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Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of the Around the NFL Podcast.
Speaker 1: My name is Dan Hansas, and I'm coming to you
Speaker 1: from a city filled with heroes in bunkers. Mark Sessler,
Speaker 1: Chris Wesling, and Greg ros Atal. What is up? Boys?
Speaker 1: Hey Dan? What's that us? You all right? Buddy? Hey Dan?
Speaker 1: That seems he seemed to be in a weekend state initially,
Speaker 1: and you know, given the times that we live in, immediately, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, alarm bells go off here at Zeuser manner.
Speaker 1: Everything okay over there, everything is copasetic. Good, good good.
Speaker 1: We had a fun little zoom cocktail hour last night.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what a star studded affair. Greg, you were
Speaker 1: there for the earlier part, but it really popped off
Speaker 1: a little later on. We had Zach Goldman dropped by
Speaker 1: Handsome Hank, Colleen Wolf, Mark Gonzo, Emily Hansas. Um, Erica
Speaker 1: never showed up, Lakisha and uh, it did bring back memories,
Speaker 1: Erica when you missed out that as amazing night in
Speaker 1: Indianapolis where things just went off and you were in
Speaker 1: your hotel. Similar situation with that, Yeah, sort of a
Speaker 1: disturbing formula. That that you departed or didn't show up,
Speaker 1: and the night just unfolds into I mean, we had
Speaker 1: a great time. Well, I think you guys have me
Speaker 1: to thank, you know, it's like when I don't go
Speaker 1: you guys having an incredible night. Let's maybe there is
Speaker 1: some correlation there. This is the Friday edition of the
Speaker 1: Around the NFL podcast. We're gonna hit a little bit
Speaker 1: of news, not much to hit, but we'll hit on
Speaker 1: a couple of items, and then Mark Sessler is gonna
Speaker 1: debut a game that he's been cooking up in his
Speaker 1: his scientists lab for a few days along with Ricky.
Speaker 1: It's are we are co hosting um this affair? Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's a Erica and Mark Sessler joint together. Without
Speaker 1: getting too far into it because we'll we'll give it
Speaker 1: more of a background when we get to it. Mark,
Speaker 1: But what is a uh, you know, a fifteen second
Speaker 1: explanation of what's coming up later today. The name of
Speaker 1: the game is Text or Tweet, and we all will
Speaker 1: have a turn to pick text or Tweet and the
Speaker 1: chaos will ensue from there. Interesting a game of chaos. Greg.
Speaker 1: This game I feel like, especially maybe not sit well
Speaker 1: with you. Your thoughts. Why why would that be. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm open to we need to mix it up a
Speaker 1: little here. I don't think we I don't think we
Speaker 1: need to go any deeper on Derrick Henry Signy is
Speaker 1: franchise tag tender to bring the text or tweet. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get to the news that we will hit hit
Speaker 1: it Ricky. All right, let us start with really the
Speaker 1: most good job football Cogness and day, this whole podcast,
Speaker 1: everyone else that follows the sport and has a pulse
Speaker 1: never believing anything Ryan Pace had to say at the
Speaker 1: end of season press conference about Mitch Robinsky being his guy,
Speaker 1: the starter next season. Blah blah blah. They go and
Speaker 1: they upgrade uh the quarterback room by trading for Nick Foles,
Speaker 1: the former Super Bowl m v P and now Ryan
Speaker 1: Pace says in um conversation with reporters that there will
Speaker 1: be a quote open competition at quarterback between Folds and
Speaker 1: the incumbent first round pick of two thousand and seventeen,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Trabinsky. Um. He put it like this, When we
Speaker 1: walk out on the first day, whenever it is, whether
Speaker 1: it's O t AS or whether it's training camp, Mitch
Speaker 1: will be going first in the huddle. Uh, this is
Speaker 1: from Matt Naggy actually, the Bears coach. But it's going
Speaker 1: to be equal with Foles. There will be equal reps
Speaker 1: with similar players and against similar players. It's going to
Speaker 1: be extremely competitive. Translate Greg Rosentthal. I mean, my my
Speaker 1: translation is Nick Foles is going to be their Week
Speaker 1: one starter. Not that Drabinsky wouldn't be giving a fair chance,
Speaker 1: but just he's not as good a player. And if
Speaker 1: you look at folds his contract, which Ian Rappaport put
Speaker 1: out the details a few days ago, it's an interesting one.
Speaker 1: But the key was that they're still giving Nick Foles
Speaker 1: twenty one million guaranteed over the next two years. The
Speaker 1: Bears chose to do that, and so I don't think
Speaker 1: you're gonna choose to do that unless you are ready
Speaker 1: to play Nick Foles. I think if you bring in
Speaker 1: Nick Foles after all that's gone down with Mitchell Robinsky,
Speaker 1: I mean, what what do you what was told what
Speaker 1: was told to Nick Foles other than you are our starter?
Speaker 1: Because I don't Competition is fine, but unless you want
Speaker 1: to uh come across as utterly psychotic to your fan base,
Speaker 1: you don't pitch this as anything less than a one
Speaker 1: on one competition that heavily favors Nick Foles. I mean,
Speaker 1: he'd have to utterly collapse, um, in whatever they have
Speaker 1: before Week one to not start that game. I'm with Greg, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we saw glimpses of development in two thousand eighteen. And
Speaker 1: if you were a Bearrass fan who did not want
Speaker 1: to count out your number two overall draft pick and
Speaker 1: alleged franchise quarterback, he could try to make excuses for
Speaker 1: last season and point to the non throwing shoulder injury.
Speaker 1: But then you look deeper, and that happened about halfway
Speaker 1: through the season. He was terrible in September when he
Speaker 1: was healthy. Um, it's just hard to come up with
Speaker 1: reasons to believe that Trabinsky would beat out Nick Fooles
Speaker 1: in an open competition. In other news, the defending Super
Speaker 1: Bowl champions will have one of their top whiteouts on
Speaker 1: the roster. It looks like when Begins Whenever that maybe
Speaker 1: the Chiefs and Sammy Watkins agreed on a restructured contract.
Speaker 1: What is it? It's a haircut industry jargon. Sammy Watkins,
Speaker 1: Uh will make less money. It's a now a one
Speaker 1: year deal. It makes it will make nine million in
Speaker 1: base he could get up to sixteen and additional incentives.
Speaker 1: UM it creates in terms of capitally five million of relief.
Speaker 1: And that's pretty incredible when you think about this wide
Speaker 1: receiver market, if you're plugged into this free agent market
Speaker 1: and things like um, Amarik Cooper obviously got his pay day,
Speaker 1: but nobody else came, you know, sniffed um even fifteen million,
Speaker 1: and to see that Watkins was on the books for
Speaker 1: twenty one million is pretty outrageous considering his production. Then again,
Speaker 1: Chris Westling, Uh, this is a good guy to have
Speaker 1: around because you never know when he's gonna fulfill that
Speaker 1: great potential and carry your offense and spots. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: were games last year where you know, beyond the numbers,
Speaker 1: he looked um explosive. He had um great open field agility. Uh,
Speaker 1: he was able to get open. We saw even in
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl when he got open on Richard Sherman
Speaker 1: with the game on the line. The Chiefs loved him,
Speaker 1: and um, I'm surprised they were able to bring their
Speaker 1: entire starting offense back. This is a team that has
Speaker 1: of a couple of days ago, was sitting one hundred
Speaker 1: seventy seven dollars under the salary cap. That's about as
Speaker 1: tight as I've ever seen. That's a blue YETI microphone
Speaker 1: right there and then and then they're over it. That's outrageous. Um,
Speaker 1: and it's amazing they got him to take that big
Speaker 1: of a pay cup. But I guess he just didn't
Speaker 1: think he could make it up elsewhere. I just wonder,
Speaker 1: how are you going to stop the Chiefs. I know
Speaker 1: things change in the NFL, but the Chiefs are good
Speaker 1: at changing too. Andy Reid's in his bunker right now.
Speaker 1: They sent out a picture. He's in his shorts. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be cooking up something the rest of the
Speaker 1: league's not ready for in September when everyone comes back
Speaker 1: and he's got the best offensive team he's ever had
Speaker 1: to work with. That shot of him in the in
Speaker 1: his basement, that must have been him trying to figure
Speaker 1: out how to stay under the salary cap, because that's
Speaker 1: hard work. I can't even I've never heard a number
Speaker 1: that close to the limit. That's outrageous. Uh. Finally, in
Speaker 1: the news, Uh, this is a little bit of local
Speaker 1: NFL news. Uh. The Rams have a new stadium that
Speaker 1: everyone is expecting to be ready for the start of
Speaker 1: season so FI Stadium. But now there's a real element
Speaker 1: of doubt involved, UH because of obviously the COVID nineteen
Speaker 1: pandemic and what that means for everyone in construction slowing
Speaker 1: down and stopping. Kevin Kevin dem Off, Uh, the CEO
Speaker 1: the team, said, this is not the time you want
Speaker 1: to be finishing stadium in this environment. As you prepare, UM,
Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. Now. I would imagine the Colosseum
Speaker 1: is still available, but I'm not sure anymore. I don't
Speaker 1: have any more knowledge or depth on on this story,
Speaker 1: but they do seem to have a fallback plan unless
Speaker 1: something's going on with the Colosseum. But they were, they
Speaker 1: were pumped to open that facility. Just another um side
Speaker 1: effect of what's going on in the world. Well, it's
Speaker 1: fascinating because they in theory, they're setting up the schedule
Speaker 1: for the season, you know, in a month, and you
Speaker 1: would assume, well, first of all, they're gonna have to
Speaker 1: set up the schedule. But for the Chargers in the Rams,
Speaker 1: you know, sixteen dates at that at that stadium, it's
Speaker 1: like MetLife in New York. But you assume they're going
Speaker 1: to have a high profile you know, first game there,
Speaker 1: and maybe it might be weak to be week t
Speaker 1: s you know, Sunday night or Thursday night, who knows,
Speaker 1: But how can you set that up in a climate
Speaker 1: you don't know if the stadium is gonna be finished.
Speaker 1: It just is another reason why it's that everything about
Speaker 1: this season seems crazy, especially setting the schedule in the
Speaker 1: next month. I'd imagine that with any you know, open
Speaker 1: a new stadium on this date plan, you'd like, you'd
Speaker 1: like to think that there were clear cut in place, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, back plants where like this. If the Fred
Speaker 1: whatever reason, this doesn't happen, here's where we go. If
Speaker 1: that's not the case, UM, i'd be concerned. But I
Speaker 1: you know, the Rams, I appreciate them off being totally
Speaker 1: upfront about the deal. I mean like, there's no none
Speaker 1: of this or any any messaging we're getting about anything
Speaker 1: from anywhere. And I'm talking even outside of the NFL,
Speaker 1: where they're saying things are fine, everything's you know, work go.
Speaker 1: It's like, come on, I mean, just be real. We
Speaker 1: have no idea we're meant to move to that facility. UM,
Speaker 1: at a certain point, that's that equally see yeah, next
Speaker 1: that would have been about year from right now. We
Speaker 1: were scheduled to move there, and that's a good point
Speaker 1: mark that that might get pushed back to Hey, Ricky
Speaker 1: there and more immediate danger is the first event at
Speaker 1: the brand new venue, which is Taylor Swift. Swift her
Speaker 1: tour was supposed to open or play a date in
Speaker 1: l A or a weekend July. Um, while we're here,
Speaker 1: I would like your mount rushmore of Taylor Swift albums. Go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, put them in order? How man song?
Speaker 1: How many do I do we get? The seven albums?
Speaker 1: She has seven studio albums get famously the three best?
Speaker 1: Um you know presidents ever? So you so you got?
Speaker 1: You got four? Correct? That is number one? Is number one? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Number two? Speak now okay, okay, um, number three, Lover okay, interesting,
Speaker 1: lover comes back, lover comes back. And you can't overlook
Speaker 1: the red album. Okay, you can't, you can't. I had
Speaker 1: I had eighty nine at one, lover and two read
Speaker 1: at three in reputation at four. I don't really mess
Speaker 1: with her country stuff, so I know people like the
Speaker 1: earlier stuff. Old Juicer likes her pop stuff. So which
Speaker 1: of those albums includes the I Knew You were trouble
Speaker 1: when you walked in bedge That gets played in our
Speaker 1: house a lot. Enjoy that job job, Yeah, shaking his
Speaker 1: head and rolling his eyes. West, you don't mess with
Speaker 1: her country stuff yet her roots are as a country singer. Listen,
Speaker 1: she's from Pennsylvania, So let's calm down, pensylu Um. I
Speaker 1: only like jazz, the only true farm of music. I
Speaker 1: like all kinds of music. All right, speak now, though
Speaker 1: mine you are the best things it's ever in mind
Speaker 1: sparks fly like back to the set, like that that album.
Speaker 1: Then you gotta go back and relisten. It's so good.
Speaker 1: Fan base called what is the nickname for the story
Speaker 1: of us? Like, why are you gotta be so mea
Speaker 1: swift voters? I think I think they're swifties. I think
Speaker 1: that's what they are. Remember the old swift boat story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that had traction for a while. And enchanted. If you
Speaker 1: want to like be transported to another world, put on
Speaker 1: enchanted and just let the little dream of like falling
Speaker 1: in love just come. Oh my god, enchanted. So good. Okay,
Speaker 1: well there you go. Listeners. Oh, speaking of listeners, let
Speaker 1: me check right in I put a challenge out to
Speaker 1: the listeners a week ago today. That's what's happening in
Speaker 1: the news. I put a challenge out there a week
Speaker 1: ago today that I wanted five thousand ratings of our podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's see if they did it. This is a major
Speaker 1: This is happening in real time. This is no joke.
Speaker 1: This is radio drama. Let's see where we're at. I
Speaker 1: don't remember where it was before, but it was it
Speaker 1: was pretty far off. This is like the old nineteen
Speaker 1: forties fireside radio dramas where you just, you know, the
Speaker 1: whole family is hanging on by the edge of their
Speaker 1: seat like It's like pre podcast when you could edit
Speaker 1: um dead air like this out, you know, the only
Speaker 1: dead as you listen to this five thousand fifties seven meetings.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you listeners. I know you guys didn't
Speaker 1: think this is worth they've kept putting in the show,
Speaker 1: but this is important. The shows that you listen to
Speaker 1: us and helped us out when we asked for it.
Speaker 1: So again, the bond between the listeners and they around,
Speaker 1: then it was worth it. It was it was just
Speaker 1: the the in between. Let's get it up to six.
Speaker 1: Let's crank it. Let's crank, all right, let us crank,
Speaker 1: Uh all right, Mark taken away, buddy. No, I don't
Speaker 1: have any real knowledge of what the game is, nor
Speaker 1: does the rest of the hero apparently Ricky does. So
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Yeah? I mean she and I have, UM,
Speaker 1: you know, put this together behind the scenes. It's a
Speaker 1: really it's a relatively simple game because it's Friday. You know,
Speaker 1: let's not get too tax and burdened down with the
Speaker 1: whole thing you choose. We're gonna start with Greg because
Speaker 1: I liked his attitude, uh, coming out of the gate
Speaker 1: here about this game. Good attitude. So you either he's
Speaker 1: gonna basically using Greg as an example, is gonna pick
Speaker 1: I want a text or a tweet. And so what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen is if he picks uh text for instance, Erica,
Speaker 1: who organized Greg's material, is going to uh read out
Speaker 1: loud the text that Greg has to send and make
Speaker 1: very clear who he has to send it to. UM.
Speaker 1: If you pick tweet, Erica will read the tweet that
Speaker 1: she created for you to tweet out UM as soon
Speaker 1: as the show ends. Because what we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: you don't have to like transcribe we're gonna send you
Speaker 1: the exact text or tweet UM over our I am client,
Speaker 1: and you will you know, with in fifteen minutes of
Speaker 1: the show ending. The content must be up on up
Speaker 1: in real time so we can get any potential reactions.
Speaker 1: I don't want to step on the toes of the game.
Speaker 1: I would love that, but I I you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what people are dealing with tech wise. I
Speaker 1: could easy, we could easily send it to you and
Speaker 1: you can send it out as soon as possible. That's
Speaker 1: what we should do. And if anyone here's the thing,
Speaker 1: you cannot own up on Twitter or on the on
Speaker 1: said text thread until midnight Los Angeles time, that this
Speaker 1: is uh a ruse, that it's not you. You cannot
Speaker 1: just fifteen minutes now be like this was Erica and
Speaker 1: Mark like not me. It's like you've got to let
Speaker 1: it marinate till for till midnight. And if if any
Speaker 1: rules are broken, or if you in any in any way,
Speaker 1: and we're each going to have one too, so it's
Speaker 1: not just on the three of you. UM, if any
Speaker 1: of us, you know, break the any of these rules,
Speaker 1: it is an immediate one hundred dollar donation to the
Speaker 1: Los Angeles Regional Food Bank, which I will also send
Speaker 1: the link to, and I need photographic proof we both
Speaker 1: do that. Uh, this has been done. So shouldn't we
Speaker 1: just all donate a hundred dollars? Anyways, now that you
Speaker 1: brought it up, it's kind of you are more than
Speaker 1: free to do that. But it will be ant just saying,
Speaker 1: but we will do the exercise. That is a great idea,
Speaker 1: but it's just so that you there's there has to
Speaker 1: be some accountability on this front. And I and I
Speaker 1: was thinking that I would automatically be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want to go text because tweets out there and you
Speaker 1: know you're gonna have to deal with a lot of
Speaker 1: JABRONI is hitting you up. I would just caution you that, um,
Speaker 1: I've couched within it for a couple of you some
Speaker 1: some tweets that are rather benign and may have very
Speaker 1: little effect on you, or at least certainly nothing that
Speaker 1: you couldn't that wouldn't be lost in the eight or
Speaker 1: two hours from now. Some of the texts you don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with. So just don't assume that there's
Speaker 1: an easy way out here. Does any might have gone
Speaker 1: the opposite exactly, So, you just don't know, you don't
Speaker 1: know what's what's coming, and you know, yeah, yeah, ahead,
Speaker 1: I've missed a portion of that text part. So you
Speaker 1: are crafting a text that we are sending to the
Speaker 1: chain that we have no to. Uh. We decided, we
Speaker 1: decided who appeared, and it could be to one person
Speaker 1: that you're not expecting. It could be a group text
Speaker 1: of some nature and you and you've got to just
Speaker 1: sit on it until midnight. Yeah, all right, I'll go
Speaker 1: text text. Okay, I will say one last thing. We
Speaker 1: did not we intentionally we're not creating anything that makes
Speaker 1: you seem ridiculous from a football opinion standpoint, Uh, that
Speaker 1: makes fun of coronavirus or would get you in trouble
Speaker 1: with a higher up. For the most part, these are
Speaker 1: we're not out to bury or in the show. So okay,
Speaker 1: I like this this. Also, there's something in here d
Speaker 1: n A wise that mark you have a tendency to
Speaker 1: write things that put you an uncomfortable almost Larry david
Speaker 1: s situations Schraeger a d lead And it's almost like
Speaker 1: you're taking that property and and pushing it onto us,
Speaker 1: which I'm kind of into it. I like kind of
Speaker 1: being in the Mark zone a little bit. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: see what happens. This could fail titanically. Well, go ahead, Greg,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm waiting. Greg, you choose, Okay, text or
Speaker 1: tweet tex text. So Greg, you have to send a
Speaker 1: text to Peter Schraeger saying hey man, let me know
Speaker 1: if you need help with the microphone. I know we
Speaker 1: joke a lot, but wanted to send you a text
Speaker 1: and just let you know that the fact that you
Speaker 1: respect me the most out of the A t N
Speaker 1: guys just really means a lot to me. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: the quarantine that's making me so reflective, but I sincerely
Speaker 1: appreciate you and look up to That's it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I got a easy said it to me right now,
Speaker 1: I'll show it to you in my sense, I mean,
Speaker 1: and okay, Well that's so that's the uh that you know.
Speaker 1: This may not take four hours to go through. Here.
Speaker 1: We're going one round each, but Greg, you get to
Speaker 1: pick of the remaining group who goes next. All right, well,
Speaker 1: let's put Mark in his own game. I want to
Speaker 1: see what's happening. Um for the Mark answer. Wait, so
Speaker 1: I guess Erica must be throwing out the Mark answer. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's okay. I mean okay, Mark, Mark is a texta
Speaker 1: simone I love you, honey. Yeah, Like, this can't be him.
Speaker 1: This is not coming from um. I'm gonna go tweet.
Speaker 1: Why not? I'll just I'll okay. It scares me more.
Speaker 1: Raging stone ponies unite. Let's leave this dimension and start
Speaker 1: a new world order together, sustainable food in a nudist
Speaker 1: colony and no machines of any kind. Respond to this
Speaker 1: tweet with a unicorn emoji, and I will contact you
Speaker 1: directly away we go. He's already sent that, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's from November of two. Is going to sit well
Speaker 1: with my employer, but I will. I have read that
Speaker 1: exact tweet on Mark speed after three shard and as
Speaker 1: about seven times in the past time it's gonna be tweet.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are those? You wake up, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's check into the replied so that wild Mark tweet
Speaker 1: the next thing and it's deleted. You're like her, Well,
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, I won't delete this, but I don't
Speaker 1: believe that all tweets need to sit there for seven years.
Speaker 1: I think that some of them I treat like a snapchat.
Speaker 1: I'm see it now you don't that. Um, and I
Speaker 1: who I will pick? Let's see, I will pick Um
Speaker 1: West to go next. I will also do the tweet.
Speaker 1: Oh all right West. Um, I would say that you
Speaker 1: what the other option for you would have been problematic? Um,
Speaker 1: so you've chosen the correct door. Uh. Your tweet reads
Speaker 1: like this, Yeah, after we can go after we Yeah,
Speaker 1: we could read some of them that hit the cutting
Speaker 1: room floor after Um. Your tweet West reads as follows,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be dming it to you very soon.
Speaker 1: Top five ice creams, Colon five fudge Swirl for Stephen
Speaker 1: Colbert's American Dream, all right, three Rocky Road, two Pray
Speaker 1: Leans and Cream one duh, none of the above. I
Speaker 1: don't do dairy anymore. Send this out now to all
Speaker 1: your followers. Send it out now, right now. Send it
Speaker 1: you send it to me and I'll copy and paste
Speaker 1: it has been sent. You want to text Greg that
Speaker 1: text so you can send you text it. Can we
Speaker 1: see it? Yeah, prove it. My tweet is out there.
Speaker 1: I did lose dairy for a while during chemo. Far
Speaker 1: off not totally fictitious, and so I guess we would
Speaker 1: be going. You can pick Erica or you can pick Dan.
Speaker 1: Let's save damn for last. Let's go Erica. Alright, Erica,
Speaker 1: you um can text or tweet? Mm hmmm, let's do tweet. Okay.
Speaker 1: Your tweet um reads as such, everywhere I go, I
Speaker 1: see powerful women and that's spelled w O M y N.
Speaker 1: Everywhere I go, I see powerful women changing society. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: dudes are like, where can I eat my next unhealthy
Speaker 1: fast food meal? And or gets smashed in my basement
Speaker 1: on yeager hashtag s mh shaking my head send it.
Speaker 1: Let's go all right. That almost feels tame for Erica.
Speaker 1: I feel like another revision on that. Oh I already
Speaker 1: got you gotta reply from really saying what what a twist?
Speaker 1: All right, we will move to Dan then, Mark, I
Speaker 1: want you to pick whether I text or tweet. You're
Speaker 1: gonna tweet, okay, although I think also that I would
Speaker 1: have liked to see what happened on this text thread,
Speaker 1: so we can we can mention that after maybe I'll
Speaker 1: do both. But let's let's tweet your tweet. With the
Speaker 1: world is going crazy, I'm gonna in time. Go ahead. Okay,
Speaker 1: with the world going crazy, I've been thinking about how
Speaker 1: lucky I am as of right now, I'm opening up
Speaker 1: my d ms to hear from you. Hit me up
Speaker 1: with anything you want to gab about. Let's do this
Speaker 1: thing and then it's going to have a I have
Speaker 1: a photo of Bano to attach to it as well,
Speaker 1: so I'm sending that over your way right now. And
Speaker 1: with the world going crazy, I've been thinking about how
Speaker 1: I am as of right now, I'm opening up my
Speaker 1: dm s to you. I sent you the text because
Speaker 1: there's some some some words are capped and everything, so
Speaker 1: you need to send out as as I said to you.
Speaker 1: And then here comes to Bono photo along with it
Speaker 1: for our client. We're all tweeting like weird stuff people,
Speaker 1: so they might they might. Yeah, it's the range of personality, Dan.
Speaker 1: So should we go through the one or one or
Speaker 1: two of the ones that didn't make it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear them. You're this would have been
Speaker 1: a text that you sent to UH, to Jason Sumwalt,
Speaker 1: to Dave Damashek, to Hank, to Lakisha, to our friend
Speaker 1: Nicole Ophelia, to me, to Gonzo, to Eric or to
Speaker 1: a Patrick Claiban into Erica garbage movies. I'm not Falling
Speaker 1: for two thousand one, Space Odyssey E two, Mama Tambien
Speaker 1: mean Streets in parentheses, a mess anything by David Fincher,
Speaker 1: Little Women, Last Temptation of Christ in parentheses, more like
Speaker 1: last time I watch a movie that have a swing
Speaker 1: in a miss from Scorsese. That text sounds realistic, right
Speaker 1: like that. Had Mark picked text, it would have been
Speaker 1: a text to Jane Slater and it would have said, Hey,
Speaker 1: just a quick question, why don't you like Once upon
Speaker 1: a Time in Hollywood. I'm not going to judge, and
Speaker 1: I know we've talked about this, but I'm just really
Speaker 1: having a hard time with it because it's my favorite
Speaker 1: movie on the planet. I don't need to disenfranchise another.
Speaker 1: We should do that. Let's do that, Let's do that.
Speaker 1: And Greg's tweet would have been thinking about watching every
Speaker 1: Wimbledon final from two thousand to two thousand twenty and
Speaker 1: live streaming myself watching it like Shyla buff who's in
Speaker 1: hashtag na doll can get it. Here's one from h
Speaker 1: You were going to be muscular, though you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, it's too much. That's what people feel, you know, Wes.
Speaker 1: Your text was going to be to Brassy our friend
Speaker 1: from the softball team or work who, by the way,
Speaker 1: I sent to or a link to our cocktail hour.
Speaker 1: No response. Well there's some probably some social classes. I'm
Speaker 1: going on, Greg, you didn't send it. This is just
Speaker 1: a picture of you tithing it out. No, it's sent.
Speaker 1: Maybe you've got We've got to see The response to
Speaker 1: the Strieger text. So yours to Brassey West was Joan,
Speaker 1: I could use your wise counsel as a treat for
Speaker 1: Lakisha during her pregnancy, going to surprise her by dressing
Speaker 1: up as a woman. Can explain more later, But have
Speaker 1: no idea where to buy an affordable wig and how
Speaker 1: to find the right lipstick, et cetera, especially with the
Speaker 1: whole city on lockdown. Any ideas, Oh, Brassy would have
Speaker 1: come through with some answer. I thought she would be.
Speaker 1: She would be amenable to that concept. Hang, and I've
Speaker 1: just updated my d ms to receive messages from anyone,
Speaker 1: So I guess I should respond all these people too,
Speaker 1: are people answering you. I haven't checked her replies yet,
Speaker 1: but it would be kind of messed up to open
Speaker 1: my d m s and then not have them actually open.
Speaker 1: I think you've always appreciated Dan like the kind of
Speaker 1: person that most opens their hearts, you know, who thinks
Speaker 1: about more than just themselves and thinks about all the followers,
Speaker 1: who who would like to share some of your wisdom.
Speaker 1: I'm getting so many responses that are like, oh, I'm triggered,
Speaker 1: I'm a guy. Someone else was like, we're not all
Speaker 1: bad tamposy, and then someone else's like did someone hurt
Speaker 1: you again? And and someone was like, we dudes do
Speaker 1: suck like a you're gonna going around the White Knights
Speaker 1: coming to your your assistance. There are there rules as
Speaker 1: far as retweeting each other. Now I would I would
Speaker 1: say let's hang off that for now until this gets
Speaker 1: out on the show too. Oh I wanted to send
Speaker 1: a whole zombie apocalypse into Dan's d m Oh my god,
Speaker 1: someone just quote that tweeted my tweet. That's a guy
Speaker 1: and they quote tweeted the tweet with just st f you. Um.
Speaker 1: I have my first DM, but it's from Shrager incidentally,
Speaker 1: who will be joining us on the podcast next week,
Speaker 1: so it has nothing to do with anything else but uh.
Speaker 1: Developing news. Peter Schrager, who just released his first mock draft,
Speaker 1: will be on the pod to discuss that and more.
Speaker 1: We haven't been able to catch up with Pete about
Speaker 1: his elevator encounter with Mark Sessler and what's going on
Speaker 1: with Good Morning Football. Will do that next week. Did
Speaker 1: he reply to you first or Greg? I'm still waiting.
Speaker 1: I guess we see the pecking order. Maybe that's all
Speaker 1: we've got from a text or tweet. Oh, Man, that's
Speaker 1: so good. That's so good. Good gay to go into
Speaker 1: the weekend. You know that's all in good game, guys,
Speaker 1: the social experiment. Mark, good work, Ricky. I mean you
Speaker 1: put the accoutreman on it, and it was a nice
Speaker 1: job by you. Mark. You know that's it's got your
Speaker 1: fingerprints all over it, and we all appreciate it. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you, enjoy your weekend. Oh we're done. I think
Speaker 1: we are. Don't have anything else distracted now. I think
Speaker 1: we've said enough, all right, so we'll see. We'll follow
Speaker 1: up with uh, I got I'm up to nine d
Speaker 1: m s. I got a lot of work to do.
Speaker 1: I feel like mine is going to have the most
Speaker 1: in terms of like, unless I want to be a
Speaker 1: jerk and not reply to anyone, I need to now
Speaker 1: follow up with this so I'm gonna be busy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: years is the most uncomfortable mine. Maybe is number is
Speaker 1: not uncomfortable at all about it. I'm really not. I
Speaker 1: just you know, I was thinking about like just crazy
Speaker 1: we could go with it and being like West has
Speaker 1: to text like Andrew Siciliana and be like I think
Speaker 1: you're full of like like just you like sitting up
Speaker 1: at that desk, like you think you're all that. I
Speaker 1: don't know that would have Yeah, that might have caused
Speaker 1: some long term damage. Somebody replied that Bono is a pox.
Speaker 1: All right, this is gonna be fun. Alright, everybody, enjoy
Speaker 1: your weekend as much as you can, and thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to our podcast. Is was our third week
Speaker 1: of going five days a week, and we're having fun
Speaker 1: doing it. Uh so continue to listen and we will
Speaker 1: be here. And uh with that said, uh I haven't
Speaker 1: told the people in a while to wash the hands.
Speaker 1: Still relevant, still relevant, more than ever. Wash the hands,
Speaker 1: including the web people. Thirty seconds and you'll be safe.
Speaker 1: Maybe Dan Hands is signing off four Quiet, starring The Mailman,
Speaker 1: the Old Boss, Ricky Hollywood, Behind the Glass Still Monday
Speaker 1: s