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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important to production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously the

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Speaker 1: most critically important issues on the planet today. On this

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Speaker 1: is important. You know a good cucumber, I know a

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Speaker 1: good Cucumbering difference is you don't know that chicken. And

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Speaker 1: I woke up having kissed myself in the driver's seat

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Speaker 1: outside of a gun store. Am I hungry? Yes? Am

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Speaker 1: I gonna eat? No? But when I do, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: super healthy. Yes, I owe dat on quay ludes. When

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Speaker 1: I was two, buckle up. Well, I walked outside today

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Speaker 1: and I had a this is a weird thing. I

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Speaker 1: had a ticket on my car and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: bummed about this. This is gonna ruin my d But

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Speaker 1: then out of nowhere, the little police officer lady who

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Speaker 1: was standing behind my car, She's like, how is this

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Speaker 1: your car? And I go ready to swing on her,

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Speaker 1: being like, yeah, what's it to you lady? And she

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Speaker 1: go us, oh, I'll erase the ticket. Really, it was

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Speaker 1: already written. It was already on my windshield. You know

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Speaker 1: how when you've gotten tickets in the past, they always

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Speaker 1: say you can't undo it, always say they can't undo it.

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Speaker 1: They're like they hit their little machine and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I've already printed it. I can't unprint it. And you're like, well,

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Speaker 1: they've already printed it. I guess they can't unprint it.

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Speaker 1: So now we know that they've been lying to us forever,

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Speaker 1: unless we've recently gotten some new tech that now they

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Speaker 1: can undo it. Why did she undo it? I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. She was just like, yeah, I was wondering

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Speaker 1: if this was your car. If if this was you know,

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Speaker 1: the person that lived here his car, they should know

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Speaker 1: to move it in. I'm like, I'm sorry, I totally

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Speaker 1: forgot that his street sweeping day. And she she's like, no, sweat,

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Speaker 1: and just undid it. She goes, you can just wrot

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Speaker 1: that ticket up. I bet that is a tech thing.

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Speaker 1: I probably back in the day or they were lying,

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Speaker 1: but it could be very well be a tech thing.

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Speaker 1: They were lying there, for sure. They were lying for sure.

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Speaker 1: The perfect I can't it's already in the system because

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Speaker 1: the quota. So as you hear like the system, you're like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: have you guys ever gotten out of a ticket or

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Speaker 1: gotten in more of a ticket, if that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I've never gotten out of one. I got arrested, got

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Speaker 1: arrested for an altercation. I've only gotten pulled over like

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Speaker 1: twice for not coming to a complete stop on a

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Speaker 1: right turn at a stop sign. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: How you kind of like creep and then you just

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Speaker 1: go twice. That's that's called that a California role. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We called it to California role too in Nebraska and

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Speaker 1: we were like, yeah, in California, they don't know how

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Speaker 1: to fucking drive. And then I'm like, well, we were

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Speaker 1: doing it there though, I don't know why are they

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Speaker 1: called a California role? Does California? You come out here

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Speaker 1: You slow down in l A, you fucking gun it? Oh,

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Speaker 1: because time is money in California. Racket and stack it.

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Speaker 1: That's a Tupac attitude the left coast. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: somewhere huh hell yeah, fucking shorebreak or something's going on.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get their. Time is money, baby. Hollywood lives here,

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Speaker 1: all right, Hollywood is dead. Oh whoa, Oh yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: been wanting to get go ahead, and you've been wanting

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Speaker 1: to talk about this because you know what, I know,

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Speaker 1: they eat babies. Yeah, I know they're dead to me. Now, Hey,

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Speaker 1: isn't the California roll sushi as well? It is? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I think that's the play on words, that they're all

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Speaker 1: having fun out there. Way, that's awesome. It's what you

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Speaker 1: ease into sushi with as a California role, and it's

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Speaker 1: also what you ease into reckless driving with. It's a gateway.

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Speaker 1: It's a gateway. The California role is a gateway druck.

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Speaker 1: Next thing you know, you're doing seventy five in the

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Speaker 1: school zone. Yeah, you're driving into in and out burners,

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Speaker 1: your your hot box and going in the school zone.

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Speaker 1: And I don't stop. Dangerous man, dangerous. That's a ticket

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Speaker 1: right there. Wait, it's the California role. That's not like

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Speaker 1: the cream cheese ass. Oh damn Philly, that one's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the California role got imitation crab and veggies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: doesn't have to be imitation. It doesn't need to be imitation. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it can be real crab, it usually is. Don't people

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Speaker 1: like invitation crab more than crab? You know what? That's

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Speaker 1: probably the California of it all is it's fake, like

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Speaker 1: have Hollywood effects in my sushi. Okay, give me that

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Speaker 1: organic crab. Me take it for that, real deal. Quick question, boys,

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Speaker 1: quick question? What did we call the male Karen? Do

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Speaker 1: we call it Kyle? I feel like we walked it

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Speaker 1: down to Kyle. Yeah, I thought it was Kyle because

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Speaker 1: guess what happened to me two days ago? You got

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Speaker 1: at the fucking park. I got kyled. Why do we

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Speaker 1: this when I'm here? Well, no, it's it's not you.

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Speaker 1: You're not I say, You're not a Kyle like your

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Speaker 1: parents misnamed you. I thought we settled on Chad. By

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Speaker 1: the way, Hey, Chad's a good one. But Chad works.

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Speaker 1: If you guys are cool with it, I would appreciate

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Speaker 1: if we just called him a Chad while I'm here.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we can. Man, let me just tell

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Speaker 1: you my Kyle story. Okay, it's just a hard k

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Speaker 1: It's the consonant Skuy my whole name. It's on my

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Speaker 1: birth certificate. I can't it's the just deal with it,

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Speaker 1: Just deal with it. What about it? Just so I'm

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Speaker 1: changing my name Charles Java check. Thank you, my name

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Speaker 1: is Charles Java. Check from here on out. That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: That's how I always spoke of you. Anyways, Mr Java,

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Speaker 1: check to you, bitch. Hey, Charles, shut the funk up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Mr Java, check to you bitch. I'm at the park

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Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles, and I'm with my kids. Were

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Speaker 1: dang rub it in. This is like our bubble, right,

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Speaker 1: the mom's always check in where you've been, who you've

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Speaker 1: been with, where you've been traveling, YadA, YadA, YadA. Were

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Speaker 1: locked in and they find a pile of dirt and

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Speaker 1: the kids are all playing on it. It's whatever. And

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Speaker 1: then this is how big is a dirt pile? Big

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Speaker 1: big construction dirt. Yeah, it's like it's like a dump

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Speaker 1: that like they're gonna they're gonna level out later. The

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Speaker 1: dump truck left there. So that's awesome. You guys are

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Speaker 1: like the old school parents who are like, yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: some mud go playing that. I respect that we keep

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Speaker 1: it like that. Yeah, I like that. So then like

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Speaker 1: this little dude, little guy you know, like maybe two

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Speaker 1: And it's a little dude comes over, no mask and

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Speaker 1: like grandma's with them and she's got on a mask

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Speaker 1: and like we don't give a fuck little dudes on

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Speaker 1: his side, it's fine. He's like ten ft apart on

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Speaker 1: this mud thing. Um. And then Dad rolls up and

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Speaker 1: he's conject he's six five with like some broke leys on,

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Speaker 1: like gas station Oakley style. I've gotta I'm gonna score

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Speaker 1: some of those. I've been on the prowl actually, but yes,

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Speaker 1: they're awesome. Um. And he's just surveying the situation. And

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Speaker 1: then the little man, you know, he doesn't know, but

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Speaker 1: He comes over, a little man. He comes over and

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Speaker 1: of all our pod kids and parents in my pot

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Speaker 1: are like, what are we supposed to do something? I'm like,

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Speaker 1: push him, I'll go it's not Yeah. Well let's let's

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Speaker 1: just say hi, and like, can we get some space?

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Speaker 1: So I go to the grandma and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 1: does he have a mask? And she was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we left it, uh in the car. I'm like, would

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Speaker 1: you mind like either having him play on the other

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Speaker 1: side of the dirt hill or like going to get

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Speaker 1: the mask? Like no big deal? Would you say? Man,

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Speaker 1: what's the what's the problem? And I'm like and then

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Speaker 1: and he deliberately rolls up on me like hella close.

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Speaker 1: He's six five, he's gotta be to sixty, and he's jacked.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, first of all, just like step back

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Speaker 1: And he goes, what what here? Fucking this this here?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, we're just if you guys don't

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Speaker 1: too bad. He goes, no, it's too bad. We're not leaving,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, look, we're just and then his

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Speaker 1: mom grandma is like it's fine, like we should go,

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Speaker 1: and he's he's like no, and he like starts getting heated,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm about to get beat up in

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Speaker 1: front of my kids and my neighbors and ship. That

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Speaker 1: would be so funny if you if you just got

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Speaker 1: your askitch by this man, I know, And I'm like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I don't make the rules. I'm just saying, like, and

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Speaker 1: let's just go. She's pulling away and he's just like

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Speaker 1: liberal here, Like, oh damn, dude, what are we doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to play by the rules, trying to

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Speaker 1: be smart, trying to keep your kid healthy, Like you

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Speaker 1: don't know where my kid's been right, Like, no, that's

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Speaker 1: my play. I'm saying. If I ever got approached by

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Speaker 1: like a weird master person, I'd be like, you don't understand, sir,

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Speaker 1: I have COVID. Yeah, that's the move. You need to

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Speaker 1: step away from me. But then you go like, then

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Speaker 1: go home. What are you doing out? But anyway, I'm

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Speaker 1: just keeping it real. And he's backing away and he's

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Speaker 1: like mom is like, let's fine, let's go I'll piss now.

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Speaker 1: And the little two year old is I'm not like, yo, dude,

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Speaker 1: you got some isshes man, that's a bummer. Like we're

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Speaker 1: all out here, everybody's got masks on. If you're like

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Speaker 1: close to people. Yeah, yeah, well I don't know what

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Speaker 1: to do. Yeah. Also, what what is that? Like? Why

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Speaker 1: it's called getting kyled? Kyle got Kyle. I'll flip back

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Speaker 1: to like being a Kyle, you know, born a Kyle now, Charles,

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Speaker 1: but I'll flip back to being a Kyle. And I

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Speaker 1: have to say, I do understand the rage and the aggression,

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Speaker 1: but I want a Kyle. Well I'm Charles now, but

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Speaker 1: I do understand the rage in the aggression, but I

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Speaker 1: hope to you know, he should be able to curb

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Speaker 1: that and just like, you know, played by the rules.

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Speaker 1: When you're out in public, that's everybody's land. We're all

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Speaker 1: sharing it. It's public. Come on now. I was so

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Speaker 1: cool about it too. I was like, hey, is it

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Speaker 1: fucking beef, right, where's the beef? But if I see

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Speaker 1: this motherfucker again, you might murder me. You might get

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Speaker 1: your ass kick where your big boots. Bro, where are

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Speaker 1: your big boots? Yeah? I might just have to get

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Speaker 1: my bugs on. You might have to get your ass

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Speaker 1: kick that dude's about to start training you in. You know,

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Speaker 1: a bro. I like your frame. You know when people

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Speaker 1: What now? Sucking around? But wouldn't it be time if

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00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: it was just like a little spot where it's like

420
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,399
Speaker 1: we just have a orange flavored chicken. If it was

421
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 1: like the fruit stands on the corner. Have you guys

422
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 1: seen the KFC only fried skin stands? Oh my god,

423
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: I think I told you guys a story. My homie

424
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: John went to Brown's Chicken, which is a Chicago land restaurant,

425
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 1: with his homie when they were kids, and my buddy

426
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 1: John ordered some chicken stepped aside, and then his homie goes, uh,

427
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: can I just get just the skin? And they were like,

428
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: absolutely not. You have to order chicken and then you

429
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 1: can pull the skin off. That has to be illegals. Yeah,

430
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 1: you can't sell a bucket of skin. How high was god?

431
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 1: How fat was he? I think they were youngsters. They

432
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 1: were like ten at the time, and he was hungry. Well, admittedly,

433
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: the skin is so delicious. Who who we kid? It's awesome,

434
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: it's the best part. But the skin is great. You

435
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: gotta come on. Yeah, that's like going to we used to.

436
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: I used to go to Burger joint and just be like,

437
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: can I get like four sides of bacon and that's it?

438
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. You're not thinking about

439
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: your health at that point. You're just thinking about the tasty,

440
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 1: tasty taste and get a bacon eater no bun no,

441
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 1: I mean che will say, guys, we should start I'm

442
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: I'm willing to pitch it to you now. We should

443
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 1: be franchise ease of raising canes. I'm gonna look into it.

444
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 1: We're buying a raised canes? How many are in the

445
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: California area? Now, hey, guess what? Not enough, it's already happened.

446
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: He's taking our money. Not enough. Why don't we just

447
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: start our own business instead of franchise something. Why don't

448
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: we just come up with our own menu. That's off

449
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 1: the charts. That's because it's raising canes that already exists,

450
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: raising canes, it's already there. We love it. That's like

451
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: jumping onto a franchise. That I mean, it is jumping

452
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: onto a franchise. That's what he just said, literally what

453
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: it is? Are you kyling us? I'm just asking the question.

454
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 1: I just like original stuffs. Now, hey Kyle, And that's

455
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 1: a good point. But see your vegetarians. So we're never

456
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: going to agree on what should be the main thing.

457
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: But he's gonna bring the toast then noodles. Yeah, I

458
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: can bring the thunder in other places, Like, you're not

459
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: going to think about what I think about because you

460
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 1: guys are all going to be thinking about the meats,

461
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be handling the rest. No, because here's

462
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 1: the thing. We eat vegetables too. I know a good cucumber.

463
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 1: You know a good cucumber. I know a good cucumber.

464
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 1: Difference is you don't know that chicken. You don't know

465
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: vegetables more than I know vegetables. I got some bomb

466
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: mass cucumbers growing in my backyard right now. Dude, fixing

467
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: to have about fifty of them. I bet you do.

468
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: But The thing is is I I partake in everything.

469
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: You only part take in a small section of food.

470
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: Get them? He eats all the food. It's a pretty

471
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: big section. I just don't eat what the meat, which

472
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: is like three or four or five things, turkey, pork, beef.

473
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: We're opening a chicken shack, Dude. How many meats are there? Uh?

474
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,680
Speaker 1: Lamb more than hundreds hundreds of How many meats are there?

475
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 1: There's chickens, there's pork, mollusk, venison, cow, there's beef. What

476
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 1: are you what are you talking about? What? Any type

477
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: of animal is a meat? Any animal? Where's the beef? Yeah?

478
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: But how many? How many of them? There's way more

479
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: than every animal? Every animal. There's rhino, the wild dog.

480
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: Every animal is a meat. Bear You eat rhino? Have

481
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: I ever eaten rhino? Are you asking? Five? So you say,

482
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: and we're gonna start I'm asking if we're gonna start

483
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: a franchise that involves rhino, Well, that would be a problem.

484
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: That is very scarce. Hey, I'm saying, well, it's got

485
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: I think that would be hard to get. That's gonna

486
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: be highly legal. Save the rhino, Like, is that what

487
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: we're gonna do? I don't think that's what we're gonna do.

488
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is you just don't discount me because

489
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: I don't have that part. I got other taste buds.

490
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 1: My taste buds still my fucking work. All I'm saying

491
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: is you got to go to a Raising Canes before

492
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: you shut this idea. Then you're saying no to Raising Kanes. Motherfucker.

493
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: You haven't tried their Texas toasts. I didn't say no.

494
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: I laterally was just like, what if we started our

495
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: own thing? Yeah? I know, and look, maybe just try

496
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: the skin. You eat the skin. You can eat the

497
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: skin off the chickenhome. I'm not eating the skin, bro, Dude,

498
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: eat the skin. That's not even the mean, that's just

499
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: the skin. No way, dude, that's all right. I dare you. Hey,

500
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: thank you? Though? What about just going full skin? Thank you? Though?

501
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: You want to open around drunk? It would just be

502
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: what cucumbers? What would it be? I make a bomb

503
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 1: mass salad, dude, I'm telling you, salads are off the charts.

504
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: Chop shop, a salad bar, the restaurant. No, but what

505
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: you do is you don't make it a bar. We're

506
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: not talking about all the cart We're talking about a

507
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: salad and the way I like it, which is basically spinach,

508
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: a arugula, whole tomatoes, cutting big gass chunks, black beans,

509
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: banana pepper's hot banana peppers, sweet, motherfucking cucumbers. Player puts

510
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: some olive oil, and then player puts some salt, and

511
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: then player puts some pepper. And that's it. That's done.

512
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: Let me give you your slogan. I'm trying to help.

513
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: I just told you what it is, man, trying to help.

514
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: Your slogan is Carl salad bar, come for the salad,

515
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: leave with the canes next door, and my wow, you

516
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: let me get my shipped out for that for that

517
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: wow wow. Oh I'm sorry. Go ahead and list your

518
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: ingredients again. Motherfucker. People have shipped to do. Oh I'm sorry, unders,

519
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: I must have left my mask in the car. Get

520
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: your ass over here, motherfucker. What's the dressing, because we're

521
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: coming for the dressing. The dressing is olive oil, salt

522
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: and pepper. Oh my god, that's not dressing, it is.

523
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: That's pre dressing. So good. No, that's the ship. That's

524
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 1: all you need. I've learned that ship. That's just how

525
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: you get the lettuce wet, dude. That's how you do

526
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: it in Italy. I learned that ship in Italy, bro,

527
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 1: Italy brother, that's how you explained the most basic salad

528
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 1: that you specifically like. Didn't you hear? It has spinach? Oh?

529
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: It does? Has spinach and arugula like every other goddamn

530
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: salad you've ever had. I love it, dude. I don't

531
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: need I eat it like every day. I fucking love it.

532
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: Everyone likes it. It's fine. What is setting you apart? Dude?

533
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: That was the most basic as salad I've ever heard

534
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: in my life. For real. That's what I'm saying. You

535
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: guys are talking about basic ass ship. That is good.

536
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: That's what you're talking about. The best of the basics

537
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 1: to the basic. You're talking about a chicken nugget. No,

538
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: we're not talking Oh you don't know nothing. You don't

539
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: know nothing, dude. I mean I'm not treating Oh we're

540
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: talking about nuggets, dude. Their tenders. Also, what's so good

541
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 1: about it the sauce. I can contribute on the sauce

542
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: like no other motherfucker can. I got a secret motherfucking

543
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: sauce that you all don't even know about. I've had it.

544
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,959
Speaker 1: I've had it, And how good is it? Blake? How

545
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: good is my low quap barbecue sauce? It's good? Thank you? Wait,

546
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: you're what your what sauce? Low quat barbecue sauce? Bro?

547
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: What does that mean? And what do you put it on?

548
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: You ever heard of a low quat? Or you too

549
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: busy eating nuggets? Fruit tenders? Tender? I've never heard of

550
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: a low quat, so blow my mind, thank you? So

551
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: look at that. I just brought the motherfucking ingredient. Dog.

552
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: That doesn't make it good because he hasn't heard of it. Dude,

553
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: you know it's good, Blake. I don't appreciate this. You

554
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: sent me a picture of you fucking drinking that ship.

555
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: I don't appreciate you taking their side. I did not

556
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: send a picture of me drinking. And that's a bullsh

557
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: you're sending a picture of Oh it's all gone after

558
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: one fucking helping bro is a small helping, yeah, because

559
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: he had to drown out the disgusting salad with with

560
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: whatever dressing, whatever he made was on him. I just

561
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: gave him the bomb mass sauce. So if y'all want

562
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: to partner and you're putting this on like beyond meat

563
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: or what what are you putting this barbecue sauce on.

564
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: I put it on beyond meat. I put it on

565
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,719
Speaker 1: I possible meat. I throw it on fucking salads. If

566
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: I really want to dance, Matt beyond meat. Yeah, nice,

567
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: Matt beyond me. That's a swim reference. Everyone at home

568
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: who doesn't know, I'll piss now. I'm just saying, dude,

569
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: y'all don't discount me, because I'll come with the fire

570
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: no matter what corner I'm shoved in. All right, Jesus Christ, Dude,

571
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: all I'm saying is, Christ, get your asked to a

572
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: raisin canes. They're delicious, and me, Blake and Honders will

573
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: franchise our own raising canes. And that's okay. You don't

574
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: need to be involved in this business venture that we

575
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: have all verbally agreed. And look, if you want a

576
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: salad stand outside of the canes, let's talk. Actually, I'm

577
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: so down with this. You can park your salad RV

578
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 1: in our canes parking lot and we won't shoot you out.

579
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: Kyle's r V salad sounds off the chain. I'm so

580
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: down with this. And then we could say you want

581
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: that healthy ship, take it outside. I'm so down with this.

582
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it. You want to change

583
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: the game with your salad skin Creutons? Ok Now I'm

584
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: in Blake is joking, but KFC is about to launch that. Bro.

585
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: They have like dope ass like onion crewtons you can

586
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: throw on there and they're looking good. You're you're you're right,

587
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: skin tons raising Kine's boys. What sodas do they carry?

588
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: They're Coca Cola Company, Coca Cola products, Coca Cola products. Yeah.

589
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: I I just had a delicious Coke zero and that's

590
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: Sarah Pit just right. You know, every once in a

591
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: while you'll get a Fountain drink and just that syrup

592
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: mix is OUI gooey, and you're like, god, damn, this

593
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: is hitters. I had a sprite this weekend that jizzed

594
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: me out. Boy, dude, I was just out too. I

595
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: was fully just out. If y'all that means it, just

596
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: google it, look at photos, look at videos, and you'll

597
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: understand exactly what we mean by just out sprite. You

598
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: got one of those Travis Scott Meal sprites that just

599
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: straight up How are people going to McDonald's and getting

600
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: this ship? It's weird Blake, you're my cool hip friend.

601
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: Uh Is Travis Scott like super family friendly? Well he's

602
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: Kardashian camp so yeah, he's he's worldwide. Like for sure,

603
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: what do you mean family friendly? That's not a that's

604
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: not a thing anymore, there's no such things. Well no,

605
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: because McDonald's whole thing is being very family friendly forever.

606
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: I mean the Ronald McDonald did the whole thing. Their

607
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: last person that they had a celebrity endorsement for was

608
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,479
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's So, I mean like, and he was like

609
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: at the time before we learned that he was kind

610
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,479
Speaker 1: of an asshole, he was like the most family friendly

611
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: guy of all time. He's like a sports hero. And

612
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: then for them to go with Travis Scott, who I

613
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: know very little about, but I was like, oh, maybe

614
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: he like doesn't curse in his Maybe it's like Will

615
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: Smith or something. I just don't know. I don't don't

616
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: kids funk with McDonald's. I think kids think McDonald's is

617
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 1: gross and unhealthy and McDonald's needed a shop arm with

618
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: the youngsters. Oh, I don't think that kids love mcdonalkids

619
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: love happy meals. Dude. Yeah, I don't know, dude, you think.

620
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: So there's better alternatives now they're marketed better towards kids,

621
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: and like, no, I think we live in l A

622
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: and people are like, oh, there's healthier alternatives. But I know,

623
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: but like five guys popped off, the kids back home

624
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: go to five guys, dude, they don't funk with McDonald's.

625
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: McDonald's is sorry, that's kind of tight. There's no ball

626
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: pit at the five guys. I don't think the play

627
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: places holding new water anymore. Man. They do well, not

628
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: in COVID, but kids go off. You bring a kid

629
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: to McDonald's, sit happy meal in front of them, they

630
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: are fucking hyped. There's still the toys, for real. The

631
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: toy still pulls weight. Hey, there's still the toys. Dude.

632
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: My parents took my kid when he was two and

633
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: he still talks about it and when he drives by it,

634
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: he's like, that's the McDonald's. I'm like, I know, bitch,

635
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: you're going to in and out right there. With that

636
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: said that, I don't think like Travis Scott is on

637
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: wax like gangbanging. You know, he's not like a like

638
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: a considered a gang member And what do you mean

639
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: on wax gang banging for me to understand he's not

640
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: a gangster. He's not a gangster, he's not rapping about killing.

641
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: His name is Travis. Now he is a product. I

642
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: do think it is an odd pairing, like, yeah, how

643
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: did they come to that? But I just think it's

644
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: Kardashian trickle down. Dude, they run the world. I want

645
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: lamar Odom to work with Hardy's or a car Carl Jr.

646
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: I'm down the lamar Odom taco, the lamar Odom pink

647
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: taco bang. Didn't he get caught like with boner pills.

648
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: Didn't you have like a heart attack or something horrible

649
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: a like uh, horehouse? He had several. He had a

650
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: rough go. He had a rough go. I mean that

651
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: is going out with a bang where you just overload

652
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: yourself on cocaine and dick pills and just go to

653
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 1: the horehouse until your heart explodes. Allegedly, that is that

654
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 1: is going out with a bang. You're in a dark place. Yeah,

655
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do it, if you're gonna commit suicide,

656
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: like if you're like, you know what funk it? This

657
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: is the end. Don't jump off a bridge or just

658
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: odin a fucking alley way or some hit the ranch.

659
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: Do do it all and hit the ranch? Baby, Yeah,

660
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: say give me a Kyle salad and uh blond. Hey man,

661
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to live to triple digits. That's my

662
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: only goal. Is it really your only goal? That's a

663
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: big goal for me right now, that's a big main goal.

664
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: Now you said only I heard, only lived. Why why

665
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 1: do you want to live on this dumb fucking planet

666
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: until you're a hundred hundred? I want out now, I

667
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 1: want one zeros Kyle? Do you know how hot Southern

668
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: California is going to be in sixty years, seventy years?

669
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: I'm down, dude, I'm down. I'm I'm looking for it.

670
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I figured why not? You

671
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, sure, y'all don't agree. You'all

672
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: don't agree. No, I don't, But this is why we

673
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: love you. What's your number? Then? What are you gonna

674
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: live till that's tight? I'm down. I'll be there with you.

675
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: I won't die. But I want to be like online.

676
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: I want to be like an entity and a hard drive.

677
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: You're already you're already there. Nah, I bet I'm going

678
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: to die the first out of all of us, you think, so, Yeah,

679
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: probably because we're gonna go on one of those cocaine

680
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: funk menders of the Way, because I might go on

681
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: a classic cocaine Adams bachelor Party's coming up. Oh boy,

682
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: time for the hard to explode. Uh oh boy. Yeah,

683
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: I would say, Yeah, I think I just run a

684
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: little hot and I've already had a lot of health

685
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: issues with my legs and stuff. I'm gonna be in

686
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: a wheelchair probably before anybody else, and that'll that'll bump

687
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: me out and I'll be like, hey, let's just launch

688
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: me off the Golden gate Bridge and see if I

689
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: can get this parachute to work. Oops, I didn't that

690
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: would be so tight. Yeah, some kind of YouTube live special. Yeah,

691
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: Adam's gonna death by quimby s Oh dude, that'd be

692
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: a good quipisode. When we were shark diving, I was

693
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: saying to Blake that, like, you've cheated death before, so

694
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: like you need to like kiss death and that's why

695
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: you fucking jump out of airplanes and go fucking demolition

696
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: derby and shark diving and all that ship. Because you've

697
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: cheated it before, you can cheat it again. It's a

698
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,919
Speaker 1: free solo attitude. He's really hard to kill. Hard to kill.

699
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: Great movie. Oh, nine lives ship movie idea. Wait, wait

700
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: real quick, because I know we've all had like moments

701
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 1: where like you've had some kind of drunken night or whatever,

702
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: like or or a close call, like what do you

703
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: think you're at as far as your nine lives? Do

704
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 1: you think you're like five deep? Have there been close calls?

705
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: Whoa outside of the cementruc close calls? Ain't I thing? Uh? Yes,

706
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: I odd on quay ludes when I was two, famously

707
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: tight sentence. Yeah. And so my mom took me to

708
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: her neighbor's house because her neighbor was having issues with

709
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, sat me down on the couch. She was

710
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: talking with the woman, trying to calm her down. Turns

711
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: out she was having issues with her boyfriend because she

712
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: caught her boyfriend dealing drugs. Meanwhile, I'm on this couch,

713
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: the couch that I ended up having and sleeping on

714
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: for years because they gave us a couch because I

715
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: almost died on it. But uh, I was on the

716
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: sitting on the couch, and my mom was like, Adam,

717
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: what do you got in your mouth and she turns

718
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: around and I'm like being all naughty faced, you know.

719
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: I was like, no, nothing, but I'm like little kids,

720
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 1: I'm not saying words, and I just have a mouthful

721
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,240
Speaker 1: of stuff that from two and uh so good nothing

722
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: and well this is just what my mom said. And

723
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: then like wouldn't give her what was in my mouth

724
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: and I had swallowed a bunch of it or whatever,

725
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: and she finally like grips ahold of my face and

726
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 1: opens up my mouth and fishes out these pills. And

727
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: then she looks in the crevice of the couch where

728
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: I had like stuff something was a half empty bag

729
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: of pills, and this guy had a bag a baggy

730
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: of quayluds. Yeah, and then U yeah, and then uh,

731
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: some guy showed up at the house and was looking

732
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: for the boyfriend, obviously to buy drugs. My mom thinks

733
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: it's an angel. And my mom's like, you have to

734
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: stick at the hospital, and the guys like okay, and

735
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: then he takes them the wrong way and doesn't stop

736
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: at a hospital, stops at a CVS or whatever it

737
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: was called at the time, you know, pharmacy, and he

738
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: goes in gets epikak comes right out, I puke all

739
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: over his truck takes me to a hospital, and they

740
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: were like, he probably wouldn't have made it all the

741
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,280
Speaker 1: way to the hospital. It was good that he puked

742
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: before then. Yeah, the guy knew that you needed to

743
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: get it out of your system. Damn. Yeah. And my

744
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: mom's like he's an angel. And was he wearing a

745
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: white hat or something. That's sort of my mom's as

746
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: he's wearing a white cowboy hat, right, yeah, yeah, And

747
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 1: my mom's like he was because we're in Oklahoma City

748
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: at the time, and I guess people were cowboy hats

749
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: there in the eighties. And and my mom's like he's

750
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: an angel. My dad's like, sounds like he's a drug addict.

751
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: The fact that he knows how to exactly you go

752
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,919
Speaker 1: to the pharmacy, you get at the cag they cough

753
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: it up. It's no problem. Totally had that knowledge otherwise,

754
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: you know. So that's cool. The wald Reems was like,

755
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: you're back, Yeah, Hey, hey, number for the discount. I'll

756
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: take another. Thank you. This it's a baby, actually the

757
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 1: side it's a baby. This one you next week. So

758
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: that means that means you're on seven at least with

759
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: that in the in the truck you're getting up there. No,

760
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: those are each one, those are two. Those two, dude, Yes,

761
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: you got you got nine lives minus two, so I

762
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: have seven lives left. Copy that copy that are so

763
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: quick to judge me, and then other calls that are

764
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: like close, but nothing as far as is that extreme,

765
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: as far as you know, Yeah, for us, I know,

766
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: if I come closer to death standing on something I

767
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to, then I should have. As far as

768
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: you know, I've definitely woke I woke up in my

769
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: truck like fucking after a really drunk night, and that

770
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: is a scary feeling having like just been like, well

771
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: know that story is extra scary because remember you woke

772
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: up in your truck in the parking lot of a

773
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: gun store. Yeah, dude, we had just like, yeah, I

774
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: was trying to leave out that detail, but I totally

775
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 1: had forgot that actually, but we had just filmed there

776
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: for Workaholics, and then we were like, so I kind

777
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: of think that that's why I went there was because

778
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: you were scout. I was location. Yeah, because in my

779
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: drunk wizard brain, I was like, I know where to go,

780
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: but I truly don't remember going there and I woke

781
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 1: up having pissed myself in the driver's seat outside of

782
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: a gun store. And that was a scary moment where

783
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, something's got to give here. What

784
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: the funk? Yeah, yeah, give up driving? Yeah, well that

785
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: was before Uber's, Man, I'm often like jealous of what

786
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: ubers provided. Ye speaking of pre Uber, when me and

787
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: Blake were leaving Barney's Beanery one time, which is like

788
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 1: a you know, a classic dive bar in Hollywood, and

789
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: it was right when we had turned twenty one, and

790
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: we would go there and like by a picture of

791
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: beer and then also like have sodas and mix our

792
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: own booze into the soda. But we got really fucked

793
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: up one night and I was driving his home and

794
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: it was his pre Uber and we're like, oh, I

795
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: can't afford a taxi, and then we drive out and

796
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: I rear end someone as we were leaving, like that

797
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: first red light. Right, It wasn't a super hard rear end,

798
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: but no, it wasn't. It was just like a my

799
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 1: reaction time is a little slow, and I didn't hit

800
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: the break quite in time, but it was like it happened,

801
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: and we were like it did happen? And I put

802
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: it in park and I'm like fuck. And I get

803
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 1: out of the car and I'm like, I'm so sorry man,

804
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: and he goes, did you just leave Barney's Beanery? And

805
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh huh, and he goes, You've been drinking

806
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: and I'm like yeah, and he goes, me too, Let's

807
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. Yeah. I just told

808
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: that story the other day. It's amazing. And look, I

809
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: don't want to advocate for drunk driving at all, but

810
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 1: it is the most fun thing possible. Oh my god.

811
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: The windows are down and you're just like gunning it

812
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: and your senses are heightened. It is. We used to

813
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: have to go from Hollywood to Van n Eyes and

814
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: I would like get nervous because I'd have one eye

815
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: closed and like driving Allegedly, that's a far drive to

816
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: that's not a roll down the hill. So I had

817
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: pit stops along the way and they were called Carl's Jr.

818
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: And I would just hit the drive through. I mean

819
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: I would have like three of them on the way

820
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: home and just gorge. Yeah, Jesus bro I mean, it's

821
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: that's real, that's really. Did they still put the little

822
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: cookie around the straw? Was that them? The cookie around

823
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: the straw? Like? Whatever? Was that? In and out? Who

824
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: puts a little cookie, the little whole cookie, the little

825
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: sugar cookie around the sounds amazing. I do not know

826
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. I don't know that that sounds southern. Hey,

827
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: if you're listening out there right now, go ahead and

828
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: tweet me who we will take me to straw? You

829
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: know what, though, if nobody has done that, we could

830
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: put that in our own franchise. If we come up

831
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 1: with something original salad and sugar cookies. Yeah, we're doing

832
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Speaker 1: that when we all buy a Raising Canes franchise together. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna be able to do that because you

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Speaker 1: have to follow the rules when you franchise something. So

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Speaker 1: oh man, that is true. But also try to catch

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Speaker 1: me Corporate America. You're about to get sued. Yeah right, dude,

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Speaker 1: fucking the Raising Canes. Guys are gonna love us. Oh

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Speaker 1: my idea is looking better and better, isn't it. Five arugula?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know. Welcome to a rugulas. No, no,

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Speaker 1: you guys handle the meat a rugalas bomb. By the way,

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Speaker 1: this is important yeah, I do not like arugula. I

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Speaker 1: would say it's my least favorite leaf because it like

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Speaker 1: flicks the dressing on you when you try and take

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Speaker 1: it out of the pile. It's like it's fuck up, bro.

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Speaker 1: But it has such a great natural spice. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? Hey, this is important, Kyle? Fuck you? This

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Speaker 1: is important. Does anyone have any uh takebacks, apologies or

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Speaker 1: compliments from today? Okay, here we go. Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: feel like I have a million fuck you. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'd like to take back what I just said. It

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Speaker 1: just one second ago. The last thing I just said,

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Speaker 1: I said Kyle, and then I paused, and then I

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Speaker 1: said fuck you. And that was rude. And that was rude,

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Speaker 1: and I don't mean it. And I love Kyle and

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Speaker 1: I don't want to fuck him, uh and I don't

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Speaker 1: you have to. I don't want to. I have to.

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Speaker 1: And so I would like to take that back because

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Speaker 1: that was a rude thing to say. I'm sorry, Kyle.

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Speaker 1: Apology accepted. He and Aruglas is a bad leaf. It's

860
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Speaker 1: a bad name for a restaurant. Your whole idea for

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Speaker 1: a restaurant is bad. And our idea about just starting

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Speaker 1: to raising Cain's franchise is better. But I do want

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Speaker 1: to apologize and take back saying Kyle, fuck you. And

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Speaker 1: I want to compliment Adam on keeping it real af

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Speaker 1: with a good friend of his because you know, tough

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Speaker 1: love is still love it. And I want to apologize

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Speaker 1: to Kyle. If you don't want to call the male

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Speaker 1: Karen's Kyle, we don't have to. But it can't be Chat,

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Speaker 1: can't be Chad Todd. I would throw out there, but

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Speaker 1: it's got the k Yeah, but Kyle works the best

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Speaker 1: because of the Karen. It's all good. It's fine because Karen. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm okay with it. You take it back then?

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Speaker 1: Is that a take back or is that just no?

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Speaker 1: I changed my name to Charles Charles Javachek. It's all good,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Charles, no problem. Are you opening a Java

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Speaker 1: Hut or something? It could be part of my own

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Speaker 1: original franchise, but you know, I'll be doing my own

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00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: thing it looks like. But I would like to compliment

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Speaker 1: all of you on sticking it to me and uh,

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00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: you know, really really giving me a run for my

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Speaker 1: money because I am the kind of guy that likes

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00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: to be put in a corner. And fight my way

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Speaker 1: out of it. And so, yeah, you guys silly, I'm

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Speaker 1: still gonna send it. I'm still gonna send it, no

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Speaker 1: matter what corner you put me in it, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So like you guys provide a great

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Speaker 1: game for me to try and get out of the corner.

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Speaker 1: And I love you all despite how fucking mean you

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Speaker 1: art of me sometimes. Jesus Christ, what a long wind?

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Speaker 1: Did take back? An apology? Jesus? I got more? I

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Speaker 1: have more. I'd like to all right, Blake, do you

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Speaker 1: got anything? Blazer? I don't. Yeah, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I'm taking back or apologizing or whatever. But guys, drinking

894
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 1: and driving is so serious. Please don't do it. It's

895
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Speaker 1: there's so many options out there. You can lift now,

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Speaker 1: you can uber now, a good friend of yours can

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Speaker 1: drive you do you guess what I do? You know

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Speaker 1: what I do? I lift now. That's my version of

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Speaker 1: that uber now. Hey, guys, this is a realist now,

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Speaker 1: really really fun episode of this and it was important