Speaker 1: Calorie audio. What's up when I say welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of mother Sucker Podcast. I'm your host, Michael Blackson.
Speaker 1: I'm never alone. Hey, it's Chinese best friend. We haven't
Speaker 1: been together in the student in a while. Man. Yeah, Mike,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is going on. You
Speaker 1: finally came back from your long vacation in Africa. Yes, man,
Speaker 1: I went home. Uh, I was just as long as
Speaker 1: I've actually been in Ghana. I've never Usually I'm going
Speaker 1: like seven or ten days. This time I was there
Speaker 1: for like twenty one days. Man. You know, I just
Speaker 1: need to get away. I need it was you know,
Speaker 1: I need a vacation and I need to get away.
Speaker 1: And I got away. Motherfucker. I'm the one that got away. Well,
Speaker 1: I thought it was never gonna come back. I thought
Speaker 1: you're joined the Ghana Air Force or no, they didn't
Speaker 1: let me in the Marines, man, I'm not you got
Speaker 1: be like on a like on to join the Marines
Speaker 1: or the gonna arm you kid, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: join this service. They will let me in. Well, the
Speaker 1: outfit you're wearing right now, it looks like helicopter. Drop
Speaker 1: you off, ye drop me off home finally, Man, I
Speaker 1: like Evil Kaneva, motherfucker little budget urban that the ghetto
Speaker 1: Evil Kneva. How are you? Oh, I'm good, Mike. You know,
Speaker 1: before you left Ghana, I didn't get a chance to
Speaker 1: see congratulations on your well world breaking news engagement, the
Speaker 1: first ever in the Breakfast Club. It wasn't first ever,
Speaker 1: you know. And the thing about it, when I did it,
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was the first ever. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't, you know, I don't watch the show that
Speaker 1: much to know, like if anybody's ever done it, I
Speaker 1: didn't know I was the first one until I got there,
Speaker 1: not that I got to tell I did it. Um,
Speaker 1: it wasn't my intentions to do it. That want that
Speaker 1: such a great, big platform, you know. Um what made
Speaker 1: me decide to do this? And why? Because nobody knew
Speaker 1: I was gonna do this. You didn't know I was
Speaker 1: gonna do Nobody knew. And that's a good thing about engagement.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't just surprise it. Woman. I think she surprised
Speaker 1: every fucking body because a lot of times, when people
Speaker 1: know your moves, you don't have people that are gonna
Speaker 1: try to like, hey, Mike, you know, don't do it
Speaker 1: all by just like, hey, Mike, come on, how about
Speaker 1: Mike Couci? You know what I mean? You boy, So
Speaker 1: you know somebody you might tell your best friend might
Speaker 1: be like, hey, you sure you want to do this?
Speaker 1: The best thing to do when you're trying to propose
Speaker 1: a woman, this is really your decision as a person
Speaker 1: is you have nothing to do with your friends, You
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with your family. You know, you
Speaker 1: don't go ask I mean not unless you're not sure
Speaker 1: about the person. When you are show about the person
Speaker 1: that you are proposing to, you don't even know one's
Speaker 1: permission because all they're gonna try to do is discourage you.
Speaker 1: You know, hey, man, come on you that time she
Speaker 1: did this mother? This that your mother that you sure
Speaker 1: she's the one? She go dig as you did your
Speaker 1: dead You know too much ship. But when you know
Speaker 1: that person, you know, like I know Roder. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: an amazing girl. Michael Rader is the best woman on earth.
Speaker 1: You know, She's like with Roder, I feel like I
Speaker 1: have a wife, a mother, a guardian and and an accountant,
Speaker 1: uh manage a manager. She has all those things in her.
Speaker 1: She's that great of a person. It's like I got
Speaker 1: like like one shop, one stop shop is that one shop?
Speaker 1: It's that going to school? And yeah, because if I
Speaker 1: did any other woman, I'm gonna need a woman. And
Speaker 1: of course great everything like in bad we are we're
Speaker 1: so compatible and bad. You know, sex is amazing. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know it's the most important, very important man. I
Speaker 1: mean your your dick has to get harder for your
Speaker 1: woman all the time. And she keeps my dick hard.
Speaker 1: I mean to bring my dick you know between stick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But um, yeah, because if I, if I was to
Speaker 1: proposed another woman, she probably have all those characters that
Speaker 1: Rod has to not have to get a big you
Speaker 1: got good pussy, not near another big that you count on.
Speaker 1: Another bit she like, you know, to cook food, another
Speaker 1: bit to do this with. Rather I got seven bit
Speaker 1: and one that's pretty good. Uh you know characteristics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very important man. You guys don't propose a woman
Speaker 1: because you pussy whipped. Not just that. Make sure she
Speaker 1: could whip pussy and whip a fucking meal two on
Speaker 1: the stove. Make sure she could sucking be if you
Speaker 1: need help with account and if you need help if
Speaker 1: you have baby mother, you know, anything anything that you
Speaker 1: need woman that could deal with all those things, that
Speaker 1: could help you through those things, you know, and rather
Speaker 1: is that type writer is definitely, and she just she
Speaker 1: don't and she don't want and besides just being my
Speaker 1: woman and being a great woman, she don't want, you know.
Speaker 1: Then she goes on the road with work. Don't see her.
Speaker 1: She works, She comes on the road at work. You know,
Speaker 1: she don't even want money, you don't. She don't want
Speaker 1: no money? Right then you don't want me to pay
Speaker 1: her for her work. I'm like, no, I'm gonna pay
Speaker 1: you for working. You know, she don't want to get
Speaker 1: paid for work. She's at Mike. I'm just headed harppy,
Speaker 1: you're my man, and whatever we need help with us
Speaker 1: what I'm here for. And you know a lot of
Speaker 1: time people say people do that just to like get
Speaker 1: you in. And then once she just sucked in and
Speaker 1: then you shoot that true colors, man, I'm not worried
Speaker 1: about none of that Roder. She's an MVP, yeah, m VP.
Speaker 1: So overall, I got a great woman. So I didn't
Speaker 1: even know about his permission. That's why it was a
Speaker 1: secret breakfast club. Did not know because I was gonna
Speaker 1: do that. That's why Charlot Mane. He was so shocked
Speaker 1: that you try to almost ruin it, but he didn't.
Speaker 1: He had no idea either. Even when I was going
Speaker 1: through my bag for the rank, he didn't know what
Speaker 1: I was doing. He was just trying to make me
Speaker 1: look stupid because he knew I was gonna pull out
Speaker 1: a range. He was so surprised. He wanted me to
Speaker 1: look so stupid that you know, but when I put
Speaker 1: the ring out, he looked so stupid that he tried
Speaker 1: to congratulate me. But thank you for showing me for
Speaker 1: the support you That was. That was. It was all
Speaker 1: over the internet. And then we didn't shut the internet down.
Speaker 1: Not only wasn't over the internet. She again since it happened,
Speaker 1: she again about eighty thousand followers. Then it verified her
Speaker 1: because everybody was just, you know, did you verify her already?
Speaker 1: She got verified? Congratulations rather you know anything about it.
Speaker 1: When she'd be fried to her engagement, you know, she
Speaker 1: tried to get verybody like no, they said, you don't qualify.
Speaker 1: As soon as she got engaged, and everybody on the
Speaker 1: internet is like looking her up, like who's this girl?
Speaker 1: And then she just boomed just she gained eighty thousand followers.
Speaker 1: Boom became very very fried on their own. She didn't
Speaker 1: even have to ask you. Did you notice that? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't notice. I'm surprised you got very friend So maybe,
Speaker 1: you know, you get engaged, you might get verified to
Speaker 1: Johnny best Friend. Mothersucker. Nobody give a funk about me
Speaker 1: when you google me Chinese best Friend restaurant and downtown
Speaker 1: l A, we'll show up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He's a restaurant called john best Friend. I'm trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, get some free meal over there. But yo,
Speaker 1: you're using my name, but you're using my name. I
Speaker 1: didn't see you last year. Yeah, that's that's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I should. I didn't, Like I said, I didn't
Speaker 1: know it was gonna go the viral. Yeah, the whole
Speaker 1: word knew about this proposal. Um, I mean, yes, it
Speaker 1: stopped me. It's you know, it probably what's that laws
Speaker 1: a few sight bitches, you know, but you know, but uh,
Speaker 1: the most important part of it is like feel it
Speaker 1: made me grow up. I feel very grown. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: if I was the baby, i'll be the grown up
Speaker 1: right now. It definitely grew me up, you know, And
Speaker 1: I think I'm old enough to grow up. You gotta
Speaker 1: grow up, you know anything about I'm just I'm growing
Speaker 1: up with the right person, like I don't you know?
Speaker 1: Rider is the woman. Her name is Rider for a
Speaker 1: reason because she's a rider die chick. Oh yeah, Miss Rider?
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Speaker 1: Carrie Richard, I hope I'm saying so. The runner lady
Speaker 1: who was disqualified from the Olympics because she smoked weed, Yeah, smoke,
Speaker 1: everybody think about it. She smoked weed and she's still fast.
Speaker 1: Imagine she smoked crack. She would man she would be
Speaker 1: at the Kentucky Derby. Fuck the race, she'd be running
Speaker 1: with the horses. Okay, but so they had I guess
Speaker 1: it's more like a charity run something like that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: for the Olympics, Olympics. But I think the world was
Speaker 1: curious to how fast she really is and can she
Speaker 1: keep up with the girls that want the one in
Speaker 1: the Olympics Olympics. So they had this thing called it Profrontane,
Speaker 1: some kind of classic one hundred meter running classic race
Speaker 1: with her and those girls that want and a few
Speaker 1: other girls like eight, any of them, just to see
Speaker 1: the just wondering like what she had done in the Olympics.
Speaker 1: But the thing why they they were wrong for that
Speaker 1: because what you the girls trained for the Olympics, like
Speaker 1: this girl, you know, she just came in ninth. She
Speaker 1: came in the last place. She came like last place.
Speaker 1: She came like ninth place out of eight niggas or
Speaker 1: something like that. Was like she's like way last, like dog,
Speaker 1: she's like way. Yeah. I think she was so far
Speaker 1: back like like the other girls in first lass and
Speaker 1: she was in coach And that's how that's how for
Speaker 1: a part there were you know came in last place,
Speaker 1: complete last, But she must have raised by confidence. She
Speaker 1: probably just thought she was so good that she didn't
Speaker 1: have to she didn't need to train or practice, because
Speaker 1: I don't think she really practiced, you know. Um, she
Speaker 1: probably just because when she got disqualified, what she was
Speaker 1: doing making appearances here and then turning up hanging out
Speaker 1: at the one time that she was gonna date the baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did a video again. I think that where he
Speaker 1: was something where he was trying to hollow her whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, she was taking to everybody that baby, little baby,
Speaker 1: big baby, um little Baia, big by low John, big John,
Speaker 1: growing up John medium John, adult D adult dub baby
Speaker 1: d infant grown up. She was turning up with everybody.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's no way she could. Yeah, they think
Speaker 1: about it. She should have just not did it. You
Speaker 1: know what. That's like me. That's like me not going
Speaker 1: on stage for two months and then decide because I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm just so good, stand up, I go
Speaker 1: compete against like a guy that was just on stage yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, Michael Blackson, done underestimate yourself. I've seen
Speaker 1: you on stage. You kill them, motherfucker's I think if
Speaker 1: you think, oh, you took a few months off and
Speaker 1: you back your your season. You've been fucking running this
Speaker 1: age for what I wanted eight years now. Yes, I
Speaker 1: was off. I think I was on off stage for
Speaker 1: a whole month, almost the night my first the first
Speaker 1: day I came back, I went split to work for
Speaker 1: your school, especially after these guys are still in money,
Speaker 1: so now I have to go get money back. So um, yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's what happened. The girl raised and you know
Speaker 1: it was. It was terrible because then everybody knows she
Speaker 1: like that. She's the last out of nine people. She
Speaker 1: was turned out of nine nine people. I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I mean the thing about it. You know, she she's
Speaker 1: known for smoking weed. That at that race, she got
Speaker 1: smoked her she got smoked. She got smoked like a
Speaker 1: blunt that Snoop Diggs. They should have it's it's Snoop
Speaker 1: dogs green room. Yes, so it was. But you know,
Speaker 1: I think she bounce back. Sometimes we need things to
Speaker 1: humble us. She probably was still confidence and cockiness, all
Speaker 1: of that brain and sometimes somethings humbles you. It happens
Speaker 1: all the time. Uh know, when you just think on
Speaker 1: top of the world, that says sometimes, you know, she's
Speaker 1: got a stuff to just calm you down sometimes. So
Speaker 1: that's what happened. Well, I hope she comes back. Micaul's uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to see her run again. We
Speaker 1: definitely to see her run again. And I want to
Speaker 1: see redeem myself. That's the most important part. You have
Speaker 1: to redeem yourself because black people we are just were
Speaker 1: very mean. You guys blow up the internet have so
Speaker 1: much memes about her. We forgot about Bill Cosby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby like thank you for coming in ninth place,
Speaker 1: you know, Kelly like thank you. Now they can stopped
Speaker 1: talking about me, you know, So it's all good man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she'll be back. Shakira, Uh yeah, I wish you. I
Speaker 1: wish you the best. I'm not you know, maybe she
Speaker 1: should have her as a guest in the show. Michael Broson, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you think should come? Yeah, she should, all right, producer,
Speaker 1: you think we can have her, Sir Shakira, Shakira, what's
Speaker 1: her name? Which is said a nothing that happened. Also recently,
Speaker 1: of course, we all know about p J. Washington who
Speaker 1: got finessed by the I G. Brittany ran up for
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars a month. That's yeah, this guy.
Speaker 1: So I think a lot of these women, you know,
Speaker 1: the women out there to target athletes for a reason.
Speaker 1: You know, these athletes make a lot of money. The
Speaker 1: nigga on the bench mixed two three million dollars a year. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what child support is on that. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of money. So there are some women
Speaker 1: out there that target athletes. And you know, some of
Speaker 1: these guys don't be thinking. We see a nice booty
Speaker 1: and a nice smile, and you know we nextually you
Speaker 1: know you're pregnant and you you're stuck with two hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a month for eighteen years. Okay, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what happened. She told everybody she wanted. She definitely made
Speaker 1: her come up. Okay, um, I guess for the next
Speaker 1: five years pges Washington's Jackson's and his Frank Franklin's, We'll
Speaker 1: I'll be going to Brittany n oh yeah yeah, yeah, sorry, fellows,
Speaker 1: be I'll be careful. Please be careful out there. Watch
Speaker 1: where you bust a nut and put a condom on
Speaker 1: pull out. Just don't let no woman trick you. And
Speaker 1: this wan trick you like just nutting me. Give me that.
Speaker 1: I want to feel that nut There are a lie
Speaker 1: to you. Even take you on birth control. I'm on
Speaker 1: berth control. Let me feel that. Now, I'm gonna feel
Speaker 1: you come and next thing, you know, and you came
Speaker 1: and she left to the family court. Okay, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: happened to my friend Mike in the laboratory where I work.
Speaker 1: He already has six kids, and twelve years later, I
Speaker 1: guess the courts finally found him. He had an affair
Speaker 1: somewhere twelve years ago. Knock on his door, Y, we
Speaker 1: need the need DNA tests, I guess, and it was
Speaker 1: his kid, and he goes, fuck, he just went home
Speaker 1: to the Philippines. It's no point, he goes, there's no
Speaker 1: point working anymore. How it is the kid twelve. So
Speaker 1: he back child support. World World World, World War was.
Speaker 1: They got to know their ruse and laws, like if
Speaker 1: you don't know the child wasn't yours, you're not responsible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make I guess it depends on the state California. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to a child support court before. And there's
Speaker 1: this guy, he's he was like fifty years old, and
Speaker 1: I hear, you know, he wasn't court. I hear everything.
Speaker 1: The judge goes you still a four hundred fifty child support.
Speaker 1: So I guess he he was a military judge. I'm
Speaker 1: disabled now, I was in a military. I didn't know
Speaker 1: this was my kid, and so he got ed up screwed.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so Fellows, you know, pull out, put a
Speaker 1: condom on. You know, we need male birth controls. Man,
Speaker 1: we need they should have need like a plane B
Speaker 1: or a plane D for the for the plane of
Speaker 1: the Dick plane D. You're right, huh something you never
Speaker 1: invented that. Man, come on to get us out of
Speaker 1: family cord. Then, oh, they're trying to trap us. That's
Speaker 1: why works for them. Man. Yeah, they will never make
Speaker 1: male berth and Fellows be careful out there, you know.
Speaker 1: Besides that, you know, like I said, I mean, we um,
Speaker 1: I'm happy, I'm I'm I'm engaged. I'm a happily engaged man.
Speaker 1: I love my fiance. You're gonna make a Chinese African
Speaker 1: baby soon. Yeah, the person will probably make some Tiger
Speaker 1: was mixed with Barack Obama's Okay, well, hey, if it happens,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I'm not a spring chicken.
Speaker 1: You could just leave the kid in uh got out
Speaker 1: to for your school, and you don't have to take
Speaker 1: care of the kids until later. Can I drop off
Speaker 1: Chinese baby there? That's a good idea, man, I put
Speaker 1: him sitting. Have the baby in Africa. I haven't got
Speaker 1: to the school in the village, right, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: happened to us, Me and my brothers. My mom and
Speaker 1: dad drop us off from the Philippines when we got
Speaker 1: big brought us here, and then when we were in
Speaker 1: the airport, my parents picked us up. We're like, who
Speaker 1: are these strangers? We're gonna live with them? How you
Speaker 1: did it? Well? I was fourteen. I know who my
Speaker 1: mom was, but I was living with my grandma. My
Speaker 1: grandma was a principal of the middle school and high school.
Speaker 1: I had a good life ship. You know, lunchtime, you
Speaker 1: don't have to wait in line one thousand kids. Like,
Speaker 1: here's a big school. Come over here and go eat,
Speaker 1: hang out on the principal's office. I never did homework
Speaker 1: in my life. That was probably a bad thing. Congratulations, man,
Speaker 1: you had you still turn out something? I mean you yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, my girl, I mean you could okay,
Speaker 1: you turn out be a piece of You don't have
Speaker 1: to filter. It's not too late. Chilie's best friend. You
Speaker 1: could go to your school then you you don't need Yeah.
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