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Speaker 1: because I had a had a Ron Harper basketball card.
Speaker 1: Do you remember run Harper and he had the double
Speaker 1: part he had the double, remember, and I asked my
Speaker 1: mom to give me a double and it too good?
Speaker 1: And I thought it wouldn't know why he got double right, No,
Speaker 1: that's because he's stuttered and he would always say things twice.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? No, I just made it. But but
Speaker 1: wouldn't that be fun if that's why you did it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be amazing. That would have been an amazing area.
Speaker 1: I would wouldn't that being cool with Ron? I was
Speaker 1: always like, man, I'd be saying stuff twice? So did
Speaker 1: you take that to the Barkner Shop Tomorrow's racist money stuff?
Speaker 1: I can't tell me? Yes, sir, there it is Welcome
Speaker 1: back to another week of my Mama told me the
Speaker 1: podcast where we got deep, deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we weren't to prove that Vince
Speaker 1: Staples is in fact heir to the Staples stationers store fortune.
Speaker 1: It is a black owned company, y'all. How do you
Speaker 1: think he takes so much time off music and still
Speaker 1: has all that money? Also? Why is sprite so expensive
Speaker 1: in there? You tell me whoa Well, you're coming in
Speaker 1: with with two heavy things that that I think are
Speaker 1: worth discussing. Number one, This starts to make me think
Speaker 1: maybe that's the reason they replace the Staples Center. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That? Like that the the Lord,
Speaker 1: the patriarch of the Staples family might be on a deathbed.
Speaker 1: He might get his way out of here. They don't
Speaker 1: want Vince Staples to come in and make the Staples
Speaker 1: Centers what we want it to be. What it's always
Speaker 1: been meant to be, so they it's always been meant
Speaker 1: to be black owned. It's always it was always meant
Speaker 1: to be black owned. It was there was supposed to
Speaker 1: be incense and dar chikis and come on, I never
Speaker 1: you know what, I didn't believe you, but I was
Speaker 1: gonna go with it because I'm in this one. Vince
Speaker 1: Staples was gonna take that ship over and they couldn't
Speaker 1: have that, so they sold it off. Vince Stapless, Lord Staples,
Speaker 1: first of his name. No, they couldn't handle it, so
Speaker 1: they sold our ship off. And then on top of that,
Speaker 1: they made sprite the most expensive sprite can be Staples.
Speaker 1: One time, it was like yeah, no, they're They're like, hey,
Speaker 1: we are charging the fuck if you want sprite that
Speaker 1: bad to buy it at his Staples, you are paying
Speaker 1: Hawaiian prices. Yeah, what am I going to know? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You know what I'm getting. It's green.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm thirsty as funk if I'm buying it here,
Speaker 1: And yeah, I have no other choice, Staples, I'm out
Speaker 1: of options, So yeah, i'll pay. I'll pay a surcharge
Speaker 1: for that ship. I'll away. You know, you know who
Speaker 1: is probably much more thoughtful about all of her her things,
Speaker 1: besides accusing than Staples of somehow sitting on billions of
Speaker 1: secret dollars that he can't access. Is our guest today.
Speaker 1: I think she She seems like a much more reasonable,
Speaker 1: much more well well considered person. She she is a podcaster,
Speaker 1: she's a journalist, a culture critic, she's an executive producer.
Speaker 1: At my heart, she she does it all. And she
Speaker 1: just so happens to be the sister, the older sister
Speaker 1: of our our very beloved editor for this show, a man,
Speaker 1: a man who we respect dearly. And Cherry, I know
Speaker 1: you were just trying to play him out not five
Speaker 1: minutes ago. Sure, I told him he looked like a cop.
Speaker 1: But you say that, you say that, sans Beard with
Speaker 1: a part in your head. That's a bold statement. Buddy.
Speaker 1: I'm lashing out. They made me look ridiculous, and I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to hurt the people closest to me. We
Speaker 1: love Justin. He does phenomenal word and we couldn't be
Speaker 1: more excited than his sister, but a much, a much,
Speaker 1: very talented person outside of just his sister. She's joining
Speaker 1: us today. Please give it up for our guests, Miss
Speaker 1: Joel Monique. I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
Speaker 1: I hope I can, like you, totally crack up. So
Speaker 1: I haven't like totally cracked up in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how we do. Intros around here. Are welcome. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks so much for having me. I feel kind of great.
Speaker 1: You guys are like she, She seems like he has
Speaker 1: your ship together. It means whatever I'm projecting is working.
Speaker 1: The lies out there, strong and going. This is totally
Speaker 1: a together woman to us. We love it. We're impressed
Speaker 1: over this one. Yeah, you impressed. This whole part perfect. Perfect.
Speaker 1: So you came to us with a conspiracy theory. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited to jump into this. You came to us
Speaker 1: with the conspiracy theory that I feel like I've heard
Speaker 1: versions of, but never quite this specifically phrase you said,
Speaker 1: My mama told me if you cut a girl's here
Speaker 1: before her first birthday, she'll be cursed with bad here. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I loves everything. I like. Every culture has a version
Speaker 1: of this story. I used to work at a children's
Speaker 1: hair salon, and like the northern part of Chicago, so
Speaker 1: you know, like all these rich kids come in and
Speaker 1: get their hair cut. But it's like it was a
Speaker 1: Diasti in Chicago, so you know, the Diastera is very
Speaker 1: mixed and blended. And there was a lot of concern
Speaker 1: about like is it time to cut my daughter's hair.
Speaker 1: If I cut it, well I ruin it, which is
Speaker 1: a ridiculous. We could just up front said it's a
Speaker 1: ridiculous statement, like and it changes every seven years. There's
Speaker 1: a way changes every seven years. Okay, as you evolve
Speaker 1: and grow. There's at no point in time will cutting
Speaker 1: your hair affect how it comes out of your head. However,
Speaker 1: the superstition is really strong. Moms particularly really freak out
Speaker 1: about it. They want their girls to have I think
Speaker 1: in the black community it's all about curl pattern and
Speaker 1: jacking that up too early, that you've got that lovely
Speaker 1: baby hair when you're little. They want to keep that
Speaker 1: intact into your older ages as long as possible. So
Speaker 1: don't cut it. Do you cut it? How short? All
Speaker 1: of that like, it has real importance. I remember in
Speaker 1: the white community, we would not like cut girl's hair
Speaker 1: until they're like four or five. Typically like you got
Speaker 1: a haircut way later if you're a white little girl,
Speaker 1: which I always found very interesting. They were not keep
Speaker 1: so so for the black parents that they were more
Speaker 1: often cutting the girl's hair early, just not at one,
Speaker 1: so like at three they're coming in cutting yeah, two
Speaker 1: or three, like let's keep it even, you know, especially
Speaker 1: as the natural came into popularity again, we're seeing like,
Speaker 1: let's make sure the frozen not to uneven. Can't we
Speaker 1: just either that or they were taking them to a
Speaker 1: braider and be like, let's just keep this braided up
Speaker 1: and going. We'll just trim the ends, get you that
Speaker 1: long hair by the time you hit first grade. These
Speaker 1: are the poles. I feel like for most people, well,
Speaker 1: you already debunked it because I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is for sure true. I was about you didn't you
Speaker 1: didn't say in the least bit, uh, fully on board
Speaker 1: with the premise, And then Joel was like, I I
Speaker 1: don't believe any of this and it's nonsense. I was.
Speaker 1: I thought I was totally true because I had like,
Speaker 1: not me, I, but my little brothers they have nicer
Speaker 1: hair than me, and that we didn't cut their until
Speaker 1: they were like three or four, And I guess I
Speaker 1: always thought that there was something I don't know in
Speaker 1: my head. It's like something like you gotta grow into
Speaker 1: it first before you let it reset or something. I
Speaker 1: don't have any science on this, but that is I
Speaker 1: never heard that seven years ship ever, I believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I never had heard that was the
Speaker 1: first for me, and I I also was like seven years.
Speaker 1: I didn't read none about those seven years, but you
Speaker 1: seemed very confident, and in that way, I was gonna
Speaker 1: nod through it. I would again, I would say, just
Speaker 1: it'sfore I would say my purview is specifically for a
Speaker 1: class of people that do not mind spending like twenty
Speaker 1: to sixty dollars on their child's hair cut. It's not
Speaker 1: a green eclipse where you're just like shearing children. They
Speaker 1: were like, we need trendy styles and like okay. So
Speaker 1: for white little girls, it was like the classic Bob
Speaker 1: Like they would come in, they'd have their long hair
Speaker 1: their whole lives. They've been growing out since babies, and
Speaker 1: when they hit like between first and third grade, suddenly
Speaker 1: as like a sign of maturity or like a year
Speaker 1: older now, or maybe mom's just tired of doing the hair.
Speaker 1: Whatever the reason, they came in and they got the
Speaker 1: same like under the ear tucked bob all of them.
Speaker 1: It was like a standard for like two of my
Speaker 1: like stylist when I was working at the salon. So
Speaker 1: I just think that, like, you know, okay, for in
Speaker 1: the white community, it's all about like their girls tend
Speaker 1: to be blonde for longer. It was like, just let's
Speaker 1: have this long, blonde, shining hair going around with your
Speaker 1: little When you're older, you could start taking care of
Speaker 1: your own hair, will do a big chop, You're good
Speaker 1: to go. For black girls, I felt like it's a
Speaker 1: lot about just curl pattern and keeping that consistent as
Speaker 1: they grow up and giving them more options with their
Speaker 1: hair as they're older. I think there's a lot of
Speaker 1: fear of some how damaging it so they won't be
Speaker 1: able to write natural, or they'll only be able to
Speaker 1: wear it straight or whatever. There's so much anxiety about
Speaker 1: how our hair is going to come out of our heads,
Speaker 1: how we'll be perceived for that. Well, I guess that's
Speaker 1: that's one of the questions that it's sort of like
Speaker 1: is leading me to, is how much of this do
Speaker 1: you feel like it's just some weird internalized racism, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that? Like, some of it
Speaker 1: almost reads like that we can only be pure at
Speaker 1: a certain point, and if we somehow unleash ourselves of
Speaker 1: this purity, we we become less good for the white
Speaker 1: man and his appearances and expectations whatever the fun. I
Speaker 1: think it's a heavy dose of racism and misogyny. Right.
Speaker 1: So I was talking to somebody who just had a
Speaker 1: baby girl, and she was all excited, and every time
Speaker 1: she told people she was pregnant with a girl, they
Speaker 1: would be like, I'm so sorry. Girls are terrible, so difficult.
Speaker 1: She's gonna steal your beauty, She'll steal your day, right.
Speaker 1: I think, even if it's not misogynistic, that's a pretty
Speaker 1: crazy thing to say to somebody that this baby is
Speaker 1: is gonna fucking maleficent you your youth in six to
Speaker 1: nine months. Face. I mean that is And I think
Speaker 1: like some people feel like in competition with their daughters,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, now she's beautiful, and she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: got the lime white for whatever he's It's a very
Speaker 1: weird attitude for people to take on that we've seen
Speaker 1: it and it's weird and I think in real life.
Speaker 1: But then on the flip side is that you have
Speaker 1: a lot of moms who sort of live curiously through
Speaker 1: their daughters and their beauty and they're like, I have
Speaker 1: the most beautiful daughter and my friend group she's she's marrying.
Speaker 1: She's like, look at these guys that are after her,
Speaker 1: like literally showing us like recently head dinner with my
Speaker 1: mom and a bunch of her friends. Um, like this
Speaker 1: feels very Yeah, she's wearing a green shirt. She keeps
Speaker 1: asking where is the bathroom? But she doesn't get up
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom. But I think that there's a
Speaker 1: lot to be said about like the fear around like
Speaker 1: is your daughter gonna be so beautiful that it's going
Speaker 1: to be a problem. Is your daughter going to be
Speaker 1: more beautiful than you? Is your daughter going to be accepted? Period?
Speaker 1: Around like their hair? And then like that's one of
Speaker 1: the first major decisions you make as a parent, right,
Speaker 1: like what are we Like we got their clothes, their
Speaker 1: room is kind of set up, They've gotten all their
Speaker 1: shots and doctors stuff, Like a lot of the big
Speaker 1: scary stuff is out of the way. But then it's
Speaker 1: like when do we cut their hair? And here is
Speaker 1: so personal to us, Like do you all remember your
Speaker 1: first haircut or did your parents take video of it
Speaker 1: at all? I I don't remember. America's funniest no, we
Speaker 1: did not have was a lot. I worked out we
Speaker 1: would do a first haircut package where we would like
Speaker 1: film it. Of course, now your parents have like cellphones
Speaker 1: and stuff, but I think even back in the day,
Speaker 1: you would have people coming like film it, like it's
Speaker 1: a momentous occasion, like this is the very first time,
Speaker 1: and some really traumatic experience is connected to that. I
Speaker 1: don't know that that was treated that way in my home,
Speaker 1: but maybe that's just because my parents are who they are.
Speaker 1: But I can't imagine it was even like I I
Speaker 1: can't imagine my hair ever got even that one. I
Speaker 1: I bet it was pretty young I got my first one.
Speaker 1: I think I similarly don't know that my hair got
Speaker 1: like crazy long, but it probably like was throwed out
Speaker 1: when I was like a baby and a kid from
Speaker 1: my I remember specifically asking my mom because my mom
Speaker 1: used to cut my hair and I thought she was
Speaker 1: good at it, but it turns out who she wasn't.
Speaker 1: She got outside The first haircut I remember is asking
Speaker 1: my mom for a Michael Jordan's haircut. I wanted to
Speaker 1: look like Michael Jordan's because I'm a kid in Chicago.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be bald like Michael Jordan's because I was.
Speaker 1: It was, it wasn't crazy. There were people doing the thing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I I said, give me
Speaker 1: the Michael Jordan's. She was like, I don't think you
Speaker 1: want the Michael Jordan. I was like, give me that
Speaker 1: goddamn Michael Jordan's Michael Jordan, swear to God. And she
Speaker 1: finally gave me what. What was her negotiation with the baldy.
Speaker 1: She just like buzzed it super low and I cried
Speaker 1: for it was the worst choice I could have made,
Speaker 1: was was having that. Of course they did look at this,
Speaker 1: this bald scalp and not slap the ship out of it.
Speaker 1: I remember. I remember my mom cut my hair for
Speaker 1: a long time too, and she gave me a part one.
Speaker 1: Speaking of parts, she gave me a man. It was.
Speaker 1: It was. It wasn't that she gave me the double
Speaker 1: and it didn't work. And I thought it worked okay,
Speaker 1: And then I got to the Boys and Girls Club
Speaker 1: and they went in it was a yeah, that's tough
Speaker 1: man hair that we sell that to say, Joel, hair,
Speaker 1: to your point is a very precious thing for everyone
Speaker 1: in a way that it does feel like at the
Speaker 1: point that my hair becomes fucked up, I would want
Speaker 1: to be able to blame something grander than myself that
Speaker 1: like maybe my parents did a horrible thing to me
Speaker 1: at one that made my hair turn terrible, instead of
Speaker 1: just admitting like, oh, I don't know how to take
Speaker 1: care of my ship right right, And then I think
Speaker 1: about too, Like so I feel like if you get
Speaker 1: a kid on the spectrum, like getting a haircut can
Speaker 1: be like super intimidating, or if you're just a kid
Speaker 1: who's like, this is a new experience, I have anxiety.
Speaker 1: If you're just a child with anxiety coming in to
Speaker 1: get your hair cut, like all of it is just
Speaker 1: like a very intense emotional experience for a lot of people,
Speaker 1: not everyone, but for a lot of people. And I
Speaker 1: think that there's this feeling that if you at least
Speaker 1: wait until they're after one, you know their heads the
Speaker 1: right shape that's pretty much gonna be growing up. You
Speaker 1: can like get the haircut to match how they look,
Speaker 1: you know a little bit more about their personality that
Speaker 1: we can match that up a little bit. Yeah, some
Speaker 1: plates ain't finished shifting, so we we probably clippers. What
Speaker 1: have you pressed the clippers into the gooey spot? Now?
Speaker 1: Now my baby broken because you because you wanted to
Speaker 1: give him a ball fade. That's how That's how a
Speaker 1: beautiful mind happened. All right, I think I think we
Speaker 1: gotta take a break. We'll be back with more. Joe
Speaker 1: l morn more. My mama told me, put tam welcome
Speaker 1: back to My mama told me. We are discussing whether
Speaker 1: or not the gooey spot gives you mental powers. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. It's not even called the gooey spot.
Speaker 1: You gotta press, you gotta press a certain like code
Speaker 1: into it, Like it's like I'm down. N If you
Speaker 1: hit that gooy spot the right way, you're gonna be strong.
Speaker 1: You put the Konami code on that gooey spot, you're
Speaker 1: gonna raise the savage. No. I was just thinking about
Speaker 1: this because now I'm realizing I'm listening to all this
Speaker 1: talk about children in their hair and how little autonomy
Speaker 1: I've ever had over my hair that I never chose
Speaker 1: my haircuts as a kid. I mean I could choose
Speaker 1: like if I wanted a part or not. But other
Speaker 1: than that, like the idea of like long hair or something.
Speaker 1: Never like you couldn't come home and be like mom,
Speaker 1: I'm getting braids now. No, it was like because my
Speaker 1: mom's super African twotors like vasily on the face, short haircut. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I feel the same way. And as one of you,
Speaker 1: it's like a black pant thing like for me, it
Speaker 1: was immediately perm like relaxer at four or five, the
Speaker 1: kids relaxed, remember the kids. For me was actually on
Speaker 1: that boxes a little boy. I believe it simply. Although
Speaker 1: I said that wh all those girls came out and
Speaker 1: they were like, never used a relaxer, no black to winter.
Speaker 1: A bunch of the little girl models are now adult women,
Speaker 1: and all of them were talking about how they had
Speaker 1: never had to relax there in their entire life and
Speaker 1: that they were just Harald dude, dude, I know I
Speaker 1: need to get to these niggas on the three sixties
Speaker 1: styling box. They're just peeling bad wigs. Those guys looked amazing,
Speaker 1: do you remember them. I will say this that now
Speaker 1: having been on enough sets where like a barber comes
Speaker 1: in with that that spray. Yeah, but when they're using
Speaker 1: it for for justice and not for like weird evil,
Speaker 1: they can make YO ship look sharp than a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I was on I'm gonna tell I'll tell you guys
Speaker 1: the truth. We're friends. I was on a TBS show.
Speaker 1: They geemed up. I felt incredible. Yeah, it's a wild
Speaker 1: power that they can employ if they do it the
Speaker 1: right way and even the wrong way. Jalen Real looks great. No,
Speaker 1: but Jalen Rose is doing it the most evil way possible.
Speaker 1: He I just think he truly is making us believe
Speaker 1: that barbers have that potential to like to never let
Speaker 1: our line ever come out of place ever. And the
Speaker 1: truth is we are vulnerable, we are human, and Jalen
Speaker 1: Roses is on some weird we are I hear what
Speaker 1: you're saying. I love a dude. I love a black
Speaker 1: dude with hair that looks wet. I think it's so cool.
Speaker 1: I think it's so cool. I always from Jerry girl, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what of the aspirations were kept. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Joel, were you allowed to choose your hair
Speaker 1: after you said perm immediately. But at what point were
Speaker 1: you able to like assert a little dominance over this.
Speaker 1: When I was seventeen and I cut it all off,
Speaker 1: I pulled a willow. Much later in life, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm cutting it all, all of it off.
Speaker 1: I really wanted to go natural because I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a lazy girl. Like if you have relaxed hair, you
Speaker 1: can't be lazy. You gotta get up in the morning,
Speaker 1: like you can never step out in the rain. You
Speaker 1: gotta be worried about humidity. When I was living in Chicago,
Speaker 1: it's too many things to constantly be worried about if
Speaker 1: you have your hair relaxed. And I wasn't good at
Speaker 1: doing the hair wraps yet, so I was like, I
Speaker 1: just gonna cut it all off and go natural. And
Speaker 1: when I learned you could just do a wash and goal,
Speaker 1: I was like, is this heaven? This is what life
Speaker 1: was really? If you lived like you should just be
Speaker 1: able to wrench your hair out and throw some products
Speaker 1: and walk out the door. So did you cut it
Speaker 1: and then just show up bald headed at home or
Speaker 1: did you like notify everybody to be like, hey, this decision,
Speaker 1: this is what I want here we go somewhere in
Speaker 1: the middle. So I would go to my mom's stylist
Speaker 1: growing up. So I got that first, like relax or
Speaker 1: that was at my mom's hair swan and we would go,
Speaker 1: you know, every six months to a year, depending on
Speaker 1: how good financially the year was going. And so I
Speaker 1: went in and they were like the usual, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, cut it out off, like your mom
Speaker 1: knows this, like sure, does it totally fine? Cut it off?
Speaker 1: She thought it was can't worked out. She was like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, I see what you're going for. She would
Speaker 1: have never allowed it. How all the way off we talk,
Speaker 1: they had these clippers, which was a shock. They're like okay,
Speaker 1: were like shaving the backs and it was like do
Speaker 1: you remember when Rihanna did the Umbrella video and it
Speaker 1: was like long and and really typed the back. It
Speaker 1: was that, okay, okay, that's a good look. Yeah it word.
Speaker 1: I like it. I remember the I was like, these
Speaker 1: guys win know, they're kind of suits of Rihanna. I'm
Speaker 1: a big fan. Are you all excited for the NFL
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl show? I am excited for this impowl
Speaker 1: on Rihanna both they have all kind of prop bets
Speaker 1: for the halftime show. Yeah, like how many people should
Speaker 1: bring out and that I want her to bring out
Speaker 1: like a hundred people like she did for that BT
Speaker 1: Awards show. Yes, I like, this is the dopeest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in life. Yeah, my wife and not
Speaker 1: talked about it all the time that Rihanna. I would
Speaker 1: much rather see Rihanna in concert than most people, just
Speaker 1: because it feels like a friend is performing, Like she
Speaker 1: kind of feels like Rihanna. Yeah, like she seems like
Speaker 1: a home girl more than like like Beyonce. It feels
Speaker 1: like if you walk in a room with Beyonce, you
Speaker 1: don't even do like you don't you can't have a
Speaker 1: regular conversation with that. The same way about Rihanna, though,
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna see me and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you want to smoke a punt with me? Have
Speaker 1: you seen Rihanna's team? Though, David, Rihanna loves a real
Speaker 1: person like Rihanna, like all of her people are like
Speaker 1: homies from way back in the day. I feel like
Speaker 1: you could like walk up to Anna and at the
Speaker 1: very least she would meet you at a let me
Speaker 1: see who this person is. Let me just check you
Speaker 1: out if you pass the test, need to hang if
Speaker 1: I I think if I told I think if I
Speaker 1: told Rihanna my booty hole itches, she would laugh and
Speaker 1: we would have a good time. That's your open That's
Speaker 1: how I start. That's how I start. What you welk
Speaker 1: up to rio up, Rihanna, Rihanna, I don't have anybody
Speaker 1: else I could tell with my bootio it's just like
Speaker 1: a motherfucker. And then she gonna go, man, you're crazy,
Speaker 1: come on, let's get a drink o. Man. Man, that's
Speaker 1: the gream. I think. I think she's a silly billy
Speaker 1: at heart, and I think you're like I would love
Speaker 1: for it to go that way for you. I don't
Speaker 1: think it would go that way for me. The same
Speaker 1: Awards show, Hey girl body and he's like security. They
Speaker 1: would already be on me from the first day. He
Speaker 1: saw me coming from across, they saw me leave the stable,
Speaker 1: they didn't clock me. I love the idea that you
Speaker 1: don't even get it out because securities tackled my booty
Speaker 1: all in chase. Please just let me go on my
Speaker 1: body And then as they're taking me on, I'm remember me,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, let's jump into this research,
Speaker 1: because this is general tom foolery here. I did look
Speaker 1: it up, and Joel, you are absolutely correct that there
Speaker 1: is no real core relation between cutting a child's hair
Speaker 1: at any point and their hair quote unquote becoming bad.
Speaker 1: That is a myth. Yes, I know that somebody who
Speaker 1: was terrified to cut her hair my whole life. They're like,
Speaker 1: it won't grow right, or you have to cut with
Speaker 1: the curl pattern. And by the time the pandemic came
Speaker 1: out without like a pair of my own sister. So
Speaker 1: I was like, let's just do this hair. It'll grow back.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of being afraid of it. Uh yeah, No,
Speaker 1: you could. However, you touch your hair, eventually it'll just
Speaker 1: come back out of the scalp like it normally would. Yes,
Speaker 1: now they do scout. Okay, because I knew you were
Speaker 1: going to bring this up. If I imagine you're about
Speaker 1: to bring up the fact that they tell you to
Speaker 1: like shave your facial hair to make it grow back
Speaker 1: thicker and or more effective, I'm bringing up you know
Speaker 1: how much Jamaican black cast Royal I had to purchase
Speaker 1: to give this ship to connect mm. This is like
Speaker 1: you think that this is how it started. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is years of like staying on top of it.
Speaker 1: Now here's what I'll tell you, And I'm curious to
Speaker 1: hear both of your thoughts on this. What research would
Speaker 1: say is that that is simply time and genetics that
Speaker 1: major ship connect much more than it was the connected
Speaker 1: no length, it was hard worth soil is the truth.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with David on this one. So
Speaker 1: you were you were, I got a beard at nine
Speaker 1: team that she didn't connect till are you hearing what
Speaker 1: I'm saying? Actually a moment ago and now you're going
Speaker 1: with this motherfucker some thousands and change. It's amazing, like
Speaker 1: like it pulls it a little. The hairline, I'm frond,
Speaker 1: which is really nice for me. You know, it's a
Speaker 1: little bitner. It's like, you know, you making black castro oil.
Speaker 1: So I mean the hair is more luges, it's growing better.
Speaker 1: It's I'm not belittling the product. I'm just saying it
Speaker 1: sounds like that it's not miracle grow. You're not chia pets.
Speaker 1: It's it's your genetics changing over time that made your
Speaker 1: beard connects. Why would my genetics change the clothes It is.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sense. It doesn't even make sense. I'm saying
Speaker 1: that that it is the the your body evolving. It's
Speaker 1: not the genetics my body evolving. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Body evolving? You dug your heels in in a way
Speaker 1: that this is this conversation. Wouldn't you ever work because
Speaker 1: you'd be a nuts you know, you know how I
Speaker 1: got a beard. I got a beard from Jamaican black
Speaker 1: castor oil. That's how I did it. I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 1: This is insane what you're saying to me, Jete. There's
Speaker 1: no genetic reason that it would feel in late. It's
Speaker 1: the same reason that that you you didn't start off
Speaker 1: with the motherfucker filled in you. Yeah, that was testosterone
Speaker 1: and puberty and ship. Your testosterone levels change more as
Speaker 1: you get older. Alright, I'm saying. I'm like maying, the
Speaker 1: closure happened because I couldn't work, because you read this
Speaker 1: for the top of that and you over it. You
Speaker 1: held it up to the moon light. Don't make me
Speaker 1: a pagan. It's the Jamaicans, the black castroil, because what
Speaker 1: did it? I'm searching and trying to figure out. I
Speaker 1: used to have to go and the barber would be like,
Speaker 1: you want me to just cut this little bit off here,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, yeah, you might as well. And
Speaker 1: then I found black castroil and it filled my ship in. Man.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm a testament why you have a superior here, David.
Speaker 1: It worked and we can all thank you. Man. This
Speaker 1: guy's what we're here trying to say. Because my body's
Speaker 1: giving out. Well, let me say praise job. We we
Speaker 1: thank him every day for his contributions to your beard.
Speaker 1: You are bad, bad, I'm but but but but as
Speaker 1: they say, and uh, we're all super grateful for your
Speaker 1: for your perfect castor oil beard. Uh. I did bump
Speaker 1: into some other sort of like conspiracies arguments inside of this,
Speaker 1: uh that the hair grows back thicker when you cut
Speaker 1: it over time, which is also apparently not true. They
Speaker 1: do say that basically cutting baby hair, because most children's
Speaker 1: hair is that new hair for like the first six months,
Speaker 1: that even cutting a baby's hair in the first year
Speaker 1: is often it was hair that was already gonna kind
Speaker 1: of fall out on its own, So you're really just
Speaker 1: playing with like some temporary ass hairs in the first place.
Speaker 1: And I think this is really like mom's lamenting the
Speaker 1: fact that their children don't have like that brand new baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, moms were like all of a sudden, they're like,
Speaker 1: I just hold you here, and how you're like to
Speaker 1: if you're like walking and everything is like a just
Speaker 1: it's not the same as it was, and that induces
Speaker 1: some level of like panic of like time passing by
Speaker 1: too quickly or something like that. I really feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of people, like you want to hold onto
Speaker 1: the baby years as much as possible, So really don't
Speaker 1: cut that hair because that will be the thing that
Speaker 1: instigates change faster. Yeah, A part of me wondered, and
Speaker 1: I'd be curious to hear both your thoughts on this.
Speaker 1: A part of me wondered if this connects back to
Speaker 1: some slavery ship, just that you know, they used to
Speaker 1: shave slaves upon sort of like receipt of them or
Speaker 1: or exchange of them, they'd shave them, or or often
Speaker 1: catching them. They'd shave them to avoid like you know,
Speaker 1: lice and fucking other things that were potentially going to
Speaker 1: be carried in the hair. Also, you didn't give a
Speaker 1: funk about them as humans, so like you do whatever
Speaker 1: you want to them. That said, it's like if if
Speaker 1: you had a generation of children who were then shaved,
Speaker 1: you are going to make generations after of people who
Speaker 1: cherish hair in a way that you can't undo. If
Speaker 1: that makes sense totally. I have to think about like
Speaker 1: a lot of the laws in surround, like post Slavery
Speaker 1: two around black women in hair. Like we know in
Speaker 1: Louisiana there was a law that all black women had
Speaker 1: to cover their hair because white women were like, your
Speaker 1: their hairs fire and we're jealous, so please cover that ship.
Speaker 1: We don't want to see it. And even into today
Speaker 1: we see a lot of how you know, schools like
Speaker 1: to police black children's hairstyles, which is irritating. I don't
Speaker 1: know if this necessarily for like children goes back. I mean,
Speaker 1: how much control did we have over our babies in
Speaker 1: their hair even back then. I don't know. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine they were like, all right, you cut your hair,
Speaker 1: but the baby can't have pigtails. Like everybody, everybody's ugly
Speaker 1: over here as far as workingcerned, so cut it. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we really don't care about your style personally otherwise. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The the other piece of research that that I sort
Speaker 1: of found myself bumping into was that there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of other weird ass conspiracies that people around, with, none
Speaker 1: of which being that eating carrots or the heels of
Speaker 1: bread will make your child's hair curly? Have either of
Speaker 1: you heard that conspiracy? Mean the heels of bread will
Speaker 1: make your chick That was invented by a grandfather who
Speaker 1: was like, why do we always have a heal of
Speaker 1: bread around the house? You want your child, that baby,
Speaker 1: beautiful hair, eat this heel of bread. Okay, me out
Speaker 1: of my house. He's like, he's like, we're not throwing
Speaker 1: away to booty bread. I like the booty bread bird.
Speaker 1: I don't even you like the heel of the bread.
Speaker 1: I don't like a sandwich. I don't like it for
Speaker 1: a sandwich. No, nor what I think it's better as
Speaker 1: like toast or like if you sometimes, and maybe this
Speaker 1: is just a bad eaters decision making, but sometimes you
Speaker 1: just eat a piece of bread and I heal the
Speaker 1: heal bread. That ship tastes good when you just eat
Speaker 1: a piece of bread, like no heat, just naked bread. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just pick out a piece of bread and you
Speaker 1: go to town on that motherfucker. I've never been so hungry.
Speaker 1: Different do you put stuff on it. No, sometimes I
Speaker 1: just fold it up. We do a whole wat over
Speaker 1: at my house now. But but I've done it with
Speaker 1: wonder Bread. I've done it with all the breads wonder Bread. Yun,
Speaker 1: if we're listen, I'm comfortable about saying I'm comfortable being
Speaker 1: the only one on this on this eating bread by itself.
Speaker 1: I got a little bimbo soft white right off camera.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm not gonna hear any disrespect for the
Speaker 1: wonder Bread. Wonder Bread did a lot of good stuff
Speaker 1: for for a lot of dead down in World War
Speaker 1: Definitely got us. Yeah, it's the best for peanut butter
Speaker 1: and jelly. Actually, you if you you're telling me that
Speaker 1: if you had to make like a craft grilled cheese
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't prefer wonder Bread for that, I would
Speaker 1: never make a craft grilled cheese, because craft that's just
Speaker 1: like a sour dough with like some monster cheese. Maybe
Speaker 1: you know, Joe, Well, I didn't know your one percent.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was mink that I was
Speaker 1: born to be budge. Okay, my mom said French names,
Speaker 1: so other people like her, and she'll be Bougee and
Speaker 1: like fancy ship and I do. I thought she went
Speaker 1: by Joel Monique, But you are Joel's space x Monique.
Speaker 1: As far as I'm oh, you don't. Never. You never
Speaker 1: got down on the craft singles the shows when I
Speaker 1: didn't have the option to buy my own groceries. Yes,
Speaker 1: I ate a craft singles geese sandwich, and I thought
Speaker 1: it was fine. I also ate my little Campbell soup
Speaker 1: and it was good too. But now I have options. Okay,
Speaker 1: alive in California. We're the best damn farmers. I gotta
Speaker 1: love a farmer's market. There's a little French stand that
Speaker 1: tells you like the salury dough bread and the circular
Speaker 1: wolf are great. I whoa, those are thick butts. I
Speaker 1: can eat all that. But last episode, the last episode,
Speaker 1: that's a little that's a little Easter egg for whoever
Speaker 1: did But no, I I look. I I am in
Speaker 1: no way suggesting that you can only eat a grilled
Speaker 1: cheese that way, or there aren't better ways of experiencing
Speaker 1: these things, or healthier ways rather. But I will say
Speaker 1: that there's no part of me that wants to run
Speaker 1: away from those roots that form the individual I am,
Speaker 1: and and God do I owe a lot to a
Speaker 1: wonder bread as grilled cheese sandwich. Yeah, you know, the
Speaker 1: butterness for the choice in my in my household. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll see the little blue and white checker packaging and
Speaker 1: I'll get a little nostalgic for my childhood sugartoast and
Speaker 1: ship we were or or are weeds good? Yeah? An
Speaker 1: one that's pretty tasty too. I I will say that
Speaker 1: I don't There is no evidence of carrots and or
Speaker 1: booty bread being a source of making your hair curly. Again,
Speaker 1: genetics is the thing that often does it. They do
Speaker 1: say that eating healthier does lead to like healthier hair,
Speaker 1: But I think that's like in the way that like
Speaker 1: all things in our body are sort of symbiotic in
Speaker 1: that way that like, if you put better foods in
Speaker 1: your body, all your ship's gonna work better than it
Speaker 1: would have worked if you ate fucking like you know,
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Speaker 1: So by those tickets. My personal favorite conspiracy that I
Speaker 1: I came across and looking up all this hairship is
Speaker 1: a theory that people say you should wash your child's
Speaker 1: hair until it squeaks. Hence the name or the the
Speaker 1: phrase squeaky clean. Now that's connected to slavery. WHOA, that's
Speaker 1: say more. Yeah, I don't know, so I trying to
Speaker 1: remember the James Baldwin quote. I'll paraphrase it. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of thought, and you can see in old advertising
Speaker 1: that black was dirty and particularly post slavery. Right when
Speaker 1: we're like pre Jim Crow, we're really working to assimilate
Speaker 1: and engage in like society. And the thing Robin told
Speaker 1: us like you're dirty, you're disgusting. You can be porters,
Speaker 1: you can raise chickens, but that's it. These are the
Speaker 1: lanes will allow you to occupy slavery. And so we
Speaker 1: see going past that into Jim Crow and beyond there's
Speaker 1: this fear that if we are not christinely clean, then
Speaker 1: we can be observed as being dirty and filthy, and
Speaker 1: that will hold you and possibly the entire race back,
Speaker 1: because you know, one of us equals all of us.
Speaker 1: So I really think that, like the idea of needing
Speaker 1: to be perfectly polished is a reaction to how we
Speaker 1: were treated post slavery. I will say, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to bring up the specifics because I don't want
Speaker 1: to incriminate anybody. I was recently in a conversation about
Speaker 1: who we thought the cleanest race was. Who did you?
Speaker 1: Did y'all land on a on a agreed race? Black
Speaker 1: people were the cleanest. And I'm not gonna go down
Speaker 1: the list because you have to tell me. You have
Speaker 1: to tell me if you're a cop. That's to day.
Speaker 1: But we definitely getting a heated, heated debate about, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who do you think is the cleanest race? I know
Speaker 1: Black people are the cleanest because of the way the
Speaker 1: Internet reacts any time we talk about just washing a leg, Yes,
Speaker 1: let water roll down your body, Like what? And it's like,
Speaker 1: who told you that? Who didn't you? Did you? How
Speaker 1: did you? Is this strange to ask? How did you
Speaker 1: learn how to wash. I don't think that's strange to
Speaker 1: ask at all, Like I mean, I don't know, like
Speaker 1: my mom showing me how to watch it was like
Speaker 1: a game like oh, get you get the wash cloth
Speaker 1: and then you rub it up and you get it sofy,
Speaker 1: and you rub here and rub here. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a checklist when you got out of the shower. Did
Speaker 1: you you rush your teeth? Let me really, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yeah I did. Yeah. No. I think it was similar
Speaker 1: where you know, bathtimes, somebody is like, hey, have fun,
Speaker 1: but you know, let's get serious about we're in here
Speaker 1: to work to did but we gotta win, you know.
Speaker 1: But it is that's fucking terrifying. The idea of I
Speaker 1: didn't even know hair could squeak, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: that you would wash it to the point that it
Speaker 1: would make a a noise. I did think maybe that
Speaker 1: was a white thing. So I was surprised to hear you,
Speaker 1: Joel say it's a slave thing. Although I believe you
Speaker 1: because I don't know if black people ever said squeaky clean.
Speaker 1: But the idea that you know that level of cleanliness,
Speaker 1: I think it's definitely a thread that runs in the
Speaker 1: black community. But yeah, I thought white people's hair was
Speaker 1: the only one that could even possibly squeak, can squeak?
Speaker 1: That would be impressive. I think if you had like
Speaker 1: a sponge and you rubbed it sharply across a white
Speaker 1: lady's hair laying down, it might make like almost go
Speaker 1: do you mean like a Jennifer Anista white lady? Though?
Speaker 1: Like it's got a who's Like if you rub a
Speaker 1: sponge across Gwyneth Paltrow's hair, it'll play like a fucking harp,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like it it'll squeak out
Speaker 1: if you play it backwards. It tells you to whip
Speaker 1: the devil. Oh, it's a devil heart. Let's be clear,
Speaker 1: it ain't this is This isn't a heart made by
Speaker 1: no angels that made the doubles hard. This is a
Speaker 1: fallen angel ass heart that we're listening to. But it
Speaker 1: is a heart. Oh man. Yeah. I even the the
Speaker 1: idea of washing hair that often feels like a white thing.
Speaker 1: I know that most black people do not wash their
Speaker 1: hair every day. That that isn't a thing much. It's crazy, right,
Speaker 1: So you you build up oils and of differently. I
Speaker 1: I don't wash my hair. I just use nuts and
Speaker 1: berries from the forest. But how I actually do wash
Speaker 1: my hair every day. But I think it's because I
Speaker 1: have a white father who gave me or at least
Speaker 1: scalp like wash every single day. I think I got
Speaker 1: like white people oil and condition. Yeah, I try to
Speaker 1: condition it. Wow, what happens if you don't? Have you
Speaker 1: ever just tried to be like I'm rugged. No, just
Speaker 1: be like taky and fucking you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like white people have to wash it every day because
Speaker 1: then they're like, how straight is your hair? I wonder
Speaker 1: it's not it's very is your growing your hair out?
Speaker 1: Linswers it's been. Yeah. I've had braids multiple times in
Speaker 1: my life, and there's no need for us to discuss
Speaker 1: that anymore. Find pictures, send them to maybe. How about
Speaker 1: you mind your goddamn business. How about that? You remember Lloyd?
Speaker 1: I bet you had braids like Lloyd. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: shut your ring this outside, maybe we can go highs.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, my neck. That was even my Lloyd go
Speaker 1: to I sure you want to get a charty man?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I like the smooth Lloyd. Okay, okay, and
Speaker 1: push you a weight on it. That's what I was into. Joel,
Speaker 1: what are we talking for you watching your hair? How
Speaker 1: how often are we talking? And I have a d D.
Speaker 1: I can barely keep track of what's happening moment to moment. Uh,
Speaker 1: I know, I just feel it doesn't need to be watched,
Speaker 1: is it? Girls? I would say probably, I would never
Speaker 1: let more than two weeks go by the same. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I got like I got that, Like I got
Speaker 1: like a conditioner situation. So I like, I wash it
Speaker 1: and then I leave the conditioner and oh, yeah, you
Speaker 1: got to That's how you got it, like really set
Speaker 1: in cooking there and you wrap it up in the
Speaker 1: towels so you get the heat in there. Then you
Speaker 1: do like frants. I just wash it and rinse it
Speaker 1: and then put the conditioner in and rinse that out
Speaker 1: and I go about my day. But you don't use
Speaker 1: a two in one. I could see being a two
Speaker 1: in one I have, I don't do it currently, But
Speaker 1: don't use the three in one though. That's the is
Speaker 1: not like Irish string. No, I don't know. I've seen it.
Speaker 1: It's like on the bottom step at Walgreen's. But they
Speaker 1: definitely have three in one where it's like you can't
Speaker 1: tell me I'm going to use the same liquid to
Speaker 1: get all this stuff the way it needs to get
Speaker 1: l coming out of that shower. Let me tell you both,
Speaker 1: I've listened, and uh, if they add, I'll try. Here's
Speaker 1: a foreign one. I'm about to brush my teeth with it.
Speaker 1: It's a conditioner or a shampoo. It's a body wash,
Speaker 1: and it's a thick mouth wash. It's well, I think
Speaker 1: we did it. I think we know. Yeah, Joel, could
Speaker 1: you tell the people where they can find you and
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