Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you? Why why? Oh? And
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, dongst culture?
Speaker 1: Seventh well day, the seventh day of culture. We're finishing
Speaker 1: out the first week, or we're starting the second week.
Speaker 1: It's second half of days of culture. See, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: If you're thinking of a week as in seven days,
Speaker 1: then baby, we're closing out the first week. But if
Speaker 1: you're thinking about like a weekday such, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really don't know how it works out. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you something? I'm a little curb babble and you're
Speaker 1: fanning yourself, reader, he is fanning himself. What's up? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: a few things happened today. One I ordered a candle
Speaker 1: in the mail and I opened it up and the
Speaker 1: glass was broken everywhere and now my my, my fraser
Speaker 1: fur candle is not usual. I'm so sorry, and so
Speaker 1: the side. The other thing is Hans isn't in the
Speaker 1: chat today? Why does that perturbute so? Well? I just
Speaker 1: like his energy. I like when he like you know,
Speaker 1: can chimes in and you know, you're just whenever I
Speaker 1: have feelings for him, so do I today? You know
Speaker 1: who texted us pictures of his wedding, you bitch. Darcy
Speaker 1: Harden texted us pictures of his wedding. Gorgeous wedding and
Speaker 1: he and his wife looks so stunning together, so wonderful.
Speaker 1: We miss him, We just miss him as all. So
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you share this with me. I knew
Speaker 1: there was like a funk, and now we can put
Speaker 1: a name to it. It's just like Also today I'm
Speaker 1: a little bit like sort of like I don't know
Speaker 1: what to expect because today, like we're only a few
Speaker 1: hours away from Evermore. Oh yeah, we're recording this on
Speaker 1: December tenth, were three hours away from Evermore being released.
Speaker 1: How well? I wanted to ask you, like, what's the deal? Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like we usually would be we'd be so excited,
Speaker 1: but I feel like there's some trepidation in the air.
Speaker 1: Are you trepidacious? A little bit me too? Oh no, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I texted you before and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, can you believe in your energy? Was no? No,
Speaker 1: that was I'm so sorry, Gruna, it was no. But honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel don't don't take on mine? What is your no?
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm like I wouldn't describe the way
Speaker 1: I feel about her album coming out as excited, I
Speaker 1: would say, I'm I'm a borderline I'm trepidacious, I'm borderline concerned.
Speaker 1: I don't want these to be folklore beca And thank
Speaker 1: you for saying that, my queen queen, because I think
Speaker 1: folklore is so special, truly, Like folklore came at a
Speaker 1: time like think about it, like and like the middle
Speaker 1: of July, like we were all sort I mean like
Speaker 1: we're all sort of thawing from like the initial quarantine
Speaker 1: like trauma, and then it felt like an exhale. It
Speaker 1: felt like an X. It made me think like it
Speaker 1: was I I'm still processing. And honestly, I think I
Speaker 1: think we're the only Swifties who feel this way. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of Taylor swift Nation, Tailor Nation, feels
Speaker 1: this way. I mean a lot of Tailor Nation, and
Speaker 1: I think is sort of of course, we're always fever.
Speaker 1: And by the way, when this episode comes out, by
Speaker 1: the time people hear this, the verdict will be out
Speaker 1: on whether or not this was folklore b Side City
Speaker 1: or another gorgeous creation. And I believe that we're very
Speaker 1: sort of susceptible to getting both. So I'm praying for
Speaker 1: art always you are, I see prayed for time. I
Speaker 1: walked in on Matt Rodgers on his knees, if you
Speaker 1: can believe it, hands to the floor, I was, and
Speaker 1: then he raised them to the sky, and then I
Speaker 1: raised them. I did. I raised them high. And it
Speaker 1: was only then that I was able to really call
Speaker 1: out art, like I'm praying for art, please Art, And
Speaker 1: that day what happens? That was the day of folklore.
Speaker 1: If it's good, know that I prayed after this episode.
Speaker 1: And if it's bad, no that I chose to save
Speaker 1: my save my prayers. All you might as well throw
Speaker 1: a dart to the board on and use up one
Speaker 1: of these prayers on one of the fifty new Star
Speaker 1: Wars things that have been announced today, or did you
Speaker 1: see this? I think that some of them show potential.
Speaker 1: I think that some of them show art potential, and
Speaker 1: I might pray for them, such as the Rosario Dawson
Speaker 1: h s and that font and I was like, is
Speaker 1: this an a Star Wars American horror story? And then
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, okay, baby, it's a Rosario Dawson vehicle. You,
Speaker 1: as someone who is a Star Wars fan and as
Speaker 1: someone who Well, you just said something so interesting, which
Speaker 1: is some of them show potential, which like is that
Speaker 1: what we're settling for now? Like twelve new products get
Speaker 1: announced and we're like a few, Yeah, some of those
Speaker 1: look good. Shouldn't they all look good? Well, at a
Speaker 1: certain point, it's just gonna be like somebody said this
Speaker 1: on Twitter today, but it's just gonna be like TV
Speaker 1: and Star Wars, like regular TV and then Star Wars
Speaker 1: it's like Marvel and it's just there's I was kind
Speaker 1: of shocked when I saw it. I mean literally literally
Speaker 1: it feels even more they're taking over comp really, I
Speaker 1: mean it's like the universes are going to be created,
Speaker 1: and we've got to be careful with this Disney girl.
Speaker 1: This Disney girl walked in and we have been suspicious
Speaker 1: this young girl Disney, Like this is my This is
Speaker 1: sort of goes back to my concern though with the
Speaker 1: Taylor evermore of it all, because it's just like, is
Speaker 1: this just gonna the is gonna be actual stories that
Speaker 1: we care about because like we're able to invest in actual,
Speaker 1: real good new content or is it going to feel
Speaker 1: like Star Wars B sides you shouldn't give just because
Speaker 1: you can give like what you give as I want
Speaker 1: to say, as an artist or as a conglomerate should be,
Speaker 1: should be. I don't know like that, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't want. I don't need Star Wars for the sake
Speaker 1: of Star Wars. I think that that's that's the point
Speaker 1: that I'm making. Don't give me b sides of the
Speaker 1: ship I already liked, like I'd rather maybe this is
Speaker 1: just me be someone that discovers something. Now. I also
Speaker 1: saw there making new indie on of Jones stuff. Um
Speaker 1: what I what I thought was cool was like I
Speaker 1: hadn't heard of a lot of the characters before. But
Speaker 1: then some of it is like land, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? And this that the other thing which is cool. Donald,
Speaker 1: I think let's go back to evermore, um, I will
Speaker 1: say before before we move on from Star Wars though
Speaker 1: peripherally related, um, Marvel. But I am getting excited about
Speaker 1: this new Spiderman movie though, oh yeah, because it sounds
Speaker 1: like a sort of drag event. Doctor Strange is doing
Speaker 1: like another sequel that's like about multiverses even more than
Speaker 1: the original. But then but you know how like Jamie
Speaker 1: Foxx got signed on to this third one with Tom Holland,
Speaker 1: he was the villain Inspiderman The Amazing Spider Man two,
Speaker 1: so he was so he was um Andrew Garfield Spiderman villain,
Speaker 1: and then Alfred for Alfred Malina come back in is
Speaker 1: Toby McGuire Spiderman villain. They're they're taught like someone picked
Speaker 1: up a hint in Spiderman two, like j Jamison is
Speaker 1: trying to come up with the name for Doc and
Speaker 1: then someone pitches him doctor Strange. He goes, that's already
Speaker 1: been taken. So like people are like in Marvel World
Speaker 1: are like, wait a minute, that's a hint or that's
Speaker 1: not a hint. It's just like a really clever tie
Speaker 1: in where it's like doctor Strange already exists in Toby
Speaker 1: maguire universe. So that's so that means that there's portals
Speaker 1: for Doctor Strange in Tom Holland universe to open a
Speaker 1: portal multiverse portal there for for Alfred Malina to come
Speaker 1: in and Jamie Foxx to come in from um uh
Speaker 1: Andrew Garfield multiverse. But then potentially there's rumors that Toby
Speaker 1: and Kirston are signing on for this one. I saw
Speaker 1: that Kirston was rumored and that so was Emma Stone.
Speaker 1: And I know Zendai is like currently shooting it would
Speaker 1: be like an Avenger style thing. But it's like, which
Speaker 1: I like. That kind of is very cool to me. No,
Speaker 1: it appeals to me. I mean, look, I love stunts.
Speaker 1: I love I love a stunt cast moment, like we
Speaker 1: just talked about it on our episode with Joel when
Speaker 1: someone comes in and the helicopter. Yes, that's what you need,
Speaker 1: and so a full movie that's about that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: might didn't drink it when speaking. No, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: just like as as m J again next to zenda
Speaker 1: as m J. Get out forget it? Yeah please, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, you cut back from us earlier saying I
Speaker 1: don't know about Disney to us fully simping for Spider Man,
Speaker 1: for all the Spider Man cash cows to come together.
Speaker 1: Whatever we're dumb? Can I ask a question before we
Speaker 1: move on? What is it? Because I feel like simping
Speaker 1: came in? Okay, but what does it mean? What is
Speaker 1: It's the same grammar rules as stand. It's like I
Speaker 1: simple you and that shirt. I understand what it means
Speaker 1: and how it's used, and I'm ready to start doing that,
Speaker 1: but I, as someone who is in the culture, I
Speaker 1: want to know where the culture I'm using comes from.
Speaker 1: So Stan, it comes from eminem song stand, but what
Speaker 1: where does say? I don't know the etymology on it. Fully,
Speaker 1: I think it's honestly em embracing it as a more
Speaker 1: general use. Hopefully, I think I believe it's like, maybe
Speaker 1: it's not meant to be this functionally, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it is. You were very early on the whole
Speaker 1: stand is using Stan an eminem term is a bummer
Speaker 1: for queer people, right, And I still do it because
Speaker 1: it's become so interesting our way out. It's our little
Speaker 1: exit strategy. It's our hatch store. You know, I love
Speaker 1: I think you can do that, okay, So, and I'll
Speaker 1: be honest with you. STAN has become, like um, a
Speaker 1: part of the vocabulary of our life in a way
Speaker 1: that it almost rolls off the tongue now, So it'll
Speaker 1: be hard, but I do like saying simplemore like to me,
Speaker 1: that is a more satisfying landing place. You want to know,
Speaker 1: when I knew that Stan was kind of over for me,
Speaker 1: it will never be really over Katy Perry, but I,
Speaker 1: you know, would like pick up on people like our
Speaker 1: lovely most recent guestar, just like kind of making fun
Speaker 1: of it, and it's it's it's and literally our second
Speaker 1: week back at work. I don't think you would mind
Speaker 1: if I said this, but um, I was just like
Speaker 1: kind of standing next to Kyle for a bit and
Speaker 1: we were just doing bits, and then in one of
Speaker 1: his trademark Kyle voices, he goes, we stand and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, you know now that not
Speaker 1: that not now that it's become I must use it
Speaker 1: as a meta humor or as like a way that
Speaker 1: to ironically like signal that he's someone else. I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're done. We're done. So I think I think R
Speaker 1: I P Stan welcome simple it's a real culture. It's
Speaker 1: real culture number because it's later on it's a real
Speaker 1: number two three right, peace, peace, welcome. It's another way
Speaker 1: of saying, um Stan is dead long live long lives simp.
Speaker 1: I love it. Stan is dead long lives him and
Speaker 1: actually replaced the realal culture with that. Everyone Okay, readers
Speaker 1: at home, people that are logging this, it is so
Speaker 1: decided the seventh bit of culture. The thing about it is,
Speaker 1: um this was huge culture. This was blockbuster culture, and
Speaker 1: so were Everything we've been talking about is really just
Speaker 1: kind of blockbuster culture. I mean Taylor's releasing an album
Speaker 1: that's blockbuster culture. I mean this idea of the Spider
Speaker 1: Man three studcasts so that we can help create this
Speaker 1: communal um culture moment that I think we saw truly
Speaker 1: created by a certain film that's sold to the top
Speaker 1: of the in the mid nineteen seventies. Are you ready
Speaker 1: for it? Yes, seven June nineteen, talk about this. This
Speaker 1: was big attacking fish culture. This was cuckoo you never
Speaker 1: wanted to go on the water again. Culture. This was
Speaker 1: done don't soundtrack culture. The girl that is the most
Speaker 1: beautiful song. Dude, du du dont don't the way I'm
Speaker 1: rolling too about the way that I sexually came. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the way. It's literally a beat. Dunt dun dunt dunt
Speaker 1: dunt dun't drop into the ground while this plays. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you you feel if you embrace this song as
Speaker 1: a sort of sexual call to the dance floor, amazing
Speaker 1: things will happen. It's a floor filler. The Jaws theme
Speaker 1: song is ultimately a floor filler. That's a role of culture.
Speaker 1: Number ninety nine, the Jaws theme song, ultimately filler floor, Filler,
Speaker 1: Baby Baby. Has there been any reasure remixes? It's it's
Speaker 1: a it's a forty five year old movie. I have
Speaker 1: a confession to make. It's one of those go girl,
Speaker 1: shut up three words which never seen it? Do you
Speaker 1: hate me? Do you want me to sort of tell you? No?
Speaker 1: I don't hate you? What I don't? I hate it
Speaker 1: at all. I just feel like I need to fill
Speaker 1: in a blank few Can I sort of tell you
Speaker 1: what happens in Jaws? Yes, my sister, And if you
Speaker 1: have any questions, I want you to ask. This is
Speaker 1: the movie Jaws. Number one scene. Beginning of the movie,
Speaker 1: number one scene, number one scene. So there's and tell
Speaker 1: me how much you love this? A guy and a
Speaker 1: girl sort of like drinking at a bonfire on the beach,
Speaker 1: and so then they she gets like a little drunk
Speaker 1: and she has running on the beach and she's naked.
Speaker 1: She gets off take off her clothes, and he sort
Speaker 1: of passes out from being drunk. So she swims out.
Speaker 1: He's so drunk he could barely see her. She's like
Speaker 1: taking off her clothes, running away from the bonfire on
Speaker 1: the beach and she's sort of getting into the water
Speaker 1: and it's very dark. Do you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't know about these two people. I think they
Speaker 1: deserve it, as I see, I don't sympathize with these characters,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, even though they're like young and we
Speaker 1: know nothing about them, You're I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: they seem sympathetic to me. Also, she's blond anyway, um,
Speaker 1: so she maybe she does deserve it. Her name is Christie,
Speaker 1: by the way. And so she runs out into the water.
Speaker 1: You know what happens. And I don't even even know
Speaker 1: about the opening scene of You don't even know about
Speaker 1: the opening scene of Jaws, So this is iconic. She's
Speaker 1: swimming and you see her from and it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, like you see her go
Speaker 1: get pulled under the water really fast, and she goes
Speaker 1: and then she pulls her again and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: like she's thrashed around and she's Yeah, so Jaws basically
Speaker 1: we don't ever see it. All we see is her
Speaker 1: being thrashed around in the water and like pulled under
Speaker 1: and eventually she's she's thrown up against like um, like
Speaker 1: a little like dignity in the water or whatever, like
Speaker 1: it's like one of those like little like a booie
Speaker 1: or something. He pulls her off and the last thing
Speaker 1: you see is she she's screaming, screaming, screaming, gets pulled
Speaker 1: under the water, and that's it. That the guy also
Speaker 1: got killed by Jaws. No, no, no, no, he's passed
Speaker 1: out on the beach. He's passed out on the beach.
Speaker 1: Never even made it him. So then she's like missing
Speaker 1: and so whatever they're like or she's not missing, basically
Speaker 1: like so and so happens and they find her on
Speaker 1: the beach the next day and like literally, okay, mind
Speaker 1: you it is fourth of July weekend, Okay, big time.
Speaker 1: The town is called the town is called Jaws. Girl,
Speaker 1: No Jaws. I think I thought they called it Jaws
Speaker 1: because there are the other things named Jaws. No, I
Speaker 1: think Jaws the beach. Wait, hold on, I have to
Speaker 1: say something. It is shocking to me if you have
Speaker 1: not seen this movie, and you might have to watch
Speaker 1: the streaming, but this was well now, I think you
Speaker 1: can stream Jaws on all sorts of things. Also, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's one of those movies that gets put
Speaker 1: on Also, I talk about Jaws culture, so you talk
Speaker 1: about Jaws the ride culture. There's a difference, and I
Speaker 1: I have a you've played the show, because we all
Speaker 1: know what Jaws Jaws is not. Jaws has no characterization,
Speaker 1: but he has no motivation besides wanting to kill people.
Speaker 1: He is the one of the worst killers, he really is,
Speaker 1: but he's not motivated by anything more complicated than some
Speaker 1: primal desire to attack people. You're right, And so I
Speaker 1: guess you feel like you're not interested in it because
Speaker 1: doesn't have a compelling I've just not been It just
Speaker 1: has not been like an imperative for me ever to
Speaker 1: watch it. I will watch it because we are we
Speaker 1: are ordaining it as a day of culture. And I
Speaker 1: love your passion for this and you're able to retell
Speaker 1: it so clearly and vividly. But I just want to
Speaker 1: make the distinction that you have talked about Jaws ride culture,
Speaker 1: which is I'm not same as Jaws culture. Do you
Speaker 1: understand me? You're right, I mean I understand, and I
Speaker 1: first of all, I want to say, I think for
Speaker 1: for I have talked about Jaws ride culture many times,
Speaker 1: which I believe is Jaws culture by proxy, but now
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking about it, and I'm going back through
Speaker 1: the foul capits in my brain. Never once did I
Speaker 1: ever hear you say you had never seen it or
Speaker 1: implore you to watch it. It hasn't come up till
Speaker 1: this very moment. Every episode of Lost Culture restus. We
Speaker 1: peel back a layer of this friendship. And I didn't
Speaker 1: know this to me? What do you think it's weirder
Speaker 1: that I haven't seen sound of music? You haven't seen
Speaker 1: us one thousand is so culturally like we all know,
Speaker 1: like doah dear, We all know like Adelwei's we know
Speaker 1: Jaws as a shark. That's that's what we all know.
Speaker 1: Let's get one thing all about Quints. I don't know
Speaker 1: who's in Girl. You don't know Quinn. Who the hell
Speaker 1: is Quint? Who is she? Robert Shaw played Quint and
Speaker 1: he has a monologue about a shark attack he wants survived.
Speaker 1: And it is a film we know, and I'm speaking
Speaker 1: on behalf of people who have not seen Jaws. All
Speaker 1: we know is that Jaws is a shark. Possibly the
Speaker 1: town is called Jaws, and we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's all we know. Girl. First, of all,
Speaker 1: you are literally the only motherfucker who believes that the
Speaker 1: town was called Jaws. Everyone knows the town was called Amity.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that. And what we need on our behalf
Speaker 1: what Doug, can you get here? Please? It's crazy that
Speaker 1: you we need a third part. Doug, who's what's crazy?
Speaker 1: Or duck? He's putting on his headphones definitively and you you,
Speaker 1: I know, you know what's weirder that I haven't seen
Speaker 1: sound of music or that Bowen hasn't seen Jaws. Initially
Speaker 1: I thought it was more weird that Matt had not
Speaker 1: seen sound of music, but then I grew up from
Speaker 1: Jaws that fucked people's heads for years. It literally is
Speaker 1: ocean culture, like you can't look at an ocean or
Speaker 1: go to a beach without someone making a Jaws Joe,
Speaker 1: you can't do it. I think they're kind of I
Speaker 1: think universal. And when I was growing up in America,
Speaker 1: I was in a landlocked state, so we didn't fucking
Speaker 1: care about Jaws or ocean culture. In Colorado, no bones
Speaker 1: because that would add to the mistique of the ocean
Speaker 1: and beach culture. Even more so people in the middle
Speaker 1: of the country. What even crazier, Doug, what was Jaws fever?
Speaker 1: What can you explain? I grew up in a landlocked spot.
Speaker 1: People would go on vacation and my sister would not
Speaker 1: go in there because of Jaws, because of Jaws, like
Speaker 1: literally her brain like she just want to do it.
Speaker 1: That's wonderful. But also the whole world knows soul phage. No,
Speaker 1: it's do REMI fas la t do because of Julie
Speaker 1: Andrews and Rodgerson Hammerstein. I totally agree with you. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying that we we Doug and I agree
Speaker 1: there on part dog do not break the tie. He
Speaker 1: did not break the time and get in here break
Speaker 1: the Anna producer, producer, Anna, Hi, what's weirder that Bowen
Speaker 1: has not seen Jaws? Or that I have not seen
Speaker 1: the sound of music? Anna is Persian and has Persian
Speaker 1: parents who can probably relate to this thing that I'm
Speaker 1: putting forward. I will say, yes, I do think sound
Speaker 1: of music is like immigrant trap culture because I saw
Speaker 1: a sound of music way before. Okay, so I do
Speaker 1: think when you're kind of I don't know why, but
Speaker 1: parents immigrant parents seem to like sound of music. So
Speaker 1: you see that before. I do think it's just culturally
Speaker 1: what you see versus like, I think you might be
Speaker 1: onto something here because Jaws is very americature. It's very Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's and this actually ended up being a more interesting
Speaker 1: discussion than I ever could have thought, thank you. But
Speaker 1: so I think that maybe a little slightly broke the
Speaker 1: tie in my favor. I think so I think, well, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think she broke a tie because because she
Speaker 1: acknowledges the extremely prominent American culture that is Jaws. But
Speaker 1: I do think that there is an experiential factor here
Speaker 1: that is kind of coming in with I don't know
Speaker 1: why I never saw Sound of Music, Maybe because I
Speaker 1: grew up in like a sports house, um honestly, and
Speaker 1: like just I don't know. And also you know, Sound
Speaker 1: of Music is an international story, story, international stars. Who
Speaker 1: who is who is bringing that element in the caster
Speaker 1: Jaws nobody? I mean, I could argue that roych It,
Speaker 1: I could I could argue that Richard Dreyfuss is bringing it.
Speaker 1: I could argue the Shark itself is bringing the glam factor. Listen,
Speaker 1: I think if Steven Spielberg stopped me on the street
Speaker 1: and said bowen, and to be like, who are you
Speaker 1: he And if he said Bowen, it hurts me that
Speaker 1: you haven't seen Jaws. I'll say, well, Mr Spielberg, as
Speaker 1: an immigrant to this country, I resent the fact that
Speaker 1: you made an American movie for Americans. Oh good day,
Speaker 1: I have to go get my hair cut at Astra Hair.
Speaker 1: Thank you. But can I ask you a question? Think
Speaker 1: about this scenario. You are swimming in the water a
Speaker 1: massive shark fin Jaws did not. Sharks existed before Jaws. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Bowen, sharks. What Jaws did for sharks
Speaker 1: is what sounded music did for music, American Idol did
Speaker 1: for Kelly Clark's Sky in the Sharks. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: Jaws made sharks the top of the charts. Jaws took
Speaker 1: sharks to the topic we knew as a culture, as
Speaker 1: a world, as a human race, that sharks are dangerous
Speaker 1: and will kill you. Not like this. You are so
Speaker 1: that out of your mind, and anyone who agrees you
Speaker 1: have come in, can I say something. You've come in
Speaker 1: today with a combative tone, and you've been very combative.
Speaker 1: Queen and Queen, let me tell you something. Carrie Underwood
Speaker 1: could do sound of music. Carrie Underwood could not do Jaws.
Speaker 1: She could never be that shark. Okay, okay, And if
Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood could do it, must not be that kind
Speaker 1: of culture. Just kidding. I don't know. I would never.
Speaker 1: I would never. I would I would literally would never.
Speaker 1: I would die for her. A version of a loan
Speaker 1: from American Idol kill myself alone. Oh yeah, she did,
Speaker 1: Oh she did it. Well, you can't do it. You
Speaker 1: need to have it. Was she was that a duet
Speaker 1: or she did herself. You need that harmony. You need
Speaker 1: that harmony on the third though, to make it truly sore.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, but you need anyway. We don't have
Speaker 1: to argue about Carrie. We're here to talk about Jaws.
Speaker 1: Keep walking me through this story in our few minutes
Speaker 1: that we have left. Let's just say this, because there's
Speaker 1: the death of this girl. Everyone's like, oh, there must
Speaker 1: be a huge shark here. The bites on this young girl,
Speaker 1: our psycho. So then they're like, well, it's worth of
Speaker 1: July and probably shouldn't close the beaches. Keep them open.
Speaker 1: It's a huge time for business, says the mayor, who
Speaker 1: looks very much like a mayor. Now there's like the
Speaker 1: town sheriff who's like the lead of the movie. Um,
Speaker 1: he's sort of going back and forth in his head
Speaker 1: about whether to close the beach down. Very very contemporary,
Speaker 1: very COVID narrative. Yes, very that a time a story
Speaker 1: for now now more than ever draws. And so they're
Speaker 1: at the beach one day, he's literally at the beach
Speaker 1: one day when a kid gets killed by the shark,
Speaker 1: like you see it. It's crazy. And then he still, um,
Speaker 1: hasn't closed the beach down, like there's people go crazy. Though.
Speaker 1: At the funeral, the kid's mother says to the sheriff,
Speaker 1: we know that you waited days after this first girl
Speaker 1: was killed and didn't close the beach, so anything you
Speaker 1: do now is too little, too late. I'm paraphrasing here.
Speaker 1: And mind you, the person who's like the coroner, like
Speaker 1: whose retro dry fust has come and said, you need
Speaker 1: to close down the beach. If there's some sort of
Speaker 1: animal that's this big, that could do this to this girl,
Speaker 1: you need to close down the beach. And he's ignored, ignored, ignored.
Speaker 1: So basically, um, they finally closed down the beach, but
Speaker 1: they're they're unable to get rid of the shark. To
Speaker 1: the extent where they realize this is really a summation.
Speaker 1: They must go out to try to like kill it. Like,
Speaker 1: so they put these they get this little ship together
Speaker 1: called the Orca. It's three guys. One is Quint, this
Speaker 1: older guy I'm telling you about us, like a shark expert,
Speaker 1: and then there's the town sheriff and this coroner who's
Speaker 1: like able to identify. I guess it's those three guys there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they forgot a skipper. They did not
Speaker 1: hire a skipper, but the sheriff does have a wife
Speaker 1: that's like, please protect us, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So um. So, basically they go out to see to
Speaker 1: kill this shark and they're trying to attract it with
Speaker 1: these big yellow boois I guess, and they find it
Speaker 1: and basically spoiler alert, it is a fight to the
Speaker 1: fucking death. The shark gives it to them. The shark
Speaker 1: expert Quin ends up by the shark. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, you need to I can't believe I
Speaker 1: just told you what happened in the movie. But basically
Speaker 1: they do kill the shark. But then there's more shark
Speaker 1: sequels later, like Jaws to three D, which Dennis Quaid
Speaker 1: was in and said had a cocaine budget hidden into
Speaker 1: the film. That was the eighties. This movie came out
Speaker 1: at seventy five, and legitimately it was like a rough
Speaker 1: time for beaches because people were afraid to go on
Speaker 1: the water. I don't deny the impact that Jaws had
Speaker 1: on the culture. I'm just saying, yes, it's just it's
Speaker 1: just not not it's just not your it's not something
Speaker 1: that it is absolutely absolutely deserves a spot in the
Speaker 1: twelve days of culture when a thousand percent, but when
Speaker 1: you start to bring in a sound of music, the
Speaker 1: sound of music, I just look, have have you seen
Speaker 1: The Godfather? If not, neither of I and I think
Speaker 1: that that's actually important for me and my sister to
Speaker 1: connect on, is that none of this really matters because
Speaker 1: neither of us have seen The Godfather, and that's it's important,
Speaker 1: neither of us ingested that hetero patriarchy. I told you,
Speaker 1: we'll see that. I do love a crime movie. I
Speaker 1: love a crime movie. Out of here, what do you
Speaker 1: like like crime? Bitch? I love good Fellas, I love
Speaker 1: but he's never seen Jaws. But he loves good Fellas,
Speaker 1: but he's never seen Jaws. Because that culture is too American.
Speaker 1: You know what you are? A crazy boy? Oh you
Speaker 1: that's actually gonna be where we're wat I'll get ready
Speaker 1: for the name I'll call Matt tomorrow on day eight
Speaker 1: of the Tall Days of Culture. We've got some great
Speaker 1: ones coming up, I think, But for now we say
Speaker 1: to Jaws, fank you for giving me the best day
Speaker 1: culture is