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Speaker 1: of disruption. The name is Michael Rappaport. A K. The

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Speaker 1: I don't know what what could have been fishy. The

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Speaker 1: NBA doesn't need, nor does the NBA want, Lebron James,

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Speaker 1: the biggest draw in professional basketball, missing ten days because

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Speaker 1: the coronavirus. But you see how fast it spreads. The

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Speaker 1: Charlotte Hornets LaMelo ball Terry rose Yer, Mason plum Lee

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Speaker 1: and one other dude out. They got that fucking Omnicron

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Speaker 1: right at l the kron or that move. What's next?

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Speaker 1: What are they gonna call it next? That Freddy Krueger.

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Speaker 1: It's like weed names. Yeah, yeah, there was a Zick

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Speaker 1: the next one. They didn't want to do it because

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Speaker 1: he thought it would be mixed up with China, a

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Speaker 1: new z Omnikron all that ship. They should just call

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Speaker 1: it that Freddy Krueger. It's like weed. It's like drugs.

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Speaker 1: You don't want that Freddy. You don't want that gorilla glue.

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Speaker 1: But there's a spread. There's a few other guys in

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Speaker 1: the NBA that got it, and they'll be fine. They'll

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Speaker 1: be fine. Who knows, who knows what's gonna happen. Kyrie,

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Speaker 1: Ben Simmons, all these guys. Kyrie Irving apparently is saying

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Speaker 1: that if they trade him, he'll retire. He got them

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Speaker 1: by the balls, oh man, he got he got the

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Nets by the balls, and the Brooklyn net to

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Speaker 1: not that good. They're getting by because Durant and Hardened

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Speaker 1: are that good. But the team itself, they're they're just

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Speaker 1: not that good. They're they're grinding them into the ground.

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Speaker 1: There's no movement, there's no set offensive movement. You see

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Speaker 1: how many easy baskets Durant would get when he played

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Speaker 1: for the Warriors, with Staff, with Clay, with Draymond, there's

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Speaker 1: a movement. He's coming off screens, coming off picks. Nah,

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Speaker 1: the days are over. You're the greatest player in the league.

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Speaker 1: Get us a basket, James, Sorry, you're the greatest score ever.

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Speaker 1: Get us a basket. They're running him into the fucking ground.

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Speaker 1: They win in a championship, and I say, good, I

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Speaker 1: am that team will not win a championship, and I

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Speaker 1: am so glad, not because Durant is a fuck stick,

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Speaker 1: a seven ft one fuck stick, but for my original reason.

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Speaker 1: These big three bullshit teams. Lebron got that bullshit ring

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Speaker 1: in the bubble, these big three teams that they stinking

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Speaker 1: up the league. And then when one of the big

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Speaker 1: three guys goes like, oh, they can't do it without Kyrie.

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Speaker 1: You got two of the greatest players to ever play,

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Speaker 1: and you can't win a ring. Golden States doing it

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Speaker 1: out there with nobody's It's Steph Curry Draymond Green, and

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Speaker 1: nobody's right now they're the best team in the West.

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Speaker 1: There's no I in team, but there is an eye

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Speaker 1: in COVID. You funk. I'll say it again. There is

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Speaker 1: no I in team, but there is an eye in COVID.

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Speaker 1: There's also an eye in Omnikron. What else is going on?

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Speaker 1: This is exciting. So Jake Paul was gonna fight Tyson

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Speaker 1: Furies half brother whose name I can't remember right now

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Speaker 1: and who will probably never be brought up again. And

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Speaker 1: because of some injury, Jake Paul will now be fighting

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Speaker 1: Tyron Woodley on December eight. I can't wait. Now We've

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Speaker 1: covered this endlessly. I've met Tyron Woodley, I've talked to

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Speaker 1: Tyron Woodley. I bet on Tyron Willy the last time.

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Speaker 1: We know where I stand on this. I need you,

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Speaker 1: Tyron Willy too, to make this, to make this happen.

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Speaker 1: You gotta make this happen. Man, Um, he's coming in

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Speaker 1: with a short, short training camp. I know he always

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Speaker 1: is working out, always staying in shape. Uh, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: please please get it together and make this work for us.

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Speaker 1: Man in the year with a bang, the bank being

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Speaker 1: that big fucking nose of Jake Paul getting busted, bust

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00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: that fucking big nose man, please, but that's going down

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Speaker 1: December eighteenth, and I can't wait. I'll be in Rhode

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Speaker 1: Island December sixteenth and eighteenth, and you bet your bottom

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Speaker 1: dollar after that last show it in Rhode Island, I'll

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Speaker 1: be watching that fight on my way back to New

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Speaker 1: York because on the nineteenth, I'm I'm out. December nineteenth,

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Speaker 1: Bye bye, Okay, I mean a little fun in the sun, Okay,

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Speaker 1: a little fun in the motherfucking son. This is going

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Speaker 1: somehow somewhere. I've gotten myself suspended again from a social

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Speaker 1: media platform. Not sure how it happened. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if it was the young shooter who will be with

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Speaker 1: me on the next podcast. I'm not sure who did what.

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Speaker 1: But currently I cannot send d M responses. I can't

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Speaker 1: send d M s. So, as a lot of you

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Speaker 1: guys know listeners of the Iron Wrap or Stereo podcast worldwide,

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Speaker 1: I will respond particularly and specifically first to anybody that

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Speaker 1: listens to the show. If you hit me in the

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Speaker 1: next week or so and you don't get a response,

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Speaker 1: don't get upset. I had a couple of people hit

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Speaker 1: me up going, oh I sent you this, I sent

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Speaker 1: you that no response, Bro. You're not gonna respond, bro,

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Speaker 1: And I'm thinking of myself. First of all, No, I

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Speaker 1: don't have to respond to every d M number one,

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Speaker 1: number two. If we were really really in net stage

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Speaker 1: of our relationship where I should respond to everything you

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Speaker 1: send me, we would be beyond the d M stage

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Speaker 1: of our relationship. Because I'm suspended on d M s.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm telling the people I'm I'm suspended on

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Speaker 1: d M s right now. But the point is is

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Speaker 1: that I don't have to respond two anybody's d M

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Speaker 1: because if it's urgent, you can call me and or

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Speaker 1: you can text me. I get hundreds of d M

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Speaker 1: You see a lot of them, a lot of them.

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Speaker 1: We put them on blast, We put them on that

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Speaker 1: shame game. We give them that good shame. We shame

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Speaker 1: a real nice and real proper But if you're not

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Speaker 1: getting a response to my d M now, if you

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Speaker 1: listen to the Iron Rapports stereo podcast, that's because I'm suspended.

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Speaker 1: General population out there, the ones that are antagonizing me

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Speaker 1: and up my ass because I'm not responding. I'm not

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Speaker 1: responding because again I'm suspended. But I don't have to

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Speaker 1: respond to every goddamn DM. Most people don't respond to

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Speaker 1: people's d m s. I just happened to be one

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Speaker 1: of these people. Likes the funk around in there. You know.

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Speaker 1: I watched the football games the other day. I had

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Speaker 1: my phone in the other room, and I said to

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Speaker 1: my wife, I love this. I need to watch more sports.

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Speaker 1: No phone in the room, watch the commercials. Don't have

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Speaker 1: to tweet every commercial, don't have to check my messages,

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Speaker 1: don't have to instagram. You miss so many parts of

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Speaker 1: the game. You missed the nuance of the game. Back

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Speaker 1: in the days, it would be like you'd watch the game,

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Speaker 1: you'd hang on every single play, you know the time,

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Speaker 1: you know who was on the field at all times.

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Speaker 1: I've lost that because of this fucking phone. There ain't

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Speaker 1: no love in that phone. There's just suspension after suspension

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Speaker 1: after suspension. Done. Finished, Okay, Finita out, Okay, I'm out.

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Speaker 1: We came, we saw, we conquered. I'll be back with

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting I Am Wrapp Reports Stereo podcast this week.

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Speaker 1: All right, Like I said, I'll be in Rochester this week.

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Speaker 1: I'll be in Rhode Island next week. All tickets, all

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Speaker 1: information is available to Michael Rapp Report Comedy dot Com,

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Speaker 1: Miles Jordan, A. K. The Bleached Brothers, AK the Dust Brothers.

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Speaker 1: I want you to end this, puppy. I want you

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Speaker 1: to take me out of this museum quality. I am

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Speaker 1: Wrapp Reports Stereo podcast with something real nice. I want

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Speaker 1: you to take me outtie with something real proper. But

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Speaker 1: most importantly, I want you to end this Iron Wrapp

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Speaker 1: Reports Stereo podcast with something real funky. This this is

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Speaker 1: the Iron Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast. I'm out, dumber, dumber,