Speaker 1: Second date of what happens if you meet someone on
Speaker 1: a dating app and you find out that both of
Speaker 1: you have been in the dating pool for way too long.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: It's like, what's wrong with you? Yeah, that's when you
Speaker 1: need to mix it up. Like one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Wayne did recently. Did he suggest both of them dress
Speaker 1: up as their favorite power ranger and meet in front
Speaker 1: of the police station. That's actually really fun. He didn't
Speaker 1: do that. He didn't It would have been a fantastic idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that he went a different direction, and now he
Speaker 1: says he's living with a medium amount of regret.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like that. Most adults live that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah at night, Wayne, only in ninety chance are going
Speaker 1: to regret asking us for help today, So welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. Now must stay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am having some regret. You know, it started
Speaker 4: as a good idea.
Speaker 1: Okay, they will get to your questionable idea and the second.
Speaker 1: But first, tell us about the girl that you went
Speaker 1: out with. Who's she?
Speaker 4: And Isabella?
Speaker 2: Okay that's name?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And from Jeffrey's description, it sounds like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: maybe you're a little exhausted from online dating.
Speaker 4: Definitely.
Speaker 2: Okay, are we all okay?
Speaker 5: I mean, do you still have hope going into a
Speaker 5: first date with someone when you're just tired.
Speaker 2: Of it all?
Speaker 4: I have a sliver of hope.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, all right, give me a reasonably
Speaker 1: So tell us about what you wanted to do with Isabella.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so Isabella, you know, a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: you're chatting and we had really awesome conversations, like talked
Speaker 4: about our favorite candy and like our top three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is your favorite candy?
Speaker 4: Kidding pieces?
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, it's not.
Speaker 1: The does your first date have to do with like
Speaker 1: a candy shop or something?
Speaker 4: No, but kind of like a game. Well, basically, we
Speaker 4: had so many fun conversations and she was like, it
Speaker 4: never translates into a good first date. And I was like, well,
Speaker 4: let's just skip the first date then, and we can
Speaker 4: pretend like it's our second or third date.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, can you do that?
Speaker 4: I like that, Yeah, you could do that. You can
Speaker 4: act like remember last time when we talked.
Speaker 2: Why are you telling me this story again?
Speaker 1: It's already buddy, bro.
Speaker 4: We're getting along so well, And she was like, well,
Speaker 4: what have we pretended? It was our one year anniversary.
Speaker 5: Whoa, that escalated quickly, sir, let's jump right to the
Speaker 5: divorce and start breaking up items.
Speaker 1: It's been one year, you still won't sleep with me?
Speaker 2: Wait? Were you into that idea?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: You know yeah? I was like, why not? What have
Speaker 4: we got to lose it this rate?
Speaker 5: And you may get a free dessert out of it
Speaker 5: from the restaurant, you know, whenever they know it's an anniversary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So what'd you end up doing?
Speaker 4: Oh, we made a reservation for a one year anniversary
Speaker 4: and I ordered actually a bottle champagne and.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're a good boyfriend. After a whole year.
Speaker 4: We had to put out flowers with a card. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: one year down, forever to go.
Speaker 1: I want to steal this one year down forever to go.
Speaker 1: That was the card.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, wow romantic. Did she think that's funny or
Speaker 5: did it feel like too much to her? Because you
Speaker 5: really took this too like a serious level.
Speaker 4: You owned it when we met, like we had the
Speaker 4: happy one year like anniversary jokes, and you know she
Speaker 4: was into it too. She came with like a president
Speaker 4: for me, which I was Yeah, her person was a
Speaker 4: fake coupon book that's really Yeah, it was done like that,
Speaker 4: but took like sarcastic, except free hug. It was like
Speaker 4: hug yourself or to the laundry yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's more like the ten year anniversary.
Speaker 5: She said, it's really funny. Did you guys laugh a lot.
Speaker 2: On your date?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the first like fifteen twenty minutes of the dinner.
Speaker 4: It's pretty fun. Okay. Then it got a little serious.
Speaker 2: Oh serious, probably with me.
Speaker 4: I was too into it, took it too far because
Speaker 4: I started kind of telling her who she can be
Speaker 4: friends with, you know what, Like I don't actually know
Speaker 4: any of her friends, so I was kind of making
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 5: You turned into the boyfriend that she wants to dump
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your friends don't like what the hell?
Speaker 1: Hopefully you told her don't hang around Brooke because she's
Speaker 1: a wet blanket about your date idea?
Speaker 4: Oh terrible, said, you know, Lane's a bad influence she
Speaker 4: you know, Oh, like, what do you mean? I don't
Speaker 4: know if she meant what do you mean, who's Lane
Speaker 4: or what?
Speaker 1: Because there is no Lane? Yeah, yeah, totally okay.
Speaker 2: You were a toxic boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cute? Confused, Like what happened.
Speaker 2: To the romantic guy that she was dating, you know, faked.
Speaker 4: I mean, I had to have fixed in a little
Speaker 4: bit of real fake life.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's exactly why she's not calling you.
Speaker 1: Do you have to create some fake lows to enjoy
Speaker 1: those fake highs in your relationships.
Speaker 2: You don't put up with that type of crap in
Speaker 2: a relationship.
Speaker 1: You can single long enough, he has to do something.
Speaker 2: I'm not surprised anymore. Maybe there's a reason.
Speaker 1: Yea, was that it was there more to the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it kind of got worse, perhaps because then we
Speaker 4: kind of shifted in the topic of how to discipline
Speaker 4: you know, our kids, ohip.
Speaker 1: You don't even have kids.
Speaker 4: No, we don't have kids now, but in the one
Speaker 4: anniversary world, it's normal to talk about, you know, how
Speaker 4: would you discipline kids?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't see eye to eye on how to
Speaker 1: parent your fake children.
Speaker 4: No, we were disagreeing a lot about that, and she
Speaker 4: said something about my mom being overbearing.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, how much longer did you guys last
Speaker 2: after that?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, it was hard coming out of like
Speaker 4: the overbearing mom thing. It got a little awkward. It
Speaker 4: just wasn't a good idea, all right, man?
Speaker 1: Well it sounds like you had a couple hiccups on
Speaker 1: the date, very tiny ones, but we're big. Every relationship
Speaker 1: goes through these moments before they find they're like, strip,
Speaker 1: isn't that right? Brooke? The first date but on the
Speaker 1: one year anniversary makes sense? So we're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back. We're gonna call your girlfriend of
Speaker 1: one year, Isabella, and we're gonna see if we can
Speaker 1: get her to go out with you one more time. Okay,
Speaker 1: the second time hold on. Jose keeps telling me off
Speaker 1: the air that he's gonna steal this date idea I am,
Speaker 1: even though the girl clearly isn't calling back.
Speaker 2: After it ended in total disaster. But it's so funny
Speaker 2: left at each other.
Speaker 1: If a girl isn't calling you back, Jose, usually that's
Speaker 1: a bad sign, I know, but it's just like, how
Speaker 1: much fun could you have imagining.
Speaker 2: Your one year university? He just wants to be in
Speaker 2: a relationship so bad.
Speaker 1: But we're talking about one of our listeners, Wayne, who
Speaker 1: just went out on a date with someone named Isabella,
Speaker 1: and on their first date, they pretended that it was
Speaker 1: their one year anniversary, so they set it all up
Speaker 1: with champagne and flowers at a restaurant. But Wayne thinks
Speaker 1: he may have over committed to the character when he
Speaker 1: made some jokey comments about who Isabella can and can't
Speaker 1: hang out with and how they are going to parent
Speaker 1: their future non existent children someday down the road. It's fake, guys.
Speaker 5: I know, Wayne, why did you go with controlling boyfriend
Speaker 5: as your persona?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know. I wasn't really thinking I was
Speaker 4: doing controlling boyfriend. I was just thinking, you know, one
Speaker 4: year you have these.
Speaker 5: Little like telling someone who they can and can't hang
Speaker 5: out with is very controlling.
Speaker 4: I mean I was just looking out for lanes of
Speaker 4: bad influence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was not a good one in my life
Speaker 1: yet it guys, it's funny. Didn't your husband buy you
Speaker 1: a dish rack on your one year anniversary?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he never tried to tell me who I couldn't.
Speaker 2: Couldn't Hay.
Speaker 1: Get in the kitchen and dishes, don't get the water
Speaker 1: all over the count.
Speaker 6: I'm hanging out mister clean.
Speaker 1: So it can't turn out any worse than that, right, Wayne,
Speaker 1: Let's just call Isabella and see how this.
Speaker 6: Here we go, Isabella, Let's do this. Hello, Hey, is
Speaker 6: this Isabella.
Speaker 1: Yes, Hey Isabella, my name is jeff from a radio
Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 7: Okay, like that, sas, I don't know what it's funny.
Speaker 2: You're really funny, Isabella already?
Speaker 1: Hi, Hi, this is the whole morning show that's a Brook.
Speaker 1: You probably know they're social media handle Brook Fox Fox, Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: at Hilarious everything. Yeah, and then Alexis at Alexis Fuller
Speaker 1: sixteen sixteen. Okay, I don't follow you, guys.
Speaker 2: We're not calling because of social media.
Speaker 1: Just see no follow us. We're doing a dating segment
Speaker 1: on this show asking about somebody that you went out
Speaker 1: with recently named Wayne.
Speaker 6: Oh oh hell.
Speaker 1: Was that a good?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You want to know, Well, we want to know what
Speaker 1: you thought about your date because we've heard a little
Speaker 1: bit about it from Wayne, but we'd like to get
Speaker 1: your perspective on it.
Speaker 6: Was it was it producer dancing a corner?
Speaker 3: I mean I think it was a really clever idea
Speaker 3: of mine.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to do the one year anniversary thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, we love that.
Speaker 1: Can you tell Brooke what an amazing idea? That day
Speaker 1: was so fun? It sounds like she doesn't believe that
Speaker 1: people can have fun doing that.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying it didn't sound fun. It just you know,
Speaker 5: I don't know, it depends on what you think, Like
Speaker 5: did you think it was fun?
Speaker 3: I mean it started out pretty fun because like it
Speaker 3: was silly and just like, yeah, we already know each other.
Speaker 3: We've known each other for a year or whatever. But
Speaker 3: then like, I don't know, we're talking about our family
Speaker 3: and there was like this weird moment where I made
Speaker 3: this joke.
Speaker 5: About his mom being overbearing and stuff like that, which
Speaker 5: is a pretty stereotypical mother in law joke.
Speaker 8: Like absolutely, but his response to that was like, are
Speaker 8: you sure you want to eat that pasta?
Speaker 7: Like I want you to live along and help you life,
Speaker 7: and I don't know if that's to be something that's
Speaker 7: a part of your diet.
Speaker 2: He already told me about the friend thing too.
Speaker 1: Like why is he doing or does he have kind
Speaker 1: of a point if he wants you to live long?
Speaker 1: And I mean, if he really cared about you, that
Speaker 1: is red.
Speaker 3: But then he like he like brought up this person
Speaker 3: I can't even remember her name, but like he brought
Speaker 3: up this person because it's made up or whatever. But
Speaker 3: he was like I don't want you seeing her anymore,
Speaker 3: bad influence for you, and blah blah blah, and like
Speaker 3: yeah it was made up, but like I kind of
Speaker 3: a red flag for me.
Speaker 5: I would have alarm bells going off left and right,
Speaker 5: likes of.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, I'm an understand you made a joke about
Speaker 1: his mom being overbearing, but.
Speaker 2: It's like a stereotypical joke, right, Oh why is that okay?
Speaker 5: Because it's not talking about who he is as a
Speaker 5: person's she's not talking about who she.
Speaker 1: Is as a person.
Speaker 4: Can I just say something? It wasn't a real person?
Speaker 1: Okay? Uh, sorry, that's Wayne Isabella. He just jumped in
Speaker 1: the conversation up.
Speaker 4: Person, Isabella. We were in it together for one year anniversary.
Speaker 4: I don't know what when you talking about my mom,
Speaker 4: even though she is very overbearing, you don't know her.
Speaker 3: Nail on the head. Huh, you're not listening, like you're
Speaker 3: saying about the mom. And then you completely change around
Speaker 3: onto me and something about me as a person, and
Speaker 3: it's like that didn't really hit well, you know, we weren't.
Speaker 3: We were joking about our family and then suddenly you
Speaker 3: started telling me that I shouldn't eat Costa, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeh, family joking is okay, but talking about food that crosses.
Speaker 5: The line what they can or can't eat, can can't hang.
Speaker 4: Out with.
Speaker 1: Safety and health?
Speaker 5: And well she's not child, you're not your dad, Like
Speaker 5: get out of here.
Speaker 2: And why do you think boyfriends act that way? Like
Speaker 2: if you're just even if you're just pretending, and like.
Speaker 3: Pasta isn't even bad for you?
Speaker 4: Like what are you?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? You're basically just feeding into the
Speaker 3: stereotype that carbs make you fat and I'm fat, Like.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean it like that. I was coming from
Speaker 4: the health perspective and daring about you wanting to have
Speaker 4: a health long boss's life together.
Speaker 2: No, I mean it'd be one thing if you said
Speaker 2: don't smoke.
Speaker 1: You know what's wrong with smoking? I'm my cigarettes? Are
Speaker 1: you telling me what I can and can't do?
Speaker 2: Get her?
Speaker 4: Jeff? I mean, if it wasn't positive, there wouldn't be
Speaker 4: the freak out.
Speaker 1: I mean it seems like a bit freak out over
Speaker 1: one thing. Is that all that it was? He made
Speaker 1: a bad joke about what she can and can eat
Speaker 1: in a fake scenario.
Speaker 3: A lot of the it was a lot of them
Speaker 3: making optic.
Speaker 8: Stuff which you know, Like there was one where he
Speaker 8: was talking about like our kids.
Speaker 3: And disciplining our kids, and I was like, okay, if
Speaker 3: we're just dating on a one year anniversary, that's not
Speaker 3: something that you usually talk about, is disciplining your children
Speaker 3: if you haven't even talked about wanting to have kids yet.
Speaker 4: And I was like, all right, I don't get it.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about. We already talked about having
Speaker 4: kids at our six months March.
Speaker 1: You forgot that conversation, Isabella.
Speaker 3: God, conversation maybe happened with another girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know a lot hotter situation than this.
Speaker 5: He's not very funny, Like, come on, man, it's like foreshadowing.
Speaker 2: Just a crappy relationship, is what you were doing?
Speaker 4: Like, Brook, she's just against me the whole time.
Speaker 1: You've emailed us for help. Remember that, Brook, This date
Speaker 1: idea was all her idea to pretend to be like
Speaker 1: a couple a year into a relationship.
Speaker 2: Couple, that's fun. You pretend European vacation.
Speaker 7: You have this.
Speaker 1: Now he has to pay for a big euro Trip's
Speaker 1: a bad boyfriend?
Speaker 2: Oh, she's obviously going to split the cost. Jeffrey. They've
Speaker 2: only been together for one year. Okay, she's an independent
Speaker 2: working woman, give her a break.
Speaker 1: Is that true, Isabella?
Speaker 3: I would absolutely pay my own way, but like I
Speaker 3: would appreciate if he offered.
Speaker 2: Conversation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would you like to go to Europe with me?
Speaker 4: I'll pay for it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, got way better.
Speaker 4: Yeah for it? You?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? The kids behind Well, come on, guys.
Speaker 2: Literally, I think he tried to take the bad angle
Speaker 2: as a joke and it didn't work. But I think
Speaker 2: she was her gut.
Speaker 1: You guys are still laughing right now. You have chemistry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like we can all tell when a joke is a
Speaker 1: joke and when it's not a joke, except and I'm
Speaker 1: not joking right now when I say I want to
Speaker 1: pay for a second date for both of you, and
Speaker 1: I will pay for it, yes, pre Europe, Europe. Yes,
Speaker 1: just a regular first date, and we can pretend that
Speaker 1: you guys haven't been dating for a long time anymore,
Speaker 1: a real second date.
Speaker 3: I would be okay with a real second date and
Speaker 3: just see what he's really like in the present moment
Speaker 3: instead of thinking what a future should be.
Speaker 1: I can't believe, Oh my god, I can't believe you said, Wayne,
Speaker 1: Are you still You're still up for this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course she won't regret it at all.
Speaker 2: Just no more hypotheticals on your guys date.
Speaker 1: You guys should not joke at all. Look what happens.
Speaker 1: True love prevails even when Brooke tries to actively check
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.