Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject my love life took an ugly turn. Wait till
Speaker 1: you guys here this letter right now. Nephew's out. Junior's
Speaker 1: in with today's Yeah, the guys, Nephews out. Junior's in
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What do you have for
Speaker 1: us today? Junior? I gotta do his nephew. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: with all my brilliant prankedness. Today's title prank is lit.
Speaker 1: You know it's that time of year. Yeah, y Wednesday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't matter to me. I'm pranking in it lit. Run
Speaker 1: a cat hell. Hey, I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah
Speaker 1: this man, I work at the post office with your wife.
Speaker 1: How you doing, bro, I'm doing all right? Everything cool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything good man? Everything good? Um. Like I say, my
Speaker 1: name is Cleff Man. I wanted to reach out and
Speaker 1: holt you about a couple of things. If you if
Speaker 1: you got a you gotta minute. Yeah, everything all right
Speaker 1: with my wife? Is something wrong or something? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, no, your wife good man, your wife good.
Speaker 1: I wanted to hit you up. Man. We've been working
Speaker 1: the post office quite a while. We've probably been in
Speaker 1: the same room a few times. Man, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you you remember meeting me or not, but but
Speaker 1: what I wanted to say, man, is trying to do
Speaker 1: better with my life dog and you know, just just
Speaker 1: trying to do better, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: you know, for for Lift, Man, I gave up a
Speaker 1: few things. You know what I'm saying. I just thought
Speaker 1: that would be a good thing, man, to try to
Speaker 1: do the things that matter the most, uh, that you
Speaker 1: addicted to, you know, you want to get rid of.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, at least for Lent is
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. You feel me Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of confused. But what they got to do with me, Well, basically, man,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm giving up for Lynt. You know, I decided
Speaker 1: to give up uh messing around with your wife, you know,
Speaker 1: because because hold on, man along, Man, I'm at work.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you've come back, but back up
Speaker 1: and rephrase everything you just said. Well, like I said, Man,
Speaker 1: for Lynn, I'm trying to I'm trying to give up
Speaker 1: stuff that I'm that I'm addicted to, you know, And
Speaker 1: I just what they got to do with me and
Speaker 1: my wife though and you. But that's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to tell you, Man, I'm trying to give up messing
Speaker 1: around with your wife for Lynn. I mean, that's what
Speaker 1: I have giving up. I've given up messing around with
Speaker 1: your wife for Lynn. Man, we're talking about man, messing
Speaker 1: around with my wife. Man, got no time for no games?
Speaker 1: Right now? Who this man? What's your name again? This
Speaker 1: is Cliff Man. I actually worked with her for the
Speaker 1: last ten or twelve years. But but what I wanted
Speaker 1: to really let you know is, you know, her schedule
Speaker 1: probably gonna change because what we used to be doing
Speaker 1: we ain't doing. So she's probably gonna be coming home
Speaker 1: a little bit earlier, things like that. But I don't
Speaker 1: I don't want you getting addicted to it, because you know,
Speaker 1: after Lynn is over, then you know we'll be back
Speaker 1: what we used to do. Man, What is you talking about? Man?
Speaker 1: How long is my wife's going to be home? In
Speaker 1: a minute, we're gonna talk about all this yip with me. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm about to go hold on, what what are you
Speaker 1: are you in the city right now? Can I can
Speaker 1: I meet with you right now? Cliff? Right Okay, but
Speaker 1: what don't what I'm trying to say? Well, like I'm
Speaker 1: telling me, I'm trying to do better. You know, I
Speaker 1: gave up trying to do better. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: bunch of to me. I got something for you and
Speaker 1: my wife? True? Okay, okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't
Speaker 1: you feeling me? Don't trying to do better? Though? I
Speaker 1: ain't feeling the thing you calling me telling me my wife?
Speaker 1: In fact, we need to meet up and talk about
Speaker 1: this face to face. Cliff, what you think here? We
Speaker 1: talk right now if you want to have a conversation. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you just tell me your address and me and my
Speaker 1: wife's gonna just come on over there. How about that
Speaker 1: and we all said down and have a little power.
Speaker 1: I don't know who thank you is, man, but me
Speaker 1: and my wife been together over fifteen years and we
Speaker 1: ain't never had no problems with no like this like
Speaker 1: the you're telling me on this phone. It sounds like
Speaker 1: a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody nick gonna
Speaker 1: today if the true? So what you need to do?
Speaker 1: You need to tell me your name, your number, and
Speaker 1: I don't know why you came from this block phone number.
Speaker 1: You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying the reason for the call was to let you know,
Speaker 1: you know, don't get used to her schedule because after Lett,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be back to the way it used to be.
Speaker 1: That's all the phone. What's the did you talking about?
Speaker 1: We'll getting? Uh not? What what's your what's your what's
Speaker 1: your what's your last name? Cliff? I'm gonna come find you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come see you, not Jack. My name is Cliff.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I work at the Cliff and I
Speaker 1: work at the post off his with So okay, well,
Speaker 1: how come you call from a block number? Cliff? What's
Speaker 1: your phone number? Man? Hey, man, listen, I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to have no confrontation with you. Man, it's already a confrontation.
Speaker 1: You can call my phone from a block number. I
Speaker 1: don't know you, you don't know me, and you're telling
Speaker 1: me you be my wife. Are you serious? Did you
Speaker 1: know she was married? I mean what you mean did
Speaker 1: you know it was man? Yes? Or no? I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: I know? I mean yeah, I knew she was married. Okay,
Speaker 1: what that is? You knew that from the jump, So
Speaker 1: that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump. So
Speaker 1: now I got to getting your Now, you just ConTroll
Speaker 1: out on yourself. So here regardless, I'm coming to see
Speaker 1: you today. Jack. Hey, and my name ain't Jack Man.
Speaker 1: My name Clill. But you're not. I'm not gonna look here.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I'm not trying to hand
Speaker 1: no confrontation. I just wanted you to be aware of
Speaker 1: the schedule. Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware of not Clill.
Speaker 1: Who the hell is you? Man? Another thing? Man, I
Speaker 1: want to like, I know, I know your tattoo on
Speaker 1: your name on her lower back. I've seen that. Uh
Speaker 1: it's a Dorsey right there. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, man, you're telling me you haven't
Speaker 1: seen the tattoo on her back? Is that what your
Speaker 1: lower back? Man? Right right right right on above a
Speaker 1: tail phone? Yeah, I've seen it, Dorsy. Your name Dorsey? Right? Man?
Speaker 1: Who is this man? What's your real name? Hey? Man?
Speaker 1: The dog? Calm down? Man? Are you are you cool down?
Speaker 1: You call my phone? Are you school with the schedule changing?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking. What are you cool with her
Speaker 1: schedule change? And you see what I'm saying. Her scars
Speaker 1: are gonna come back to normal once lint is over with.
Speaker 1: I gave up messing around with her for but not. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm not cool with a thing. I'm about to be
Speaker 1: cool in your face in a minute. And then tell
Speaker 1: me your name, tell me your number and your real address,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about our lists in person. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, what my name? What's your name? My name Tommy? Man? Okay,
Speaker 1: now we're getting somewhere. Tell me what I mean. I
Speaker 1: mean while you need my last name because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: to come see you. What you mean why I need
Speaker 1: your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody get in
Speaker 1: on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get in on the phone right now, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna settle this right now. Hold on, you're on the phone.
Speaker 1: Color color for real? Yeah? Tell me who what's you're
Speaker 1: scared up? Okay? Man? They called me nephew tim Oh
Speaker 1: who my name? Nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: What uh No, she didn't shut me up? Man, Your
Speaker 1: wife got me to prank call you man, she tells yourself.
Speaker 1: I left. I just left the house called him. Now
Speaker 1: that's why I stay as in the phone. It was
Speaker 1: over for you. Man. Y'all come on, man, y'all wrong
Speaker 1: for this man. This needs to be against the laud man. Man,
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio show
Speaker 1: in the land? Man Steve Harvey? Morning? So I guess,
Speaker 1: huh J what's I didn't found another email? Okay, here
Speaker 1: that's good prank time. Here here I found neother email.
Speaker 1: This is in response to the lady. They got mad
Speaker 1: at me because I told the man to divorce. The
Speaker 1: lady kept putting the Trump signs up in the yard.
Speaker 1: They're married. He tired them. Anyway, This lady said, I
Speaker 1: listened to your show every morning here in Savannah, Georgia.
Speaker 1: Even something. Now, I'm gonna read it just like it's written, y'all,
Speaker 1: even something twice. I am responded to the letter lady
Speaker 1: that wrote in and said she and six more listeners
Speaker 1: don't listen to your show no more. Well, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Who give a damn if she and the other don't
Speaker 1: listen to your show? Well maybe they're upset because their
Speaker 1: husband left. They funker ass because they support Trump, and
Speaker 1: little do they know Trump, don't give a rats about
Speaker 1: them anyway. So with that being said, how they feel
Speaker 1: and what they eat don't make you all me sugar
Speaker 1: hunted iced tea anyway. So I hope somebody run and
Speaker 1: tell them a good listener of show saying we don't
Speaker 1: give a flying retch about eagle Man. Thank you all
Speaker 1: for just having these rich moments for me. Coming up
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