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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's today's strawberry letter subject

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Speaker 1: my ex husband is now my kid's uncle. Think about it,

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Speaker 1: think about yeah. Right now the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: his sexy self in his head. Right uh, he has

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Now come on with one another

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Speaker 1: one of these ignorant pranks. I got it, I got it.

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Speaker 1: I can't stand the level of stupidity you go to.

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Speaker 1: But that's a high level. What you want me a

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Speaker 1: low level of stupid that makes any sense to be

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Speaker 1: low stupid. Deprecate, debri Kate. The name of the prank

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Speaker 1: is Debrekate. Deprecate like Mary Kay, debri Kate, deprek say okay, alright, debrikate,

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Speaker 1: running cat. You don't worry about it. You're gonna hear

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Speaker 1: who deprecate deprecate. Hello, man, I speak to him. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something of you. My name is Wayne.

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Speaker 1: You did my auntie's have yus today, and now I

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Speaker 1: don't know what you did. I don't know what kind

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Speaker 1: of glue you'd used with weaves or whatever, but my

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Speaker 1: auntie had and fell out in church today doing I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't even use glue, because I don't even

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Speaker 1: know why you're coming at me on the side anyway

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Speaker 1: about your auntie. My auntie. My auntie is Debrek, and

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Speaker 1: I have fella come some glue. Who you think you're

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Speaker 1: tripping with? Look, let me tell you look, let me

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Speaker 1: say this to you all. I'm saying, you gotta saying,

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Speaker 1: you gotta say because I'm serious about my week. You're

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Speaker 1: coming at me with some glue for some glue that

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Speaker 1: mouthing on the side of you, Well that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: And I fell off in service and all the church

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Speaker 1: member and sitting there laughing out. Well, she shouldn't have been.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's trying to keep the devil out of a cousine.

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Speaker 1: Been this shouting come hard anyway, But I don't with

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Speaker 1: no glue. You ain't in the city and talk about

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Speaker 1: my ain't it? And her? Jesus, don't you talk about

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Speaker 1: how she's shouting? I don't even know. Don't they call

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Speaker 1: her miss Debrea? I don't know. She just got her

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Speaker 1: hat done from you yesterday. How you gonna sit here

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Speaker 1: and act like you ain't cutting yesterday? God saying woman

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Speaker 1: and call me and tell me it's like I made.

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Speaker 1: I'm because I don't have and I ain't. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to tell everybody in Atlanta, Georgia not to come to

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Speaker 1: your house just like minute you like want minute. That's

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Speaker 1: my laveelihood it. I don't need to is this. My

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Speaker 1: name is Wayne White? Look your White. I know you

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Speaker 1: all know Wayne, but you know I've got her brother

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Speaker 1: name Big Jane. And bring wine, bring wine. Look, look,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't want no problem,

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Speaker 1: but I will throw these hands if I got to

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Speaker 1: look here, look here, I ain't got time to your

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Speaker 1: aunty whatever ain't some mistake and what need then? Look,

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Speaker 1: you don't get me out here on good Sunday. I

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Speaker 1: just came from church. It's hot as hell that you're

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Speaker 1: telling me. You ain't got no joy? Guy? Do today?

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Speaker 1: Doin't got nothing to do? I got to find out

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Speaker 1: why my ain't in half farther night in church. It

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Speaker 1: ain't me so called somebody else in that land, because

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Speaker 1: I I am the will you ain't you you must

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Speaker 1: not be in right now. If you've got people have

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Speaker 1: father night in church and glue fallowing all off on

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Speaker 1: the pew, don't a proba glue her own? And that's

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Speaker 1: how the white fella not gonna tell you right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm the hottest if I If I ain't do a hat,

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Speaker 1: I don't up you call in and everybody in that

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Speaker 1: hall the same thing. Look, all I'm saying is you're

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Speaker 1: the messed up my ain'ting hair. I want to get

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Speaker 1: it rectified. I need you, first of all to call

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Speaker 1: and apologize to her. Have you got rotial human drinking

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Speaker 1: on some Jesus juice with y'all ain't and that's why

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Speaker 1: you want Michael Jackson and you ain't devil see you

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Speaker 1: or whatever her name? Look, let me tell first of all,

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Speaker 1: you go you're gonna respect my ain't it okay, whatever

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Speaker 1: you say her name is. I want you to redo

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Speaker 1: my ain'ting hat for free and get all her money

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Speaker 1: back from the first time she paid you. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who hold on, I don't know who this who.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. I'm why are you coming, Waine?

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Speaker 1: Look your Wayne, I'm gonna go ahead. I'm gonna hang

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Speaker 1: up in your face. Now hold up, I'm devil nephew. Wayne. No,

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Speaker 1: my ain't fit two years old. Now, if you ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna respect your elders, how you expect to be blessed.

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Speaker 1: Say you just went to church, then you're calling me

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Speaker 1: on Sunday, got me CUsing like this. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you before I

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Speaker 1: get off the phone. He had a because you waste them.

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Speaker 1: One minute. This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morty Show. You just got frank from your girlfriend. What's up?

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Speaker 1: Your Your girl told me, she said, trust me going

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Speaker 1: off the first twelve second. Hey, Babi man, you don't

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Speaker 1: do no, you don't do no. No. I don't know Glue,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Alright, but ain't nobody. Ain't nobody

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Speaker 1: half fell out of church that you still they say

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Speaker 1: you're the bomb down there. So I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and make sure I prank my girl. Sheet one.

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Speaker 1: All right, baby, answer one thing from me. What is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the world,

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Speaker 1: The s show that was, you know Glue? Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: this weekend I'm in Tunica sold out. I'm excited about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Tunica Casino in Hotel. The nephew was there Friday

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Speaker 1: and Saturday night and then uh Richmond, Virginia. I added

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Speaker 1: the show. I added Saturday Night for you guys. I

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Speaker 1: added the four thirty show. That's for you folks that

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Speaker 1: want to get in, you know, see a show and

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Speaker 1: then you know about six thirty you gone and you

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Speaker 1: can make it the church Sunday morning. That's that's for them,

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Speaker 1: that's for them. So Rich Virginia four thirty show has

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Speaker 1: been added, and moving on Grand Rapids, Michigan is a

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Speaker 1: Black Friday. That's November twenty third, so I'll be a

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Speaker 1: DeVos performance. All alright, that's my November run. My December

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Speaker 1: run is going to be Detroit, Columbus, Georgia, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say the best one. I'm gonna wait on that one.

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Speaker 1: Really hes y'all with it, But New Year's Eve gonna

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Speaker 1: hit y'all with one. It's cold. You're working New Year's Eve,

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Speaker 1: working New Year's eight. I'm working New Year's Eve. Lem

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Speaker 1: gonna hit y'all with that later though, alright, alright, getting

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Speaker 1: it in, selling out though, that's a good thing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I won't he do it all right there, and then

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Speaker 1: sooner or later I'm gonna get these two boys really

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Speaker 1: won't really won't. And then why are you just come

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Speaker 1: in and correct and lower though it's won't he do

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Speaker 1: it won't really won't. Will won't be what he said?

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Speaker 1: WILLI won't. Won't guy named Willie won't come to work?

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Speaker 1: Will he learn how to say? It is? W please?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna papa? Will won't? Wellie? Could you ride when

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Speaker 1: you was in June? Yeah? You say, can you walk

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Speaker 1: the blocks? Maybe by yards? I walk the block? I

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Speaker 1: couldn't do. I come by your house on one Will say,

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Speaker 1: HI should have all times of women junior doing all

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Speaker 1: this stuff. They don't go for that. They're just for

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Speaker 1: the fellers. You got to do your fellers. Will don't

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Speaker 1: need a normal Let's see Willie. I said, I ride

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Speaker 1: about my bike because he did it to me yesterday

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Speaker 1: on one wheel. What's that winning imprint? Willie? The ladies?

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Speaker 1: I thought the ladies like that girls, and then we

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Speaker 1: didn't like all right? All right, thank you nephew. Up next,

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Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter for today, the subject my ex

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Speaker 1: husband is now my kid's uncle. Right after this