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Speaker 1: Started it good because we got a lot of talk about,

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Speaker 2: Wha the menu.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we're gonna talk lunchbox is the most awkward

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Speaker 2: We're gonna talk the most famous person I've met, maybe

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Speaker 2: in the last couple of years. We're gonna talk Baser

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Speaker 2: starting to play golf. We're gonna talk our boy, Phil Michelson.

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Speaker 2: It's a boy, Tiger Woods. We're gonna talk Tiger Woods

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Speaker 2: and the times your kids had practice.

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Speaker 1: We did do that this weekend. And we're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about a lot of pressure on Callaway.

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Speaker 2: The listener or the ball.

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Speaker 1: No, no, the listener, Taylor Calloway, because someone did something

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Speaker 1: this weekend and if they can do that, man, we're

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Speaker 2: Well, Justin is up for it. Turn Coacher of the Year.

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Speaker 2: Unemployment now has a job.

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Speaker 1: Wow, so wow, that's a big deal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know he was. He was at rock bottom

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Speaker 1: And that's what you gotta do. You got to keep digging.

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Speaker 2: Like no, no, he kept digging lower.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I think he meant digging his way out.

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Speaker 2: You need a boost out of that hole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, totally getting I thought you many kept digging. No,

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Speaker 1: know what we're going to start with. You got me

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Speaker 2: I decided that I would just bring it to this

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, And also, you know what, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm already that dad in sports, I'm already that dad.

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Speaker 1: that I'm already annoyed with the coach. You're the coach,

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Speaker 1: already I'm not. I'm I can't say anything. I will

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm already that dad. Track jacket Labrador

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Speaker 1: take Did take Chase to watch him play? At eight

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Speaker 1: day for baseball. On Saturday, we played golf. Oh really golf?

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Speaker 2: Who'd you play golf with man Baser and her friend Jessica.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's part of the menu. Bays are starting

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Speaker 2: Are we do it live?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. We are the one, two three,

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Speaker 2: so loser? What up?

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Speaker 1: Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,

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Speaker 2: What up, y'all? It's says and I'm from the North

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Speaker 2: Alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville

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Speaker 1: Oh, is that when Boomer's coming?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Boomer will be with them, But it's just two

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, godly, I gotta deal with this guy again.

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Speaker 2: I hate this style. What is this a DMV? You

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Speaker 1: So when you say we'll see what we can do,

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Speaker 2: Right, why would it wouldn't benefit you? But why would

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Speaker 1: You're right, there is no reason to go put. I

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Speaker 1: If you don't know who mustard Mouth is, got to

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Speaker 1: pod anyway. So I'm sitting there and then here come

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Speaker 2: I hope they stocked up the beer. They're gonna clear

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Speaker 1: It was a bachelor partay. And they all go pulling

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Speaker 1: Oh, Mustardmouth goes, okay, because I got a single here,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and he goes, uh, correct that gym.

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Speaker 1: I got three singles, so I'm gonna pair a single

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Speaker 2: I hope you got five hours.

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Speaker 1: This is going to take forever. It is going to

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Speaker 1: he goes, but you can take your own cart. Well

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Speaker 1: Where are you guys from? Very awkward? So I'm all right,

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Speaker 1: cool man, all right, So I go up and drive.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to drive through all six hundred of them.

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Speaker 2: What's the bridesmaid and what's the bride's name.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, guys, don't mind me just crashing the

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Speaker 1: bachelor party. They're like yeah, they're going crazy. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah are they So that's better. That's gonna move it.

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Speaker 1: we're just here for the beer. Okay, I'm like, all right, cool,

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Speaker 2: But I mean, now you got to ask is there

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Speaker 1: They were from Menville, Georgia, and making Georgia is what

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Speaker 1: other two in his group were not there to play golf.

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Speaker 1: They weren't very good. They could barely hit the ball whatever,

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Speaker 1: dropping there hitting and we get to the second tea box.

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Speaker 1: All right, cool, we talk, Yeah, the Oh you're the bachelor,

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Speaker 1: cool man? Yeah, when's the wedding? May second? I think

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Speaker 2: May the second be with you?

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Speaker 1: And one guy's got his Georgia hat on. So on

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Speaker 1: the third tee box, I'm like, hey, any of you

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Speaker 1: guys like Georgia tech fans, Like, I've never met anybody

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's cool. Man, And he was like,

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Speaker 1: And it's just going it's awkward here we go. Then

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Speaker 2: I mean, did they do any games pants down you

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Speaker 1: No, because one guy would have had his pants down

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Speaker 2: So you guys made him pull his pants down? No,

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Speaker 2: The shotgunning beers? There is a light drinking light drink. Okay,

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Speaker 1: He's like, my cart won't move cheez. We're like, come on, dude,

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Speaker 2: How many deep are you? Not? Drinks? People were four people.

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Speaker 2: You have to so he can be with his bros.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, man, you know you can probably

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Speaker 2: Cool, man, dude, he freaking liked you, and.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, man, all right, you just hang

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Speaker 1: He was just hanging out. He would just stand there,

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Speaker 2: That's called dating.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, so, do you guys like go to the

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Speaker 1: grow up together? He's like, grow up together?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I answered that question.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, so he went to sant school. No,

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Speaker 1: What are they all architects?

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Speaker 1: No? One was an electrician. The bachelor was an electrician.

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Speaker 2: Told him he could have used him in Nashville about

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Speaker 1: The other guy that was in his with the bachelor

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter. Big and small, all and tall could have

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Speaker 1: Hey, his name has been it. He should have been

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Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, his name is Paul. We needed y'all. Yes.

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Speaker 1: And so then that dude that wrote with me never

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Speaker 2: What he did, right, I mean, he may have liked you.

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Speaker 1: And then finally one of the groups of the buddies

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Speaker 1: We started slowing down or something, and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what the what the hell's going on? Did

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, this dude hasn't said two words. All

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, wow, okay, he's alive.

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Speaker 2: And he's like, hold on one second, they got my drinks.

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Speaker 1: And he goes running over there and he grabs two

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Speaker 1: in my freaking life.

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Speaker 2: So he just zapped to life.

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Speaker 1: He zapped to life when he saw his buddies coming

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Speaker 2: Wow, what the ripper?

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Speaker 1: Magoo and I was like, am I in a freaking

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Speaker 2: So before he was let's just say, lack of a

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Speaker 1: Wo what dump? And he sees one of the guys hitting.

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Speaker 1: He's like, Wow, that's a bad shot. Whoa You ain't

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Speaker 2: Baby, Hey, Rick Flair, give it a minute.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, is this the same dude? And

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Speaker 2: He might have done a little one of those uppers.

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Speaker 2: Those kids are doing the zen packets, zenachonies. He might

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Speaker 1: Maybe he was, but he's like, I think your ball's

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Speaker 1: You ain't getting that one splash. He didn't talk like

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Speaker 2: Camaraderie come right on me.

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Speaker 1: And then and then we finished eighteen. It was just

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Speaker 2: And I'm like what.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, I'm gonna leave you the

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Speaker 2: You suck Jimmy, you suck Jimmy. I'm like, a dude,

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Speaker 2: he's bipolar. I was just like, undiagnosed, did I did?

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Speaker 2: What just went on? But I know a female version

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Speaker 1: It was very awkward, the fact that he he couldn't

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Speaker 1: Didn't want to be there, didn't want to play golf.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, it was freezing cold. The wind

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Speaker 2: Dude, did you buy a jacket? You you e oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: all right man, and then hey, oh what's up man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so do you have a Are you from here? No, man,

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Speaker 1: I grew up in Texas. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: I did, and he was like, I think he maybe

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Speaker 2: And when do we give honest stories? I thought you

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Speaker 1: I tell him that because they asked me if I

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Speaker 1: I'm from Michigan. I'm always just like, I'm from Nashville.

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Speaker 2: The Texas lineage, back to Michigan, back to Wyoming on

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Speaker 2: Do you actually have real talks with these idiots? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm no Texas.

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Speaker 1: No, Because here's the deal.

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Speaker 2: If I literally ever say I'm from the Upper Peninsula

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Speaker 1: Well, what happened is he asked me, Oh, you're a

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Speaker 1: big Tennessee fan. I said, no, I don't really care

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Speaker 2: To sail west, dude. I try to nip the conversation

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Speaker 1: That's part we're right of, the part of the forty

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Speaker 2: It was Andrew Jackson, and there was a war and

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Speaker 2: people tried to come in, believe from England and New

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Speaker 1: Now, I was trying to make conversation so it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: The hangover is the worst. So there's the feeling of

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Speaker 2: But then when it you feel like you feel better,

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Speaker 2: even worse than the first hangover. Yea. So he might

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Speaker 2: if he was three sheets, he still might have been

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Speaker 2: feeling the effects. Maybe got to get him some glutathione,

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Speaker 2: some unboozed. But what says in twenty three.

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Speaker 1: But what I noticed is the two singles, the other

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Speaker 1: and I mean, my group was Jeff definitely the tamest

436
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,879
Speaker 1: of the bachelor party, but it still just blew me away.

437
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,840
Speaker 1: Maybe they would have been crazier if I wasn't around.

438
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,879
Speaker 1: Maybe they were trying to keep it.

439
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,199
Speaker 2: I don't know what were the other groups doing hole chugging?

440
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,919
Speaker 1: I mean they were coming up and they would just

441
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,159
Speaker 1: come running, driving by some and be like if you

442
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:34,159
Speaker 1: and then they'd peel outs that take funny and then

443
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,320
Speaker 1: they'd pull up, they pull up to their ball. They'd

444
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,639
Speaker 1: be in the fairway. This is how you hit it

445
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:44,879
Speaker 1: if you haven't. Hey, I know you ain't got balls

446
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,159
Speaker 1: like me, because look where my ball is, you know,

447
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 1: yelling stuff and my guys be like the Bachelor and

448
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 1: yell back.

449
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,440
Speaker 2: You still ain't gonna hit the green. Dude, Still ain't

450
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 2: gonna hit the green dude. He did that, you should

451
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 2: have flashed your swollen testicle. So it was a very.

452
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,159
Speaker 1: Awkward day on the golf course. Man, it was. It

453
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:08,880
Speaker 1: was very strange. What a time man, it was. Yeah,

454
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 1: that was my day at the golf course.

455
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 2: Man, you guys want a round to blow job shots?

456
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 2: We got those rescooping, Yeah.

457
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 1: We did get those rescooba. Man.

458
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 2: Now there was none of that. Man. They have a

459
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 2: cartgirl yet, no no cart girl. Jeez, what did they

460
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 2: have to do? Pack him in coolers?

461
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they packed their zone in their coolers. They got

462
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 1: him out of the car, put them in the coolers,

463
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,240
Speaker 1: and they brought them out.

464
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 2: And you guys care about buma natty.

465
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,680
Speaker 1: I will say about whole fourteen. One of the guys goes, hey, man,

466
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,880
Speaker 1: you want to one of our beers. I was like, no, man,

467
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 1: I'm good.

468
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 2: You've been dry for the last time.

469
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 1: Team. I mean, you guys have been drinking them for

470
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,439
Speaker 1: fourteen holes and I've been like awkwardly here, like you

471
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,440
Speaker 1: guys are probably twenty four to twenty five and I'm

472
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 1: forty four and I'm in the middle of your bachelor

473
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 1: party and you want nothing to do with me. You're like,

474
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 1: what is this guy doing? You know they went back

475
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 1: to that house that night, right, I remember that dumb

476
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 1: ass that they put with us. Oh my god, how

477
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,199
Speaker 1: awkward is that? And the guy that was in my

478
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 1: car don't even know his name because he never gave

479
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:00,400
Speaker 1: me his name.

480
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 2: Was whoa That guy was Dumbered?

481
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, it was such an awkward name.

482
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:07,200
Speaker 2: Man.

483
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 1: Thanks Mustard Mouth for you know, at least getting me

484
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 1: out on the golf course, but could have done a

485
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 1: better job pairing me up.

486
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 2: Appreciate the tea time musty.

487
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll take a break. We'll take a break. We'll

488
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 1: be back. Man, that bachelor party. Hopefully they didn't get arrested.

489
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:19,880
Speaker 1: We'll be back.

490
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa man, you man, your wife, it's better

491
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 3: than you.

492
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 2: Whoa whoa.

493
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 1: Wait, don't tell your Beyonce. You only hit it fifty yards,

494
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: you little bit. I'm like, all right, man, you see

495
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 1: a picture of her? No, they didn't. They didn't offer

496
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 1: up a pic.

497
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 2: Them Georgia girls sometimes yeah, and whatever reason. Eric's the

498
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,959
Speaker 2: only person I've met from Georgia, maybe the first person.

499
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 2: So I was just envisioned. They all look like Eric

500
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 2: Dodd and their and their chicks all look like Anna.

501
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: Always Anna from Georgia's They're like the.

502
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 2: Heart of Georgia. So I just always think people look

503
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 2: like that.

504
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I got cousins that are from Georgia

505
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 1: and they live in Georgia, and so well, were.

506
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 2: They wearing Dockers polo shirt? Were they looking like frat

507
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 2: Daddy's Georgia? Yeah, Okay, that's.

508
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 1: Why I thought. They all met at the University of

509
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: Georgia and they're like, nah, we grow up in the

510
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm aligneman, all right, cool, man. But the other guy,

511
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he didn't offer any information, didn't tell

512
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: me anything. So yeah, man, it was a great weekend

513
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: for golf. I mean. And then I don't know what

514
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 1: day it was that Tiger flipped his car, but I

515
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 1: just saw someone text me he goes, can we keep

516
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: that guy out of a car? And I'm like what

517
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,239
Speaker 1: it was like Greg, Jacob or Garrett, And I was like,

518
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Now?

519
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 2: Log on?

520
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:41,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, Tiger, how stupid are you?

521
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 2: Like?

522
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 1: At what point do all the sponsors say, I'm out?

523
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: And was it a Hyundai Genesis?

524
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,640
Speaker 2: No, it looked like a Ranger. Oh did you read

525
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 2: any details? No, he was trying to pass a Furt,

526
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 2: a guy trying to put Furt in the hurt because

527
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 2: he had a trailer in the back, that's right, and

528
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: he clipped him somehow and it flipped his Ranger. But

529
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 2: bro was on Jupiter Island. The speed limit has to

530
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 2: be twenty five miles an hour, and Tig's rolling around

531
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 2: in a Ranger going seventy flips it on its ass

532
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 2: and then he's in the edges on this phone where

533
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 2: they got that picture of him.

534
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a triple A. Whatever's going for the

535
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: name mark? Can you come pick me up? I got

536
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 1: a car wreck?

537
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: What You're never gonna believe this? My Ranger's on its head.

538
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be like, where do you want me

539
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: to pick you up? Over the scene? No, No, I'm probably

540
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: gonna be going to jail. Can you pick me up

541
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: in jail? I don't want to waste my one call

542
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: on you?

543
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 2: All right?

544
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 1: Thanks? I got a question. At any point, did Tiger

545
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: think maybe I should run? Or do they have to

546
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 1: help him out of the car? No, it looked like

547
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 1: because how did he get out? Because it looked like

548
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: it was on the driver side right?

549
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? But those I mean, bro, let's be real, he

550
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 2: had I would imagine their high ceilings. I would sing,

551
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 2: if you're in a car, a crappy car, be tough

552
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 2: to get out of. My Trailblazer would probably be easier.

553
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: A range rover.

554
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 2: I bet they have tall ceilings that are made of steal.

555
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 2: He can just get out. Crawled right out fine, unscathed.

556
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: Right, but didn't land on the driver's side, so then

557
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: he would have to crawl up. Yeah, it was a

558
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: passenger window.

559
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 2: It's Tiger Woods, bro. He's won the Masters a lot

560
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 2: of time. I think he can play jungle Jim, But

561
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 2: that dude and cars and driving crazy because the other

562
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: one he was going in Cali with the Genesis. Yeah,

563
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,160
Speaker 2: when he wrapped it around the tree, he was going

564
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: ninety one hundred and on pills. And that's when hely

565
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 2: on pills.

566
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: They didn't get they didn't test it.

567
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this one they did. They go, they got him,

568
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 2: popped him with zero point zero zero and they said, well,

569
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 2: you're on something.

570
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: They said, let's do a p test and he said, nah,

571
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't have to urinate right now. All right, Well

572
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: urinate when you get to jail. Nah I don't have

573
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: to urinate then either. I'm good on the urinating.

574
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 2: The million dollar question though, because it was mixed reports,

575
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 2: it was something going, well, that's his house.

576
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: But why was he in such a hurry to get home?

577
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 2: Right? Do you think he's trying to do that McDonald's archburg.

578
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: I thought maybe he was going to Perkins for an appointment.

579
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: Listen. Was he going to play in the Masters? It's

580
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 2: my question.

581
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: I do think he was going to play in the Masters,

582
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: because he made his return to whatever that crappy golf

583
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: is on ESPN, and if you guys watch that, I

584
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: don't know what is wrong with you. It is so awful.

585
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, awesome, I get to watch somebody play

586
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: into a screen simulator.

587
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: And then they but they have commentary. But is the

588
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 1: commentary really fun? Do you think those guys really give

589
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: a crap if they win or lose.

590
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 2: That's why I'm trying to figure out we got one

591
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 2: of those by us and Bays are always goes, oh,

592
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 2: let's go do it. It's really expensive. And also I

593
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 2: just don't think she's going to be that into it

594
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: where it's going to just be her watching me play

595
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 2: into the simulator. But who wants to then watch somebody

596
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 2: else play into a simulator on TV?

597
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: And then once they are in the simulator, they drop

598
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: the ball wherever it lands on the simulator on the

599
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: green and there's I don't know, it's not for me.

600
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of it. Maybe you like it,

601
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: maybe you like the banter back and forth. I don't

602
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: know how much these guys get pay how Tiger roped

603
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: them into playing in this, but hey man, it's working.

604
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: ASPN is using it, so whatever. But if Bays are

605
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: done like the simulator. Does she like real golf? Good

606
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: segue coach.

607
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 2: She randomly on a Monday, got on Amazon, got two

608
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 2: hundred dollars. Pink Clubs, got her new pink or pink

609
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 2: pink say they're paying if you'd like, got her new shoes,

610
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 2: got her cocktail te's and colorful balls. Oh tells me

611
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 2: when I come home from work. I'm into golf now

612
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: and she's on the back patio chipping on my chipping green,

613
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: into my flag, onto my back porch, chipping course.

614
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: Oh, tell her to get her own carpet.

615
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 2: I was like, that's blasphemy. I created this whole thing.

616
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: But then I beat her. Button. We and her play.

617
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 2: You'd hit three balls? Who could hit the closest?

618
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

619
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,920
Speaker 2: Second round I dumped one. That's what I was like. Hey,

620
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 2: this is Daddy's course.

621
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: Hey, take a step back, take a step back.

622
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 2: So then we go. I drive. We go to uh

623
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 2: pebble Brook. Oh you go the real course, go the

624
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: real no driving range. Oh, nobody there. Her and her

625
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 2: friend are drinking summer water. I'm like, all right, okay,

626
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 2: summer water wine. I don't know it's called that though,

627
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 2: Oh it is. Yeah, literally, I've never heard of it. Oh,

628
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 2: I'm gonna rink a little summer water. They don't head again. Okay, ladies,

629
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be standing here. If you need my advice,

630
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: take it. You know they're not taking your tips. No,

631
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: but we're there driving. She hits the ball. Great, she

632
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: did lessons as a kid.

633
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: Really.

634
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, I mean, where has this been? I don't

635
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: know how randomly on a Monday afternoon she decided to

636
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: play golf and she's all in. But that was never

637
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: even the bit that I was gonna do and pitch

638
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: on this podcast. My bit was how it's actually an

639
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: advantage if your wife wants to play. They'll go I'm

640
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,479
Speaker 2: gonna tell you why. But yeah, so we just we

641
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 2: did that. Jessica. Jessica was good. They were fine. I mean, Jessica, dude, hurt.

642
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 2: Set might be like three thousand dollars. She's like a

643
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: ghost bag. It's all leather.

644
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about her set. I thought

645
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: you said she had a boob job. She said her

646
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: set was like three thousand dollars. I was like, wow,

647
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: that seems cheap for a boob job. But go ahead.

648
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 2: She's got a driver cover that's from Maui and it's

649
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: the Islands.

650
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: I mean it might be two hundred dollars. Did she

651
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: play in Maui? They should just buy it. She bought it.

652
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 2: But every club is so nice, and I mean she's fine,

653
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 2: she's good, like good for a girl.

654
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: And she does she does. She play regularly.

655
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, she plays all the time. Got it and so like.

656
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 2: But our trunk wouldn't open. So she's got this like

657
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: three thousand dollars set, and I'm having to like put

658
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 2: it in the back seat. And you know, golf clubs

659
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 2: don't fit good unless you put him in the back trunk, right, Like,

660
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, if I've been one of them, Like obviously,

661
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 2: I'm holding it like a baby trying to put it

662
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: in the back of our car. But it worked out.

663
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: But it was fine. We all play. We played. It

664
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: was great. It was great. Okay.

665
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: When you say you played golf, we plut we drave range.

666
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: You did not play golf. You went to the driving range.

667
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: When you say me and Baser and Jessica went to

668
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: play golf, you went to hit balls. You didn't play golf, Okay,

669
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: thank you, Okay. I was very confused.

670
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: But it was windy and it might have been the

671
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: same ish day you were playing.

672
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: That's fine, I'm not. I'm not mad at what day

673
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: you went or that you whatever, but you just hit

674
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: golf balls playing.

675
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 2: I was wearing a stocking cap and Jessica kept saying,

676
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 2: you're such a show off. I'm like, that's literally how

677
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 2: I hit the ball. I'm not, I'm not.

678
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: You were hitting it that far.

679
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 2: But it's a driving range, damn. And like it's one

680
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 2: of those driving ranges where there's actually a hole on

681
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 2: the back end of it, so if you crush it,

682
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: you could hit one of those guys. So I'd be

683
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: like thirty yards away from him. I'd still be like,

684
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,719
Speaker 2: for far, just like I hit it so far as

685
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 2: about to hit those golfers and they'd be like, oh

686
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 2: my gosh, Oh my gosh, did you hit it past

687
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 2: the trees? And I'm like, it's like two twenty past

688
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 2: the trees. It was like, it's not that far.

689
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: I do like that. I do like that. My roommate

690
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: college we used to go to a driving range in

691
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: San Antonio and he would hit it out of the

692
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: driving range.

693
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

694
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: He was like, dude, every time we go, they're gonna

695
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: lose money. On me because I'm gonna waste all their

696
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,959
Speaker 1: golf balls. I'm like, okay, John, sure, sure, hell he'd

697
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: hit it right out of the golf driving range. He

698
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: was hitting it so far. I was like, Okay, you're right.

699
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: It costs them more money to have you hit balls. Yep,

700
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: you're you're winning. Schlep's gotta go get him all got

701
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: to go climb in the rocks and get him.

702
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 2: But then I was thinking with Baser, so I don't

703
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: I don't know how long she's gonna be into this,

704
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: but what I was thinking is to have her play

705
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: with me. It's actually perfect because then it brings in

706
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: because Jessica plays with her husband. Oh so it brings

707
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 2: in that couple.

708
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: Does the husband?

709
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Is he good? Yeah?

710
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: You like him?

711
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 2: We're all fine.

712
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: I mean, do you like him?

713
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 2: You're not amazing. I'm not amazing. Just is an amazing

714
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: and he's not. Have we met anybody that's amazing?

715
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: Name is I don't know who that is?

716
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 2: Who's who's amazing? Tiger Woods and guess what he fucked

717
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 2: his car?

718
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not very good.

719
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 2: Nobody's amazing at golf, not good at driving. You know,

720
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: it's amazing, Like Jordan Davis and George Burge Jake Owill,

721
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 2: you're not.

722
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: I said, is he good like? Do you like him?

723
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: Oh? Like?

724
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm asking like is he good like where you want

725
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: to hang out with him and spend time as couples

726
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: at the golf course?

727
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: Yes? Like is he a good hang? He's a good hang.

728
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: He's the huge Reds fan, so we have sports.

729
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn if he is freaking good

730
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:15,719
Speaker 1: at golf.

731
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: He's the guy that has a little TV on the

732
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 2: island in his place. He's like, Hey, if you don't

733
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 2: like what's on the TV, we got the island TV

734
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 2: you can put on here.

735
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: Got him like, thank you, man, I'm sorry.

736
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 2: So there's that, and then there's also the I can't

737
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 2: really ever play on Saturdays because I don't want to

738
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: come home after six hours and be tired. And then

739
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: Bazer just sits board the whole time. Yea, So now

740
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: it opens it up to I can play golf on

741
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 2: Saturdays if she's really into it. And then there's the

742
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 2: other factor of if your boy wants to drink a

743
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 2: little bit, Baser can d d wow. So I don't

744
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 2: really think there's a downside. And with the actual, like

745
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: legit logistics of it. So I will hit because guys

746
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 2: play from the whites and blues, girls play from the reds.

747
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: And then we'll go up to her red and like

748
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: I told her, you're fifty, he's seventy five yards closer.

749
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,719
Speaker 2: Every hole all you gotta do. I'm not being sexist. Now,

750
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 2: if you're a girl, you just kind of really got

751
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 2: to hit it straight a little bit and you're already

752
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: almost to your second shot where you get it on

753
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 2: the green because you don't have to have a great

754
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 2: drive because you're so much farther ahead of the guy's tease.

755
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: So my point is, it's not like we're gonna be

756
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 2: chasing balls like when I'm with Justin and Pitts Pitts,

757
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 2: I'm going three hundred yards that way, three hundred yards

758
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 2: that way with Baser Bro, I don't think I'm leaving

759
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 2: the faraway.

760
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: That's pretty awesome.

761
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 2: And so I mean, I'm like, now I'm wondering, why

762
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: do you guys complain about their chicks playing. I really

763
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 2: don't see a downside other than locker room talk like

764
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 2: oh yeah, so I was, you know, I grab them

765
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 2: by the.

766
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: No because then you get yo, oh if you.

767
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: Had balls, you'd hit it where on there because look

768
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 2: where my ball is. So that's my point. That's all

769
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: I needed to say. I brought I hang up and listen. Yeah,

770
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: but she started and I got pictures, videos I can

771
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: put on the gram.

772
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: Please do put it on the Gram. And this brings

773
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: me to my next point that Taylor Kellaway, he's got

774
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on him because yesterday Gary Woodland

775
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: he wrapped up the tourney win down there in Houston, Texas.

776
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: And just twenty months ago he had a lesion on

777
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: his brain. He had to have brain surgery, and so callaway,

778
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this. Oh, he had a

779
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 1: tumor on his brain. He can't do anything, Dude, twenty

780
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: months later is winning golf tournaments, So callaway, balls in

781
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: your court, man, balls in your court.

782
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 2: And also Live took all the golfers and now we

783
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 2: got Gary Woodland winning tournament.

784
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: Gary Woodland's a major champion once. Okay, that's more than

785
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: a lot of people. That's more than Rickey Fowler.

786
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 2: If liv was never created. Gary Woodland didn't win yesterday.

787
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: Yeah right. He did get hot on Sunday, He got

788
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: hot on a freaking firecracker. I was like, oh, and

789
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: first of all, who knew that they had the basketball

790
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: on it? Like two o'clock in the afternoon, like.

791
00:34:59,320 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 2: Every other day.

792
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: Hey, Saturday, it's at six o'clock, eight o'clock and I

793
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: get a text going, well that Tennessee team had a

794
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: chance for about ten minutes. I turn it on. It's

795
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: already thirty eight to ten. I'm like, what when did

796
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 1: this game start?

797
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: You're gonna take my man card for this one.

798
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: Bro.

799
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: It was one ish and Baser goes, hey, are we

800
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: watching the balls game? And I go, what do you

801
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 2: mean it's on later? And she goes, it's on now.

802
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: Had no idea the time.

803
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: I had no idea.

804
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 2: I thought they were doing the same late crap.

805
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: I no offense. I had no idea either.

806
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 2: I was like, take my man guard.

807
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: Didn't even know, didn't even know.

808
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh, they were out by thirty within three minutes.

809
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: Yeah. I turned it off real quick, and I flipped

810
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: over to golf and Gary Woodland's up by six strokes.

811
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, don't need to watch this all right?

812
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 1: What else can we do? Did something else? And then

813
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: the Duke game. I didn't even see it, man, I

814
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: got a text from my buddy Justin said, oh my god, Boozer,

815
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: what an idiot.

816
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: Wow.

817
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm like Dad, and I'm like, ah, something must have

818
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: happened cause I'm at t ball practice, so I didn't

819
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: get to see it. And then I log onto the

820
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: world Wide Web and I see the dumbest play in

821
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: basketball history. Just hold the ball, take the fout? What

822
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: are you doing? And the stones on that dude from

823
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 1: the logo nothing but net. I mean, hey, Duke, I'm

824
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 1: not sorry. Couldn't have happened, but to a better school.

825
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: Choked like a bunch of dogs, Bye bye whatever. That

826
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: other half Kentucky did a half quarter to send over toss.

827
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: But this was the March Madness shot.

828
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: We were waiting for him.

829
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.

830
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 2: I mean I had the laptop on because the TVs

831
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 2: now take like five minutes to log into. It's a

832
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: lot easier to go on my laptop. So I was

833
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: watching on my laptop right before bed. He hits the shot.

834
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 2: I run into the living room yelling at Bazer and

835
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 2: she goes, I saw it too. I saw it too,

836
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 2: and we're going crazy because we root against the big

837
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 2: guy and Boomer had Duke. So now Boomer actually may

838
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 2: fall to third, but I for sure win our family bracket.

839
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 2: But to experience that. Everybody has their story heard. You

840
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: didn't see it.

841
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: Didn't say it, but when I saw it, I know

842
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: it was going in. I knew it was going in.

843
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is there's the genuine scream.

844
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 2: I mean literally, I was like, oh my gosh, Oh

845
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 2: my gosh, running out with the laptop. I saw it too.

846
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 2: I saw it too, and then we go into the

847
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: living room, main TV watch it together. It's one of

848
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 2: those shots you'll remember when yep, hey man, it's like

849
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 2: I was at T ball.

850
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: I was at T ball practice for the astros man,

851
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: and let me tell you, we had a great time

852
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,479
Speaker 1: at practice. You know what we did. We had ice

853
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: cream and who knew ice cream could cause problems? But

854
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about it right after this. So last practice. Listen,

855
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 1: all you want to do in T balls you're trying

856
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: to make it fun, right, You're just trying to have games.

857
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: They're not really learning much. They learned to run first run,

858
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: a second run, to third run home, drop the bat

859
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: when you hit, don't throw it abs.

860
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 2: Yes, what is that pitch review system?

861
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: They don't need to learn that, And I'm just trying

862
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: to have some fun. So we played a game last

863
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: week at practice. I put a white five gallon bucket

864
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: out there and I'm trying to teach them to step

865
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: and throw, step and throw, and I said, anybody makes

866
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: it in the bucket, we get ice cream at next practice.

867
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 2: I saw this on TikTok. You did continue?

868
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: No, I didn't do this on TikTok.

869
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 2: It's like the biggest TikTok video right now. This dad says,

870
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 2: if you can hit one of the bats from home plate,

871
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 2: it's ice cream party for the entire team. And they

872
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 2: throw it from the outfield and they have to hit

873
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 2: one of the bats on home plate. Really, you a TikTok.

874
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: Dad, No, I had no idea this was going on.

875
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: Your lucky yours is different.

876
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: So anyway, so they're just throwing it, throwing it, throwing it,

877
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: throwing it, and they're learning to step and throw there

878
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: and it gets them excited because they're having so much fun.

879
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: Someone makes it in the bucket.

880
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 2: Heh, you're down fifty, Mike.

881
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: Well, I guess I gotta buy ice cream, you know

882
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: what I mean? And all at the game on Saturday. Hey,

883
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: we're don't forget our ice cream.

884
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: You kids like McDonald's single service.

885
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: I don't forget our ice cream. And so did I

886
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: go with the plane vanilla ice cream, you know, the

887
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: little individual cups. No, your boy wanted to give them

888
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: a flavor to it. I brought drumsticks. Drumsticks are, pound

889
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: for pound, one of the best ice cream treats out there. Agreed,

890
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 1: They're so freaking good. I don't know ice cream sandwiches.

891
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. As I've gotten older, they suck. Yeah,

892
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: they are not good. No, the the soft bread, the

893
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: chocolate bread is just muky, gets all up in your teeth.

894
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: Not as delicious.

895
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 2: Well, so would you do for a Klondike bar?

896
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that.

897
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 2: Grandpa always got the klondikes. Didn't love them, but they

898
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 2: were decent. They're better than ice cream sandwich.

899
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: I mention that. I don't know if I've ever had

900
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: a clon I probably had one, but I don't remember

901
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: a klondike bar.

902
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 2: Grandpa. I mean we just had to let him roll

903
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 2: with it. But he always got the klondikes. We're like Grandpa.

904
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: Those were popular in the eighties.

905
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I bring them in a cooler to practice.

906
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: And let me tell you how much four and five

907
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: year olds concentrate at practice when they know there's ice

908
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 1: cream at the end a beer cooler. Let me tell

909
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: you what they do the whole time. Hey, when are

910
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: we getting ice cream? Did you get ice cream? Is

911
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: the ice cream here? Where's the ice cream? Are we

912
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: gonna have ice cream? Yet?

913
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 2: Hey?

914
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: How long until ice cream? So there's no point in

915
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: having practice. So we do a couple of things. We

916
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: hit off the tee, we field some grounders. We play.

917
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 1: Get get out of my room where you have a

918
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: line drawn in the sand and you have two teams

919
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,800
Speaker 1: on opposite sides of each other. There's a step of

920
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: throw drill, and you have these wiffle balls and they

921
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: step and throw like their dirty, dirty laundry. Get out

922
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: of my room. And then at the end of the time,

923
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 1: you count how many balls are on each side. Whoever

924
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: has less balls wins the game.

925
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 2: What about pick the weeds in the infield?

926
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: No, we don't play that game.

927
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 2: My dad always had us do that. Dad, when do

928
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 2: we get to play with the baseballs?

929
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: No, we didn't play pick the weeds up? But whatever,

930
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: So then we run the bases and we celebrate with

931
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: ice cream. And there's one kid that's crying in tears

932
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: because his mom told him, no, you can't have ice cream.

933
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: You had cake at a birthday party earlier today.

934
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, these kids are already doing keto.

935
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: And it's sad for the kid. And I'm like, all right,

936
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: you know whatever, what.

937
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: Did you have for lunch? Bone? Broth?

938
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: And then finally the kid gets an ice cream, right,

939
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: and he eats it and he enjoys it.

940
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 2: Here sneak another one. You don't have food at home.

941
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 1: And then there's a grandma and grandpa and we're packing

942
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: up to leave and they have their grandson with him

943
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: and they come over. Can we hit off your tea?

944
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, go for it, you know whatever.

945
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 2: I mean, what is he the next Boba? Shit?

946
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: Well, he did have a reds jersey on, so I

947
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: think he's the next Cruz. Yeah, I think that's who

948
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: he is. I'm like, sure, go ahead and hit for

949
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: a little bit off the tea.

950
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 2: Let us be real. If the kid's not from the

951
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: Dominican and he's probably not making the majors.

952
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: Probably right, And so they're hitting off the tea, hitting

953
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: off the tea and then my wife calls me and goes, hey,

954
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: the neighbors said they want to go to you know, eat,

955
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: so are you on your way? I'm like, no, kids

956
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 1: hitting off the tee. I'll meet you at the restaurant.

957
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: So then I have to go up to the grandma

958
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: and grandpa and I have to be like, hey, you know,

959
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: we're leaving. I'm sorry, but you know, because of practice day,

960
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: we did have ice cream. So I give the kid

961
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: an ice cream and they're all fine with it, and

962
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: we're leaving, and then I guess some other kids saw

963
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: him with the ice cream and they come running up

964
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: to me. My kids are already in the car, so

965
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: I look like, I'm just at the park with ice cream, okay.

966
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 1: And I handed to one little girl and there's two

967
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: other little girls there, and I hear the mom from

968
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: the playground Ellie, what are you doing? Ellie No, and

969
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 1: she goes, I don't want any and they turn around

970
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:43,959
Speaker 1: and run away.

971
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm never having kids.

972
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my god, this is so awkward.

973
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: I have kid, I have kids.

974
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: My kids are in the car. We just had practice,

975
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: like I'm a coach, like we just we just had.

976
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what a.

977
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 2: Way to attract kids with ice cream?

978
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was very I mean, and I see the

979
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: optics of me standing by the fence.

980
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 2: That's why you always gotta have your kids with you.

981
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: Right, But they'd already climbed the fence and got in

982
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: the car, and I was just putting the cooler over

983
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: the fence, and I was gonna same thing at Victoria's Secret.

984
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 2: Baser goes like ten feet away from me. All of

985
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: a sudden, I'm the creep at Victoria's Secret looking for

986
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 2: girls in their panties. That's why i'maying, that's why always

987
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 2: got it. You always got to make sure she's within

988
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 2: like five feet. Yes, well, I'm with you, you know,

989
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, Baser, she'll learn my lesson. She'll dip out,

990
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: you know. She's over there looking at the lingerie and

991
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 2: I got the thong and I'm holding up the thong. Oh,

992
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: and the worker goes, can I help you with something?

993
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 2: And it's literally just me looking at a thong and

994
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: a store at the all these co eds are in there.

995
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, my wife's around here somewhere. So I felt bad,

996
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: and then I'm like I got my phone out and.

997
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: Then I tell the girl, no, you can, I know

998
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: you can really have one. And then I'm like, why

999
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: am I trying to convince this girl to take the

1000
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: ice cream? Just give it up.

1001
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I'm not like I'm a creepy.

1002
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: So I just tossed the cooler over the fence, jump

1003
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: over the fence. I ran because that felt so awkward,

1004
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: And then when I got in the car, I'm like,

1005
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have run. Then I look even worse. So

1006
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: we go to the restaurant and the other family is

1007
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: on the t ball team, so she was like, did

1008
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: you hear that? Mom get upset and I'm like no,

1009
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: And she's the one that didn't want her kid to

1010
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: have the ice cream. This is how I find out

1011
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: about it. She was like yeah, she was like talking

1012
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: about the birthday cake earlier and she didn't want him

1013
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: to have that much sugar. And I'm like, oh, I'm

1014
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: so sorry, and she goes. Then she finally gave in

1015
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: and let him have it. And then I heard her say, well,

1016
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: thanks a lot. Whoever's idea this was, I don't know

1017
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: why they thought it was such a good idea to

1018
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: give him ice cream at practice.

1019
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: Wow, man, would you rather they have heroin? At fourteen?

1020
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,439
Speaker 1: Like I thought I was making practice fun and this

1021
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: mom is very mad at me.

1022
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 2: Here's the deal. You never can figure out what your

1023
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 2: kids are going to end up, Like, I mean, which

1024
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 2: kids are gonna end up the drug addicts? Who knows?

1025
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 2: But she's gonna shut down the ice cream at four

1026
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 2: years old?

1027
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: Come on, lady, Like I was just like I was

1028
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: just trying to do something fun. So now no more

1029
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: ice cream for the rest of the season. Man, I mean,

1030
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: I gotta cut the kids off.

1031
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 2: It's like vanilla ice cream or other white stuff in

1032
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: your nose when you're fifteen, Like, you really never know

1033
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 2: how the kids are gonna end up. And she thought

1034
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: too much sugar at a young age is like not good.

1035
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 2: It's a gateway drug.

1036
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: I guess what does that lead to marijuana? I mean

1037
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: just because you have cake earlier in the day and

1038
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: now he can't have ice cream? What's the big deal? Like,

1039
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,439
Speaker 1: who cares? Do you have the munchies a little bit? Kid?

1040
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: Monchies?

1041
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 1: People? I mean people like to ruin things. You know,

1042
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: you're just trying to have fun.

1043
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: Like did you have extra ice cream in your cooler?

1044
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 2: Like were you eating the ice creamate one. Okay, so

1045
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 2: you were like licking an ice cream, holding it open

1046
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 2: with ice cream, and these kids are running up to

1047
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 2: your cooler.

1048
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah at a park.

1049
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: At a park, dude, I'm never having kids.

1050
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: We'll take a break, we'll write back, all right, man,

1051
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I say we can. I gotta say. I

1052
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: gotta say this right now. I've been eliminated for every

1053
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: single bracket like my three that. I mean.

1054
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 2: It wasn't very predictable, man, I mean Arizona, Michigan, and

1055
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 2: I mean just not very predictable, dude. No, most predictable

1056
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: March Madness ever.

1057
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: No, No, because you didn't have Yukon. You didn't have

1058
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: Yukon getting there. You didn't know everybody about Uka, you

1059
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 1: didn't have Illinois getting there. No, you told everybody about Villanova.

1060
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: Shut up.

1061
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mixed them up.

1062
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: I understand, But you said Villanova.

1063
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 2: I mixed them up. It's obviously Yukon. That's the bad

1064
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: a one. I mean, it's obviously Yukon. And here's what

1065
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: everybody knew. It's everybody knew Arizona, Michigan. So I don't

1066
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: know how your bracket isn't still with a champion. Still no,

1067
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 2: I do.

1068
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: I have Arizona. But I had talked to you about

1069
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: how good Michigan is all year. I told you that

1070
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: like months ago when they started blowing people out in

1071
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: the first two weeks of the season. By twenty I

1072
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: was like, Michigan's your national champ. And of course in

1073
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: the bracket I didn't take them. They unstoppable. And now

1074
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: in my wife's family's bracket, her sister has overtaken me

1075
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: because she got Michigan in the final four. I tried

1076
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: to be different. Think, okay, got a game point somewhere,

1077
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: so I didn't have that, so she overtook me. Now

1078
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: I can't beat her. I'm eliminated, and my family bracket

1079
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: tradition ever dies because Michigan State lost to Yukon. Guess

1080
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: who's eliminated? This guy right here.

1081
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 2: I told you that. Luckily they made it a game.

1082
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: Oh they made it a game.

1083
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: They made it a game. Oh my god. I went

1084
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: to bed at halftime. I love a thirty point blowout.

1085
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 2: Immediate nap or immediately get to go to bed.

1086
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,919
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I turn it off. I turn

1087
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: it off.

1088
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 2: Balls game that's going off, Michigan State game. I went

1089
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 2: to bed, woke up what they only lost by four,

1090
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 2: and Boomer said, they took the lead.

1091
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: Because they did take the lead, dude, I was starting

1092
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: to I had turned it off too, dude. It was

1093
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: like thirty one to five. I turned it off, and

1094
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what I started watching instead. I don't

1095
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: know what it was that was on at the same time.

1096
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: Maybe I watched the Major League Baseball I have no

1097
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: idea what I watched. And then I.

1098
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 2: Turned it back and I'm like, oh my god, they're

1099
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:03,479
Speaker 2: with it eight.

1100
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: But they just doing that shoo.

1101
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 2: They're never going to win that game because they don't

1102
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: have a shooter.

1103
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: And that point guard can't shoot. Fears, yes, got he

1104
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: couldn't shoot. He would get open, he couldn't shoot, and

1105
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: then he didn't know how to dribble. Sometimes he'd dribble

1106
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: into trouble and fumble it. And I'm like, God, come on,

1107
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: you're right there. Just win the freaking game. And they

1108
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. They couldn't get a rebound. They ended

1109
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: up blowing my chance. I'm out of that one. And

1110
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: then greed is good. I'm just eliminated just because I suck.

1111
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: I mean, people have Arizona ahead of me. They have

1112
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 1: more points than me. I can't catch them. That's what

1113
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: happens when you take the de facto national champion. You

1114
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: have the same national champ with so many people. You

1115
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: can't win. March madness, March sadness. But I love to

1116
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: see Duke lose. That is awesome, That is amazing, and

1117
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: I am going to win right now. I am the

1118
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: favorite to win my women's bracket. I guess my cousin

1119
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: Andrew and Spencer.

1120
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 2: Well, hopefully you picked the favorite.

1121
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: I picked a Yukon. I picked Yukon over Texas in

1122
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 1: the championship.

1123
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: Man and guys, not being sexist, don't need you getting

1124
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 2: on the message boards about this.

1125
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,720
Speaker 1: But there should only be twelve teams in the women's tournament.

1126
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: Only twelve because they're all blowouts.

1127
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna say it.

1128
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: We'll take a break. We'll be right back right culture.

1129
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to say we're taking a break. I

1130
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: meant to say we're gonna read an email, yo, coachers,

1131
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: I'm coming to you live from Tampa, Florida. My bracket

1132
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: is toast. I'm hoping we can bring back coin flip madness.

1133
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to hang up and listen. Gotta make a

1134
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: trip out to the field to see if Aaron's arm

1135
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: is good after a USA got bent over by Venezuela.

1136
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: Peace Marco from the Bronx.

1137
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Marco, listen, here's the deal. A lot of our

1138
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 2: people are in recovery. I wouldn't say that coin flip

1139
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 2: madness is what led to my addiction, but it contributed

1140
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: to it. It was a time during a pandemic in

1141
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: our country. There wasn't a lot of live sports. I

1142
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 2: turned to coin flip madness as a way to win

1143
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: hundreds of dollars. I came close. Did it fuel it?

1144
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: Maybe?

1145
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 2: Is it the number one reason for my addiction? Maybe?

1146
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 2: Is it? Is it to blame lunch and dud or guy?

1147
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: Maybe?

1148
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,720
Speaker 2: But but you don't have anybody to blame but yourself.

1149
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 2: There's always three fingers, two of them pointing at you,

1150
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,919
Speaker 2: the other one you can sit on. My point is this.

1151
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 2: That was a fun game, but it could have led

1152
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 2: to addiction. That's the same reason we don't do the

1153
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 2: sore loser shotgun anymore. We have people in recovery, correct.

1154
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,840
Speaker 2: That is the same reason I've asked them not to

1155
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 2: run ads advertising job finding services because Justin is unemployed.

1156
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's good way to look at your friends.

1157
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: So and now in the process of getting employed. So

1158
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 2: because of that, there's certain stuff we don't do on

1159
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: this show. And I'll hang up and listen.

1160
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we can't play one shining moment, so coin

1161
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: flip Madness would be a big dud if we just

1162
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: played that. We didn't play the song over and over

1163
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: and over and over again. So without playing the song,

1164
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: it really doesn't hit the same. I don't know what

1165
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: we would have done if there was no song to play.

1166
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: Ray Back in the day, it was the Wild West,

1167
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: it was. Times have changed, and man, I'm gonna tell

1168
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 1: you what. We didn't have time for everything on the

1169
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: menu today. I'm already that dad. When it comes to sports,

1170
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: I'll talk about that on Wednesday. My frustrations, everything like that.

1171
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: Have a great Monday. There is no bad. Oh. No,

1172
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: the women's games are on today. I don't know who plays,

1173
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: but I know there's Women's Elite eight today.

1174
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: I had a sexist comment I was gonna do. I'm

1175
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 2: no longer gonna do that.

1176
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: Okay, well was it?

1177
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 2: Guys? When I get on ESPN dot com right here,

1178
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 2: we go after a major men's March Madness game on

1179
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 2: a Saturday or Sunday morning, Why do I log in

1180
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 2: in the number one highlights a women's basketball game? It

1181
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 2: goes you con wins and then what was the other one?

1182
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 2: Baylor Bears win? Holy crap, I didn't know the Bears

1183
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,400
Speaker 2: were in the tournament. Oh, that's women's It throws me

1184
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: off every time. What is ESPN doing? The number one

1185
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 2: tab should either be Tiger Woods flipped Ranger over yeah,

1186
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 2: or the shot.

1187
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 1: Heard around the world. Yeah.

1188
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 2: I mean they have some sort of an agenda. I'm

1189
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 2: a huge fan of women's basketball. Women basketball, a huge fan,

1190
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 2: but doesn't need to be on my front tab. And

1191
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 2: I'll hang up and listen.

1192
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. And when the second tab is they interview a

1193
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: wrestler from WWE. I mean, I don't understand it.

1194
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1195
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't know.

1196
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 2: Man Tristan hit me up, Arizona lost. I'm like, what

1197
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 2: are you talking about? They're in the final four? Oh,

1198
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 2: I accidentally saw a women's score.

1199
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: I mean he got ball sacked too. He got ESPN.

1200
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: Now that's what it is. It's ESPN. When you mistake

1201
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: a man for a woman.

1202
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 2: He said, that they did a flashback score of a

1203
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 2: different year, and so he thought Arizona lost. Guys, check

1204
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 2: the years. Check the sex, yeah, check the sex.

1205
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: Check the sex. That when you're looking at scores, check

1206
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: the sex. That's that's that's huge, huge. All right, we're out.

1207
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what though, was kind of confusing those

1208
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: Some of those Duke players got some long hair. I

1209
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 2: was like, sweet, he turn off the women's game. Let's

1210
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 2: go Duke and yukonnor plane. She goes, this is the

1211
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 2: Duke and yukon That point guard guy hair all the

1212
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,240
Speaker 2: way down to his ass.

1213
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: I didn't see the game man, the one with the

1214
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: broken foot is he.

1215
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 2: He's like their three point shooter guy.

1216
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: I mean, i'll watch him next game. Oh crap, Duke

1217
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,839
Speaker 1: doesn't have another game, so I can't see him. That's

1218
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 1: just so sad for Duke.

1219
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a pretty guy, pretty game, he has

1220
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 2: pretty way he glides across the floor. But I mean

1221
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 2: it confused me every time with that hair down to

1222
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 2: his ass.

1223
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: So are the Boozer boys going pro? Are they going

1224
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:57,439
Speaker 1: to come back for another year?

1225
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, But what did the Hurley postgame? Those

1226
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 2: Boozer boys are the best guys I've ever shared the

1227
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 2: court with. What about the same, what about your five players?

1228
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: And also you're not even on the court.

1229
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, did you see him headbout the referee?

1230
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 2: It in this game?

1231
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: But they were down.

1232
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 2: I gotta give it props to hurly Man down twenty.

1233
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 2: I thought that game was toast toast, and they won

1234
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 2: the game. He had a great pro postgame presser. He goes,

1235
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 2: the Calhouns, give me another Yukon coach. Oh, Julie Genie Noriova, weird.

1236
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 2: They carried the torch and I carry it the rest

1237
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 2: of the way to torches, tacos.

1238
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: Let's go boo woo.

1239
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 2: B He went and did some bugger sugars. Then he

1240
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 2: came in did eighteen.

1241
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa, jeez, you can end that man already buzzed. Whoa,

1242
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 1: whoa