:49,240 Speaker 1: with a beer. So then so Jake gets a tattoo 778 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,239 Speaker 1: earlier in the day and he goes, you know, I've 779 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,799 Speaker 1: just you know, been a little down and I just 780 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,719 Speaker 1: felt again a tattoo of just like drawing like these 781 00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:59,719 Speaker 1: guys did for him. And he's like, does anyone in 782 00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,600 Speaker 1: the cry I won't get tattooed? And this drunk woman, 783 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:07,560 Speaker 1: I don't get beerhead not a different woman. Actually, like 784 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,640 Speaker 1: seven people raised a hand. Of course, people love free tattoos, 785 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,120 Speaker 1: especially at a JC, and they offered it. By no, 786 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:19,640 Speaker 1: he's like this woman they put out the tape on 787 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,520 Speaker 1: stage and he's just singing a song and she's just 788 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:26,680 Speaker 1: like getting a tattoo. Hundreds of people at that show 789 00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,400 Speaker 1: would have talked about probably once you start getting tattoos, 790 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 1: you don't care about at it like Ian gets them. 791 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,640 Speaker 1: That is true. I don't know if this one. I 792 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,319 Speaker 1: don't know if this woman is a tatoo. The next thing, 793 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,040 Speaker 1: you know, this woman she got one. I know I 794 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,719 Speaker 1: thought about it, but so then, uh, it was pretty funny, 795 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,200 Speaker 1: like I made a stupid but the two people got 796 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,200 Speaker 1: tattooed the bud like girl and like, who do you 797 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,719 Speaker 1: think woke up more upset? Like the girl that Yeah, 798 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,640 Speaker 1: that girl that had an imprint of a can ring 799 00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:01,560 Speaker 1: on her forehead for the rest of her tattoo. It's 800 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,920 Speaker 1: so embarrassing to get hit in the face by anything 801 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,680 Speaker 1: when you don't see it coming. That's why I hate 802 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,000 Speaker 1: when boys are playing ball or catch or any kind 803 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,080 Speaker 1: of sport near me. I told him if he got 804 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:18,080 Speaker 1: sued for like Florida, May countries, I'm surprising more people 805 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,920 Speaker 1: don't get hurt at shows, and then they must maybe 806 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,759 Speaker 1: the venue pays for it, because people get hurt at 807 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:30,560 Speaker 1: shows bouncing like there's just no way, and so who's 808 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,440 Speaker 1: paying for that? I wonder? I don't know. I mean 809 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,880 Speaker 1: it was it was I could see her. Did anyone 810 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,800 Speaker 1: see the Woodstock documentary not yet limpid? Like fred Durst 811 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,600 Speaker 1: has something? What did he throw? He's the one that 812 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,439 Speaker 1: kind of got them to be like break ship funck 813 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,040 Speaker 1: shit up and like they were already so hied and 814 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,200 Speaker 1: then he was just like he got them to just 815 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,600 Speaker 1: go next level start, he played a song that was 816 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,680 Speaker 1: called like break Ship, break stuff or break stuff, and 817 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,840 Speaker 1: so people just started and they started like surfing on 818 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,560 Speaker 1: all the you know, big pieces of plywood they were 819 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,040 Speaker 1: pulling off the sound. Have you ever seen a con 820 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:10,040 Speaker 1: throw a person into the crowd, Someone like threw something 821 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,239 Speaker 1: at him on stage and he's like, oh, that's cool, man, 822 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,719 Speaker 1: come up on stage, you can hang out. And then 823 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:21,360 Speaker 1: he threw him and then he and she's like, yeah, 824 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:28,480 Speaker 1: I can't go to any genre of concert. So so 825 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,080 Speaker 1: then we go backstage, which was really cool, but like 826 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,239 Speaker 1: people are getting tattooed like left and right because there's 827 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:39,080 Speaker 1: a tattoo. Ares No, I wasn't feeling. Yeah, it wasn't divide, 828 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,480 Speaker 1: but it was. It was a really it was a 829 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:45,040 Speaker 1: really fun night. And I don't know, it's a it's different. 830 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,000 Speaker 1: Music is like, it's so weird that comedy you just go, 831 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,359 Speaker 1: you just need a microphone. They need know much shit. 832 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,279 Speaker 1: I know many people they go. I know they're making 833 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,160 Speaker 1: a lot of money, but man, there's a lot of 834 00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:01,600 Speaker 1: Oh boy, there's like forty people just work backstage manning 835 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,799 Speaker 1: different stuff. And then also your band, which you got 836 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,520 Speaker 1: to pay pretty handsomely and then when people start like 837 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:14,480 Speaker 1: why did they go solo? Yeah, so much of their 838 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,080 Speaker 1: sales is merch. That is, the artists depend on merch 839 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,719 Speaker 1: so so much. Speaking of new merch, on my tour, 840 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,759 Speaker 1: it's dope. I worked very hard to make it the 841 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,520 Speaker 1: Good Girl Tour. Yeah, so I tried to name I 842 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,239 Speaker 1: wanted to name it the name of my special, but 843 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,920 Speaker 1: then my agent said people would think it was the 844 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,920 Speaker 1: same material from the special, And I'm like, isn't that 845 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,440 Speaker 1: so funny? Like if I know it's been noted before. 846 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,160 Speaker 1: But musicians, if you pay played new music, everyone hates you. 847 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,840 Speaker 1: But if you're a comedian and you do anything, you 848 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,000 Speaker 1: can only do new stuff, and if you do anything 849 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,000 Speaker 1: that is recognizable, people go. People have a right to 850 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,120 Speaker 1: just dismiss you as just taking our money, like we 851 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,560 Speaker 1: already saw this. But it does make sense because comedy 852 00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,480 Speaker 1: laughter is a response to being scared or surprised. That's 853 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,600 Speaker 1: why a lot of times people after they're scared, they laugh. 854 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,279 Speaker 1: It's a very common response to being scared as to 855 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,720 Speaker 1: have people giggle. You do it sometimes when you're nervous, 856 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,319 Speaker 1: you laugh. Do you think do you think? So? You know, 857 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,359 Speaker 1: comedy is like do you think this joke is going 858 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,600 Speaker 1: this way, and I'm gonna say this way and then 859 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,920 Speaker 1: you laugh. So it's about surprise. So if you hear something, 860 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:21,680 Speaker 1: you know, but I've heard the same story more than once. 861 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,360 Speaker 1: Like George Carlin started that thing like a new special 862 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,839 Speaker 1: every two hour, and then Louis said it. You know you. 863 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,279 Speaker 1: But the thing is, even if you think it's just 864 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,319 Speaker 1: as good, it's not as good as the first time 865 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,400 Speaker 1: you heard it. Yeah. I saw Mitch Hedberg though, and 866 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,640 Speaker 1: like he was a one liner guy, so obviously, and 867 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,799 Speaker 1: then what happens is people starting literally saying it's punch. Yeah, 868 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,120 Speaker 1: but you know what, it's just as close to as 869 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,360 Speaker 1: good as the first time you heard it. Is the 870 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,759 Speaker 1: first time your friend who you know will appreciate the joke. 871 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,200 Speaker 1: Here's it. You know. It's like showing someone a YouTube video. 872 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,280 Speaker 1: I right now, it's a good break. I am so 873 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,759 Speaker 1: obsessed with a video I cannot stop watching it. I 874 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,879 Speaker 1: watched it on the plane yesterday on repeat for an hour. 875 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,400 Speaker 1: It is that guy Eggs Tyrone who puts dance. He 876 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:07,160 Speaker 1: takes people like different dancing clips and then puts different 877 00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,640 Speaker 1: music to it, so these people look like the dancing 878 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,480 Speaker 1: different songs. It's so good eggs tyrone spelled exactly like 879 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,560 Speaker 1: you think it is. And they did this. He took 880 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,920 Speaker 1: this one from Diddy and his son's dancing. Diddy is 881 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,040 Speaker 1: dressed up like um pennywise from it, and then his 882 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 1: sons are dancing around him and the dancing is just phenomenal. 883 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,680 Speaker 1: It's so interesting. But if they're dancing to just a 884 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,640 Speaker 1: rap song. But then he took that music out and 885 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,560 Speaker 1: put in modest mouse Brain, Dick and Dick, Ding Crash 886 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,080 Speaker 1: and the good thing. It's all my story. I'm gonna 887 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,160 Speaker 1: put on my story every single day until I stop 888 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,160 Speaker 1: being obsessed with it, because I need to know. I 889 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,399 Speaker 1: have never liked a video this much in my life. 890 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,600 Speaker 1: I can't stop watching it. It makes me happy, it 891 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:55,160 Speaker 1: soothes me. It is like I feel, you know how 892 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,640 Speaker 1: sometimes special needs people like watch the same video or 893 00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,160 Speaker 1: chill Dren just want the same thing over and over 894 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,040 Speaker 1: and over. Beauty and the Beast, Beauty and the Beast. 895 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:07,520 Speaker 1: Like just I've never been this obsessed with something. I mean, 896 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,760 Speaker 1: granted it's a forty five second video, but I'm watching 897 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,000 Speaker 1: it on repeat, just the way the dancing is. It 898 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:17,480 Speaker 1: just it's something about it's the most. It's it's the 899 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,480 Speaker 1: thing in the world that has hit me the most, 900 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,040 Speaker 1: in like a place of like this is everything I've 901 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,800 Speaker 1: ever wanted the world is okay. I like the idea 902 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,080 Speaker 1: because I see those kind of videos and they'll play 903 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:31,080 Speaker 1: like yakety sacks or whatever, like over like something that's 904 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,840 Speaker 1: really cool. But I like that modest mouth. Can I 905 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,560 Speaker 1: play it for you to see if you're in transpired 906 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,040 Speaker 1: as me, I'm sure I will be. But I like 907 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,000 Speaker 1: that the song still has somewhat of rhythm. It's still 908 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,040 Speaker 1: kind of cool. The song is so cool, so it's 909 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:45,319 Speaker 1: not like completely making a joke out of it, you 910 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,479 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yes, And I would think most 911 00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,759 Speaker 1: that song was cool before smartphones. So a lot of 912 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,719 Speaker 1: people are being introduced to the songs something okay, So 913 00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,360 Speaker 1: it's the middle one on the top. I love the 914 00:47:54,400 --> 00:48:00,520 Speaker 1: idea that modest mouth like becomes see if Andrew enjoys 915 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,080 Speaker 1: it in much of that like don't get a hit 916 00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,640 Speaker 1: one morning, they'll be like, why did I have nine million? 917 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:20,400 Speaker 1: M good? It's just did he and his son's walking 918 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:26,560 Speaker 1: down the hall way. But watch how good I call God. 919 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,360 Speaker 1: I thought you would be afraid of the clown. No, 920 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,080 Speaker 1: it makes me happy. The clown is so cute. It 921 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,000 Speaker 1: makes Pennywise. Like yesterday I walked past a sewer and 922 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,840 Speaker 1: I was like, where are you coot? It was a 923 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,320 Speaker 1: little chipmunk came out of the seward instead. It scared 924 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,360 Speaker 1: me because I really was looking for penny Wise. And 925 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,440 Speaker 1: I love that. It's like, you didn't get to the a. 926 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,520 Speaker 1: I didn't again he went to the bank account. No, don't, 927 00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,359 Speaker 1: don't worry about it now, but you got to watch 928 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,080 Speaker 1: it all later. It's so good because you know because 929 00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,560 Speaker 1: then it goes and we all okay. The he changes 930 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,080 Speaker 1: the rhythm the like there's something so soothing about dancing 931 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,359 Speaker 1: that goes exactly to the song that I really like. 932 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,120 Speaker 1: Who knew that I was into dancing so much. I'm 933 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:17,520 Speaker 1: obsessed TikTok where they do Oh we gotta go to break? 934 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,920 Speaker 1: I could feel it. I could feel it. We'll be 935 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,320 Speaker 1: back right after this with Top one Bottom one on 936 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:31,960 Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer podcast. Alright, we're back crash um and I 937 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,120 Speaker 1: will see on that video that eggs tight rown guy. 938 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,600 Speaker 1: He doesn't only put in the music. What's brilliant about 939 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,839 Speaker 1: that guy is that he makes the music almost sound 940 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,680 Speaker 1: like it's coming from that event, so he won't it's 941 00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,000 Speaker 1: not played over it. It's so he puts a little 942 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,560 Speaker 1: claps in the song to make to match the claps 943 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,200 Speaker 1: of the dancers, so it makes it sound like that's 944 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,160 Speaker 1: the song that was playing in that hallway, and he 945 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,800 Speaker 1: you know, distorts the sounds so that it sounds like 946 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,840 Speaker 1: it was in that hallway, to which you don't realize 947 00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:04,799 Speaker 1: something so much like effects. A video was like, um, 948 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,320 Speaker 1: there was another video yesterday that I go oh, I 949 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,399 Speaker 1: went down on fucking worm home yesterday. I don't even 950 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,080 Speaker 1: want to talk about it. And I found someone that 951 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,640 Speaker 1: I've never been more jealous of in my life whose 952 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,200 Speaker 1: life I just like, I can't. I wrote on yet 953 00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,640 Speaker 1: and I was like, do you know who this girl was? 954 00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,960 Speaker 1: And she was like, don't do this to yourself, Nikki. 955 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,320 Speaker 1: She's perfect. I'm not even gonna say who it is 956 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:29,160 Speaker 1: because I don't. She is funny, she's gorgeous, she's has 957 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,800 Speaker 1: perfect style, a perfect home, a perfect dog, a perfect boyfriend, 958 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,839 Speaker 1: a perfect amount of like she's like, does does her 959 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:42,400 Speaker 1: own products, she and her husband collaborate perfectly like it. 960 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,719 Speaker 1: It is so triggering. I could not I was in 961 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,960 Speaker 1: bed watching her and just it was like cutting myself. 962 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,600 Speaker 1: I couldn't stop. I was trying to find anything about 963 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,759 Speaker 1: this woman's life that was tragic that maybe spoke to 964 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,920 Speaker 1: a deep pain. Um on you was like, I think 965 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:58,560 Speaker 1: her parents are divorced. I was like, okay, we got 966 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,000 Speaker 1: stuff that like there was there's but there's nothing, there's nothing. 967 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,040 Speaker 1: Her life is perfect in Anya Anya. Usually when I 968 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,400 Speaker 1: present her with someone, she goes Nikki. You don't understand, 969 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,239 Speaker 1: like that girl probably has this, she probably doesn't eat 970 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,680 Speaker 1: that much, and like, but this girl, we both concluded, 971 00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,120 Speaker 1: literally has a perfect life. And Anya was like, I 972 00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:19,520 Speaker 1: can't go down that. Don't send me down that hole again. 973 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,160 Speaker 1: I don't want to give anything now. There's no there's 974 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,279 Speaker 1: nothing I will give anyone about this girl. I'll just 975 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:31,640 Speaker 1: say and if you're talking, she's already we already married 976 00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:36,480 Speaker 1: her off. Um. Yeah, and she's so tiny, she's four. Um. Okay, 977 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:41,920 Speaker 1: let's get into top one. Bottom one. Today's category is 978 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,480 Speaker 1: an anticipation of me traveling to l A. I think 979 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,480 Speaker 1: that was kind of it. I'm I'm traveling tonight, traveled yesterday, 980 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,640 Speaker 1: Noah traveled yesterday. We all spend a lot of times 981 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,960 Speaker 1: and they met the best sie at the airport. Really, 982 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,400 Speaker 1: her name is Sid. Yes, okay, so I recognized you. 983 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:04,520 Speaker 1: I was at my gate eating Cheetos, which is what 984 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:11,560 Speaker 1: I got from the topic and Cheddar get the Cheddar 985 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,760 Speaker 1: so uh. And it was like seven minutes before boarding, 986 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,800 Speaker 1: and I'm I was debating if I shoulder This is 987 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,680 Speaker 1: what I was debating. Do I do I wipe them 988 00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,880 Speaker 1: on my used tissue that's in my bag or do 989 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,640 Speaker 1: I just go wash my hands because the bathroom was 990 00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:30,839 Speaker 1: right there? Or do I suck? But I was at 991 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:35,640 Speaker 1: the wet okay, so yeah, but then I would wipe 992 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,680 Speaker 1: it on my jeans. So anyway, I decided to go 993 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,239 Speaker 1: to the bathroom and wash my hands. And as I'm 994 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,800 Speaker 1: walking with like my cheeto hand, all I heard was 995 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:49,320 Speaker 1: can I get your picture? And I just looked and 996 00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,759 Speaker 1: I didn't hear the first part of what Sid said. 997 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: She goes, Hey, I'm a bestie. Can I get a 998 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,480 Speaker 1: photo with you? Please? And she's so cute because later 999 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,919 Speaker 1: she told me She's like, oh I know, um what Nick? 1000 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Speaker 1: He says like, have your phone ready? So I had 1001 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,800 Speaker 1: my phone? Oh my god. Anyway, so she likes I 1002 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,680 Speaker 1: asked those guys too. I was like, following my own 1003 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,200 Speaker 1: room did exactly. So just a quick tidbit. She said 1004 00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,240 Speaker 1: she would listen to us every single day. A sidbit 1005 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:20,480 Speaker 1: in Africa, in Africa, in Africa, which I think we 1006 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,560 Speaker 1: should take time to acknowledge our international listeners, by the way, 1007 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,560 Speaker 1: because there's a lot I got. I got a text 1008 00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,080 Speaker 1: or a d M from someone who I said Uganda 1009 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,000 Speaker 1: the other day. I just, you know, as a reference 1010 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,759 Speaker 1: point for something. And he was like, thank you for 1011 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,120 Speaker 1: shouting out Uganda. And I'm like, hell, yesu Wanda. What's up? 1012 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:42,120 Speaker 1: So she was serving as a as a medic and 1013 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:47,400 Speaker 1: she was talking sorry a medic and she was traveling 1014 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,040 Speaker 1: back home. She had an issue with her and she 1015 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,480 Speaker 1: had to be laid over in Colorado and she was 1016 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:56,279 Speaker 1: just listening to Thursday's podcast and she knew we were 1017 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,720 Speaker 1: in Colorado, and she was just like, I can't believe 1018 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,520 Speaker 1: I see you at the airport. Che That is so cute. 1019 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,320 Speaker 1: There a photo, Cheet. Did you show your cheeto fingers? 1020 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I have Cheeto dust all over my fingers. 1021 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,480 Speaker 1: Can I please wash my hands first? That's so cute. 1022 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:22,240 Speaker 1: I love that so much. I am that's so nice. 1023 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,320 Speaker 1: Someone wrote me from after the Metro concert and was like, 1024 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,680 Speaker 1: you have a doppelganger at the film wore in Denver 1025 00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,799 Speaker 1: unless it was. But if you don't, there's someone who 1026 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,400 Speaker 1: looks exactly like you know. I'm like, oh man, I 1027 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,439 Speaker 1: wish you would have said hi. I love a good 1028 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:41,359 Speaker 1: recognizing like say hello. I hate always went in doubt 1029 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,839 Speaker 1: and I'm not a bad enough looking gal. Where if 1030 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,320 Speaker 1: you tell someone hey are Unique Glazer and it's not 1031 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,040 Speaker 1: me that they're going to be like fuck you, you know, 1032 00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,320 Speaker 1: so just take a gamble. I would hope not, except 1033 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,120 Speaker 1: unless you know. I have a joke where people go 1034 00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:57,880 Speaker 1: are Unique Glazer and I have no makeup on it, 1035 00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,960 Speaker 1: and I go, you think I look like this pointing 1036 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,120 Speaker 1: to myself, because I do. Sometimes I look so unlike 1037 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,680 Speaker 1: myself without makeup that if I get recognized, I get 1038 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,920 Speaker 1: really offended. It's like, where did you see me? Where 1039 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,880 Speaker 1: we're ever presenting this except every day on YouTube. It 1040 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,960 Speaker 1: was one of your depressed days during COVID. I remember 1041 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:26,160 Speaker 1: for three seconds, but oh man, yeah, I'm talking about it. 1042 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,759 Speaker 1: But what's the category? The category is something at the 1043 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,160 Speaker 1: Hudson News, which is the airport fo data. Yeah, the 1044 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:36,080 Speaker 1: airport it's in every single airport. It's like Hudson News. 1045 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,480 Speaker 1: It's classic. They sell the same stuff almost all the time. 1046 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,759 Speaker 1: There's a couple variations here and there you'll find, but 1047 00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,319 Speaker 1: mostly it's always the same stuff. Um, let's stop. Let's 1048 00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,480 Speaker 1: start with the bottom thing. Um. I hate that they 1049 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:54,160 Speaker 1: have the worst options for snacks, for anything healthy. There 1050 00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:59,320 Speaker 1: is nothing healthy in a Hudson News besides water, There's nothing. 1051 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,440 Speaker 1: I don't care you're like, but what about the green 1052 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,759 Speaker 1: Peace snap crisps um? Are you really going to eat 1053 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,200 Speaker 1: one four of that bag? No, you're not. You're gonna 1054 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,840 Speaker 1: eat the whole bag. It's four servings. It is so 1055 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000 Speaker 1: bad for you. Too much sodium, too much like nothing. 1056 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,040 Speaker 1: There's what's the perfect healthy snack that needs to be there? Um? 1057 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,000 Speaker 1: I really do like some places carry those um like 1058 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,640 Speaker 1: baked at a mom A and they have such a 1059 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:27,520 Speaker 1: good pop in your mouth. Those are really good. Umar 1060 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:31,040 Speaker 1: is definitely a great choice, but I will say I 1061 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:34,560 Speaker 1: hate um and they are always out of like very 1062 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,480 Speaker 1: often out of diet coke. I have noticed as someone 1063 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,840 Speaker 1: who just started re drinking diet coke, die PEPSI. No 1064 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,319 Speaker 1: one cares for everyone loves diet coke. Everyone it's diet 1065 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,759 Speaker 1: cokes are always taken and diapepsies are there being like 1066 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,279 Speaker 1: we're here, and it's like I know you are, no, 1067 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,279 Speaker 1: thank you. I hate that. I hate when I go 1068 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:55,480 Speaker 1: to a restaurant and they go you go like it's 1069 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:59,480 Speaker 1: like not even like like I'm weird for thinking it's different. 1070 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,160 Speaker 1: And then I go now and they go Okayte David's 1071 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,320 Speaker 1: Fade just did a great bit about this on Kimmel 1072 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,480 Speaker 1: his last appearance on Kimmel. It's so funny where he's like, yeah, 1073 00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,120 Speaker 1: people will go diepe pepsi and they kind of look 1074 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,960 Speaker 1: at you like I know, I'm sorry pepsi it's gross 1075 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,120 Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, no, and they're like like but 1076 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,200 Speaker 1: it's it's that exact thing of like, no, it's not okay, 1077 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,840 Speaker 1: it's not it's not even close. Also, they get mad 1078 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,720 Speaker 1: if you go no, then I don't want it. They 1079 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,640 Speaker 1: go it's the same thing, and they know it's not 1080 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:32,560 Speaker 1: the same thing. It's done at all. I get that 1081 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,400 Speaker 1: that's kind of in the same world. Pepsi is nowhere 1082 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,560 Speaker 1: near it. But I will still drink a diet pepsi. 1083 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,080 Speaker 1: I'm not against it, but um, but Yeah, we have 1084 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,400 Speaker 1: diet cokes often in the Hudson News, and it's like 1085 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,360 Speaker 1: a very bonding thing when when we're traveling because it's 1086 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,360 Speaker 1: a treat, because we know it's bad. We know it's naughty, 1087 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,600 Speaker 1: and we should just be getting water right there. You 1088 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,360 Speaker 1: know what I hate in the Hudson News. Water for four. 1089 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:02,320 Speaker 1: That's what I hate of the Hudson News. Go funk yourself. 1090 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,320 Speaker 1: And also, you know what I hate is when the 1091 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:09,560 Speaker 1: people working there either aren't manning the front of it, 1092 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,080 Speaker 1: like they're just stalking things and the whole line backs up, 1093 00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,760 Speaker 1: or there's one person. This is my number. Sorry, top one, 1094 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:21,840 Speaker 1: top bottom one thing Hudson News. People who get a 1095 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,000 Speaker 1: bag for their soda or their water or their little 1096 00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:29,120 Speaker 1: cheese crisps. Stop getting bags. You guys are if you 1097 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,240 Speaker 1: can carry it in your hand, walk out of the 1098 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,960 Speaker 1: store with it. I'm so sick of people just yeah, 1099 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,440 Speaker 1: I'll take a bag for that. For your buying a 1100 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,480 Speaker 1: pack of gum and you need a gigantic Hudson News bag. 1101 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,600 Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna reuse it, No you're not. No one 1102 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,360 Speaker 1: reuses it. Listen. I'm not perfect when it comes to 1103 00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,960 Speaker 1: plastic bags. But if you can carry it up to 1104 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,760 Speaker 1: the front counter and you're not spilling things everywhere. You 1105 00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,680 Speaker 1: can walk out of the store with it without a bag. 1106 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:59,720 Speaker 1: Final answer, I think bottom is the sandwich selection. I 1107 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,920 Speaker 1: like a quick sandwich. Give me some options, give me 1108 00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:05,840 Speaker 1: something maybe fresh, something that was maybe made that day 1109 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,560 Speaker 1: and not nine years ago. So are the options generally? 1110 00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:12,320 Speaker 1: Like it's like turkey and like I think it's American cheese. 1111 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:17,160 Speaker 1: Do they have uncrustables there? Like I would love to. 1112 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,720 Speaker 1: I've never had one, but man, they look so good. 1113 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,760 Speaker 1: They just look like they're they're soaked up bread. I 1114 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,080 Speaker 1: saw one on the ground yesterday and I wanted to 1115 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,480 Speaker 1: eat That wasn't an old It wasn't it was It 1116 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,960 Speaker 1: had a circle pattern to it. You just saw a 1117 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,800 Speaker 1: perfectly sitting there. It had a big bite out of it. 1118 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,280 Speaker 1: Even what happened to that, I don't know. Yeah, who 1119 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,600 Speaker 1: gives up on an uncrustable after you take one bite? 1120 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,720 Speaker 1: And who after crossed on the ground? Just trash? Can 1121 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,080 Speaker 1: you trash? So funny? Do you know where trash cans are? 1122 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,400 Speaker 1: When you are trash? What do I want my mom 1123 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,040 Speaker 1: to make me? And uncrest? Like someone made that? Like 1124 00:59:56,320 --> 01:00:00,200 Speaker 1: I like my sandwiches without crust. Yeah, people did. Did 1125 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:04,600 Speaker 1: you like that? Yeah? I didn't mind crust. I think 1126 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,000 Speaker 1: my mom like made me crust like that, that's good 1127 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:08,960 Speaker 1: for you. Like it's almost like the peel of an 1128 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,120 Speaker 1: ore of an apple. It's like, do you know that 1129 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,760 Speaker 1: has like the most fiber in it is the outside? Okay, 1130 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,880 Speaker 1: I'm supposed to it sometimes, but I don't think that's 1131 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:21,080 Speaker 1: the way it is for sandwich. Like sometimes I'll throw 1132 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,760 Speaker 1: a lot of mayo on there, and I'll put chips 1133 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,120 Speaker 1: on their chips on top of the sandwich, and it'll 1134 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,520 Speaker 1: just taste like a processed It'll bring it back to 1135 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,800 Speaker 1: lunchable days and there's like some kind of nostalgic good 1136 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:35,720 Speaker 1: feeling about eating absolute dogshit. Okay, so sandwich selection a 1137 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,600 Speaker 1: little better of a sandwich and not for fucking we're 1138 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,680 Speaker 1: not gonna we're not gonna be able to convince some 1139 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:46,880 Speaker 1: of that inflation. Yeah, noah, what about you? Okay, controversial. 1140 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,240 Speaker 1: I really don't like that they have books there for 1141 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:57,520 Speaker 1: sale because it puts on me very antireading. Yeah, but well, 1142 01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:01,760 Speaker 1: I just I just feel like I don't It's like 1143 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,800 Speaker 1: it's almost like if you buy a book, you're one 1144 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,720 Speaker 1: of those people who's like so put together and you 1145 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,880 Speaker 1: use your time on a plane to like read and 1146 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:13,400 Speaker 1: get all this world the illusion of that because people, 1147 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,520 Speaker 1: most people, including me, when you buy a book where 1148 01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:19,880 Speaker 1: the crowduts sing five months ago, you just read the 1149 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,800 Speaker 1: first page or two, you get tired and you put 1150 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,600 Speaker 1: it away and then you forget it in the back 1151 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,160 Speaker 1: of the chair in the plane. It is more of 1152 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:31,120 Speaker 1: like buying the illusion of the person you want to be. 1153 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:35,280 Speaker 1: I don't think most airport books even get read. There 1154 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,520 Speaker 1: are people that will walk past and they'll look at 1155 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,040 Speaker 1: it like they feel like, you know, you're at like 1156 01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:44,600 Speaker 1: the Smithsonian or something. They're acting like, oh, maybe I've 1157 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:47,000 Speaker 1: never seen anyone buy a book either. I don't know 1158 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,080 Speaker 1: if you think I have bought a lot of books, 1159 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,240 Speaker 1: but I will say I never read them. So I 1160 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,520 Speaker 1: only read books on my phone. And so I wanted 1161 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,520 Speaker 1: to buy a book the other day when I had 1162 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,560 Speaker 1: to wait for like two hours for Noah's plane to 1163 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:00,160 Speaker 1: get into your waiting and I was like, oh, we'll 1164 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,000 Speaker 1: go to the bookstore. And then I was like, bitch, 1165 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,760 Speaker 1: buy a book on your phone. There's so much cheaper. 1166 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,560 Speaker 1: I was about to spend twenty four dollars on a 1167 01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:09,360 Speaker 1: book that I got for eight bucks on my phone. Yeah, 1168 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:12,560 Speaker 1: the magazines. I used to buy magazine before. I mean 1169 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,600 Speaker 1: it's all the phone. It's the phone's fault. I mean 1170 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,520 Speaker 1: I would buy a Rolling Stone. Did like magazines back 1171 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,960 Speaker 1: in the day, a big magazine. I loved the big 1172 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,480 Speaker 1: mag I'd read it before the flight would take off. 1173 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:30,760 Speaker 1: Magazines are yeah, well they have to be because no 1174 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:33,040 Speaker 1: one's buying them. Yeah, yeah, they used to be like 1175 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,840 Speaker 1: three nine. Um. Yeah. I I sometimes on the way 1176 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,520 Speaker 1: if I have a connecting flight, on the way out 1177 01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,439 Speaker 1: of a plane, I look and people will leave behind 1178 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,800 Speaker 1: the magazines that they've already read, and I just steal 1179 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,040 Speaker 1: from the first class like the trash they leave on 1180 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,880 Speaker 1: the seats. It's a great solution. You get a lot 1181 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:52,040 Speaker 1: of good Remember flying before phones and like if the 1182 01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:55,040 Speaker 1: movie wasn't there and then you didn't have anything to read, 1183 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,800 Speaker 1: how you could do is look at the fucking that 1184 01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,560 Speaker 1: for sale book. Or today, my phone was about to 1185 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,800 Speaker 1: die and my AirPods weren't working, so I was just like, 1186 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,480 Speaker 1: what did you do? I just um, oh. The girl 1187 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,400 Speaker 1: next to me was trying to kind of talk to 1188 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:13,160 Speaker 1: me and so I just pretended I was sleeping. I couldn't. 1189 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,000 Speaker 1: She just was like, well, it looks like we're gonna 1190 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,840 Speaker 1: be friends. She like sat closer to me because it 1191 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,520 Speaker 1: was like it's gonna be a full flight, folks. You're 1192 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,040 Speaker 1: gonna want to use those middle steeds. And she just 1193 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,360 Speaker 1: went moved from the aisle to the middle just being 1194 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,920 Speaker 1: like which I thought was like someone will sit there. 1195 01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,040 Speaker 1: She moved. She was just like it was weird. She 1196 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,800 Speaker 1: just and she goes, well, it looks like we're gonna 1197 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,320 Speaker 1: be best friends. And I was just like, we are. 1198 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,240 Speaker 1: That is when I put on my eyemask, I just 1199 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,280 Speaker 1: go and I'm like, why don't I stall my phone? 1200 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:42,880 Speaker 1: That says I can't talk? There's no she she left 1201 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,760 Speaker 1: the aisle opens yeah for people boarding. It was so weird. Yeah, 1202 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,120 Speaker 1: and she didn't move back to just kept saying stuff 1203 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,000 Speaker 1: to herself like, well, don't usually do that. Someone was 1204 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,840 Speaker 1: the fight attendant was like, you know, ma'am, you have 1205 01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,720 Speaker 1: to put the bag underneath, and she was like, I 1206 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:58,840 Speaker 1: knew that. I knew that. I usually don't do that. Like, 1207 01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,439 Speaker 1: you know, people that just want to get a conversation going, 1208 01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:04,120 Speaker 1: so they start just like almost like fly fishing. They 1209 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,000 Speaker 1: just like kind of say little things that someone will 1210 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:08,920 Speaker 1: take the bait, and I'm like, I'm not giving it. 1211 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:12,000 Speaker 1: I love shutting down a co sign because they go 1212 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,320 Speaker 1: bag under the chair. What's the point And You're like, no, 1213 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,760 Speaker 1: you're not getting I'm not co signing with you. I 1214 01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:26,800 Speaker 1: don't care a little partner here, yeah here, No, I'm 1215 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,840 Speaker 1: not doing that. I had sound like a real brat, 1216 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,200 Speaker 1: But what moment yesterday on my flight back homes um 1217 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:38,400 Speaker 1: sitting behind me was a sports broadcaster and I can 1218 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,520 Speaker 1: tell by the tone of his voice that he was 1219 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,480 Speaker 1: definitely like in broadcasting. And then I learned about his 1220 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,880 Speaker 1: whole career because he was just bombarding this woman who 1221 01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:50,880 Speaker 1: was sitting next to him with his price history and 1222 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:53,360 Speaker 1: he was like showing her things out of the window 1223 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,440 Speaker 1: as we were landing, explaining like what all these things 1224 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,919 Speaker 1: aren't like, Oh, that is my number one pet. Peeve 1225 01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,400 Speaker 1: used you to listen to me. Listener, if you're on 1226 01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,680 Speaker 1: a plane and you're a little chatty, Cathy, keep your 1227 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,880 Speaker 1: voice down. I know it sounds like it's a scream 1228 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:12,360 Speaker 1: because it's like the almost like white noise of the 1229 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,600 Speaker 1: airplane makes it seem like you have to shout louder 1230 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,440 Speaker 1: everyone can hear you. It is so rude. I'm at 1231 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,400 Speaker 1: the point where I'm going to start telling people to 1232 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,479 Speaker 1: shut up because it is so rude. People will talk. 1233 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:24,880 Speaker 1: It'll be like a seven am flight and someone's just 1234 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,760 Speaker 1: in the mood to talk and they start chatting, and 1235 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,560 Speaker 1: the person next to them doesn't have boundaries, so they 1236 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:32,360 Speaker 1: just let them talk the whole time and kind of 1237 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,440 Speaker 1: keep like. I'm just like, man, this woman needs to 1238 01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,200 Speaker 1: go to a fucking meeting because she needs to stand 1239 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,800 Speaker 1: up for herself. Like I just start just like diagnosing 1240 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,920 Speaker 1: people that have being codependent because the person will be 1241 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,080 Speaker 1: talking and the person you can tell the person's annoyed 1242 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,360 Speaker 1: with this person talking to them because no one wants this. 1243 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,919 Speaker 1: But then they keep kind of keeping it going because 1244 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:52,200 Speaker 1: they don't want to be rude. Be rude. Shut these 1245 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,919 Speaker 1: people down and start a person who talks even yeah, 1246 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,439 Speaker 1: even if you're on a flight with a friend, keep 1247 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:00,400 Speaker 1: I've been on a flight with person we talked the 1248 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,160 Speaker 1: entire time, and I have told her like we've been like, 1249 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:04,800 Speaker 1: we got to keep it down because there are people 1250 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,120 Speaker 1: around us sleeping, and you do not need to scream, 1251 01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:09,640 Speaker 1: but you know what people love to do is to 1252 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:13,919 Speaker 1: they love having people hear how cool like hearing about 1253 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,600 Speaker 1: their life. It gives people an opportunity to be in 1254 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:20,000 Speaker 1: a small, confined space where other people will hear about 1255 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:23,840 Speaker 1: your life. They honestly do. And I know, I get 1256 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:25,440 Speaker 1: to perform every night, So maybe I don't know what 1257 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,640 Speaker 1: it's like to not have that little outlet. But you 1258 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,000 Speaker 1: are a bad person. If you talk the entire flight, 1259 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,920 Speaker 1: you're You're a selfish person. You're not nice. People are 1260 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,400 Speaker 1: trying to sleep. I don't care what time of day 1261 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,960 Speaker 1: it is. Your kid. Again, the definition of is doing 1262 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,480 Speaker 1: something so that other people see you do it, and 1263 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,360 Speaker 1: you give the illusion that you don't know they're seeing 1264 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,160 Speaker 1: you do it, but you do the thing that you 1265 01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,360 Speaker 1: wouldn't do by yourself. So if you were having a 1266 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,480 Speaker 1: conversation as a kid and sports broadcaster because you want 1267 01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,080 Speaker 1: everyone around you to know you're famous, you are good 1268 01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:00,080 Speaker 1: and you deserve and I hope this's like crashes and 1269 01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:03,080 Speaker 1: I will take I will know the world doesn't have 1270 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,680 Speaker 1: to deal with you. Oh wait, no, I'm just the 1271 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,720 Speaker 1: front of the fight, just the front of the plane. 1272 01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,520 Speaker 1: You're just his seat gets to sex prisoner. You won't die. 1273 01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:16,560 Speaker 1: If you're listening to a sex prisoner, you'll finally yeah, 1274 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,200 Speaker 1: because that's the guy wants to everyone to hear. He's 1275 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:22,080 Speaker 1: not someone that's anxious because he's explaining how to flight. 1276 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,320 Speaker 1: You know, the difference between someone who's having a conversation 1277 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,400 Speaker 1: is just a loud person, and the difference between someone 1278 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:29,880 Speaker 1: who wants people to hear. And my granddaughter said this, 1279 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,440 Speaker 1: and I never thought Sports Center would be calling. And 1280 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:37,520 Speaker 1: then sure enough I open a bank account. Next, what's 1281 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:41,720 Speaker 1: your top stuff at Hudson Top Hudson For me is 1282 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:46,200 Speaker 1: Antac being in there. Thank you, Thank you for having 1283 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:50,920 Speaker 1: medicine because sometimes, especially after a hangover, especially after a 1284 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,680 Speaker 1: trip to Vegas, I have heartburn. I think it's a 1285 01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:55,560 Speaker 1: heart attack. I'm about to have a panic attack. I'm 1286 01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,520 Speaker 1: about to go up in the air, and I need 1287 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,200 Speaker 1: something to come that fucking pain in my chest. And 1288 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:04,200 Speaker 1: thank you Zantac. I appreciate you, even though I found 1289 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:08,160 Speaker 1: out that I think it kills people, but it's still ship. Yeah. 1290 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:12,040 Speaker 1: I'll say, um tiny deodorans because when you are like 1291 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,080 Speaker 1: you realize you're on a trip and you forget and 1292 01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna be stinky. That's very great. But also I 1293 01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:20,599 Speaker 1: said it before, Kind bars are the number one thing 1294 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:23,720 Speaker 1: to get. They are vegan, they are they don't have 1295 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,200 Speaker 1: too much sugar. They are a perfect snack. They're always 1296 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,280 Speaker 1: a little bit too expensive, but they are my favorite. Like, 1297 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,720 Speaker 1: I have very specific needs with my bars, and those 1298 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:34,640 Speaker 1: are the only bars that you can find everywhere that 1299 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,680 Speaker 1: are actually delicious and not like packed with sugar. So 1300 01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,200 Speaker 1: I love kind bars or like have milk in them. 1301 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:46,320 Speaker 1: Mine is so. I only see this at the Hudson News, 1302 01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,360 Speaker 1: although I didn't see it in Colorado. There's this hot 1303 01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:53,000 Speaker 1: and spicy checks mix, and whenever I see it there, 1304 01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:59,040 Speaker 1: I had no idea. You're such a like a little snack. Yeah, 1305 01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:04,559 Speaker 1: you knew they we learned about what was it? Weird snacks? 1306 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:12,960 Speaker 1: Do you do you like takies? No? I'm like a purist. 1307 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,840 Speaker 1: I like the stuff that I ate as a kid. Right, 1308 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:19,160 Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if I still ate wrap, what 1309 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:21,240 Speaker 1: I would eat only pretzels and checks? But I like 1310 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:26,800 Speaker 1: the checks I would get. I love popcorn, though it 1311 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,400 Speaker 1: gets stuck in your throat and you feel like you're 1312 01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:31,720 Speaker 1: like dying sometimes when you eat it. My dad I 1313 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,400 Speaker 1: just envisioned how he used to eat popcorn and it's scary. 1314 01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:39,000 Speaker 1: He gets in there. Every dad eats popcorn because I 1315 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,600 Speaker 1: was like the only snack back in the day, and 1316 01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:47,360 Speaker 1: they would just like, yeah, my dad's always eats it 1317 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,640 Speaker 1: and then throws the dogs and then wonders why they 1318 01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,479 Speaker 1: just will not stop looking at him the rest of 1319 01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,640 Speaker 1: the night because they think little popcorn is going to 1320 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:57,560 Speaker 1: show up somewhere else. Um. I will say about the cheetos, 1321 01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:00,439 Speaker 1: I think, and whenever I'm eating something that has like 1322 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,439 Speaker 1: a dust residue, I hate it on my fingers. It's 1323 01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:04,880 Speaker 1: so gross and then you lick your fingers. Then it 1324 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:08,760 Speaker 1: gets even more on because they just like nachos, Deritos 1325 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,240 Speaker 1: do that, Yes, I Um, I do the thing where 1326 01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,559 Speaker 1: I will uh if it were like Doritos or something, 1327 01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:17,080 Speaker 1: I would crunch up the bag so it's they're a 1328 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,880 Speaker 1: little smaller, and then I would just pour the bag 1329 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:23,040 Speaker 1: into my mouth slowly, just like yeah, drinking. I honestly 1330 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,120 Speaker 1: do that with so many things. There are these like 1331 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,799 Speaker 1: these lupini beans I eat that are lately really gooey 1332 01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,439 Speaker 1: and they're you're just eating with your hands and I 1333 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,120 Speaker 1: just can't do it, and I just dump them into 1334 01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,479 Speaker 1: my mouth slowly. What do you think about you look over? 1335 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:39,600 Speaker 1: I mean the Cheeta's chopsticks. I would I would do that, 1336 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,600 Speaker 1: but no one ever has chopsticks on hands but I 1337 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:45,280 Speaker 1: but I have had things with chopsticks before. I respect it. 1338 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,640 Speaker 1: I love chopsticks. I would prefer to eat things with 1339 01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,320 Speaker 1: chopsticks as opposed to a fork. Well, I see people eating, 1340 01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,360 Speaker 1: especially Asian people, they eat lobster, they put gloves on, 1341 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,720 Speaker 1: gloves on. Then your hands don't smell like fish all day. 1342 01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,519 Speaker 1: But then it's interesting that you'll take fish to the 1343 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,720 Speaker 1: mouth you don't want on your hands. You would think 1344 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,800 Speaker 1: you would hate fish so much, but it's smart. But 1345 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:08,160 Speaker 1: maybe chet gloves, maybe orange gloves for cheetos. Oh yeah, 1346 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:09,479 Speaker 1: you know what I used to when I used to 1347 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,960 Speaker 1: um glove, I would like eat a whole pint of 1348 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:13,920 Speaker 1: ice cream, you know that ice cream that like halo 1349 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,680 Speaker 1: top or whatever you need. I used to wear a 1350 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:19,880 Speaker 1: winter glove to hold it because my hand would get 1351 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,360 Speaker 1: too cold. And it is great. It is a great solution. 1352 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:25,320 Speaker 1: It is. Or even with a hot bowl, if you're eating, 1353 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:27,080 Speaker 1: like sometimes my oat meal is really hot, I'll put 1354 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,800 Speaker 1: on like winter glove to hold it. You put a 1355 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:39,120 Speaker 1: little scarf around me. Need picture of what's your favorite chip? 1356 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:44,479 Speaker 1: Growing up? I mean really, I hated I hated. I 1357 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,479 Speaker 1: hated like regular chips growing up, but I don't know why, 1358 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,960 Speaker 1: and I'm so mad that I did, because they're delicious 1359 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,679 Speaker 1: and I just there's so many foods I squandered before 1360 01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,439 Speaker 1: I knew like about you know, if things were bad 1361 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,400 Speaker 1: for you, Yeah, and I just didn't like them because 1362 01:11:58,400 --> 01:11:59,800 Speaker 1: they were like I don't know, I just don't like 1363 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,400 Speaker 1: that's like, bitch, that is so delicious. And you're gonna 1364 01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:04,479 Speaker 1: miss the years that you said you didn't want things. 1365 01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,479 Speaker 1: Can you imagine going into the store and just getting 1366 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,799 Speaker 1: shark bites and dunk a ruse and not even thinking 1367 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,960 Speaker 1: at all about the health I think about mostly about pizza. 1368 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:17,439 Speaker 1: I missed the days where eating pizza was free, like 1369 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,839 Speaker 1: was just like you were just you know that classic 1370 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,920 Speaker 1: joke of like I want that last piece, like now, 1371 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,320 Speaker 1: I'd be like, I hope someone else takes it because 1372 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:33,000 Speaker 1: I don't can't have it, like everything, oh just eating everything. 1373 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,679 Speaker 1: I just if you're a child out there listening, enjoy 1374 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,320 Speaker 1: that you don't have any guilts associated with food yet 1375 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:43,599 Speaker 1: it is a magical time in one's life. You try 1376 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,080 Speaker 1: not yet, try not to give that to your kid 1377 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:50,320 Speaker 1: yet about calories or fat. Just let your kids fucking go. Man, 1378 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,320 Speaker 1: it was so nice. You know what chips I eat 1379 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:59,640 Speaker 1: the big plays. I love barbecue. Those are great on 1380 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:02,639 Speaker 1: a sub boy sandwich. That's what I was used to get. Yeah, 1381 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:09,760 Speaker 1: and they make a chedd or sour cream and it 1382 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,880 Speaker 1: convinces you that that's healthy. Blah blah blah. Oh my god, 1383 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,960 Speaker 1: it's so good, dude. They're not too bad for you. 1384 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:19,400 Speaker 1: I don't think they're baked. Yeah, they're so so good. Um. 1385 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:21,200 Speaker 1: Or you know, a great thing is to take the 1386 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,479 Speaker 1: bag lays, crunch up the bag and then sprinkle it 1387 01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:27,280 Speaker 1: over salad crutons. It's really good, and then then they 1388 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:31,519 Speaker 1: crunch just think crunching. Yeah, just like bake the you know, 1389 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,160 Speaker 1: squeeze the bag so it breaks it up and then 1390 01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,960 Speaker 1: you can eat things like if you're just pouring a 1391 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,639 Speaker 1: bag of chips into your mouth with the whole chips, 1392 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,120 Speaker 1: they're gonna hit you in the face and spill all 1393 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:46,040 Speaker 1: over before put on a you know, like one of 1394 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:49,800 Speaker 1: those fancy clubs that goes all the way up. Yeah. Um, 1395 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,679 Speaker 1: I love talking snacks. You gotta do this mor show 1396 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:56,559 Speaker 1: ahead of us. I'm going to l A tomorrow. I'm 1397 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,360 Speaker 1: gonna be there until December, so we are going to 1398 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:01,519 Speaker 1: be doing this show remote, but you won't notice. Don't 1399 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,160 Speaker 1: even worry. We'll have tons of l A stories for you. UM. 1400 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,720 Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening. Thank you to said, thank 1401 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:15,559 Speaker 1: you to Uganda, Thank you India. UM, and we will 1402 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:25,360 Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. Dumpika and Jackson Pollock poll pollock, not pollocks. 1403 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:29,839 Speaker 1: That sounds like a okay,