Speaker 1: Oh man, this one gets wild. Hey, it's freaking Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. We got a brand new second Date episode.
Speaker 1: And I don't know. I mean, I think that there
Speaker 1: will be as many people on the woman's side as
Speaker 1: there is the man's side on this one. Really, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I tend to lean towards the guy here,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's true. But then there is Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of women might agree. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know either.
Speaker 2: There's all kinds of people out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either way, you're gonna have some feelings. Let us
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 3: I just really imagine a bag flying in first class
Speaker 3: by itself.
Speaker 2: They're just putting the food in the purse.
Speaker 1: That'll make sense on a second Yeah, sure, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get to uh, listener, what do we got?
Speaker 3: Yes, Stormy Sky said this is the type of calculated
Speaker 3: dating I never knew I needed to hear.
Speaker 1: Oh that must be from the one where she made
Speaker 1: the rules for herself. Yeah, that we had last week. Yes,
Speaker 1: so now that you heard it, I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is going to make your dating life better or
Speaker 1: make you one of those people. I don't know being
Speaker 1: one of those people make things better. I don't know either. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely was not calculated in my dating life. Very messy,
Speaker 1: but it all worked out. So good luck to everyone,
Speaker 1: And here's your brand new episode right now.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Updates.
Speaker 2: Today's second date update is going to be a little
Speaker 2: different because one of our listeners, Kelly, wrote in saying
Speaker 2: she is one hundred percent not interested in getting another
Speaker 2: date with this guy.
Speaker 1: Oh, we've done a couple like these, not very often,
Speaker 1: but every once in a while we're doing a second
Speaker 1: date and a revenge cal answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand the confusion because it kind of goes
Speaker 2: against the whole point of this segment. But I'm giving
Speaker 2: her a pass today because apparently there is a juicy
Speaker 2: story that goes along with it. And also, I'm a
Speaker 2: sucker for people who threaten me over email. I will
Speaker 2: give in pretty much immediately threatened cut.
Speaker 1: Why do I like her already?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Respect Kelly, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hi guys, Hey, Kelly oh Man.
Speaker 1: Such a nice voice for a threatening, scary one.
Speaker 2: No, I have chills down my spine just hearing you
Speaker 2: in person now. And Kelly, I don't know the full
Speaker 2: situation that you're in right now. But apparently there is
Speaker 2: a dude that you went out with according to your email.
Speaker 2: You want us to call him today. What's his name?
Speaker 6: Calvin said?
Speaker 1: What did he do wrong.
Speaker 6: With a name like Calvin?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: We met on a new dating app that I was
Speaker 6: trying out.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 6: Slightly risque and it has a financial bar.
Speaker 1: For both sides? Are just for the men.
Speaker 5: For both sides?
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh it's.
Speaker 1: Rich people dated up?
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 1: We're not in the right tax bracket.
Speaker 3: I literally can't picture with dating app.
Speaker 2: This is still like I don't, but I've always said
Speaker 2: the world needs more rich people marrying other rich people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, his lifestyle management. Yes, Yeah, we just clicked. We
Speaker 6: talked back and forth all the time. He just seemed
Speaker 6: very cool and exactly what I was looking for on paper.
Speaker 2: Was there a date that happened between you two?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well we're not in the same location, so you
Speaker 6: can match with anyone all over the world.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so are you at least in the same country.
Speaker 6: We were both in the US, Yeah, but we were
Speaker 6: in completely different places temporarily.
Speaker 2: I was going to Dubai next week.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: Alexis rolls her eyes at the idea of him being
Speaker 2: in the US. But that's okay. Yeah, yeah, we are
Speaker 2: your options all over the globe, and I guess you
Speaker 2: want to slum it here.
Speaker 6: I see your girl.
Speaker 1: Wait did you fly to him or did he fly
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 6: It was actually quite sweet. I we were talking one afternoon.
Speaker 6: I said, you know, I've used to love the snow
Speaker 6: growing up, and I didn't get to see a lot
Speaker 6: of it where I lived. And so he lives somewhere
Speaker 6: that it's snowy in the winter, and so he suggested
Speaker 6: a really nice resort in his area.
Speaker 2: When resort, what do you mean? What type of resort? Ski?
Speaker 6: Resort?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 6: Okay, it's a nice like five star with a spa
Speaker 6: and locations.
Speaker 1: The concierge that brings your skis to you. You can
Speaker 1: hit the slopes after your morning breve, so you're both
Speaker 1: good skiers.
Speaker 6: No, it sounded great, but he well, it's not his fault.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 6: He didn't realize. But I know I don't. I don't ski.
Speaker 1: Oh what the bar of the launches is fun?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't mind if he skied. So anyway,
Speaker 6: we get out there and we'd agreed that I would
Speaker 6: spend one night in his place before we drove an
Speaker 6: hour away to the resort. Okay, okay, wow, all right
Speaker 6: we did that. He offered me the guest bedroom, which
Speaker 6: was very gentlemanly. Yeah, he made a great first impression.
Speaker 6: It was right on target.
Speaker 3: Okay, sounds awesome to be able to do this for
Speaker 3: somebody too.
Speaker 2: Like I know, now I'm like confused because your email
Speaker 2: said you're not interested in seeing him again? Like, how
Speaker 2: did you reach that conclusion?
Speaker 6: I'll explain. So we get to the resort, and the resort,
Speaker 6: you know, it's nice enough, but there is zero snow.
Speaker 4: Oh Brooks.
Speaker 1: Oh geez, I gotta say though it's not a very
Speaker 1: good season, right, like at a lot of resorts. Is
Speaker 1: that what was going on?
Speaker 6: I have no idea. I don't keep tabs on the
Speaker 6: resorts because I don't ski and he does, so I
Speaker 6: assumed he would have. He could have called just to text.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: So, do you feel like he should have canceled the
Speaker 2: date or changed the plan after realizing there wouldn't be
Speaker 2: enough snow at the resort right, or.
Speaker 6: Not suggested it?
Speaker 7: I mean no, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I know your goal was to see snow, but
Speaker 1: maybe his goal was just to have a date weekend.
Speaker 6: Well, then it starts to feel like, you know, he's
Speaker 6: just inviting me over for Netflix and chill. He'd made
Speaker 6: such a big deal about it being winter Wonderland.
Speaker 2: He did promise you a lot and not deliver on
Speaker 2: any of this.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, is this a reason why you're so upset? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I mean he didn't. He had also had no plan
Speaker 6: to entertain us. I mean I had to kind of
Speaker 6: fend for myself. I was like, oh, I guess I'll
Speaker 6: get a many petty in a massage.
Speaker 2: And that sounds awful.
Speaker 1: Talking to Lodge, it's only a spawn.
Speaker 2: Hot Brook. What are you not understanding? He's a liar.
Speaker 2: He manipulated her into thinking that they were going to
Speaker 2: have this magical winter experience and then didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: I bet he was disappointed too, wasn't he Because he's
Speaker 1: a skier, so wasn't he disappointed?
Speaker 6: No, he didn't seem bothered by any of it. He
Speaker 6: was happy to just Netflix and chill.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, he's trying to turn, you know, lemons
Speaker 1: into lemonade.
Speaker 2: So you've decided he is not a good guy. You
Speaker 2: don't want to date him. But what made you reach
Speaker 2: out to us, like, what are you hoping to get
Speaker 2: out of this call?
Speaker 6: Well, this is why my friend told me to call.
Speaker 6: So I you know, I left. I just called an
Speaker 6: uber finally because he just wasn't initiating any plans. I
Speaker 6: just wanted to sit around all weekend. And finally I
Speaker 6: was like, Okay, I think we've ridden this strain as
Speaker 6: far as it's going to ride. And I called a
Speaker 6: car and stopped the flight out. Well, my bag was
Speaker 6: still at his house.
Speaker 1: What Oh.
Speaker 6: I have contacted him several times and asked him to
Speaker 6: ship the bag back to me, and he's not responding
Speaker 6: at all. My luggage is at his house. I only
Speaker 6: had a small bag with me, like an overnight.
Speaker 2: So you went straight from the resort to the airport
Speaker 2: and flew home.
Speaker 1: Did you tell him? Did you tell him you were leaving?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I left a note.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, So he came back from like skiing or
Speaker 3: something and was like, ohne.
Speaker 1: Not skiing because there's no snow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was at the gym or something.
Speaker 2: Oh selfish.
Speaker 1: So we're just calling him to try to get your
Speaker 1: expensive bag back.
Speaker 6: I just want my bag back.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we will actually follow through with our promises,
Speaker 2: unlike Calvin. When we come back and do this call
Speaker 2: right after this hold on.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, Second date updates.
Speaker 2: I just want to apologize to all of the women
Speaker 2: of this world for the low life, selfish men you
Speaker 2: lie and mislead them. Because when a man plans winter vacation,
Speaker 2: he should at least make sure winter is there. Come on,
Speaker 2: hello Winter, where'd you go?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: But nope, despicable schmucks like Calvin exist, unfortunately, because he
Speaker 2: promised our listener, Kelly, a luxury resort weekend full of
Speaker 2: skiing and champagne and even hot tubs.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't ski, but she did want to see
Speaker 1: the snow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he promised her that. But when they arrived, nope,
Speaker 2: not a drop of snow on the mountain. Thankfully, we
Speaker 2: have somebody to blame for that, Calvin.
Speaker 1: Okay, he controls the weather.
Speaker 2: At least Kelly's blaming him for not checking. That would
Speaker 2: have been the responsible, not selfish thing to do. I
Speaker 2: guess he couldn't be bothered to do that. So that
Speaker 2: brings us to where we are now. Oh and yes,
Speaker 2: she also left her bag back at Calvin's house and
Speaker 2: she kind of needs that back because she left.
Speaker 1: In a hurry and just left him a note.
Speaker 2: It's like, who could blame her? I would get out
Speaker 2: of there too. So that's our mission today, Kelly. Again,
Speaker 2: I am so so sorry that you were having to
Speaker 2: go through this.
Speaker 6: Thank you. I appreciate the sympathy.
Speaker 2: You are welcome.
Speaker 1: Kelly. Can I play devil's advocate for just a second.
Speaker 2: Right here?
Speaker 1: Did you ever think that, like, maybe you could have
Speaker 1: talked to him about how you felt what.
Speaker 6: I spent two or three days expressing my discussion with suation.
Speaker 1: I should have known you made it a lot of clear.
Speaker 1: I just feel like you didn't give him a chance.
Speaker 2: And it's kind of how many times on this show
Speaker 2: are you going to take the men's side. It's annoying
Speaker 2: that was constantly standing up for the male of it.
Speaker 2: They're disgusted. Have a woman's back for once. Can you
Speaker 2: please come on, Brug.
Speaker 1: Just call Calvin.
Speaker 2: We're going to reach out to Calvin and get your
Speaker 2: bag back. Kelly, you ready, I'm ready?
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's do start calling that tone, Jeff, I'll bring it down.
Speaker 1: Can't send sarcasm?
Speaker 2: Hello, Oh Calvin, this is Calvin, right, do not come
Speaker 2: in that hot jeff I just said his name, Calvin.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't just say it said Calvin. Hi, Calvin.
Speaker 2: Hello, Yeah, good morning, Just confirming Calvin. Where we're with
Speaker 2: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: You've probably heard of it.
Speaker 5: No, No, I don't know what to say, so polite.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Look, Calvin, this is a segment that we do.
Speaker 2: It's called the second Date Update. Normally, we're trying to
Speaker 2: like reconnect listeners after they've gone out with someone and
Speaker 2: they're not getting a callback. We're on a kind of
Speaker 2: a different mission today because we heard from a girl
Speaker 2: that you met up recently named Kelly.
Speaker 7: Really joking right, he.
Speaker 2: Shocked lot to say. I mean, spoiler alert, she's not happy.
Speaker 1: She doesn't mince word.
Speaker 2: You got the sense that she wasn't having a good
Speaker 2: time on your quote unquote ski trip.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I got that sense over and over and over.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what was it like?
Speaker 2: Happy?
Speaker 5: H Are you calling me to like hear my side
Speaker 5: of the story? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And an apology maybe? But go ahead, what's your
Speaker 2: son the story?
Speaker 7: Sure? I mean I'm curious what you know, But you know,
Speaker 7: it doesn't matter. Sure, here, it's the story.
Speaker 5: She was really excited to see snow, so I said,
Speaker 5: I would love to take it to this resort. I
Speaker 5: know it's great. And yeah, okay, so you've heard all that.
Speaker 5: We got there and there was hardly any snows.
Speaker 2: And how bad do you feel on a scale of
Speaker 2: one to ten right now?
Speaker 5: Right now? I don't feel badly.
Speaker 1: At all now, But did you at the time?
Speaker 5: Sure? Sure, Like I didn't take the time out to
Speaker 5: check the weather forecaster see what snow conditions were.
Speaker 7: And that's flowing on me. And I absolutely apologize for it.
Speaker 7: But literally it was like taking.
Speaker 5: A toddler candy shop and the candy shop is sold
Speaker 5: out of candy.
Speaker 1: Did she throw a fit?
Speaker 7: She's such a fid And look, I'm the kind of
Speaker 7: person who like she just wants to, you know, take
Speaker 7: the situation you.
Speaker 5: Have and make it as good a time as possible.
Speaker 5: And that's not her. She just kept wanting to complain
Speaker 5: and remind me, you know, how do you not check?
Speaker 1: Like she was yelling at you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was literally like, we're gonna do now there's
Speaker 5: no snow, and I'm like, that's still the beautiful mountains, right, like,
Speaker 5: go walk around outside, take a height, and she's like, no,
Speaker 5: I don't want to do that. I want a manny,
Speaker 5: I want a petty, I want a massage. And you
Speaker 5: have to pay for all that. Oh boy, people who
Speaker 5: went out to like a really nice dinner that I
Speaker 5: paid for. He kept asking some outs to dinner.
Speaker 7: How was it that I didn't know there was some snow.
Speaker 2: Like we understand, Calvin, shame on the woman for not
Speaker 2: being happy when you didn't deliver on the promises. Yeah,
Speaker 2: on your side with that. The weird part that we
Speaker 2: heard from Kelly, and you can say whether this is
Speaker 2: true or not, is when she left, she forgot her
Speaker 2: bag over at your place and she's asked for it
Speaker 2: back and you're refusing to send it to her.
Speaker 7: Yes, that is totally true.
Speaker 6: Bad.
Speaker 2: It seems whether or not you had a bad time
Speaker 2: on the date, that feels like you're crossing the line
Speaker 2: and like not return to her items.
Speaker 5: I don't know hear me out here. I don't think
Speaker 5: you know the whole story about this.
Speaker 7: So she let me you a message, and her message was, Hey.
Speaker 5: I'm a different guy in New York and he just
Speaker 5: send my bags to his place one week later, Right?
Speaker 1: Is that that's like her revenge tactic, Like I'm going
Speaker 1: to show him I'm with somebody else already.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, she already got.
Speaker 8: This other guy and she wants me to send the
Speaker 8: bags there, and she sends me the address, So I
Speaker 8: look up the address for a multi million dollar condo
Speaker 8: in New York. You know what, No, I'm not sending
Speaker 8: your bags with some other rich dude who you already
Speaker 8: you know, had lined up it a week later.
Speaker 7: You know, I'm not paying I'm not paying another cent
Speaker 7: for this woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you should have told her to come pick
Speaker 1: it up at the front desk of your condo building.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she can.
Speaker 2: I will say, Calvin, we did not hear that part
Speaker 2: of the story about the other guy in New York,
Speaker 2: and she wants you to mail it directly to him.
Speaker 1: I got to say, which people problems are so juicy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it gets even juicier for you, Calvin, because
Speaker 2: Kelly is on the other line right now, waiting to
Speaker 2: jump in and talk to you.
Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah, go for it. Put her on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Kelly jumping in.
Speaker 1: It's a battle.
Speaker 6: I want hi, Calvin, Oh Hi, Kelly, that package yet
Speaker 6: perhaps it was delayed in the mail.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you just listened.
Speaker 7: Yeah it was.
Speaker 5: It was delaying the mail because it wasn't paid for,
Speaker 5: because I'm not paying for anything else. But honestly, like,
Speaker 5: I will do you the favor of bringing it downstairs
Speaker 5: and leaving it with my doorman so the Seedex guy
Speaker 5: doesn't have to ring my bell.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, this.
Speaker 6: Is punitive and it's child Can just call your assistant.
Speaker 6: This is a two second problems.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow, he's childish.
Speaker 7: It's not about the time, Kelly.
Speaker 5: It's about the money.
Speaker 7: I spend thousands of dollars on you.
Speaker 6: Would it cost one hundred and twenty dollars to set
Speaker 6: the package?
Speaker 5: How about you have your witch New York boyfriend paid
Speaker 5: for it if you can, because it.
Speaker 7: Seems like you can't pay for anything.
Speaker 6: Okay, now you're childish, angelous, Calvin, really.
Speaker 2: Grow up, I will say, Kelly, it's a litt odd
Speaker 2: that you didn't mention this second part of the story
Speaker 2: where you've moved on to a new guy already.
Speaker 1: Do you think any of that matters. It's all could
Speaker 1: have been avoided if you were so entitled and you
Speaker 1: just told him like, hey.
Speaker 2: We'll be careful with the word on this show, bro.
Speaker 1: I want to leave, And Calvin, I'm sure would have
Speaker 1: taken you back to his place to get your bag
Speaker 1: and then taken you to the airport.
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely would have done that.
Speaker 6: Oh, so you wanted me to believe that he was
Speaker 6: going to drive me back to his place, get my
Speaker 6: luggage and take me to the airport, just like you
Speaker 6: wanted me to believe there was snow on the mountain.
Speaker 1: Oh, he didn't lie about the snow.
Speaker 7: He didn't know.
Speaker 2: That was a good one, though. You got to give it.
Speaker 2: He has a point. You don't follow through with your promises.
Speaker 5: I can't promise snow. I mean, no, ridiculous.
Speaker 6: Woman is yes, please, Calvin. What you don't seem to
Speaker 6: understand is that I need a man who takes initiatives
Speaker 6: and responsibility for his own actions. If there was no
Speaker 6: snow on that mountain, you should have flown us to
Speaker 6: another resort where there was.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good point, Calvin. You say that you're
Speaker 2: able to adapt on the fly.
Speaker 3: But count mountains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't come through this time.
Speaker 5: I mean, obviously not leading up to Keilly standards. Fine
Speaker 5: by me, But she found another man who does, so
Speaker 5: why doesn't she Why immediately out to my place and
Speaker 5: pick up the bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're trying to stand your ground on
Speaker 1: this one, but I feel like the headache is just
Speaker 1: going to be over if you ship or the damn bag.
Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, Calvin, listen to them, Please don't drag
Speaker 6: this out. It's ridiculous. You know that my new boyfriend
Speaker 6: is a lawyer.
Speaker 7: Oh oh, are you threst me now?
Speaker 6: I mean's just saying, don't make this more complicated than anything.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. We are living for this drama. But
Speaker 2: we are running out of time here. So at this
Speaker 2: point I would ask would you go out on a
Speaker 2: second date and we would pay for that. But this
Speaker 2: time I'm gonna ask Calvin, would you be willing to
Speaker 2: ship Kelly her bag at her new guy's place and
Speaker 2: we will pay Since I don't know how much it
Speaker 2: will cost, let's say half of the shipping price, assuming
Speaker 2: it's not overnight delivery.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, no, no, we're doing seven to ten business days. Kay,
Speaker 1: she doesn't deserve.
Speaker 2: Shipping and will help chip in for that.
Speaker 5: Guys, don't I don't need or want you to have
Speaker 5: to pay for this and honestly, like at a time
Speaker 5: with this argument. But now I'm just I'm annoyed. Okay,
Speaker 5: Oh by Kelly. Maybe the battle shop, maybe it won't.
Speaker 5: It'll be in a street corner.
Speaker 1: Hey, someone's gonna fight it. Me excited. You should start
Speaker 1: opening bags on the street corner.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: There's something so poetic about a Burro radio station offering
Speaker 2: to help rich people pay to ship their stuff across
Speaker 2: the country for them.
Speaker 1: That woman was not rich. I think she was poor,
Speaker 1: and she lied on that day nap to get on there.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't come to us for free advice if she
Speaker 1: actually has.
Speaker 2: Okay, but all of her boyfriends are rich, so that
Speaker 2: makes her rich by association.
Speaker 1: A rich guy isn't even gonna want to fight for
Speaker 1: any woman after they've only known him a week. You
Speaker 1: know what, she just met this guy in New York.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're gonna have to be the lawyer for
Speaker 1: he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: I do think it's funny though, that normally we offer
Speaker 3: an entire meal, a whole day of gift cards at
Speaker 3: the end, but we can only afford to fly a
Speaker 3: half of a person around the country.
Speaker 2: We don't even do the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, it was her purse. I thought it was
Speaker 1: her bag, like that she stayed with. She's had a.
Speaker 3: Small bag, so I'm assuming.
Speaker 2: It's like a large purse side. Yeah, it's probably like
Speaker 2: a Russian one night a Russian doll sort of situation
Speaker 2: with a really nice big bag with a really nice
Speaker 2: smaller bag inside. Smaller about this?
Speaker 1: Can we do we have Calvin's number saved? It sounded
Speaker 1: pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what's gonna happen with
Speaker 2: those two. Will he ship the bag, will her new
Speaker 2: rich New York boyfriend and buy her a new set
Speaker 2: of Louis Vatan luggage? Will the stitching inside even be
Speaker 2: in the color that she likes? Questions? Will you probably
Speaker 2: never know the answer?
Speaker 1: That's white, not cream, oh man.
Speaker 2: But one question that we can answer possibly is why
Speaker 2: isn't that guy or girl not calling you back? Reach
Speaker 2: out to the show and we can help get it
Speaker 2: answered for you. Find us online at Brook and Jeffrey