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Speaker 1: all your friends, your filthy horse. Your husband's gone and

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Speaker 1: you've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoir, It's Martini.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: book Club, Tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books.

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Speaker 1: No boys are alloud. Celebrity book Club, say it loud

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Speaker 1: and cloud Celebrity book Club. Buzz man, I brought the

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Speaker 1: queer foe. Hey La Boster go O my god, wow,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. Happy fucking New Year. A bite. I'm

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Speaker 1: happy freaking New Year. Also, Um, rabbit Rabbit, Rabbit rabbits,

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Speaker 1: so good to see you. You look amazing even though

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Speaker 1: Yeah wait, wait no, I'm like getting the pleated denim

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Speaker 1: urban offitters right as they're closing and they're like, we

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Speaker 1: off clearance COVID, so yeah, how do you feel you

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Speaker 1: sound identical non COVID lily, I'm well, but I've heard

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Speaker 1: I've always sound stuffy, so no, I am sniffly and

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Speaker 1: yeah I have a little bit of a headache. Um.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how's the fatigue? You know that can be

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Speaker 1: have a cold sweat happening right now. I was wearing

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Speaker 1: middle of winter. Things are bad news, bears. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if you weren't falling on on my ig Instagram where

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Speaker 1: I was influencing, Um, in the most amazing city in

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Speaker 1: was begging. So Nashville just rocketed to the top of

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Speaker 1: Tampa and Chicago. Well I have yet to visit Tampa. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that's one of my twenty twenty two resolutions to

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Speaker 1: go to Tampa. Let's fucking make it happen. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: got back from Nashville, where I guess, so this episode

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Speaker 1: is how it was your New Year's Now, just to

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Speaker 1: I did come back on New Year's Eve, so I

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Speaker 1: didn't attend the like Nashville Dirk's Bent Lee, like Nashville

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Speaker 1: like Dirks gave a free concert and it was like

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Speaker 1: in a public space. Mask It was like, yeah, massless

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Speaker 1: on New York's Yeah, and you left before that happened, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Spreader bender. My body was begging me to go home.

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Speaker 1: of an anecdote that I'll shared later or maybe, but

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Speaker 1: about a pair of pants. I bought it a chaotic

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Speaker 1: any other property. It's very like Brad and Angelia and

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Speaker 1: so Bro and Nashville like and looked exactly the same.

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Speaker 1: It was like, wait, you stayed at a Hyatt House

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Speaker 1: And then it is like there's like two iconic like

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Speaker 1: next to Marguery to Phille of that, Okay, I mean

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Speaker 1: So that's why it feel like East End vibes. I'm

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Speaker 1: and like is Mexico City also being Matra at this

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Speaker 1: mean no, honestly, I have not had a bad a

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Speaker 1: them ange of like total authentic like big restaurant Street Tacos,

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Speaker 1: mes call sprits. Yes, okay, so best meal so far? Okay,

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Speaker 1: a beer just been like my wife and I love

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Speaker 1: this place. Oh, you're saying that Nashville indie guys get

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Speaker 1: married versus in New York they break up after six years. Yes,

426
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Speaker 1: because like you know, they got all these right, because

427
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Speaker 1: they got all the fish in the sea, and they

428
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Speaker 1: think it's just raining pussy over there in Nueva York. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: Nashville people know how to commit, but I do. It

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Speaker 1: does sound like this, right. Guys are very like every

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Speaker 1: like random straightcuple on Shark Tank where it's like the

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Speaker 1: gayest looking guy ever, like in a bow tie with

433
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Speaker 1: like the most plucked eyebrows, and he's like, me and

434
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Speaker 1: my wife started this bow Tah charity company for children,

435
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Speaker 1: and like twenty percent of every boat half or toddlers

436
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Speaker 1: that we sell goes to support toddlers in need and

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Speaker 1: connecting them with local cat shelters. You're just like you

438
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Speaker 1: are a fagot and he's like, and it's my wife tricksie, right.

439
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Speaker 1: He was being like my wife and I he was like,

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Speaker 1: we love natural one and that's are over there. And

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Speaker 1: we went to New York like a few months ago,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like you're married. What? But also every guy

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Speaker 1: in Nashville who's like on the India side, like it

444
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Speaker 1: is just like truly so the show where it's like

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Speaker 1: the guys are on like the skinniest dreams but like

446
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Speaker 1: long chains and big hats, and like everyone is talking

447
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Speaker 1: about how they like fired their tour manager, how they

448
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Speaker 1: got back from tour. Wait, sorry, what show is it?

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Speaker 1: Like when you said the show, you're talking about very

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Speaker 1: kevil show Nashville. No, no, no no, the show Nashville. Oh

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Speaker 1: the show Nashville. Okay, yea, you just said the show.

452
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Speaker 1: And I was like, well, what is the the show?

453
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Speaker 1: What is the show? Because for me, it's very cavalary

454
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Speaker 1: and a gay guy did help us at Uncommon and

455
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Speaker 1: I was like trying, yeah, so let's go back to

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Speaker 1: Uncommon for a second. So you walk in. So first night,

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Speaker 1: I just take a I take a photo of the

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Speaker 1: clothes down on Common. At night, we wake up, um,

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Speaker 1: go to the Starbucks at mark I Phil to fuel up.

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Speaker 1: Iconic local eats and iconically the only gift microlfriend got

461
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Speaker 1: me for Christmas was a Starbucks gift card. Hey listen,

462
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Speaker 1: so she knows me. Look I like the stuff. So

463
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Speaker 1: we fuel up take a like three minute uber to

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Speaker 1: the own store in the rain. It's like open concept,

465
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Speaker 1: like the doors are fully opened and there are a

466
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Speaker 1: lounge chairs for boyfriends to sit while the girls shop.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was shaking going inside, and it's just

468
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Speaker 1: like you're really just walking around being like, damn, you're

469
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Speaker 1: really selling all this ship for fifty eight dollars. So

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Speaker 1: I imagine that this door just feels so empty, like

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Speaker 1: it's just like a big couch, and then like there's

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Speaker 1: one shelf with like three of the tiniest, thinnest necklaces

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Speaker 1: you've ever seen. Magnifying glass to fine Now it was

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Speaker 1: a little more pat like there was one more people

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Speaker 1: than I thought, and they also had like a lot

476
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Speaker 1: of there was like two couch sections and a Christmas tree,

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Speaker 1: and then also like all the baby Jake, what's the line,

478
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Speaker 1: Baby James, Little James, Little James. So that stuff was

479
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Speaker 1: on clearance, I'll tell you that there. And then there

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Speaker 1: was a build your own charm bar, which you really

481
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Speaker 1: did need, like a magnifying glass before and then there

482
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Speaker 1: was like a stack at bar. Oh fuck, I mean

483
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Speaker 1: rackham and stack. Nobody stacks like Kristen literally gets six

484
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Speaker 1: brad slits on here. Yeah, so you're stacking necklaces and

485
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 1: so my gf was trying on tons of stacked necklaces

486
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: and like they were all like feeling like kind of

487
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Speaker 1: too short and not like long enough for her. She

488
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: likes the longer. She likes it to like really hit

489
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: the decolatage. Yeah, it was feeling too like choker. Yeah,

490
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Speaker 1: was there anyone from the show? Did you see Brittany?

491
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: Not of it, but Okay, there was this gay there

492
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Speaker 1: that I was like, are you from season like three

493
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Speaker 1: in the store, who's just a good gel like so

494
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Speaker 1: five seven with just like very shapely eyebrows. He was

495
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: like no, he was more like six feet spiky shelled hair.

496
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Speaker 1: That's not rigging about from my season one and psyclopedic knowledge.

497
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Speaker 1: But no, everyone seemed new there. I was like really

498
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Speaker 1: hoping for a sighting. But I imagine also in that week,

499
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Speaker 1: all those people are like on a vacation somewhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're with their families. They're with their families. And then

501
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: I mean the cooking section was unreal, like the jars,

502
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: like the lazy ass jar with Penney and it next

503
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Speaker 1: to her cutting board that in the smallest fonts as

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Speaker 1: UJA for sixty. Okay, so it's just the most generic

505
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Speaker 1: cuttterboard you've ever seen with a little UJ print on

506
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Speaker 1: it next to the True Roots cookbook. She's founding it in,

507
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: literally rounding it in. And you got the hat, so yeah,

508
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: I got this amazing hat. And did your girlfriend get anything?

509
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: So she got she racked and stacked, and she got

510
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Speaker 1: a trio of bracelets, super simple kind of gold chain

511
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Speaker 1: link bracelets, which I think was really the right call

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Speaker 1: must beautiful. Now here's my cushion. I did get a

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Speaker 1: little something for my co host Stephen first. And you

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Speaker 1: told me you didn't have been so excited, but I

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Speaker 1: like it's been trying to like, you know, put it

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Speaker 1: aside and like it's okay, whatever, it's not a big deal.

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Speaker 1: It's like something from u J. But whatever, do we

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Speaker 1: I need to take you back to my city. Um, Nashville. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I can't believe you went without me. But

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Speaker 1: I'm also like so proud of you for going and

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Speaker 1: like just biting them bullet and pulling the trigger and

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Speaker 1: say yes to life. And I'm yeah, I'm sure we

565
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Speaker 1: can go back together and it'll be go back together. No.

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Speaker 1: And now it's your city. You own the city. I

567
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: own the city, and I can be like, Okay, this

568
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Speaker 1: is the way to you know, the cantina. And you

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Speaker 1: also went and you went to Casa Rosa, so then

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Speaker 1: I yeah, like when like our second night we went

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Speaker 1: to Casa Rosa. So basically, right, it's like Nashville is

572
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: like there's Broadway and it's like this Vegas strip and

573
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: it's just two sides of like honky tonks and everything's

574
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: three floors and there's a band playing like on each

575
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: different floor and it's just like full of the most

576
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Speaker 1: like white girl, wasted moms, blondes. Like the outfits are unreal.

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00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: Everyone is just like in the biggest flares or like

578
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: the most skinny jeans, huge poncho Like okay, and here's

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Speaker 1: the other thing. Men refuse to sit in Nashville, And

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Speaker 1: this is what like interesting, Like I was saying, sitting

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Speaker 1: is gay. Sitting is fully gay in Nashville, Like this

582
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Speaker 1: man gave up his seat for so his girlfriend sat down,

583
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Speaker 1: and then like gave up his seat for like my girlfriend,

584
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Speaker 1: and then like there was more seats we were leaving.

585
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Speaker 1: It was that at a bar. This was at a bar,

586
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Speaker 1: like the most iconic like retro place called Robert's Western World.

587
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Speaker 1: That's being so slide guitar and like we're this like

588
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Speaker 1: totally ridiculous old man bought a string who used to

589
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Speaker 1: drive a greyhound. Oh my god, making friends hell y,

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Speaker 1: I know, I was thinking about how like you have

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Speaker 1: full new friend grips on trips and like you literally

592
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Speaker 1: just storied a photo of someone saying like my family

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Speaker 1: and it's always a day to you out, Like let

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Speaker 1: me tell you about this trip because now our good

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Speaker 1: friend Daniel physical there bidding now have just like this

596
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Speaker 1: new this German straight couple that we're just now best

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Speaker 1: friends with. And I was like, and we're like going

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Speaker 1: to the Pyramids with that man an archaeologist next week.

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Speaker 1: Not the Pyramids. Well, you know we need to get

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Speaker 1: some culture in as well. I mean what what I

601
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Speaker 1: guess I was asking, what are Mexican pyramids. I would love.

602
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Speaker 1: My goal is to travel more in twenty twenty two.

603
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Speaker 1: I'm just I got the travel bug, so I'm taking

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Speaker 1: notes here. So like you, I feel like you've probably

605
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Speaker 1: seen people upload photos of them on front of those

606
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: like big pyramids in Mexico and there's like a stairway

607
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Speaker 1: that goes all the way to the top and that one. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: it's like a tiered pyramid. Yeah. So yeah, that I

609
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Speaker 1: believe it's Taotukan, the place they're usually up. But yeah,

610
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Speaker 1: so both the Aztec and the Maya were active in

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Speaker 1: what is now known as modern day Mexico. Um and

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Speaker 1: so you'll see like a lot of Maya temple and

613
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Speaker 1: the Yuka temben Inslave, but also in places like Guatemala, yes,

614
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Speaker 1: and even Costa Rica. And then the Aztec of course,

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Speaker 1: uh we're sort of based in what is now known

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Speaker 1: as Mexican City, and there were like temples and whatnot

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Speaker 1: in pre colonial times. Uh, so we were, yeah, we

618
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Speaker 1: were gonna go there with them. But Okay, here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like when I'm you know, when I'm usually on

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Speaker 1: any prey love, and I feel like I will just

621
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Speaker 1: like have a romance, and I I'm very like meeting

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Speaker 1: gay guys and like doing things with gay people and

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Speaker 1: like being so just like pursuing a homosexual experience. Yea,

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Speaker 1: being gay basically generally be a huge gay. So I'm

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Speaker 1: here with my best straight friend, which is so fun,

626
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Speaker 1: and I love straight people in straight culture. Are you

627
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Speaker 1: trying to experience his culture? I'm really seeing the other

628
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Speaker 1: side of the coin, and I'm getting this window into

629
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Speaker 1: like what is the beauty of straight culture? So now

630
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Speaker 1: it's like instead of falling in love with a random guy,

631
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Speaker 1: I'm like talking about like language theory with like straight

632
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Speaker 1: German people until ten am and be okay, now I'm

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Speaker 1: just friend now people. Yeah, no, and it is and

634
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: it is absolutely beautiful and I do have a full

635
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,879
Speaker 1: familiar here. I think that's a great honey kuld get

636
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: for our friend, our straight friend, physical therapy you know. No, yeah,

637
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: kind of empty supporting him, and I'm seeing his sort

638
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: of side of the coin, if you will. And it's fine,

639
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 1: you know, not everything needs to be about sex, No,

640
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: it really doesn't. I mean not that I haven't necessarily

641
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: had erotic experiences, and that's for the VIP lounge, and

642
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: that's for the VIP lounge. Okay, wait, so I do

643
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: want to hear about your New Year's or maybe I

644
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: don't because there's not much to tell um. Yeah, I

645
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: guess I wanted to tell you more about Costa Rosa,

646
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: but I guess. Yeah. I mean I got home New

647
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: Year's Eve at like six on our Spirit flight and

648
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: maybe Spirits where I got COVID anyway, and then I

649
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: just watched the Miley New Year. I couldn't see that, right.

650
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you have the Spirit version

651
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: of COVID. You have life right, really low budget COVID. Well,

652
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: in my overheard flight attendants in the bathroom just being like, girl,

653
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: they are paying double right now, like you need to

654
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: like be working. I feel like Spirits not checking, you

655
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like I feel like Joe Blue

656
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: and Delta like everyone's calling out and flights were canceled,

657
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: and like none of the Spirit flights were canceled. They

658
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: haven't even really heard about COVID. Hey, yeah, I mean

659
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: I remember taking Why I like trying not to fly

660
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: spurn In Frontier is because just like one time I

661
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 1: was going to Miami, the flight ended up being delayed

662
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: for like a total of sixteen hours where it was

663
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 1: just like we were in the airport and like literally

664
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: at the gate, and then they were like like there

665
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: was like rumors spreading, just being like the flight's going

666
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: to be delayed by forty five minutes, and then like

667
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: two hours later, like another rumor spreads that's like it's

668
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: going to be delayed by another two hours, and there's

669
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: no one at the gate, and like you call a

670
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: number and there's no one there. There's just like no

671
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: one works at the entire airline. It's a full risk

672
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: with Spirit. And then like four hours later someone was

673
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: just like okay, so we're still waiting for the plane

674
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: that's supposed to take us to Miami to like like

675
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: come from Nashville or whatever was coming from. And then

676
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: it was like okay, so you just have one plane,

677
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: like the airline is just one plane that they share.

678
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: And then like eventually they were like the flight attendants

679
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: was worked this flight, like they actually timed out, so

680
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: now we're waiting for like the next crew to come in,

681
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: and like there's another crew like staying at the Hilton

682
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: who has to like get trucked in. And it was

683
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: just like sixteen hours later we got on this plane,

684
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: and the plane was just like actually like a dodge,

685
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: dark and happy and like crash landing is an absolutely

686
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: hand to fit planes. Um, but shout out to them.

687
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: I mean they hooked it up because it was like

688
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: jop Blue canceled. We're like, well, I guess we can

689
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: get this. We got refund and we're like we can

690
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: get this ninety dollars spirit flight back. Um. I just

691
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: want to tell you one more uber story and one

692
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: more theory about Morgan Wallen from my Nashville kind of times. Wait,

693
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: what's your theory about Morgan? Well not, My theory is

694
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: like we were talking about we were like, who are

695
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: these people paying so much like for Morgan Wallen tickets?

696
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: And because we were trying to get them, they were

697
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: so expensive and we're like, none of their fans. So

698
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: this how this kind of cast can drop three fifty

699
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: on tickets doesn't make sense. Country music fans, I realized,

700
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: are the only people that like it's like the biggest numbers.

701
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 1: They still buy CDs and they spend money in music,

702
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 1: and like watching all these people in that so every

703
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: band has like a cover band, and I was like,

704
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: I wish I saw these bands like play their originals,

705
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 1: but obviously it's like they want, you know, the tips

706
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: and stuff. So they're just playing all the covers and

707
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: everyone was amazing. But it was like at Costa Rosa,

708
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: this cover band was just being like okay, y'all, like

709
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: what other songs do you want to hear? And just

710
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: like all the blonde from Young Too Old, We're just

711
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: like screaming Morgan Wallen. And then the cover band was

712
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: still like, okay, another Morgan Wallen and it's like these

713
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: twenty to fifty year old moms and they were just

714
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: like crying their eyes out, like singing along to like

715
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: Whiskey Glasses and chasing you. It's like they were they

716
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: like were they like dead wasted sabbing listening to me.

717
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: I mean some of them it was like you're looking

718
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, you're so wasted, and

719
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: then some you're like you're with it. But I mean,

720
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: I mean I would I would cry listening to like

721
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: what like boot in my dirt in my boots or whatever,

722
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: or sand in my boots, like if I saw him

723
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: singing at live in concert. But I don't know if

724
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: I would cry it No, it was a crime, But

725
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: I mean they were like swaying and loving it, and

726
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys are absolutely just putting five

727
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: hundred on the Discover. Oh yeah no, it's very my aunt,

728
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: like mortgage in her house A fourth time to take

729
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 1: her cruise to Ireland that she took three years ago,

730
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: like the exact same cruise, and then she's buying like

731
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: a two hundred and fifty dollars like weird fake Altazura

732
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: dress on the boat for like the fancy dinner. Oh

733
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 1: that happens that like night seven, like going to like

734
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: the yeah yeah, And I was like, and all of

735
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 1: you were also going to the boot barn next to

736
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: Costa Rosa and like at the did y'all go to

737
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: the bootboy? You went to the boot barn and yeah,

738
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: I mean they were expensive and I wasn't trying to

739
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: haul back boots, so yeah, but we would did go

740
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: to a thrift store and I got a Western shirt.

741
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: Oh badass, Yeah, totally bad. Okay. I do feel like

742
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: that's so La girl goes to Nashville and she's just

743
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: like you guys, I want to get cowboy boots before

744
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: we leave Nashville. I am debting Cowboy boots. There's no

745
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: fucking way we are leaving this town without me getting

746
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: cowboy boots with fringe, and you're just like Kelsey's becoming

747
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 1: this increasingly tense monster about her fringe. I haven't gotten

748
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: in my cowboy boots yet. Well, like every shore, you're like, oh,

749
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: did you bring the brunchat or did you buy the

750
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: brunchat here? No? I note when people have big brunchats.

751
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, how do y'all travel? Like are you traveling

752
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: with this hat box? And then like you're basically just

753
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: devoting like one of your personal carrey On items to

754
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: just a hat box truly to the brunchchat um. So

755
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: that was so review. Casa Rosa amazing. Alexander Wang framed

756
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: slip of Miranda's The mark was completely disgusting. You're seeing

757
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: the food at Cousta Rosa was good. I did not

758
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: try the food at Cousta. It's like Teaso. First floor

759
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 1: is like bar, a merch, like like a glassed in

760
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: merch closet with the most like phoned in tanks that

761
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: just say like tacos and tequila on them, and then

762
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 1: it's a bar and then those those were so zazzle

763
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: and step up and she had the whole clothing line.

764
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: I mean, she likes to phone everything, and I mean

765
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: she's like an amazing artist who is like my favorite singer.

766
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, she does so much good work,

767
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: and then she also does a lot she's phones a

768
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: lot of other stuff in exactly, but I mean the

769
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: actual bar. I was like, Okay, we actually have like

770
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: you're making it Nashville, and like so many Instagram backgrounds

771
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,479
Speaker 1: that you can like pose in front of, and there's

772
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: so much like framed artifacts. Were there wings, there were

773
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: wings over, there was wings cosa rosa. But then and

774
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm also picturing a lot of neon signs, being like

775
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 1: this is what pretty is. Yeah, this, it's like this

776
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: is what pretty is, like tequila does so then it's

777
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: second floors. The restaurant with like pink booths and like

778
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: which we didn't eat at okay, and I saw save

779
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: the like pre frozen Southwestern eg rolls for later. Yeah,

780
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: it's just like sub chilis right, because I was like,

781
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: there is so much actual iconic food and I was

782
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 1: like we I was like I don't need to like

783
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: spend twenty one ninety five on this like Southwestern ver day.

784
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: We'll do that together. We'll have the Chimney Child Goods

785
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: her place. You know, it'll be like the time I

786
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: went to Guy Fietti's. Yes, Time Square restaurant name was

787
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: horrible then. So then I was like, well, after Miranda's,

788
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: I was like, we have to I didn't even make

789
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: it through all the bars that where it's like, you know,

790
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: there's there was Alan Jackson's, there was Blake Shelton's, there's

791
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: the guy from Big and Rich. Then we went to

792
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Dirk's bar. Every single country star has a bar. Yes,

793
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: basically it's like Clake Derks, Alan Jackson, Blake Shelton, Miranda, Jason, Aldean,

794
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: Luke Brian what that's literally every single person. Did you

795
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 1: go to Dirk's. I went to Derks, and Dirk's was

796
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: the most founded. Didn't have a big plane coming out

797
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: of the wall, not even I was like Miranda at

798
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: least put in her heart and wings or someone else

799
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: into like putting some of her memorabilia up. You walk

800
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: into Derek's. It was just a huge square bar. It

801
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: was called Whiskey Row. It was definitely just like selling

802
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: normal well cocktails, like no even like special display of

803
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: whiskey and not even just be like this is Derek's

804
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: favorite homegrown like at least slap his name on something.

805
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: It's literally just like we've got makers, We've got tallamore

806
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 1: do yeah, not even. I feel like I got just

807
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: a Cavadka soda there, like a gig ling like not even,

808
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: like yeah, Derek's loves his Jack Daniels. And then yeah,

809
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: this was the whole thing about now where everyone was

810
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: like starring me and I was obsessed. And then but

811
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: then this man saw me waiting for a drink for

812
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: like over twenty seconds and stared at me and was like,

813
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: we're going to get you a drink. And of course

814
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: he was not standing. His wife was sitting. He was standing,

815
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: and he's like moving his hands and like getting the

816
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: bartender to pay attention to me. I'm like, wow, okay,

817
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: so the southern hospitality thing is rail No, it's real. Yeah,

818
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: men are sitting up and when you're like oh, he

819
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 1: was also being like I am a gentleman and I

820
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: see this like this kindly butched lady like waiting and

821
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: like I Am not going to let that happen. Like

822
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: no one should wait, No one should wait for like

823
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: a drink for like more than a minute, and I

824
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 1: was wearing my gym Beam shirt and he was like,

825
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 1: you'd think you'd get a drink faster wearing that shirt.

826
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: Were you dressing up the whole time? Being like so

827
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: bolo tie. I was like in my like Jim Beam

828
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: shirt and I wore that like Western Pendleton blazer I have.

829
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: But then I was also like, brought my Eckhouse shirt

830
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: and like, okay, bringing a little taste of yeah York

831
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: City to nash Hell yeah, hell yes, art it the

832
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: fuck up? Um, So this is random, but literally, what

833
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 1: did you do on New Year's Eve? Okay, so on

834
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: New Year's Um, which happens approximately one hour earlier than

835
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: New York time in Central Time zone. Hell yeah, Mexico

836
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: style also Nashville time. Also oh right, so cuzy we

837
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: were both in Central time zone for like days. That's

838
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: because we never actually were in Central time zone at

839
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,240
Speaker 1: the same time though, sad by the way, isn't insane.

840
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you since my birthday party, since we

841
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: since I got COVID from Madam to COVID. That is

842
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: absolutely wild to the boots. So it's gonna be like

843
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: a month and a half and oh my god, I'm

844
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: gonna look so different. You're gonna look so different. It's

845
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,240
Speaker 1: gonna be so weird. It's gonna be so awkward, so awkward.

846
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm planning on losing a lot of weight in my isolation.

847
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: You just said that twenty twenty two was the year

848
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: of not losing weight. Oh right, it's about being healthy,

849
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: about being super healthy. Did you see Britney Spears just

850
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 1: supposed to ye that in one of her newly even

851
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: more insane posts, she really posts like her freedom. It's

852
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: just um, really out there. It's going to happen in

853
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: this thing where it's like, well we know she is insane, yeah,

854
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: And it's like, but you know she's crazy and free, yes,

855
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: hell yes, But she was talking about she was like

856
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: when you're making a sandwich for one of your girlfriend's

857
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: daughters and the daughter says she doesn't want she's because

858
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 1: she's counting calories, and then you realize that you were

859
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: also doing that at age twelve. And then you tell

860
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: your girlfriend that she can take a kick in the

861
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: ass and she can kiss my ass, and then the

862
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend says, screw you, honey, And there's all there's always

863
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,720
Speaker 1: so much like kiss my ass and like kick your ass.

864
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: It was a very confluted story, but anyway it was

865
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: she basically was making the same point that you're making,

866
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: which is that um should not be about losing weight.

867
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: It should be about sort of staying the same way. Well,

868
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: remember Jessica Simpson also have that realization when her daughter

869
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,399
Speaker 1: asked for no carbs, right, and she was like, fun,

870
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: press beauty standards are infecting our daughters at such a

871
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: young age. Um, and it's sad and it's fun. You

872
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: really are um Okay. So New Year's so okay. I

873
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: go to so we get invited to this like queer

874
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: dinner party and it's at Diego Rivera's like son, nephew

875
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: or whatever, like insane mansion. Okay. So then like we

876
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: get there and it's like more like queer folk like

877
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: start to trickle in this lesbian couple that you saw

878
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: in that like blurry photo I sent you of the

879
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: slop like dinner and like there was that one where

880
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: you're like, who is my rival? Butch in Mexico City.

881
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 1: I swear to God when she she was introduced to me,

882
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: I think her name, at least what I heard was

883
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: cournt and and it was all those things really it's

884
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: like court but cournt and I wass those things where

885
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: also like when everyone's like speaking Spanish and you're kind

886
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: it's like a little kind of hard and everything sounds

887
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: a little bit like you're like, wait, what was that?

888
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: And I was just like, obviously, I'm never gonna see

889
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: you again, so let's just go with corn and I'm

890
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: I'll just I'll just stick with that. Her look was

891
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: very like Lady Gaga's man character. Do you remember that? Oh?

892
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: I remember Joe because everyone told me I was so

893
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: Joe because she was just kind of doing like slick

894
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 1: black rockabilly hair and like a big suit. Right, it's

895
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: like big suit mummy the broads here. Oh so there

896
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: was this big array of slops and there was like

897
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: a gorgeous snimese cat and like a Pato and like

898
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: it was like, you know, it was whatever. It was

899
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: Wild Nimes was Pat Snimes was gorgeous dive for and

900
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: she was all, will you get a cat this year? No?

901
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: Not unless I move apartments. I don't want a cat

902
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 1: in a railroad. Yeah no, if we find you something,

903
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: If I get a more square shaped apartment, then I

904
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: would be willing to have like in a litter box

905
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: on all the rest of it. But I don't know.

906
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: But even that gorgeous siames like she was leaving so

907
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: much catter all over me, and I was just like,

908
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: and I was wearing a kind of an all black outfit.

909
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: It was really showing apple art and I was like,

910
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: I don't Oh my god, I had no idea you

911
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: went through that. Yeah, No, as someone who was wearing

912
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: all black like that was a really difficult moment for

913
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: me to have to be the sort of cat whisper

914
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: at this queer rivera right, a long hair shed less well,

915
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: so if you got it, like the Psycho Persian Orzo,

916
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: sheds less than my former short hair, but there's more

917
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: hair to shed, so it probably evens out. I don't

918
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: think so. Anyway, So anyway, we Daniel, my straight friend

919
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,240
Speaker 1: and I for them save that for the VP lounge.

920
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,959
Speaker 1: So my straight friend and I leave this career dinner

921
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: party to go to a party that he was Djane,

922
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: which I will say was also queer and it's esthetic

923
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: in the sense that it was like pretty bootleg, like

924
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,760
Speaker 1: where the bar is very just like a cardboard box

925
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: full of vodkas, and like the girl is giving you

926
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: like oh, and they're like there's Red Bull vodka. Yeah,

927
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: and you randomly have to like buy a drink ticket

928
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: from like a separate cardboard box and then go to

929
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: a different carbon box and like I hand your poker

930
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: chip ticket to this girl who's giving you like the

931
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: smallest poor of mes call and then like filling it

932
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: up to the brim with coke and you're like, okay,

933
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: well I'm getting a lot of sugar. And then the

934
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: sound was like whatever, and it was like in such

935
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 1: a basketball court and it was very like the gaze.

936
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: There were very queer aka like one painted fingernail kind

937
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: of vibes and like mash but our board DJE. We

938
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: did um? I did it? Oh? Well, actually who was

939
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: your Did you kiss anyone at midnight? Or were you

940
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: like asleep? I actually did kiss my long term girlfriend.

941
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome, dude. How fucking awesome is that just

942
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: being in a long relation chip kissing? Um? Yeah, we

943
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: danced to Miley just in your home alone, like watching

944
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: New Year's Rock and Eve with like Anderson Cooper or whatever. Well,

945
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: I know we didn't. I didn't get watch the Inderson,

946
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: but I just did the Miley Pete Davidson and the Derks.

947
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: Oh you could watch the like Nashville Show live and

948
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: I watched on your CBS, lokin. Hell, yes, I'm so

949
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: glad that Paramount Plus is. He's a good use. No,

950
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:29,680
Speaker 1: my boy keeping me fair because I was get those emails.

951
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, what are I still subscribed to this?

952
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: Like all rises off the air? Like what am I

953
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 1: doing with Paramount Plus? But yeah, I guess we're special

954
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: events in concerts like it keeps my whole friend group friend. Hell, yes,

955
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: Paramount flas. So did you kiss any new Nuvias? I

956
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 1: actually did kiss my long term straight friend at New Year's.

957
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: It was it was you know, it was a pack.

958
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: Oh it was a super potonic huck um. And did

959
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: you initiate? Yeah? I mean I would say that I

960
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: was an initiator. I think that, you know, did he

961
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: flinch at all or did he welcome the peck? He

962
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: welcomed it. I mean I think he was also definitely

963
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: like monitoring the speed. I think he kind of was

964
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: like saw there was anitie. He was like, Okay, we're

965
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: gonna make this quick. Although was it while he was DJ? No? No, no,

966
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: it was before because he went on at like one.

967
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: Oh cool, that's the thing about our board. Daniel like

968
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: he DJ's is late. He is super late. Um. But

969
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: also at a second plot point to our romance was

970
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: that last night we were at this like kind of cool,

971
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:37,280
Speaker 1: like natural whiny like top SD space and this totally

972
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: crazy drunk girl like kept coming up to us like

973
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: at our outdoor table and was being so like can

974
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: I sit with you? And like do you mind if

975
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,240
Speaker 1: I like how a drink and was like being so cooky,

976
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: and then Daniel was like, we're actually on kind of

977
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: a little date right now. Uh stop Yeah, as a

978
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: way of getting her to leave. Wow, Yeah, so who knows?

979
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: And you wonder if that's his good to excuse to

980
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: get away from this. Yeah, straight guys hate drunk girls.

981
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: So you take the New Year's pack and then you

982
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: take the schelling the drunk girl a Rodane And now

983
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: tomorrow we go to a gay beach for a week

984
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: together anyway, normal straight guy stuff and it's totally chill

985
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: and platon. I guess we'll see what happens and next

986
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: week stay tuned to see if I hook up with

987
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: my best friend. Then so I did whatever like not

988
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: to like call myself out. But like I did hook

989
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: up with this guy in a supply closet while Daniel

990
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,280
Speaker 1: was Djane because and I will say this, and because

991
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,919
Speaker 1: I will say this, I am a hype girl. I'm

992
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: a hype man. I'm a booth yitch. Okay, what is

993
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: a booth bitch. A booth bitch is the girl in

994
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: the booth, the girl who is getting the crowd going,

995
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: who is supporting her DJ friend. I have been putting

996
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: my jacket under like a pile of other jackets under

997
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: a Cdj's for for you, literally and part of being

998
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,720
Speaker 1: a booth bitch decades, Like you know, Sometimes it means

999
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: being on the dance floor right up close to the

1000
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: DJ and like getting everyone going, you know what I mean,

1001
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 1: when no one else is on the floor. Sometimes it

1002
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: means like you know, getting another drink and like talking

1003
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: people up and being like oh like oh yeah, like

1004
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: this music is so good. And sometimes it means like

1005
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: contributing to the overall fun, hedonistic vibe of the party

1006
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: by hooking up with a guy in a closet. You

1007
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: really have been the most loyal, Like where it's like

1008
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: someone will post an Instagram you of you. It's like

1009
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: a green Point warehouse and the sun is coming up,

1010
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: your eyes are gone, and you're still dancing to phizzics

1011
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: like I'm slaying ever so slightly to the least melodic music.

1012
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: My skin is yellow, my eyes are dark red. Yeah,

1013
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: you have the skin of that sponsored ad you got today.

1014
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was the rudest ad I got.

1015
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: And it was just like fifty percent of all men

1016
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: have alcohol related skin issues. And I was like, okay,

1017
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: back all the way up, bitch, but also like, yeah,

1018
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: I guess what isn't alcohol related? Yeah, my skin was

1019
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: horrible and Nashville, Yeah, my skin hasn't been great here,

1020
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 1: but it's gonna get better on the beach. Fingers crossed

1021
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: skin is always best on the beach. Um. Okay, so

1022
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: that's actually all you get if you are a non

1023
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: paying subscriber of our Crazy Beach Stories, Nashville Stories, Uber Stories,

1024
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 1: tips for being a booth bit the rest of my

1025
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: crazy New Year's which involves okay, wait, I do have

1026
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: several instance stories. One I needed to tell you about

1027
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: my forehand massage. Two I needed to tell you with

1028
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: this insane like I literally almost I thought I was

1029
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: going to get arrested. It was like the most terrifying

1030
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: drug story. That's like ever happened to me. Also, I

1031
00:56:55,239 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: have gossip about El Chapo. Oh fuck okay. Also what's

1032
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: about to happen the VIP lounge. I'm gonna give Steven

1033
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,280
Speaker 1: a present too. I have a story about a bye

1034
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: mom um and yeah that's right, Bye mom. Sorry my

1035
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: jaw just hit the mom or of my airbnb. Um two,

1036
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 1: I want to hear I guess, like, who is in

1037
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 1: the supply closet with you? Um? Anyway, all that and

1038
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: that's actually probably about it. That's all We're gonna have

1039
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: time for folks. But next week we're reading an iconic

1040
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: book by the cousin of the friend of Stephen's cousin,

1041
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: the cousin of a friend the friend of a cousin,

1042
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,439
Speaker 1: my iconic cousin. Monica, a friend of the Pod, has

1043
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: a friend of her pod who is an actress on

1044
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 1: I want to say she was on Strong Medicine, Strong Medicine. Yeah,

1045
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: she definitely had like three seasons of a USA show

1046
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: that no one has seen. Not to spoil, but I

1047
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: started reading and she was on that show Becker with

1048
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: Ted Danson. She was like, I'm so excited. For this book.

1049
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: It's called Jock Edge and it's about her shocking athletes.

1050
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: So read along if you want get the fuck excited. Um, So,

1051
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: for all of you, please, we'll see you next week.

1052
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: For all of you real fans, we'll see you right

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Speaker 1: now in the VIP lounge best. Hello VII peers. Are

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Speaker 1: you settled in behind the velvet rope right now with us?

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Speaker 1: You're about to hear some really, really scintillating tales that

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Speaker 1: we just couldn't share with our peasant listeners. They are

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Speaker 1: too sexy, they're too expensive X rated, they're simply to

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Speaker 1: NC seventeen for most audiences. Um okay, wait, so I

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Speaker 1: need to lead this insane story that happened to last night,

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Speaker 1: but I need to preface this by explaining, um, someone

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Speaker 1: how this sort of drug culture in the Mexico clubs

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Speaker 1: he works. I've heard a lot of there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of like drugs and stuff in Mexico. There's total drugs

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Speaker 1: and stuff in Mexico. And there's these things called the cartels,

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Speaker 1: and like they are real and so like the thing

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Speaker 1: about the cartels is that they fully control like everything

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Speaker 1: and like even like every part of you go to

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Speaker 1: will have a cartel representative there, like making sure that

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Speaker 1: you're not buying drugs from anyone who is not from

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Speaker 1: that specific cartela controls like that area. This is the

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Speaker 1: point in like the Amy Shrmer movie where no, if

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Speaker 1: you're about to get you're like, oh shit, okay, so

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Speaker 1: el chopo, Like was no joke and that was just

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Speaker 1: Slippery book Club is presented by Prologue Projects. The show

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Speaker 1: is produced by Mega nine, with editorial support from Leon Knyfeck,

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Speaker 1: Andrew Passings and Middlin Kipling, our production manager. It's passivelin

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Speaker 1: original theme song by Stephen Philip, Forced atwork by Titty

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