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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject he came home with bedbugs ew. Right now it

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Speaker 1: is the nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What's your got new butt cheeks crazy?

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Speaker 3: That's the name of the prank butt cheeks. Okay, let's

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmens. Miss Carmen, this is

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Speaker 3: a Nate my asters calling.

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Speaker 2: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.

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Speaker 2: This is mister Porter Porter. How are you doing today?

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Speaker 4: I'm fine? Is everything good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, every everything is everything is fine?

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Speaker 2: Now your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?

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Speaker 4: Correct?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: I want to make sure i'm you know, we got

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Speaker 2: so many kids with the same names. I wanted to

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Speaker 2: make sure I had the right person. So here's the issue.

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Speaker 2: You say your name was Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate, what

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Speaker 2: we uh? The problem we're having here at the school

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Speaker 2: is I don't know if you are aware of it,

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Speaker 2: but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,

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Speaker 2: we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.

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Speaker 2: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing, what

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Speaker 2: your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops

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Speaker 2: the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and

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Speaker 2: her butt checks her butt, cheeks her out. You know,

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Speaker 2: I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her, but

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Speaker 2: I've been getting these reports from uh, we've been getting

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Speaker 4: Little strange to me. I'm typically at work. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 4: talk to her later on today.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: I actually I thought I was calling her phone.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know I was. I was gonna get you.

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Speaker 2: But what I wanted to do is get her to

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Speaker 2: come up here so I can see what she's wearing.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I think I got this handled. I

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Speaker 4: got I can take care of it.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for

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Speaker 2: both of us, Like if I was able to see

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Speaker 4: And let her look player, look, look, I got it,

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Speaker 4: my daughter. This is not even really concerning my daughter.

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Speaker 4: This is uh you know, this is this is above

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Speaker 4: that take grade. Let me handle it so you know,

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Speaker 4: you know, my daughter going to principal's office is one thing.

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Speaker 4: I'll be on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna

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Speaker 4: be on top of this. So so, like I said,

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Speaker 4: I I think I got this handling right now.

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Speaker 3: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there? Uh? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: I mean, is there any way I can talk to her? No?

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Speaker 4: Like I told you, I think I think I got

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Speaker 4: this one. I could take care of this. And you know,

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Speaker 4: my thing is, I've already told you that three times.

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Speaker 4: I don't know where you're really going with this. You know,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the

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Speaker 4: situation situation RECTORICI as soon as I can. Okay, But

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Speaker 4: we don't you know, you don't need to you don't

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Speaker 4: need to see her, you know, talk to her.

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Speaker 3: Being the principle here at the school, sir.

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Speaker 2: Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,

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Speaker 3: So what whether.

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Speaker 4: Pray, you're not talking to my daughter, You're talking to me.

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm I'm a husband, I'm a father, I'm telling

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Speaker 4: what I tell you. I got to handle. I got

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Speaker 4: a handle.

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Speaker 2: I understand it, and I have to handle my school.

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Speaker 2: Though you understand that I have to handle the school.

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Speaker 4: I will drop my door off myself.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I understand that.

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Speaker 4: What No, I mean, do I need to come up

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I need your wife to come talk to me. I

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Speaker 3: need to see what she be waring.

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Speaker 4: Don't need to talk to my wife. Look, player, do

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Speaker 4: you have a wife? Yeah, I have a wife of

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Speaker 4: my office.

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Speaker 3: But what what what do you? What do you? What

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Speaker 3: are you? What are you talking about? No?

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about that? My wife needs to

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Speaker 4: come and and and so you can inspect the outfit.

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Speaker 4: I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not

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Speaker 4: doing that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I need to see what your wife be wearing

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Speaker 2: when she's dropping these kids.

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Speaker 4: Me yourself phone, I'll send you a picture. Man.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think we must have gone down on

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Speaker 3: the wrong street, which is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No, we doubt definitely down the wrong boulevard on

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Speaker 3: Player.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me let me just make it very clear

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Speaker 4: to you. My wife, you're seeing that the office and

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Speaker 4: all that. Maybe what can come up here? Tomorrow is

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Speaker 4: gonna be me and her. No, he's not coming up

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Speaker 4: to the principal's office. We don't need to do it.

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Speaker 3: But we don't have a problem with you. We just

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Speaker 3: need her. I just need to see you're.

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Speaker 4: Gonna have a problem with me if we keep going

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Speaker 4: down this road right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So so, so it's okay for her to have

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Speaker 2: her butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off,

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Speaker 2: But as soon as I want to have her come

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Speaker 2: out of office for a meeting about this situation right.

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Speaker 4: Now, right now. You you said you're claiming her butt

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Speaker 4: seases out, seats out right now? You out of pocket?

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled

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Speaker 2: up and got out the car and her butt was

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Speaker 3: That's when it was out of pocket.

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Speaker 2: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad

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Speaker 2: at me by what your wife then put on and

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Speaker 4: Look, man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I

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Speaker 4: gotta do on this on this thing you're in, it's

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Speaker 4: to handle what's going on in your school.

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Speaker 2: Well, ever, Dentner, you're not handling that in over there.

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Speaker 2: So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of

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Speaker 2: the school, saying, I need to have a meeting, a

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Speaker 2: private meeting with your wife, so wh and her and

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Speaker 2: I can talk about what she's warning.

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Speaker 4: Look, man, I done told you several times. Are coming

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Speaker 4: up there on her own. It's not gonna happen. So

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Speaker 4: this is where we at right now. You know what

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Speaker 4: You're not gonna happen?

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Speaker 3: Say what? So what you say?

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Speaker 4: You? What's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there

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Speaker 4: and drop my daughter off to come see you.

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Speaker 3: So you're coming here tomorrow absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing Ms

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone

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Speaker 4: tuck got money. I'm coming up there to handle this

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Speaker 4: right now because you're out of that. This is how

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Speaker 4: it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks coming

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Speaker 4: out out tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out the

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Speaker 4: car on some real you understand. What's your name again?

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Speaker 3: My name? I'm poored the principal.

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Speaker 4: Here, all right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You

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Speaker 4: will see me coming out the car.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, uh, Well, there's there's another issue. We

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Speaker 2: got here on the table and what is that? So

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Speaker 2: so ms Carmen, and she told you about, uh, the

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Speaker 2: conversation she's been having with Tommy.

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Speaker 4: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: So that once again, so your wife ain't telling you

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Speaker 2: not so she she hadn't told you nothing about her

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Speaker 2: talking to Tommy.

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Speaker 4: No, dude, I don't want to play games. Man. Who's Tommy?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So so, okay, okay, do you know? Okay? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 2: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve

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Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 3: Do you know him?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I know.

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Speaker 2: About Nay, you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.

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Speaker 4: Baby, Hey, at least she knows what.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Wow, oh man, I gotta ask you something before we go. Baby,

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Speaker 2: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 2: show in the land?

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Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Born and Show?

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Speaker 3: And that is and there it is to check that

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Speaker 4: There's a problem, and he worked on it.

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Speaker 3: I got you understand. But it's okay, as you should

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Speaker 3: have part of the job. That was the problem.

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Speaker 2: It's part of y husband went pretty much left on

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Speaker 2: me as he should have.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, it's okay, it's okay. I'm here for that.

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Speaker 3: That's what prank and is you understand that's what pranking is.

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Speaker 2: My next stop I get to take a little break,

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Speaker 2: but my next stop is in Colleen, Texas. Colleen, Texas

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Speaker 2: twice As Funny Comedy Club. That will be October six

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Speaker 2: seven eight, October sixth seventh. See that break I get

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Speaker 2: October sixth, seventh and eight. So Colleen, Texas. The Nephew's

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Speaker 2: been a long time. I think it's been about what

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Speaker 2: four five years. The nephew is coming to twice His

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Speaker 2: Funny Comedy Club. That's October sixth, seven and eight. You

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Speaker 2: better get your tickets right now because the food is

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Speaker 2: coming to Texas. Okay, twice As Funny Comedy Club, Colean, Texas.

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Speaker 3: Nephew, Nephew Tomty.

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Speaker 1: What nephew, Thank you us. Next it is the Strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter subject he came home with bed bugs. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening stream Hardy Morning Show.