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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 4: Goodbye, just call me back.

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Speaker 5: It's a special Valentine's Day edition of the Loser Line.

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Speaker 6: If you haven't heard it before, it works like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say someone approaches you on V Day and hits

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Speaker 5: you with this romantic line.

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Speaker 2: Hey, sweetams, my friends met me that I can get

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Speaker 2: a gorgeous date for Valentine's Day and they were right,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you want to hang out with me instead that.

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do, don't crush up some candy hearts and

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Speaker 5: blow the dust into his eyes than that.

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Speaker 6: Instead, tell him that you're Valen. Fine with that?

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Speaker 5: Okay, that's when you hand him the digits of the

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Speaker 5: Loser Line so he can leave an awkward voicemail we

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Speaker 5: can play on the air like the ones you're about

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Speaker 5: to hear. Yes, and just so you know, all of

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Speaker 5: these were left for us over the week, again with

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Speaker 5: people who were meeting at different Valentine's events or romantic

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Speaker 5: get together So this should be interesting, love, Let's get

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Speaker 5: right into it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 4: It's we met at Cupid bar crawl and uh, look, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Sorry sorry to call you like this.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually in kind of a weird situation here and uh,

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Speaker 4: kind of embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: But remember how I uh like remember.

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Speaker 4: I handcuffed us together just for like a second as

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Speaker 4: a joke with those like buzzy pink handcuffs.

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Speaker 3: Then, you know, is there any chance you maybe still

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Speaker 3: have that key? I don't know that. I think I

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Speaker 3: may have handed it to you.

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Speaker 4: Uh honestly, I just can't remember, but I can't find it,

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Speaker 4: and I kind of need it. I was under the

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Speaker 4: impressions these were like trick handcuffs, and apparently they don't

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Speaker 4: just unlocked by themselves, so they're kind of stuck on.

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Speaker 1: I.

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Speaker 3: I you know, I'm like kind.

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Speaker 4: Of freaking out because I can't go into work on

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Speaker 4: Monday with.

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Speaker 3: Like fuzzy pink cancuffs on one of my wrists. So

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Speaker 3: if you could just text or call me back like as.

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Speaker 4: Soon as possible either way, I would be forever grateful,

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh God.

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Speaker 5: The first thing I thought was, this is the only

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Speaker 5: job where one of us could walk in with pink

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Speaker 5: hancuffs stuck and be like, oh, hey, what's up, Jeff.

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 5: I think it's a great practical joke to play on

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Speaker 5: somebody at the bar.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like, hey, these handcuffs are fake. I promise

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Speaker 6: you want to put them on with me.

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Speaker 5: Next thing, you know, you're giving a PowerPoint presentation on Monday.

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Speaker 6: You're like hit the slide.

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Speaker 7: Next, Hey, this is act. We met at the Valentine's

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Speaker 7: Singles mixer.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 7: I had a great time with you. But if I'm

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Speaker 7: being like a hunger, I just don't really feel like

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Speaker 7: we were a perfect match. But I do appreciate your

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Speaker 7: interest in you giving you my near number, and you know,

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Speaker 7: like ghosting somebody that's just like not really my that's

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Speaker 7: not my vibe. So I'm leaving this message for you,

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Speaker 7: and I actually think I do know a girl who

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Speaker 7: would be perfect for you, one of my friends who

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Speaker 7: just moved here from England.

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Speaker 8: If you know, she's got that like cute little accent.

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Speaker 7: If you close your eyes, she could be the Geico

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Speaker 7: Gecko and then if you open them, she kind of

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Speaker 7: looks like him too, but like in a cute way.

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Speaker 7: You know, she's like sin she's got those like big eyes.

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Speaker 7: But like I'm not selling.

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Speaker 5: It, but she's really cute.

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Speaker 7: So I am going to text you her number. If

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Speaker 7: you use it, fine, if you end up hooking up.

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Speaker 7: You got to tell me and if it works out,

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Speaker 7: you could.

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Speaker 3: You know, say, fifteen percent on your caragure.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, I do not see any red flags.

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Speaker 6: All I saw was she has a job.

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Speaker 5: Okay, she just described friend as someone with big eyes,

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Speaker 5: sin and like a tongue that moves in and out.

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Speaker 3: Really couldn't just.

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Speaker 6: Say that she's on the ozempic diet and we get the.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 5: The funny thing about that is the guy co Gecko

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Speaker 5: was a very popular spokesperson for their brand, just like

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Speaker 5: I am for the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok Maybe.

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Speaker 6: I should try an accent when I'm promoting.

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Speaker 5: Okay, let's see, because if you go there right now

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Speaker 5: and type in Brook and Jeffrey into you tikety talk,

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Speaker 5: you'll find rare content that will tickle your nickas.

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Speaker 6: I like you and my pants are tickling. Okay, let's

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Speaker 6: have a jolly old chin wagon. Toss it back to

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Speaker 6: the voicemails. Hey where we at?

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Speaker 1: Hey? Christina?

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Speaker 8: It was just awesome meeting you over the weekend before

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Speaker 8: Valentine Day too.

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Speaker 1: It just it feels like sharendipity, almost.

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Speaker 8: Like it was fate that we were able to make

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Speaker 8: a connection like almost stupid, and then no shredamics made

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Speaker 8: it and we're able to create this totally awesome vibe

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Speaker 8: of us together. In fact, ever since, like we connected,

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Speaker 8: I just had this massive part on for you.

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Speaker 3: You get my point.

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Speaker 5: I felt a real connection with you.

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Speaker 3: I miss you. I want to hang out with you again.

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Speaker 3: Please call me.

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Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, it's got a lot of anxiety swinging his

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Speaker 8: legs over.

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Speaker 6: No, he's definitely in a rocking chair. Rocking chairs weird.

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Speaker 6: I think I know that guy. Oh no, it's real, sweetheart.

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Speaker 3: Not weird at all.

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Speaker 6: That's actually the least surprising thing you've settled. I'll bring

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Speaker 6: him in studio. I'll introduce you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: I'm not shaking that man's hairy.

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Speaker 3: Uh. Downtime stag is right around the corner. So I've

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Speaker 3: walked from candy Hearts and I wanted to read a

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Speaker 3: few to you. Says, hey, you hold on, let me

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Speaker 3: get that. Okay, as if.

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Speaker 1: That means that's weird, just not Valentine's Uh. Girls like

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Speaker 1: I think I r L like Okay, maybe a G

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Speaker 1: and this I'm like.

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Speaker 3: Girl like maybe they met girl like misprinted like you know,

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Speaker 3: girl like you. I'm just saying I like girls, all right,

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Speaker 3: That's all I got. Take care.

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Speaker 6: Almost I don't know. Somebody's dad just got a box

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Speaker 6: of candy hearts.

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Speaker 8: That is what happens.

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Speaker 5: That's what happens when forty and overs get these new

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Speaker 5: modern flying herds with likeliver.

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Speaker 6: That guy is least fifty five. Okay, if that makes

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Speaker 6: you feel better, it does, it does.

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Speaker 5: Remember you can listen to loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 5: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey YouTube channel so you can listen to

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Speaker 5: every single loser Line. Second day in phone tap right there,

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Speaker 5: we're gonna do a

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Speaker 3: Phone tap right after that, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,