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Speaker 1: Hey, you found our podcast, but are you following it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: That's important.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you click that follow button and enjoy.

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Speaker 2: I think I see a listener outside right now.

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Speaker 1: Hey wait a minute, No, no, not like that. Follow.

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Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And there's a

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Speaker 4: new reality dating show coming out courtesy of Peacock that

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Speaker 4: could take over Alexis's obsession with Love Island. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I know that's saying a lot, but it's called Couple

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Speaker 4: to Thrupple.

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Speaker 2: I literally, right before we watched in the studio, I said, Jake,

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Speaker 2: did you see the trailer for Couple to Throuptles?

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Speaker 4: It's pretty much what you would think it would be.

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Speaker 4: Here's a portion of the trailer.

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Speaker 3: If you were.

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Speaker 5: Given the chance at non monogamy in paradise, what would

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Speaker 5: you do? Four curious couples will be given the unique

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Speaker 5: opportunity to turn that fantasy into reality.

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Speaker 1: I've never been on the day with three people.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like our first time dating is a couple.

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Speaker 2: Let's go when like eight.

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Speaker 1: Enough, three, I'm last night.

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Speaker 2: I can't I can't believe it's on Peacock though, Like

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Speaker 2: that's a pretty major you know, it's like NBC.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's going risque though right now.

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Speaker 4: It all happens at a remote tropical resort where all

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Speaker 4: love reality shows have to happen. At this point, participants

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Speaker 4: will meet, mingle and date with a group of fourteen

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Speaker 4: singles to invite them into their relationship.

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Speaker 2: And it's hot, jeff if you're in Parka's up it

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Speaker 2: like in Norway.

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Speaker 1: You know, nice though up there, But this is a

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Speaker 1: good place. Is ever to announce that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the reason she is so excited is Brooke and

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Speaker 4: her husband Michael feature couple to throttle and we're all

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Speaker 4: excited for you.

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Speaker 2: I do not know how couples do this, really honestly,

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Speaker 2: And it's not just like it's just like the balance

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Speaker 2: seed of one more person. Since feelings sounds so exhausted

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 4: That's why it's going to be so much of a

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Speaker 4: challenge and so exciting for you to figure out how

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Speaker 4: to balance one more.

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Speaker 2: Person of the relationship. To tell me what I'm doing wrong?

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Speaker 1: Brook, Will your children be tuning in to watch you, guys?

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Speaker 2: I mean they'll have to meet a new mommy or daddy.

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Speaker 1: Exciting times here on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you call them?

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Speaker 2: Auntie uncle couple?

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Speaker 4: The Throuble will be premiering February eighth, again on Peacock

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Speaker 4: if anybody's interested in checking it out. But speaking speaking

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Speaker 4: of weird group action, let's get into another.

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Speaker 1: Shot Collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: Brook's children are listening and written mommy on here too,

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Speaker 4: so me Digital Jak give it to us.

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Speaker 6: If you've been listening to the show for the past

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Speaker 6: two days, you know how hard this is going to

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Speaker 6: be for me to say. But today is going to

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Speaker 6: be the final edition of impersonations with Brooks.

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Speaker 1: I have to do it again, really hitting us hard.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a sad day for all everyone's sad.

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Speaker 6: Brook has had the run of a lifetime with such

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Speaker 6: memorable impressions like Miley Cyrus high after jaw surgery. Wait,

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Speaker 6: Chris Rock was on thirty Rock right, and of course

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Speaker 6: who can forget angry middle aged smoker yells about plain snakes.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't say they were good impressions. In fact, nobody

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Tracy Morgan, you were great on thirty Year Rock.

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Speaker 6: But they did make me laugh and that's all that

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Speaker 6: really matters. So I hope we can keep the good

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Speaker 6: times rolling. I don't want to do it one final time.

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Speaker 6: As we do the farewell edition of dim Personations with Brook,

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Speaker 6: a couple of throbles rights impersonations. Our first round, Brook,

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Speaker 6: You're in person nation is four Jose.

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Speaker 7: So happy?

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Speaker 2: All right? What does this say?

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Speaker 3: Laughing?

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Speaker 1: Is that good? You ready to say his name?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, I can't say his name? You're ready? Impersonation starts

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Speaker 1: in three one go.

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Speaker 2: I am here to give you an interview and you

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Speaker 2: are the head of state and it's just very funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you check out the the wait? Can I

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Speaker 2: say his character name?

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Speaker 3: Show? And I am so cool? Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 3: a rapperer boy.

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Speaker 1: Not the name I have here?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you actually want the character that he plays character?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife and I would have gotten it.

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Speaker 1: That impersonation was Borat. That impersonation was Ali G. That's true,

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Speaker 1: a G not boring.

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Speaker 2: I thought we were doing the real actor.

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Speaker 1: I would do whatever is written on the paper.

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Speaker 6: What I wrote on the paper was Borat, and somehow

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Speaker 6: we got there. So we're moving on to the next round.

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Speaker 6: This impersonation is for Alexis. I will say this one

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Speaker 6: does have a note on it that Brook cannot say

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Speaker 6: one particular thing, Brook, Are you ready? Impersonation starts in

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Speaker 6: three two one?

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Speaker 3: Go, oh man, you need to talk Brooke, give me something.

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Speaker 2: These girls just keep getting younger.

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Speaker 8: No, I'm just gonna go take off my shirt and

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Speaker 8: head down to the beach and Matthew mcconne.

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Speaker 2: That was.

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Speaker 7: Get there good.

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Speaker 6: That impersonation was Matthew McConaughey. I want to applaud Alexis.

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Speaker 6: Brooke was saying a line from Matthew McConaughey movie. She

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Speaker 6: put it in her brain and she's like, who likes

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Speaker 6: young girls?

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Speaker 1: DiCaprio. I love where your Head's out, Alexis, you're thinking.

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Speaker 4: That movie.

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Speaker 6: We have two correct guesses edition, so wow. This final

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Speaker 6: impersonation is for Jeffrey, the last ever.

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Speaker 3: Guys, let's savor thission, the.

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Speaker 1: Last ever for Brook until I decided we want to do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, sweating in here I want jeff to do.

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Speaker 9: We got laugh.

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Speaker 1: Laughing harder and harder every time, more than a chuckle.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready, Brooke?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Do you want your thruple to come help?

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Speaker 2: And this is gonna be so hard for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: Let's start this in three two one go oh you sure.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am very excited and I would like to

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Speaker 2: buy a vow. No, he's not at that show. That's

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Speaker 2: not because there's the Arsenel sketch about me and what

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Speaker 2: is what?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 2: What is Alex Trebek? I would like to take sex

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Speaker 2: for five hundred.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry we did not get any help there during

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Speaker 6: that thirty seconds, Jeff, I can.

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Speaker 2: Think of the impersonation on SNLI.

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Speaker 4: That impersonation you did, an impersonation of somebody else, impersonating

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Speaker 4: the person she did Burt Reynolds.

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Speaker 6: I have no idea that was Sean Connery trying to

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Speaker 6: be that's Sean Connery in your mind?

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Speaker 1: Is it Sean Connery playing Wheel of Fortune? For god?

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Speaker 2: It was Jeopardy?

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Speaker 4: I just.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even do the funny things, but I couldn't

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Speaker 2: think of the funny party.

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Speaker 4: Would you throw it on per when it's my turn

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Speaker 4: to because everybody else is telling them all the movies

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Speaker 4: that they're in. Okay, I will take the l on

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Speaker 4: this one again today and will be forced to sing

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Speaker 4: somebody wanted to hear Higher by Creed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is fun.

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Speaker 7: Can you take me? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, blind man.

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Speaker 10: See.

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Speaker 2: You add that shot into the song we.

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Speaker 3: Need more Creed.

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Speaker 7: That's your shot collar question of the day, freaking Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Starting this weekend, the NFL Playoffs are officially that's but

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Speaker 4: the big problem for a lot of people around the

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Speaker 4: country right now is their favorite team didn't make it. Yeah, luckily,

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Speaker 4: Jose's forty nine ers are still looking.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna write that on my contract. I can't even

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Speaker 3: say my name in that, and they'll be I can't

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Speaker 3: even get it out.

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Speaker 4: It's a super favorite and we all know what if

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Speaker 4: your team's not in it, there is still good news,

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Speaker 4: and it's all thanks to the restaurant chain Popeye's Louisiana Chick.

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Speaker 4: They were founded in New Orleans, home of the Saints,

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Speaker 4: who also are not in the playoffs this year, and

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Speaker 4: which is why Popeyes wanted to give everybody something to

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Speaker 4: cheer for. So they just announced they're gonna be given

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Speaker 4: away free wings if the team that does win the

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Speaker 4: Super Bowl involves Wings.

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Speaker 1: So obviously that's the two remaining Bird.

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Speaker 4: Teams, the Baltimore Ravens and the Philadelphia Eagles. Plus they're

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Speaker 4: also counting the Buffalo Bills apparently for the Buffalo Wings connection.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if one of those.

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Speaker 4: Three teams wins it all on February eleventh, you can

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Speaker 4: snag a free six piece order of wings with any

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Speaker 4: purchase two day after the big game on February thirteenth,

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Speaker 4: which is also Marty Grass aka Fat Tuesday.

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: I love it and also kind of hate it because

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Speaker 2: it just makes me picture eating like a majestic animal.

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Speaker 3: You're eating mityle.

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Speaker 6: Sounds good to me.

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Speaker 2: This raven is so juicy.

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Speaker 1: Well, personally, I do like some deep fried chicken or

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Speaker 1: deep fried raven.

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Speaker 4: I actually prefer Laser Fried Bird, Extra Crispy edition of

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Speaker 4: Laser Stories.

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Speaker 1: It is going to be coming up right after this.

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Speaker 4: It's the radio segment that finally secured a big name

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Speaker 4: celeb to endorse his prophylactic company, Nick Cannon's Colossal Condoms.

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Speaker 1: They were almost for the time.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that that's good endorsement.

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Speaker 4: Good luck with Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 4: weird news stories around the glove, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 4: except we've got a laser and those other whoopsie babies

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Speaker 4: just know this. First Lazer Stories out of Massachusetts. If

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Speaker 4: you think that soap opera storylines are too sensational to

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Speaker 4: happen in real life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you don't know enough people who watch those shows.

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Speaker 4: And I say that because a sixty four year old

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Speaker 4: grandmother named rox Sane Ducet was in love with soap

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Speaker 4: opera star Thorston K of the Bold.

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Speaker 1: And the Beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I don't care who knows it.

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Speaker 7: I give it.

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Speaker 4: Apparently some scammer was texting Roxanne pretending to be Thorston,

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Speaker 4: and of course she believed it was real. One message

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Speaker 4: from fake Thorston said I need you so much you

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Speaker 4: have to get rid of your husband, honey.

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Speaker 2: So they're actually just using the script from one of

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Speaker 2: the boldeneh.

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Speaker 4: Roxanne replied, saying, need to do some thinking on that,

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Speaker 4: and that's when she hatched a plan.

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Speaker 9: Oh no.

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Speaker 4: She told fake Thorston that she makes an amazing soup,

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Speaker 4: a special potion if you will, and when he gets home,

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Speaker 4: her husband will be hungry. A few hours later, she wrote, quote,

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Speaker 1: No, I can collect life insurance.

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Speaker 4: And while this might scare some people, one city in

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Speaker 4: Kentucky has officially launched the first ever interstellar travel advertisement.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually being serious.

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Speaker 4: A group of Kentucky scientists, linguists, and scholars all got

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Speaker 4: Well, the reason that they're going there first is because

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Speaker 2: It's everybody. Alexis is your mom on like the tourism

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Speaker 1: But they're in Miami.

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Speaker 1: We want more. Yeah, get all their friends to that

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Speaker 1: ain't so, Joe HQ. It's time for twenty twenty four's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, something that went away that you didn't even realize

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Speaker 2: That Zebra gum.

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Speaker 4: It has zebra striped bright colors on the actual gum pieces.

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Speaker 2: Years chocolate gum. Nobody asked for that.

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Speaker 7: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Is this the most helpful or the most annoying toothbrush

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Speaker 4: Plus when you get home from a long day's work

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Speaker 1: I don't know how about hot You'll find out.

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Speaker 4: It's all the latest and greatest cool inventions from the

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Speaker 1: I replace you, they'll have that food and pill form.

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Speaker 7: That way.

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Speaker 3: A giant rock.

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Speaker 4: But then I think about how many times Alexis is

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, third.

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Speaker 2: Time this imagined her cheek squished up against the windows.

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Speaker 3: Open the fire door.

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Speaker 1: That makes me nervous about the future again.

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Speaker 4: What crazy technologies are scientists really working on that we

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Speaker 1: Well, we do have an idea, because the annual.

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Speaker 4: CEES Consumer Electronic Show just wrapped up in Vegas this week,

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Speaker 4: How many times have I said ornithologist on this show,

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Speaker 2: Like, whoa from the room, give those things food. I mean,

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Speaker 4: Well it kind of looks like a regular bird feeder,

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Speaker 1: I'm a desert dove.

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Speaker 4: I would hope they would have some sort of shock

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Speaker 2: I can tell you and our parents.

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Speaker 4: The next high tech product we need to get ready

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Speaker 2: Oh, let's go, Jack, Why didn't we leave this.

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Speaker 1: LG is coming out with the new C through TV.

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Speaker 1: When you turn it off, it's like glass and you

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't like raise up and down. It just

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Speaker 4: But once the black rectangle is gone, it makes your

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Speaker 2: Jose would put this in his house and forget that

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Speaker 4: Hold where So we're talking about the newest tech devices

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who's in their marketing department?

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Speaker 4: But high tech toothbrush? And how is it different than

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Speaker 2: It looks just like every other oral b but it's.

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Speaker 4: Different because this is like the backseat driver of brushing teeth.

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Speaker 4: see in the near future? They say this product is

456
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Speaker 4: going to be everywhere. It's called the cold Snap five thousand.

457
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Speaker 2: Oh. Is this one of those plunges or something ice bats?

458
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: God, I love when you guess things randomly and then

460
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Speaker 4: say exactly what it is.

461
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Speaker 1: No, you're wrong.

462
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 4: This is a basically like a cure egg for frozen

463
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Speaker 4: treats for you, where you pop a little flavor pod

464
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Speaker 4: into the top of it. It does its thing, and

465
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Speaker 4: then two minutes later, boom poops out a scoop of

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Speaker 4: mint chocolate chip ice cream, so.

467
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Speaker 3: You can buy a pod of mint.

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Speaker 2: This thing is so big.

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Speaker 4: That's what everybody has, like air fryers, and they have

470
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Speaker 4: like all sorts of giant products to make up. This

471
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 4: is for your giant product for making frozen treats whenever

472
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Speaker 4: you want, anytime, in under two minutes.

473
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Speaker 2: And it's a new kitchen gadget that everybody will buy

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Speaker 2: and use maybe for a month and a half, and

475
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Speaker 2: then it'll go with all the other things.

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Speaker 1: We have to go through, all of these.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then last but not least, from the Consumer Electronics show,

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Speaker 4: there's a product called hal Bot. How he's a little

481
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Speaker 4: two legged AI smart home robot. He's only one foot tall,

482
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Speaker 4: but he's your little home companion who follows you around

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Speaker 4: your apartment or your house, searching for anything that's a

484
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Speaker 4: little bit off.

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Speaker 1: Or out of balance.

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Speaker 2: And what does he do? Does he fix it for you?

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Speaker 1: No, he'll tell you.

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Speaker 2: He's a nag.

489
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Speaker 4: Like if you forgot to turn off the light switch

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Speaker 4: in the basement. How about will come up and be like, hey,

491
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Speaker 4: the basement light is on. Or if you left some

492
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Speaker 4: unwashed plates in the sink, he'll nag you to clean them.

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Speaker 2: And he's right at kicking level.

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Speaker 9: So that's.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna need like child protective services for robots.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like.

497
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy sucks.

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Speaker 3: I want to hit it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah immediately, I will say description.

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Speaker 4: How about does take a bit of a creepy turn though,

501
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 4: when he greets you at the door and he discerns

502
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Speaker 4: your mood, but by analyzing your voice and facial expressions.

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Speaker 1: As soon as you walk in, and then he'll turn

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Speaker 1: on music to match that mood.

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Speaker 3: No, the worst thing you can do when I Matt

506
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Speaker 3: is telling me.

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00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 4: You see Matt, well, like, imagine you come home and

508
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Speaker 4: you're like, hey, how about I'm back.

509
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Speaker 5: Because.

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Speaker 9: Why are you playing that.

511
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Speaker 1: I didn't have a bad day.

512
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Speaker 3: It's one parking ticket.

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Speaker 1: It's not a big deal.

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Speaker 9: Shut up.

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Speaker 2: I told you you're kicking them. There is no way,

516
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Speaker 2: no way you're getting through that.

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Speaker 4: Sung. Those are the most exciting products that are coming

518
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Speaker 4: out of cees this year. Make sure you get ready

519
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Speaker 4: to spend like twenty thousand dollars. So bad, we're going

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Speaker 4: to do your phone tap right.

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Speaker 7: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning, it is time.

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Speaker 4: For your phone tap, which our listeners just voted to

523
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Speaker 4: rename to Pranking mcprank Faces.

524
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Speaker 1: We'll do that name change coming up.

525
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Speaker 4: But today we call a guy who, after spending years

526
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Speaker 4: in a long relationship and breaking up, is finally trying

527
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Speaker 4: out the dating apps for the very first time. He's

528
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Speaker 4: feeling a little nervous, doesn't really know what to exc

529
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Speaker 4: What he definitely should have expected, though, is that his

530
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Speaker 4: older brother would use this information to prank him, because

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Speaker 4: that's exactly what we do in your Phone Tap.

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Speaker 1: Right now, it's another.

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Speaker 7: On the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Vince?

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Speaker 9: It is who's calling? Hi?

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Speaker 2: Vince. I'm from Match dot Com. My name is Sharon Needles. Okay, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 2: So you recently signed up for our service and we

538
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Speaker 2: just wanted to welcome you to the app.

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Speaker 9: Oh. Thanks, I didn't know you guys did this?

540
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Speaker 1: Did what?

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Speaker 9: I thought it was all online? I thought I didn't

542
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Speaker 9: know you actually called it.

543
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know the dating part, Yeah, that's all online.

544
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 2: But you're fairly popular in our community right now, So

545
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Speaker 2: I wanted to reach out personally.

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Speaker 7: I don't know what you mean.

547
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Speaker 9: I checked my app yesterday and there were no matches.

548
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Speaker 2: Oh, you must be looking at the main site. Yeah,

549
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: you didn't have any matches there. No, but when you

550
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,719
Speaker 2: agreed to our terms and conditions page, your profile automatically

551
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 2: gets distributed to all of our match Group subsidiaries.

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Speaker 9: Oh.

553
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 2: We own a lot of dating apps, and now you're

554
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 2: on all of them. You may have heard of singles

555
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 2: with shingles No, huh, okay? Oh kiss my ax. You

556
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 2: know the one for lumberjacks Ax.

557
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 8: No, I have.

558
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Speaker 2: That's fine actually, because you're not trending on those apps.

559
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: You are trending right now. Are you ready for this?

560
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 12: Not really, you're funny.

561
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trending on meetup me Eat meet Up. It's

562
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: an app for lonely men who love sandwiches and want

563
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 2: a woman to make one for them. Oh yeah, right, I.

564
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 9: Don't really want to be on that app.

565
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 2: Oh it's okay. You don't have to pay any more money.

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00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: You're automatically enrolled. That's a great thing about coming through

567
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Speaker 2: our company, you know.

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00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know if I want to be on

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Speaker 7: an app that asks women to make sandwiches for me.

570
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Speaker 2: You are, but you're also getting a lot of action

571
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: on another app, chad Finder. Ooh ooh yeah right, ooh

572
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 2: I heard that.

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00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 6: I heard that.

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00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 9: Yeah? No, ooh, as in that sounds weird. I don't

575
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Speaker 9: think I want to be on that one either.

576
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: No, you don't even know about it. It's a sister

577
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 2: app to No Hookup. Just kidding. You've heard of that?

578
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 9: No, I'm sorry that I haven't.

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00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 7: You haven't. Oh, this is all so new to me.

580
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Speaker 12: I've never really done the dating apps, and I thought

581
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Speaker 12: I was just signing up for one.

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Speaker 2: I see. That explains a lot. Do you know what

583
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: it's going to be helpful is if I send you

584
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Speaker 2: a link for our newest dating app that's trending. Pop

585
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: goes the Easel.

586
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 9: Pop goes the Easel.

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00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 2: That's for horny artists that actually exists. Oh yeah, and

588
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: according to our data, they're actually the second horniest career

589
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Speaker 2: group to horse jockeys.

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Speaker 9: I don't. I don't think I belong here. You know

591
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 9: what I'm gonna go?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, no, don't go. I just noticed you're

593
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 2: over forty, right, Yeah, maybe that's why You've already matched

594
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: with seventeen people on tutit and boot it. What the

595
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 2: heck is that tune it and Buddha app? Oh my god,

596
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 2: it's for people who like soccer that have gastro intestinal problems?

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00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 2: What is that you?

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00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 7: Is that you?

599
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: I think I nailed it all right.

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Speaker 9: This has gotta be some kind of joke, some kind

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Speaker 9: of put on. Nobody in the world wouldever sign up.

602
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Speaker 3: For an Apple O.

603
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Speaker 2: You would be so surprised. Honestly, we just crossed the

604
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Speaker 2: half a million mark for our dating app called mostly Simps.

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00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: I can send you that newsletter. Actually it comes with

606
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Speaker 2: a twenty percent off coupon for tissues. Make of that

607
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Speaker 2: what you will.

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Speaker 5: I really think that this is a big mistake and

609
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Speaker 5: I don't belong here mistakes.

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00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh, we have so been there. A couple of years ago,

611
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: we launched a site called only Plans, where you connect

612
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: and make plans with someone, but neither of you ever

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Speaker 2: follow through.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you have a lot of apps, and I think

615
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 9: you can really just let me.

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Speaker 2: Really, because your brother thinks that you would be perfect

617
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: for this, Gunner said, definitely, sign him up for only Simps. No, wait,

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Speaker 2: that one was out. Mostly Simps. That's the one I

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Speaker 2: scared it up. This is a break phone call.

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Speaker 8: What is this?

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Speaker 2: This is actually brought for the radio show Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 12: You know, I hear something was happening because there's no

624
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Speaker 12: way anybody was gonna sign up for any of these apps.

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Speaker 7: You tap.

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Speaker 2: Your brother said you just joined the dating app community

627
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Speaker 2: a few days ago and wanted to freak you out.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, Gunner, appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: I heard that pop goes to Easel though, you know.

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Speaker 12: When you got so many forty artists, I was almost like, hey,

631
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Speaker 12: you know what, that doesn't sound too bad.

632
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Speaker 2: Bring your paint brush this way.

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Speaker 7: The week up every morning was fun tap weekday mornings

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Speaker 7: on the twenties brookn Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: You hear at Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We make a promise to not pass judgment.

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Speaker 2: On your now you get you can't even say it.

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00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, not past judgment on your dating style or your

640
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 4: dating choices. Okay, we promise we won't judge you too severely. Okay,

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00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 4: we will judge you brutally and harshly, but at least

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Speaker 4: not directly to your face.

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Speaker 2: Right, I won't anybody's face.

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00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,719
Speaker 4: That was definitely a difficult promise for us to keep

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Speaker 4: with today's caller, especially when he told us about the

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Speaker 4: big surprise he planned for his date night. I will

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00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 4: tell you there was a blindfold involved and a little

648
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Speaker 4: bit of deception. But he swears it went even better

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Speaker 4: than he had planned and she loved it too. You're

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Speaker 4: gonna hear it in your brand new second date update.

651
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 4: Right after this second Date update, a guy named Chris

652
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 4: wrote us saying he's made a rule to never ask

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Speaker 4: a woman out ever again.

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Speaker 2: Really after whatever happened that he's on the phone with

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Speaker 2: us for before.

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Speaker 4: I'm just reading this from his email, But Chris explained

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Speaker 4: he learned a new strategy from a video that he

658
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 4: saw where if you're a guy and you say, hey,

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Speaker 4: would you like to go out to dinner with me

660
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 4: on Saturday night? Yeah, you're already putting yourself at a

661
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 4: disadvantage right there. Why Because in the woman's mind, she

662
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 4: is thinking if I say yes, then I'm doing him

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Speaker 4: a favor and he's gonna end up having a great

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Speaker 4: night because of me.

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Speaker 2: Wait, she's not thinking Wow, I'm really excited us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's thinking for she's thinking sorry, I was being more.

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Speaker 1: We're going beyond the meal. She's thinking.

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Speaker 4: If I say yes, then I'm giving him the gift

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Speaker 4: of spending time with me. If I say no, then

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Speaker 4: this loser has nothing going on in his life. He

671
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Speaker 4: is going to spend the entire evening all alone in

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Speaker 4: his apartment, watching Netflix and eating old pizza.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that that's I don't think that's how

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Speaker 2: we think.

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Speaker 1: Even if that's not true, that's what he says. That's

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Speaker 1: what a lot of women think.

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Speaker 4: So instead he uses a different strategy that makes him low,

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Speaker 4: really really good.

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Speaker 1: When he asked people out, all right, I want to

680
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: know what it is.

681
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 2: I love when men say what women think. It's so cute. Okay, continue, Yeah, well.

682
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 4: Let's talk to Chris about this and see what it's

683
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 4: all about. Chris, how you doing, man?

684
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 9: Hey, good man, how are you?

685
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Speaker 1: I'm very curious to learn what the strategy is.

686
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: So wait, is the strategy something you came up with

687
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 2: or is this also from the video that Jeff referenced.

688
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 9: No, I learned this on an Instagram video. But I

689
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 9: am telling you it works ninety percent of the time.

690
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 9: It's a fantastic little trick here Okay.

691
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Speaker 4: So you don't ask a woman, hey, do you want

692
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 4: to go out to dinner with me? What do you

693
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 4: do instead?

694
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 9: See what you got to do is you got to

695
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 9: tell them that you're already doing something and then you

696
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 9: invite them to come along with you.

697
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: Okay, so like you're going to dinner by yourself.

698
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: I mean that's not Finally, is not funny.

699
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 4: I think you have a lot of friends, and I'm

700
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 4: sure you have a very active social life, Chris.

701
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: What if you don't have plans already?

702
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 9: Well, yes, you got to plan out your night a

703
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 9: little bit, right, you got to put a little fought

704
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 9: into this.

705
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 2: That's a positive.

706
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, you tell you got the night planned, You've got

707
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 9: your going out to dinner. You're gonna go do x

708
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 9: y Z. Now she's got a little bit of foem.

709
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 9: She got a little bit of that fear of missing

710
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 9: out on some action.

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00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.

712
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 4: You're saying you're trying to put the idea into the

713
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 4: girl's head that you have a life outside of her,

714
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 4: that she's not the only thing that's happening.

715
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: And her answer isn't going to change you.

716
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 3: But if she's lucky, you cand squeeze.

717
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 9: Her in right.

718
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 2: So, okay, who did this work on that you went

719
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: out with?

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00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 9: So this worked on Gina girl I met online on

722
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 9: one of the apps. Very funny. Her and I were talking.

723
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 9: Both had a sense of humor.

724
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 2: That's sweet. What was your proposal? What did you already

725
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: have plan that she could join you for?

726
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 9: So I invited her this place that was opening that

727
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 9: was serving some amazing seafood.

728
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: Oh oh, You're like, oh, I'm going to check out

729
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: this new seafood place. You want to come with?

730
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 9: But I said, listen, we have half an hour, like

731
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 9: you got to get ready now, you know. So I

732
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 9: put a little bit of urgency.

733
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 3: Maybe a girl i'd be like, yeah, dog some food.

734
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like I would say yes just

735
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 2: because of the pressure, Like, oh my.

736
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: God, no matter what you're wearing, I don't.

737
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: Okay, you created urgency there that that's a good thing.

738
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 9: So she was up for it. She was up for it.

739
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 7: Huh.

740
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 9: So I pick her up. She looked good. I looked good,

741
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 9: and I told her I said listen, I'll drive. Get

742
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 9: in the car, I'll drive us there. And we were

743
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 9: almost there. I like it, keep going, I said, listen.

744
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 9: Put on this blindfold because where we're going it's going

745
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 9: to be a surprise, and I want to surprise you.

746
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 11: Okay, super romantic if this has been your girlfriend for

747
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 11: two years, but a first.

748
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 2: Date you've never met her before.

749
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's not judge until we hear where this goes.

750
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 9: So she puts the blindfold on.

751
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 2: Okay, dumb or just trusting.

752
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 9: We get there. I take the blindfold off and she

753
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 9: sees a file of fish from McDonald's right in front

754
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 9: of hers.

755
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: Why I thought you were taking her to seafood.

756
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 9: Hey it was seafood, right, it is technically fish.

757
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 4: This whole thing was a prank that you were playing

758
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 4: on her, telling her she's gonna have this nice meal,

759
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 4: and you really took her to a fast food place

760
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 4: and gave her a.

761
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: Sheish.

762
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 9: So she takes the blindfold off and she's looking at

763
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 9: this filet of fish, and I just see this look

764
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 9: of confusion over her face. She was she went through

765
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 9: every emotion. She was like pissed off for a second,

766
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 9: but at the end of it, she just started to laugh.

767
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 9: Good wow.

768
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Speaker 2: I mean either that or she's laughing like, oh my god,

769
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: of course this is my dating life's off.

770
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Speaker 1: There Yeah, after the joke is over, were you able

771
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: to establish a romantic bond with her?

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00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 9: Yeah? No, don't forget, I'm dressed up too. So it

773
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 9: was funny, you know, the whole thing.

774
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: It's not just at her expense.

775
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm just still processing it.

776
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 7: All.

777
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 3: That's the girls are like.

778
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 6: YI.

779
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: So how did the date end?

780
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 9: It was good, right, So we had a great time.

781
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 9: I dropped her off at her place and she even

782
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 9: admitted that that was funny.

783
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: Okay, so what what's happened since then?

784
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 9: So four or five days ago she invites me over

785
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 9: to come to her place and hang out.

786
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 1: Oh, during the nighttime or the daytime.

787
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 2: I don't think she's gonna say come over at nine am,

788
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: Jeffery won must She's got, like, I don't know, a

789
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: sink to unclog her.

790
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: Over here. I thought it's a valid question. The timing

791
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: is important.

792
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 4: That's a good sign that she wants you over at

793
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 4: any time of the days.

794
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 2: I mean, she obviously likes you. She's inviting me over,

795
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 2: So that's what I thought.

796
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 9: So I go to her house, I knock on her

797
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 9: door and she doesn't up there.

798
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 2: Oh what, maybe it's another prank. You guys are just

799
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: the prank couple. I would feel good to get him back.

800
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 3: Actually it would were laughing on the other end.

801
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: If it was really late at night, maybe she fell

802
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: asleep before he arrived.

803
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 3: Oh, that's happened.

804
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 2: Or if it was early in the morning, maybe.

805
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: This is why the time question was so important.

806
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 3: I guess we're never gonna know what time of day

807
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 3: it was. Did you hit snooze?

808
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: Buddy?

809
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 3: We're never gonna know, because now we gotta.

810
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 4: Go, and we're gonna come back and try and get

811
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 4: you a second date update and maybe get some clarity

812
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 4: on what time it was right after this hold on.

813
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 7: Update.

814
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 4: Pranking your date on your very first meetup is either

815
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 4: the move of a very confident man or a very

816
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 4: foolish one.

817
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 9: Thing.

818
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 4: We're just trying to figure out which one of those

819
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 4: categories are. Listener Chris falls into because he convinced his

820
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 4: date Gina, to dress up really nice, to go out

821
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 4: and eat some seafood.

822
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she only had a half an hour to

823
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:04,959
Speaker 2: get ready.

824
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 9: Yeah.

825
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 4: Technically he wasn't lying because he did treat her to

826
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 4: seafood A file of fish sandwich at a McDonald's.

827
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 2: Which I will say it's my best friend's favorite. If

828
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 2: a man took her to get a yes, she's like,

829
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,320
Speaker 2: she'd be like, I'm divorcing my husband to marry you.

830
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: Book's friends love language gas.

831
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,439
Speaker 4: But they were able to laugh about it afterwards after

832
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 4: the prank was over, and they've been in contact since then.

833
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 4: She hadn't invited him over, so a lot of good signs.

834
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 4: The only problem is it's not resulting in a date yet.

835
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 4: But that's going to be our job to step in.

836
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: That's crazy that she didn't answer the door. You're just

837
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 2: standing there.

838
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: I know that's frude.

839
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, maybe he got the wrong door. We don't know.

840
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 11: I don't think.

841
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 4: Maybe it was a big apartment complex and she just

842
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 4: texted the apartment like building, not in the specific room.

843
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 9: No, it definitely wasn't the wrong door because it was

844
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 9: the same door that I picked her up in.

845
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I forgot about that part.

846
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 9: All right.

847
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 4: Well, I'm a dummy, So let's just end this part

848
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 4: and get to the part where we call her and

849
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 4: figure out what's going on.

850
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, I'm just a little lost here because

851
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 9: I'm knocking at the door she didn't answer, and you know,

852
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 9: I don't know what's going on here.

853
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 2: You are being really understanding, which is nice.

854
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 11: I mean she invited you over for sure, Like there

855
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 11: wasn't like, uh, you know, there was no miscommunication text.

856
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 2: How do you miscommunicate that?

857
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, you want to kick it sometime and

858
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 3: he's like on my way?

859
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, no, this was very clear. Invited me over

860
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 9: point blank.

861
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 4: Okay, well let's just point blank ask her why she's

862
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 4: not going out with you. I'm dialing her number right now.

863
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Gina?

864
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 10: Uh yeah?

865
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're Gina? It took a second.

866
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 2: He know she's Jina. She doesn't know who you are. Yeah,

867
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 2: well you're the weird one in this situation.

868
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

869
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: in the Morning.

870
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: The whole shows here.

871
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, yeah, it's a little weird.

872
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 10: What's this about?

873
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 4: This is about a segment that we do called a

874
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 4: second Date Update, and we're trying to help one of

875
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 4: our listeners meet up with you again after you already

876
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 4: went out with him one time.

877
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: His name is Chris.

878
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know Chris. But did I sign up to this?

879
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 1: No, this isn't something you sign up for.

880
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 4: Chris emailed us because he told us about your guys'

881
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 4: first date together.

882
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: He's a spontaneous guy, that Chris right, pretty funny toom hmm.

883
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's quite the charmer.

884
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that good. He told us about the little

885
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: practical joke that he played.

886
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 2: I would love to know what was going through your

887
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: head when he put a blindfold on you. You put

888
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 2: it on yourself, I guess.

889
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 10: But well, I mean at that point, I didn't have

890
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 10: a choice. I was in his car.

891
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 2: You had a choice to put the blindfold on. You

892
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 2: could have said no.

893
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 3: I mean you're fully committed.

894
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 10: I was committed. I mean I like him, and I

895
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 10: mean it was low key funny at the end of

896
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 10: the day.

897
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean we got the sense that you

898
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 4: must have liked him because we heard that you even

899
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 4: invited him over one one or one time.

900
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 3: It wasn't I don't specific so hung up on that.

901
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 3: I like an idiot for it.

902
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 4: Well, okay, you invited him over at some point, and

903
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 4: he says that he went there and that you didn't

904
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 4: answer the door.

905
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 10: Oh so he told you that part too.

906
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was a pretty important part of everything, right,

907
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 2: because that's when that's when you stopped responding to him.

908
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 4: Well, the weird thing is that normally when we do

909
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 4: this segment, people will ghost each other over text, or

910
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 4: they'll just like break off communication. They won't actually set

911
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 4: up a time to meet that person at their own

912
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 4: place and then just not show up and answer the door.

913
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 3: That's peculiar, you know.

914
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 2: I kind of like the old school physically doing there.

915
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: It's a lot more mystery.

916
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 3: She's just watching in through the key hole.

917
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 4: We're just trying to help Chris get some understanding of

918
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 4: what's going on.

919
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: Between you two.

920
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 10: You know, given his well thought out plan, I wanted

921
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 10: to get him back. And my plan didn't work.

922
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 2: Wait didn't you were setting up a whole elaborate prank

923
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 2: to prank him back?

924
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: Of course, Oh my god, what didn't work? What part

925
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: of the plan?

926
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 10: So I took him that night and I said, hey,

927
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 10: do you wanna hook up?

928
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 4: Hey?

929
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 7: All right?

930
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 10: Oh it was a up text, right, And so I

931
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 10: was like, I need you to come over in a

932
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 10: half hour.

933
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 8: That should have been the red flag for him, is

934
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 8: the half hour, Because he gave.

935
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: Her a half hour just mirroring his because he still felt.

936
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 3: Like, oh my gosh, we're hooking up.

937
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 9: Oh my god.

938
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 2: And so what's the joke?

939
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 12: So, I mean it was late and he did come over.

940
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 12: And the thing is that I have a friend who's

941
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 12: a tow truck driver.

942
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So I live.

943
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 12: On the third floor and I have a clear view

944
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 12: to the street view, and he would have seen the

945
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 12: tow truck driver hook up his cart.

946
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 2: You weren't going to answer the door, and you were

947
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: going to get his car towed. And that was the joke.

948
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 12: I mean, not fully toad, but you know, hooked up

949
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 12: at least to the tow truck.

950
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: So that was the joke. You invited him to be

951
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: hooking up and what you meant was hooking up his

952
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: car to a tow truck.

953
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 10: What else would you have done? He did the whole

954
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 10: seafood a way of fi thing.

955
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: That's it's a little fall.

956
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: So I don't think he got the joke. Wait, did

957
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 2: the tow truck thing happen because he didn't tell us

958
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 2: about it?

959
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 9: No.

960
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 10: See, that's the thing. My friend had another call where

961
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 10: he actually was going to make some money and he

962
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 10: had to leave.

963
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's why your plan failed.

964
00:44:59,080 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 3: Good thing you didn't call it.

965
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 2: So why haven't you called him back?

966
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 12: Well, because I'm trying to set this up again.

967
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 10: It was a great idea.

968
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you meant for each other.

969
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 3: It's ruined.

970
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have been ruined if we didn't call her out.

971
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We totally screwed this up for you, your

972
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: whole plan.

973
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 4: Because actually, Chris has been on the other line listening

974
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 4: to this conversation the entire time.

975
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 12: Are you guys kidding me?

976
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 9: No?

977
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 7: When did you want? Oh?

978
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 2: That was good, Jose, Yeah good. Yeah, it was an

979
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: elaborate praise you guy.

980
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 10: You ruined everything.

981
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 4: There.

982
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 9: Yeah. Wow, this is not cool, Gina. Not cool.

983
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 2: Why aren't you laughing? Chris? I thought this would be

984
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 2: exactly your type of humor.

985
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 9: Yeah, but my car, I mean that's an it's an

986
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 9: expensive car. You gotta be careful. I mean, she's gonna

987
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 9: have my car, Toad. You can damage the car.

988
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 2: What did I do? I didn't know we had the

989
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: fun police on the.

990
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 7: Right.

991
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 11: I haven't buddies have damaged their car while they're getting town.

992
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 2: Fish fully, But the plan.

993
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 4: I don't think the plan was to totally like tow

994
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 4: your car away to some like car lot and make

995
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: you pay to get it out.

996
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: I've heard it. I think it was just like to

997
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: hook it up as a joke, right, Gina, Right.

998
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 10: I mean it would have worked had my friend not

999
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 10: had to leave for a real call.

1000
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 9: I mean, I'm glad the plant didn't work. That's not it.

1001
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 9: That's not even a prank. I mean, my pranks are good.

1002
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 2: Oh God, I thought you were going to be so

1003
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 2: excited you just found out this woman that you like

1004
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: was planning on seeing you again.

1005
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, listen, this doesn't work in a relationship. There's only

1006
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 9: room for like one funny person, not too.

1007
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 4: God, And it's the same thing with the morning show.

1008
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 4: Only one of us can be funny.

1009
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:52,959
Speaker 3: And yeah that's Jeb.

1010
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: No, I don't know who it is.

1011
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 9: Fish.

1012
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 10: Wasn't that funny? Honestly?

1013
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: Oh well, this is going south a little.

1014
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: I don't believe you found a woman who was okay

1015
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 2: with being pranked into a McDonald's dinner and you're negative

1016
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 2: about blind blindfolded. Yeah, I forgot that it is.

1017
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 4: I mean, look, Chris, she's able to brush off your prank.

1018
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 4: Why can't you just brush off hers and laugh with her?

1019
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 9: Her prank is borderline dangerous, and you know she's gonna

1020
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 9: try to prank me again. Somehow, and who knows, she

1021
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 9: might set the house on fire.

1022
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,800
Speaker 10: I don't know like this, I have about four or

1023
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 10: five ideas.

1024
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: There is a prank cover.

1025
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: I think they're coming, whether they go out again or not.

1026
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,479
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean there's unfinished business between you guys,

1027
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 4: whether it's romance or pranking each other. So I'm going

1028
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 4: to offer to send you guys out again on another

1029
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 4: date that we would pay for. Plus we'll toss in

1030
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 4: a couple of Brook and Jeffrey whoope cushions from I'm

1031
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 4: probably gonna.

1032
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 9: Stop you right there and just say that I'm not

1033
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 9: interested and.

1034
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, it was one bad another stick in the mud.

1035
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if I apologize to Gina here, or

1036
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: if I apologize to Chris, or maybe I should just

1037
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 4: apologize to the listeners.

1038
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: Listeners, I'm sorry that you had to sit through.

1039
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 9: All of that.

1040
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 2: It was on a joke. It was just a joke.

1041
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 9: We got.

1042
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 3: Second date phone.

1043
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 7: Tap, so freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1044
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 4: Why doesn't anybody just blurt out I love you anymore

1045
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 4: on the first date. Why is it that now everybody

1046
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 4: is like I saw on Instagram video and now I'm

1047
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 4: gonna trick the person and prank them, and then they're

1048
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 4: gonna prank me back, and now everything's confusing and unclear.

1049
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: But that's just how dating is, because it's the internet

1050
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: trend right now.

1051
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 2: I think even before the Internet, nobody's blurting out I

1052
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 2: love you on the first date, Jeff, I was weird

1053
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: in like eighteen fifty.

1054
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: It's weird the good old days. I am begging anybody.

1055
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 4: Listen, if you recently went on a first date and

1056
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 4: you confessed your undying love for them in the first

1057
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 4: ten minutes, and you're wondering why they're not calling you back,

1058
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 4: shoot us an email. I would love to do an easy, simple,

1059
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 4: straightforward call like that.

1060
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 2: Well, why you're just telling me? Well, because they don't

1061
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 2: love you back, what do you want?

1062
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 3: They were too perfect.

1063
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know what world you and Jose are

1064
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 2: living in right now, but I don't think it exists.

1065
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 3: I'm having a good time in it.

1066
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess we'll just stick with the total confusion

1067
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,280
Speaker 4: and game playing and pranking.

1068
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 7: All right.

1069
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 2: Thanks for great radio, Jeff. Isn't that what we're here for?

1070
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 3: That is true? The text is lit up.

1071
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 4: My head hurts right now, but I love it. Creat

1072
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 4: you can always email the show. We'll call that person

1073
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 4: who wasn't.

1074
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,760
Speaker 7: Calling you back freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1075
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,720
Speaker 4: I gotta say it's pretty smart what the musical artists

1076
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 4: have started doing lately to make even more money. Like

1077
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 4: when they go when they go on a concert tour, Yeah,

1078
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 4: they have a film crew follow them to turn it

1079
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 4: into a movie for all the people who miss the

1080
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 4: show or want to see the behind the scenes action.

1081
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 2: And then they re release the movie after they add

1082
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: some exclusives that you didn't get the first time.

1083
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: Let that money keep on rolling in.

1084
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the concert twice.

1085
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 4: That's why I've just hired a few people to follow

1086
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 4: me around the studio on Fridays to capture me and

1087
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 4: my entire musical process leading up to my big Friday performer.

1088
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in a film crew, you know,

1089
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: but it's your performance is free, jeff.

1090
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: This is how I have to make money. So that's

1091
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: what the film people are here for.

1092
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 4: If you see me go into the bathroom with a

1093
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 4: guy with a camera, don't think anything of it.

1094
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: It's all part of the big movie. Don't even go

1095
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: in there. No matter what you hear.

1096
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 4: I am planning for my stardom, which is gonna start

1097
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 4: right after I sing my brand new song of the

1098
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 4: week that's.

1099
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 7: Coming up freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1100
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: All right, it is time for my song of the week.

1101
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1102
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 4: And I rarely, if ever do this, but I'm gonna

1103
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 4: take my co hosts and all of our listeners back

1104
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 4: to a point in time when I was just seven

1105
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 4: years old.

1106
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, And you're probably wondering, what was I like as

1107
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: a little kid.

1108
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 2: I thought you were really sweet.

1109
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 4: Was I still the effervescent, witty, charming, tight pants cassanova

1110
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 4: that you see standing before you here today?

1111
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: I was shy and a little snotty.

1112
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: Answer is no, I was just.

1113
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 4: A regular boy with a recording contract from our c

1114
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 4: You did mall talent shows all over California for five Yeah,

1115
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,439
Speaker 4: and while singing and dancing with my mom definitely made

1116
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 4: me happy. That's knocking a downplay now. I will say

1117
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 4: there was only one thing in the whole world that

1118
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 4: could put me up into.

1119
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: The stratosphere, which was the sky. That is me singing

1120
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: my one hit wonder, Reach for the Sky.

1121
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 2: It's only a hint to us.

1122
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 3: Sure, I still think it's gonna come back. We're playing

1123
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 3: this on.

1124
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 5: The air.

1125
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 4: With my mom was only number two on my list

1126
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 4: of joys. What was above it at number one? That

1127
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 4: was celebrating any birthday, brisks or special family event at

1128
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Speaker 4: one of my most cherished, beloved restaurants in the world,

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Speaker 4: the one, the only olive Garden.

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Speaker 3: Yeah Garden.

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00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 2: I spent fancy birthdays there.

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00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wow, everybody did, because when you're there, your family.

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00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was a buster there.

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00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 2: I was just talking about this. I remember being seventeen

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00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: and thinking this was the upper echelon of this is

1136
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 2: as good as it gets.

1137
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 3: It's really fancast.

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00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: And I think they had a normal fork and a salad.

1139
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 2: Force and more salad than you could prob endless.

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00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 4: And I'm sure there's thousands of people out there who

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00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 4: also have these very special memories from their child going

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00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 4: there to feed a family of four, spending just forty

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00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 4: two dollars and ninety six cents that concluded the tax, and.

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00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 3: Nowadays they give you another meal half price and take.

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00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 7: On with you.

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00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 4: So I don't really know why this happened now, but

1147
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 4: today I just want to pay homage to the Italian

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00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 4: American staple that baby birded this fledgling and taught him

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00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 4: how to.

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00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: Fly, said that putting it down.

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00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 3: I wish we had bolts of Alfredo just sitting here.

1152
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 4: I want to raise a breadstick to you, why in

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00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 4: honor of Olive Garden instead of singing whiz Khalifa and

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00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,720
Speaker 4: Charlie Pooths see you again.

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00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: It's young Jefferies Olive Garden. I'm going to point when

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00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

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00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 2: It's gonna be emotional.

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00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: Points.

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00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 13: I'm on a hot dad. I'd rated a ten because

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00:53:55,040 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 13: the restaurant that I picked his servant Italian muffles of

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00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 13: penn nay so good. It's a sin got us lady

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00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 13: and the tramp and stuff in booth oleaven at the

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00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 13: Olive Garden.

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00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: Damn that food. Every bite I choose keeps lifting my mood.

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00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: It hit me like a Beta Chini Kway loop with

1166
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: my gluten stacks. I ate the breadsticks and they brought

1167
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: him back.

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00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 4: I got more baskets than Kobe and Shan likes the

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00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 4: Alix wants the way that told me about this stoop

1170
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:37,360
Speaker 4: and salad, big giant plates. Alfredo in my face. The

1171
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 4: only limit is your stomach space. Yeah, no need to huff.

1172
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 4: The flight of venis because there is the closest stop

1173
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 4: you could take the toor ladally in the more parking lot.

1174
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 3: Like tuscan Enix to the bass pro shop gets some more.

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00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 13: The staff are my friends, and I can tell their

1176
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 13: thrilled to sing me Happy Birthday again.

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00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 1: They do their own song while clapping their.

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00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 14: Hands because they treat you like your family, minus all

1179
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 14: the nag again had the other gardens got me saved?

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00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 4: Lore check it first, I ate some calamari and zid

1181
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 4: and did and stop, ordered pasta like a rapper with

1182
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 4: netra netra on top of like New Year's Eve all

1183
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 4: over the meat ball's gonna drop. Yeah, took a family

1184
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 4: salad ona and slid into my chop like Alaska's playing George.

1185
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 4: The button's about to pop with the men you got

1186
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 4: me drew in the way. You're gonna need a mop,

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00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 4: oh Adam, And he's been saying, this is the garden

1188
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 4: they really want popping bottles inside.

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00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 13: Of a casual restaurant.

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00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: Now hit me with that freshly grated parmesan.

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00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 13: Justin Madge and the day.

1192
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I go there to propose, and she will find.

1193
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 2: Her rank.

1194
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:32,479
Speaker 13: Beating inside her cheese. Raby alls one epic Cheese Day.

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00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 13: May I recommend little og Spot where Pasta bil tees

1196
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 13: ne never Brett six and persas snuck like Contra band.

1197
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 13: The one place Joe Coy and Taylor Swift could be

1198
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:56,280
Speaker 13: seen laughing at the olive Garden.

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00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 4: Yes, stows olive garden.

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00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 2: Dude, lunch on me. Let's go, Let's go to the

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00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 2: olive Garden.

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00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 4: I'm putting the suggestion right now that our next morning

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00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 4: show holiday dinner is celebrated at the Ogs.

1204
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 2: I already have a recipe that copies at zupa Tisconica. Yeah,

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00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 2: that's a great thing about olive Garden. You can mispronounce anything.

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00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 3: Can Italian.

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00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: The text in seven eighty five nine too, tells me

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00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: thought about the song of the week. We're in the post.

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00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 4: The video up on all of our socials at Brook

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00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey. You could check them out there. Happy Olive

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00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: Garden Day.

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00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: Unofficially, ye.

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00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey. In the morning, we got.

1214
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 4: Text to seventy five nine two that says I had

1215
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 4: a bet with a buddy that if we went to

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00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 4: Olive Garden he couldn't eat just one breadstick.

1217
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 3: WHOA, that's actually a real way.

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00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 2: He didn't do it.

1219
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 4: He says he did it, but only for a few minutes,

1220
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 4: then didn't even realize he was eating more till he

1221
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 4: cleaned out the entire bread bag.

1222
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 3: Ye, yep, that'll happen.

1223
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get me, I think.

1224
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: But if you missed it.

1225
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 4: Instead of singing the twenty fifteen hit song by Wiz

1226
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 4: Khalifa see You Again, Yeah, I sang my own version

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00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 4: called Olive Garden because as a kid, and I mean

1228
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 4: even now, it is the best place to go with

1229
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 4: the family and your friends to celebrate life's biggest events.

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00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and no, they didn't pay me for this song.

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00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 4: It's just what I believe deep down in my heart

1232
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 4: because it happened to me on my aunt's birthdays, after

1233
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 4: soccer parties, whatever it was. It's very personal to me

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00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 4: and it created long lasting memories, so I had to

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00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 4: sing about it.

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00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 11: It is what us Alli Gardonians call Hospitaliano.

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00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm moutiful and it's true. A lot of people

1238
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: are texting me in with their feet back good and

1239
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: bad brook What are you see?

1240
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 2: I like this one that said I just updated my

1241
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 2: will to have my ashes spread at alive gardens.

1242
00:58:59,280 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 3: Call it health apart.

1243
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 2: He says, hopefully it doesn't happen in the cheese grater,

1244
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: all right.

1245
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: So tell me when if you missed it, if you

1246
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: want to hear it again.

1247
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 4: Though, we're gonna have this song up at the Brook

1248
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey YouTube page, on our Facebook Insta, and our

1249
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 4: TikTok all of it at Brook and.

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00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 7: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1251
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 4: We've got a new person for the game today, and

1252
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 4: this is just some nube. His name is Nathan and

1253
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 4: he is a gamer. He loves playing video games, doing

1254
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 4: it battle Royale style, and his favorite right now is

1255
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 4: Diablo four.

1256
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 3: So still, let's.

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00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: Welcome Nathan to the show. What's up, Nathan?

1258
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 2: What's Diablo about? Is that like about you play a

1259
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 2: video game in Hell? Or where are you?

1260
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 9: Is that it pretty much? You're just fighting differs from Hell?

1261
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: There's many any creatures.

1262
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's kind of like our radio job

1263
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 1: on the daily. So that's what I do.

1264
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,919
Speaker 2: Exit and I wait for you guys to play this game.

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01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 1: Sounds pretty easy.

1266
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 4: Do you think maybe I could set you and Jose

1267
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,439
Speaker 4: up Nathan on a one v one game?

1268
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: He'll cry if you pay him.

1269
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know if.

1270
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 2: Right I'm gonna leave.

1271
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 3: I don't know if I turn the game on. I'm like,

1272
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 3: I'm scared.

1273
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: We'll let you think more on that.

1274
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 4: But Brook's gonna leave the studio in the meantime while

1275
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 4: she heads out. You know how the game works. He

1276
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 4: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1277
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1278
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 4: you do have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are

1279
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 4: you ready?

1280
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1281
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 4: Good luck, Nathan, Your time starts now. Zane Mallix celebrates

1282
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 4: a birthday today. He's better known as a former member

1283
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 4: of what boy band? Pandora is the name of the

1284
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 4: home planet from which famous movie franchise Avatar? What city

1285
01:00:56,360 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 4: is the fashion center of Italy? Which ingredient is the

1286
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 4: main difference between pizza and flatbread in Disney's Pinocchio? What's

1287
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 4: the name of Geppetto's cat?

1288
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: Still? Answer to one? You could sit in silence and

1289
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: just take it.

1290
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 10: That I heard.

1291
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 3: Where are you good?

1292
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1293
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 4: You canna put your back on broke back into the studio. So,

1294
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,000
Speaker 4: since your first time player, Nathan, tell us something about yourself?

1295
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 4: What interesting fact do we need to know about you?

1296
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 2: You make a good horse noise?

1297
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: Or a motor boats.

1298
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 3: On your secret you're shoveling a stack of papers?

1299
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 2: Hidden talents?

1300
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 3: Are we guessing?

1301
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 11: Oh?

1302
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 2: You're good at stally?

1303
01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 3: You could be all.

1304
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: He's a man of many, many talents.

1305
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 7: Wo.

1306
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna move on to someone with a few

1307
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 1: less talents than you have.

1308
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 4: Brooke, Here we go. Your time starts now. Zane Mallick

1309
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 4: celebrates a birthday today. He's better known as a former

1310
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 4: member of What Pandora is the name of the home

1311
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 4: planet from which famous movie franchise, Yes, Superman? What city

1312
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 4: is the fashion center of Italy Milan? Which ingredient is

1313
01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 4: the main difference between pizza and flatbread?

1314
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 7: Oh?

1315
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 2: Interesting, tomato sauce.

1316
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: In Disney's Pinocchio. What's the name of Geppetto's cat?

1317
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh?

1318
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: Figure out in the game Pac Man eating? What fruit

1319
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: is worth? At least Cherry's sorry? What fruit is worth?

1320
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 1: The least number of points?

1321
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 2: Oh, the least number of orange?

1322
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 4: All right, scot our answers in this game is over.

1323
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 4: We're gonna hand on over the scoreboard to see how

1324
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 4: you both did with Jose I.

1325
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 3: Have got to correct today, So you got three?

1326
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 12: Sorry?

1327
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,760
Speaker 4: Nathan Edge g out by one there, let's get these

1328
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 4: answers in for everybody. Zane Malik celebrates a birthday today.

1329
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 4: He's better no, so mean to say he's better no

1330
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:28,919
Speaker 4: as a member of One Direction. Pandora is the home

1331
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 4: planet from the movie franchise Avatar. Avatar Fashion center of

1332
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 4: Italy is Milan. The ingredient that's the difference between pizza

1333
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 4: and flatbread is yeast. Yeast makes the bread rather than

1334
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 4: the you know, crackery. In Disney's Pinocchio, Jeppetto's cat is figuaro.

1335
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 4: And in the game Pac Band, the fruit worth the

1336
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 4: least of the points is cherries.

1337
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 2: You had, it's least.

1338
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 4: It's the most common one, but it's only where one

1339
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 4: hundred points. Melon is worth the most with a thousands.

1340
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 2: Interesting.

1341
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 4: So I'm Nathan the expert gamer already knew that question,

1342
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 4: of course, but unfortunately, Yeah, I can't give you any

1343
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 4: money here just for playing, though, we are going to

1344
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 4: give you a pair of tickets to Emerald City Comic Con.

1345
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 4: From meeting your favorite celebrity guests and comic creators to

1346
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 4: making the best memories of family and friends, Emerald City

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Speaker 4: Comic Con is the place to be. February twenty nine

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Speaker 4: through March third at the Seattle Convention Center. Tickets on

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Speaker 4: sale now at Emerald Citycomic coon dot com.

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Speaker 3: And there's always gaming stuff too.

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Speaker 1: I love comic con.

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Speaker 3: It's for everyone.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 2: Right, hey, Nathan, as we leave, do you want to,

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Speaker 2: you know, give us any more hidden talents?

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Speaker 9: Well, I'm gonna blanking everything out of my mind.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you must be good. Sleep.

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Speaker 4: It's great playing with you, Nathan. I'm not going to

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Speaker 4: remember this conversation in ten minutes.

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back to doing Brooks Bucks same time

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Speaker 7: On Monday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.