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Speaker 1: of Thanks Dad, coming to You Live from It's not

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Speaker 1: coming to You Live. It's not coming to you Live.

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Speaker 1: I've already lied to you and that for that, I apologize.

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Speaker 1: We're doing too much. I mean, as a collective, we're

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Speaker 1: doing too much. I want you to really consider this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what we can do about it, but

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Speaker 1: we're doing too much. You know that Luther Vandros song

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Speaker 1: This is too much. I don't know. Maybe there is one.

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Speaker 1: I have to look it up on my streaming platform.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, we have got too much going on. The

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Speaker 1: other day, I was at the airport. I'm always at

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Speaker 1: I'm just you should know. I'm a person who likes

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Speaker 1: I allowed to say make America fishing again? Guys? Me

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Speaker 1: I love you all? Why we have so many? There's

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Speaker 1: definitely gonna like that. I hope it's happening eighth grade. Okay, Mateo, Yes,

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Speaker 1: is a comedian and actor whose latest special, The Aldente Special,

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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, Mateo. I'm so glad you're here.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy to be here. I was so excited.

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Speaker 2: When they're like, do you want to do them? I'm like, yes,

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Speaker 2: What I usually try and get a hotel has room

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Speaker 2: all the horrible comedy condos and cockroaches and sleeping on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I can swear right.

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Speaker 3: So you can hang out and have a good time.

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Speaker 1: about the hotel thing as a person who hotels. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to other options, Yeah, I'm always like, get me near

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Speaker 1: Do you have to respect that delusion? I respect it.

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Speaker 2: machine like Darth Vader, more machine now than man.

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Speaker 1: Wait do you use SPT?

434
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,240
Speaker 2: No? No, I used it like when it first came out,

435
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,040
Speaker 2: and you know, you would type like my relationship blah blah.

436
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,639
Speaker 2: You know, and it does. But the thing is, I

437
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,040
Speaker 2: started noticing it's too supportive, Like I could literally be like,

438
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,560
Speaker 2: well I burn someone's car and they're like, and that

439
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,960
Speaker 2: was tough for you. I'm like, no, that wasn't tough

440
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,639
Speaker 2: for men.

441
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 1: They don't have a car.

442
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, So no, I don't use Also, it's bad. I

443
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,640
Speaker 2: don't like that. It's you know, where the money goes,

444
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,520
Speaker 2: how it stops. I'm just like, nah, I'll just rely

445
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,800
Speaker 2: on my I'll rely on my own brain.

446
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,040
Speaker 1: How do you Okay? Well, how do you hear? I

447
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,960
Speaker 1: know that though, when you're like, okay, when the money

448
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,760
Speaker 1: goes like the ethics of anything else you spend money on.

449
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,080
Speaker 2: A bit frustrating because I feel like everything I do

450
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 2: now they're like, well that goes here.

451
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I'm i gonna limit a tree.

452
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,159
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do, like like they're all

453
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,840
Speaker 2: just shitty. Then the world's shitty, Like I don't want

454
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,080
Speaker 2: my money going to these things.

455
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:19,720
Speaker 3: I think it's so unfair and stupid.

456
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,720
Speaker 1: I know how much control, Like do you keep yourself

457
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,600
Speaker 1: up at night thinking about it? Because I'm like how much?

458
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 1: I can only control so much and I can be

459
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,680
Speaker 1: I can only be mindful of so much, and I'm

460
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,760
Speaker 1: trying my best.

461
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,080
Speaker 2: Well, I think that that's the illusion of social media,

462
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,280
Speaker 2: as when you know, like Frandly but would set it best,

463
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,639
Speaker 2: Like you could be in front of the taj Mahal,

464
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,400
Speaker 2: but if you're looking at your phone, that's where you are,

465
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:42,240
Speaker 2: so you sort of forget that reality exists around you.

466
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,679
Speaker 2: You've curated this whole existence in your phone, and it

467
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:48,560
Speaker 2: becomes very well one we're addicted to it. But also

468
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 2: I think that the phone makes you feel like every

469
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,440
Speaker 2: problem happening on earth simultaneously is your responsibility because it's

470
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 2: right in front of you. I think there has to

471
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 2: be a kind of step back and like, okay, what

472
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 2: can I do that, you know, a small step, you know,

473
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 2: But also how am I keeping myself sort of centered?

474
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 2: You know?

475
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 3: And I think humans aren't meant to know this much.

476
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 2: I don't think that humans were meant to know like

477
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 2: is my mom okay to have food for tomorrow, you know,

478
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 2: just sort of evolutionary speaking, And so now it's like

479
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,400
Speaker 2: every problem is swarming at us at the same time.

480
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 2: So of course people are like I'm just gonna do

481
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 2: ketymine this weekend, or I'm just gonna eat every pill, like,

482
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 2: you know, just because it's hard, you know. I think

483
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 2: the good sign is that it innately means that people

484
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:33,040
Speaker 2: want good things. I think in reality, people deep down

485
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 2: want things to be good, want to be a good person,

486
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 2: want these things. But I think it becomes so muffled

487
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,160
Speaker 2: with just the pressure of like I have to take

488
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,160
Speaker 2: care of every single thing that's ever happened on the earth,

489
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,679
Speaker 2: and it's like it's not physically possible. So do what

490
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 2: you can do in your own life, do what you

491
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 2: can do to help your community, you know, give, if

492
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,399
Speaker 2: there's charities you can give to, if there's things that

493
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 2: you can donate to where you can see where your

494
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 2: money's going in your local neighborhood.

495
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,400
Speaker 3: Okay, that's like a really good step. That's where people

496
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 3: really should do.

497
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's but it's hard to navigate because

498
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,679
Speaker 2: it's in your phone, it's in your face, and you

499
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 2: feel this pressure and you're like, oh, I'm so stressed.

500
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 1: Out, yes, so overstimulated, and you're like, I'm not doing enough.

501
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm not doing enough. I could be doing more. I

502
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,199
Speaker 1: should be doing more.

503
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 2: And then but that's also the trick is like the

504
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 2: people that we are supposedly are in charge, they're supposed

505
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 2: to be taking care of those things and doing the

506
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,439
Speaker 2: right things, but they don't do the right thing is

507
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 2: and they send them money to the wrong things, and

508
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 2: so it's like you're even more responsibility. Have tricked us

509
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 2: to make it think it's our fault and our responsibility. No,

510
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 2: that's your responsibility, do the right thing. The piece of shit.

511
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 3: I hate everyone. That's why I play Fortnite every night.

512
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: To kind of zone out. You do Fortnite inside cream.

513
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 3: And I play Fortnite. I don't I can't do any drugs.

514
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: I'm so to like even if I smoke weed, I'm

515
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:44,719
Speaker 2: just like, I'm just like in a director's chair like kids. Like,

516
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm just like, I can't do it. I drink once

517
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 2: every four months, Like I'll have a drink.

518
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm just what's your beverage of choice? Would you do? Drink?

519
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: If I drink, if I'm in Italia, I'll have an

520
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 2: apparol spriss. You're gonna say that, oh white woman, that shit.

521
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 2: I'll smoke a cigarette and sprits and like it's sexy

522
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 2: here and yeah, and then maybe I'm like a spicy margarita.

523
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: Oh love with Tahen, Oh with tahen.

524
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,439
Speaker 1: The way I'll be putting tahin on my fruit at home, Okay.

525
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,919
Speaker 2: The best way to have t heen is mango, and

526
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 2: then you cut it up good mango and you pour

527
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: tyhen and squeeze lime on it. Have you done this?

528
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 1: You know I have because I lived in La for

529
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: twelve years and I would get it from the carts

530
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: and I'd watch them freak it. And I'm like all

531
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: the little fruits, the lime, the t hayne. That's like

532
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 1: my favorite little tree. I love so good. Okay, but

533
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: speaking of the overstimulated social media, every problem is right

534
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 1: there in front of us, and thus all of the

535
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: problems are our problems right now all the time. I feel,

536
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 1: as I've said, over stimulated. I feel that way about

537
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: like even the number of accounts I follow. Do you

538
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: feel that? Especially doing comedy and we meet so many

539
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: people that you want to keep in touch with. But

540
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: then you're like, I met you one time and I

541
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: really liked you, and I really liked our conversation. But

542
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, and now I'm seeing your mother in

543
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: law and don't I don't even know you. I'll be

544
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: on my phone. I'm like, who the fuck is this?

545
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know you, and I'm seeing your

546
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: extended family and friends? Yeah, what do I do? This

547
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 1: is not We're gonna get to a segment about me.

548
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: Is a crazy thing about me asking this question right now.

549
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: But I'm like, how do you handle do you follow people?

550
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: Do you have rules around following people?

551
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: I mean, Para Session and I were literally just talking

552
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 2: about this the other week. I I think some it

553
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 2: depends on where my mental state. If I'm really stressed

554
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 2: out during the day, like I will.

555
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,360
Speaker 3: Scroll, I'll doom scroll more.

556
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 2: Okay, and that's when I start getting stressed out, and

557
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 2: like then I start thinking to myself, like, who cares

558
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 2: about this baby shower? I don't know who this person is.

559
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 2: I met them in twenty sixteen, but now I can't

560
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 2: unfollow them because I follow They were on my original followings,

561
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 2: and if I unfollow them, they look like I'm like,

562
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 2: that's not what I mean. You know, Uh yeah, I don't, no,

563
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,360
Speaker 2: and that if I'm like feeling strong, then I don't,

564
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 2: cause then i'm and then I want to know you

565
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: don't or screenshots into the group chat.

566
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 3: Okay, that kind of stuff.

567
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 2: You know, it depends on the day right now.

568
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: No, But so okay, if someone have you been in

569
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: a situation where someone comes up to and is like

570
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: you're at an event, you kind of briefly talk, or

571
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: maybe they're a fan of yours, but maybe you're peers

572
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: to some extent you don't know them well, and they're like,

573
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to follow you right now. And have you

574
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 1: felt pressure in that moment to be like, I'm going

575
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 1: to follow you, but I have to follow you back.

576
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 2: I don't know that I've had that situation. There's been

577
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 2: times where I've asked people, yeah, you know, and maybe

578
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 2: they were like they didn't want me to follow them.

579
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 3: Maybe they maybe they were going, Now.

580
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 2: I'm going through a crisis, like did I force someone

581
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 2: to follow me? I'm that guy, Like, yeah, I don't

582
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: really go out much, but if i'm if I'm somewhere

583
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 2: and I see somebody, and you know, sometimes you are

584
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 2: following you're friends with somebody, or you respect someone, you're

585
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 2: not following them, and then you're like ashamed of yourself, yes,

586
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: feel like a peer or something. Yeah, then I'm like,

587
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's ridiculous. I'll follow you right now.

588
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 2: Let's exchange phone numbers. Blah blah blah. I've done that,

589
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: but I don't think I've had it where someone's like,

590
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: let's follow to their now right now.

591
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: I need to see I need to see it happen

592
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 1: right now. I've had strange experiences like that, but I

593
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: know people mean well, But I am also like, when

594
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: I think about how overstimulated I am, I'll get in

595
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: my head about that. I'm like, but is this a

596
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: good idea? It feels so deep to me. I'm like,

597
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: but I don't do we do we need to? Is

598
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: it too soon is it the right time?

599
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 2: I also love it you and I are talking about

600
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 2: this and none of the suggestions have been put our

601
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,479
Speaker 2: phone down. Oh, I mean like I think we just

602
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 2: need to put our phone, like I need to get

603
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 2: back into like something like I should just go back

604
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 2: to it. Like it's so hard you just be on

605
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 2: your phone. And sometimes I'm so saying there with my

606
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 2: ide okay, it can't be.

607
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 1: Too far from you. The same thank.

608
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 2: You the Simpsons when Lisa we became friends with those cool

609
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 2: kids and the glued shells all.

610
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 1: Over your car, you know's I'll tell you what this case.

611
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: I was not an iPhone case person because I was like,

612
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: just be careful with your phone.

613
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 3: Just be a care problem. And I still refuse.

614
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 2: I know, it's cool, it's hip.

615
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,479
Speaker 1: It's crap, is it?

616
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 2: Because everyone and people when I say, judge you for

617
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: not having a case.

618
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 1: On your phone, Well that's why I got one. I

619
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: got one because of the judgement. And I was like,

620
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: I'm tired of people commenting. So now all my cases

621
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: are always the most ridiculous. There's like a Bailey Hicaba

622
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: case that is like a piece of art and it's

623
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: a big, bulky case like big bulky, I will have

624
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: to send a picture, ok And I'm like, I'm this

625
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 1: is my response to people telling me I need a case.

626
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: It's got to be some insane thing that honestly makes

627
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 1: it inconvenient in some way.

628
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 2: You're seeking revenge on these people through your iPhone cases,

629
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 2: but only inconveniencing yourself.

630
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 3: And they're still giving you a shocking answer.

631
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah they are every time. I'm gonna sort it today.

632
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: I like didn't have the case on when I woke up,

633
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: and right before I left good it felt great. I'm like,

634
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: without the case, it's so sexy. But maybe I should

635
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: get the biggest case I can find and then we

636
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,719
Speaker 1: can put the fucking phone.

637
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 3: Basically, I don't want this thing.

638
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 2: Here's my case. Take a picture.

639
00:27:50,560 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys insist that I get a case. Where

640
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 1: do you fall in the sibling lineup? That's something I

641
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: wanted to ask.

642
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 3: I'm the youngest of three or each one year apart.

643
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 3: How many are you out of.

644
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm out of four?

645
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 2: Okay, nice, Okay, So but I felt like I was

646
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 2: out of like at least fifteen. I mean, I grew

647
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 2: up next to my cousins and they're all the same

648
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: age as us, So it was like it was communal raising,

649
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 2: so to speak. So I don't always feel the youngest,

650
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 2: like my cousin Brian to me is still the youngest,

651
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 2: but in my home, I was the youngest.

652
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: Okay, when you say communal raising, were your aunts and

653
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: uncles allowed to discipline you? Yeah?

654
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

655
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: Were they allowed to discipline me? What?

656
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm hosting a podcast, I have to act like what

657
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: course of course?

658
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 2: I know my mother and her sisters are Italian, and yeah,

659
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 2: do they discipline. Yeah, my aunt Cindy was basically my

660
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: other mom. I wasn't gonna fuck up in front of her.

661
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: She fucking take care of that shit quick. That's a

662
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 2: I know.

663
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: Listen, I have to try to No.

664
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 2: I love that question, you love it so much, so

665
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: fucking ridiculous.

666
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?

667
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: Because I just grew up in a home where'm like,

668
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: I couldn't fathom them not disciplining me. I couldn't that being.

669
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: Like, mateo is my sister's responsibility. I'll tell my I'll

670
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: report back to my sister what he did, and she'll

671
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: handle it like no, you.

672
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 2: Get you get disciplined, and the report So then I

673
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: get disciplined again when I get home.

674
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: Ship would you have it any other way?

675
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: No? I am. I I talked to my aunt Cindy

676
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: every single day. Yeah, are you joking? Like?

677
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: These are my best friends.

678
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 2: That's the thing is when you grow up with that

679
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 2: kind of house like you, you just stay so close

680
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 2: to each other. I talk to my cousins every single day.

681
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 2: I talk to my aunt and uncle. I mean, I

682
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 2: just talked to every I talk to my grandparents. I

683
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: can't believe they're still alive. I tell them every week,

684
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, how are you two not dead yet?

685
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 3: They just laugh?

686
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: How old?

687
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 3: They're ninety?

688
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: Nice?

689
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: They're ninety and they're My nana wants the air conditioning

690
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: on in her basement even in January. So I said,

691
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, you two are alive because you're cryogenically freezing yourself.

692
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 3: You're not doing anything healthy.

693
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: And I said, you're just cryogenically freezing yourself and avoiding

694
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 2: the sun. And then YouTube does it you guys like

695
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: a vampire?

696
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: It's yeah, she like it's vibrants.

697
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 2: They're very mentally there. So I can call my nana

698
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: and be like, hey, how like talk to my grandma

699
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 2: and like She's completely there. She's all the celebrity gossip,

700
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 2: like she knows everything. She called me an Antacole Smith died.

701
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: It was in the middle of class, like, oh my god,

702
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: my grandma's calling my grandma what is it? And Anicle

703
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: Smith died, I'm calling Kelly like it was like she knows.

704
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 2: She was like our Star magazine. But yeah, my grandpa too.

705
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,719
Speaker 2: So they're just they're mentally there, but their bodies are

706
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 2: physically going.

707
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: Okay, when you talk about gossip with your nana, what's

708
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: the latest gossip she's giving.

709
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: You, Well, she's really Her favorite show is My Thousand

710
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 2: Pounds Sister. Okay, like the two thousand Pounds Sisters.

711
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: Made up because I'm like, I can't keep up with

712
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: all the show names. My six hundred pound life. There

713
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: was the Biggest Loser, there.

714
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: Was the Biggest Loser, and the webisode teach you about

715
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 2: losing weight, and then they just fully went into here's

716
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 2: what someone who doesn't want to lose weight was great.

717
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 2: And now there's sisters who one of them I think

718
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 2: did lose weight because my cousin Kelly got them. My

719
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 2: cameo to announce her their pregnancy to my grandma so

720
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 2: she went over to my grandma's house and she's like,

721
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: look and that the Thousand Nuns Sisters, like Kelly's pregnant,

722
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 2: like they that's her favorite show. And I said to her,

723
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: I said, if I if you told me when I

724
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: was a kid that I could have eaten whatever I

725
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: wanted and gotten married and been on TV, I would

726
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: I had a whole different line.

727
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: It would have been easier, I know, far less to

728
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: her favorite show.

729
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: She loves that. She loves. Game of Thrones is her

730
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: ultimate favorite show. She's obsessed with John Snow, she's a mug.

731
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 2: She met him, and she loves the Sopranos. I mean,

732
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: she's obsessed with the sopranos. She loves, you know, my

733
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 2: ninety day fiance.

734
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, dang, she's really with it. You weren't lying. What's

735
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: your grandfather's vibe?

736
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 2: He went blind at five and he became a judge,

737
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 2: and he is basically the center of my life. I mean,

738
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: my grandpa and I are really close. And you know

739
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 2: I mean close was because obviously we're Italian, but my

740
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 2: job was to walk him around the block every single day,

741
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: so you know, you hold your arm, and we just

742
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 2: became instantly close. I think out of all the grandkids

743
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 2: and I are just extremely close. And yeah, he's like

744
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 2: a father figured to me in a lot of ways.

745
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: And uh, but he's very sweet. He get he we

746
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: make fun of him, like, you know, he'll run into

747
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: a wall, but like there's a wall anyways. I was

748
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 2: saying that John, you know, like we're so used to it,

749
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: like I forget he's blind sometimes. Yeah, but yeah, so

750
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: I love my grandpa is the best, and he has

751
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: a great sense of humor.

752
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 3: I mean he's surrounded by chaos. There's just so many

753
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 3: of us.

754
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you think you got your sense of humor?

755
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 3: My aunt Cindy, No question.

756
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, ninety nine percent of what I do on stage

757
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 2: is just how that's how my whole family they're like

758
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 2: my whole family's that way. We sit around giant tables.

759
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 2: Was like fifteen of us, and it's just about being funny.

760
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 2: You can't watch TV, you can't be on your phone,

761
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 2: you can't. So I'm five years old and all we have.

762
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 2: You have to got to keep up with these adults.

763
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: And my Auntsy he's so funny. Like there's lines I

764
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: use in my act that my aunt Cindy said, to.

765
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: Me, that's incredible funny, that's incredible. So your so this

766
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: your Ancidenty's your mom's sister then right, and then on

767
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: your dad's side, more cousins there that you're super close

768
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: with him.

769
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 2: No, I love my dad's family, but it's just culturally

770
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: very different than my mom's family. They're just very like

771
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 2: my dad has uh he's one of four. And I

772
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 2: love my aunts and uncles. But I see them maybe

773
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 2: like once a few years. We would see them once

774
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 2: a year growing up. I saw his parents before they

775
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: passed maybe a few times my whole life, like they

776
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 2: moved to California, just like a different existence. So like

777
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 2: I didn't get like any kind of in between with families.

778
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,959
Speaker 2: I got either the most extreme. I see them every

779
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 2: single day. They every part of your life. They're every

780
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: decision you make, they're always in your house. They're always

781
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: or like kind of strangers, you know, And I love

782
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: my dance. It's just but that's just not they didn't

783
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 2: grow up like my mom. You can't Italians, and just

784
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 2: it's too Contesse's.

785
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: I love your life, it's too much, you know what

786
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: I mean?

787
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: Like I never had the grandma's like let's go bake

788
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 2: cookies in the oven. Like that was not my grammar either.

789
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: It was just intensity all the time.

790
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: But the holidays sounded fun? Were they fun? They would

791
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: sounded like they were fun. They were, so do you

792
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: still look forward to them? You know? People are like

793
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: I kind of dread the holidays with my family, and

794
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: like that dread sort of grows with age.

795
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: Now love, but you have to understand, like holidays usually

796
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 2: for most families are like, let's get the family together.

797
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 2: My family was always together. Yeah, so it wasn't really

798
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 2: that different. It was just like at my grandma's house

799
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 2: and now we're having lasagna. So it wasn't that we're

800
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: always together, you know, and we're always making fun of

801
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 2: each other, which I love, like and we're doing act

802
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: outs like my cousin mag want to imitate my uncle

803
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 2: Mike brushing his teeth because it's really aggressive, you know,

804
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: or like. So it was just we were always together.

805
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: But I love like anytime I get a chance, I

806
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 2: was just my family in Chicago. I was that Nicole

807
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 2: Buyer's taping in Chicago, so I went there and I

808
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 2: saw my family. You get so emotional, was like, oh,

809
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 2: I love my family, and now all my nieces and nephews,

810
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: like my nephew Joey and Wally were imitating Chris Farley.

811
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 2: Don't borrow the river Like they just discovered that.

812
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: How do they find that? How old are they?

813
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 2: They're like six and nine and they they discovered that

814
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: they love Stewart from ad TV members. Of course, I

815
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: do it like they're obsessed.

816
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 1: What I'm like, how did they find that? They know?

817
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: Have they seen you on tour?

818
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 2: Well, they've not seen my show, but they see my

819
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: goddaughter Evy and my cousin Mia have come seen me

820
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 2: and they're eighteen and fourteen.

821
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe not safe for kid, not at all.

822
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 3: No, I want to be Chris Jenner.

823
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: I want to float around my home I've never been

824
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 2: in and talk about a grand piano no one's ever played.

825
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 2: I watched a lot of architectural digests. I don't know

826
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 2: if you saw her as she dressed up like the

827
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 2: queen from Snow White and just rolling through a home

828
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: that had no real sentimental value and she's like, and

829
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 2: we love this, and she turned piano and I was like,

830
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 2: that's kind of where I want to get, kind of.

831
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: Never in my own house. It was like Dakota Johnson

832
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: in the Limes? Was it? Do you never remember?

833
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: Oh?

834
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: Are you?

835
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 2: I made a whole video about it. I was obsessed.

836
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 2: I couldn't I But the best architectal digest ever is

837
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: the Live Tyler Live Tyler from Lord of the Rings.

838
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 1: Ok.

839
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 3: You have to watch it. It's like being high.

840
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

841
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: Whatever she's on you, you absorb it. I mean, just

842
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: like touching the wall, like this wall makes me feel.

843
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: At one point, she's in her attic like this is

844
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 2: an action figure of me, you know. I mean it's

845
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 2: amazing because she seems quite pleasant, but.

846
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: Like you like, are you well yeah, oh, I'm gonna

847
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: go watch it. Immediately after this.

848
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: She talks about this tree seven times, like it is

849
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 2: a tree. It's a tree like she sees and she

850
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 2: can't let go of it. You know. The directors like

851
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: Live talk about that, but this tree's branches speak to me.

852
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: You know.

853
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: You're like, it's a four hour day and she spent

854
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: an hour on the tree. Like, I'm gonna have to

855
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: watch I'll watch that. I just started. I just watched

856
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff's Last Week. Hers is a few years old,

857
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: because I was sort of like, I wonder what her

858
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: vibe is and then it fed me Ashley Tisdale's, which

859
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: I was like, YouTube is being a little.

860
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 3: Bitch obsessed drama, trauma or something drama.

861
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: I wonder what that's. I mean, I don't have kids,

862
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: just the dog, and I'm not that's like to be

863
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: a mom, like I had drama with the other. But

864
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: then I have a friend in La who has like

865
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: a mom group that She's like, I feel really grateful

866
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: that I have found this community of like similar in

867
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: age women who have kids around the same age of

868
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: my as my kids, and they're all really great. And

869
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: they did some like vision boarding or manifesting thing recently

870
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: which sounded very pleasant and lovely, and I'm like, see

871
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: that sounds like chill. Yeahb and have kids.

872
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 2: A group of like ex Disney stars doesn't sound chill,

873
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: doesn't It sounds like a nightmare? It does, And the

874
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,760
Speaker 2: public picked Lizzie Maguire. Sorry, I'm sorry.

875
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: I fully was like, we we don't know what happened.

876
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: We don't know what happened. We do we because I'm

877
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: not I'm not overly familiar with either either of them.

878
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 2: Like, same, Okay, what do you think happened? I think

879
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: there's egos that get in the way, and I think

880
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: that the things are touchy and blah blah blah, but

881
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 2: I don't care. Hillary Duff gave someone gave us some

882
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 2: good music.

883
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Hillary, Hillary looks really good.

884
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 2: Stunning, It's amazing.

885
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 1: Stunning, Matteo. Are you fluent in Spanish?

886
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more Italian Okay, yeah, all right, Italian fluent

887
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: and then Spanish, like I sound Italian, but like I'm proficient,

888
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: but they just make fun of me when I speak Spanish.

889
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 3: They're always like there's always like.

890
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: A giggle, just a little cute yeah, because I speak

891
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 2: with such a strong Italian accent because they're so close,

892
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 2: Like I don't know how to like separate, and I

893
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 2: don't know how to speak with like a Spanish or

894
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 2: like Mexican accent, like it just comes out like Mario

895
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: and Luigi.

896
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: Well, I'm always like I speak a decent amount of Spanish. Fully,

897
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: I'm a delusional about the amount of Spanish.

898
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 2: Okay, but do you want to speak Spanish? Okay a

899
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: little bit please? Yes, a little bit, yes, Like we.

900
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: Can speak in Spanish if you want, for example.

901
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, like easy things like the mayom oego Maamo

902
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 2: Diego is so pretty? Isn't that nice?

903
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: Sayday Baltimore, Okay, good morning giving, it's giving sixth grade Spanish.

904
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Nicole Buyer's learning Spanish right now, and she,

905
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 2: you know, it's very like Magoo's tak comer pasta, you know.

906
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's great, it's good.

907
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 1: Well, see, I have signed up for Spanish lessons. I

908
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: have a ten pack with a woman. I believe her

909
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: name is Mattie Stole. I haven't They keep sending me

910
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: emails being like, you got You've paid for this already,

911
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: you gotta do it, you have to do it, And

912
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I remember how to say mayomo. I'm okay,

913
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: we'll tap in. We'll tap in when I really need it.

914
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: As opposed to getting prepared for something, I'm like, in

915
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: a pinch, I'll contact you for this. I should call

916
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 1: her now, do one of the lessons right now, because

917
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm like fully paid for a ten pack. I used

918
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: a little bit of Spanish that I know in Italy.

919
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: The first time I went to Italy, it was to

920
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: shoot spin me around with Alison Brie and a lot

921
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: of fun people. Tim Heidecker, like an ensemble movie. I

922
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: had never been to Italy and I don't know why,

923
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: and this is dumb as hell. This is dumb. I

924
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: don't know why. I was like, yeah, they're gonna speak

925
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 1: Italian in Italy because I think, I know, like dumb

926
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: people who go on vacations to these wonderful places and

927
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: they never mentioned that they're speaking in other language. And

928
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're kind of dumb, and if you went,

929
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: I can go. And I'm like, how are they managing?

930
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: So I was also not in like the biggest cities too,

931
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: so obviously they were speaking in Italy. But I was like, Okay,

932
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 1: if I really focus, there's some overlap with Spanish. It

933
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: might not be literal, but like it's enough that I

934
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: can like get by and be like I know that

935
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 1: word and I know what you're saying to me, and

936
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try.

937
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 2: I mean, and they do. Like I was in Rome

938
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 2: once in waiting in line at this Gelato place and

939
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 2: these group of girls they're probably like fifteen, they're from Spain, and.

940
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 3: They were all ordering.

941
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: They were all speaking in Spanish and the guys were

942
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 2: speaking back in Italian.

943
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 3: It just works.

944
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 2: There is so much they're eighty two percent the same language.

945
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 2: There's a lot of overlap and even like counting or

946
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 2: like like small things like Mayamo's mikiamo or grazier is

947
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 2: gracia or like you know, I mean there's something that

948
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 2: don't make sense. But generally speaking, like if there's Latin speakers,

949
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 2: then they can hear Italian. Like Italian Spanish are the easiest.

950
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: French and Italian are even closer.

951
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: French and Italian are eighties.

952
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,879
Speaker 3: Eighty nine percent the same.

953
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: Damn, because when I tell you the time I've spent

954
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: in France and just been like I just so, I've

955
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 1: also paid for a pack of French lessons with someone else,

956
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: by the way, who lives in the south of France.

957
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: I gotta get my lessons paid something. They've made the money,

958
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: and I intend. I don't think my classes expire, but

959
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: I've paid and I need to learn French. I go

960
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: to France a decent amount. I feel like I keep

961
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: finding myself in France. It sounds like which is which

962
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: is very nice, and I feel fortunate and I want

963
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 1: to know the language certainly enough to make it. Yeah, well,

964
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of the snicker or the like.

965
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: Even if you try there, they're like, yeah, honey, I'm

966
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: gonna speak English. But if I hadn't started with French, okay,

967
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: this is what it feels like happens. They start with French. Okay,

968
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: I go poly Anglais and then they're like yes or no.

969
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: But usually they're like yes and then they're like, all right,

970
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: now we're speaking in English. Better. Like if I were

971
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: to go to them and start speaking English. Sometimes it

972
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: feels like they're like, I'm only gonna speak French to you.

973
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm like the dance of it all. I

974
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: asked one girls like I was like polylay and this

975
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: is the only time I've even had a remotely unpleasant experience.

976
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: And it wasn't that unpleasant honestly, but I was like

977
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: pobly because I was trying to order this little pizza

978
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: and she was like do you speak French? And I

979
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeahs, I'm like, girl, if I spoke French,

980
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: do you think the first thing I'm asking is do

981
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: you speak English. I'm not trying to get to know you.

982
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to order this pizza.

983
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: This is a real I use this. It's a joke,

984
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 2: but it's a real story. I was with my friend

985
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: Francesco di Caddlo, who's an Italian comic. We were in Paris.

986
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,760
Speaker 2: I was doing shows. We're there for three days, and

987
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 2: I speak a proficient amount of French, and so I

988
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 2: walk into. Everyone was like, you have to go to

989
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: this petisserie, like they're the best croissants. Blah blah blah,

990
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 2: this and that okay, And I'm like, I know how

991
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 2: to feel about Americans and this and that. So I'm like,

992
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 2: we walk in, we're speaking Italian, where we're in the sunglasses,

993
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 2: we're just smoking blah blah blah, Like we look very Italian.

994
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: So I said to Francesco Italian, what do you want?

995
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: He goes, I'd like a croissant and a coffee, all right.

996
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 2: So I go up to the guy and I go misieur,

997
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 2: I said she, and he goes, all right, you're gonna

998
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 2: go down there and that's where you're gonna.

999
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: Pay in English.

1000
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, I know it's obvious.

1001
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 2: I'm not like fluent, but like I can tell you

1002
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 2: everything I'm feeling and thinking in French. I can't count

1003
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 2: to ten for some reason, but I can tell you

1004
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 2: literally my life's story.

1005
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 3: But they just want to make it weird for you.

1006
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 2: Again, like there's no need.

1007
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: And I see other people who I'm like, I know

1008
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: you're i'mary English speaker, and then I see them speaking French.

1009
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 1: And then the server the bartender will be like, okay,

1010
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: here's your answer in English, and I'm like, can't you

1011
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: give him a little something for trying?

1012
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 2: And the French we have French, we do not go

1013
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 2: and you cannot speak our language is okay, we speak

1014
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 2: your language is fine, but you know he's the best

1015
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 2: language in the world.

1016
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: Yes, seems totally fine. Your vibe seems really fine. And

1017
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: so plus me and Italy truffle hunting for truffles. Yeah,

1018
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: I can't remember my guy's name. I had a bo.

1019
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 2: Did you really go hunting like you walk around with

1020
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 2: they have like pigs and pigs.

1021
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had dogs. It's so many years ago that

1022
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to remember. But yes, I know this

1023
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: is the pigs, but he might have had dogs. It

1024
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: was a very nice time. But do you think that

1025
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: little snicker though, keeps you from attempting to like perfect

1026
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: your Espanol.

1027
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 3: No, I think they're just I think they think it's amusing.

1028
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 2: Okay, but uh no, And I actually really should sit

1029
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 2: down and study Spanish because my Spanish is pretty high level.

1030
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: But there's so many like small things that are like

1031
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 2: I just my brain, it's I just revert into Italian

1032
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 2: because it's so easy, so my brain goes thinks in Italian,

1033
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 2: not English, then translates to Spanish. So that's why it's

1034
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,959
Speaker 2: getting so heavy on that side. And they say certain

1035
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 2: things like what I said cafe, like can like can

1036
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: you make me a coffee? Which you wouldn't say it

1037
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 2: like that in Italian, so like even grammatically, I'm using

1038
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 2: the Italian but it's all understood. And once like you

1039
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 2: can communicate openly with somebody, then your brain stops wanting

1040
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 2: to like push farther because you're like, well you can

1041
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: communicate everything, you understand everything. We're good.

1042
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.

1043
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 2: But if I went to Spain, or if I went

1044
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 2: to Mexico or somewhere and this was like okay, for

1045
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 2: a month, I'm just gonna immerse myself, I would come

1046
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 2: out completely.

1047
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: Fluentced how many languages do you speak?

1048
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 3: English?

1049
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 2: Italian? Uh is Spanish?

1050
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 3: French?

1051
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 2: I would say both proficient? And then my German's pretty rough.

1052
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 2: I studied German in high schools in Maya.

1053
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you just say my teacher's name? Okay, okay,

1054
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,439
Speaker 1: all right, I'm like, what was that? Because I don't

1055
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: speak any so that's like five languages. That's attractive, mateo.

1056
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 3: That's a good amount.

1057
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 2: But it's like a superpower, like when you land in

1058
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 2: a country and you can speak the language.

1059
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 3: It's cool.

1060
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: Yes, it's very very cool. Do you have a favorite

1061
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 1: place to vacation?

1062
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: I love Sicily, I would say Messina Sicily. Okay, yeah,

1063
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 2: my best memories are from there.

1064
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. I had a friend. I was just asking because

1065
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: I desperately needed to take a vacation and because I

1066
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: forget too. I didn't grow up with taking vacations, and

1067
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: then we like being on the planes and traveling to

1068
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: do this job that job, and on paper it all

1069
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: looks really like easy doable, but then it starts to

1070
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 1: be just a touch taxing all the movement. So I

1071
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: was like, I want to go on vacation. And I

1072
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: asked a friend who I'm like, she's so big on rest,

1073
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: which is good. I think she works hard, but she's

1074
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: like very big on taking her rest. And I was like,

1075
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: where should I go? And she said Cicily. Oh really

1076
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: it's her favorite. Yeah, yeah, she swears by it.

1077
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 2: You have to be kind of aware though when you

1078
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: go it's not like northern Italy. Okay, it's not going

1079
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,439
Speaker 2: to function the same. There's a lot of confusion, there's

1080
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 2: a lot of like, this doesn't work. There's a lot

1081
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 2: of like, there's a lot of that going on. But

1082
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 2: you're really highly rewarded. I would say, just stay out

1083
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: of touristy areas and really be with the Sicilians and

1084
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 2: you'll see it's really beautiful. It's so different than Italy.

1085
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 2: They speak another language, they eat different food, like the

1086
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: vibe is very different, like very different.

1087
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: But your favorite. Okay, I'm that's putting that in my

1088
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: back pocket, mateo. Yeah, so I guess it's time for

1089
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: a segment. I like to call that's nice, but what

1090
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 1: about me? Okay, even though I did so much about me,

1091
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: maybe I should make this one that don't think you did.

1092
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 3: I think you're a really good interviewer.

1093
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: Oh you're so kind, you are you You're a really geners.

1094
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: What's your sign?

1095
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 3: I'm cancer.

1096
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: I always tell people I don't care about astrology.

1097
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about.

1098
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: It, and I ask what's your sign? What time were you?

1099
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: Five point thirty displays Illinois, right outside of Chicago.

1100
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I don't know what that means, but

1101
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: it's good to Maybe I'll go and look up your

1102
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: birth or something later.

1103
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 2: What sign are you?

1104
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: I'm a pisces. Okay, that means it's just my birthday?

1105
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 2: Birthday?

1106
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: Do you thank you for saying no? Thank you?

1107
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: When was your birthday?

1108
00:47:59,040 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: March tenth?

1109
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 2: Okay?

1110
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, one day after my mom's.

1111
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: She's Marshal so she's a Pisceyson and my dogs is

1112
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: March twelfth. And look at that. I think we're a family.

1113
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 1: We can be a family now. Finally, wait, so cancer is.

1114
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 2: When June June to middle of July. Okay, the middle

1115
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 2: of June to like July.

1116
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: Yes, because I was like right before that is genman.

1117
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: I know I know more than I give. I know

1118
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: more about astrology than I recognize it.

1119
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: I know nothing.

1120
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: You know nothing, but you are able to answer that

1121
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: question and be like that.

1122
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 2: I know because you know when you go to LA,

1123
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: you have to mandatory mandatory?

1124
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: What other tips do you have for LA for a

1125
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 1: person who doesn't live there? Because I lived there for so.

1126
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 3: Long I'm obsessed.

1127
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: With when you go to LA. You have to know

1128
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: your you do.

1129
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 2: You have to know your astrology sign. I guess everyone's

1130
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: supposed to have a brand. Everyone seems to have a brand.

1131
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.

1132
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 3: Brands.

1133
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got a brand.

1134
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 2: And there's a lot of smiling, but sort of sort

1135
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 2: of a stillness behind the eyes, a sort of like fog.

1136
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, this is good. This is good for

1137
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: me to think about. I also say that when I'm

1138
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: in LA walking because I live in New York now primarily,

1139
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: and we walk no problem. In in LA, walking feels

1140
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: so strange. Even if it's like when I moved to

1141
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 1: New York and I would go back to LA, I'd

1142
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is half a mile and I'm

1143
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: gonna just walk, because in New York i'd walk half

1144
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: a mile and I'd walk, and I'm like, I feel

1145
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 1: so exposed. Everyone else has a car, and I kind

1146
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 1: of want to tell all the drivers I have a

1147
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: car too. I'm choosing to walk.

1148
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 3: They're judging you.

1149
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it feels like. She doesn't have a car,

1150
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: she doesn't have Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I'm like,

1151
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: I just want to tell them I have. It's so weird,

1152
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 1: like people will drive a few blocks there as opposed

1153
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: to walking because it's like, which is.

1154
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: Weird and hilly and strange and it's not meant for walking.

1155
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 2: And then you're trying to walk and some R two

1156
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: D two is delivering food to somebody.

1157
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I was walking past the R two

1158
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: D two's on sunset before when I was there last month.

1159
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: They have diverse names. It was like Ouch, which is

1160
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: a Nigerian one is one of the R two D two's,

1161
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: and then like a Middle Eastern or Arab name. I

1162
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: was very I was like, why are they doing this

1163
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 1: to the robots?

1164
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they don't know they're gonna unionize.

1165
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: Why don't they just give them numbers.

1166
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 3: To take over?

1167
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: But I'm like, just give them numbers. Why are you

1168
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 1: trying to humanize the robots?

1169
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 2: I don't know, deliver those dumb cars that drive around

1170
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 2: without drivers.

1171
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: And oh my goodness, away Mo, have you ever been

1172
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: in a way Yeah I.

1173
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: Didn't add from whoops, but you know it was about

1174
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: this movie I was in. No one saw, but yeah,

1175
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: I uh, what was the movie? It was called Maintenance Required?

1176
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: Why do I feel I know Maintenance Requires.

1177
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 3: It didn't, but it was an Amazon rom com. It

1178
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 3: was fun to make.

1179
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 2: Its stars Madeleine Patch from Riverdale, and it was like

1180
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 2: a rom com that was sort of like You've Got Mail,

1181
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 2: you know, I think it was. I think it actually

1182
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 2: was like a hit with a certain demographic for like

1183
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks.

1184
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: I swear now I'm gonna f again Maintenance Required.

1185
00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 3: I played homosexual.

1186
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:01,879
Speaker 1: How hard was that?

1187
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 3: It was really tough.

1188
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 2: I had to go to like the middle of a

1189
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,720
Speaker 2: desert with an acting coach and sort of like center

1190
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 2: myself and be okay with it and whatever Jake Jillenhall

1191
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 2: did to be and broke back Mountain I had to

1192
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 2: do to play this role to really get into it.

1193
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,359
Speaker 2: I really had such a fun time making the movie,

1194
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 2: and everybody was amazing.

1195
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, first of all, Moto Saw, I got distracted

1196
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: by I know, I'm supposed to be looking at Maintenance Required,

1197
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 1: and then I just typed, Wow, these are really great

1198
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: pictures of you online. Really yeah, you look really handsome

1199
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 1: in them.

1200
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you?

1201
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: Do you ever google yourself?

1202
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 3: I have not in a very long time, so I

1203
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 3: don't know what pictures you're.

1204
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: Why do you not google yourself? I'm just normal to not,

1205
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: but why what made you go I'm not. I don't

1206
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: want to.

1207
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 3: I don't even look at comments anymore. It's just too much.

1208
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: It's also enough of me, Like, you know, you have

1209
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 2: to like put up your posters. And I'm on tour

1210
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 2: and you're talking, so I'm like, google my.

1211
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: Oh, that's okay. I feel this simlar similarly so I

1212
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: so we're still on this. That's nice, But what about me?

1213
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: And this is perfect because I feel I'm like, I'm

1214
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: sick of me, not in a self hate way. I'm

1215
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: like I don't want to hear myself talking anymore. I

1216
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: don't want to see pictures of me, but I do

1217
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: love myself. It's not in an unhealthy way. It just

1218
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: gets to be a lot. I'm like, yeah, me again.

1219
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 2: Well, because I think you're in las they would say

1220
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 2: you're your own brand, but you would become a business

1221
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 2: and so a lot of people rely on you, and

1222
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: you sort of separate yourself from your acting self and

1223
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 2: your comedy self, and you're like, Okay, that's the business side,

1224
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: and that's what I have to do. I have to

1225
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 2: do this pr I have to sell this I have

1226
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 2: to do this show, you know, and so you sort

1227
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 2: of look at it. It's work, and so theo's times

1228
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 2: you're like, I want to be away from it, Like,

1229
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 2: let me just be away from this for a hot minute.

1230
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: How do you separate? So that's my question. I'm like,

1231
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: you play Fortnite? Yes, you do Fortnite.

1232
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 2: Honestly, my friends like Bob the Drag Queen, or Mona

1233
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 2: Exchange or Nate, my friend Nick, like they're very humbling friends.

1234
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 2: Like no one sucks up to anybody in my friend group.

1235
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 2: We're all pretty vicious with each other, really mean to

1236
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 2: each other in a way that we laugh like it

1237
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 2: makes us laugh.

1238
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:03,479
Speaker 3: So they keep you humble quick.

1239
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 2: I don't think Nick has ever said one nice thing

1240
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 2: to me ever, but you like that. I love it

1241
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 2: because I know he loves me. After I did Radio

1242
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 2: City Music Hall last year, it was one of my

1243
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: biggest achievements. I had Bob hosting the show. You know,

1244
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 2: my friend Trana Winter came on, my friend Francesca. Was

1245
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 2: this big achievement I was once it was finally over with,

1246
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 2: you know that sense of relief after U something so

1247
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 2: big and Bob is standing there, who's one of my

1248
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I've known since twenty twelve, truly one of

1249
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 2: my best friends on Earth. And Bob was so full

1250
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 2: of love and gave me a hug and he was

1251
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 2: like congratulations with mateo and Nick was right next to him.

1252
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 2: Nick goes, we don't do this, and I was like, yeah,

1253
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 2: you need that kind of friend in your life.

1254
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 1: This sincerity. What are you doing now?

1255
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 2: We talked seven times a day, Like I know, we

1256
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,760
Speaker 2: love each other, but we don't say.

1257
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: That to each It's not about the thing. Did you

1258
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: guys say I love you in your household? Growing up?

1259
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 2: Was that? Yeah?

1260
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:47,399
Speaker 1: Did?

1261
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? And kiss like well all the women like I

1262
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 2: would go too my grandma's house. You have to kiss everybody,

1263
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 2: you know, hugs, kisses, touchy, touchy you love Oh yeah.

1264
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.

1265
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: Are you super tactile now?

1266
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? I am when I'm in a relationship ship for sure,

1267
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 2: Like you know, even with my friends, you know, it

1268
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 2: depends like which like I was at Sydney, Washington yesterday,

1269
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 2: like her and I will always hold hands or like

1270
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 2: you taught you know, some people like you get the

1271
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 2: same sense that they have the same sort of textile

1272
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: childhood as you. And so I'm totally comfortable with that.

1273
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: Okay, I've been told I look like I don't want

1274
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: to be touched, which is crazy because I'm a big hugger.

1275
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: You seem quite warm, thank you, mateo.

1276
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 2: You're very inviting eyes like very warm. Tell them really, yeah.

1277
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: Tell them because a few people, I'm like, I'm a

1278
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 1: big hugger and the notion that you think I don't

1279
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: want to be touched. On one hand, I'm like, okay, good,

1280
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 1: good boundary, well.

1281
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 2: Good at two am when you're walking home alone, Yeah,

1282
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 2: don't be strange, man. Yeah, you fucking I look like

1283
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,879
Speaker 2: a yeah on purpose. You have to have a look

1284
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 2: in a city, even though I'm listening to like, you know,

1285
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 2: but it doesn't matter. I'm still you got that look

1286
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 2: face do.

1287
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is is that I also

1288
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: have this like I think I walk around a bit.

1289
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: We're on my podcast, We're Safe. This is a safe room,

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Speaker 1: a safe but I think I walk around a little

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Speaker 1: bit like do not do not.

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Speaker 2: I can't get that too. When I was at the city,

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Speaker 2: my friend said the same thing to me. And I

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Speaker 2: go to the gym a lot, and I was like, gosh,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, no one's ever like come up and hit

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Speaker 2: on me or talk to me, you know, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Actually that's not true. And I was in LA last

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Speaker 2: week and I was working out and some gentleman came over,

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Speaker 2: an older gentleman. He's very sweet, and he was like, hey, Matoe,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, hi, and he was like,

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Speaker 2: I just want to say, you know, hi, because we've

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Speaker 2: been talking on Grinder and I go oh, I said,

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Speaker 2: I'm not on Grinder. I said, I haven't been on

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Speaker 2: in years now. I don't use any apps. I don't

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Speaker 2: like being on apps.

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Speaker 3: And he goes, you're not.

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00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 2: I go no. He goes, were you not in huts

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00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 2: in New York in December? I go no, I said

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Speaker 2: I was in London. He goes, and I just watched

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Speaker 2: him realize he's been catfished and was just talking to

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Speaker 2: somebody else and he was.

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Speaker 3: Humiliated, you know.

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Speaker 2: And then he ended by going, I loved your show

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00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 2: in Palm Springs and then just like ran away, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, Like I felt so bad.

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Speaker 1: Some man's dreams.

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Speaker 3: But I'm not on a brinder.

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Speaker 2: But at the gym, like I'm like listening to Mariah,

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Speaker 2: I'm listening to Whitney I'm listening to and people like

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Speaker 2: my friend John's like, you don't seem very inviting at

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00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 2: the gym. It's like it's my Mediterranean face. It just

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Speaker 2: sort of gives like, you know.

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Speaker 1: Also, what is like, I'm doing squats, what I'm flirting? Like,

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Speaker 1: come on, I don't know, he's strange. I'm here to sweat.

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Speaker 2: And then never I never looked angry. But do you

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00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 2: see those people the gym who look furious?

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Speaker 1: And I've seen that and I'm like, well, what's that

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Speaker 1: about you? Yeah? What you met, you're at the gym,

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Speaker 1: You're you're pumping iron your muscles. Yeah, that is a

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Speaker 1: very that's a strange one. I cannot that's a strange

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Speaker 1: one I cannot relate to. Was that older gentleman attractive

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Speaker 1: you say he was very nice?

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Speaker 2: He was, Yeah, of court, Yeah he was attractive.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I would say he was probably like mid sixties, you know,

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Speaker 2: and usually people I'm almost forty, so I would say,

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Speaker 2: but no one, everyone kind of leaves you alone, okay,

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Speaker 2: But he came up really confident, like what is up mateo?

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Speaker 1: Talking and you we go back. Actually, that's heartbreaking.

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Speaker 3: Who's using my me on grinder and the fact.

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Speaker 1: That he hasn't been reported because I feel like Caleb

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00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: is always talking about not always or Caleb has talked

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Speaker 1: about being reported on dating apps because people are like, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's impersonating.

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00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 2: But the habit. The last time I used Grinder was

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Speaker 2: over two years ago, and I remember getting on and

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Speaker 2: thinking I can do this, and it was a long

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Speaker 2: time ago, but yeah, I got reported immediately, people like

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Speaker 2: you're fake.

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Speaker 3: I called Bob and I was like, Bob, what do

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Speaker 3: you do? Because Bob has his.

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00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 2: Picture up there and it's the coldest picture you'll ever see.

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00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 2: And he was like, yeah, you know, you just have

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00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 2: to let the Grinder know. But it's like, I'm too

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Speaker 2: stressed imagine emailing.

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00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna have to email Grinder.

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Speaker 2: Years ago, I was in London, it was like twenty

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00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 2: twenty one or twenty two, and I was on Tinder

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00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: and they're like, you're not you, and.

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Speaker 3: So send us three pictures of yourself to prove it's you.

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Speaker 3: So I didn't. They're like, it's still not you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you it is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. Was it? There

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Speaker 1: was no difference between I mean, yeah, by the way,

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Speaker 1: when did you get your hair your first hair transplant.

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Speaker 2: It was twenty twenty two August of twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: Okay, do you really feel it completely transformed your look

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Speaker 1: or is it more than it transformed confidence? Because I'm

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Speaker 1: just thinking about the Tinder pictures and be like identity

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Speaker 1: trans form both.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, of course, yeah, because I was so

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Speaker 2: insecure about my hair. Yeah, you know, and you don't

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00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 2: have a lot of hair, and people really judge you

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Speaker 2: for hair, and hair is such a big thing and

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Speaker 2: men who are balding, and hair is big for a

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Speaker 2: lot of people for a lot of different reasons.

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Speaker 3: So it was just a huge insecurity.

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Speaker 2: And now like I realized, like it doesn't feel different

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Speaker 2: from like, oh, like I do feel like more centered

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00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 2: in my face, Like I feel better and I'm just

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Speaker 2: more relaxed, like I.

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Speaker 3: Can go in a pool and enjoy myself. Or the

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Speaker 3: wind doesn't Bob. I hated the wind before.

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Speaker 1: Because the comb over thing. You're like, the.

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Speaker 3: Fuck I walk in the direction of the wind and.

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Speaker 1: You live it. You were from Chicago. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: weren't living in Chicago at the time. You're dealing with

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Speaker 1: this problem.

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Speaker 3: I started losing it around twenty three or four.

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Speaker 2: And the joke I had, which is true, is like

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Speaker 2: another bad haircut, Like I just couldn't get what was

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Speaker 2: going on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hair feel different. Well, I also am This is

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Speaker 1: a very weird thing for me to say, but it

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Speaker 1: is true because I'll say it to someone one on one.

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Speaker 1: But I'm like the breeze, I don't want to breathe

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Speaker 1: unless it's a really hot day.

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Speaker 2: Even then I'm like.

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Speaker 1: I don't want the wind blowing.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to ruin everything.

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Speaker 2: Just like Yes, I.

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Speaker 1: Was in Austin for south By Southwest and it was

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00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: like ninety two degrees day one and genuinely the next

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Speaker 1: day was forty something. It was the I couldn't figure

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Speaker 1: out how to pack for it, and I'm like, I

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Speaker 1: have I had the information for days and every day

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Speaker 1: I kept looking at me like leading up to the trip,

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Speaker 1: like this is not for real, this is not for real,

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Speaker 1: and then like on the day it's like no, it's

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Speaker 1: you're traveling in a couple of hours and it's very

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Speaker 1: much the case. Still did a bad job packing, just

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Speaker 1: couldn't figure it.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't do you overpack?

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Speaker 1: I overpacked, But then there's nothing useful in there. There's

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Speaker 1: nothing you Every time someone touches my suitcase, say a driver,

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00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: say a flight attendant is assisting me, They're like, oh

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00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: my god, I must have packed your whole life. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it's a long trip. I'm going for

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00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: two days. I get to the place, I can't there's

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Speaker 1: nothing in there for me to wear.

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Speaker 2: Why did I pack a clock.

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01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: Just in case of my phone stopped working? Like, I

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01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:13,439
Speaker 1: wore the same outfit I was in Paris a little

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01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: bit ago. I had the same outfit on every single day,

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01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: had a whole suitcase overstuffed. Was in Texas, as I said,

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01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: and wore the same outfit I flew on the plane

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Speaker 1: with to the do the whole life the whole next

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01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: day after the award show, I just had the same

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01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 1: sweater and jeans. And I'm like, and but my suitcase

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01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 1: is full anyway, And.

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01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 2: It gives you stress because it's hole and it's like,

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01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 2: and I'm going away this weekend for two days. So

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01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 2: I've learned to for those two days just backpack, Like,

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01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 2: here's the jeans I'm gonna wear for the next day

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01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 2: and a half. Here's three pairs of underwear. Workout shirt, soil,

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01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 2: the trees done.

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Speaker 1: I need to get in touch with you, and this

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01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: is you just saved me because I this last trip,

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01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: I was like, this is ridiculous. This was like again

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01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: another suitcase. People commented about the weight, like anyway, yeah,

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01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you're gonna have to help me to chat.

1442
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: So I don't know how I haven't figured this out.

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01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: I do refuse to do a check bag.

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01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 2: How I won't either. I'll never do check bags.

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01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: They will lose it, especially in Italy. I won't do it.

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01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, they will lose the damn bag. You know.

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01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 2: Laudo Ramuzzo, the girl who does Kiata, she does the

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01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 2: Italian flight attendant on Instagram. She has all these characters

1449
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 2: and she does She's from Italy. She does it's called

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01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 2: Kyata the flight attendant or whatever, and she's like, oh,

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01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 2: you lost your bag. No, it's falling the Baltic Sea.

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01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 2: Only your bag fall in the Baltic Sea. To get

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01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 2: backed back, I need blood and date of birth with blood,

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01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: you know, like it's like those impossible people to deal with.

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01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: You know, my suitcase from I went to Morocco on

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01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: like a sort of e prey love in attempts. It

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01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: was very much not giving that.

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01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 3: But did you not enjoy Morocco?

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01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: I was having a very hard time. I was having

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01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 1: a hard time.

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01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 3: I mean it said they coust her to death.

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01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I was like, I don't want anymore?

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01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 3: Is it?

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01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: Is it touching? Tag I any? I don't know, Tajen.

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01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: I just was like I don't I have to eat

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01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: something else. At some point and I was there for

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01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,439
Speaker 1: ten days and I'm like, I did I planned wrong.

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01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: I did this wrong. And this was truly supposed to

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01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: be my like get centered you time. And then coming home,

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Speaker 1: my suitcase got stolen. I'm not stolen.

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01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 3: No, this isn't what happened.

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01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 1: My suitcase got lost. So we arrived to the airport

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Speaker 1: and there's a list of ten in New York and

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Speaker 1: there's a list of like twenty names off the bat,

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01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 1: like our names posted on a little like like pillar

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01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: and the baggage claim or no. They had a little

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01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: sign and it was like these twenty people's bags didn't

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01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: make it. It was like just casually you know that all.

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01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 1: I mean, on one hand, I'm glad you know, and

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01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: I don't have to stand in but I was like,

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01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: oh you guys know that and we have a sign.

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01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 2: Already and what's going on?

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01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 2: Why?

1485
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: Yes? And then I got caught in a scam trying

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01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: to get my bag back. So I kind of like

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01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: didn't care. I was just like happy to be home

1488
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: after ten days of like that. I didn't plan that correctly.

1489
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: That wasn't what I needed, that wasn't what I envisioned.

1490
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: That wasn't for me right now, me and my broken heart.

1491
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: And so then I like three days without my bag,

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01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I should call the airline and at

1493
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: least let them know I do care about getting my

1494
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: bag back because I girl cash was like saw my

1495
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 1: name on the side in the airport and the employee

1496
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: being like these people just don't worry. When it arrives

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01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: on whatever flight, we'll get it to you. So I

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01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: was like, great, I have my bag here, I'm ready

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01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: to go. So I was like day three, I was like,

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01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:33,919
Speaker 1: I should call them just to let them know someone

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01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 1: is looking for the bag. And so I go and

1502
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: I was like I don't know how to get in

1503
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: touch with the airline the right way, so my dumb

1504
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: ass and I don't think I'm a dumb ass, but

1505
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: I have my moments, I go on. I go on

1506
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 1: Twitter because I've seen at the time on Twitter for

1507
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: a long time. I don't do me, please. I go

1508
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: on Twitter because I'm like, oh, when people complain about

1509
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: like airlines, oftentimes the airlines like hey, dm us or

1510
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: call us here at our house. So I just go

1511
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: on and I was like, okay, Moroc and Royal Air

1512
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 1: Moroc this person has said has a complaint. Another persons replied,

1513
01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: being like the what seems like the account the airline

1514
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: has replied be like, we're so sorry, give us a

1515
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: call here. I call the number and remember this is

1516
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: like more of me being like I need to like

1517
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 1: I need to show face and let him know I

1518
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: care about my bag. I'm so they need to bring

1519
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: it back whenever I call this number on from Twitter.

1520
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: What And I call the number from Twitter and as

1521
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: the guy being like, for every day your bag has

1522
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: been gone, we owe you compensation. So and I'm I

1523
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 1: am actually like getting ready to go to a dinner.

1524
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: And for me, this was like a quick like I'm

1525
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: putting on Eyeline or doing cat I talking to this

1526
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,919
Speaker 1: man on speakerphone and I'm like, oh, great, they're gonna

1527
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 1: pay me for every day. I really don't need that.

1528
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm really just here to be like someone's looking for

1529
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: the bag anyway. All of a sudden, I'm sending money

1530
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 1: to a man in Kenya and I didn't know until

1531
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: like four transactions deep. I was like this can't be.

1532
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: I was like this and the most embarrassing called my

1533
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 1: business manager to be like, so, I know I'm smart.

1534
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 1: I know you think i'm smart. I know people think

1535
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm smart. I have just sent loads of money to

1536
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: a man and get me.

1537
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 3: Hey, you remember I'm one of your smartest clients.

1538
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 2: I did send money to.

1539
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 1: Me, and I'm like, so type a by the way

1540
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: about ship that I'm like, this is He caught me

1541
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: at the exact right time I was doing my.

1542
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 2: I like, well, where did you get this number? Well?

1543
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 1: Twitter obvious, So I went on Twitter and it was

1544
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: a tweet that I was like, that's the airline. I'm

1545
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 1: gonna get to skip their like confusing website. Get the

1546
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: number off of Twitter and mind you for a bag

1547
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: that I need you to understand. I didn't. I knew

1548
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 1: I was going to get the bag back. I just

1549
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: was trying to be like I should let them know

1550
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: someone cares. So if that means it it's escalated because

1551
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,120
Speaker 1: it had been three nights and I was just like

1552
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: it'll come. I don't need that shit, so all like

1553
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 1: it's this I don't know how to articulate. It's like

1554
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: born of me just being like gotta showface and I

1555
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: don't really care. I'm not too worried about it, I

1556
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 1: guess hence looking on Twitter, being like I shan't inconvenience

1557
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: myself further, but I am on Twitter, and I bet

1558
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: I can find them.

1559
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 2: You never got the bag.

1560
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: I did get the bag, but then like what happened

1561
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:24,600
Speaker 1: is so I realized that guy, that guy. At one

1562
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: point I started being really mean to him because I

1563
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: was like, this is ridiculous, and then I felt bad.

1564
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, I mean he's a thief,

1565
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: a scamper. He deserved it and so but I didn't

1566
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: realize that at the time, and then I hang up.

1567
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: Immediately realized after I hang up like a minute, and

1568
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: I was like calling my uber to go to this

1569
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 1: dinner and I was like, that was fake, that wasn't real. Anyway.

1570
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: I did get the bag back, but then that turned

1571
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: into his own thing where it's like, oh, hey, your

1572
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: bag is back and this man is bringing it. He's

1573
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: going to deliver it between seven and nine pm, the

1574
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 1: tracker says, and then I have jetlags, so at like

1575
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: nine o'clock I do fall asleep. And then apparently at

1576
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: one am, the guy called me. But my phone's always

1577
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: on silent. As much as I want it near, I

1578
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: want it to be silent. I don't want to ever

1579
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: make a sound.

1580
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 2: Not a vibration.

1581
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,160
Speaker 1: I want you near me, but don't make a peep.

1582
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, I tried calling you at one am,

1583
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 1: and so now like I have your bag still, and

1584
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: so there was no way to deliver it at one

1585
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: I was like, there are door people here at all

1586
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: times in there, mostly awake, and you shouldn't have called.

1587
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 1: You should have attempted to deliver it. Why are you

1588
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: trying to deliver it at one am? But it said

1589
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,960
Speaker 1: you were coming seven to nine, so not me and

1590
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: this man are talking and I'm like, is he even

1591
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 1: Realis I gave the exactly I'm like, talk to this guy. Yeah, yeah, anyway,

1592
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 1: that was. It was a whole thing.

1593
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 2: Damn.

1594
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: I've been through it. So checking bags, I'm like, no, thanks, okay.

1595
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 2: So when I go to Morocco. Yes, bring a carry on,

1596
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 2: carry on, got it, and you don't need too much

1597
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,960
Speaker 2: and they speak French and Morocco.

1598
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 1: And they sure do and you can have couscous I

1599
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:53,200
Speaker 1: love went with.

1600
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 2: Marie and a group of them from Marie's birthday. Oh yeah,

1601
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 2: I mean it was like it was beautiful, it was

1602
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 2: wonderful and me to death. She because I had to

1603
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,960
Speaker 2: go into the market and find a burger somewhere, is like,

1604
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,160
Speaker 2: I gotta get away from this. I can't even works.

1605
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 1: It's it's it can it can be a lot. But

1606
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: I found that anytime I travel anywhere, you just are like, oh,

1607
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 1: it seems like this one cuisine is available to me,

1608
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: which so that's really great in theory before you get here,

1609
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: but then like four days in you're like.

1610
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,200
Speaker 2: No, Rome, I can do cut Bernada every day. Yeah,

1611
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 2: I've done it for like seven days in a row,

1612
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 2: and you never make no because it's made so amazingly there.

1613
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not going to get it the same

1614
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 2: way in the States. I'm just gonna have it here

1615
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 2: and I'm satisfied every time.

1616
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: I love that, you know, I feel that way about

1617
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: some foods. I have to say or not not foods.

1618
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 1: Feel that way about some songs, is what I should say.

1619
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: I feel that way about some songs. I will never

1620
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:43,800
Speaker 1: tire of Bliss by Mariah Carey. Yo, I listened to

1621
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: that all the time.

1622
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 2: I can't even believe you mentioned talk about a deep cut.

1623
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with this.

1624
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:58,240
Speaker 1: BLI is I that listen whistle telling full song casually whistles.

1625
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 3: I feel so connected you said Bliss.

1626
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bliss is like my and I and I keep

1627
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 1: thinking like, this will be the year you're tired of bliss,

1628
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 1: this will be the time, this will be You're gonna

1629
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: out bliss yourself and one more time. And I love it.

1630
01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,200
Speaker 2: There's Mariah Carey all the time.

1631
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 3: She's my number She's really kind of my number one is.

1632
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 2: It's a toss between a few of them, but I'll

1633
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 2: always go back to Mariah Carey.

1634
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:24,479
Speaker 1: Blizz what a Cutili, I'm telling you Bliss. My family,

1635
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,479
Speaker 1: I grew up like you know, I grew up Christian,

1636
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 1: but I also grew up Mariah Carey fandom. My family

1637
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: was like my mom had all the.

1638
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 2: Viva Mariah songs.

1639
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: My gosh, I've never met Mimi, but like the the

1640
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:39,600
Speaker 1: emancipation of mem No No No, The Diary of an

1641
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 1: Imperfect Angel, Memoirs, Memoirs of an Imperfect Honey. I was

1642
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 1: making people listen to that album, which is like slow,

1643
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 1: low R and b under Reading Four Nights Out that

1644
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:56,080
Speaker 1: was like Impossible and the Rise, and then Fourth of July,

1645
01:09:56,240 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 1: which is old school Maria my goodnes I could hold

1646
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 1: on It.

1647
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 3: Melts Away from Daydream was one of my favorite songs ever.

1648
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,599
Speaker 1: MEMI let me tell you. I've never met her. It's

1649
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: almost fun almost in some sense, like in the best

1650
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:11,400
Speaker 1: way possible. Do I mean this? I'm like, I don't

1651
01:10:11,479 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 1: I want you to just be you do want I.

1652
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 3: Met her once and it was everything you wanted I.

1653
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 2: Wanted it to be.

1654
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just hold on.

1655
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 2: I have to.

1656
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,719
Speaker 1: It was ridiculous because I'm like, this is not the sound,

1657
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:22,680
Speaker 1: this is not the album to listen to on your

1658
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,760
Speaker 1: way out for a night out. But I would like

1659
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 1: have them listen, Oh my god, it's a rap. And then.

1660
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 2: Now for the Deluxe.

1661
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 1: Mary that, okay, it's a rap. The Impossible. Me and

1662
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 1: my friend used to drive around l A just listening

1663
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 1: to The Impossible, like she Rescued and that, Like I

1664
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: think it's a Jodasy sample. I believe it's a Joonas. Yeah.

1665
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:55,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, she did a remix with uh I think Jermaine

1666
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,920
Speaker 2: Duprie of the Hate You song with him Night a

1667
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 2: Thing of You, and it was so it's one of

1668
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 2: my favorite songs. And I was at Caleb hearing his

1669
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 2: birthday party and the DJ started playing that remix, which

1670
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 2: I think only myself and Mariah's heart, and I ran

1671
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 2: up to her and I was like.

1672
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 1: This said the Beast song.

1673
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,240
Speaker 2: I can't I'm sober, I can't believe you're playing this.

1674
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 3: I was like, let's just go listen to your eye.

1675
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: Go in the corner. But when that happens, when a

1676
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:24,280
Speaker 1: DJ plays a cut of a song, like, you're like, wait,

1677
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:26,720
Speaker 1: you know, how do you There's some songs that, yeah,

1678
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,519
Speaker 1: you go crazy for. But anyway, I thought we might

1679
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: be able to relate on that just because Yeah, and

1680
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:31,519
Speaker 1: I used.

1681
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,360
Speaker 2: To make so many jokes about Mariah Carey just because

1682
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,719
Speaker 2: a young comic, and Mariah just fought her for her jokes.

1683
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 2: But I have publicly said I take them all back,

1684
01:11:38,439 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 2: and I apologize because I really do love Mariah Carey

1685
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 2: and I feel like, you know, she is underrated even

1686
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,599
Speaker 2: though she's like one of the best vas ever, she's

1687
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,559
Speaker 2: still underrated. I don't hear what anyone says. I think

1688
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,599
Speaker 2: all I think she's truly one of the best singers

1689
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 2: that's ever lived. And she's an amazing songwriter. And when

1690
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 2: I met her, I did this show on I used

1691
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 2: to be in a show called Girl Code and Guy

1692
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 2: Coode on MTV way back in the day.

1693
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:00,599
Speaker 3: And this producer named who.

1694
01:12:00,479 --> 01:12:02,640
Speaker 2: Talks on this he called me. I was like, Hey,

1695
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 2: we got something for you. I can't tell you what

1696
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 2: it is. I was like, I know it's Maria's like, oh,

1697
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:10,639
Speaker 2: he knew boys. So they did this like meet you're

1698
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,960
Speaker 2: Like the MTV used to do this, like your favorite

1699
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,720
Speaker 2: celebrity was in an elevator. They'd open the door and

1700
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,599
Speaker 2: then you're in there. Yeah, And so I was one

1701
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,600
Speaker 2: of them and they opened the door and there she was.

1702
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 2: She was in the corner and her light was the

1703
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 2: other corner, so she didn't move and it was me

1704
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 2: and like six people and her makeup artist. And it

1705
01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 2: was so funny because like you're fifteen minutes in this

1706
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:31,040
Speaker 2: elevator and like every once in a while, like a

1707
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 2: hand with a brush would kind of come out, fix

1708
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:36,200
Speaker 2: something and pearl back into the corner. But we got

1709
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 2: to She did a whistle note in the elevator, which

1710
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,600
Speaker 2: were much louder than I thought they would be. Like

1711
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,400
Speaker 2: when you hear bliss, you think it's like this kind

1712
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:46,799
Speaker 2: of quiet, yeah, but there it was like really powerful.

1713
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Speaker 2: We all sing always being my baby together and she,

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Speaker 2: you know, everyone was kind of nervous, and I think

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01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 2: because we're performers, were used to the adrenaline, so I

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01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,719
Speaker 2: could compose myself a little bit. She just toured China

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01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,639
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I was there to China

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01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:00,080
Speaker 2: and she but I was in her good side, so

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01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 2: she couldn't turn me because she was sort of neil.

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01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:05,479
Speaker 2: She was like fine, and they were like, don't touch her,

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01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,479
Speaker 2: do not hug her. But then the white girl, of course,

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01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 2: was like, god, I hug you. So Maria hugged hers.

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01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,439
Speaker 2: Like so I was like, Maria, can I hug your

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01:13:13,479 --> 01:13:14,960
Speaker 2: She's like sure, And there's like a picture of her

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01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 2: hugging me like I was going to give her like

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01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:18,960
Speaker 2: some kind of you know, one of those Yeah. But

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Speaker 2: it's amazing. It's exactly what I wanted to be. She's stunning.

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01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:27,760
Speaker 2: She and like you know her skin truly. I she's

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01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,240
Speaker 2: one of these people like if she has had work,

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01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:33,960
Speaker 2: I don't know where, Like it's nothing's obvious, but she

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01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:38,599
Speaker 2: really is just naturally stunning. Her skin is flawless. She's flawless.

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01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:41,160
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, she's really she's she was everything

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01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:41,680
Speaker 2: I wanted to be.

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01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 3: A diva in a corner with her light, wouldn't move,

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01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,160
Speaker 3: a makeup artist.

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Speaker 1: Like on side Church hugged, don't mess me up. Yeah,

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01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:47,920
Speaker 1: I love it.

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01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:48,760
Speaker 3: A whistle note.

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01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 2: I was like, I kind of got it.

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01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:52,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm listening to or. I was listening to her

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01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,400
Speaker 1: audio book and I was like, juicy, Oh.

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01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,040
Speaker 3: That's the story about Selene and Aretha. Have you gotten

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01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 3: there yet?

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01:13:57,439 --> 01:13:57,479
Speaker 2: No?

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01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: No, I haven't.

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01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 3: Okay, it's amazing to get there.

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01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:03,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go. They have like a Diva jam session

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01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 2: at Diva's Live, and Mariah was basically like Selene stepped

1749
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 2: out when she shouldn't have. And then Patty the Bell

1750
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 2: called her to be like I better not see you

1751
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 2: on TV trying to out sing a wreath that She's like,

1752
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,080
Speaker 2: I wasn't. I backed up with the backup singers and

1753
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 2: Selene and the wreath are going at it and prompts

1754
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,759
Speaker 2: with Selene because she could keep up with a wreatha,

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01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 2: I mean wild real.

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01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:24,040
Speaker 1: T Okay, I'm gonna get in there. I'm going to

1757
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: get in there. I have much to do.

1758
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:27,599
Speaker 2: I have to do my Spanish lessions, my French lessons,

1759
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 2: any other language you want to learn.

1760
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,759
Speaker 1: I've always been curious about Hebrew.

1761
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:35,439
Speaker 2: But I think I have a tent and never touch it.

1762
01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:39,800
Speaker 2: Get there too.

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01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 1: I feel like it counts for something. I'm like, it'll

1764
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,439
Speaker 1: seep into me because like my body will know I

1765
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 1: have a pack of ten.

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01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:48,080
Speaker 2: And then somehow you're gonna You're gonna show up in

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01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,960
Speaker 2: Peru and be like, look, I don't abo Espaniel good,

1768
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 2: but I got a pack of ten at home?

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01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,240
Speaker 1: Guys? Is that something I do?

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01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 2: Have a pack lesson?

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01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,719
Speaker 1: Is that anything? Ko? You've been a dream?

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01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,160
Speaker 2: Thank you. We be hanging out with each other. I

1773
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:06,720
Speaker 2: don't understand why we're not. You're you are and I'm

1774
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:10,120
Speaker 2: aiding myself. I'm never home for my door guys like

1775
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 2: you where who are you?

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01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:14,880
Speaker 1: I feel like my door guy today this morning. Also,

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01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: the way he greeted me was like I said, hey,

1778
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: good morning. He was like, good morning, bitch, where have you.

1779
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,439
Speaker 2: Been every time I seen my door guy have a

1780
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:24,599
Speaker 2: new hairline, like they don't know who I am anymore,

1781
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 2: look a little different every time I see him to show.

1782
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 1: ID to get into your building. Oh we should, we

1783
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: will and we should and I have much to learn

1784
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:46,080
Speaker 1: from you. All right, all right, great by That was

1785
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:49,320
Speaker 1: my conversation with Mateo Lane. How charming and lovely and

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01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:53,200
Speaker 1: Harry is he? Oh my gosh, my goodness. And I

1787
01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: told you I was going to brag about having being

1788
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,320
Speaker 1: diamond medallion. I mean it was it was like it

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01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: was like a humble brag because I was like, oh,

1790
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm sad about it. But anyway, he's amazing and I'm

1791
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,000
Speaker 1: so grateful he came into the podcast because truly, last

1792
01:16:08,040 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 1: time I saw him was at the Comedy Seller and

1793
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: he was so kind. And then I'm glad to see

1794
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:16,719
Speaker 1: he's still kind. And I encourage everyone to remain kind

1795
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:18,960
Speaker 1: to the best of your ability. Sometimes we have bad days.

1796
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,080
Speaker 1: Give people grace for bad days, guys. I should have

1797
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,559
Speaker 1: said that at the I should have said that up top.

1798
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 1: That's something else that's on my mind. Give people a

1799
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:31,840
Speaker 1: little grace. Anyway, if you want advice, my number to

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01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,240
Speaker 1: call me and get advice is five zero two eight

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Speaker 1: four nine, three two three seven, five zero two eight

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01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,880
Speaker 1: four nine three two three seven. I just wanted to

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01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 1: make sure I gave you the right number. Sometimes I

1804
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 1: give the wrong number to people on purpose. Haven't done

1805
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,360
Speaker 1: that in a long time. I mean in my personal life.

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01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:50,320
Speaker 1: Haven't done that in a long time. But I definitely

1807
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:51,600
Speaker 1: don't want you, guys to have a wrong number. I

1808
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,800
Speaker 1: want you to have the right number. I want you

1809
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,760
Speaker 1: to call and ask for advice. So it's five zero

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01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 1: two eight four nine, three two three seven or five

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Speaker 1: zero two. Thanks THHX dadss you're not as spelled, dads.

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01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,640
Speaker 1: I didn't need to do that anyway. Please call We

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01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,920
Speaker 1: can maybe give you advice. We didn't have to give

1814
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 1: anyone advice today, but please call me and a non

1815
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:12,920
Speaker 1: expert will help you to the best of our ability.

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01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 1: Probably won't be good or helpful, but we will talk

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01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:19,439
Speaker 1: about you on my podcast. Thanks for listening, guys. Thanks

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01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,880
Speaker 1: Dad is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players

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01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:25,719
Speaker 1: and iHeart Podcast. I'm Your host Aego wodem Our producer

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01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:29,440
Speaker 1: is Kevin Bartelt and our executive producer is Matt appadaka