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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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<v Speaker 1>subject my love life took an ugly turn. Wait till

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<v Speaker 1>you guys here this letter right now. Nephew's out. Junior's

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<v Speaker 1>in with today's Yeah, the guys, Nephews out. Junior's in

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<v Speaker 1>with today's prank phone call. What do you have for

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<v Speaker 1>us today? Junior? I gotta do his nephew. Uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with all my brilliant prankedness. Today's title prank is lit.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's that time of year. Yeah, y Wednesday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't matter to me. I'm pranking in it lit. Run

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<v Speaker 1>a cat hell. Hey, I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>this man, I work at the post office with your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing, bro, I'm doing all right? Everything cool? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everything good man? Everything good? Um. Like I say, my

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<v Speaker 1>name is Cleff Man. I wanted to reach out and

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<v Speaker 1>holt you about a couple of things. If you if

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<v Speaker 1>you got a you gotta minute. Yeah, everything all right

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<v Speaker 1>with my wife? Is something wrong or something? No? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, no, your wife good man, your wife good.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to hit you up. Man. We've been working

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<v Speaker 1>the post office quite a while. We've probably been in

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<v Speaker 1>the same room a few times. Man, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you you remember meeting me or not, but but

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<v Speaker 1>what I wanted to say, man, is trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>better with my life dog and you know, just just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do better, you know what I'm saying. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, for for Lift, Man, I gave up a

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<v Speaker 1>few things. You know what I'm saying. I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>that would be a good thing, man, to try to

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<v Speaker 1>do the things that matter the most, uh, that you

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<v Speaker 1>addicted to, you know, you want to get rid of.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, at least for Lent is

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to do. You feel me Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of confused. But what they got to do with me, Well, basically, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm giving up for Lynt. You know, I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to give up uh messing around with your wife, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because because hold on, man along, Man, I'm at work.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you've come back, but back up

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<v Speaker 1>and rephrase everything you just said. Well, like I said, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>for Lynn, I'm trying to I'm trying to give up

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that I'm that I'm addicted to, you know, And

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<v Speaker 1>I just what they got to do with me and

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<v Speaker 1>my wife though and you. But that's what I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you, Man, I'm trying to give up messing

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<v Speaker 1>around with your wife for Lynn. I mean, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I have giving up. I've given up messing around with

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<v Speaker 1>your wife for Lynn. Man, we're talking about man, messing

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<v Speaker 1>around with my wife. Man, got no time for no games?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? Who this man? What's your name again? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Cliff Man. I actually worked with her for the

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<v Speaker 1>last ten or twelve years. But but what I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to really let you know is, you know, her schedule

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<v Speaker 1>probably gonna change because what we used to be doing

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<v Speaker 1>we ain't doing. So she's probably gonna be coming home

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit earlier, things like that. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want you getting addicted to it, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>after Lynn is over, then you know we'll be back

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<v Speaker 1>what we used to do. Man, What is you talking about? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>How long is my wife's going to be home? In

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, we're gonna talk about all this yip with me. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to go hold on, what what are you

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<v Speaker 1>are you in the city right now? Can I can

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<v Speaker 1>I meet with you right now? Cliff? Right Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>what don't what I'm trying to say? Well, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling me, I'm trying to do better. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>gave up trying to do better. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of to me. I got something for you and

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<v Speaker 1>my wife? True? Okay, okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't

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<v Speaker 1>you feeling me? Don't trying to do better? Though? I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't feeling the thing you calling me telling me my wife?

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, we need to meet up and talk about

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<v Speaker 1>this face to face. Cliff, what you think here? We

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<v Speaker 1>talk right now if you want to have a conversation. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you just tell me your address and me and my

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<v Speaker 1>wife's gonna just come on over there. How about that

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<v Speaker 1>and we all said down and have a little power.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who thank you is, man, but me

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<v Speaker 1>and my wife been together over fifteen years and we

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<v Speaker 1>ain't never had no problems with no like this like

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<v Speaker 1>the you're telling me on this phone. It sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody nick gonna

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<v Speaker 1>today if the true? So what you need to do?

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<v Speaker 1>You need to tell me your name, your number, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why you came from this block phone number.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man. What I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying the reason for the call was to let you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, don't get used to her schedule because after Lett,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be back to the way it used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all the phone. What's the did you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll getting? Uh not? What what's your what's your what's

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<v Speaker 1>your what's your last name? Cliff? I'm gonna come find you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna come see you, not Jack. My name is Cliff.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I work at the Cliff and I

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<v Speaker 1>work at the post off his with So okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how come you call from a block number? Cliff? What's

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<v Speaker 1>your phone number? Man? Hey, man, listen, I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to have no confrontation with you. Man, it's already a confrontation.

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<v Speaker 1>You can call my phone from a block number. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know you, you don't know me, and you're telling

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<v Speaker 1>me you be my wife. Are you serious? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know she was married? I mean what you mean did

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<v Speaker 1>you know it was man? Yes? Or no? I mean yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know? I mean yeah, I knew she was married. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what that is? You knew that from the jump, So

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<v Speaker 1>that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump. So

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<v Speaker 1>now I got to getting your Now, you just ConTroll

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<v Speaker 1>out on yourself. So here regardless, I'm coming to see

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<v Speaker 1>you today. Jack. Hey, and my name ain't Jack Man.

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<v Speaker 1>My name Clill. But you're not. I'm not gonna look here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know. I'm not trying to hand

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<v Speaker 1>no confrontation. I just wanted you to be aware of

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<v Speaker 1>the schedule. Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware of not Clill.

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<v Speaker 1>Who the hell is you? Man? Another thing? Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to like, I know, I know your tattoo on

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<v Speaker 1>your name on her lower back. I've seen that. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>it's a Dorsey right there. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, man, you're telling me you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen the tattoo on her back? Is that what your

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<v Speaker 1>lower back? Man? Right right right right on above a

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<v Speaker 1>tail phone? Yeah, I've seen it, Dorsy. Your name Dorsey? Right? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this man? What's your real name? Hey? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>The dog? Calm down? Man? Are you are you cool down?

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<v Speaker 1>You call my phone? Are you school with the schedule changing?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm asking. What are you cool with her

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<v Speaker 1>schedule change? And you see what I'm saying. Her scars

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna come back to normal once lint is over with.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave up messing around with her for but not. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not cool with a thing. I'm about to be

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<v Speaker 1>cool in your face in a minute. And then tell

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<v Speaker 1>me your name, tell me your number and your real address,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna talk about our lists in person. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, what my name? What's your name? My name Tommy? Man? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now we're getting somewhere. Tell me what I mean. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean while you need my last name because I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>to come see you. What you mean why I need

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<v Speaker 1>your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody get in

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get in on the phone right now, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna settle this right now. Hold on, you're on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Color color for real? Yeah? Tell me who what's you're

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<v Speaker 1>scared up? Okay? Man? They called me nephew tim Oh

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<v Speaker 1>who my name? Nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>What uh No, she didn't shut me up? Man, Your

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<v Speaker 1>wife got me to prank call you man, she tells yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I left. I just left the house called him. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I stay as in the phone. It was

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<v Speaker 1>over for you. Man. Y'all come on, man, y'all wrong

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<v Speaker 1>for this man. This needs to be against the laud man. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 1>in the land? Man Steve Harvey? Morning? So I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>huh J what's I didn't found another email? Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>that's good prank time. Here here I found neother email.

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<v Speaker 1>This is in response to the lady. They got mad

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<v Speaker 1>at me because I told the man to divorce. The

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<v Speaker 1>lady kept putting the Trump signs up in the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>They're married. He tired them. Anyway, This lady said, I

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<v Speaker 1>listened to your show every morning here in Savannah, Georgia.

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<v Speaker 1>Even something. Now, I'm gonna read it just like it's written, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>even something twice. I am responded to the letter lady

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<v Speaker 1>that wrote in and said she and six more listeners

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<v Speaker 1>don't listen to your show no more. Well, I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Who give a damn if she and the other don't

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<v Speaker 1>listen to your show? Well maybe they're upset because their

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<v Speaker 1>husband left. They funker ass because they support Trump, and

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<v Speaker 1>little do they know Trump, don't give a rats about

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<v Speaker 1>them anyway. So with that being said, how they feel

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<v Speaker 1>and what they eat don't make you all me sugar

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<v Speaker 1>hunted iced tea anyway. So I hope somebody run and

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<v Speaker 1>tell them a good listener of show saying we don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a flying retch about eagle Man. Thank you all

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<v Speaker 1>for just having these rich moments for me. Coming up

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<v Speaker 1>next it is the Strawberry Letter for Today. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into its subject. My love life took an ugly turn

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<v Speaker 1>right after this