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Speaker 1: Dance phone Elvi's Elvis Duran Elvis Duran phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap, Scary, Scary? What's your phone tap about today?

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Speaker 3: So my mom hates Mother's Day, and for some weird reason,

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Speaker 3: she hates being singled out or honored or celebrated in

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Speaker 3: any way. I have no idea. I wish I knew

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Speaker 3: the answer to that. So this year, my sister Jennifer

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Speaker 3: wasn't going to be home until late on Mother's Day,

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Speaker 3: and I had already gotten into an argument with my

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Speaker 3: mom early last week about making plans anyway. So this

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Speaker 3: all culminated on Friday morning after the show, when I

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Speaker 3: decided to phone tap my mom Roseanne, and my father Tony,

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Speaker 3: with the help of my eighty seven year old aunt Millie,

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Speaker 3: who was listening in on this whole thing.

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Speaker 2: So your mother doesn't like to celebrate my mother's she

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Speaker 2: hates it. Is it because she's ashamed of her children?

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding, all right.

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Speaker 3: Let's see what happens when Scary stirs it up in

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Speaker 3: his own family.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hi, Anthony, how are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Good. Listen, I had the baby and I'm putting him

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Speaker 1: to sleep, so.

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Speaker 2: Well, listen. I have a contact with Peter Luver's so

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Speaker 2: oh good, I get a sin.

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Speaker 1: No can't go, Steve, Anthony, Please, I can't.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me. Listen o'clock. We can do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going at six o'clock and eating steak and

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Speaker 1: then getting sick.

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Speaker 2: But this is your day.

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Speaker 1: Well, every day is my day, Anthony.

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Speaker 2: And I got it for seven people so Millie could

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Speaker 2: come to Anthony.

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Speaker 1: She can't eat that stuff. Yes, she did last time.

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Speaker 1: An it's not going to happen already. Well, you got

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Speaker 1: to unmake the reservation because I'm not going, Anthony. Please,

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Speaker 1: don't don't.

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Speaker 2: Give me, but I'm paying.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to hang up on you, I really am.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to hang up on you right now because

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Speaker 1: she makes me very angry. Why because I don't want

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Speaker 1: to do this. It's not necessary right away. You have

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Speaker 1: to do something flamboyant. You gotta do this. You got

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Speaker 1: to do that just to say you did it.

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Speaker 2: I have a contact there, Anthony.

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Speaker 1: Stop it now. You know you sound like you like.

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Speaker 1: They tell you how you sound on the radio. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to go telling them details. That's your problem.

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Speaker 1: They got to know every little thing that you do,

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Speaker 1: and then they have comments about it with daddy?

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Speaker 2: Did did you talk about with daddy?

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Speaker 1: No, Daddy's in bedroom.

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Speaker 2: What if I had a limousine pick us up? Let

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Speaker 2: me pick us up and we'll go to Atlantic City?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? No really, Anthony, umthing.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up on you now, Tony, the door's opening.

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Speaker 2: The bathroom something. Will you put them on the phones?

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Speaker 2: One second?

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Speaker 1: Here, Anthony, I have to take my shower.

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Speaker 2: Anthony, Hey, what if we did brunch?

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Speaker 4: Where brush sware? Where's Jennifer gonna be?

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Speaker 2: I don't know where.

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Speaker 4: You understand what we're saying or you're just blocking out

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Speaker 4: what we're talking. What about Jennifer won't be home till

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Speaker 4: five o'clock?

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Speaker 2: All right? So what if I take you guys at

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Speaker 2: the brunch? Like you know too? Who you and Mommy?

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Speaker 2: Just the two of us?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this one damn day?

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Speaker 2: The city? Well, the city.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what's worse than anything else?

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Speaker 2: Anthony?

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Speaker 4: You're going from the frying panics at a fire. The city's

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Speaker 4: worse than staying in Brooklyn. You're not even talking right.

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Speaker 2: What's wrong with the city?

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with the city? Plenty wrong with it.

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Speaker 2: We'll stay downtown.

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Speaker 4: No, Anthony, No, no, city, No city.

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Speaker 2: I got a great restaurant that you haven't, Jerry.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of restaurants that's out there that there's

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Speaker 4: plenty of them. And you know what, sometimes some of

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Speaker 4: the best restaurants sucked. All right, Why I don't like it?

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Speaker 1: If he please? You're giving me such a I really,

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Speaker 1: I have the baby and I can't deal with this.

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Speaker 1: You're making your father walk out. I'm hanging up.

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Speaker 2: I have to put Daddy back on the phone.

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Speaker 1: He went outside. He's got to work with the contra.

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Speaker 1: He is with the contracting on the phone by Anthony

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Speaker 1: put him back on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Million, I'm down the phone for you. Okay, I need

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Speaker 2: you to pretend that I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Hello, Hi, ro How are you doing good?

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Speaker 1: How are you okay?

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Speaker 5: That's too bad?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh? What's going on?

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Speaker 5: Anthony called me.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's such a pain in the youth.

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Speaker 5: He wants to go to Peter Lucas. He said that

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Speaker 5: he's going to make a reservation.

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Speaker 1: Listen to him.

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Speaker 5: He was saying that he wanted to go out for

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Speaker 5: Lover's Day.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's making such a big deal. I told him,

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Speaker 1: come here, Jennifer comes home. Water Chinese food and call

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Speaker 1: it a day. Buddy, go home. Let me read my paper.

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Speaker 1: I don't need this book.

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Speaker 5: I know he's.

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Speaker 1: Insisting that I have to go out. I said, why

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Speaker 1: are you doing this to me?

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Speaker 5: I know me such stress. I think he put in reservations.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what he did. Don't listen to him.

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Speaker 1: He can cancel them. You can eat steak at six

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night.

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Speaker 5: I can't eat steak. And yeah, but he says he

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Speaker 5: wants to go out.

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Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate Mother's Day. Nobody Mother's Day.

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Speaker 5: I'm going it with this Mother's Day.

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Speaker 1: Can you eat Chinese food?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I haven't had it in a long time. I

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Speaker 5: think I would enjoy And you think so.

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Speaker 1: Last time you had it, you got sick.

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Speaker 5: Remember, Yeah? All right, I don't writ the best of

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Speaker 5: very s all.

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Speaker 1: Okay, take it easy, okay, okay, bye bye.

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Speaker 2: Bye, Emily. That was great. This is just me. Okay, right,

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Speaker 2: what do you want?

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Speaker 1: I know she called me, you're making the baby crawl

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Speaker 1: right because he wants the phone, because he sees I'm

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Speaker 1: on the phone, William.

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Speaker 2: He just wants attention.

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Speaker 1: No, he doesn't want attention, Anthony.

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Speaker 2: He's crying we're good.

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Speaker 1: We're not good. She's not going.

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Speaker 2: She's on board, she says she's not.

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Speaker 1: Come on, no, we're not going. I just spoke to

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Speaker 1: Aunt Milly and she said, no, she didn't.

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Speaker 2: Say that to you.

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Speaker 1: Well she did, so put me on conference and you

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Speaker 1: see what she said. I just hung up with her.

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Speaker 2: Carl hold on, Emily.

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Speaker 1: Anthony, Yeah, it's him again.

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Speaker 5: My god, I know he.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't give up.

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Speaker 2: Emily, What did you tell me? Just now?

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Speaker 5: I says, okay, you did not I told you. That's

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Speaker 5: okay with me. Not I didn't want What did I

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Speaker 5: tell you did?

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Speaker 1: I have the baby to take care of. He's crying

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Speaker 1: and I am not going. This is disgusting now, this

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Speaker 1: really is well me, it really is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Now, tell Lucas to stop crying because you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 5: You've been phone tapped, bro,