WEBVTT - The Postman Always Rings Twice - 8.3.26

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is here with today's spring phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for his neph Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, before I get to that, Shirly, I got to

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<v Speaker 2>thank Memphis for coming out hanging out with me Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate y'all kicking it with the nephew. A piece

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<v Speaker 2>of Nate said, Yes, I do. The nephew came to

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<v Speaker 2>town and we acted a dog on food, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want to thank everybody that came out and

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<v Speaker 2>hung out with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Where.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in Memphis, Tennessee. That was the rob the salt

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<v Speaker 2>be stroke, falt be stroke, that's yeah, salt bar stro

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<v Speaker 2>salt bard b stroke hung out a little bit. I can't, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest with job, I really can't believe I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>This is marm.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna lie you.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't either. Yeah, it really can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I really can't. I did two shows last night.

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<v Speaker 4>I just because you have a job, and so you.

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<v Speaker 2>One job has to understand that that was other jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>You just have to.

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<v Speaker 4>Understand what one job gets in the way. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 4>you say.

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<v Speaker 2>Job has to understand that there's other jobs that don't

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<v Speaker 2>comedy comedy?

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<v Speaker 4>What's up right?

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<v Speaker 2>Look here, I got another job?

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<v Speaker 3>You got?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that how they're talking jobs?

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<v Speaker 5>Is talking to each other?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this, des Ie is when you work for y'all?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, hey you baby?

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<v Speaker 2>And everybody can't say that. So that is now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and he ain't here, so I'm going pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, you just made a point.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty good?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, y'all ready for a point.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, let's let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>The postman always rings twice, the postman all the way? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>rings twice? Who started that move?

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<v Speaker 4>Quick?

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<v Speaker 3>Quick?

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<v Speaker 2>And who else?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're talking about Jessica Lang and Jack Nichols, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'll talk.

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<v Speaker 2>About I guess who's coming to dinner? That's they had

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<v Speaker 2>to dot bailing that too, That's what I was saying.

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<v Speaker 2>That was what Spencer Tracy running against wire coming to dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, it was Lina Turner, That's what I do.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, it was Captain helped.

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<v Speaker 2>Burn And I'm talking abou guess who's coming to dinner?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was well, you said the postman always rings. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Catherine Hepburn and Sydney Poitier and Spencer Tracy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, I got I got my stuff, together.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's prank you. Postman always rings twice.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm trying to read the Carlos here. Uh, my

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<v Speaker 3>name Benny Man, Benny Phipps. Hey you. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>make sure I got the right person. You You you

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<v Speaker 3>worked for a post office, right? Uh? Yeah, okay? Do

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<v Speaker 3>you deliver mail off a Murphy Road? Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>Sometime?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll live it. First of all, I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to make sure I had the right postman. Now

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<v Speaker 3>it's been brought to my attention that there's a postman

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<v Speaker 3>that has been stopping by my house. And what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not understanding is why are you bringing mail to my door?

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<v Speaker 3>The post she just putting mail in the mailboxes on

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<v Speaker 3>the street where everybody got their mailboxes at.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you say? Is that again?

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<v Speaker 3>I live in at Murphy Road Murfey Road.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I deliver over there. But he say, delivering package

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<v Speaker 6>at your house?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I said, you've been bringing mail to my house

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<v Speaker 3>and the polls. Here's what I'm trying to tell your callos.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife is at home all day, she don't work.

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<v Speaker 3>And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on

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<v Speaker 3>more than one occasion, on a daily basis, you're coming

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<v Speaker 3>by there two three times, you know. But when I'm

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<v Speaker 3>understanding that it ain't no mail being brought over that, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to figure out, what are you doing at my house?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>What really didn't been brought? All this to a head

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<v Speaker 3>because I already know what's going on. Let me go on,

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<v Speaker 3>let you know that call over. I do know what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on. I picked up the clothes from the cleaners

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<v Speaker 3>this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's post

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<v Speaker 3>office shirt in my packet.

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<v Speaker 5>What color was it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's blue? Light blue? Okay, explain this to me. How

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<v Speaker 3>your shirt get in my house?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have my name on it? Because that could

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<v Speaker 5>be anybody's shirt?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So so hold on. What you're trying to say

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<v Speaker 3>is some it's more postman stopping by my heart.

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<v Speaker 6>See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different

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<v Speaker 6>guys in that in that neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, because I hear my problem. Man, My problem

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<v Speaker 3>is this is that my wife is at home all

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<v Speaker 3>day every day. And my understanding is that you stopping

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<v Speaker 3>by the bringing more.

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<v Speaker 6>First of all, about you can call you can call

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<v Speaker 6>the one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get

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<v Speaker 6>my number.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude. Hey, I don't worry about that. I find ways

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<v Speaker 3>how you how you get my address? That you stopping

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<v Speaker 3>by that every morning.

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<v Speaker 6>I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and

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<v Speaker 6>do I put the middle in a box and this

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<v Speaker 6>a package I don't get out. Excuse me, I don't

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<v Speaker 6>do that.

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<v Speaker 5>That wasn't me, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I just you're the queens this morning and pick up clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>And it is a post office shirt in there that

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<v Speaker 3>belonged ever then, that belonged to a man. That's got

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<v Speaker 3>to be it must be yours.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not a mind, man, that's not mine. I have

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<v Speaker 5>all mine.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what this is we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna do. Carlos to Carlos, see what. Let me tell

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<v Speaker 3>you something. I know you're lying, see and what you're

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<v Speaker 3>doing is you're delivering more than mail at my house

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<v Speaker 3>and I know it. Carlos. You understand me, so listen,

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<v Speaker 3>not me. Excuse me, that's not me.

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<v Speaker 6>You can't be mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me let me tell you something. When you come

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<v Speaker 3>on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna be out there

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<v Speaker 3>at them at the mailboxes, waiting on you.

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<v Speaker 6>For what for what, Because me and.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning

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<v Speaker 3>when you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,

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<v Speaker 3>bring you too, Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Carlos, Old ain't threatening me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring your two.

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<v Speaker 5>Jude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You

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<v Speaker 5>ain't gotta come to me like that. Dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, you came up in my house and I

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<v Speaker 3>know you said gonna be share in my house.

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<v Speaker 5>Due that was me. I don't know where you live.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know who the you are, but you threatened me.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Dude, Hey man, I'll see you in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>at the mailbox. Bring your Carlos.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house.

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<v Speaker 5>We're playing clothes on and whoop yo, what.

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<v Speaker 3>You say you weren't for me?

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<v Speaker 5>Thy own where you meet rubbing road.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't tease the perfect roads. Bring your because what

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<v Speaker 3>you're not gonna keep doing is running up in my

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<v Speaker 3>house while I'm out at work trying to earn a

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<v Speaker 3>living for my family, and you up in my house

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<v Speaker 3>laying up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some Mason. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess that's what you use when you spray on

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<v Speaker 3>them dogs. I found that too.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna bring some extra maids. I'm gonna spray up

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<v Speaker 5>with that mad I will knock you out for.

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<v Speaker 3>You this I said. I'm gonna be run in Antimo waiting.

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<v Speaker 5>Car I can't wait till tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a I told you I wasn't the one.

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<v Speaker 5>But if you want to put me wrong for real, okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll give up when I see your.

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<v Speaker 3>Office, when I see you tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 5>It's old.

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<v Speaker 6>It's whatever, hey you sending to me all this, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>tell you what. I will come over there some playing clothing,

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<v Speaker 6>because you're not gonna make me lose my job.

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<v Speaker 3>Dog, I'm whatever it's got to be. I don't care

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<v Speaker 3>if you if you in the post office uniform, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't give it up. You in your pajamas, Carlos. But

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<v Speaker 3>when you come to that mailbox and I find you

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<v Speaker 3>out there by the mailboxes, that show man, because I

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<v Speaker 3>know you've been in my house, Carlos.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm telling you I'm there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so be it, then, so be it. I got

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing else. I want to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you when you before you get there, tell me what.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I recall me.

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<v Speaker 3>Is you listening to me? Yeah? That his nephew Tommy

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<v Speaker 3>from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked

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<v Speaker 3>by your coworker.

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<v Speaker 5>You you ain't this ain't this on.

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<v Speaker 3>From my roles callos.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, man, ah dude, I'm driving pull over to

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<v Speaker 5>Saturn Roads. I'm hanging out the truck. I'm about to

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<v Speaker 5>go cray. I want my wedd of your house right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Put on my wadio house. I know, God for damn,

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<v Speaker 5>I will get Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,

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<v Speaker 3>what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?

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<v Speaker 6>Steve Harvey Morning Radio Show, No doubt all the way.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, thank you, No, thank you, nephew, and you

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<v Speaker 4>are welcome. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.