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Speaker 1: The World Cup is going on. That is exciting. Imagine soccer,

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Speaker 1: or as the rest of the world calls it, football

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Speaker 1: is happening, and there are people in jerseys and excited

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Speaker 1: that be rooting for me. Because I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about, but I do know. I'm rooting for

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Speaker 1: England and the United States of America. I'm rooting for them.

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Speaker 1: I found out Nigeria is no longer in the World Cup. No,

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Speaker 1: Nigeria is not.

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Speaker 2: Let me know.

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Speaker 1: If it's not immediately clear. I don't know too much

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Speaker 1: about sports, but I do really love them. The notion,

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Speaker 1: the concept, I really do fuck with it. Nigeria is

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Speaker 1: not He silently nods, shakes his head. I'm drinking coffee.

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Speaker 1: I'm very sleep deprived. So yeah, I'm rooting for England

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Speaker 1: and the United States, as is Italy in the World Cup.

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Speaker 1: Silent shakes of heads. Italy is not in the World Cup.

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Speaker 1: That's another place I like. I would be happy to

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Speaker 1: root for them, but they're not in the World Cup.

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Speaker 1: But I will be visiting Italy and maybe that's a

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Speaker 1: win for me. For me, Who are you rooting for?

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Speaker 1: Do my listeners watch the World Cup? Do they do

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Speaker 1: my listeners follow sports, I'd really be curious to know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: leave it in the comments anywhere, name your favorite country

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Speaker 1: while you're at it. Just in general, World Cup are

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Speaker 1: not the vibes in New York City. They're electric. It's

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Speaker 1: it's sports, it's sports, it's heat, it's rain. Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have done it intro. Maybe I shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: done it intro. It's okay, now we're doing It's fine,

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Speaker 1: it's happening. But guess what, everyone in this room, you

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Speaker 1: can't see them because I'm imagining so supportive, so supportive

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Speaker 1: of me. This podcast is a delight to get to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm so grateful any of you listen to anything I

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Speaker 1: have to say. Of course, my guests always have something

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Speaker 1: interesting to say. I'm always excited to talk to them.

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited today to talk to the next guest,

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Speaker 1: Jerry O'Connell. I'll do a proper intro later. Turn up

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Speaker 1: your volume if you wanted to hear that. But that

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Speaker 1: was a spoiler. Talking to Jerry O'Connell today, and I

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Speaker 1: have a feeling it's gonna be juicy, very juicy. No coutour,

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Speaker 1: so stay tuned. Why do I say, stay tuned, can

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Speaker 1: anyone else it's TV, this is podcasts, So keep listening,

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Speaker 1: keep listening, don't don't take that phone call, don't go

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Speaker 1: into that other room. Keep listening, because we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: talking to in just a couple of seconds, mere seconds.

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Speaker 1: I love you.

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Speaker 2: You know what I really want to do here? Tell me?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: I'm so ready.

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Speaker 2: I want to do that opening ad with you. I

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Speaker 2: want to read it. You want to read it. I

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Speaker 2: want to read it.

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Speaker 1: You want to do your own, you want to do

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to do my intro. I want

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Speaker 2: to do that. You do like a good.

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Speaker 1: Popping off about absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but usually it's like for like what was it.

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Speaker 2: It's like a deodorant without aluminum or something, or it's

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Speaker 2: for a mattress, or it's for a stamps company. I

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Speaker 1: Do you know that I'm not If you can't tell,

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Speaker 1: I'm not reading, I'm just running my mouth because they

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Speaker 1: gave me a microphone. Oh really, there's no reading happening.

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Speaker 2: You can tell maybe there's like some facts about the product.

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Speaker 1: Or I literally know and the deodorant thing, I'm not

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Speaker 1: even pitching any particular deodorant. It was just please use

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought we're not supposed to use it.

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Speaker 1: And that's what the people are saying. But what are

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Speaker 2: Oh? Do you think it affects? Does aluminum stop? The

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Speaker 1: Stay?

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Speaker 2: Just let you know. In terms of deodorant, I'm wearing

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Speaker 2: it today. I I only use spray deodorant.

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Speaker 1: Spray.

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Speaker 2: I just used roll On King.

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Speaker 1: I just recently got into spray. Yeah, why did you

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Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you. It's a refreshing shot. It's

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Speaker 1: And I always tell the crew they can talk. You

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Speaker 2: It just it just it just wakes you up. No

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Speaker 2: offense to the roll on deodorant industry. I know it's

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're getting even more granular than I. I

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Speaker 1: offended some people with my take on deodorant. Right, They're

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Speaker 1: like the chemicals they're gonna kill us. But I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I have to tell you I live with someone.

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Speaker 2: And when I say I live with someone, I mean

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Speaker 2: my wife, Rebecca Romaine, rubs crystals under her arms, and

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Speaker 2: I'm here to tell everyone it doesn't work. The crystals

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Speaker 1: Freaky, get freaky.

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Speaker 2: I kind of like it when I can smell my

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Speaker 2: wife's body odor, it's kind of like, yeah, she's live,

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Speaker 2: We're alive, we're living. It's like it's like it's like

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Speaker 2: the people you offended? I'm sure, yes, I mean we

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Speaker 2: didn't talk about me coming on here. My wife was like,

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Speaker 2: you tell her aluminum is bad.

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Speaker 1: I've heard, I heard. I know it's bad, but.

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Speaker 2: My wife rubs crystals under her arms and it has

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Speaker 2: no and I want to I'm not even going to

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Speaker 2: apologize to the crystal deodorant industry. Okay, it's not a thing.

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Speaker 2: Crystals don't cure body odor. They don't.

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Speaker 1: You you said it first. You basically first hand account

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Speaker 1: ineffectiveness of the crystals. The freaky thing is you like it.

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Speaker 1: You like it, you freak. You're in love. You love

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Speaker 2: I'm shocked him with my wife. For those who don't know,

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Speaker 2: my wife's name is Rebecca Romaine, supermodel like on the

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Speaker 2: cover of magazines. Couldn't believe. I couldn't believe my wife

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Speaker 1: You're so appreciative she's with you.

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Speaker 2: That's beautiful, to the point where I don't. I really

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Speaker 2: try not to fight, really, yeah, I really try not to. Wait, Okay,

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Speaker 2: but it happens. I'm not gonna be George Clooney. Here, listen,

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Speaker 2: I gotta shout out George Clooney. I'm gonna shout out

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Speaker 2: the Crystal bo people and George Clooney. I couldn't believe

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Speaker 2: George Clooney did that interview for his player and was like,

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Speaker 2: my wife and I just don't fight. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, here's the thing, though, I don't know

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Speaker 2: Are you in a relationship or talk about that?

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Speaker 1: I am. Did you think this might be my wedding

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Speaker 1: ring and band or engagement and band?

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Speaker 2: It is on your left hand?

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Speaker 1: It is? I like to wear rings on the singer

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Speaker 1: because I'm married to myself, married to the game. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I like actively put jewelry on this, on this finger,

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Speaker 1: and when my boyfriend proposes, I'll probably have a ring

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Speaker 2: I am a ring where my wife has told me

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Speaker 2: she was in relationships with people who did not wear rings.

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Speaker 1: I've seen those men.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm I'm a ring wearer. I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 2: I take it off for work. I get scared when

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Speaker 2: portray characters. Yeah, got to give a shout out to

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Speaker 2: and that's that's a movie I'm pushing. It's great, coming

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Speaker 2: out July fourth weekend. But when I portray that character,

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Speaker 2: I do have to take my ring off, and I

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. And you don't even give it to

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Speaker 2: You you know this as a fellow thespian. You can

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Speaker 2: hold this, I'll take it after work. The problem is

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Speaker 1: You do, and then you're like, shit, I left my

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Speaker 1: Has that happened to you?

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Speaker 2: Ever? It has? And then I'm not wearing my ring

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Speaker 2: And then my wife is like, why aren't you wearing

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Speaker 1: You're not an actor? A lot the fuck was your

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Speaker 2: Let me just get back to calling out George Clooney. Ok, Okay,

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Speaker 2: she was a very nice guy who did buy me

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Speaker 2: So I gotta say he's a nice guy. But it

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Speaker 2: did annoy me to no end when he said that

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Speaker 2: he and his wife have never gotten into a fight.

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Speaker 1: That's not good. I mean again, well I'm getting so

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's good.

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Speaker 2: Because all my wife and I do probably is we

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Speaker 2: based on fighting. But it's like what level of fighting?

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Speaker 2: We could be at deaf Con five or at deaf

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Speaker 2: Con one. Okay, but we're always at a deaf Con.

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Speaker 2: There's always and I I think I annoy my wife

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Speaker 2: to no end and and honestly, I'm a I'm a

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Speaker 2: I'm a tough person to live with.

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Speaker 1: I love the self awareness. What do you think is

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Speaker 2: What do you think I worry about work. I worry

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Speaker 1: Oh how do you how did you Okay, how did

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Speaker 1: you guys make this work? Because that's to this sounds opposites.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you say you blame them for shortcomings in

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Speaker 2: We call them nepo babies.

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Speaker 2: I was in stand by Me. It started Four Boys.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea who that is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a singer, he's an actor. I'll pull up

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Speaker 2: my friends said, hey, man, you were in that movie.

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Speaker 2: Would that guy right? The guy was in that And

432
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 2: I said yeah, and he went, why aren't you in

433
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Speaker 2: that movie? What's the deal with that? And I remember,

434
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 2: literally I was walking out of the theater and I

435
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: remember like a wave of like anger coming over me

436
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 2: and being like, yeah, what the fuck? Why wasn't I

437
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 2: in that movie? Like what's the deal? Why I'm the

438
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: same as him? Like I was just as good in

439
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,239
Speaker 2: stand by Me as he was. And it was, Uh,

440
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 2: it was a real like comparison comparing my myself to

441
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Speaker 2: Corey Fellman and wondering why I wasn't in it. Now

442
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Speaker 2: that said, after tens of thousands of hours of therapy,

443
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of hours of therapy. Like, I realize

444
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 2: that's like jealousy and envy, and I combat those feelings. Oh,

445
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 2: you want to hear how I combat jealousy.

446
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 1: It's I do.

447
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 2: I think it's really good. Yeah, do tell it might

448
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: not be the healthiest, but I think it's good. That's good.

449
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: I'm here for it.

450
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

451
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not as healthy as crystal deodorant. I

452
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 2: combat jealousy this way. I want to. Like my goal

453
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 2: in life, My main goal is to be hot, really,

454
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 2: to be super hot.

455
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Speaker 1: That's your main goal in life? And how long has

456
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Speaker 1: that been your main goal today this morning?

457
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Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I mean. Okay, let's just say it's

458
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 2: one of our goals. It's not my main goal. Okay.

459
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Speaker 1: Top three goals, yeah, okay, you're going to say top two.

460
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna say top Okay, it's your top goal. It's

461
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Speaker 1: your top goal. It's fine, top three, it's definitely top

462
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: five for sure. Sure is to be hot. One of

463
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: the most unattractive qualities about someone is if they are

464
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: jealous and envious and compare themselves to someone, especially if

465
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: you can see it when you can see it. But

466
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think when you're being jealous, you

467
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: might think you're concealing it, but somehow I feel like

468
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 1: it permeates and makes it its way to the surface regardless.

469
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: I think jealousy is a really hard thing to conceal.

470
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Speaker 2: I don't know, No, I gotta tell you. This is

471
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: what I've been doing lately. I've been saying, like, oh,

472
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Speaker 2: I'm feeling jealous. Can't do that, man, you gotta be hot,

473
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 2: gotta be It's top three. It's top three things you want,

474
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,479
Speaker 2: you like, you want to be hot, You gotta you

475
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 2: gotta you can't feel that.

476
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: You can't feel jealous.

477
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,359
Speaker 2: When I really combat it by hoping that the person

478
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm jealous of gets everything that they want.

479
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Speaker 1: Beautiful. Oh where did you come up with that tactic?

480
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't know.

481
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: Maybe therapy. Somebody told me.

482
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: All those hours of therapy.

483
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it was online therapy.

484
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: So I mean, better help not a sponsors.

485
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 2: We got to do that reading.

486
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 1: Listen, if you I can write some copy for us

487
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: to read together as I want to.

488
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 2: Do that commercial. Truly, such a good job, well, thank

489
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 2: you so much.

490
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Speaker 1: It's truly it's just me talking about things that are

491
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: top of mind to me. Today I talked about the

492
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Speaker 1: World Cup.

493
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, you sponsored by the World.

494
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Speaker 1: I'm not I don't know too much about it, but

495
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 1: my cousin's playing.

496
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 2: Of course, I know exactly who your cousin.

497
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: My cousin, your cousin, my cousin.

498
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Speaker 2: Your cousin is on Arsenal. I believe Arsenal, you are

499
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: your royalty. It's huge. People will go crazy for Arsenal

500
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Speaker 2: and they won recently. That you're one of the Premier

501
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 2: League or European.

502
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: Cup or something, Premier League, r the Premier League, and I, yeah,

503
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: I know things now. It's a huge deal. It's very proud.

504
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: You should be proud. Family. But we're not here to

505
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: talk about my cousin, Jerry. We're here to talk about no.

506
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Speaker 1: I like your tactic for combating jealousy. I think also

507
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: the notion when did I really want to know, when

508
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 1: you established that, like being hot is a top goal

509
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 1: of yours? When did that become a thing for you?

510
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 2: You know, I am saying it in just a little bit,

511
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 2: and I am trying to really combat a dark emotion

512
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 2: with like sort of a joke. You know, But am

513
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 2: I do? I am I concerned with my physical appearance?

514
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 2: I guess I am. I wonder if it comes from

515
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: I was a huskier child. I was known as the

516
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 2: husky kidd and stand by me and I don't really

517
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 2: I don't really judge people physically. Let me rephrase that.

518
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: You I do judge people physically. You can edit that

519
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: part out. I uh, that was a joke. You don't

520
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: have to edit anything else. I don't judge people physically,

521
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 2: but I guess I do concern myself with my appearance.

522
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: Do I want to be hot? Yeah? I'm an actor,

523
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 2: you know. I mean I had shirtless scenes and a

524
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 2: little film called Summer's Last Resort, which is on.

525
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: TV plug and to be here Jack, Did I do plank? Yeah?

526
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did some plank.

527
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: You did alank? You did planks? How long can you plank?

528
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 2: Not very long. I can only do it for like

529
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 2: a minute and then I stop and then I go back.

530
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: I'm like one of those like minute, rest a little bit,

531
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 2: look at the phone, do another minute. But that's about it.

532
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: So you've got some core strength, though I'm more of a.

533
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: Sit up person. Sit up, yeah, old school. Put it

534
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 2: in an angle and do sit ups. Maybe you get

535
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: one of those rubber bands to help me get up

536
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: a little bit. I think kind of the rubber bands.

537
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: I see planks kind of boring. I do a lot

538
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: of planks. They're kind of boring.

539
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: You keep a phone under your face and look at it.

540
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm in a class. It's dark, it's dark and.

541
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 2: Hot is like the temperature is the temperature.

542
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: Is really hot because the ac rarely works in the

543
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: studio but not intentionally.

544
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: But you get a sweat on.

545
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: I do big, big giant.

546
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 2: Do you a class workout or a person class?

547
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: Gotta be in a class and need someone to tell

548
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: me what to do to need to show you I

549
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: can do it?

550
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you? I know? Living in New York City,

551
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: there was an app that everyone was using, Let's get

552
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: them on class.

553
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: Pass not a sponsor of this podcast. Lots of people

554
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: use class Pass, even abroad, because I go abroad a bit,

555
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: and some people online were like, get class pass for abroad.

556
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: I am not a class past girly. But if class

557
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: Pass wanted to holler at your girly and wouldn't be

558
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: mad just.

559
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: To talk about fitness. I mean, I'm a Californian I

560
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 2: like to talk about fitness. What are your classes? Is

561
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 2: it like full body?

562
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: Full body? It's solid core. Have you ever heard of it? No,

563
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: it's a Pilates inspired workout. Yeah, it's plates inspired, but

564
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: it's very intense and quite painful.

565
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 2: My wife is a big advocate of hot yoga.

566
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Speaker 1: Sure, very challenging.

567
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: Started off doing Bickram, but we saw that documentary on

568
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 2: that guy. He was a bad dude, and so we

569
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: stopped going there. And then we go to I say

570
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 2: we because I go with my wife. I'm the worst

571
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 2: in the class, and I mean the worst. It's really

572
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: embarrassing and humbling when there's really really old people in

573
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: this class and they are infinitely more flexible than I am.

574
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 2: I go, I mean, I'm talking. We have we have

575
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Speaker 2: a guy in this class who is so old. I'm shocked.

576
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: He's alive actually, who knows, might not be right now,

577
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: and even he could be gone goner, okay, and even.

578
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 2: He like looks at me, he sighizes me, like, wow,

579
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: you can't.

580
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, are you jealous of this man? Do you

581
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: find yourself jealous in class of this dying man?

582
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: I do, okay, but I think be hot, just be hot.

583
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: Just be hot, be jealous, to be jealous?

584
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 2: Am I jealous of him? No? I'm actually like, uh,

585
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 2: I'm I'm encouraged by him. I hope I'm that old.

586
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: I like going to yoga with my wife. My wife

587
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 2: enjoys it when I go to yoga with her. I've

588
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: been a bad husband and I've stopped going to yoga

589
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 2: with her. It's first of all the classes at seven thirty,

590
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 2: which requires me to wake up at seven.

591
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: You guys live close to the studio, then, yes, okay.

592
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: I like to wake up at eight. I I don't

593
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 2: like to wake up earlier than eight am. Yeah, it's cute,

594
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: but I need to. I do find that we get

595
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 2: along more if I go to yoga with her. I

596
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 2: try to. I try to do things like that with

597
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 2: my wife, where we do similar things with each other,

598
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 2: so that we have something to talk about, so that

599
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: we don't completely live separate lives. I watch a lot

600
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: of her television programs my wife loves. I was going

601
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,719
Speaker 2: to say a TV show, but it's almost a genre

602
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 2: of television now called ninety day fiance. My wife watches

603
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: her Sundays and Mondays. Okay, because they have ninety day

604
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: the regular version and then they have ninety day the

605
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,719
Speaker 2: other way, people are going back and forth, and so

606
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 2: I try to watch that with her. Okay, but we

607
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 2: try to work out together and do things.

608
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: You got to get back to a yoga class. Maybe

609
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: this weekend. Maybe this weekend, you guys go nine am class.

610
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. I do like hot yoga. I don't know why.

611
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: I like to get a sweat on a little bit.

612
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: I prefer hot yoga too in temperature.

613
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good at I can do camel. That's where

614
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 2: you've been backwards and hold your feet.

615
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: That's impressive. No reason to be jealous of the old man.

616
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: That's impressive.

617
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: I can do camel. That old man who's your death

618
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 2: I he can't do camel.

619
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Speaker 1: He can't do camel, so he can suck it. No,

620
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, you're doing great.

621
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.

622
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I want you to go to yoga

623
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Speaker 1: with your wife this week. And if I may ask

624
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: for you to go to yoga, I think it'll be nice. Okay,

625
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: you guys can connect again. Yeah, I think she'll really

626
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: appreciate it. And it doesn't have to be before eight am.

627
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 2: My wife can do full splits.

628
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: I was okay, you know I was going to ask

629
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: you if you can do the splits?

630
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Speaker 2: I cannot.

631
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Speaker 1: Can you get close?

632
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 2: You know what? The only thing I can do is

633
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 2: I can do the sort of the James Brown split

634
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: with the leg folded, you.

635
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: Know, oh oh yeah, and then jump back up.

636
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 2: I can't jump back up. I mean I could show you.

637
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Speaker 1: Do you want to show show me?

638
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 4: Oh?

639
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: For the people who are listening, you're gonna want to

640
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: get on YouTube and see this.

641
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: Should I where?

642
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: Where should we go?

643
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:07,479
Speaker 2: Okay?

644
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see this? Okay, Okay? Here? Yeah, okay, great,

645
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: all right, I'm holding the mic up just in case

646
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,959
Speaker 1: you make him painful pained noise.

647
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 2: Should I move?

648
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: I should move? I'll move. Okay, here, I'm gonna move this.

649
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna go out there. You want to be in

650
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 1: the hallway, Okay, I'm gonna stay in here and guard

651
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: your wallet. Okay, Okay. He's stretching for the first time today.

652
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: He's hips are tight. He's in the hallway, so he can't.

653
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: I want to know if he makes a noise two

654
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: three and nice?

655
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: Did we get that? Did we get that? Should I

656
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 2: hold on?

657
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: I say no, Jerry, Jerry, I want to get a picture.

658
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 1: That's so good. Okay, he did it, he did do it.

659
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: Let's se him get it back up.

660
00:34:59,680 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: Wow.

661
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 5: Wow, Wow, that's all we got for him. Come on,

662
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 5: definitely you pulled something on my podcasts and we do

663
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 5: you have insurance?

664
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 2: Yes, we don't. We don't.

665
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: Okay, we do not overhear my goodness, that's impressive.

666
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can do that. I just can't do

667
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: my wife does the full splits.

668
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: That's okay.

669
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 2: Half have you been watching Love Island at all? Anybody?

670
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: I haven't been watching The Island.

671
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 2: There's someone named Kenzie does splits.

672
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: You know what's so funny is I haven't seen Love Island,

673
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: but I've been on threads and I've seen Kenzie doing

674
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: the switch. I didn't know it was her, but I

675
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 1: know that there's a person that keeps doing the splits

676
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: on the show.

677
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: It's her go to. Yeah, okay, it's pretty fun. Okay.

678
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: At a certain point though, it's like, isn't it a

679
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: little like? Okay, we get it. You know how to

680
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: do the splits?

681
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 2: I mean what I just did for you. Yeah, I

682
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 2: did do it at a wedding two weeks ago.

683
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: But it's very rare that I do that have split.

684
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: It's very rare, very rare. Well, thank you for gracing

685
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: us with that here on. Thanks dad, excuse me, I

686
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: feel very honored.

687
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm embarrassed to ask this. Oh my goodness,

688
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 2: I am a dad. Why why? Why? Thanks dad? What

689
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: is the story about you don't listen to the podcast?

690
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't hear just I don't mean to shame you.

691
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you.

692
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you.

693
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: It's because the original conceit of the podcast was that

694
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't have a relationship with my dad. So I

695
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: was bringing guests on in the first season to be

696
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: my dad for the day, and we'd have conversations about

697
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: parenthood and about and I'd get to ask some advice.

698
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: But I do have a question for you about parenthood

699
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: because you've said that you're wired, how you're wired, and

700
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: you said that a few times, and you have two

701
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: daughters who are twins seventeen years old. What do you

702
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: see your role to be as a father to them,

703
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: considering you feel so strongly that you're wired how you're wired.

704
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 2: I take my time answering this, please, yeah, because I

705
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 2: got to think about how I'm gonna say this. You know,

706
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: my wife, who is my best friend has a very

707
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 2: complicated relationship with her father I'm talking about. I'm saying

708
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 2: this because I don't think he'll ever see this or

709
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 2: hear it. It's not your demographic. But my wife has

710
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 2: a complicated relationship with her father. And I got to

711
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 2: tell you the thing. I think about a lot, and

712
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 2: I see how tough it is for my wife to

713
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: have that complicated relationship with her father. It's tough, man,

714
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 2: It's hard on her. I'm going to tell you, I

715
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 2: think it's one of the hardest things in her life.

716
00:37:55,080 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: And I want to make sure I don't have a

717
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 2: complicated relationship with my daughters that they can always come

718
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 2: to me. I know I should make a joke about Crystal.

719
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 1: Deodor and so you actually shouldn't.

720
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you, I really I want my

721
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 2: relationship with my daughters, and I only have two daughters,

722
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: to be the least complicated relationship they have in their lives.

723
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: It's a stunning endeavor.

724
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 2: That's does that.

725
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: Does that goal feel challenging to you? At this point?

726
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 2: It feels it feels foreign because I didn't grow up

727
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: with sisters and I can talk smack about her because

728
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 2: my mom is not your demographic and won't listen to this.

729
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: You know, you never you'd be surprised, Jerry, who listens

730
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: to my podcast? Hey, your mom, she's one of we

731
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: send fan mail back and forth.

732
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: I heard you was we heard what she did with

733
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: your growing up and that what you do you think

734
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 2: you want James Brown? But you know my mom because

735
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: she was just my brother and I was sort of

736
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 2: like she sort of like took on sort of like

737
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 2: a guy. She was like masculine. She dressed like us,

738
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: you know, she wore she dressed like us. My mom

739
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: was a teacher. And it's funny, we all wore like

740
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 2: the same jeans and like T shirts and stuff and.

741
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: Like like in the family, it was like we all

742
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: were not like sharing the jeans.

743
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 2: An S, no jeans, g J E A N S. Like.

744
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 2: My mom's a tall lady, six footer, you know. My

745
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 2: mom's sort of like I didn't grow up with with

746
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: I don't mean to assigned gender, but I did not

747
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 2: grow up with girl energy in my.

748
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: Every feminine energy in the house.

749
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: Okay, and my wife was really my first. I had

750
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: a girlfriend, but my wife was is like my first.

751
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 2: I never lived with the woman until I met my wife.

752
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 2: So my wife was like the first woman i've really

753
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 2: like lived with, like been around a lot. I mean

754
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 2: I've been with women before.

755
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, brag, Okay.

756
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 2: I suppose I mean I party.

757
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: Supposedly, no party, I get down, get down.

758
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 4: I mean we saw I get down party.

759
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: Okay, so you had your fun.

760
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 2: I'm a generous lover.

761
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: He gets down. Oh that's what he's saying. He gets down.

762
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: Your daughters are going to hear this, Jerry.

763
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 2: But my wife was first woman I live with, you know.

764
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 2: And it's funny how having daughters like I just wasn't around.

765
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 2: I've never been around that energy, so it is difficult,

766
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 2: especially teenage daughters. It's such a precarious. The only thing

767
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: I can equate it to is I have cats. I

768
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 2: don't want to show off. I know I talked about

769
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 2: my exploits, but I have three cats.

770
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: I have a friend who has three cats. So I'm

771
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm this is normal to me.

772
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 2: Cat just saying I don't have one cat, I don't

773
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 2: have two cats, three three.

774
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 1: I know this lifestyle without having lived it myself.

775
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: I love my cats, but it's funny when you get

776
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 2: a new cat. It's such a tricky thing. They don't

777
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 2: come up to you like dogs. They don't, they don't,

778
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 2: they don't even acknowledge your existence. It's such a delicate

779
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 2: balance with cats. You ever lived with a cat?

780
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: I had a cat growing up? Yeah, yeah, I had

781
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,919
Speaker 1: a cat growing up. But like when I was really young,

782
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: what was a cat's name?

783
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 2: Diamond?

784
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: I got to name look orange tabby my friends my

785
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: friend's cat had cats, and I got Diamond as a

786
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: little crawl on your shirt kitten. Yeah, yeah, I have

787
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 1: a dog.

788
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 2: What's your dog's name?

789
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: Chief?

790
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 2: Cool? Yeah? Like it.

791
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 1: It's a good name, and he's a good boy.

792
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 2: The best. How was dog in the City?

793
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: Dog in the city is a challenge. I got my

794
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: dog because I have an outdoor terrace that's huge, and

795
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: I thought, great, I won't have to go out take you.

796
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: I won't have to take you out of just like

797
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: he does not fuck with the fake grass. He's like

798
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: I need to go. He's he's very smart and he's

799
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: like not having it, and it's like, no, we're going outside.

800
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: And when I outside, I don't just mean this terrace.

801
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm I mean you're gonna get in that elevator. We're

802
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: going out the front door. We're going on a walk

803
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go to go

804
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: right away. I'm taking my time and you're gonna and

805
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: you're gonna wait.

806
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 2: My buddy calls it. Checking the p mail the oh good, yea.

807
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 2: Check the neighborhood. See what dogs. There's a lot of

808
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: snipping and stuff. Yes, there's a lot of and it's

809
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 2: a lot of I'm no Caesar Milan, but there's a

810
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 2: lot of urinating on other dogs you're in.

811
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what the chief has to my block. Yeah,

812
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: chief Chief is so small, but it's like, this is

813
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: my block and I need to I need to see

814
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: what's been going on in the neighborhood.

815
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a dog? Yeah? We have. Are

816
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 2: you gonna report us if I tell you how many dogs?

817
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: I am going to report you? I am. I'm sorry.

818
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: I never said I wasn't a snitch. I never said

819
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 1: that I wasn't. Also, everything you say on this podcast

820
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: can and will be used against you in a court

821
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: of law. Do you have a dog? We have six dogs,

822
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: six dogs, three cats, six dogs. Now you're getting a

823
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: reaction out of me. See the three cats, I'm unmoved.

824
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 1: Six dogs plus three cats. Where the do the dogs

825
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 1: live live in a mansion? Can I come my wife?

826
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 2: My wife?

827
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: You are my wife?

828
00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 2: Guy? Uh, my wife lives up. My wife has a

829
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: void in her life, an emotional void that I'm not

830
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 2: able to fill. But obviously dogs are. My wife is

831
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,760
Speaker 2: a real go on. Next door, there's a dog that's

832
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,479
Speaker 2: up for adoption in the neighborhood. It's an elderly dog.

833
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 2: We gotta go get it. There's a dog that's about

834
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 2: to be killed. And we live in Los Angeles Riverside, California,

835
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: which is about an hour away. We have to go

836
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,760
Speaker 2: get it. So we have a lot of older dogs.

837
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: You know, every dog has been adopted. Well, we did

838
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 2: early on in our relationship, though, we did purchase a

839
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 2: dog from a breeder.

840
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: Sorry about it, How was that?

841
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 2: You know? I used to say I was a little

842
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 2: ashamed because we I whispered it. I did, but they

843
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 2: can still hear.

844
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: I whispered your name earlier in your absence, and I

845
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: think they could still hear.

846
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 2: We purchased a dog from a breeder. But I used

847
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 2: to tell people we rescued it from a breeder.

848
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: Well, because I mean, I paid, but you pay when

849
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,280
Speaker 1: you adopt you when you're getting it from the breeder.

850
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: The dog is alive, it needs a home.

851
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: It was a it was a good dog. It was

852
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 2: a German shepherd and uh we had heard of this

853
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: German shepherd dealer and the dog was a really good dog.

854
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 2: It really was. It was. I do have to say

855
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 2: that dog was really special. Never fought with other dogs,

856
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 2: would sit there. Other dogs would growl at it and

857
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 2: go crazy and it would just sit there. But that

858
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: dog passed away. Yeah. But my wife is a big

859
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: adopter of dogs. A lot of a lot of alerts,

860
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 2: a lot of alerts, a lot of adopted dogs. Now

861
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 2: we have a bunch of MutS from all over. Oh.

862
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 2: For the holidays, I get our dogs DNA tested to

863
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 2: find out their breeds because we don't know their breeds really. Yeah.

864
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 2: So it's like an episode of Maury in our house

865
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 2: every every.

866
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: Christ So you know all the breeds. Now the six

867
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: that have six know the breeds.

868
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 2: Okay, know the breeds found out. One of our dogs

869
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 2: is Partchiwawa. Is crazy.

870
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: Is it a yappy dog?

871
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 4: You know?

872
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 2: It's not yappy? It is uh, it does show, it

873
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: does get it is fast to anger, you know, okay,

874
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 2: and uh found out one of our dogs is a

875
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 2: pure bred dog. We couldn't believe it. Beautiful.

876
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 1: I know what kind of kind of.

877
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: Dog, great Dane. Wow, it's a big dog. Yeah, my

878
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 2: wife loves big dogs.

879
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 1: Okay. Can I show you a dog that someone posted

880
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: today on Instagram that needs to be adopted. Let's show you,

881
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna show your wife.

882
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: Okay.

883
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: My friend Michelle today posted that this dog needs a home.

884
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 2: Oh boy, is it Michelle Buteaux friend of the program?

885
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: No, not Michell, but a friend of the program. We

886
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: love Michelle Buteau. This is Michellelee.

887
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: Can I have a sip of your coffee? You can

888
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 2: have a slip of my coffee? Yes, bring here. There's

889
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: not a lot left right.

890
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's room temp. I drank way too much.

891
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: It's gonna hit me like I love it. No sugar.

892
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's black.

893
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 2: It's black.

894
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: Okay, it is yours because I can't have anywhere. I

895
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: kind of want you to take a picture of this

896
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: dog to show your wife because maybe Georgie is the

897
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: dog's name.

898
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: Teh, damn it. Well, okay, so it doesn't make it

899
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 2: sounded the microphone that goes.

900
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: Like Okay, you're going to take a preliminary.

901
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm talking about when like a selfie.

902
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: Say yes, it's a silent say yes, be.

903
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: Silent the dog. Are you freezing the story?

904
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm freezing the story. So you're on Instagram?

905
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 2: You know what I was doing is a beautiful dog.

906
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: Okay, next slide it's like three slides worth gorge beautiful dog.

907
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 1: You should adopt Georgie, you and Rebecca. Yeah, but seven

908
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: is a godly number.

909
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I Jerry, I'm not going to tell

910
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 2: my wife about this because this dog will end up

911
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 2: at our house. But it's so beautiful. Yes, but it's

912
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 2: going to be me who's going to be scooping up

913
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 2: his ship because he ships. I'm gonna get twice a day,

914
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 2: sometimes three times a day?

915
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: Are doing three?

916
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 2: I mean it depends on the day.

917
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: Wow, Can I ask you a really personal question?

918
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 2: I usually just go once.

919
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: Okay, was gonna you know, I was gonna, I was,

920
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: do we have to cut that out?

921
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: Please?

922
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: Let's keep it? Everybody poops? Guys?

923
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: Why is there one's so scared to talk about it?

924
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: That's a book, you know, I know it is, and

925
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: it's a fact as well.

926
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 2: I'm like it's true. Everybody poops. Yeah, let's you know.

927
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: I got to tell you I've been.

928
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: How's your gi health?

929
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 2: I've been incorporating flax meal into my life. I get

930
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 2: a I get a healthy shake with flax meal in it.

931
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 2: I don't put it in there. Someone at the uh,

932
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna give them a shout out. It's

933
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 2: called Joni's Health Food Store. It's great. It's a great place.

934
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: It should be a chain of restaurants.

935
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, where is this.

936
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 2: It's in Long Island. Joni's. They put flax meal on

937
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: my shakes and it's been really helping my gi health.

938
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 1: Beautiful.

939
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: Can I tell you I'm acutely aware of this stuff

940
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 2: because where I live in Calabasas, which is where the

941
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 2: Kardashians are from. I'm sure I heard.

942
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: I've heard of it. I've heard of them, and I've

943
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: heard of it.

944
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 2: We went. There's a health food store out there called

945
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: health Nut Okay, and they make incredible salads and sandwiches,

946
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 2: very healthy, incredible app You can order the salads on

947
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 2: the app boom you pick them up. They are now

948
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 2: a chain made famous because the Kardashians ate their salads

949
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 2: all the time on their show. Wow, and I'm so proud.

950
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 2: It's literally was like a mom and pop named Mike

951
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: and Shirley who ran the health nut and uh, they're

952
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: probably millionaires now.

953
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: So let's blow Joni's up.

954
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 2: Let's blow Joni's up in a positive way.

955
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 1: Long Island. Let's turn them into a chain.

956
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 2: Yes, y put glaxmeal in their shakes and its and it's.

957
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: Helping Jerry's we'll talk about an ad. Okay, that's really

958
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: that's a good read, by the way, because you wanted

959
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: to shout out Jonny's. I was supposed to ask you

960
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: something really early. I do this all the time. Yeah,

961
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: I always forget to ask who or what do you

962
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: want to say? Thanks to?

963
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 2: I know this is ah. I know that's a common

964
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: question you ask. And I was thinking about that on

965
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: the way. Here.

966
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: Could be earnest.

967
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 2: It's going to be so boring, but it couldnest.

968
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: But it also could be a joke. And you're a jokester.

969
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: It seems all right, let me think of a joke.

970
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, do your earnest one. It's okay.

971
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 1: You seem to have one that you're embarrassed about.

972
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: Here's the joke. Okay, I want to thank the makers

973
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: of Crystal deodorant because they helped me with like my

974
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 2: whole opening bit and like a theme throughout this episode.

975
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: But here's the thing you've said that it doesn't work.

976
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 2: Okay, the real one I want to ask, I mean,

977
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 2: the real one I want to thank. This is going

978
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: to be boring.

979
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: I don't mind.

980
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,720
Speaker 2: A million percent. It's going to be my wife, Rebecca Romaine.

981
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 2: I know I've talked about her a lot. I seem obsessed.

982
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: I kind of like that you're obsessed with but continued.

983
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: I know I've been a little obsessed here, but I'm

984
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 2: very grateful to my wife for or helping me grow.

985
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 2: And I watch a reality show. The initials of the show,

986
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 2: because I don't want to call anyone out, are Bravos

987
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: Summer House.

988
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: I've never seen Summer House. But I didn't watch the reunion.

989
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: So you watched the reunion, yeah, And it's funny. It's

990
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 2: I'm watching the reunion and I'm watching these guys and

991
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 2: girls and they're arguing. I'm sure you heard this story.

992
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 2: One of the girls hooked up with one of the guys.

993
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 2: That's to say the least, one of the girls whokes

994
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: up with one of the guys. Everyone's upset.

995
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: You're doing such a kind version.

996
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 2: Of this, I know, but they all live in the

997
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 2: same house. Yes, and the girl was very upset at

998
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,919
Speaker 2: the girl and the guy because the girl was dating

999
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 2: the girl and the guy. The guys were very the

1000
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 2: guys were very emotionally upset, Like, I can't believe you

1001
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 2: guys did this right. This is your description enough the

1002
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 2: drum some of the girls. I'm trying to I'm trying

1003
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 2: to describe it for someone who doesn't watch it for

1004
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 2: a year.

1005
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 1: I want to be honest. You're not doing a great job,

1006
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,800
Speaker 1: but I know what you're talking about. Everyone was upset, okay,

1007
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: fair with each other.

1008
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: Okay. Now, these are people in their early thirty These

1009
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 2: guys are in their forties.

1010
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 1: The guys are in their forties. I was shocked when

1011
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 1: someone said their age and the.

1012
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 2: Guys are in their mid forties.

1013
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: These are grown ass men.

1014
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: Now, when I was in my mid forties, my children

1015
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 2: were in junior high school.

1016
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: Wow, you were not in that.

1017
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 2: So I was yeah, I was like, and I was like,

1018
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 2: you know, dealing with like financial pressure, familial pressure, societal pressure.

1019
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 2: Got to get this straight. Horror moves opened, things are happening.

1020
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 2: You're the president. I'm sorry I missed the part.

1021
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 1: How do we How did how did I not remember?

1022
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: We're at some point you were the president of the

1023
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: United States, commander in chief, trying to figure out this.

1024
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 2: And I remember thinking, like, these guys should be worried about,

1025
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 2: like real things, Like these guys need to be these

1026
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: guys need to grow up a little. And I gotta

1027
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 2: tell you the reason why I grew up is because

1028
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 2: I met my wife when I was thirty. Okay, my

1029
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 2: wife was thirty one. My wife was older.

1030
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh oh, cougar robbin the Cradle three hundred and sixty

1031
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: five days.

1032
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 2: And my wife about a year into our relationship, a

1033
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 2: year we were going out. A year. That's a long

1034
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: That was a long time for me. My wife said, listen,

1035
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 2: I am gonna I want to have children soon. Are

1036
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 2: you gained for that? Because if you're not, I can

1037
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 2: and will move on from you.

1038
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: I know that's right kind of hot.

1039
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 2: So you to ship. We were talking about g I stuff.

1040
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: Ship because you got but you didn't have flax meal

1041
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: in your shakes at that point. So you're like, I

1042
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: don't know if I can or get off the pots

1043
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 1: correctly correct correct a munda.

1044
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 2: And I looked at my then girlfriend, now wife and said,

1045
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 2: I'm in love with this woman. If I'm gonna have kids,

1046
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 2: this is who I would want to have kids with.

1047
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: This will be fun, this will be a fun adventure.

1048
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 2: Let's let's do it. Let's go. But I was pressured

1049
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 2: into it by my wife.

1050
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's what it takes.

1051
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 2: And I was very fearful of it. I was, uh,

1052
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 2: I didn't want to do it. I'll tell you another

1053
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 2: crazy thing too. I mean, I told.

1054
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 1: You about your poop no and the six dogs.

1055
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I wasn't gonna say that. I should let

1056
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 2: you say I told you you I get down.

1057
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, he goes downtown.

1058
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,959
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say that you're sick. You're sick.

1059
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 5: Oh.

1060
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 2: I didn't say that. I just meant I like party, Like, okay,

1061
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 2: I party. I'm sorry.

1062
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: It's certainly not a family podcast, despite the name.

1063
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 2: Thanks dad.

1064
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope your mom doesn't listen after all.

1065
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 2: Never, I I I had never. I had tried my

1066
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 2: whole life to not get people pregnant like it was

1067
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 2: like a real fear of mine to pregnant pregnant woman yes. Yeah,

1068
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 2: So it's crazy in life when someone says like, let's

1069
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 2: now try to get break. That's a that's a big step,

1070
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 2: that's a big turn of events. Yes, and it just

1071
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 2: happens literally like someone tells you like, hey, all that stuff.

1072
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 2: Of Like, I had an uncle who when I moved

1073
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 2: to Los Angeles. I'm from the greater New York area.

1074
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 2: When I moved to Los Angeles, was like, here's some

1075
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:04,959
Speaker 2: here's some walking around money. He gave me a little cash,

1076
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 2: and he went.

1077
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't get anybody pregnant. What have you Listen,

1078
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 3: you're a young man. You gotta make sure you don't

1079
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 3: get anybody pregnant. It's the most important thing, not get

1080
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 3: anybody pregnant. And so I really like anytime I was

1081
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 3: even like on first base with a with someone kissing,

1082
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I just can't get you.

1083
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: Pregnant, whisper an old lady's ear. I really want you.

1084
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: My uncle told me not to get you pregnant, but

1085
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: he did give me cash. Does that turn you.

1086
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 4: Of I'm trying to laugh over your I'm just saying

1087
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 4: that's kind of it's kind of you're kind of I

1088
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 4: just can't get this you had your own.

1089
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 1: Anytime you're kissing a woman, you had your uncle's voice

1090
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: in your head saying you're don't get don't get anybody pregnant, Jerry,

1091
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: here's somebody, here's something for you. Don't get it pregnant.

1092
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: So when you were trying, did you hear your uncle? Yes,

1093
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: the first time, were you.

1094
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: I have an issuer?

1095
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 4: You?

1096
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 2: I hear my uncle every time to this day.

1097
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1098
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 2: By the way, I realized this is the workplace. Hearing

1099
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: you right now has got me kind of like arouse,

1100
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 2: especially when you get that thick sopranos accept on you Jerry.

1101
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I realize you're Jerry. You're in a relationship.

1102
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 2: I'm in a relationship, but you're kind of turned on

1103
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 2: by you. Get crazy.

1104
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: This is so different than don't do it, Jerry, full out, Jerry,

1105
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: I listen.

1106
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 2: This is so much more ronic than the Chris Maloney interview.

1107
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thanks, the thanks. Sad can be anything, It

1108
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: could be sick. Have you seen those social media things,

1109
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: social media things that like trend with the like say

1110
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: say a phrase and a sportive way, a sarcastic way. Disappointed,

1111
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: Can I okay? Because it's making me think I was

1112
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: about to say, thanks Dad is an erotic podcast. It's not.

1113
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: But you're a thespi it. I want to see if

1114
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: I can get you to do this trend.

1115
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sure I can do it.

1116
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: Okay, can you say Okay, I'm going to have you

1117
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: say thanks Dad.

1118
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 2: I've seen this. This is like different intentions. I'm going

1119
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 2: to be the best of this. I saw this, and

1120
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 2: as an actor also, I want to I want to

1121
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 2: talk to the actors out there because I told you

1122
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 2: I have a as you call them, nepotism babies. Yes,

1123
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,480
Speaker 2: I try to explain to my daughter when you go

1124
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 2: in on auditions, if you can change emotions really fast

1125
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 2: in the middle of an audition, in the middle of

1126
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 2: a line, it will show people, the people that are

1127
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 2: hiring you, that you are you are a spectrum of emotions.

1128
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 2: So and when I saw this trend, I was like,

1129
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 2: I'm going to be really good at this. Okay.

1130
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 1: So I'm going to give your opportunity to do this. Okay.

1131
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: So I want you to say that the phrase thanks Dad.

1132
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: I want you to deliver it straight to.

1133
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 2: A million give me a million versions, and I'm gonna

1134
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 2: give you everything.

1135
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: I say thanks Dad disappointed, Thanks Dad, Thanks Dad, sarcastically,

1136
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: Thanks Dad, Thanks Dad aroused.

1137
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, could you just could you just say,

1138
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 2: don't get anybody pregnant and like a New York.

1139
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: Jerry, do not get anybody pregnant?

1140
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 2: What? What?

1141
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 5: What?

1142
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 2: Uncle Jerry? What did you say?

1143
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: Don't get nobody pregnant?

1144
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, on there on there, Okay.

1145
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:48,919
Speaker 1: He's hard, actually, Jerry, I have to say, as an actor,

1146
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: you can't wait to get hard on set before you

1147
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: do in line.

1148
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 2: Around, O god, we need a we need a what

1149
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 2: do you call it? No, no, no, what do you

1150
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 2: call it? It's it's the more, it's it's it's the

1151
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 2: more pc uh a uh and into an intimacy coordinator.

1152
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, somebody, I'm an intimacy coordinator.

1153
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, let me let me just just give me

1154
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 2: an action because I'm an actor and action. Thanks Dad.

1155
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: Okay, can I get you to say thanks Dad flirtatiously?

1156
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, thanks Dad?

1157
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 1: And can I get a thanks Dad? Supportive?

1158
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 2: Thanks Dad?

1159
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: Great, I'm impressed. I will say, if we're on a

1160
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: set and we need to get things done quickly, the

1161
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: whole arousal part you did require a little more.

1162
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 2: Just take it. Good to know. Also, it was, uh,

1163
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: I do want to apologize to everyone in this room.

1164
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 2: And you have a huge crew here if they were

1165
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 2: offended by that.

1166
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 1: If anybody was offended, get out of here. Okay, that's uncle.

1167
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: And what's your uncle's name?

1168
01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 2: His name is Jerry. I just knew.

1169
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: Almost said uncle Jerry. And it's like I knew his

1170
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: name was ja Jerry, Jerry, meet Jerry. Were you named

1171
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: after him by chance?

1172
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 2: Yes?

1173
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,440
Speaker 1: I was yeah, Wow, of course, all right, mom's brother,

1174
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 1: dad's brother.

1175
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 2: Mom's cousin, but we call him uncle. Sure, of course,

1176
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 2: very close with my mom. Italian, Italian American. Yes, I knew.

1177
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 2: It's like I knew. It's like I was there.

1178
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: It was like I was there from can you turn

1179
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 1: that scream because I'm getting distracted. I'm so sorry.

1180
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 2: It was a screen of me being in an arousing manner.

1181
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 2: It was a screen of me in an arousing manner, going, yeah,

1182
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 2: things done?

1183
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 1: Are you coming?

1184
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 2: Wow?

1185
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: So I don't want your mom to listen to this episode.

1186
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 2: It's so different than the Chris Maloney interview, but sort

1187
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 2: of on par with the Frankie Grande interview.

1188
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: Oh you do watch listen. Were you listening watching?

1189
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: No I saw Titanic. I'm very happy for him he was.

1190
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 2: I know he was here promoting his book, but I

1191
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 2: saw him. I know him from Broadway, Yes you do.

1192
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: I mean he's incredibly talented, but I meant the podcast.

1193
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 2: Also known from reality television. He was in a Big

1194
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:05,439
Speaker 2: Brother Brother.

1195
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: You're you like reality TV?

1196
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 2: Don't you love it? It's so fun to me. It's

1197
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 2: just water cooler talk, something to talk about. It's fun,

1198
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 2: it's real drama and it's really funny. I much like you,

1199
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 2: am a graduate of the Upright Citizens Brigade and my

1200
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 2: first teacher. Let's give her a shout out, Jamie Dembo

1201
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 2: said to our class at Upright Citizens Orgade. I'll never

1202
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 2: forget this. Every every character you need to play in

1203
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 2: improv you will find simply by watching America's Next Top Model.

1204
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 2: And that really made me laugh, you know, because they

1205
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 2: have so many different characters in America's Next Top Model?

1206
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 2: Did you watch that documentary?

1207
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: I did watch the documentary, And.

1208
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 2: Did you hear Tyra's now suing network so juicy? Now

1209
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 2: I have to be a little careful because my wife

1210
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 2: and Tyra are very close and very good friends, and

1211
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 2: they grew up and they came up as models together

1212
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 2: in Paris, and Tyra gave my wife wisdom. The woman

1213
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 2: is a mogul and was a mogul before Tyra was

1214
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 2: a mogul. My my, my wife was so inspired by

1215
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: Tyra as young models. Tyra said things to my wife,

1216
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 2: and I'll let my wife tell you. When my wife

1217
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 2: comes on this podcast, i will tell her books. I

1218
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 2: can't wait to hear her say thanks d thanks Dad,

1219
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 2: and I'm going to have her in an arousing sort

1220
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 2: of manner. But I watched that doc and it was crazy.

1221
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 2: It was It really wasn't and I say this as

1222
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 2: someone who's a good friend of my wife's. It was

1223
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 2: not a good look for Tyra. And I'm shocked that

1224
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 2: Tyra's suing the producers. I thought Tyra produced that documentary.

1225
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: She didn't based on how she was I could tell

1226
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 1: she didn't produce it, just based on how she was

1227
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 1: portrayed in the documentary. I do as a viewer watching

1228
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: the documentary, having watched those seasons, which I forgot about

1229
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 1: those seasons, and I was so young. It was a baby, babe,

1230
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: Did you watch it?

1231
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 2: I did.

1232
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: I watched Top Model I was watching, but then seeing it,

1233
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: we were rooting for you. We were I did I

1234
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 1: did Tyra Banks in my One Woman show at the

1235
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: UCB Theater. Yeah, I did a Tyra Banks. It wasn't

1236
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: an impression, But there was a moment in my One

1237
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: Woman show where I do the we were rooting for you,

1238
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 1: all rooting because that was quite a moment in TV. Really.

1239
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 2: I mean, it's right, it's it's a part of history.

1240
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 2: It's uh, it's up there with the table flip.

1241
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, prostitution.

1242
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 2: You know what are other famous reality show quotes we're

1243
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 2: rooting for you. Prostitution?

1244
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 1: Horr, I think, stop being rude. Kim Kardashian hitting her

1245
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: sister with the purse, right.

1246
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 2: There was Margaret Joseph's I believe said your husband's in

1247
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 2: the pool on Real Housewives. That was a good one.

1248
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,000
Speaker 1: I stopped watching house was at a certain point.

1249
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand. It can get a little, a little. Oh.

1250
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 2: You know what's funny about Housewives is, and it sometimes

1251
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 2: happens with unscripted shows, is someone like Bethany Frankel makes

1252
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 2: tens of millions of dollars and it becomes about like

1253
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 2: I could become really rich if I play my cards

1254
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 2: right here. And I also noticed that on that aforementioned

1255
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 2: show whose initials are Bravo Summer House, when people get

1256
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 2: divorced or break up because so much because a career

1257
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 2: is at stake. It's not like I'm going through a divorce.

1258
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you what happens in a divorce.

1259
01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 2: It's like, I need to not look bad because this

1260
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 2: is my career. This is how I make money after

1261
01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 2: when in actuality, like if my wife decided to divorce

1262
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 2: me tomorrow and I'm telling you there it could happen,

1263
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 2: you would die, It could happen. Oh no, But my

1264
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 2: wife would say, I want out, call my lawyer. I'm

1265
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:17,640
Speaker 2: fucking dumb with you. Okay, don't call me, call my lawyer.

1266
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 2: Whereas when you watch like the initials of that show

1267
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 2: Bravo Summerhouse, they have to say, hey, let's attempt to

1268
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 2: move out and let's see how our marriage goes and

1269
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 2: we can. We got to give this a try. We

1270
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 2: gave it a try. It didn't work out. As opposed

1271
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 2: to people just going I'm out, really done, that's it.

1272
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 2: I'm done. You need I need to get away from you.

1273
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 2: I don't like my life. Yeah, this isn't working out.

1274
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 2: We're unhappy. Every time we see each other, we're either

1275
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:47,959
Speaker 2: yelling or crying. Let's just there's no kids. Maybe there's

1276
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 2: some furniture, a couple of dogs, but like, let's just buy. Yeah,

1277
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:54,960
Speaker 2: let's try and make like a couple of years from now.

1278
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 2: Let's have a good laugh at this. But you have

1279
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 2: to make sure. You almost have to win the Reddit war.

1280
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, do you do you go on Reddit?

1281
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 2: I love Reddit? Reddit? Is that am I saying a

1282
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 2: negative name?

1283
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 1: I go on Reddit as well. It's how I found

1284
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: my doctor that I went to today and waited two hours.

1285
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 2: I won't ask, I won't I won't get into the doctor.

1286
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 1: I just went to the doctor to do a yearly

1287
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: check because I never go to the doctor.

1288
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 2: And insurance. You don't call your insurance and say who

1289
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 2: do I go to?

1290
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 1: I do have insurance.

1291
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 2: I don't call them.

1292
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: Imagine I call a business I.

1293
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 2: Never heard I call my insurance and say who's my

1294
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 2: who's my doctor?

1295
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: Like no, because I can you the insurance has a website.

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Speaker 1: I like the Internet, big fan of the Internet in

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Speaker 1: many ways.

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Speaker 2: Also, I love Reddit. It actually really helps me out

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Speaker 2: with with For example, after this episode airs, I will

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Speaker 2: listen to it, I will go and reddit.

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Speaker 1: You want to know what the people say about you.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear what worked and what didn't, and

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you where I uh I. I find that

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Speaker 2: when I do podcasts, Reddit comments, I find read it

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Speaker 2: to be a little more positive than other places. I

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Speaker 2: think it is like, really informative, it's funny, it's not

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Speaker 2: it's not really monetized, so people like work people probably

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Speaker 2: wouldn't like me saying that. You know, there's I'm sure

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Speaker 2: they monetize it, but there's no like benefit other than

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Speaker 2: people leaving very honest comments. It's not, at least my Reddit,

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Speaker 2: because it does cater to you, doesn't seem to be

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Speaker 2: over politicized like other forums, which is scary. And I

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Speaker 2: find that it gives me very honest advice and it

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Speaker 2: helps me you can't tell from my appearance here on

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Speaker 2: this episode, but it helps me become a better guest.

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Speaker 1: Wow. You know, I'm fascinated by this because I think

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Speaker 1: reading comments about yourself is such a slippery slope, because

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Speaker 1: what do you do if you read something less than complimentary?

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Speaker 2: I get a comment always okay, and you're sitting across

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Speaker 2: from me, okay, am am, I wearing any makeup? Yes,

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Speaker 2: come on, I.

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Speaker 1: Noticed under eye concealer and foundation and a light lip tint.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, I think you're you're looking at my face

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 1: I wearing any makeup. Tread lightly, Jerry, I can't not

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Speaker 1: a lick. I'm wearing a little a little bit of.

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Speaker 2: Lipstick because I'm drinking your coffee and I can feel

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01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 2: it every time I have a sip of your coffee.

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Speaker 1: Is it tingling?

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Speaker 2: It's not tingling, but it's like it is.

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Speaker 1: That's the herpies doing it's work.

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Speaker 2: But no, I people on Reddit accuse me of putting

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Speaker 2: under eye concealer under my eyes.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I was joking.

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01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but under your eyes is light, it

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01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:01,679
Speaker 2: is white. But I really need you to look very

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01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 2: closely and like confirm for the people. Yeah, he is.

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01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:07,880
Speaker 2: Can you zoom in? Like, can you really zoom in

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01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 2: under my eyes? Zoom in as much as you can?

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Speaker 2: Do you need me to move forward? Are you really

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01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 2: in there? The real test is a hold on a second,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to move forward. Tell me he's in more,

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01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:22,640
Speaker 2: more and more more perfect? Does now?

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Speaker 1: Do you see I know the real test. Can I

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Speaker 1: get it a Kleenex?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 1: Can I get a Kleenex? I'm gonna sweat. Let's go

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01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 1: sweat my hand because I don't want to.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. Let's go with ye and go on the

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Speaker 2: other side. Took on the other side. Okay, show no makeup.

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Speaker 1: That blue line is because this is one of the

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01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 1: last Kleenexes in the box. But yeah, the blue didn't

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01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,840
Speaker 1: come off of you look none no make up.

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01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 2: So Reddit needs to stop saying I wear under eye concealer.

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01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:56,599
Speaker 2: I just have whites under my eyes and that's it. Now.

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01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:00,360
Speaker 2: Could I have darkened under my eyes and come in here? Well,

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Speaker 2: we don't want that. Like who likes who ever goes

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01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 2: into a CBS or goes into like a makeup counter

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01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,599
Speaker 2: and goes make it darker under myas make me look tired.

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Speaker 1: I'm selling this on bed No, no one. Does you

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Speaker 1: know what tell Reddit you should do? Do you ever comment?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever comment? Do you have you have an account? Clearly?

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01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, and it's me and people know it's me.

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Speaker 2: I really comment, Yeah, Jerry, I comment.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I have so many more things I want to

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Speaker 1: ask you about, but we are hitting a time limit.

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01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:31,559
Speaker 1: You have places to be.

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Speaker 2: I don't have anywhere to be. Oh, okay, hang out.

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Speaker 2: You're a publicist, is like, what the fuck, dude, you

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01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,679
Speaker 2: have somewhere to be. It's Friday. I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 2: you have something to do. I don't have anything to do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we have twelve to thirteen. Okay, listen, this is

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01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: this is what i'll this is what I want to ask.

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Speaker 2: Will you pass me my wallet back? Though?

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Speaker 1: Do you think I'm gonna steal?

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01:11:58,320 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I just I just don't want to

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01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:01,679
Speaker 2: like be like on the subway kind.

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Speaker 1: Of like the leaving it behind you when you say

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Speaker 1: rap and.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's like gone from the building and you're at your

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01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 2: country house and all that stuff, my country house, Like

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Speaker 2: just come back Monday and get your wallet.

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01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: Okay, you're you mean you're at your country house and

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01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 1: you don't want to have to come back to the city.

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01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,559
Speaker 1: That's what you're You're six dogs and three cats. I

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01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 1: know you live in a mansion, don't you.

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Speaker 2: It's not a mansion, but we do have some property.

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Speaker 1: Land.

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Speaker 2: We have a big backyard. We have some acreage as

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Speaker 2: they call it in uh in on Zillow, Okay, which

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01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:35,040
Speaker 2: is why we have dogs and stuff and the the

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Speaker 2: frolic on acreage.

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Speaker 1: Just don't forget about Georgie. Georgie, I pitched you the dog.

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Speaker 2: Right George. Oh yeah, Georgie forgot you.

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01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,719
Speaker 1: Already forgot about Georgia happening.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I get it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, your wife you are. I've said this before and

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Speaker 1: I mean it with the most love possible. You're a

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Speaker 1: big my wife. Guy. Yeah, and I love that. I

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Speaker 1: love that.

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Speaker 2: I'm very grateful to her. I really am.

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01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,799
Speaker 1: I think that's really beautiful. Who said I love you first?

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01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 1: I have a hunch.

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Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be me. Do you remember I

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01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 2: think it's gonna be me? Although we did play, we

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01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 2: have something really cute. I carried in my wallet for

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01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:16,400
Speaker 2: years until my wallet was stolen from a hot yoga class.

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Speaker 1: Wow, a classmate.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't I thought it was. This is crazy? Are

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Speaker 2: you ready for this?

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Speaker 1: One came in the studio.

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Speaker 2: This is a crazy story. Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing hot yoga with my wife. Sure. The old

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01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 2: man is side eyeing me, but I can do camel

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01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 2: and he can't sell. Fuck you, old man. Okay, follow

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Speaker 2: the light at the end of the tunnel. Ol man,

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01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:47,760
Speaker 2: Oh damn, I put my I I really don't dress

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Speaker 2: up for yoga class. I wear a pair of dirty

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Speaker 2: vans and like I take I'm a shirtless yoga guy.

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01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:59,360
Speaker 1: Oh okay, flex okay, okay, topless titties out for yoga.

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01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 2: Huh. I usually wear just like a jacket and just

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Speaker 2: go in and wear a pair of dirty vands and

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01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 2: my shorts. And I don't shower at the yoga studio.

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01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,120
Speaker 2: I go home. I'm not like someone who showers at

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Speaker 2: a yoga studio.

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Speaker 1: You No, I'm not showering at the studio. Going back

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Speaker 1: to the house.

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01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:17,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I take my wallet out of my pants sometimes

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01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:22,800
Speaker 2: I like to get a coffee after yoga. Put my

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Speaker 2: wallet inside my dirty vans.

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Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew you were going to say that.

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Speaker 2: And I know everyone in the class. I've been going

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Speaker 2: like we have a I mean, we have a nodding relationship.

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Speaker 2: We all know where our mats go, like we're regulars.

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Speaker 2: And the yoga instructor also mans the front desk. And

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01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 2: then whence class starts, click locks the door, locks the

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01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,719
Speaker 2: door so no one can come in. Uh oh, class

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01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 2: is over. I go to slip on my dirty vans

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01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:58,439
Speaker 2: and my wallet's not in my shoe. And I said

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01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,680
Speaker 2: to the guy was going to unlock the door, and

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01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:05,719
Speaker 2: I went, oh, hold on a second, Yogi, don't unlock

1443
01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:09,639
Speaker 2: that door because it's not locked. Don't unlock that door, okay,

1444
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,839
Speaker 2: And he went okay, And I went, someone took my wallet.

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01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,960
Speaker 2: And they're in this they're they're in this class. I

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01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 2: mean that's where my diabolical mind went.

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01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not diabolical, it's logical.

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01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:26,439
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was ready to rum. I was ready

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01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:31,920
Speaker 2: to Christopher Maloney in the interrogation room. Some people in

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01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 2: that yoga class, who who has my wallet? Yeah? I

1451
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 2: was about to grab an old man by the throat

1452
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:40,280
Speaker 2: and go, I know you've been side eyeing me, but

1453
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 2: give me my wallet nack because I can do camel.

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01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,639
Speaker 2: And he said that's impossible. The door has been locked.

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01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 2: And I went, I'm telling you, I put my wallet

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01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:57,559
Speaker 2: on my shoe and my wallet's missing. And the woman

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01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,559
Speaker 2: who was at the front desk, who had been sitting

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01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 2: there at the desk, also said, no one's been in here.

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01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 2: No one took your wallet. I've been sitting out here.

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01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 2: The only person who was here was the woman who

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01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:11,280
Speaker 2: was late for class, but she's coming right back. And

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01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:13,599
Speaker 2: I said, that woman took my wallet, I'm telling you,

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01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,840
Speaker 2: And they said it's impossible. We have security cameras. I'll

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01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:23,240
Speaker 2: show you. You see a woman come in. We're watching

1465
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:26,639
Speaker 2: it right there on the footage on the computer. Now

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01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,160
Speaker 2: the whole class is invested because I've said everyone my

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01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 2: wallet has been stolen. No one's leaving this place until

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01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 2: I get my wallet. Yeah, because I'm going to get

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01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 2: back to why I had something special in there, and

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01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 2: it's about getting back to the I Love you story.

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01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:45,479
Speaker 2: The woman comes into a class, the class is late.

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01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,040
Speaker 2: The woman at the desk says, you can't go in.

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01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,639
Speaker 2: It's late. There's like a late you can't go in rule.

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01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:54,559
Speaker 2: This woman has pigtails, holding a yoga mat, has a

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01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 2: copper brace on her full Lululemon and the woman's like, oh,

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01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 2: I'm late, and you can see your make a scene

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01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:01,920
Speaker 2: out of it. And she gets on the phone and

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01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,200
Speaker 2: she's like, I'm late, I'm late, and the woman at

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01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 2: the desk explains, just come to the next class. It's

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01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:08,439
Speaker 2: it's starting in like forty five minutes. And she's like, okay,

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01:17:08,479 --> 01:17:10,719
Speaker 2: I'll do that. She's on the phone and she's talking

1482
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 2: and sitting there. She's on the phone, and you see

1483
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 2: when the woman at the desk looks away to look

1484
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 2: at her computer, you see her bend down at my

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01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:19,240
Speaker 2: shoe and pick up my wallet on camera and then

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01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:20,800
Speaker 2: you see her like on the phone and say, hey,

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01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,200
Speaker 2: I'll be right back, can you let me out? And

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01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:26,160
Speaker 2: they unlocked the door and they let her out, and

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01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:36,559
Speaker 2: everyone was like mortified. Anyway, I the woman who owns

1490
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,880
Speaker 2: a yoga studio. I got to give them a shout

1491
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 2: out where I gave Jonies a shot them up. Great

1492
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 2: yoga studio. I see Jerry there, Oxygen Yoga and Fitness

1493
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:50,679
Speaker 2: in Woodland Hills, California. Great. Wow, everyone is uh, it's

1494
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 2: great classes. My wife's instructor, Zach is awesome. Wow, he's

1495
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:02,720
Speaker 2: I Actually we take yoga together. I told you that

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01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:06,559
Speaker 2: I could tell he was like my wife when she

1497
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,559
Speaker 2: does this thing where she bends down to touch her

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01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:13,519
Speaker 2: toes like feet on the ground, bending over to touch

1499
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:17,439
Speaker 2: her toes. He was like gently pushing her back down

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01:18:17,479 --> 01:18:20,080
Speaker 2: to get like a deeper bend. But with some of

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01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 2: the other classmates, he was laying on them fully and

1502
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,400
Speaker 2: putting his body weight on them as they were touching

1503
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:29,160
Speaker 2: their toes bent over and I said to him after class, like, hey, Zach,

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01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,640
Speaker 2: I know him in class with my wife, but you

1505
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,000
Speaker 2: can do that, like Superman, lay on her. You can

1506
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:37,200
Speaker 2: lay on that thing. And my wife was like, stop it.

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01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,920
Speaker 2: You're so embarrassing. Stop it. And I was like, no,

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01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I think he's maybe being respectful because I'm

1509
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 2: there and he's just pushing you, whereas some of the

1510
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:50,280
Speaker 2: other classmates. He's like totally laying on. And the next

1511
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:52,880
Speaker 2: class I came in and he really like, who's laying

1512
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 2: on him?

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01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: How did you feel jealous? And then you're like, I

1514
01:18:57,360 --> 01:19:02,200
Speaker 1: gotta be hot. No, you weren't jealous. That got stolen.

1515
01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:03,600
Speaker 2: No, hold on a second, I gotta get to this.

1516
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:06,439
Speaker 2: I gotta tell this story. So the woman who runs

1517
01:19:06,439 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 2: the studio said, you have to go make a police

1518
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 2: report because it was your property that was taken, and

1519
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,080
Speaker 2: insurance and I have to do a whole thing. I

1520
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,599
Speaker 2: went to the police station. I waited in line. I said,

1521
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:17,200
Speaker 2: my wallet got taken from a yoga studio. A detective

1522
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,720
Speaker 2: came out and said come back here and showed me

1523
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 2: footage of the same woman in dozens of different yoga

1524
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 2: studios all over Los Angeles. Yoga bandit comes in, makes

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01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:31,280
Speaker 2: believe she's late to a class when the person at

1526
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:34,000
Speaker 2: the desk is looking away, rummages because you don't think

1527
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 2: anyone in yoga studio is going to steal shit.

1528
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 1: I think there is peaceful zend out people and that

1529
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:42,680
Speaker 1: I mean. I'll tell you what as a career, a

1530
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:46,040
Speaker 1: criminal career, that's not a bad idea, though I think

1531
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: I should get a real job.

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01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:49,280
Speaker 2: I did have to go testify against her. They called,

1533
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,400
Speaker 2: did you see you saw her? I went to the courtroom.

1534
01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:54,960
Speaker 2: They brought her in in costs, shackles, in shackles, in

1535
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:58,200
Speaker 2: the jumpsuit wow. And her boyfriend was there and he

1536
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,040
Speaker 2: was mean mugging me.

1537
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,479
Speaker 1: Boyfriend was mad, did you yes, Wow?

1538
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:02,640
Speaker 2: And he was like you.

1539
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:05,599
Speaker 1: Snitch.

1540
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:08,000
Speaker 2: He was trying to intimidate me. I was not intimidated.

1541
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 2: I was angry and I'm going to tell.

1542
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,320
Speaker 1: You why, because what was in that wallet?

1543
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:16,640
Speaker 2: My wife and I played Bulger Bulger dlog.

1544
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 1: Don't ask me.

1545
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:21,960
Speaker 2: Boulder dash. It's where you come up with, like you

1546
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:26,560
Speaker 2: hand suggestions for a name, for for a description or

1547
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,880
Speaker 2: a word or definition. Balder dash did I did. I

1548
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:29,360
Speaker 2: explain that.

1549
01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:32,120
Speaker 1: Fine, guys, I got to hear what was in the wallet.

1550
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:33,680
Speaker 2: And it was game night and my wife handed me

1551
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:36,320
Speaker 2: one when we were dating, and she wrote I love

1552
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,320
Speaker 2: you on it on a balder dash sep.

1553
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:39,960
Speaker 1: And this is early days.

1554
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,280
Speaker 2: I know. It is early days of it. Yeah, I know.

1555
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:45,200
Speaker 2: And I kept it in my wallet and this yoga

1556
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,599
Speaker 2: bandit stole it and I never got my wallet back,

1557
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:51,240
Speaker 2: so that boulder dash I love you thing is is missing.

1558
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1559
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 2: That sucks.

1560
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:55,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's in jail, jail for that.

1561
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,840
Speaker 2: I don't think she's in jail anymore, because she was

1562
01:20:58,880 --> 01:20:59,960
Speaker 2: at another she hit.

1563
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,000
Speaker 1: She was like whatever, she was like whatever she made bad,

1564
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,479
Speaker 1: she's out. She's out. You see, this is the thing.

1565
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:08,760
Speaker 1: I lock my shit up no matter. I don't care

1566
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,519
Speaker 1: my stuff is locked.

1567
01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:11,720
Speaker 2: I do.

1568
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,320
Speaker 1: It's it's the bottomore in me. Like I've been to

1569
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,200
Speaker 1: a It's true. I've been to a party in college

1570
01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, everyone's throwing this is I'm remembering this,

1571
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,640
Speaker 1: so everyone's throwing their coats in that bedroom. I go

1572
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,320
Speaker 1: to this house party in college and I was like,

1573
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,800
Speaker 1: that's cute. I'm not because I don't go through coats.

1574
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: But mind you it's it's a house party, it's an

1575
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,160
Speaker 1: apartment party. But I was just like, I don't know who.

1576
01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 2: I'm not.

1577
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,120
Speaker 1: Am I going to keep an eye on the door

1578
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 1: of that bedroom. No, I'm not guess what. Someone rummages

1579
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,880
Speaker 1: through everyone's shit. iPhone had just come out. A few

1580
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:43,439
Speaker 1: people got their iPhones stolen, credit cards stolen, and I'm like,

1581
01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:46,720
Speaker 1: in butter, we don't. You don't leave your shit unattended. Unfortunately,

1582
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:49,120
Speaker 1: I understand in Woodland Hills you might. But I just

1583
01:21:49,120 --> 01:21:52,280
Speaker 1: still have my mentalities, like when I go to my

1584
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,479
Speaker 1: class now, I lock my stuff up. It's all locked.

1585
01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:57,000
Speaker 2: I'll never get that balder dash. I'm sorry about that.

1586
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,160
Speaker 2: I hate that. I really carried it and it's so funny.

1587
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,600
Speaker 2: It was a piece of paper that I actually had

1588
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,040
Speaker 2: laminated and I carried it. It was really very special.

1589
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,000
Speaker 1: What a wench. I'm sorry.

1590
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 2: It was funny. When I testify in court I had to,

1591
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 2: they said it was like pretty formal and they were like,

1592
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:12,680
Speaker 2: what were the contents? And I was like, you know,

1593
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:16,880
Speaker 2: I always carry cash around with me because you gotta

1594
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,320
Speaker 2: have some walking around money. I said the cash and

1595
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 2: I set a credit card which was used at Target

1596
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 2: to purchase candles boring and I said balderdash. It said

1597
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,040
Speaker 2: I love you.

1598
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:31,599
Speaker 4: Oh.

1599
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 2: My lawyer was like what.

1600
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:36,280
Speaker 1: Loyd didn't think it was cute, didn't care. I think

1601
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 1: sentimental far more valuable than the cash. But I will

1602
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,720
Speaker 1: say I also not too.

1603
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 2: I'm not.

1604
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:43,200
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm victim shaming right now because I'm like,

1605
01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:44,720
Speaker 1: I lock my shit up. And I also want to

1606
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,719
Speaker 1: say I don't carry cash because I'm like, and everyone's

1607
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:49,360
Speaker 1: always like, you have to have cash on you egg

1608
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:52,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, cash gets lost, cash gets stolen,

1609
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,920
Speaker 1: we can't get it back. I never have cash.

1610
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 2: I do tip, though, I hand tips out like you.

1611
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 1: Just started tossing money. You tip me for this episode?

1612
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:06,000
Speaker 2: No, I actually I might. I might vemo you. No,

1613
01:23:06,120 --> 01:23:08,560
Speaker 2: I uh like, for example, I went to that restaurant.

1614
01:23:09,479 --> 01:23:13,200
Speaker 2: I went to a restaurant yesterday and uh there was

1615
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:16,920
Speaker 2: a line, and uh, I guess they recognized me from

1616
01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:22,879
Speaker 2: Summer's Last Resort on tub and then comes out July third.

1617
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 1: It's not even out, so they recognized you if they

1618
01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:30,880
Speaker 1: were like the trailer, yeah, a lot of a lot

1619
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,000
Speaker 1: of views. One thing Jerry O'Connell is going to do

1620
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 1: is make his appearance worth his fucking while. But I

1621
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,080
Speaker 1: better promote that film.

1622
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,400
Speaker 2: But I did. I did the thing where there was

1623
01:23:40,439 --> 01:23:43,600
Speaker 2: a huge lineup at the restaurant and I had a

1624
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:46,760
Speaker 2: folded up twenty and I leaned on like the on

1625
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:49,960
Speaker 2: the dayas on like the counter where the uh where

1626
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:52,240
Speaker 2: the hostess was, and I was like, oh, is there

1627
01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:53,960
Speaker 2: like a table and like I sort of point to

1628
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,640
Speaker 2: the twenty but no one can see him handing her

1629
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:59,040
Speaker 2: a twenty and the young lady palm didn't went right

1630
01:23:59,040 --> 01:23:59,439
Speaker 2: this way?

1631
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, okay, it does work.

1632
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:06,240
Speaker 2: I didn't have to wait at all at Olive Garden.

1633
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:08,880
Speaker 1: You were at Olive Garden sponsor. I don't think you'd

1634
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: ever have to wait in Ali. They're not a sponsor.

1635
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:12,120
Speaker 2: Maybe they will be.

1636
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:16,800
Speaker 1: Jerry, thank you so much for your time. But it

1637
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:25,080
Speaker 1: was a fun time. God bless. That was my conversation

1638
01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:28,280
Speaker 1: with Jerry O'Connell. How much tea did we get enough

1639
01:24:28,360 --> 01:24:31,599
Speaker 1: to host a tea party? Why am I talking like that?

1640
01:24:32,439 --> 01:24:36,479
Speaker 1: Questions to be answered. And Jerry is still sitting here anyway.

1641
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,880
Speaker 1: That was my conversation with him. What a delight. I

1642
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,240
Speaker 1: love you, thanks for listening to Thanks Dad, I hope

1643
01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:45,320
Speaker 1: Jerry's mom listens to this one. Yeah, that'd be cool.

1644
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask him in a second to send it

1645
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:51,960
Speaker 1: to his mom. Okay, my guys, Thanks Dad. Is a

1646
01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:55,200
Speaker 1: production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts.

1647
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm your host Ago wodem Our, producer is Kevin Bartelt,

1648
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,440
Speaker 1: and our executive producer is Matt Apodaca

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01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:07,280
Speaker 2: M hm.