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Speaker 1: Jewels Dirty Little Secret. It's not often you get to

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Speaker 1: talk to a hip hop legend from the early two thousands.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewels show. It's time for dirty little Secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you got a secret you want to get off

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Speaker 1: your chest. Text in four one oh six one and

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Speaker 1: we'll let you tell your secret on the air. I

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Speaker 1: have a bubble in my throat. I know that Kermit

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Speaker 1: the Frog on right on the air here early on

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Speaker 1: the jew Show. It will let you tell your secret

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Speaker 1: on the air. But we always keep you anonymous, and

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Speaker 1: so I always give everybody an anonymous nickname. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now is Little John, Little Joe John

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Speaker 1: is here to tell us a secret. What's up, Little John? Wow? Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you guys doing? Okay, yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: who Little John is, so just go with it. Little John.

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Speaker 1: You had one of the best albums. Yeah, okay, you

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Speaker 1: had a great run in the early two thousands. Oh great. Um, anyway,

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Speaker 1: what's your secret. Let's just get to your secret. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. I've been carrying around the secret

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Speaker 1: for about fifty years. Who wow, okay, and uh this

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Speaker 1: is and and if this secret was ever you know,

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Speaker 1: if anyone ever really found out about this for real, uh,

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Speaker 1: and knew it was made then. I mean this is

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Speaker 1: something highly illegal. Oh yeah, I mean to the point

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Speaker 1: where you know, if if it was discovered about me,

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Speaker 1: I pretty much would uh would be arrested. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: why do you guys keep doing that? I don't don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it. It's it's just a little john thing.

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Speaker 1: It won't if you go to google a little John

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Speaker 1: after this, and it'll make sense to you'll be like,

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Speaker 1: oh okay, yeah, okay, I'm sure, I'm sure I'll get it.

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Speaker 1: You will. So what's this crazy illegal thing? Then? Uh well,

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Speaker 1: let me let me start back a little bit. Um.

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Speaker 1: I was born in a real, real small town. We

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Speaker 1: don't have to stop that back well, no, no, just

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Speaker 1: kind of explain to it. Um. I mean it was

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Speaker 1: a kind of you know, it was real small. When

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Speaker 1: people they started learning to drive, they usually started like

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Speaker 1: pretty young. Huh and uh. And we always said, you know,

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Speaker 1: you're learned how to drive before you learn how to read,

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Speaker 1: that kind of thing. I lived in Hawaii for a

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Speaker 1: little bit, and they let you get your license at

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Speaker 1: fourteen there. Whoa, so I have my license. I have

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Speaker 1: my license at fourteen and it's dangerous. Well, it was dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Worst decision ever. Don't let your kid get their license

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Speaker 1: that young anyway, Was it like that? Then? It's well

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Speaker 1: kind of because really, um, growing up, you know, I

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Speaker 1: was driving, but I never actually got a driver's license. Okay,

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Speaker 1: to this day, I'm still driving without a license. Oh

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Speaker 1: and I've been you've never been pulled over the own?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I lived most of my life

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Speaker 1: in this small town. I don't live there now, but

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Speaker 1: a couple of times I kind of got pulled over,

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Speaker 1: but I knew the deputy and he was just and

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Speaker 1: he knew who I was, so he didn't ask for

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Speaker 1: any ideas small towns that still, But did you get

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Speaker 1: pulled over by the It either goes one or two ways.

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Speaker 1: Either really good because your friends or you took his

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Speaker 1: daughter out on a date and has had it out

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Speaker 1: for you ever since high school. Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never, you know, never been caught without a license

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Speaker 1: by the police. Wait, okay, so question for you is

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, the one that you said at

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Speaker 1: the beginning of this something highly illegal that you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Is it driving without a license? Yeah? Oh yeah, drive

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Speaker 1: without a license? You're gonna get rested. I mean, yeah, hardly.

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Speaker 1: I mean I thought it was gonna be way you was,

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Speaker 1: so did I You you've prefaced it like it was

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Speaker 1: about to be like you're like you're running a Ponzi

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Speaker 1: scheme or when you're from a small town like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a big nil. It's a good point. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Oh you're right. I mean, you know, like

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Speaker 1: I said, it's a small town. If I got caught

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Speaker 1: driving without a license, I'd never they'd be talked about

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Speaker 1: right now. If it happened ten years ago, they'd still

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Speaker 1: be talked about. It is. It like a small town,

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Speaker 1: like in the middle of nowhere, and the only way

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Speaker 1: and the only way to get there is if you

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Speaker 1: got to get a little mud on the tires, got it?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Oh yeah, I know that song. I know

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Speaker 1: that song. But now I've moved to Uh it's not

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Speaker 1: a huge city, but it's it's certainly bigger and uh

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Speaker 1: and I just know, I just know in my heart

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get pulled over one day. Yeah, one of

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Speaker 1: these days, the long arm of Johnny Law is gonna

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Speaker 1: wrap it wrap itself around your neck and just bring

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Speaker 1: you to justice. Yeah. I mean, I don't have a

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Speaker 1: license and don't have insurance. Oh my insurance either, I'd

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Speaker 1: be I'd be super screwed. Yeah, you would. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of how I live. You know, no f

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Speaker 1: words given if you know so much so that you

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Speaker 1: just did wordn't even say. You just don't care, do you? Oh? Sorry, Um,

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Speaker 1: I forgot I'm on the radio. I didn't mean to where.

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Speaker 1: That's all right, so we'll give you a pass this time,

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Speaker 1: but not okay, Well we'll know better next time taking

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Speaker 1: your call. Yeah, we gotta screen you. And well, how

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Speaker 1: are you going to screaming? I don't have any identification?

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Speaker 1: Very good, very good? All right, Well thanks a little

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Speaker 1: John for telling us your secret. What yeah okay, yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: try try saying okay, okay, great job. What's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret,