Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's spring phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for his neph Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, before I get to that, Shirly, I got to
Speaker 2: thank Memphis for coming out hanging out with me Sunday night.
Speaker 2: I appreciate y'all kicking it with the nephew. A piece
Speaker 2: of Nate said, Yes, I do. The nephew came to
Speaker 2: town and we acted a dog on food, all right.
Speaker 2: So I want to thank everybody that came out and
Speaker 2: hung out with me.
Speaker 3: Where.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Memphis, Tennessee. That was the rob the salt
Speaker 2: be stroke, falt be stroke, that's yeah, salt bar stro
Speaker 2: salt bard b stroke hung out a little bit. I can't, honestly,
Speaker 2: to be honest with job, I really can't believe I'm here.
Speaker 3: This is marm.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie you.
Speaker 4: We can't either. Yeah, it really can't.
Speaker 2: I really can't. I did two shows last night.
Speaker 4: I just because you have a job, and so you.
Speaker 2: One job has to understand that that was other jobs.
Speaker 2: You just have to.
Speaker 4: Understand what one job gets in the way. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: you say.
Speaker 2: Job has to understand that there's other jobs that don't
Speaker 2: comedy comedy?
Speaker 4: What's up right?
Speaker 2: Look here, I got another job?
Speaker 3: You got?
Speaker 2: Is that how they're talking jobs?
Speaker 5: Is talking to each other?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is this, des Ie is when you work for y'all?
Speaker 4: You know, hey you baby?
Speaker 2: And everybody can't say that. So that is now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he ain't here, so I'm going pretty good.
Speaker 4: Right, you just made a point.
Speaker 3: Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, y'all ready for a point.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's let's do it.
Speaker 2: The postman always rings twice, the postman all the way? Yeah,
Speaker 2: rings twice? Who started that move?
Speaker 4: Quick?
Speaker 3: Quick?
Speaker 2: And who else?
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about Jessica Lang and Jack Nichols, So
Speaker 1: I'll talk.
Speaker 2: About I guess who's coming to dinner? That's they had
Speaker 2: to dot bailing that too, That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2: That was what Spencer Tracy running against wire coming to dinner?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it was Lina Turner, That's what I do.
Speaker 4: Now, it was Captain helped.
Speaker 2: Burn And I'm talking abou guess who's coming to dinner?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was well, you said the postman always rings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Catherine Hepburn and Sydney Poitier and Spencer Tracy.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're right.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, I got I got my stuff, together.
Speaker 2: All right, let's prank you. Postman always rings twice.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to read the Carlos here. Uh, my
Speaker 3: name Benny Man, Benny Phipps. Hey you. I want to
Speaker 3: make sure I got the right person. You You you
Speaker 3: worked for a post office, right? Uh? Yeah, okay? Do
Speaker 3: you deliver mail off a Murphy Road? Uh?
Speaker 5: Sometime?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll live it. First of all, I
Speaker 3: wanted to make sure I had the right postman. Now
Speaker 3: it's been brought to my attention that there's a postman
Speaker 3: that has been stopping by my house. And what I'm
Speaker 3: not understanding is why are you bringing mail to my door?
Speaker 3: The post she just putting mail in the mailboxes on
Speaker 3: the street where everybody got their mailboxes at.
Speaker 5: What do you say? Is that again?
Speaker 3: I live in at Murphy Road Murfey Road.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I deliver over there. But he say, delivering package
Speaker 6: at your house?
Speaker 3: No, I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
Speaker 3: and the polls. Here's what I'm trying to tell your callos.
Speaker 3: My wife is at home all day, she don't work.
Speaker 3: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
Speaker 3: more than one occasion, on a daily basis, you're coming
Speaker 3: by there two three times, you know. But when I'm
Speaker 3: understanding that it ain't no mail being brought over that, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to figure out, what are you doing at my house?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: What really didn't been brought? All this to a head
Speaker 3: because I already know what's going on. Let me go on,
Speaker 3: let you know that call over. I do know what's
Speaker 3: going on. I picked up the clothes from the cleaners
Speaker 3: this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's post
Speaker 3: office shirt in my packet.
Speaker 5: What color was it?
Speaker 3: It's blue? Light blue? Okay, explain this to me. How
Speaker 3: your shirt get in my house?
Speaker 5: Do you have my name on it? Because that could
Speaker 5: be anybody's shirt?
Speaker 3: Okay, So so hold on. What you're trying to say
Speaker 3: is some it's more postman stopping by my heart.
Speaker 6: See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
Speaker 6: guys in that in that neighborhood.
Speaker 3: You know, because I hear my problem. Man, My problem
Speaker 3: is this is that my wife is at home all
Speaker 3: day every day. And my understanding is that you stopping
Speaker 3: by the bringing more.
Speaker 6: First of all, about you can call you can call
Speaker 6: the one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get
Speaker 6: my number.
Speaker 3: Dude. Hey, I don't worry about that. I find ways
Speaker 3: how you how you get my address? That you stopping
Speaker 3: by that every morning.
Speaker 6: I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
Speaker 6: do I put the middle in a box and this
Speaker 6: a package I don't get out. Excuse me, I don't
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 5: That wasn't me, dude.
Speaker 3: I just you're the queens this morning and pick up clothes.
Speaker 3: And it is a post office shirt in there that
Speaker 3: belonged ever then, that belonged to a man. That's got
Speaker 3: to be it must be yours.
Speaker 5: That's not a mind, man, that's not mine. I have
Speaker 5: all mine.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you what this is we're
Speaker 3: gonna do. Carlos to Carlos, see what. Let me tell
Speaker 3: you something. I know you're lying, see and what you're
Speaker 3: doing is you're delivering more than mail at my house
Speaker 3: and I know it. Carlos. You understand me, so listen,
Speaker 3: not me. Excuse me, that's not me.
Speaker 6: You can't be mean.
Speaker 3: Let me let me tell you something. When you come
Speaker 3: on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna be out there
Speaker 3: at them at the mailboxes, waiting on you.
Speaker 6: For what for what, Because me and.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning
Speaker 3: when you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,
Speaker 3: bring you too, Okay.
Speaker 5: Carlos, Old ain't threatening me.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring your two.
Speaker 5: Jude, Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
Speaker 5: ain't gotta come to me like that. Dude.
Speaker 3: Hey man, you came up in my house and I
Speaker 3: know you said gonna be share in my house.
Speaker 5: Due that was me. I don't know where you live.
Speaker 6: I don't know who the you are, but you threatened me.
Speaker 3: Dude, Dude, Hey man, I'll see you in the morning
Speaker 3: at the mailbox. Bring your Carlos.
Speaker 5: I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house.
Speaker 5: We're playing clothes on and whoop yo, what.
Speaker 3: You say you weren't for me?
Speaker 5: Thy own where you meet rubbing road.
Speaker 3: I won't tease the perfect roads. Bring your because what
Speaker 3: you're not gonna keep doing is running up in my
Speaker 3: house while I'm out at work trying to earn a
Speaker 3: living for my family, and you up in my house
Speaker 3: laying up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some Mason. Now,
Speaker 3: I guess that's what you use when you spray on
Speaker 3: them dogs. I found that too.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna bring some extra maids. I'm gonna spray up
Speaker 5: with that mad I will knock you out for.
Speaker 3: You this I said. I'm gonna be run in Antimo waiting.
Speaker 5: Car I can't wait till tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Excuse me.
Speaker 5: This is a I told you I wasn't the one.
Speaker 5: But if you want to put me wrong for real, okay, cool,
Speaker 5: I'll give up when I see your.
Speaker 3: Office, when I see you tomorrow.
Speaker 5: It's old.
Speaker 6: It's whatever, hey you sending to me all this, I'll
Speaker 6: tell you what. I will come over there some playing clothing,
Speaker 6: because you're not gonna make me lose my job.
Speaker 3: Dog, I'm whatever it's got to be. I don't care
Speaker 3: if you if you in the post office uniform, I
Speaker 3: don't give it up. You in your pajamas, Carlos. But
Speaker 3: when you come to that mailbox and I find you
Speaker 3: out there by the mailboxes, that show man, because I
Speaker 3: know you've been in my house, Carlos.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you I'm there.
Speaker 3: Okay, so be it, then, so be it. I got
Speaker 3: I got one more thing else. I want to tell
Speaker 3: you when you before you get there, tell me what.
Speaker 5: You know, I recall me.
Speaker 3: Is you listening to me? Yeah? That his nephew Tommy
Speaker 3: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked
Speaker 3: by your coworker.
Speaker 5: You you ain't this ain't this on.
Speaker 3: From my roles callos.
Speaker 5: All right, man, ah dude, I'm driving pull over to
Speaker 5: Saturn Roads. I'm hanging out the truck. I'm about to
Speaker 5: go cray. I want my wedd of your house right now.
Speaker 5: Put on my wadio house. I know, God for damn,
Speaker 5: I will get Oh.
Speaker 3: Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
Speaker 3: what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Radio Show, No doubt all the way.
Speaker 2: I'm done.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, No, thank you, nephew, and you
Speaker 4: are welcome. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.