1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 1: subject my love life took an ugly turn. Wait till 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: you guys here this letter right now. Nephew's out. Junior's 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:18,439 Speaker 1: in with today's Yeah, the guys, Nephews out. Junior's in 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What do you have for 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,439 Speaker 1: us today? Junior? I gotta do his nephew. Uh, you know, 8 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:32,160 Speaker 1: with all my brilliant prankedness. Today's title prank is lit. 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,160 Speaker 1: You know it's that time of year. Yeah, y Wednesday. Yeah, 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 1: don't matter to me. I'm pranking in it lit. Run 11 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:44,200 Speaker 1: a cat hell. Hey, I'm trying to reach Dorsey. Yeah 12 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: this man, I work at the post office with your wife. 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: How you doing, bro, I'm doing all right? Everything cool? Yeah, 14 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,120 Speaker 1: everything good man? Everything good? Um. Like I say, my 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: name is Cleff Man. I wanted to reach out and 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: holt you about a couple of things. If you if 17 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: you got a you gotta minute. Yeah, everything all right 18 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: with my wife? Is something wrong or something? No? No, no, no, 19 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: no no, no, your wife good man, your wife good. 20 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: I wanted to hit you up. Man. We've been working 21 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 1: the post office quite a while. We've probably been in 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: the same room a few times. Man, I don't know 23 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: if you you remember meeting me or not, but but 24 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: what I wanted to say, man, is trying to do 25 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:22,120 Speaker 1: better with my life dog and you know, just just 26 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,199 Speaker 1: trying to do better, you know what I'm saying. So 27 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: you know, for for Lift, Man, I gave up a 28 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: few things. You know what I'm saying. I just thought 29 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 1: that would be a good thing, man, to try to 30 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: do the things that matter the most, uh, that you 31 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 1: addicted to, you know, you want to get rid of. 32 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, at least for Lent is 33 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. You feel me Okay, I'm 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: kind of confused. But what they got to do with me, Well, basically, man, 35 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: I'm I'm giving up for Lynt. You know, I decided 36 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: to give up uh messing around with your wife, you know, 37 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: because because hold on, man along, Man, I'm at work. 38 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: I don't know what you've come back, but back up 39 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: and rephrase everything you just said. Well, like I said, Man, 40 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: for Lynn, I'm trying to I'm trying to give up 41 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: stuff that I'm that I'm addicted to, you know, And 42 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: I just what they got to do with me and 43 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 1: my wife though and you. But that's what I'm trying 44 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: to tell you, Man, I'm trying to give up messing 45 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: around with your wife for Lynn. I mean, that's what 46 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: I have giving up. I've given up messing around with 47 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: your wife for Lynn. Man, we're talking about man, messing 48 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: around with my wife. Man, got no time for no games? 49 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: Right now? Who this man? What's your name again? This 50 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: is Cliff Man. I actually worked with her for the 51 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: last ten or twelve years. But but what I wanted 52 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,600 Speaker 1: to really let you know is, you know, her schedule 53 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: probably gonna change because what we used to be doing 54 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: we ain't doing. So she's probably gonna be coming home 55 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: a little bit earlier, things like that. But I don't 56 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: I don't want you getting addicted to it, because you know, 57 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,799 Speaker 1: after Lynn is over, then you know we'll be back 58 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: what we used to do. Man, What is you talking about? Man? 59 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: How long is my wife's going to be home? In 60 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: a minute, we're gonna talk about all this yip with me. Man, 61 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: I'm about to go hold on, what what are you 62 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: are you in the city right now? Can I can 63 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: I meet with you right now? Cliff? Right Okay, but 64 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: what don't what I'm trying to say? Well, like I'm 65 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: telling me, I'm trying to do better. You know, I 66 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 1: gave up trying to do better. That sounds like a 67 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: bunch of to me. I got something for you and 68 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,640 Speaker 1: my wife? True? Okay, okay, okay, man, I mean, ain't 69 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:25,359 Speaker 1: you feeling me? Don't trying to do better? Though? I 70 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,799 Speaker 1: ain't feeling the thing you calling me telling me my wife? 71 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: In fact, we need to meet up and talk about 72 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,640 Speaker 1: this face to face. Cliff, what you think here? We 73 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: talk right now if you want to have a conversation. No, no, no, 74 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: you just tell me your address and me and my 75 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: wife's gonna just come on over there. How about that 76 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: and we all said down and have a little power. 77 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: I don't know who thank you is, man, but me 78 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: and my wife been together over fifteen years and we 79 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: ain't never had no problems with no like this like 80 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: the you're telling me on this phone. It sounds like 81 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: a bunch of crazy to me. But somebody nick gonna 82 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: today if the true? So what you need to do? 83 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,119 Speaker 1: You need to tell me your name, your number, and 84 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: I don't know why you came from this block phone number. 85 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: You hear me, man, I'm hearing you. Man. What I'm 86 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: saying the reason for the call was to let you know, 87 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: you know, don't get used to her schedule because after Lett, 88 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: it's gonna be back to the way it used to be. 89 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 1: That's all the phone. What's the did you talking about? 90 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: We'll getting? Uh not? What what's your what's your what's 91 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: your what's your last name? Cliff? I'm gonna come find you. 92 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come see you, not Jack. My name is Cliff. 93 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,359 Speaker 1: Like I said, I work at the Cliff and I 94 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: work at the post off his with So okay, well, 95 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: how come you call from a block number? Cliff? What's 96 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,720 Speaker 1: your phone number? Man? Hey, man, listen, I'm not trying 97 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 1: to have no confrontation with you. Man, it's already a confrontation. 98 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 1: You can call my phone from a block number. I 99 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: don't know you, you don't know me, and you're telling 100 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 1: me you be my wife. Are you serious? Did you 101 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: know she was married? I mean what you mean did 102 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 1: you know it was man? Yes? Or no? I mean yeah, 103 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: I know? I mean yeah, I knew she was married. Okay, 104 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: what that is? You knew that from the jump, So 105 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: that means you've been disrespecting me from the jump. So 106 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: now I got to getting your Now, you just ConTroll 107 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: out on yourself. So here regardless, I'm coming to see 108 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 1: you today. Jack. Hey, and my name ain't Jack Man. 109 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: My name Clill. But you're not. I'm not gonna look here. 110 00:05:20,839 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I'm not trying to hand 111 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: no confrontation. I just wanted you to be aware of 112 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: the schedule. Yeah, okay, I'm definitely aware of not Clill. 113 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 1: Who the hell is you? Man? Another thing? Man, I 114 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,359 Speaker 1: want to like, I know, I know your tattoo on 115 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: your name on her lower back. I've seen that. Uh 116 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 1: it's a Dorsey right there. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa? 117 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,839 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, man, you're telling me you haven't 118 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: seen the tattoo on her back? Is that what your 119 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 1: lower back? Man? Right right right right on above a 120 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: tail phone? Yeah, I've seen it, Dorsy. Your name Dorsey? Right? Man? 121 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: Who is this man? What's your real name? Hey? Man? 122 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 1: The dog? Calm down? Man? Are you are you cool down? 123 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 1: You call my phone? Are you school with the schedule changing? 124 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking. What are you cool with her 125 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,239 Speaker 1: schedule change? And you see what I'm saying. Her scars 126 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: are gonna come back to normal once lint is over with. 127 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 1: I gave up messing around with her for but not. Man, 128 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: I'm not cool with a thing. I'm about to be 129 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: cool in your face in a minute. And then tell 130 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 1: me your name, tell me your number and your real address, 131 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,160 Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about our lists in person. Okay, 132 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 1: all right, what my name? What's your name? My name Tommy? Man? Okay, 133 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: now we're getting somewhere. Tell me what I mean. I 134 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: mean while you need my last name because I'm gonna 135 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: to come see you. What you mean why I need 136 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: your last name? Hold on? Hold on, somebody get in 137 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: on the phone. Hey, hold on, don't go nowhere. We're 138 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: gonna get in on the phone right now, and we're 139 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: gonna settle this right now. Hold on, you're on the phone. 140 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,160 Speaker 1: Color color for real? Yeah? Tell me who what's you're 141 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: scared up? Okay? Man? They called me nephew tim Oh 142 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: who my name? Nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show. 143 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:15,880 Speaker 1: What uh No, she didn't shut me up? Man, Your 144 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 1: wife got me to prank call you man, she tells yourself. 145 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: I left. I just left the house called him. Now 146 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 1: that's why I stay as in the phone. It was 147 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,720 Speaker 1: over for you. Man. Y'all come on, man, y'all wrong 148 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: for this man. This needs to be against the laud man. Man, 149 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,119 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest radio show 150 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: in the land? Man Steve Harvey? Morning? So I guess, 151 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: huh J what's I didn't found another email? Okay, here 152 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 1: that's good prank time. Here here I found neother email. 153 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: This is in response to the lady. They got mad 154 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: at me because I told the man to divorce. The 155 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: lady kept putting the Trump signs up in the yard. 156 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: They're married. He tired them. Anyway, This lady said, I 157 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: listened to your show every morning here in Savannah, Georgia. 158 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,679 Speaker 1: Even something. Now, I'm gonna read it just like it's written, y'all, 159 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: even something twice. I am responded to the letter lady 160 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 1: that wrote in and said she and six more listeners 161 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: don't listen to your show no more. Well, I'm with you. 162 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: Who give a damn if she and the other don't 163 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 1: listen to your show? Well maybe they're upset because their 164 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: husband left. They funker ass because they support Trump, and 165 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,160 Speaker 1: little do they know Trump, don't give a rats about 166 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 1: them anyway. So with that being said, how they feel 167 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:53,040 Speaker 1: and what they eat don't make you all me sugar 168 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:57,400 Speaker 1: hunted iced tea anyway. So I hope somebody run and 169 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: tell them a good listener of show saying we don't 170 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 1: give a flying retch about eagle Man. Thank you all 171 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:10,120 Speaker 1: for just having these rich moments for me. Coming up 172 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: next it is the Strawberry Letter for Today. We'll get 173 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,839 Speaker 1: into its subject. My love life took an ugly turn 174 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:16,680 Speaker 1: right after this