WEBVTT - Phone Tap: FEU 

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, time for your

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<v Speaker 1>prank phone call. And for the last two years, a

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<v Speaker 1>guy in our city has been running a successful food truck.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking five star reviews, lots of return customers. Things

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<v Speaker 1>are going really well, except for one tiny headache. He

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<v Speaker 1>recently complained to his wife. The city is making things

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<v Speaker 1>tough around him. Oh, kind of makes sense, whether they're

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<v Speaker 1>jacking up fees or different types of rules and permits,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it may be. I think it's time that he

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<v Speaker 1>gets a call from the FEU. What's that? That's the

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<v Speaker 1>made up government agency, the Food Enforcement Unit. In your

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, sir am I speaking to Jared. Yes, this

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<v Speaker 3>names Officer Dottie Higgins from the city Food Code Enforcement Unit.

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<v Speaker 4>OO Code Enforcement.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right f you woh f me, No, sir, f

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<v Speaker 3>EU Food Enforcement Unit.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you said something, Nils, But what is this regarding.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see if you could listen from your previous

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<v Speaker 3>actions with your food truck that you could give two

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<v Speaker 3>craps about how your food affects this city's population. What Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we have you clocked because last week when you were

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<v Speaker 3>atre plaza, Okay, turns out your food truck was parked

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<v Speaker 3>five inches off the curb.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh, what the hell do they have to do with anything?

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<v Speaker 3>You and I both know you're supposed to be eight

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<v Speaker 3>to ten.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not out there with a tape measure. Oh, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just need to know. How does that affect

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<v Speaker 2>anything that the food enforcement cold people need to know about?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, it affects everything, thank you very much. Because the

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<v Speaker 3>smell of your garlic fries wafted in the park and

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<v Speaker 3>a public nuisance, a public that's right. We got a

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<v Speaker 3>complaint from a seventy three year old woman who said

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<v Speaker 3>she couldn't sit on her favorite bench because of the smell.

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<v Speaker 4>This is ridiculous. It's a food truck. It's going to

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<v Speaker 4>smell like food.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, tough guy, Okay, So public well being is ridiculous

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<v Speaker 3>to you now, Huh.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, it's just it's I don't know why you're laughing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just so nick piggy. I mean, if you wanted

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<v Speaker 4>me to move my truck.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, you listen to me, because we're beyond that, sir,

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<v Speaker 3>We are well beyond that. The next time we see

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<v Speaker 3>your truck out and about, you are subject to potential

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<v Speaker 3>in pounds.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what's this city high at this new mayor,

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<v Speaker 4>everything went the hell you're calling me about moving my

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<v Speaker 4>trucks three matches? How can you imagined three inches from

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<v Speaker 4>that far away?

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<v Speaker 3>I knew you'd be one to blame somebody else, But sir,

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<v Speaker 3>it is eight to ten inches. We've gone over there.

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<v Speaker 4>At this point, I might as well shut the whole

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<v Speaker 4>damn thing down.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's not go there, Let's not get crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going there. What's the point if it's city regulations

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<v Speaker 4>on this street?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, let's all take a deep breath, because maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>can find some wiggle room for you.

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<v Speaker 4>What does that supposed to mean? Wiggle room?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying. Rumor is on Reddit that you make

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<v Speaker 3>a mean crispy chicken sandwich. If you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>So what?

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<v Speaker 3>So what you can't see me winking? I'm winking right now,

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<v Speaker 3>mean crispy chicken sandwich? Wink?

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<v Speaker 4>So what what is the weekends? Both mean what? You

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<v Speaker 4>want me to stop serving that too?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're not getting it, actually just the opposite. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>let Officer Dottie over here, sample it for free. Huh,

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<v Speaker 3>and then we pretend this conversation never happened. Excuse me,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right. I'll rip up that garlic f I saitation

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<v Speaker 3>faster than you can blink. Okay, and the parking ticket too. Shoot,

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<v Speaker 3>will even pop some handcuffs on that old wind bag

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<v Speaker 3>that complained about you, and just be on our web.

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<v Speaker 3>No harm, no foul am I right?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? So now you want me to food to bribe you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh sir, We're not using those type of words, aren't we.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what is it?

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<v Speaker 4>What? What else is it?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's absolutely nothing, because remember this call never happened.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm gonna report you. What was your

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<v Speaker 4>name again? You're getting reported?

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<v Speaker 3>No, sir, you've been reported.

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<v Speaker 4>Well no, no, I'm reporting you now.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's not how this works. You can't be reported

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<v Speaker 3>and then you report me, and then I report you again.

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<v Speaker 3>That just doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch how it goes. I'm gonna make it make sense.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you're listening, Okay, as long as we

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<v Speaker 3>can just schedule a delivery of two to three of

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<v Speaker 3>those babies once a week at no charge to me,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not even looking in your direction.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope this call is recorded. You aren't storting me

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<v Speaker 4>out of my food. You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>You got something right? Finally, sir, because this call is

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<v Speaker 3>definitely being recorded. Good, it's being courted for the radio station.

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<v Speaker 3>Because this is actually Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning doing a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>On You know.

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<v Speaker 3>Your wife, Evie set you up for a prank phone call,

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<v Speaker 3>she says. She listens, and he wanted to make you

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<v Speaker 3>laugh because running a food truck is not easy business.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I can't believe I was so happy I can

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<v Speaker 2>laugh about this now because that was about to ruin

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<v Speaker 2>my whole day.

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<v Speaker 3>The FEU is not messing around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you for real, Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps

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<v Speaker 2>on the twenties