1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: remnants of the Old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow. The Clearinghouse 6 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: of Hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth 7 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G. You 9 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: have stumbled on to the most amazing mind bending podcast 10 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: of all time. Oh my gosh, this will change the 11 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: podcast landscape unless it does not. Danny G Radio right 12 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: there in living color. Yeah, and Ben, I don't know 13 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: if you know this, but I am one of the 14 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: last American left on the planet with a bracket that 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: is not broken yet. Is that right? How did that happen? Anny? 16 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: What's your what's your secrets? Are you gonna win the 17 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: million dollars from Fox Sports Radio? Here's the secret? Yeah, 18 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: I didn't get it turned in on time to our 19 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: bosses last week. Oh there you go. See that's the 20 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 1: that's all. You just don't turn in on time. The 21 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,960 Speaker 1: better just fill it out as you go. Just fill 22 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 1: it out as you go. That's the way to do it. 23 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: And I'm shocked that no one had a perfect bracket. 24 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: Didn't everyone see Farley Dickinson winning a couple of games 25 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 1: in the tournament and all the other weird things that 26 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 1: happened last weekend. Forget about this weekend even last weekend. 27 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,479 Speaker 1: But it's the Friday Podcast. We're doing things a little 28 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: differently right now. And uh, you know, occasionally we'll have 29 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: people on and we'll hang out with them and all that. 30 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: But on the Friday Pod, on this podcast, we have twinkies, 31 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: but you can't eat them. Safari Kingdom was back, Danny. 32 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: People love Safari Kingdom. Nice. I don't know why that is. 33 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 1: I can't figure out what the love affair with Safari 34 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: Kingdom is. And we have pop Quiz as well whatever 35 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: else pops up on the show. So that's that's tendally 36 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: the rough outline of what we got. But we'll start 37 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: with this. So, as you know from listening to the 38 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: radio show and this show, for some time, yours truly 39 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 1: has been planning to get together and they land far 40 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: far away, well far far away from me. But I 41 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: was playing another meet and greet. I'd always big plans 42 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: Danny before COVID because we were in twenty nineteen. The 43 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: end of twenty nineteen, had gone to Seattle and had 44 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: a wonderful time. I had a bunch of great listeners 45 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: all over the Pacific Northwest that were there. There was 46 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 1: at least one guy that came down from Vancouver in 47 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: which is not that far away, and then where people 48 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: come from Oregon, and it was it was a lot 49 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: of fun people all over that region. It was great. 50 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: And so I had all these plans in twenty twenty 51 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: to go meet the people and all that, and then 52 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,679 Speaker 1: I forget what happened. There was something that involved like 53 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: a facial covering and toilet paper try to block it out, 54 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: but that happened, and then that carried into twenty twenty one, 55 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: and then even where we live, it carried into like 56 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. It just kept going, wouldn't stop. So 57 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: but anyway, long story short, So now here we are 58 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, and I'm like, it's time to 59 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: go out and shake hands and kiss babies. And was 60 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: originally going to do something in April, and then some 61 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: of my peeps said, hey, wait a minute. Some of 62 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: my boots on the ground said, this is not a 63 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: good idea. It's not a good and the weather is 64 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: still not great in April. You should probably come sometime 65 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: in May. And so that got delayed. And then I 66 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: to coordinate logistics with the schedule with the YFE and 67 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: so there's a lot of moving parts. She needed to 68 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: get some time off from work and all that. So 69 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 1: finally everything lined up and it is about on like 70 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: Donkey Kong, it's twinkies time coming up. I have all 71 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: the information. This is a podcast excluded nobody else, Danny, 72 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: not a single podcast, not Joe Rogan, not Corolla. They 73 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: don't have what we're about to give about the tom 74 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,799 Speaker 1: Brady podcast, not even the Jim Gray tom Brady podcast. 75 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 1: They don't have it. Yeah, I'm telling you, Danny, nobody 76 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 1: has the information. This is the most valuable resource we 77 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: can possibly provide. And the people that listen to the 78 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,560 Speaker 1: radio show, they don't have it. They don't know, they're 79 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: they're in the dark. It's only for those of you 80 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 1: that are part of the P one contingent, part of 81 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 1: the fifth hour, and here it is. Are you ready, Dan? 82 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: Would you like a two dollar drum roll, Yeah, I'm sure. 83 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: Why not? All right? So I mentioned it Twinkies time, Well, 84 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: not the Minnesota Twins. It's not those twinkies. It's not 85 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,039 Speaker 1: the Saint Paul Saints because they're on the road. But 86 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: who cares. It is the main event. The main event 87 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: is about to happen. I am about to release the 88 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: five ws. You remember when you were a journalist for 89 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:33,360 Speaker 1: the Associated Press, the five w's of every story. You've 90 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,239 Speaker 1: got to get the who, what, where, when and why? 91 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: Very important. You can also get the how if you want, 92 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 1: But who, what, where, when and why are the most 93 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: important things. So who we'll start with that. The who 94 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: would be yours truly, that would be me awkwardly trying 95 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:55,480 Speaker 1: not to talk in the third person. But it's about 96 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: the show. It's about the Overnight Show and all that. 97 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: I never heard of them. I know, it's a no, 98 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: it's a nobody what. That would be the first Mallard 99 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 1: meet and greet that we like official planned out Mallard 100 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: meet and greet that we've done outside of California since COVID, 101 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 1: because I did meet some listeners last minute in Appleton, Wisconsin, 102 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: but that was like a I threw that together at 103 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 1: the last minute. It wasn't planned out. This thing is 104 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 1: planned out. So it's a Mallard meet and greet. And 105 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: this is not sanctioned by Fox Sports Radio. My bosses 106 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 1: want nothing to do with me. They want to distance 107 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:39,719 Speaker 1: themselves from me. So this is all on my own dime. 108 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: They're not paying for this. God knows the station in 109 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,039 Speaker 1: Minnesota's not paying for it. This is out of my 110 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 1: own pocket. And I'm gonna fly into Minnesota for the 111 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: Mallard meet greet. And now where, Danny. That is the 112 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: next part of the five ws. The third W is 113 00:06:55,440 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: where And this is where things go a little sideways. 114 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 1: I let me explain, because the where is t b 115 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: D to be determined somewhere, don't don't be laughing. There 116 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 1: somewhere in the Greater Minnesota area, preferably a nice mom 117 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: and pop restaurant that I like to support the local establishment, 118 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: so it would be preferred, But I'm open to going 119 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: to a chain because chains, I've learned over the years, 120 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: are actually owned by mom and pops. So I'm fine 121 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: either way. So the where is up in the air now. 122 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: To be fair, I had our our listeners, spin Psycho Regina, 123 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: who had reached out to me, and she said she 124 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: had a couple of venues picked out. Oh boy, yeah, exactly. 125 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if she's listening. So I've now sent 126 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 1: two separate email messages to spin cycle Regina because she 127 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: flew out to California and you met her and she's 128 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: very Oh yeah, she brought some Minnesota drugs with her. 129 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: She's a very lovely lady. In my apologies to her. 130 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 1: So we were like, yeah, okay, she's she's been emailing. 131 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,120 Speaker 1: She said I want to do this. She picked some dates, 132 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: the dates didn't quite work out, so I emailed her side. 133 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: I booked the plane ticket, We're good to go. I've 134 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 1: got a place to stay in Minnesota. We're ready to go. 135 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: And so I email her and I don't hear anything back, 136 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,800 Speaker 1: and then I go and let me, let me get 137 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: this up here. So I want to show you exactly 138 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 1: what I've been what I've been dealing with here. I 139 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,200 Speaker 1: email it's been cycled Regina. I'm like, hey man, I'm here, 140 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. And in response to those emails, 141 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: I get four messages back saying that your message could 142 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 1: not be delivered to and then it lists the email 143 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 1: address their inbox is full or is getting too much 144 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:07,959 Speaker 1: mail right now? What? Yeah, this for her only fans account. 145 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 1: I don't know what she's got going up. So this 146 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: is actually a Gmail account that I have. So I 147 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: got this. The original message was it's a Gmail will 148 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: retry for forty six more hours. You'll be notified if 149 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 1: your delivery fails permanently. So then I get another email 150 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:31,680 Speaker 1: saying Gmail will retry for twenty two more hours, You'll 151 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: be notified if the delivery fails permanently. And then the 152 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:38,359 Speaker 1: final one was the inbox is full, You're screwed, basically. 153 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: So then I was like, well, this must have been 154 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: a mistake. And I was like, I double checked the email, 155 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: you know, I did that whole thing. I thought, well, 156 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:47,040 Speaker 1: maybe I coocked the wrong button or it was a glitch. 157 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: So then I sent another email, and the emails like, hey, 158 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 1: exciting news, I've got the ticket booked, I got the date, 159 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: the whole thing, and then the same same deal, the 160 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:05,120 Speaker 1: same deal happened. So this is what happens when you 161 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 1: try to email celebrities, I guess. So I had no 162 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,679 Speaker 1: idea that Regina was that popular. I knew she was 163 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: popular in the show, so anyway, that is part of 164 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: the where we will determine. And if Regina is not available, 165 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: if she can't help us out, there are certainly other options. 166 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 1: In fact, if you happen to be someone listening to 167 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 1: this podcast who's a fan of the show and you 168 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,319 Speaker 1: have a restaurant, or you have a relative that has 169 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: a restaurant and you're interested, I'm certainly taking suggestions because 170 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 1: I don't know that I'll hear from Regina anytime soon. 171 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,320 Speaker 1: So if not, I got to have a backup plan, 172 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,440 Speaker 1: which made Danny become the main event. Depending on how 173 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: this goes, this could become where we actually end up 174 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: holding the event. I don't know how many people are 175 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,040 Speaker 1: going to be there. I have no idea. As I 176 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 1: always say, it might be nobody, might be one person, 177 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 1: two people, whatever, doesn't matter. Whoever shows up, I'll be 178 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 1: there whether it's a big turnout or no. And based 179 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: on the feedback I've gotten from people, I think it's 180 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,679 Speaker 1: gonna be a pretty big thing. Yep. We gotta get 181 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 1: back to the five w So the who is me, 182 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: the what is the meet and greet? The war is 183 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 1: to be determined. The when here's the big thing. The 184 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: when is Saturday, May twentieth, So five twenty twenty twenty three, 185 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:23,200 Speaker 1: May twentieth. We don't have a time on that. We 186 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: think it's going to be likely in the in the evening. 187 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: That's usually when these things are to be a couple 188 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,000 Speaker 1: of hours, two or three hours. I'll set it for two, 189 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 1: but I'll be willing to stay much longer depending on 190 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: how it goes. But that'll be May twentieth, and that's 191 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,680 Speaker 1: on a Saturday, so it's a little less than two 192 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: months away. And the why, the why is because I 193 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,720 Speaker 1: just want to hang out, meet to meet people. And 194 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,640 Speaker 1: I've not spent much time in Minnesota other than the airport, 195 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 1: in fact, no time other than the airport. And I 196 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,679 Speaker 1: just want to see what makes people tick and all 197 00:11:56,679 --> 00:12:00,240 Speaker 1: that stuff. So that's writing down the info right now, matey. 198 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 1: If yeah, in a request to iHeart to pay for 199 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 1: my plane ticket right now. Yeah, I'm sure they'll take 200 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 1: care of that, no problem on that. And I have 201 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 1: a feeling once I asked the company for promotional items, Danny, 202 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,199 Speaker 1: they'll give me a bunch of T shirts and write 203 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,240 Speaker 1: all that stuff. I have some Coveno and Rich nerve 204 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,959 Speaker 1: footballs I can give you. Oh, you're a made man 205 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: when it comes to the nerve footballs. That's good. I 206 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 1: might have to rip that off. But what item they do? Footballs? 207 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: What could I could do? Like a something that fits you? Like? Um, 208 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:37,000 Speaker 1: let's see, oh dress balls, stress ball. Do have a 209 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 1: lot of anxiety when I listen to you ripping my 210 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 1: favorite teams, So dress ball it would be a good idea. 211 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,079 Speaker 1: I had a good one this week. Oh man, I 212 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: absolutely pantst Cooper Loop metaphorically of course on the radio. Hey, 213 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: but the other night the Lakers were playing the Suns 214 00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:00,240 Speaker 1: on Wednesday night. Yeah, it was a nice victory. Well, 215 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 1: I was a great victory. And I think the game ball, 216 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 1: if I remember correctly, went to Scott Foster. Is that correct? Wrong? 217 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 1: The ultimate right? And now you sound like the Sun's 218 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:14,479 Speaker 1: head coach. Listen, facts are facts. So this is hilarious. 219 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,480 Speaker 1: So me and Coop get into it. The other night 220 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: on the Thursday show. We're going back and forth, right 221 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 1: and Coop, of course, much like yourself and Roberto giving 222 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:28,440 Speaker 1: Laker propaganda. So we're going back and forth and I'm 223 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 1: pointing out facts about how ridiculous the NBA is, and 224 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 1: they don't even hide it. You know, forty six foul 225 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 1: shots to twenty. There should never be that big a disparity. 226 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 1: It's ridiculous, right, It's absolutely ridiculous. And so you know 227 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,320 Speaker 1: Coop's bad defense by the Suns. No, it's it's called 228 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: it's called good officiating for the Lakers, is what it's called. 229 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,439 Speaker 1: So anyway, Coop's like, there's nothing here, You're just being 230 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:56,360 Speaker 1: a hater. So then I uncovered, through a minute's long investigation, 231 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:03,440 Speaker 1: I uncovered a audio clip from the Lakers television broadcast 232 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:09,200 Speaker 1: on sportsnet LA, the Lakers station, and on the whatever 233 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 1: it's called, is it time warners? What's it called? I 234 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:15,120 Speaker 1: think Spectrum sports Net. I was close whatever I was 235 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,080 Speaker 1: in the ballpark, I don't, I don't. It's not your 236 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:22,280 Speaker 1: fabulous ballies. Well ballies is great. I love ballis. Can 237 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,080 Speaker 1: see him anyway, So get to the point piece. So 238 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 1: I find this audio and in the audio, it's like 239 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,920 Speaker 1: a like a ten twelve second clip from the Laker 240 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 1: television broadcast. And you hear Stu Lance They're going to commercial. 241 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: Now the camera if you missed it, the camera shot 242 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: shows Anthony Davis sitting on the bench, the Laker players 243 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 1: are coming over the bench. It's a TV timeout and 244 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 1: as the players are coming over, Anthony Davis is sitting down. 245 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 1: You see DeAngelo Russell and st. Stu Lance breaks. He says, 246 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,640 Speaker 1: you know, Lakers whatever whatever to go to break. And 247 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: you hear DeAngelo Russell mentioned Scott Foster's name twice as 248 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 1: in homage to Scott Foster throwing the game for the Lakers, 249 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,640 Speaker 1: who was clear and obvious, open and shut right there. 250 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: And are the NBA people gonna do anything? No, they'll 251 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 1: they'll say, oh, we're investigating. They're not gonna do anything. 252 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: They're not gonna do anything. Just like that story a 253 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago about Lebron James, the guy that 254 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: outed Lebron doing performance annancing drugs. That story nobody touched 255 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 1: it because the NBA's in bed with all these media companies. 256 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: Bad job by them. Yeah, like I said, some balls 257 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: would be good for you, some stress balls, And they 258 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: should have the Ben Mallers show logo on one side 259 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 1: and the Lakers logo on the other side, because you 260 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: love playing with the Lakers balls all the time. I 261 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:55,240 Speaker 1: don't squeeze their balls. I don't. I certainly don't lick 262 00:15:55,320 --> 00:16:00,440 Speaker 1: them like something anyway. All right, basketball, bondle them basketball. 263 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 1: This is what I meant, Safari Kingdom, and I think 264 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: we got to deputize Ohio Ow to come up with 265 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 1: a little ditty for this. My guy Ohio out We 266 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 1: might have to get him music for this or somebody 267 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: else if they want to, but Ohio has become like 268 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: the default musician of this podcast. So Safari king these 269 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: are actual stories about animals and critters and things like that, 270 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 1: and I just want the record to show. People have 271 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,240 Speaker 1: accused me of stealing this bit from someone I forget who, 272 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 1: But this is nothing like animal Thunderdome. It's not a 273 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 1: feature that I came up with on OutKick the coverage 274 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:40,120 Speaker 1: years ago. It's not even close. It's not similar at all. 275 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 1: Because I would not I would be wrong to do that, 276 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: and I would never take part in something like that, Danny, 277 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 1: because as you know, oh I've known you for a 278 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 1: long time, and yeah, everything on your show is purely original, exactly. 279 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: There has never been anything that's not original. It's the 280 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,320 Speaker 1: original recipe eleven or herbs and spices. I've got that. 281 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: I even stole that from some all right, So this 282 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: first one. There's a lot of crocodile stories today, and 283 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: I've determined the reason there's a lot of crocodile stories. 284 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,200 Speaker 1: I was reading a story that said that crocodiles act 285 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:23,560 Speaker 1: weird weirder in two times a year, the spring in 286 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,160 Speaker 1: the fall, and so we're in the spring. This first 287 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: one is from the state of Florida, Daytona Beach. A 288 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 1: nine foot long alligator approaches a guy's house in Daytona Beach, 289 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,119 Speaker 1: this guy named Scott. So the guy's watching TV with 290 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:46,240 Speaker 1: his wife. The animal made a noise at the door, 291 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,840 Speaker 1: like it was knocking at the door because can't knock 292 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 1: it's got those little little alligator arms. So the alligator's 293 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,200 Speaker 1: like makes a noise like it wants to get in. 294 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 1: So the guy heard the noise, he thought it was 295 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 1: one of his kids. His He had a teenage son, 296 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,400 Speaker 1: so he thought it was one of his kids friends, right, 297 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 1: So he like Kyler Murray was at the door exactly. 298 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 1: And so this guy goes to the door and just assuming, 299 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: you know, what the hell, it's probably one of my 300 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: buddies or one of my kids buddies. So, according to 301 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: the report out of Florida, this guy's Scott. So he 302 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,520 Speaker 1: hears a bump to the door. He jumps up. He 303 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:28,120 Speaker 1: heads over to open the door without looking. The lights 304 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,680 Speaker 1: are off. He steps outside and trying he was trying 305 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,399 Speaker 1: to reach the light. I guess there's a light right 306 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,119 Speaker 1: outside the door, but you gotta reach to it. So 307 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,280 Speaker 1: he barely gets out the door and his leg he 308 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:43,720 Speaker 1: gets beaten by the alligator, and the alligator bites into 309 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 1: his thigh and starts shaking. This is a nine foot 310 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: long alligator like knocks on the guy's door. So then, 311 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,359 Speaker 1: for some reason, the alligator, I guess, didn't like the 312 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 1: taste of the guy. He is flesh for some reason, 313 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,119 Speaker 1: and the alligator let go. So the guy he turns 314 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,560 Speaker 1: the light on. He sees it's like he thought it 315 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,399 Speaker 1: was a dog. He turns, he turns the light on, 316 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,200 Speaker 1: sees it the gators covered in blood, and so he 317 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,920 Speaker 1: goes on. I closed the door. The gators stays on 318 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:18,359 Speaker 1: his front porch, doesn't leave. So the guy calls the 319 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 1: animal control. They come out, and of course they alligator 320 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,879 Speaker 1: sandwiches for everybody. Kill the thing. But how crazy is that? 321 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but if a gator bites me and draws blood, 322 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 1: I'm not waiting for animal control. I'm going into my 323 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,840 Speaker 1: kitchen and getting the biggest butcher knife I can find, 324 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 1: and I'm slicing up some nice boots for myself. Do 325 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 1: you think that would work, though, Like if you just 326 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: took a domestic kitchen knife, your standard kitchen knife, do 327 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: you think that would cut into the flesh of a gator? Okay, 328 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 1: let me rephrase that. I'm gonna run into my garage 329 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: and get the biggest aluminum baseball bat, okay, and go 330 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: back to the front porch and start swinging a way 331 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:04,480 Speaker 1: like Mickey Mantle. Yeah. No, you gotta swing like Mark 332 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:09,320 Speaker 1: McGuire or Barry Bonds in nineteen ninety eight nine or 333 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 1: two thousand, one of those guys. I am swinging like 334 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:17,480 Speaker 1: Mike Trout going after an otami pitch. Well, that was it. 335 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 1: That was an alligator story. This next one on the 336 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,520 Speaker 1: Safari Kingdom is a crocodile story, and this comes to 337 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,720 Speaker 1: us from South Africa where a safari guide had quite 338 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,639 Speaker 1: the story. This sounds like a fish story, but it 339 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: appears to be true. It's well, it's the Internet, so 340 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: who knows. This comes from a game reserve in South 341 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,439 Speaker 1: Africa where a Safari Guide had a very close encounter 342 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:48,719 Speaker 1: with a with a crocodile and what happened. So there 343 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: is video to prove this actually took place. So this 344 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:57,920 Speaker 1: crocodile goes over and starts messing around with the cooler. 345 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,280 Speaker 1: There was like a bunch of food and whatnot. So 346 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,439 Speaker 1: the alligator goes or the crocodile, right, those are two 347 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,440 Speaker 1: separate things. So the crocodile goes over and steals the 348 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,439 Speaker 1: cooler full of beer, and and so this got posted 349 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,719 Speaker 1: on Facebook. It was there was some like play by 350 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,959 Speaker 1: play on it, but that's not where the story is, right. 351 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 1: The story is the croc goes over, crashes this picnic, 352 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:28,080 Speaker 1: steals the cooler full of beer, and then ends up 353 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 1: fighting with another croc who tried to take the beer. 354 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 1: So they've done this before. The other one has a 355 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 1: taste for beer. It sounds like, I guess, or maybe 356 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,680 Speaker 1: they thought there was something else in there. Pretty crazy, 357 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: pretty pretty wild and crazy. These things are doing their thing. 358 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 1: But anyway, so there you go. Yeah, you're having a 359 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:57,879 Speaker 1: nice picnic piccotic basket. Right. Some other looks like some 360 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,159 Speaker 1: fruit there some veggies. Can't really tell what else is 361 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,280 Speaker 1: in the Picnic Next up on the Safari Kingdom. Dogs, 362 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:12,360 Speaker 1: it turns out, increase your risk of a sleep DISORDERFF 363 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: and cats boost the chance of legtrics. Just according to 364 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:28,200 Speaker 1: a recent study that said pets can provide a sense 365 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 1: of security, they do negatively affect sleep. The largest sleep 366 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: differences we're seen between dog and non dog owners. Snoring, 367 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,680 Speaker 1: abruptly waking up, and a need for sleeping pills were 368 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:50,400 Speaker 1: factored in. This is a study from Lincoln Memorial University. 369 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,560 Speaker 1: I assume that's in. I don't know. There's a lot 370 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 1: of places named Lincoln, so I don't know where that 371 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 1: which Lincoln that is. But they said dogs are more 372 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:04,600 Speaker 1: trouble with sleeping, sleeping disorder, sleep apnea, feeling unrested, feeling sleepy, 373 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,440 Speaker 1: not getting enough sleep, needing pills to sleep, having leg jerks, 374 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 1: while cats cats disrupt your sleep, was snoring, trouble with 375 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:18,040 Speaker 1: falling asleep, sleeping in leg jerks. So there you go. Yeah, 376 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 1: and I buy this because just a few nights ago, 377 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: our little dog was snapping at our cat throughout the night. 378 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,119 Speaker 1: The two of them just could not get comfortable. The 379 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 1: cat would go to sleep for like five minutes, wake up, 380 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,879 Speaker 1: go play, in the blinds. This cat zooming around making noise. 381 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 1: The dog is pissed off, trying to snap at the cat. 382 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:46,800 Speaker 1: My wife just grabs her pregnant pillows and says, I 383 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 1: can't even sleep, I'm going downstairs, and stomped downstairs, pissed 384 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,680 Speaker 1: off at both pits. That is unfortunate. Yeah, No, I 385 00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,119 Speaker 1: do not have a cat. I have Bella. Bella's in 386 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,880 Speaker 1: the nursing home. She's still at the house, but she's 387 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,160 Speaker 1: been quarantined because Bella has lost the ability to control 388 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: her bodily functions anyway, So, but she slept in like 389 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: on the edge of the bed for many many years, 390 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,440 Speaker 1: and but she would like when she was potty trained, 391 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,560 Speaker 1: she would wake up. She would wake me up by 392 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:26,480 Speaker 1: standing on my head and pawing at my forehead, wake 393 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 1: me up. Whether I was ready to get up or not. 394 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,520 Speaker 1: She was like, I need to go to the bathroom, 395 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 1: so I'll just wake your fat ass up. And she 396 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: didn't bother my wife very much. It was always me. 397 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,920 Speaker 1: She liked to harass me. So I think they go 398 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 1: to the man first because they are scared of the women, 399 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 1: same way we are sexist. Because my cat as cool 400 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 1: as a panther as he is. If he wants to 401 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,119 Speaker 1: eat in the middle of the night, his go to 402 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,119 Speaker 1: move is to go knock the blinds around because he 403 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,160 Speaker 1: knows that noise pisses us off. So he's like, yeah, 404 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: he's sleeping, motherfucker. So he goes to my side of 405 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,440 Speaker 1: the bed where the blinds are, and he just starts 406 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:14,639 Speaker 1: whacking away with his paws. They're not that dumb. I mean, 407 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,879 Speaker 1: they're not the smartest, but they're not that them. All right, 408 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:22,840 Speaker 1: don't do a lost cap magnet pencil next. So next up, 409 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,320 Speaker 1: here's one Beatles. We got some story about vermin and 410 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:32,840 Speaker 1: oh I love Paul McCartney. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So the 411 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:39,560 Speaker 1: well known beetle which sucks water into their butts to 412 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,320 Speaker 1: stay hydrated. Did you know that about the beetle? No? Yeah, 413 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,640 Speaker 1: scientists say they now know how instead of drinking water 414 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:51,440 Speaker 1: through their mouths, beatles op for a slightly different approach 415 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 1: and they use their buttocks. Can you first of all, 416 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 1: can you imagine being the scientist as signed to figure 417 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,119 Speaker 1: out how they drink water out of their ass? Yeah? 418 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaker 1: That's your gig. Unbelievable study published just this week a 419 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 1: couple days ago in the Journal Proceedings of the National 420 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,439 Speaker 1: Academy of Sciences. It says while the dairy air drinking 421 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:23,000 Speaker 1: behavior was known to scientists, the mechanisms behind it were 422 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 1: unknown until now. A new investigation by researchers from Denmark 423 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: and Scotland. That's what they're doing in Denmark and Scotland, 424 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 1: they're going for it reveals that the insects can pull 425 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 1: a moisture from the air through their rectums and convert 426 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 1: it into fluids like that's like magic, and it then 427 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: gets absorbed into their bodies. This is like but dunka 428 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,040 Speaker 1: dunk to infinity and beyond. And it says the weird 429 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,200 Speaker 1: trick is essentially beneficial when living in an extremely dry environment, 430 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,320 Speaker 1: so they can just get water out of the air. Yeah. 431 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,080 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, if they were chilling in southern 432 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:09,760 Speaker 1: California the past month, they'd be waterboarded. Yeah, they would. 433 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 1: They would have drowned by now is what they would 434 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 1: have done. Here's a story to scary about mosquitos. A 435 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:23,160 Speaker 1: new invasive mosquito has descended on Florida. And of course 436 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:28,920 Speaker 1: you know what that means, Danny, the media is scaring everybody. Disease, disease, disease, disease, 437 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:34,919 Speaker 1: you're all going to die. The mosquito is originally from 438 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:40,200 Speaker 1: Central and South America, but it has spread to South 439 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 1: Florida and they're concerned about the West Nile virus. All right, 440 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,360 Speaker 1: so remind me not to go where gagon is there 441 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:53,680 Speaker 1: in Florida. I'll try to avoid that. Well, this is 442 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,680 Speaker 1: a fake animal. So you know that that cat scratch 443 00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,399 Speaker 1: fever thing, that fake snake cat. Did you see that? 444 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,920 Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, yeah, everyone got fooled by it. People 445 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: were like, I can't believe that. That's unbelievable. I don't understand. 446 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,560 Speaker 1: So if he didn't see it. A photo of this 447 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: black and yellow cat went viral on every social media 448 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,359 Speaker 1: platform and there was a text that claimed it was 449 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:24,440 Speaker 1: a snake cat from the Amazon Rainforest. It turns out 450 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,399 Speaker 1: it was. It was not legit, and now the Daily 451 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,200 Speaker 1: Mail this Week investigated. They talked to the guy behind 452 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,280 Speaker 1: it and says that he cooked it up using it 453 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,359 Speaker 1: was AI generated. I knew it was a fake. It 454 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 1: was artificial intelligence generated. But he got post to Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, 455 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,560 Speaker 1: thousands of people shared it. Millions of people saw it 456 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 1: and they were like, was it real? Is it a hoax. 457 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,240 Speaker 1: But you knew right away, Danny, you knew that it 458 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,840 Speaker 1: was not. I had to look at it for a 459 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 1: little bit, but it looked too cool to be true. Yeah, 460 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,040 Speaker 1: it was pretty good looking, and it was like as 461 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,760 Speaker 1: scary as I gotta. It's like whoa like? But then 462 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,400 Speaker 1: you thought, in the whole wide world, there's a bunch 463 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 1: of stuff we don't know about. But he looked like 464 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,880 Speaker 1: it's just like a regular housecap. But it was. It's 465 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: like as obviously like a snake, black and white reptilian, 466 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,160 Speaker 1: and it's pretty good anyway. The guy is a Russian. 467 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 1: Russian Facebook user came up with that he's the guy 468 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:27,920 Speaker 1: behind it, a comrade, it's ai art. Do you think 469 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,240 Speaker 1: that'll be the first and only fake animal this guy creates? 470 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,360 Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I don't even half the stuff I 471 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 1: want I see on the internet. I think it's total bullshit. Well, 472 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,120 Speaker 1: here's the story out of Tanzania that will warm your heart. 473 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,840 Speaker 1: In these in the very popular Safari Kingdom, And how 474 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,800 Speaker 1: about this? They say there is a lake in Tanzania 475 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:57,400 Speaker 1: that instantly turns animals that touch it to stone. Doesn't 476 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 1: that sound something out like out of the Bible or 477 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: some kind of like story, yeah, very much. So, Yeah, 478 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 1: it doesn't sound legit at all, but there is a 479 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: story making the rounds to say that it is absolutely true. 480 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 1: Lake Natron it's a blood red lake in Tanzania that's 481 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,440 Speaker 1: one of the world's deadliest, and it says that it's 482 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: it's typically fatal for most animals that will be encrusted 483 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: in salt. It's it's only bacteria. Oh that makes the 484 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:35,920 Speaker 1: water red. Very sodom and gomorrah. Yeah, so this is 485 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: just a lake. It's like, it looks crazy because it's 486 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:44,360 Speaker 1: all red, but it's it's all freaking bacteria. How wild 487 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 1: is that. It's right out of Greek mythology. It would 488 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,240 Speaker 1: be like drinking out of that big body of water 489 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,080 Speaker 1: near Palm Springs, the Salt and Sea. Yea, the Salt 490 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 1: and Sea, which is a great resort town until it 491 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,640 Speaker 1: wasn't a great resort town. Yea, until all the dead 492 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 1: species we're washing up on the shore. Yeah. Now, the 493 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,160 Speaker 1: only thing it's good for is people on YouTube that 494 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 1: go out there and make videos or album cover shoots 495 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,560 Speaker 1: like Lincoln Park did back in the day. There you go, 496 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 1: so remind me not to go to South Florida. Or Tanzania. 497 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 1: I'll try not to go to those two places, and 498 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,680 Speaker 1: we'll do a little I got a couple, I got 499 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,320 Speaker 1: a few minutes here, so we'll do a quick, a quick, 500 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: a couple of questions on pop Quiz, and so let's 501 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,320 Speaker 1: get the party started here on pop Quiz, Danny, I'm 502 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 1: gonna ask you these questions. You listening can play along 503 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,960 Speaker 1: and let's see how you do. So the first one, 504 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,880 Speaker 1: about forty percent of drivers have admitted that they have 505 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 1: a bad habit of doing this while driving. Masturbating. Well, 506 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:58,840 Speaker 1: it's actually higher than that, No, it is rubber necking. Okay, 507 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 1: I think it's higher, and that anytime there's an an accident, 508 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 1: it's a bumper, A bumper, a bumper. We all, Yeah, 509 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,040 Speaker 1: it's at least half of the people on the road 510 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 1: that are nosy checking out what's going on, even on 511 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,880 Speaker 1: the other side of the freeway. Oh, totally, totally, totally. 512 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:22,200 Speaker 1: And if there's a firetruck, police lights, it's it's a 513 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,960 Speaker 1: show without the popcorn and the snacks. Next up on 514 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 1: pop because two thirds of drivers say it can take 515 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,600 Speaker 1: over a week before they do something about this when 516 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:39,920 Speaker 1: it happens to their vehicle. What is it when it 517 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,600 Speaker 1: happens to their vehicle low fuel light comes on. Low 518 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,200 Speaker 1: fuel light, Well, that would be something if he took 519 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,240 Speaker 1: him over in a week, they'd be run out of again. No, 520 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 1: the correct answer women wait that long. Yeah. Yeah, my 521 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: wife is like I hate getting gased. She will wait 522 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 1: till the very last second. Bend that. That's how much 523 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: she hates the gas station. Yeah, my wife's the same way. 524 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,400 Speaker 1: She knows I'll get gas like ninety five percent of 525 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,320 Speaker 1: the time because I don't really mind getting gas. I 526 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,000 Speaker 1: kind of like the smell of gas and all that. 527 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 1: But she sometimes you'll have to get gas, and I 528 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 1: always hear it, just like your wife, my eye, how 529 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 1: to get gas, you know, how to get out of 530 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,480 Speaker 1: the car, the whole, the whole. You're purposely getting gas 531 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,000 Speaker 1: on your fingers so you can smell it later. Oh 532 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,160 Speaker 1: it's great. Yeah, it's a good smell. But the answer 533 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,520 Speaker 1: is to clean. Bird is the word bird droppings, to clean. 534 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,280 Speaker 1: Oh that's nasty. Get that shit off your paint immediately. Yeah, 535 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 1: that's not good for the paint. Man. You gotta just 536 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 1: hose that off. If you don't do something, get a tissue, 537 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,240 Speaker 1: do something, because that's not good for the car. And 538 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,280 Speaker 1: when I see people driving around with lots of bird 539 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: shit on their vehicle, that tells me something about them. 540 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,440 Speaker 1: What does that tell you, Danny, that there's some dirty 541 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,600 Speaker 1: m efforts. Yeah, that tells you their house is probably 542 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: covered in all kinds of shit too, right, weed man 543 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,360 Speaker 1: hippie's house. So yeah, let's that's some fresh bird dudu 544 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,400 Speaker 1: and it just happened. You do not roll around in 545 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 1: a car with tons of bird crap on it. It's 546 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:10,719 Speaker 1: a bad look, you know what. I also don't like 547 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,000 Speaker 1: that annoys me. The window tint that's been on for 548 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,399 Speaker 1: too long and starts bubbling up. Yeah, that's a bad 549 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:22,480 Speaker 1: that annoys me. That's a horrible look. Yeah, just tear 550 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: it off or get a new window tint or do something. 551 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,279 Speaker 1: But that's just bad. Car is an extension of you, 552 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,480 Speaker 1: and if it looks like that, then it's telling us 553 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,640 Speaker 1: something about you. We got time for two more, two 554 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,840 Speaker 1: more of these on pop quiz. So if if you 555 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,080 Speaker 1: are average, you're certainly not average, Danding. But if you're average, 556 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,799 Speaker 1: you have six of these right now. You have six 557 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: of these right now? What do you think of it? 558 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,320 Speaker 1: You're average? You have six of these that would be 559 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,440 Speaker 1: your sperm count. I hope it's higher than that. But 560 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 1: the answer is unread emails in your inbox. Oh, come on, 561 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,240 Speaker 1: I mean we have hundreds. Who has six? I'm looking 562 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,000 Speaker 1: right now at my inbox. You want to take a 563 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,480 Speaker 1: guess how many unread emails I have in my in 564 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,759 Speaker 1: Oh it's in the thousands, I'm sure, on top of 565 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,960 Speaker 1: just all the regular life crap you would get no 566 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:27,680 Speaker 1: matter what your profession is, we get lots of broadcasting crap. Yeah, 567 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,520 Speaker 1: and I the email I use. I had a website 568 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,759 Speaker 1: where a bunch of pr people would pitch me on 569 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 1: stories to put on the website. As you know, Danny, 570 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,160 Speaker 1: once you end up on those email lists, you never 571 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 1: leave those email lists the rest of time. So right 572 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: now in my inbox, I have unread emails. I have 573 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:53,320 Speaker 1: seventy thousand, seven hundred and eight unread emails in my inbox. 574 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:59,840 Speaker 1: Hell now, yeah, it doesn't surprise me. Seventy thousand, and 575 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,759 Speaker 1: that is down because at one point it was over 576 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,040 Speaker 1: one hundred thousand. I deleted a bunch because I ran 577 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,880 Speaker 1: out of space, So I delete a bunch, all right. 578 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,320 Speaker 1: Last one ninety six percent of people say they have 579 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 1: no patience for this? What is it? No patience for this? 580 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: Ye Kanye West, Kanye West. That is well, actually it's 581 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,960 Speaker 1: higher than that. At this point, I know the answer 582 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: is listening to voicemail messages. D That's number one. That 583 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,479 Speaker 1: should be number one on the board. Who the hell 584 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:43,359 Speaker 1: leaves voice messages in the year twenty twenty three. It's 585 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,719 Speaker 1: not nineteen ninety three, it's twenty twenty three. Get with 586 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,240 Speaker 1: the times. I'm the guy, Danny when when text messaging started, 587 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,680 Speaker 1: I was going to send a text message, and now 588 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,440 Speaker 1: I'm the guy that only wants to send text messages 589 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 1: and would like to not talk to anyone. That's me anyway, 590 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,360 Speaker 1: it is. It is Friday, Danny. You want to promote anything? 591 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,239 Speaker 1: You got any to promote here? Anything you want to 592 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:09,800 Speaker 1: sell you? Last, lastly, on that last point, Ben, my 593 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,840 Speaker 1: mom left a voice message and I deleted it without 594 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,920 Speaker 1: listening to it. Oh your mom, your MAMU. Come on, 595 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,120 Speaker 1: that's well, I mean I just called her instead. But 596 00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,280 Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's how much we do not listen 597 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,080 Speaker 1: to voicemails. There's no question. It is a Friday. You're 598 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,960 Speaker 1: done with your radio shift. I still have Covino and 599 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,239 Speaker 1: rich with all their shenanigans going on Friday afternoon from 600 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,560 Speaker 1: two to four pm West Coast time. All right, and 601 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,520 Speaker 1: I will be hanging out. I am going to an 602 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:48,880 Speaker 1: Italian restaurant today with my wife's friends, and then we 603 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:53,399 Speaker 1: have some kind of big plan after them, Giggy, I'm 604 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,240 Speaker 1: not exactly I'm just being dragged along Danny, so I'm 605 00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,560 Speaker 1: their boy toy. He there you go. Of course, the 606 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,600 Speaker 1: ie candy blind on the eye candy. Anyway, have a 607 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,759 Speaker 1: great rest your day. We got big podcast all weekend long. 608 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,719 Speaker 1: Don't forget Saturday Saturday Saturday Life of Mallard, Life of 609 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,960 Speaker 1: Danny ge podcast, and we'll have all kinds of wild 610 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,480 Speaker 1: and crazy tales in that. And then on Sunday, got 611 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,800 Speaker 1: the mailbag as well. Then right back on the radio 612 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:26,720 Speaker 1: on a Sunday night in the Monday. Enjoy the college 613 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:31,840 Speaker 1: basketball and we will catch you next time later. Skater 614 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,840 Speaker 1: gott a murder, Gotta go.