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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speaker got a text seventy five ninety two that

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Speaker 2: says my boss said my name wrong on my first

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Speaker 2: day of work. Oh I was too embarrassed to correct him.

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Speaker 2: So it's been four years and everyone still calls me

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Speaker 2: Stephanie when my name is actually Stella.

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Speaker 3: Don't they have your paperwork for anything?

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Speaker 2: Just call her Stephanie.

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Speaker 3: That's so sad.

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Speaker 2: On this segment, we're not going to ask for your

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Speaker 2: real name because Brooke probably won't be able to remember

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Speaker 2: it anyway, So we'll just let you make up a

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Speaker 2: fake one to keep your identity totally anonymous while you

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Speaker 2: tell us your confessions right here on the mass That's right.

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Speaker 3: Jerry, you tell us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got a guy who wants to go by

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Speaker 2: Nick today. So Nick, welcome to the showy having me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Nick.

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Speaker 3: Who's a safe place for you?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: How are you feeling I'm feeling pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you're going to be feeling about

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Speaker 1: me in about a minute here.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's exciting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear it. Just well, excited to hate

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Speaker 2: you I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker, the voice changer is on

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Speaker 2: whenever you're ready. Let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I haven't paid for a first date

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Speaker 1: in almost a year.

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Speaker 3: Now, Wow, you're hot, He's like, I know, I actually

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Speaker 3: don't go on dates.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, smart hand. And then you are? You are going

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Speaker 2: on dates?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been on at least like twenty twenty five

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Speaker 1: first dates this year.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's a brag when you're not. I mean,

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Speaker 3: but you're not paying. Well you're not getting second dates though, but.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't want second Yeah, you don't know? Tell us more.

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Speaker 2: How do you get through this without paying?

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Speaker 1: It's actually pretty easy. At the end of the night

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Speaker 1: when the bill comes. Yeah, the girl always looks at me.

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Speaker 1: It gives me that expective look like she wants me

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Speaker 1: to pick it up and it's out of mind herbs.

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Speaker 1: And about a year ago we decided, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it.

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Speaker 3: Wait what Okay, So this is why the second dates

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Speaker 3: don't happen.

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Speaker 2: I don't know people like me. I'd love to pay

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Speaker 2: for somebody on the first day. You take it as

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Speaker 2: an insult.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the rules should always be whoever does

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Speaker 3: the asking out is the one that has to pay,

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Speaker 3: like because you're the one that's proposing to the place

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Speaker 3: because you know how much a costs or whatever.

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Speaker 2: True, But the usually it's the guy doing the asking out. Agree, Like,

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Speaker 2: I would say eighty percent of the time it's the guy.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying eighty percent of the time men should

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Speaker 2: be paying the bill.

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Speaker 3: They want to go out with me, and they asked,

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Speaker 3: you know what, I'll ask you if I want to

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Speaker 3: take you out.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you just what they motion. They look at

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Speaker 2: you like you're supposed to pay the bill, Nick, and

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Speaker 2: you stonewall im like nope.

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Speaker 1: So usually what happens is the bill comes, they look

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Speaker 1: at me, and I'll just look back at them. I'm

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Speaker 1: happy to just sit there and awkward silence.

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Speaker 2: You're one of those people that's just comfortable and the

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Speaker 2: most uncomfortable. Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 3: In the silence, it sounds like you're so proud of this.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I've gotten twenty or twenty five free dinners

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Speaker 1: over the last year, and it looked like I'm I

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Speaker 1: did a lot more because a lot of times what

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Speaker 1: I find happens is they'll sometimes did uncomfortable and they'll

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Speaker 1: just pick up the check without saying anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just to break the silence.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like half the time. But the other half

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Speaker 1: the time they'll ask me to pay, or sometimes they'll

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Speaker 1: kind of think they're being cute and flurry and they'll

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Speaker 1: push the bill towards me. I'll just push it back

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Speaker 1: and I'll just straight up say, hey, I forgot my

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Speaker 1: credit card. Can you get this?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's not really falling for it. They're

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Speaker 3: just paying.

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Speaker 1: You're just like yeah, Like once or twice, I've actually

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Speaker 1: had a girl just being completely shocked and say like,

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Speaker 1: I don't believe you. And so I'll pull out my

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Speaker 1: wallet and I'll show her that I don't have my

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Speaker 1: credit card on me. But here's the thing I do,

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Speaker 1: It's in my other pocket. I just assume some of

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Speaker 1: them might be that's desperate to not pay, that I

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Speaker 1: just planned for this ahead of time, you even bluff me.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had a girl so she also forgot

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Speaker 3: her wallet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that hasn't happened yet, But because then

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Speaker 1: I would just say, well, we should probably figure this

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Speaker 1: out now. To tell that to the bathroom and.

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Speaker 3: Just pitcher.

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Speaker 2: Dishes?

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Speaker 1: Are you not?

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Speaker 3: Are you just dating for free dinners?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're very aggressive about all. He said them.

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Speaker 1: Dated for free dinners? How many women do that? So

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Speaker 1: what a quality is?

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's what equality is.

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Speaker 2: I think you have to take some notes from a

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Speaker 2: true feminists on the.

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Speaker 3: Women out there.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: That's your role to help women get equal rights in

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Speaker 2: this country.

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Speaker 3: Doucious thing to like to claim equal rights on.

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Speaker 2: But my question is, what if you actually really like

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Speaker 2: the girl, like you want to see them one more time?

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Speaker 2: Is that ever come into play?

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Speaker 1: If I like a girl enough to let her buy

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Speaker 1: me a second.

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Speaker 3: Dinner, she must be so lucky.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I'll promise to get the next dinner and

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Speaker 1: then say, oh, I can't believe this, I forgot my

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Speaker 1: credit card a second time.

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Speaker 2: What are the odds you still never just go?

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Speaker 3: Are you actually just poor? You could tell us.

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Speaker 1: Look with house the prices the way they are, you

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Speaker 1: got to save.

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Speaker 2: Financially.

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, did I tell you about my favorite move

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Speaker 1: that I've ever done?

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Speaker 2: Your favorite?

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Speaker 3: Why do I feel like you have a book coming

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Speaker 3: out soon?

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Speaker 2: What's your move?

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Speaker 1: So I've done? There's a handful of times when the

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Speaker 1: girls like being really upset that she has to pay,

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Speaker 1: I'll look her in the eye and go, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you want, you can just slide me your credit

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Speaker 1: card under the table so I can pay with it.

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Speaker 1: And it looks like you're not picking this up.

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Speaker 3: I think that's why. It's not really why she's upset,

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Speaker 3: and she.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't want to look like she's out with a man

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Speaker 2: who can't pay the bill.

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Speaker 3: I think she wants to make it pretty clear if

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Speaker 3: that the case.

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Speaker 2: Does anybody actually take you up on that?

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Speaker 1: One girl actually did?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, tell her to call it okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually asked her if you wanted me to quote

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Speaker 1: take her out for ice cream, apter works wedge.

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Speaker 2: She was just paying for everything like that one away. Normally,

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Speaker 2: I didn't ask you to feel guilty, but you clearly don't.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you're even disguising your voice. You just

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Speaker 3: sound so.

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Speaker 2: Are you cool? We put your photo up on the

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey Instagram in case any other lovely women

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Speaker 2: want to go out with you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, here's a thing I haven't had any trouble

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Speaker 1: do so far, so.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't need our charity. Sorry, keep doing you man,

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Speaker 2: if you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: will hide your identity, master your voice, and make you

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Speaker 2: the next mass speaker. Your phone taps, coming up

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Speaker 1: Next, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.