WEBVTT - Monday Post Show (05-09-22) 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:05.520 It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:14.680 Bobby Bone. Hello, Hello, happy day for Mother's Day. I 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:16.960 guess let's check in Amy. What happened on Mother's Day? 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:19.240 I was with my sister, mostly because you're in Austin, 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:23.239 very heart country, so um. And then also my kids, 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:26.239 I started to approach it differently since they're adopted, Like, 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.960 I don't really make a big deal of it, because 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.559 they talk about their birth moms often, and I mean, 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.000 of course we don't ignore it, but I mean they 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:38.319 have their first moms and I know it's like they're 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:40.559 still their mom. I know I'm a sensitive it's a 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.720 sensitive thing, but like I didn't mind being I was 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.280 already in town. I don't live near my sister, and 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.320 I was going to be flying back, and like with 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.240 my kids, it's just not that big of a deal. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.320 And then also I don't know they're they've learned about 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.240 Mother's Day the last few years. It's not like they 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.280 grew up doing it. And so it's like from my daughter, 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.400 it was, hey, moms, since it's Mother's Day, will you 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.400 learn this TikTok? Dance with me and we can do it. 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:06.240 I'm like, Okay, and then my son's like, hey, mom, 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:09.000 since it's Mother's Day, will you throw the football with me? 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:12.000 You're supposed to do things from mother right there, Mother's 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.759 dude Day. That's funny. Yes. So I was like, oh, 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:16.760 I think we have this concept all wrong. It needs 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.640 to be like, hey, mom, since it's Mother's Day, can 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:21.639 you just go away and get a massage or something? 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:25.080 Well you could, Yeah, you create a new tradition. Mother's 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.880 Day is when you guys make breakfast for me and 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:31.360 then leave down for three hours starting now and clock 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.959 starts eddy, what'd you guys do? Well? It was tricky 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:35.960 for us because it was Mother's Day and my wife's. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.480 We were celebrating my wife's birthday on the same day, 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.640 and so it was just a big day for her. Hey, 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.839 wait for you. What's crazy is my kids are the opposite. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.280 They were like, Oh. My wife was like, I want 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:50.400 to spend all day with the kids. So like, okay, sure, 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.120 you don't want to go away and get your nails 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.320 done anything. She's like no. So we went to a 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:57.200 movie as soon as we got back from Austin, and 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.440 then after that we went to got I Go, went 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.720 to the store and got all this charcuterie stuff and 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.920 a bottle of wine, and we all went to a 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:06.720 field and the kids played football and kickball while my 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:09.000 wife and I sat there and ate cheese and drank wine. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.080 And then after a while we joined the game and 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.040 it was just a day of like just family fund. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.760 It was really cool. Drunk. Yeah, after a while, I 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.360 was like, let's get some cake. Um. So it's her 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.320 birthday and Mother's Day. Yeah, that was a big day 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.880 for her. That sucks for her. And she did end 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:24.880 it by saying like, think you I had a wonderful day. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.079 And I was like, but she's missing. She gets a 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:28.839 whole day taken from her. That's why I said, tucked 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.240 for her. A win win for him, because he's just like, boom, 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.440 knock it out. It doesn't happen like that every year though. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.280 It doesn't. No, no, no, this is like once in 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:39.480 a long time. Okay, all right, well that's good, yeah, lunchbox, 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.960 what did we do? We went to a soccer game 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:45.920 and then we finished the night off with having peanut 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.119 butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner because everybody was tired 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:49.560 out of the soccer game. So he didn't really do 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.120 anything for Mother's Day. No, that's that was it. You 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:55.640 didn't celebrate her. Maybe you were going to do that anyway, 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.840 it wasn't Mother's Day, right, yeah, that was the plan. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:02:59.640 Like we had tickets of the soccer game, so we 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:01.960 went and then when we got home, we were tired 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:03.960 and said, of cooking a nice meal, we had peanut 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.240 butter and jelly sandwiches with some red grapes in that 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:07.959 part I can live with. I don't like peanut butter, 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:11.160 but I mean just going, yeah, you know what we'll 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.440 do is we'll be tired and we have these freezer pancakes. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.480 Oh yeah, yeah, we got those two and it's like, 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.480 you know what, let's just have pancakes. I don't know. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.200 They're in a white box and so it takes a 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.560 minute on each side the microwave. That's awesome, flip flap. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.160 I mean we had that yesterday. Got in yesterday from Wauston. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.120 We were both so tired, and she was like, I 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:29.959 can make lunch, we can order lunch, and she was like, 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.120 why don't we just do pancakes. I was like, all right, 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:37.600 co signed the frozen blueberries from the freezer and it 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.400 ate the pancakes one minute on each side. Boom, I 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:41.720 do have a story I wanted to share with you 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:45.120 guys before it gets late and we have to go, 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:46.560 because this is important to a lot of people on 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:50.200 the show. So a top hair surgeon's warning men about 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.200 hair loss. Oh what's the warning? Well, I'm glad that 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:56.640 you asked. A top hair surgeon warns that too much 0:03:56.680 --> 0:04:01.160 masturbation causes hair loss. Now when I look around the room, Eddie, 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:10.400 that is hilarious, Ray Mundo, all of you guys, who 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:13.280 is this guy? I hair? A top hair transplant surgeise woman? 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:17.240 Is too much masturbation causes hair loss, especially if you're 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:22.279 going at a NonStop he is. Doctor errah Maud said 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.960 that in the past men have approached him asking if 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.320 that would result in your hair falling out, and he 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:30.720 said that although vitamin A, which is found in semen, 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.039 is important when it comes to hair loss, and so 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:36.000 therefore if it's gone, you know, so it's either someone 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:37.839 that does that or gets a lot of it. This 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:39.920 is from lad Bible. No, no, no, no, how do 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.880 you know the difference? Come on, doctor, smart doctor? Are 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:45.800 we talking about you? No, I'm just saying, what's the difference. Well, 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.520 I'm not I'm telling with the doctor. Oh now you're 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.520 just reading the store, all three of you guys. All 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:51.520 I know is I look around the room. I mean 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:55.400 Scoobatton had here in years, I know. So there you go. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:57.800 A couple in northern California came back from a trip 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:01.800 and found hundreds of swallows flying around their house. They 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:05.599 had invaded Gary and Patty Rdemeyer's home. This from Local 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.000 twenty one news. It costs about twenty thousand bucks in 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.200 damages because the birds were everywhere, the carpet was ruined. 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.359 It was just like a total takeover. It reminds me 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.120 of what Ray said was going to happen, the cicadas. Yep, 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.360 it never happened. He did, now we didn't. He warned 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.160 us forever that we were gonna be taken over by cicadas, 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.960 and like you would see, like one small town they 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.520 got hit hard on a Wednesday in Kentucky, and then 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.640 another small town like Ohio. But it never happened like 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.559 we thought it was gonna happen. Trust me, I didn't 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.400 want it to happen here. We would have been terrible. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:34.800 My wife said it was a NUIs and sometimes you 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:36.960 couldn't even see out of your windshield. So luckily it 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.280 didn't happen. A woman's sentence for poking holes in our 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.719 partners condoms from dw dot com. See what though, what 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:46.680 do you mean? Don't do that? Like? What would they do? See? Yeah, 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.359 I have a friend in high school that says that 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.359 this happened to him. Okay, okay, high school And he 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.880 said okay, And did he end up getting somebody pregnant? No? 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:59.080 What high school world is like? This is my prime time. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:05.080 Women are crazy. I want to trap you. Okay. Yeah. 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:07.320 The case concerned a thirty nine year old woman who 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.320 was friends with benefits in the relationship with the forty 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.200 two year old man they met online. Had a casual relationship, 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.960 but she had deeper feelings. So apparently, according to the story, 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:17.440 started the poke holes in the condom. Is this a crime, Yes, 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.719 it is. But I just wonder how a whole poke because, 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.760 first of all, the odds of even if there is 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:28.680 no condom and the seamen going in and the whole, 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:30.880 the odds are not good. That's gonna happen anyway, right, 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:34.120 So secondly, if it's only a tiny hole, what are 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:37.000 the odds that it gets some gets through the hole 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:42.160 and then still have you seen the size of a sperm? No? No, 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:44.520 I know, but I'm what I'm saying at a little 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:47.680 you're missing my point if all of that sperm is 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:51.400 not able to make a baby, and you're saying that 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.360 you're poking a needle hole that you can't see with 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.480 the human eye when you put it on your winger debt, 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.600 and it's still a thing, because it obviously still can. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:01.880 But I'm saying, what the odds I've got to still 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:03.840 be so bad that that happens? Do you actually get 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.200 pregnant from that amount of sperm whenever all the sperm? 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:11.280 Sometimes sometimes doesn't? Yeah, I see what you Sometimes most 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:14.840 of the time, really yes, yes, most do you know? 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.400 Do you know how this works? Well? I feel like 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:21.440 most of the time it works properly, And then you 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.640 hear a lot of times that it doesn't work properly. Right, No, 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:30.040 not most times that you ejaculate into Oh god, I'm 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.280 just telling you, because this is a real thing. Most 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:37.160 times that does you don't have a baby? Really? Yes, Eddie? 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:39.960 If you had a baby most of the times, how 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:43.720 many babies would you have? Well, according to that last doctor, none, 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:50.200 because that is losing. Okay, okay, but you gotta think 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.280 just like a welcome to sex d with these guys. 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:55.320 I don't know me what you mean, Eddie, Okay, Eddie, 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.080 I'm still learning. Yeah, ed He's like no, no, every 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:00.560 time you do it's a time to do it. Yes, 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.520 and even then when the woman's ould and even then, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:05.320 the odds that it's gonna happen because you did it 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.680 one time not good. That's why you gotta go at 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.720 it over and over. So she probably poked a lot 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.640 of And you gotta think when you poke a hole 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.320 in the condom, when you put it on, the hole 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:22.280 probably gets bigger if you don't say so small. Yes, 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:24.680 so it gets bigger. But but it can't be so 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:26.040 big that you can see it or the guy. Right. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.000 But once you put it on, you're not looking, yea 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:32.240 you are. You have to look put it on down 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:37.480 there and show and not only that after dark, after 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:39.720 and not only that, you got to poke it unlike 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.520 the bottom bottom bottom park is what if you just 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.080 poke it like in the side, then it's just I 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.080 am shocked that you actually look at it like to 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:46.640 see if there's holes in it. No, you just put 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:51.079 it on go okay, there ain't no time. Okay, but 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.760 no time. My point is it has to be done 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:56.400 almost exactly right, because imagine you poke a hole in 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:58.840 it and it's not right over the the end of it, 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:02.240 the peebe hole. Then it's got to go in and 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:07.760 around and they come out the side. It's like, yeah, 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:13.880 twisty slide, you know, like one of those Yeah not really. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.880 Um okay, okay, let's see a good story. I'm not 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:22.520 embarrassed about talking about this stuff done. How does it work? 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:25.760 Did y'all know that over a lifetime, men will produce 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:30.920 at least one billion sperm per month? Yeah, so over 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:33.080 a lifetime it's five and twenty five? What if you're 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:34.800 low te like Eddie. So what I'm saying, I think 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.840 one little hole bone you're talking about, you can get 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:39.360 probably a good mill in there. Okay, but one million 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.760 is compared to what normally way more than a million, probably, 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.079 But that's you're you're missing. It's relative to how many 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.280 come out normally, right, Because Eddie, I mean I sent 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.680 you was trying to get pregnant and nothing was deemed 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.880 wrong with either me or my husband per fertility doctors, 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.760 and there was hundreds of millions of little spermy thing 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:59.160 he's happening, and nothing stuck even during ovulation. No, but 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.440 Eddie said every time. Oh yeah, I didn't. I just 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.480 said most of the times time more okay, Eddie says 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.920 he would be terrible in jail. Oh gosh, yes, so 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.319 this is all because of this. No, No, that's nothing 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:14.080 to do with this. I went to the SoCal security office, 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:15.800 and I mean, you would have thought I was going 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.640 into prison, because like there was so much security to 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:21.400 get in there. And they were so mean, like they're 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:24.920 just like, what's in your pocket? And I'd taken all 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:26.480 everything out of my pockets and they were referring to 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:29.199 my back pocket. I said, my back pocket, That's what 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.040 I said, sir, what's in your back pocket? And I said, well, 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:34.120 what do you think in my back pockets? I said that, well, yeah, 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:36.280 I mean these are just security guys. They're not like 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.400 you know, I still just want to get through efficiently. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.080 I don't. And it was my wallet. I'm like, dude, 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.200 what my wallets in my back pocket? There's no metal 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:46.040 And he said, I set everything out of your pockets, 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.480 and I do. I honestly, I just started getting scared 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.800 and I started like stumbling on words, and he's like, 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.959 why are you mumbling? Are you hiding something? I'm like, no, no, no, 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:57.520 You're just scaring me now, Like I'm very scared to 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.000 get into this slow security office. So I felt like automatically, 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.480 if I'm in jail, guards are gonna be thinking like 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.240 I'm like hiding something because I'm stuttering because I'm just 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.600 not good with authority like that. I guess it sounds 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.520 like you got scared. I got somebody. You just said, 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.679 it's only security, Like your story kind of went no 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.079 big deal, only security because I went in saying four 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.360 security guards a big deal. But after they started patting 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.720 me down, and then they got the metal detector out 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.440 and they're just like, it's beeping by your shoe, and 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.520 I'm like, did I have regular shoes on? I don't 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:26.160 know what you're crying. I don't know what you're looking for. 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.120 Why are you going to the sole security office. I 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.040 was trying to get my social Security cards for my 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.240 two boys that we've adopted, and I went, did they 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:37.840 see their dad melting? I went by myself, Oh, thank goodness, 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:40.760 daddy cried when the guy said, let me see her 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.840 shoes it didn't cry. Oh, and then some hot girl 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.439 came in late and they're like, hey, how you doing? 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:48.040 Man good, don't worry about the middle detector going through. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:54.320 I'm like your sons of Yeah, let's see what else 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.080 do I have here? Amy, your daughter wants to go 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.760 to a computer hacking camp. That's what she texted me. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.000 Make a lot of money one day. Well, she said 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.080 programming slash hacking, which I was like, hacking is probably 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.200 not in the brochure, right, But she thinks if she 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.240 can learn all the programming stuff, she'll just learn how 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.360 to hack. And when I said, what does that even exist? 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:13.880 The hacking part? But she just looked at me and 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.640 she said, Mom, this is the future. And I mean 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:19.320 I wish I had learned how to do that stuff. Yeah, 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:22.320 when I look back, not learning how to play music 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.720 or read music, and not learning how to do early 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.640 computer stuff, I really wish I would have done. Even 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.240 like when they when you can program apps or just 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:34.400 like coding or whatever they call amazing. Yea, so are 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.120 they going to camps. I'm not that particular camp so 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.640 far I ever signed up for, like the opposite, we're 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:43.360 going to dance camp. I think the opposite would be 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:54.040 like building card houses or paper like writing. Yeah, well, 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:57.520 I just mean like a different direction, chiseling rock words 0:12:57.520 --> 0:13:00.440 into rock. If I can find that camp, do it. 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:04.160 But we've got dance baking, she really loves to bake, 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:07.520 and then our regular church camp. It's crazy that camp 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.080 is a thing. I mean, I went to church camp twice. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.800 It was, and we couldn't I couldn't afford to go 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:13.720 to church camp, but people from the church paid for 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:15.800 me to go. And I was like, crazy, We go 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.559 to camp and I guess a homesick and it took 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:19.600 me about two days of hating it before I liked it. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.160 But they have all these specialty camps everything. Eddie went 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.920 to jail camp pretty much when I was summer summer 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.840 jail camps like Juvie. But you thought it was what 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.880 just a fun summer camp and ended up being for 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.200 like Juvie kids. How do you think your parents got 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.200 you into that? It was my friend Peppe who like 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.920 invited me, and my parents didn't ask any questions. They're like, oh, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.200 we know Pepe and his parents they're cool, so just 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:41.520 go ahead and go with them. And I got back 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.079 and I was like, Mom, what did you guys let 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.439 me go to see what the camp was. Now. I 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.760 was like, it was like a church. I guess the 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.240 church put it on, but it was for troubled kids, 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.320 as they said. And then you met a friend there, Jewels, 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:56.240 and you still haven't found them. Oh man, Jewels from 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:58.400 New Orleans. If you're listening out there, dude, I'm looking 0:13:58.400 --> 0:14:01.600 for you. You think you're still alive? Yeah, well, I 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:04.840 hope he was a jail camp dude. It wait, wait, 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:06.840 one or two ways. I felt like me and Jewels, 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:10.000 you know, we connected because we weren't that troubled. I 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.200 wasn't troubled at all. I was never in trouble the 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.920 fact that I was there, I was just dude. I 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.400 remember this one this one day, this kid took my 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.000 hat and because I've been wearing ball cats my whole life, 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:20.800 and like he took my hat and he's just like 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:22.880 thank you, and I was like, where are you going? 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:24.480 I was about to go get it, and they're like whohoa, 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.680 No dude. That dude's like he's that dude series of 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.920 gang member. So I let him have my hat. So 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.400 he was gonna hat was it was like a white 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.240 so are you wearing a hat. I always wear hat 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.800 early stages. Just figured it out. No, my whole life, 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:42.680 I've been wearing hats, doctor one so dumb. Oh gosh. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.720 I have a new phone number. I don't ever use it. 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:46.200 I know it's a couple of guys of Asket's my 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.040 new number. I don't ever I leave it at home. 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.440 I don't ever use I'm still the old phone number. Um, 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.200 but I am planning in the next two weeks to 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.040 move to my new phone. The problem is about a 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.480 phone that was a little too small. This is the 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.040 big one, and the other one that I have it's 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.520 too I don't see very well, so I don't it's 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:05.760 just too small. I'm gonna move. Who has my new number? Mike? Oh, 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:09.080 I like that. Maybe an old text has it or something. 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.360 You must not have it. Then I got in the 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.600 NBA our NBA two K chat room with it and 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.640 act like a Russian. You did, yeah, you probably pay attention. No, 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:21.840 I muted that conversation. How do you act to Russian? Um? Yeah, yeah, 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:25.280 I want to do that. I'm Russian. That's it. The end. Good. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.800 I was like, what is this chat room? You know? 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.560 Because it's six of us friends play NBA two K 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:33.000 and they were like who is this? And I was like, 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:38.120 I'm from Russia. I am Natasha. Anyone here single? And 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:39.840 so they started to be like who's in this? Because 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.680 that's a group chat, you know, you can't get in 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.640 unless yea, And so many of them start hitting on 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:48.000 Natasha No. But they were all really confused, and I 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:49.680 felt like they were one step away from asking for 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.720 a picture. And then I got kicked out of the 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.280 group chat, and then I was like, as it's me on, 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:56.920 so I'm doing that. But I did a bunch of 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.920 clean clean out of email, which is always a hard 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:01.560 thing to do because you're like, well, I ever need 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.280 this again. When's the last time you've cleaned out your 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:08.760 email completely? Oh? Never, never, I still have thousands. I've 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.600 been contemplating just creating a new email and starting fresh 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.080 and leaving the other one, Like just if I need 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.680 to go over to anyone, yeah, like it's gonna be there, 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.680 because I have old emails that i'd like to have her. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:23.200 Maybe I can transfer them over, but yeah, that's like 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.120 a hard drive. Amy's using a different email address, like 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.880 an extra hard drive. Yeah. Well, I mean I have 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.520 emails back from like two thousand and twelve from my 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.960 mom that I don't want to I want to keep 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:37.360 them so you can save just move them over. Yeah yeah, yeah, 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.000 now I'm thinking I'm talking it through right now, so 0:16:40.080 --> 0:16:42.760 I would move them over. But I literally my friend 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:44.400 said she just did that, and it was like, so 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.560 awesome because now she just created the new email. She's fresh, 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:49.400 she's staying on top of things, she's a leading and 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:52.880 I'm like, oh, that sounds amazing because I have right now. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:54.880 I've just went and been like, you know what, I 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:58.680 don't even know any more? Control a ten thousand really oh, 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:00.640 I have three thousand seven in twenty two that I 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:02.920 haven't even opened. But it's what I oh, well, you're 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:04.880 never gonna need them. So I'm going to big clean 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:08.199 up right now with shoes and clothes and um a 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:09.840 lot of the TV clothes that I wore for American 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:11.840 Idol that I wore once and they paid for and 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.600 I never used again. You're getting rid of those two? 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:17.760 Well yeah, I listen. I sent Mike d and Eddie, 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:21.240 both shoes I've maybe worn once. Shoes are legit. I 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:26.800 sent dress boots, SpongeBob, Kyrie, Yeah, high tops. Um so 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:30.800 I gave Mike some eas Oh the gold ones. You 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:33.480 got the gold especially? Did you want those? Like? How 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.440 hard was it to part with these? Here's the thing. 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:36.760 I'm like, you know what, I haven't worn them in 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:39.520 a year, won't need them, don't even I forgot about them. 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:42.200 Give them away. It's a good rule. And so I've 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:43.719 got a lot of clothes. But if you don't come 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:45.320 over the next three days, you're not gonna get them. 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:48.560 I'm I'm going to donate them next three days. Yes, 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.919 you got it, so, but that's what we're doing. That's 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:54.280 that's my thing. If I don't go, oh yeah I 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:55.960 need this, I delete it. And if I have to 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.760 wonder what's in there, delete it with the clothes. Sames 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:01.000 of emails if they don't took him up. But those 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:02.800 kind of clothes, where are you donating him? You can 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:08.240 donate those normal place us, Yes I can't, um whomever. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:10.760 You should go to a resale shop. It makes some money. 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:14.960 Good will, no no good or Eddie and might coming 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:17.560 last time. Like I'll see Eddie just randomly show up 0:18:17.560 --> 0:18:19.680 and like something I wore on Idle. He'll match it 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:20.840 up with the show and be like this is me 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:25.920 oh mighty loves the semi pictures. Oh, yes, that's funny. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:28.040 I don't like it. I'm wearing the jacket and then 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:29.560 he text me a picture of you wearing it like 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.679 on some TV show. Who cares. It's a great jacket. 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.240 It caused way too much. I'm sure I didn't pay 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:37.760 for it. The show's paid for it. Thank you. That's awesome. 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:40.280 But you don't like dress for Success programs because if 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:42.520 it's nice stuff, you can donate it, like to these 0:18:42.560 --> 0:18:45.840 groups that'll work with people that have job interviews or 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:49.280