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Speaker 1: Concession I can't take back ow arms.

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Speaker 2: Speaker TEXTA seven five nine two says I love to

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Speaker 2: eat frozen peas cold.

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Speaker 3: Straight out of the bag.

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Speaker 2: They're like little dippin' dots of pea flavored ice cream.

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Speaker 3: Delicious.

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Speaker 4: My kids love them too. They're like, you don't need

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Speaker 4: to cook them, mom, we just want to eat them. Okay,

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Speaker 4: maybe we should try it.

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Speaker 2: No, pea flavored ice cream is a phrase that just

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Speaker 2: sounds wrong and should never.

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Speaker 3: Be uttered out loud. It's green, yellow, but.

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Speaker 2: Nothing sounds right on this segment, the mass speaker, not

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Speaker 2: even your voice, because we change it to hyde your identities.

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Speaker 2: You could safely tell us your pea flavored secrets. And

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Speaker 2: today we have a guy on the phone who wants

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Speaker 2: to share. He's chosen to go buy the name Eric today.

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Speaker 2: So Eric, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: He got a mouthful of frozen peas right now.

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Speaker 1: Nothing like that, though it might be better than what I've

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Speaker 1: been dealing with.

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Speaker 3: What's going on. The voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker, so whenever you're ready, let's

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Speaker 2: hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Well this it's gonna sound crazy, I know, but you

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Speaker 1: just have to roll with me. On there.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, we are so down for crazy in the show.

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Speaker 1: So about seven or eight years ago, I was visiting

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Speaker 1: New York and this interaction I had with this person

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Speaker 1: has just haunted me. Ever, think.

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Speaker 4: Who did you run into?

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Speaker 3: Hold on? Give them a chance.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's like so many legs. This is gonna be crazy.

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Speaker 4: It's haunted me. What happened?

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Speaker 3: You're like the worst mental health therapist to.

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Speaker 2: Every like, shut up and get to what's wrong with you.

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Speaker 4: I would never be a therapist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like get to the bottom of it.

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Speaker 4: I obviously only work with unstable people. Yeah, that's how

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Speaker 4: I like my people.

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Speaker 1: I was definitely cursed by a wizard that to continue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, okay, yeah, wait, tell us what happened?

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Speaker 3: You're in New York and what goes on?

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Speaker 1: I was in New York. I was sitting in Grand

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Speaker 1: Central station when an older woman randomly approached me and

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Speaker 1: needed eighteen dollars to buy a train ticket home.

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Speaker 2: Eighteen dollars is a lot of money to ask from

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Speaker 2: a stranger.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but she needed the money for the ticket home,

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Speaker 4: so that's probably how much a ticket for as Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, maybe I'll give you one dollar towards it.

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Speaker 3: You want the whole eighteen bucks.

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Speaker 4: I would get a.

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Speaker 3: Twenty and say keep the change and different people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it does make it feel more believable that she

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Speaker 4: knew the ticket. Yeah, yeah, that she needed some help.

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Speaker 1: What did you say, Eric, Well, I did have the

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Speaker 1: twenty on me and it was just too much for

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Speaker 1: me to give to a stranger. So I said no,

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Speaker 1: But she just kept begging me, like, please, please, It's

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Speaker 1: only eighteen dollars.

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Speaker 4: Did you ask her if you could break it twenty?

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Speaker 1: Can you.

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Speaker 3: Don't give me any toy?

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Speaker 1: No? I didn't mask for change. This is where things

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Speaker 1: get weird. And I've told people before and they just

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Speaker 1: don't believe me. So I'm hoping somebody out there will. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I told her no the second time, and she just

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Speaker 1: it's like something snapped in her eyes. What hire demeanor change?

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Speaker 1: And I swear up and down I saw her eyes

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Speaker 1: turn black?

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Speaker 4: What what? There's a lot of good drugs out there?

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Speaker 1: What I mean when I said I was cursed by

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Speaker 1: a wizard? I don't understand it. But she just turned away,

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Speaker 1: walked away, and you're just gone.

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Speaker 4: So what do you think I mean? Has bad things happened?

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Speaker 4: In your life ever since?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh god?

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Speaker 1: Like what it all has to do with this weird

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Speaker 1: jazz music that played as soon as she left. I've

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Speaker 1: never heard it before. It's kind of like a weird

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Speaker 1: Jeopardy theme, but it's not quite I've never been able

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Speaker 4: I love a woman that comes with a theme song.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what is happening to you?

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Speaker 1: So I got my train to the airport. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: and then on my flight home we had to make

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Speaker 1: an emergency landing because two engines blew out.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, my god, Well that's pretty standard for boeing nowadays.

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Speaker 3: Only two is actually good luck.

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Speaker 4: You don't think it was just a coincidence, not since.

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Speaker 1: Once I got back into the airport, the same jazz

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Speaker 1: music was playing.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's weird.

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Speaker 4: What if? What if? Okay, just to be you know,

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Speaker 4: I could see that this could be true. But what

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Speaker 4: if they're just on the same MUSAC station, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean? Like I like Current Job and it's

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Speaker 4: the most popular.

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Speaker 1: Song in the time.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that is a strange. It could be a

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Speaker 3: weird coincidence.

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Speaker 4: Guess what was playing? Taylor Sweat?

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Speaker 3: Well, it plays everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know if they played creepy jazz everywhere,

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Speaker 1: but you know, whatever.

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Speaker 4: Is that the one thing that I mean? That's it, right,

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Speaker 4: That's all she made happen.

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Speaker 3: There's more what else.

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Speaker 1: I went to the dentist and that jazz music was

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Speaker 1: playing in the waiting room.

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Speaker 3: The same music, the same music is great.

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Speaker 1: And I've never had any kind of cavities before. And

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Speaker 1: somehow I had a cavity so deep that they had

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Speaker 1: to do a root canal, oh man, And at the

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Speaker 1: end they invoiced you eighteen dollars for a great deal

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Speaker 1: on actually.

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Speaker 4: Take that, dude.

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Speaker 1: That sucks so and since then I've had my identity

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Speaker 1: stolen white. In the last five years. Oh God, I

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Speaker 1: swear to all that is holy. There is this one

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Speaker 1: pigeon that follows me.

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Speaker 3: A pigeon.

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Speaker 1: It is the singing pigeon, and it's always on my

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Speaker 1: car when I go out to work.

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Speaker 4: It's always jazz.

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Speaker 2: To say, it's playing on a little tiny saxophone.

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Speaker 4: Do you think it's her like as a bird? Is

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Speaker 4: that what you're saying?

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Speaker 2: It's some kind of bad omen Well, for Brook gets

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Speaker 2: lunch on a good day if she hits it the

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Speaker 2: right way.

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Speaker 4: You're in France. That stuff's a delicacy, Yeah it is.

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, Okay, well, clearly a lot of bad stuff

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Speaker 2: has happened since you refuse to give the eighteen dollars

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Speaker 2: to that stranger in New York.

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Speaker 4: How do you reverse the curse? That's the whole plot

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Speaker 4: of every movie ever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea. I knew I wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: on the call.

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Speaker 4: Don't give out a bunch of money to homeless people today.

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Speaker 4: He's the only person at a train station seeking out people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh dude, Well, thanks for the confession. Coming up

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Speaker 2: next to some eerie jazz song. We're gonna play last

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Speaker 2: time the text seven eight five nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on two, we can

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Speaker 2: hide your identity, ask your voice, and make you our

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after that.

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,